Every superhero origin has now been changed to being struck

Kal el was an ordinary kryptonian baby until his rocket ship was struck by ... earth!

Bruce Wayne was an ordinary 8 year old Millionaire until his parents were struck by several bullets

Well, I mean, Batman is kind of the exception. Rather the reverse, I suppose.

>>83430702
Prof X was a normal man until he was struck by an X-Gene

Bruce Wayne was an ordinary boy until his parents were struck by bullets!

>>83430756
>>83430782
They were struck by a smooth criminal

Bruce Wayne was an ordinary boy until he got struck by dead parents!

>>83430756
a random woman became you're mum when her vagina was struck by my penis lmao

>>83430903
#rekt

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>>83430360
Dick Grayson was an ordinary eight year old trapeze artist until his parents struck the ground.

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>>83430360
Janet was struck by Hank Pym.

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>>83434236
10/10

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>>83430360
Tony Stark was struck by shrapnel.

>>83434236

Fucker beat me to it

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>>83430360
Oracle was an ordinary, everyday batgirl until a bullet was struck by her spine.

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>>83430360
Spider-Man was happily married until he struck a deal with the devil.

>>83430360
The Flash was just an ordinary guy until he was struck by lightning!

>>83430360
Flash was just an ordinary guy until he was struck by a symbiote!

>>83434556
Kek

Clint Barton was the finest archer in the word and a circus artist until he got struck by conscience and coolness.

Steven Rodgers was struck by a red white and blue colored lightning bolt, but it was secretly a lightning bolt created by HYDRA!!!

SCOTT LANG WAS STRUCK BY ANTS

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Norrin Radd was an ordinary alien, until one day he was struck by a giant purple man!

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Adolf Hitler was an ordinary man until his bank account was struck with unnecessarily high interest rates.

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Butcher was an ordinary bloke until his lady got struck by some superdick

>>83430360
i had an ordinary flaccid penis until i was struck by scarlet witch's tits

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>>83430360
iceman was a normally sexual man until he was struck by bendick's writing