Future Pearl edition
Previous thread: >>83412954
>"NEW" episode Hit the Diamond on June 2nd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>Unaired episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
Daily reminder that Lapis and Steven are married.
Don't forget ta PLACE YA BETS!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10377635
>>83418985
>>83419031
Daily reminder your memes are garbage
......................................
This isone ofthe cute gems
>GOD TIER
Rose Quartz > Steven
>DEMIGOD TIER
Stevonnie > Rainbow Quartz
>(GOD POWERGAP)
>GREAT TIER
Amethyst > Pearl >>> Sapphire >>> Garnet
>OK TIER
Ruby > Opal = Sugilite
>YELLOW PEARL IS KINDA CUTE TIER
Yellow Pearl
>WHO CARES TIER
Lapis Lazuli > Sardonyx >>>>>> Malachite >>> Blue Diamond > Blue Pearl > Yellow Diamond
>JASPER TIER
Jasper > Alexandrite
>PIECE OF SHIT TRASH FUCK YOU
Peridot
>>83419079
I'd bang Rose in a heartbeat but she's not a great character or person
>>83419039
Where's the "Steven uses his telepathy to talk with a bubbled Jasper" ?
>>83419079
See ya familia
>>83419109
not true
http://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o
Must be coming pretty soon right
>>83419079
>you'll be banned for you shit taste
>>83419079
>posts the stretch mark version
you deserve the ban
>>83419130
very true actually
This is Garnet. She enjoys playing with Steven and long walks in the ocean. Her hobbies include arcade games, dancing, and sitting very, very still.
Say hello to Garnet!
>>83419079
Why
Anyway, what new episode are you looking forward to the most?
LOOK AT THESE BOOTLEGS
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.steven.adventure.ysf
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.gems.nail.steven.universe.turner.manicure
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ma.steveneuniuni1324
THERE'S MORE TOO
>>83419079
Again, your ranking is bad.
>You will never own a Pearl.
>>83419000
That feeling in which you make an innocent post and receive an unexpectedly perturbing reply
>>83419150
>stretch marks
didn't even notice, thanks anon
>>83419163
She also enjoys inserting her massive thigh between thing gems legs.
>>83419189
Steven will.
>>83419141
Last time Matt said "Soon", we ended up with a 4-month-long hiatus, and summer is only so long.
I'm guessing SoS will start the first week of August.
was she worth the weight?
>Zap2it updated.
>No new episode listed on the 9th.
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/steven-universe/upcoming-episodes/EP01616432?aid=zap2it
T-THERE'S STILL HOPE RIGHT GUYS?
Apparently there were official nicknames for the Rubies in the credits? What were they?
>>83419079
>opal=sugilite
>>83419079
No ban can hold all that shit taste.
>>83419163
And dancing provocatively with smaller women
What would Jasper have had done with Steven?
fuck you
>>83419252
Fuse.
>>83419163
And having a small woman come undone in between her legs
Thunderbirds crossover when?
>>83419228
Doc (leader), Army (shoulder gem), Leggy (thigh gem), Navy (naval gem), and Eyeball.
>>83419227
It's because the show is cancelled
>>83419252_________________________________fug_________________him
>>83419252
Not much because mindspace
Unless there's some "IF YOU DIE IN THE DREAM YOU DIE FOR REAL, MAN"-type shit going on
Sleep is a curse, and yet a curse I need to live - Steven Universe
>>83419079
Disregard Roseposters
Aquire green memes
>>83419299
Stevenposters > Peridotposters >>> Roseposters.
>>83419079
6 minutes and still not banned.
>>83419281
Oh, I see, they're named after their gem locations, and their leader's gem is on her doc.
Our Ruby would be named Handy and Sapphire would give a knowing wink.
>>83419299
Ok.
>>83419281
Thanks senpai
>>83419130
Fucking argument point of the century over here.
Give this guy a fucking debating medal or something.
>>83419268
What if they failed to fused and amethyst just torpedoes in there
Who's this gem again?
>>83419115
>>83419142
>>83419187
>>83419230
>>83419299
are you guys actually all perishitters? damn fuck these threads
>>83419329
not true
>>83419294
- Steven Universe
>>83419344
The best gem.
>>83419344
Bootilite
>>83419358
More belching gems!
>>83419326
that's the spirit
>>83419141
>two forks
>a glass like that
Connie date?
>>83419358
desu Your steven ranking is appropriate but the rest is just shit taste.
>>83419325
I wonder if Homeworld tries to avoid gathering very large numbers of the same Gem type in the same place, because that would get confusing as hell.
>>83419358
Your fat fetish is creepy. Rose is only hot for her personality, height and abilities
>>83419227
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83419358
>into pregnancy and burping/assumedly farting
I don't even care what gem you like anymore, you have shit taste regardless.
>>83419411
>eating pizza with utensils
>>83419424
>Not loving everything about Rose. gtfo.
>>83419411Peridot date
>>83419344
Human Sardonyx.
>>83419424
Hey, real talk, don't you like cuddling a soft, thick body? It's a lot of fun. I know that belching shit is overdoing it but some women can really rock extra cushioning and Rose is one of them.
>>83419424
your height fetish is disgusting.
>>83419466
>>83419452
not really into preg t b h
>>83419424
it's not a fat fetish thing she's my WIFE
>>83419344
Meme
>>83419229
I never realized how big those were
Afternoon, /sug/.
>>83419227
>all these leaks
>flashback to Legend of Korra season 3
>"Steven Universe will now only be available via online distribution!" - Cartoon Network
>extreme budget cuts
>quality just takes a fucking nose dive
>season 4 is cancelled
what do?
>>83419461
Connie doesn't eat junk food. This could be her first pizza and he's trying to make it special.
>>83419411
I had not thought of that. That would be adorable.
>>83419526
fucking PANIC
>>83419526
suicide
I'd have to make two different lists, one that ranks the gems by personality, and the other by their looks. Opal is the most attractive to me and the one I want to bang the most, but she's not even really a character, so I like many more gems than her.
Since everyone is admitting their fetishes, might as well tell you all mine.Fat womenFat menBelchingSame size voreTonguesFangsLong hairGiant womenFacesitting
>>83419498
It's nice but it's not THAT nice. Cuddling a skinny body that's soft in all the right places with hard, powerful muscles in others is great too.
>>83419524
Afternoon, friend. Cute picture. Have a really lovely day.
>>83419562
>not being able to factor in both
Are there and sugilitefags lol
skinny Rose best Rose
>>83419591
Hope you have one as well, anon.
>>83419585
These are all great except the belching and vore.
Name a time Pearl wasn't the worstyou probably can but she is still the worst
>>83419526
Find out who's leaking shit and kidnap them. Keep them chained up in a basement for the remainder of the seasons.
>steven universe
>done by studio trigger
what happens ?
>>83419424
k
>>83419586
I think it's all great, but I'm attracted to everything between "broomstick" and "so fat there's no human frame discernible underneath it."
>>83419585
Are you actually autistic? What a cancerous fucking list
>>83419562
Looks:
Rose, Opal, Pearl and Lapis
Character:
Peridot, Ruby, Sardonyx, Jasper
>>83419606
>inb4 tumblr kys
>>83419606
I'd cuddle that for hours
>>83419606
>>83419597
Right here, pal
>>83419585
>Same size vore
micro vore is maybe more acceptable but vore is stupid
>>83419606
i'm gonna burn your house down
>>83419532
But if she eats like that all the time, wouldn't the fancy forks make it more ordinary.
