Why is this board so in love with Marie? She's the least

>>83401409
Nice use of completely transparent reverse psychology, anon.

>>83401409
Broken people give me a hard on. Like that one mortal kombat chick with the shark mouth

>>83401409
I like her hair, she's artistic and she went for the nerd.

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>>83401409
>she's the one most likely to end up as a stripper, as a junkie, in jail and/or dead

>>83401409
Her and Edd make the kinkiest couple of the Kanker/guys pairing.

>Implying she's less attractive than 3 eyed Lee or buck toothed May

kys desu senpai

>>83401409
>least hot of the Kankers
what the fuck's up with you nigga

>>83401409
>Why is this board so in love with Marie?
Kathleen Barr

>>83401409
The text and the picture contradicts each other.

>>83401409
When yiu getvright diwn to it She's the least fucked up looking out of the three

>>83401409
> the least hot of the Kankers
She's the only Kanker that's conventionally hot. If it weren't for the art style she'd look at least OKAY while the other two would still look like trash.

>>83402482
>>83401409

marie sounds like a smoker, may is inbred, but marie just has blue hair

Because the whole geek/punk shtick is super cute and relatable for a lot of people.

Hell I think everyone knew a Marie at one point or the other.

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>>83402528
Her proportions also aren't much different from Nazz's, who's supposed to be "the hot one." If Nazz is supposed to translate to attractive then Marie is at least passable.

>>83401409
>She's the least hot of the Kankers
Your opinion runs contrary to basically everyone else's, but sure.

I agree she's kind of trash, though. Hot, but trash. May is where it's at.

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>>83401676
>Broken people give me a hard on
I'm reading Erin Dies Alone hoping for more shutin-girl in between the game delusions.

>>83401807
Is that why everyone's gay for Kevin?

>>83401409
>he doesn't want to fuck the junkie stripper
get a load of this faggot.

>>83402579
>Hell I think everyone knew a Marie at one point or the other.
I lost my virginity to a Marie in a movie theater, she was more of a goth and she was older than me but still.

>>83402711
i know right? junkie chicks are my favorite. the rich ones got the hookups goddamn.

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>>83402788
This is a good example of what I'm talking about. This artist ignores Lee's square chin and May's huge nose to make them more attractive but Marie is pretty much spot on because she doesn't have any specific ugliness to ignore. Hell, in concept art, she was clearly meant to be notably hotter than her sisters (though with a weird torso.)

>>83401409
Goth/punk chicks are my fetish.

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marie in 5 years

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>having a fetish for punky girls past the age of 18

Anytime you see one of these neon puke-colored hair chicks running around, they're either some liberal pinko feminazi or an ICP fan.

Really guys when has there ever been a colored-hair girl who wasn't a complete abomination of a human being?

>>83402968
Poisonous animals are bad for you but they still look pretty.

>>83402591
That's pretty tenuous. The female body types really aren't that varied, just various stages of not-fat and then May (since they're kids, after all), so face is going to be the distinguishing feature. So there's not much of a way for us in the real world to judge if Marie's passable in their world. We see a cute punk girl with freckles and hair over one eye, but people in-universe could see her as a gross pasty little girl with bad teeth and hair blue from motor oil.

>>83402968
who fucking cares. they just become as much like you as possible the more they hang around.

>>83