>>83419592
What's the secret to doing so?
>>83419658
licking is an ability, anon. Ask any lesbian.
Servant of the Rose,
She has the biggest nose.
Can we drop the metered rhyme?
I'd like to write in prose.
>>83419655
beginpunishment
>>83419667
This is a pretty good list. I'd replace Pearl with Sapphire and Ruby with Garnet, and maybe Jasper with Lapis, but it's good taste even if not mine exactly.
>>83419079
Sail on, brave soul
>>83419718
getting attention via repeated shitposting is only done by faggot 12 year olds and autistic faggots
>>83419079
>garnet, amethyst, pearl, steven in god / great tier
there's literally nothing wrong with this
Sassy Sophie
>>83419424
You can't reason with whalers.
>>83419585
Feels vanilla desu.Humiliation, mindbreak, watersports and shota.
>>83419645
Maximum Capacity
>>83419411
Probably. Steven is the kind of guy that'd make pizza a romantic dinner.
>>83419693
having the best opinions
Which adult Steven is best adult Steven?
>>83419721
They will do draw requests for /co/ the entire time amd have no internet or human contact. That's basically hell.
>>83419718
But then there's no point.
>>83419753
That's why I'm asking them to stop.
>>83419645
Historical Friction.
>>83419802
Reminder that the Diamonds are secretly fusions, Rose and Bismuth were Pink Diamond and our Pearl was her Pearl (hence the pink hair). Diamonds have special Pearls (hence why Peridot calls our Pearl a "classy one").
>>83419261
If Steven fuses with Jasper does the organic part of Steven have to breathe through the fusion's mouth?
>>83419802
Stevonnie
>>83419585extreme objectificationdehumanizationtorture/punishment
>>83419687
>fat Pearl
>>83419831
Doesn't this artist draw Steven sucking the Gems tentacle dicks?
>>83419831
>still no art of steven impregnating pearl
>>83419846
Steven's gem fusions wouldn't have to breath.
Fusions inherit all the abilities of their components.
>>83419802
This one's pretty decent, maybe the best I've seen. I don't really care for him having Rose's hairstyle exactly, or just being a hairy guitar hippie and nothing else.
>>83419804
personally, I wouldn't mind seeing onion/connie's mom lewds
>>83419079
maaan, I get temp banned because the janitor thinks I'm indexer, but this stays up for 25+ min?
>>83419851touchingtouching for sexual
>>83419831
Long haired Pearl looks fucking great. Who made this?
>>83419898
There's greentext of Pearl impregnating Steven.
>>83419831
>>83419802
Hail Gemperator Steven
>>83419851
anyone have anything that fits the above categories? please? PLEASE?please be a pal
>>83419944
>>83419933
>pearl impregnating steven
that's even better
>>83419956
here you go, m8
>>83419907
I'm almost positive I've seen that. There's tons of Connie's mom naked for sure, but yeah them going at it would be great, especially in comic form
>>83419689
I don't even have a house now.
>>83419831
What the fuck
>>83419585weight gain/stuffingbelliesburpsalcohol / drunkbody odor (feet, breath)vomit(when i'm feeling really freaky)spoiled girls
>>83419910
hotpockets are 2slow today lol
>>83419802
The Canon one
>>83419982
>Steven pulls Pearl's face closer to his
>He goes for her nose instead, suckling the tip carefully
>Pearl quivers with pleasure as Steven gives her nasal
>Pearl climaxes quickly and sloppily, her nose spewing mucus in Steven's throat
>Steven manages to swallow every bit of it
>The mucus hardens in Steven's stomach, forming a new pearl gem
>the gem replaces Rose's gem from within and forces itself in its place
>Steven mutates into a dwarfish, slow-witted Pearl replica
>>83420021>Sharing 4 fetishes with me>Including drunks
My nigga
sooooo i lost CN and I just realize this show came back what did I miss? i think the latest episode I should see is back to the barn how many episodes have missed between that and hit the diamond? also is there a link for back to the barn?
>>83419753
isn't that exactly what you're doing with those buzzwords?
>>83420023
I'd like a special duck for half off
So how strong is a diamond in battle.
>>83420029
what happens to the Rose Quartz? does it pop out and she comes back<
>>83419956
closest thing I have reallyYou should visit the Gunnerkrigg threads they're filled with it
>>83420047
Just watch them all on Kisscartoon
>>83420056
>>83420023
What kind of shirt store sells ducks? I don't understand their business model.
>>83420079
Plausible.
>>83420029
this was hot up until the mucus part
I want to shave my chest hair like this
>>83420023
Acceptable.
>>83420124
>tfw your chest hair breaks every razor you try on it
PEARL
IS
SHIT
thread needs more lapis
>>83419585
grinding
rape
sexual tension
Show her my sweet triple tip penetration mode?
>>83420124
You mean your chest hair doesn't grow like that on its own?
>>83420124
>alien shorts
Perfect
>>83420021
wow, sucks to be you. Or not? More and more women fit every single one of those these days. See Fabuplus magazine, assuming you're not already the editor
>>83420101
I think it works like they put a duck sticker on all the shirts that are marked down
How lewd can you get on a blue board?How long is the ban for nsfw on a blue board?
>the series finale
>Epic gem battles and solved plotlines
>All gems gather for one final song
>fades to black
...
> *camera pans around teenager's room*
> *vintage gem stones on collector's shelf*
> "Connie! Wake up honey you're gonna be late for school!"
>YFW
>>83420162
>implying you're the one with the sweet triple tip penetration mode
>Peridot walks in wearing a fearsome, motorized three-headed strap-on, cackling impishly
Post desktop screenshots
>>83420155
Long hair Lapis for you.
>>83420218
This is not very lewd. Yet.
>>83420218
>not just posting on a red board
>>83420171
Further proof that gems just can't stay out of Greg's pants.I'm not sorry.
>>83420219
Been there, done that
>>83420219
I would kill Rebecca.
>>83420218
No nipples or genitals, but sometimes a butt will get you banned. An asshole definitely will.
It's typically a 3-day ban across all boards. /co/ mods really, really like all boards bans for /co/ offenses. It's the only board I've ever been banned from all boards from, and it's every ban I've ever gotten here.
>>83420225
Is this a weapon?
>>83420218
It's really subjective. I've seen nudes go all the way to archives without anyone reporting it apparently.3 days, from my experience
>>83420244
Why does Peridot have such a great ass.
>>83420219
>>83420244
>>83420247
But anon, that's no fun.
>>83420251
Greg "Every Gem's fixing for dicking" Universe
is there a stream going to be a stream for this?
>>83420229
no.
on a side note, please share your ms. rodreguiez lewds
>>83420285
It's just a simulation.
>>83420285
Zuke knows what's up
>>83420264
/int/ is the same. I've never been banned only for a single board.
>>83420235
HHHHHNG
LONG HAIR IS MY FETISH
>>83420298
>>83420264
>>83420271
Thanks, Anons.I could probably do with a break anyway.
>>83420218
the /co/ mods are absolute cuckolds and ban for 3 days from all boards for even showing cropped lewds
>tfw leg fetish
>tfw blue boards can host every inch of sexy leg from hip to toe
>>83420006
What would your three wishes be?
Assuming Lapis Djinnzuli abides by the traditional rules of cartoon genie wish granting, you cannot:
>Kill anyone
>Make beings fall in love
>Bring beings back from the dead
>Wish for more wishes, directly or indirectly
>>83420023
That's what he thought he'd look like as an adult, he'll look different when he actually becomes an adult.
>>83420218
3 days usually
You can get incredibly lewd, as long as there's no actual nudity or explicit sex. For example there's a pic of Pearl and Dr Maheswaran going at it with a strapon but you can't see any naughty bits, so it's techically safe
It's still always better to put it behind a spoiler and you never know how many MODS MODS MODS fags are going to bei in the thread. If there's enough, you're going to get the ban
For something really explicit an imgur link is your best bet
>>83420331
Also happy Lapis
>>83420335
>>83420351
Here is some shortstack Sapphie for you.
>>83420365
You are objectively incorrect.
>>83420403
Hot!
>>83419411
ah that could be why he's all rocketing around, he got aconnie kiss
>>83420403
Getting lewder...
>>83419515
Me too, I remember thinking the same thing when I my uncle pulled down a street sign for his room.
>>83420353
I would wish to be happy that's all
>>83420416
Incorrect how? It's fun to imagine how he'd look like as an adult, keeping in mind that he won't look like he did in Too Many Birthdays.
Peridot will never see the light of christ
>>83419851
So you like Pearl, huh? Like identifying with her?
You piece of trash. Lick my shoe.
>>83420403
>>83420449
Forgot the picture like an idiot.
>>83420457
>Incorrect how?
Objectively.
>>83420353
>her freedom
>to be a gem (and the powers that come with it)
>empathy transfer- have homeworld gems feel how the humans feel about the earth, they understand, and only cluster empty planets
>>83420483
What makes me "objectively" incorrect?
>>83420470
No, I don't like any of the shit tier gems
>>83420084
this is pretty funny if you think of it as Rose assuming control of Cloud Connie
>>83420335
This thread needs more neck nibbling
>>83420479
no bully plz
>>83420529
>Neck nibbling
>tfw Amethyst won't nibble on your neck
>>83420534
Whose hand prints are those?
>>83420529
>>83420529
the profile pic made it 1,000,000 times better
>>83420534
GEMS
IN
HEAT
>>83420479
Now post the picture of Lapis getting raped by a dog.
MY WAIFU IS NOT A BOY
STOP MAKING UP LIES!!
>>83420564
>pearl trying to fuck rebound steven
>>83420555
mine.
>>83420553
Rub some donuts on it
>>83420569
shit i mean pic name. I swear I have fcuking dyslexia
>>83420577
The aftermath. Is is NSFW if they don't have nipples or genitals?
>>83420555Kiki's
I really like /sug/ it's so sad that it will be ded agin soon
>>83420577
Is Gems going in heat canon?
If so, then when do they go in heat?
Let's have some fun, /sug/.
>>83420577
>>83420617
Fucking damn it.
>>83420621
It'll just move to /trash/
>>83420593
He's gonna need something, or rather someone to give him his great highs while he's as low as he possibly could be.
>/sug/ getting this lewd
I like this
>>83420635
neat
>>83420634
The rules are simple.
I'm gonna say what kind of word I need, and first reply ending with 0 or dubs/trips/etc. is what gets put down. Once I have all the words I need, I'll show you what the finished Mad Lib looks like.
Let's start off with an adjective!
>>83420635
That's a penis.
>>83420634
>Mad Libs
I should buy SU Madlibs someday
>>83419079
How's it feel to be objectively wrong
>>83420639
>>83420635
You fool, that's not lewd, that's just porn!
>lewd
>>83420690
Furious
>>83420634
if dubs u gotta light the book on fire
>>83420592
who is he?
Mods on vacation?QUICK POST ALL THE LEWDS
>>83420592
Nose is too small.
>>83420634
first noun: Penis
>>83420553
TFW amethyst has no neck to nibble on
>>83420690
Dank
>>83420710
Fuck, that was quick!
Now a noun.
>>83420534
This reminds me of some exquisite Lapearl smut I chanced upon yesterday night, in which Earl helps Bob out of her oh-so-tight jean shorts after the baseball game.
>>83420718
>>83420690
lovable
>>83420700
Still not explicit...
>>83420690
Sexual
>>83420746
LINK
PLEASE
I can't speak for any one else on /co/, but I'm going to kind of miss you guys when the hiatus starts. I'll even miss Greg 'Murder Cock' Universe.
>>83420635
>inb4 /sug/ Simulator v0.8
>>83419395
More belching *and* farting Gems
>>83420755
Where are they're noses?
>>83420744
Peridotite
>>83420744
semen-demon
>>83420744
tiger
>>83420760
I'm going to need to go to google to find anything lewder than this.
>>83419606
You'd better cut yourself bitch
>>83420771
Simulators are only made when new content comes out. This thread is filler.
>>83420769
yup me top, this shitposting on sug is fun
>>83419252
/ss/
>>83420744
Sword
>>83420803
Those legs are lewd enough for me
I'd take them over ass and titties anyday
>>83420769
Well
It's gonna start in a few hours.
I hope you're ready.
>>83420803
Let's stay calm, they might be having a thumb war.
It could be training for fighting Clusterling mutants.
>>83420810
The thread is cancer but then again it always was and it always will be
So Matt implied that the Summer of Steven wont be weekly, so how will the episodes be scheduled?
>5 episode bomb a month?
>2 episodes every other week?
>it's a peridot fucks a donut episode
>>83420799
Well, now it's time for another adjective!
>>83419526
Start a Patron for the incompetent faggots.
I think there could be no greater proof of concept that Netflicks could ask for to take on a show than people literally throwing their money at a computer monitor in desperation to gain more episodes.
>>83420514
Why are you trying to be ironically facetious with me?
Lick my toes and clean under my toenails with your teeth, you sack of garbage.
I'm the one with a vagina here, you bitch.
>>83420726
When based Hilary draws her she does
Hilary > Zuke
>>83419532
I think it's just that her parents don't let her (or just discorage her) from eating junk food, but she would if she could get away with it.
in 'Bubble Buddies' she says "My parents don't let me eat donuts. They have trans fats.", but in 'Alone Together' as Stevonnie they had 2 donuts (but only got a few bites through the first before Sour Cream's interuption).
For some reason I thought in 'Fusion Cuisine' they went to Fish Stew Pizza (Steven mentions it on the phone to Connie) but the meal takes place at The Crab Shack seafood restaurant.
>>83420846
It'll be a bomb in the middle of each month.
OH MY GOD PEARL A BOMB
>>83419833
>Fusions are taboo bc the diamonds want to stay in power
>>83420859
Thirsty
>>83420859
Homosexually
>>83420859
lesbian
cum-guzzling
>>83420755
The way that Peri is holding Lapis' fist rather than them holding hands properly really triggers me.
>>83420850
I amat a loss.
>>83420726
everyone be nice to pearl she has some problems but she tries everyday.
bully posters make me sick.
>>83420881Rosahu ackbar
>>83420835
Yes, and I hope you all come visit at least.
>>83420859
retarded
>>83420869
Continuity error!?
>>83420592
The piercing ruins it
>>83419526
Ritual sudoku
Momentai /Sug/
Whats cooking?Post fave ships
>>83420888
Jesus Christ this is going smoothly. Now an adverb.
>>83420835
Oh damn, you're right.
Tbh I don't mind /trash/, but it's just so dead when /co/ /sug/ is around.
>>83420833
Legs, ass and lower back are the best combination
>>83420910
Same here.
>>83420881
Am I the only one who didn't discover the bomb on his first playthrough?
>>83420969
Gayly
>>83420952
>>83420969
Pleasantly
>>83420969
seductively
>>83420952
Ok
>>83420952Am I problematic
>>83420969
heavily
>>83420969
Financially
>>83420969
Creamily
reminder that lapis is a raging bitch who doesn't deserve steven's love
>>83420624
It really isn't fair that Steven has to do the test weekly
>>83420969
slowly
best ship
>>83420952
best ship of the entire show, and it's canon
>>83420990
>type of food
Do it fagits
>>83420975
Amen
>>83420690
>>83420710
>>83420799
>>83420888
Asks for replies ending with 0s dubs or trips
Replies are a 0, dubs and trips in that order
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>83421036
Don't talk to Lapis or her husband ever again.
FUCKING WATCH IT YOU CUNTS
>>83421058
Motor oil
>>83421058
niggers
>>83421058
cookie cats
>>83420859
corroded
>>83420952
>Whats cooking?
A half pound of angel hair with a half cup of honey and 3/4s a cup of parmesan stirred into the vegetarian sauce because it's my recipe and I'm sticking to it.
>Post fave ships
pic related
>>83421058
Garnet granola bites
>>83421058
hard-light vaginal fluids
>>83420910
I like seeing Pearl suffer.
But I also like seeing her being happy.
What do I do
>>83421058
shit
>>83421058
Chaaaaps!
>>83421058
together breakfast
>>83420803
Struggling to find more lewds on google beyond the usual blogs.
>>83421058
Anesthetic.
>>83420624
I feel like Peridot would be more confused than afraid of this
>>83419585
First half a shit, but second is patrician taste
>>83421058
doughnut/s
>>83421073
Lapis 'no fucks' Lazuli strikes again
>>83420990
Gaily is spelled with an i.
>>83421111
>looking for lewds on google
>>83421076
Oh fuck it's happening
>>83421058
fried chicken
>>83421132
WEW
E
W
Zuke sharing old stuff
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/738489137750286336
>>83421036
>Lapis finds a new tape recorder for Peridot as an apology
>she hides it under Peridot's pillow
>Lapis pushes her down on the bed, strips her with cold discipline, and eats her out before she can respond
>Peridot has a noisy climax
>Lapis pulls the new tape recorder out from under the pillow, showing Peridot that it's been recording the whole time
>Peridot's first log in her new recorder consists of her desperate moans, pants, pleas, and exclamations of bliss
>>83420910
LMAO guys check out this autistic gem
I bet she get off to simetry
>>83421132
Enjoy the ban.
>>83420993
>>83421010
>>83421014
>>83421055
Last guy wins 1000 Internet coupons
"keep it up guys I need moar"
>>83421132
ANON NO
>>83421170
there is so much porn here, half this thread gettin banned
>>83421122
Think of a place, /sug/.
>>83421132
here comes the ban
>>83421111
>>83421135
Help me out, anon. Where should I be looking?
>>83421198
Ocean Town
>>83421198
a moist hole
>>83421132
kek
>>83421198
Honnojoui Academy
>>83421132
No really stop you're going to get these threads banned again
>>83421175
Alright.
>>83421198
/sug/
>>83421132
>>83421198
ur mum's cunt
>>83421198
Jersey
>>83421198
internet
>>83421165
fund this
>>83421198
Whorehouse.
>>83421201
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
>>83421198
auschwitz
>>83421198
Mako Mankanshoku's house
>>83421198
Ocean Town
>>83421218
rule34 site, hentaifoundry
reminder that the idea of having a blue board is retarded
>>83421241
>>83421243
is there a difference ?
>>83421132
fukken saved
>>83421278
I agree
Just Lapis
>>83421278
All the boards look red to me.
>>83421255
Blurriness aside, plural nouns yo!
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/738489137750286336
>>83419515
like many things in life, it's all a matter of perspective.
>>83421278
The problem is when all porn is allowed then every thread is just full on porn, people can't control themselves
>>83421331
Rubies
>>83421331
Clods
>>83421135
How else would you look for them?
Reminder that Steven and Sour Cream were conceived in the same van.
>>83421331
penises
>>83421331
Faggots
>>83421331
dead hookers
>>83421331
christians
>>83421350
what's with this stupid shitty meme
>>83421278
This
This, we shouldn't have to limit ourselves just because normies and faggots might get caught browsing 4chin
>>83421331
>doughnuts
>>83421331
Penises
>>83421331
anuses
>>83420980
>>83421097
she's very fragile in her heart when it comes to timid feelings so insults and negativity only bring her down.
>>83421167
does it make you feel big to try to make her cry? is that the thing?
>>83421282
Yes, one's (negative stereotypes for Jersey which can also work for a vagina) and the other's Jersey.
>>83421331
Space Dandies
Vaginas
>>83421331
Fingers.
>>83421331
doughnuts
>>83421201
kek
>>83421218
o shit waddup
>>83421331
dicklets
>>83421388
I agree.
>>83421132
wait is this from a new zone animation or just a still image?
>>83419283
>>83421381
But
I want her to suffer and be happy at the same time
How would that work
>>83421377
Now yet another adjective
Mods are alive, don't post porn
>>83421132
saved
>>83421466
Furry
>>83421466
genociding
>>83421454
masochism
>>83421466
lustfully
Why would Peridot blow the hybrid abomination?
>>83421466
moist
>>83421454
Just pair her romantically with adult Steven, but have it be in a very twisted and creepy way, like she feels outright bad for being in a romantic relationship with Steven.
>>83421466
salty
>>83421442
still
>zone will never deliver SU animation pr0n ever
>>83421466
cute
>>83420634
it's actually madlib under the mask xD
>>83421466
raped
>>83420952
>tfw haven't heard that word in almost fifteen years
It was our neighborhood rallying cry for the kids on our block
>>83419802
I prefer becoming-what-you-hated-most Steven myself
>>83421466
Sweaty
>>83421454
>>83421489
>>83421482
>>83421496
>>83421522
>what is an adjective
>>83420006
>>83421204
Skating the fine line between lewd and porn.
>>83421506
That is horrible
But also great
Goddamn I just can't choose
>>83421466
uncontrollable
>>83421372
I know, right? When will people stop calling everything they dislike a meme?
>>83421381
Kek even if I made her cry her eyes out I still wouldn't feel as big as the hole Rose left in her heart, I bet she cries herself to sleep every night
>>83421562
What's with all the porn
>>83421511
Let's verb this up!
>>83421508
tfw no advanced petting for the good pearl.
That garnet/peridot fingerbang at the barn was great though, even if it wasn't a zone flash.
>>83421605
stabbing
>>83421605
FUCK
>>83421605
raping
>>83421585
>sleep
>>83421605
finger
>>83421608
Link?
>>83421605hand holding
>>83421563
What a killer set of gams!
>>83421598
A bunch of horny losers who can't just go jerk off and need to have a literal circle jerk to achieve orgasm
This is the mom gemFriendly reminder to stop slouching and stay hydrated
>>83421350
>those ugly favicons
I bet you use all the default settings like a chump.
>>83421605
Drown
>>83421448
>>83420135
might as well join the fun
>>83421605
fucking died
>>83421644
I've never achieved orgasm desu, even though I've tried a few times.
>>83421535
>connie is still a kid
>Greg is still middle aged
>Steven is a full grown adult
Nice meme
What would you do if Peridot gave you her 'special' donut?
>>83421563
Yes but where would we look for that?
>>83421605
Amalgamating
>>83419585
Mine are:Size Difference
Chubby Women
Mom/Son
Facesitting
Biting/Licking
Shortstacks
Amazons
>>83421165
>>83421699
Give it to Amethyst
>>83421691
Woman pls leave
Boys club only
>>83421622
Inb4 people bitch that I switched it to present-tense
Adjective again
>yfw Ronaldo interrupts the final episode of In Too Deep to scream that the Crystal Gems are polymorphic sentient space rocks
>>83421605
Oogling
>>83421699
Triple glazed?
>>83421605
fist
>>83420705
>>83421637http://swfchan.com/38/189388/
>>83421693
Connie is as tall as greg
The perspective is just fucked up because Steven is like 9 feet tall
>>83421734
Galactic
>>83421734
autistic
>>83421734
Wet
>>83421699
eat it while maintaining contact.
>>83421734
disturbed
>>83421734
beautiful
>>83421691
Try with other gems until you achieve it
>>83421734
kinky
>>83421734
Obedient
Report and ignore indexer
>>83421734
big
>>83421734
Horny
>>83421734
jewly
>>83421734
smol
>>83421734
THICC
>>83421734
terrible
>>83421699
Eat it with pleasure.
>>83421800
>>83421734
Not an adjective, redo.
>>83421541
Well, is that it, does it end like that?
>>83421830
Jewish surely
>>83421699
slurp it
>>83421734
Jewishly
>>83421691
>not a big /co/ person
>only really come here for the SU threads
>all these women
>having a tumblr is not only socially acceptable but expectedRee
>>83421734
murderous
>>83421658
I use a customized form of 4chan X. Exuse me Princess for not being some favicom feng shui master
>>83421783
Ruby is a Cutie
>>83421734
dry
Because it matches with "thirst"
>>83421830
Jewly is an adjective
It means to do or be in a jew like manner
>>83421734
bitchy
>>83420941
The donut thing, like I say, I reckon she would eat some junk food if she knows she'll get away with it. Plus Stevonnie is 'not' Connie, so whatevs.
Continuing >>83420869
in 'Lion 2: The Movie', her parents won't let her buy snacks at the theater (junk food), so they loop hole around this by sneaking their own in via backpack (so much for never
we only see her drinking that can of apple 'juice?' though.
god am i seriously analyzing Connie's eating habits?
>CAPTCHA was 'select all food'
>>83421830
yes it is, it describes how you do something in a jew way. You jewly made some money
>>83421691
You're obviously not trying hard enough. Also get off those anti depressants
>>83421755
Wow nice
>>83421381
>>83421875
It's not even a fucking word
>>83421734
asstastic
>>83421857
There's a few actual femanons here but most migrated from tumblr
When can i make a new /sug/ thread? Is one person making these? First come first serve type deal?
>>83421877
Yes yes! Now this'll be the last adjective thankfully
>>83421800
that's not a fucking adjective
apply yourself
>>83421875
It's an adverb
"I did this thing jewly"
>>83421643
Lewder...
I'm waiting for the madlib payoff with bated breath
>>83421935
impatient
>>83421857
What, are you from /b/ or something? Tumblr isn't that bad if you stay away from the cancerous parts.
>>83421887
English is not my mother-tongue, but I believe it's an adverb, not an adjective.
>check OP's Excel
>no newto usepisodes through the 19th
Other than Loud House, any other cartoons I should get autistic over to bide the time?
>PSA
>PSA
>PSA
TURN ON YOUR TV FOR 'HIT THE DIAMOND' AT 7 EST
>>83421935
dandy
>>83421930
make one now
>>83421935
bitch-faced
>>83421923
>its not a word causr I say so
You are acting very jewly right now
>>83421869
>I use a customized form of 4chan X
Oneechan? If that's the case you're a complete pleb.
Also
>Exuse
>>83421935
Lovable
>>83421935
homophobic
>>83421923
>>83421935
You are acting so jewly right now
>>83421691
I could help you with that. As long as you don't mind going a little les. I could help you get there. ;^)
>>83421935
dead
>>83421967
I kekd
>>83421957
I don't have cable
Anyway I can give them ratings?
>>83421885
>that CAPTCHA
I swear CAPTCHA's been sentient for years and is just fucking with us.
>>83421935
waiting for the madlib payoff with bated breath
Impatient.
>>83421956
Nah, but Powers is /co/ related and it just started a new season.
>>83421935
brobdingnagian
>>83421926
lesbian fat neets barely count as grills anon
>>83421930
if there was one person making these things they would be treated like a fucking celebrity
anyone else watch this because it fills the void left by not having a mother growing up?
>>83421953
No an adverb modifies the meaning not gives one itself, e.g. you were extremely jewish
>>83421935
pendantically
>>83421691
What are you a woman?sit under a warm bath faucet and think about getting raped until you get there
>>83421970
It came out blurry again but I think you can make out "lovable"
Now, a person in the room... this should be interesting.
>>83422030
father actually, but mostly for smut and waifus
>>83421930
when image limit and bump limit is reached, generally.
Anyone can make one, just copy-paste the info in the main post, link to the last thread, make up an edition and attatch a relevant picture.
>>83422058
my mum
>>83422058
Mod
>>83422058
Anon's mom
>>83421665
>steven universe episode
>written by quentin tarantino
what happens ?
>>83422058
Connie
>>83422058
/sug/
>>83422017
And faggots barely count as men but you seem to think you have room to talk u cheeky cunt.
>>83422058
Hitler
>>83422058
Alfred the Great
>>83422058
my friend tory
>>83421930
It's generally whoever makes one when we get to page 10. It's just copy-pasting shit from one OP to the nest, except you get to make the edition.
>>83421755
That was nice. I enjoyed that.
>>83422078
everyone dies
>>83422058
Tommy Wiseau
>>83422078
Inglorious Diamernds
>>83422078
It would be horribly good
>>83422078
We will see the return of Pearl's bare feet
>>83422058
Peridot
>>83421907
Not on any. I even looked up tutorials and shit online, nothing works. I think I'm saving my orgasm for marriage, one day my body will bear many white children to fight in the upcoming race war. Or at least in the great European uprising.
>>83422070
We're almost done. Just one more after this plural noun.
>>83422088
>implying
>>83422067
;_;
I definitely see my dad in greg, he's such a goofball but a caring goofball who I could always tell was hurting by not having mom around.
Hello /sug/, I am here to tell you that after the In Too Deep SU event there is an event that will follow shortly after called The Summer of Steven which will last through june to the beginning of july.
The episodes in this 4 week event are as follows.
Drop Beat Dad
The New Lars
Greg the Babysitter
Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service
Yes before you ask, this event is focused on humans and not on the gems because the crewniverse wants to get all human based episodes out of the way for the next event that will happen and will start in October and go to the end of the year. Yes this big will include the finale and will begin with Know your Fusion.
I do not know the exact episode list of the October event or what it's even called, I should have it sometime in september. On the bright side there won't be another hiatus until the end of july.
>>83422058
my nephew
>>83422139
Perifags
>>83422139
Vaginas
>>83422139
JEWS
>>83422139
Vaginas
>>83422139
gemstones
>>83422139
Agnostics
>>83422139
Bongos
>>83422139
breakfasts.
>>83421691
>go out
>buy vibrator since you're obviously a womanif you aren't then what the fuck is wrong with you how are you able to last that long
>put it up vagina
>be sure to take photos and post em here or on /b/
>??????
>ORGASM
>>83422139
cunts
>>83422139
severed limbs
>>83422147
thank you fake leaker
>>83422147
Fuck off peridot you lying shit. I'm glad lapis broke your tape recorder
>>83422147
>verificable source
>>83422139
What the fuck, I thought this was supposed to be dubs gets, put mine >>83422099 in you fuck.
>>83422139
jewly
>>83422155
>>83422155
The moment of truth awaits.
>>83422155
>>83422170
*raises eyebrow*is what I would say, but I'm not sure if people would understand my post-irony in this hole.
>>83422216
Sexually
>>83422216
eagerly
>>83422216
Faggishly
>>83422205
Rules are above:
>>83420690
read the thread you fagit
>>83421857
Tumblr is a huge source of fandom-oriented porn. You just have to resize it before saving it.
Stealing porn from tumblr or literally any source we can find is one of /co/'s oldest traditions
>>83422216
adamantly
>>83422216
jewly
>>83422147
>four episodes in four weeks is now an "event"
JUST
>>83422216
Harshly
>>83422216
Greedily.
>>83422145
Glad you have a great father anon. I grew up fine enough without a dad, you don't have to worry about me in that regard. Love you too.
>>83422216
Jewishly
>>83422216
furiously
dis gon be gud
>>83422216
greedily
>>83422216
Space Dandily
>>83421935
lovable
>>83422216
kindly
>>83422147
and just who in the hell are you ?is that you zuke?
>>83422216
tenderly
>>83422259
>>83422266
>>83422269
>>83422251
Look at all those synonyms
>>83422256
"regularly scheduled program-bomb"
and then fucking nothing for another year.
>>83422216
israely
>>83422216
foogasily
>>83422198
What image is that based off of?
I know I've seen it plenty of times but I can't remember it for the life of me.
>>83422225
Huh?
>>83422292
yes. brb. fapping to lapis
>>83422299
trip-dubs confirm.
>>83422312
Eris from Billy & Mandy
>>83422299
>>83422266
I literally cannot stop getting dubs
>>83422266
Alright /pol/, enjoy this bone while you can chew on it.
Now, the fruits of your contribution!
>>83422216
deadly
DAAAAAMN we were engrossed with Jailbreak as Zuke was busy with Barn Mates!
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/738245829547331584
>>83422008
I for one, exalt our glorious CAPTCHA robot overlord
>>83422347
Small fry, check out these that are all me, I'm not even counting the dubs I got that weren't the chosen words.
>>83420799
>>83421255
>>83421511
>>83422339
thank you, anon
>>83422357
>>83422357
MY SIDES
>>83422122
You said you'd only tried a couple of times though. I've been masturbating since I was 11 and changed techniques a lot, I didn't even use my hand until 14.
You have to chase it, get to know your body and what it really likes. Or get laid.
>>83422382
Oh wait oh shit even earlier
>2014
>>83422357
top kek
>>83422357
>The Crystal Penises.
DICK SQUAD CONFIRMED
>>83422357
>tfw you got two suggestions in
>Some might say he's the luckiest Semem-demon in the whole world
>He loves to eat doghnuts and go to the whorehouse
>The Crystal Penises
Too good
>>83422357
not bad, /sug/ not bad
>>83422357
>luckiest semen-demon in the world
>>83422357
As always adlibs are a lot of work for an unfunny payoff
>>83422357
>The Crystal Gems Jewishly find a way!
Why does everyone keep acting so jewly in this show?
>>83422382
Zuke writes the best fanficion. The best!
>>83422382
what does it mean that she pitched the episode concept
>>83422357
I always remember going out and raping with my dad, those were the days.
>>83422357
>>83422357
>>83422357
well, I just hope thecrystal Penisesdon't get in the way!
>>83421950
Now you're getting the hang of it.
>>83422357
Your carpet is filthy
>>83422440
It means she made a papier mache baseball out of storyboards
>>83422357
I you /sug/
>>83422434
>hating madlibs in our good, christian Crystal Penises discussion thread
>>83422440
>"Hey guys wouldn't it be cute if [plot of Barn Mates]?
>"Yes that would indeed be cute, it's in."
>>83422357
Fucking gold
>>83421930
Page
Fucking
10
why does nobody ever know this?
I'm watching Space Dandy after I finished Nichijou, /sug/
>>83422440
>Hey how about an episode about Peridot trying to get along with Lapis at the barn?
>Oh yeah, that sounds cool.
>>83422357
brilliant
>>83422434
Anon, you need to go to the doctor. See if they can do anything about that stick up your ass.
>>83422357
>Steven and the Crystal Penises
>>83422440
Paper airplane at sugar with episode summary on it
>>83422357
So good
>>83422492
How does sugar NOT decide that peridot and lapis would become friends
>>83422516
Discuss SU or fuck off to
>>>/a/
>>83422511
>/sug/ is full of morons
quelle surprise
>>83422357
>>83422357
Steven is a furious boy. Some might say he's the luckiest semen-demon in the whole world. Steven has a thirsty gem from his mother that he's gayly learning how to use. He lives with the other Crystal Gems - Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl - in Beach City. He loves to eat doughnuts and go to the whorehouse. Together, Steven and the Crystal Penises help save the world with their cute powers. When Steven isn't busy saving the universe, he loves to rape with his dad, Greg, and his friends Sadie and Lars, who work at the Bitchy Donut. But the Crystal Gems need your help! A bunch of words are missing in this lovable book. You and my mum are the only vaginas who can help find them. And always remember: The Crystal Gems jewishly find a way!
>>83421073
Kek Lapis once again beautifully portrait as being completely dead inside
>>83422357
What album is that?
>>83422516
How do I unsubscribe from this blog?
>>83420592
She's a woman, saw her cosplay as a non-Pearl this past weekend.
>>83422553
>Implying /sug/ has mostly discussion and not shitposting
>>83422382
>Zuke has been shipping Lapidot since summer 2014
>>83422550
Oh, I'm sure the whole show is basically outlined.
They needed an episode establishing Peridot and Lapis's conflict and Zuke thought up Barn Mates.
>>83422581
Dr. Grips - The Currency Center
>>83420264
I've been banned from only /co/ for excessive shitposting before, but I forget how long it was.
It was a really low quality post, however.
>>83422585
You're here forever
>bottle of lube
>ballpark hotdogs
>my hotdog
>had made wax dummy of Pearl with anal hole
>blatant bait for the simulator
I'm ready.
>>83422576
thanks for the new copypasta
You're never the same after working under The Sweets
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/738500140680531969
>>83421657
What would I do without you
>>83422626
post pics faggot
gg everyone
I'm gonna wait til a new thread starts to continue these, be on the lookout for me in the near future
>>83422122
From a woman to another woman, you will not just magically orgasm on your wedding day. It doesn't work like that. The best way to get used to sex is to already know what you like and what gets you there.
Stop riding the peak, stop quitting when you feel close. Just relax and let it happen.
>>83422122
From a woman to another woman, you will not just magically orgasm on your wedding day. It doesn't work like that. The best way to get used to sex is to already know what you like and what gets you there.
Stop riding the peak, stop quitting when you feel close. Just relax and let it happen.
>>83422663
godspeed anon
>>83422434
Your mom is an unfunny payoff
>>83422626
At least it isn't a tulpa
>>83422654
>the me who died
More proof that Zuke emerged from a cocoon.
i wonder if zuke has ever drawn peridot fucking a donut
Ok men report in.
>>83422324
>This might be true
>>83422712
Belching gems
>>83422701
I wonder if Zuke has ever drawn futadot fucking Lapis senseless
>>83422654
Oh Jesus
Someone post that greentext of the clones and sugar and Lamar and dragging around a lapis body pillow Durango style
>>83422688
Your life is an unfunny payoff
>>83422701
I'll bet she's drawn her fisting one
where's the Lapis News guy?
>>83422712
Fusion rape reporting.
>>83422382
>I pitched the episode concept
Oh come the fuck on
>>83422712
>men
fucking disgusting
>>83422712
I want to be fused by garnet.
>>83422712
forced sex/fusion
>>83422765
What?
>>83422752
he comes to deliver the evening news
>>83422718
It probably is, just roll with it.
>>83422626
>>83422752
He's probably feeling under the weather
>>83422712
gore fag
>>83422712Humiliation
>>83422718
I'll be kind of disappointed if it isn't
>>83422788
What is this nightmare
>>83422797That's disgusting, anon.
>>83422712
/ss/nerson, reporting in.
>>83422712
Machines and dildo riding.
>>83422712
Upskirts
>>83422788
Jesus, sucrose, what the fuck.
>>83422788
what the fuck.
>>83422712
bondage
>>83422782
Zuke basically asked them to dedicate an episode to her ship
>>83422712
swimsuit
>>83422712
Furries.
>>83422712Hetero sex
>>83422712
lapidot
>>83422712
Cunnilingus, present
>>83422788
Why Rebecca? WHY?
>>83422861
Zuke OUT
>>83422788
I want to buy this
>>83422712
feet
>>83422823
I mean i have a laundry list of more precise fetishes but thats the theme they generally stem from
>>83422712
face sitting
>>83422788
Splenda works in mysterious ways.
>>83419606
...Bloody HOT!
>>83422712
analingus
Continuing >>83421885
>(so much for never...
woops forgot to finish sentence
...asking Steven to break the law)
'Indirect Kiss' they have a picnic consisting of sandwich (home made) and juice (durian), nothing there.
Winter Forcast, here we go, Marshmallows. Connie seems pretty informed on the various ingredients, then proceeds to stuff her face with em. What's the verdict on waffle egg sandwiches?
>>83420592
damn this is legit
I wouldn't even care if this person was actually a sissyboi
>>83422712
Facesitting, humiliation, light bondage, non-violent dom/sub, incest, /ss/, pregnancy, breast expansion,inflation
>>83422938
WE GOT A DOBSON HERE!
>>83422938
Isn't breast expansion just a subsection of inflation?
It's like saying you like owls and birds.
>>83422712
Each fetish corresponds to one of the 137 magic chakras.ASSGirls in pantsuGirls in pantsu getting wedgiesQT skinny short-hair girlsAmazon muscle girls trying to be feminineAmazon muscle girls going fuck it and not being feminineLezdom bondage, gentle or hardMonstergirlsYuriTrapsTraps dressed like maidsYuri Amazon Monstergirls fucking traps dressed like maids
I realize that my picture pretty much sums up most of these.
>>83422974
Remember that time Dobson applied to be a boarder on the show and they didn't even send him a thank you note? That was fun.
>>83422712
Watersports, pregnancy, choking, rimjobs, armpit-sex, femdom, pegging... Should I keep going
>>83420746
Seriously, please link or sauce this
>>83422985
Breast expansion is slightly less frowned upon
>>83423021
Just imagine what /sug/ would have done if he'd been involved with Super Watermelon Island
Goodnight /sug/. Thanks for the laughs.
>>83423021
Not going to lie, I'd feel a little bad if his ranting on the internet somehow nuked his chances at being a storyboarder for Steven Universe.
Although I'm betting even if he got hired he might have a meltdown with the rest of the crew.
>Shows off his lesbian pirate characters to Zuke.
>>83420746
I saw that, it was good.
Wow lapis a B I T C H
Well, four minutes until you guys go back to /trash/. Gonna legit miss you all.
>>83423084
If Dobson got on this show I would drop it I don't fucking care, Sucrose knows what's up.
PUT ON YOUR TV FOR HIT THE DIAMOND
!!
>>83423118
NEVER
>>83423118
>four minutes until you guys go back to /trash
Citation please
TURN ON CN!!!
>>83421844
Read this as: I drew a bunch of shipping fanart instead of doing my work so Sugar yelled at me
>>83423084
He probably didn't get in because he's not a good writer or artist
>>83423104
G O O D
>>83423118
Not yet. At least 2 more weeks in here
This'll be fun, going into a "new" episode with the image limit reached. Shitposting to the max incoming.
>>83423118
I wonder how long the hiatus will have to be for ban. I doubt the summer of steven event is that far off.
>>83423156
Haha yes
>>83423144
Well, if it was up to me, you guys can stay.
>>83423118
There's always a week's buffer before the generals get banned, and we're more or less living on a prayer for news on new episodes next week.
>>83423174
We could make a "talkback",
WE
>>83423174
Well make a new thread.
We are at page 8 and the thread will die before the episode is over.
tfw Don't have cable. Feels Good.
>tfw held off on watching the French release so I could watch the stream
Feels good mang
WE
WEEven though I've seen the episode already
>>83423156
Wouldn't surprise me. Why the fuck would she need that many rewrites?
>>83423204
ARE
WE!
WUZ
Best episode
>>83423095
Link?
I wanna fuck the Ruby in suspenders.
LAS
THAT'S MY WORD!
>>83420621
I was like - why does she have three legs. It occurred to me later.
>>83422712
Impregnation,Shortstacks,Ahegao,femdom"no pegging",human male x mostly anything that does not have a dick
is ruby gay?
>>83423164
In addition to that he'd be a toxic member of the workspace. Being bad at art is one thing, but being bad at working with others is a whole other territory.
I just have a feeling that he'd bring a lot of baggage with him as a new hire.
I wish more episodes were like this one
>>83423279
>not the fabulous Ruby
>>83413377
source?
>>83422357
>>83422576
The implications!
Steven is a human, who inherited a gem from his succubus mother. The gem is thirsty for semen, so he has to have sex with men often. Steven doesn't like that he's so weak to his gem's influence and that he's so needy for sex, hence he is furious. He likes visiting the whorehouse called Bitchy Donut, where he poses as a prostitute to get the semen of the customers. The place also serves donuts, which he likes. Steven has a collection of dildos, to which he refers to as the Crystal Penises. On days that there aren't any customers or he doesn't find any appealing victims, he uses the Crystal Penises to get off. His father, Sadie and Lars are also sexual monsters. On days that the Bitchy Donut is closed, Steven loves going to the city to rape with them.
>tfw made a picture to illustrate but image limit is reached
TOKUSENTAI
>>83423274
Fuck off dumb cunt.http://archiveofourown.org/works/7057915
>>83423323
Yugioh Arc-V
>>83423322
Fab Ruby is for cuddling and non hardcore sexual.
ruby's voice sounds familiar as fuck. .. she's not kimi sparkle is she? and/or he?
>>83423279
Me too. Doc is the lewdest Ruby.
>>83423315
I'm not entirely sure how to answer that.
>>83423346
Thank you
>>83423360
Her name is Navy
Sophie intro is adorable as fuck.
F I L L E R
I
L
L
E
R
:^))))))
the fuck
>>83423391
Why?
I LIKE LAPIS/BOB
>ywn see /sug/ reacting live to the Bob callback
Damn fags ruin EVERYTHING.
>>83423416
Bellybutton gem, i.e. her naval. They're all named for their gem placement.
>Gayest episode ever.
>>83423416
Because her gem's in her navaland she's gay as fuck.
For the purposes of a townie bomb, would you rather have all the human episodes aired at once and have a hiatus for a month, or have to sit through a week to watch 11 minutes of human problems?
>The happy ruby interacting with Bob
CUTE!
>>83423417
You like the short shorts don't you?
>>83423432
It's called "navel".
>Influx of comments that were said weeks ago just because people wanted something to do on thursday
All this fucking time they are playing Peridot could of hidden/escaped
>>83423433
This isn't Rose's Scabbard
>>83423470
You are correct.
>>83423467
YES
>>83423467
YESYES
>>83423454
The former, I don't give a fuck about them
>Obligatory FLCL reference
>>83423493
Bob's got back.
>Maybe if my hair stopped covering my eye I'd be able to see properly!
>>83423480
>actually thinking that was gayer than this
You can't be serious.
>>83423432
Cept the leader, Doc.
>>83422357
>He loves to rape with his dad/sug/ sim fag beter be getting all of this
KILL 'EM ALL
>>83423515
I guess they probably wouldn't be able to get away with "Chesty."
WE ALSO LOVE PERIDOT!
PERI IS A CUTE
CUUUUUTE
Since this episode is gonna be relevant again for about an hour i have to ask.
WHY was pacifism a good idea?
They attracted homeworld's attention to Earth long ago so trying avoid any further shit is pointless as hell.
>>83423559
PERI A SHIT
And thus the bomb is over
>>83423513
>an entire episode devoted to Pearl's thirst
>not the gayest
>>83423496
For me the episode will have to leave me desperate to know what happens next for it to be weekly, if its going to be comfy episodes with no plot progression/little importance than it'd be best to air back to back.
So the war against these guys was horrible, huh
>NOT ALL OF THEM
AWW
>>83423416
cuz ruby is a fag
... that was a weak ass episode
>Ninja Ruby kicking flowers.
>>83423571
YOU'RE A SHIT
Hey, those two guys from last week who said this was a great episode:
YOU LIED TO ME.
>>83423570
Because Steven is a fucking pussy.
>>83423571
If she is, I just discovered I'm into scat.
>>83423571
Here's a (you)
>>83423570
Because ethics.
>>83423600
it was とてもかわいいですよ though...
Top 5 episode
>>83423570
cause steven can't into violence
>>83423600
>>83423611
Get better bait.
>>83423616
>my first literal (you)
thanks anon
>>83423611
TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER
But honestly this episode is great and your taste is shit
>>83423600
>>83423611
>having terminal shit taste
kys fast
>>83423600
>>83423611
Shit taste, senpaitachi.
>>83423570
I don't get what you're asking.
>>83423587
They're probably Grunts, basically throw them at the enemies to die or do stupid people work. You just can't leave them to their own devices or they'll fuck it all up.
>>83423612
>>83423637But it wasn't Steven's plan to avoid conflicts
>>83423600
>>83423611
shit taste cosa nostra
>>83423570
because they're good guys that don't wanna hurt people if they don't have to
except amethyst
>>83423633
>...
Get out.
>>83423454
Aired at once. I'd rather have to wait a month for plot progression than sit through over a month of characters I don't give two shits about.
>>83423600
>>83423611
well memed ;^)
>>83423649
No prob Bob
>>83423570
Because it's a children's show
>>83423667
Ruby knows that Rubies are idiots and Sapphire can see the future, they don't have much reason to go and kill them.
>>83423702
new thread soon?
>Amy is canon now
neat
>>83421693
don't you see, Steven killed the present Connie and lion when back to the past to bring her to the future and fight Steven
>>83423646
>not joining the faggot hivemind
>bait
Whatever.
page 10 where's the new thread.
>>83423689
Bullshit, their first answer to everything is nearly always violence
>>83423671
>cosa nostra
This doesn't make any grammatical sense, get out and come back when you have learned Italian.
>>83423662
>>83423657
>>83423671
>>83423646
>>83423697
I understand being a rabid fanboy can make shit things look good but honestly ending a "block" with a boring thrown together filler episode was a weak way to end this.
Oh well, at least no new steven universe threads until the hiatus is over
MAKE THREAD OR ELSE
>>83423774
page 10 guys, so, someone make new thread
>>83423765
Look it up, you dumb shit. And watch The Godfather.
>>83423771
what hiatus?
All in all, outside an excuse for making Lapis and Peridot part of the cast faster.
This was a complete non-arc as far as tension, tone, and story progress.
This makes MLP look like Game of Thrones.
>>83423762
It's because they're up against Rubies. And you can't hit fags on TV without tumblr getting on your case.
>>83423771
So you're just a faggot then.
Pearl with that old-time windup was pretty neat
>>83423821
but we needed an epsidoe like this, up to this point it had all been big story things
>>83423825
>>83423825
>>83423825
New thread
>>83423821
Imagine being this big of a faggot.
>>83423821
The only SU events that were actually arcs were the first and third Steven Bombs, and in the former case it's kinda questionable.
>>83423798
I know what "cosa nostra" means, you stupid piece of shit, but replacing senpai(ily) with it doesn't make any sense.
>>83423878
It doesn't replace "senpai", faggot, it replaces "familia". How new are you?
>>83423913
cosa nostra is not familia, you illiterate faggot. it means 'our thing'
>>83423467
Does anybody not?
>>83423701
>his 2nd (you)
>>83423959
I just told you what it's a reference to and you're still too stupid to get it. Kill yourself.
Peri a CUTE
>>83423762
the're usually up against mindless monsters or actual danger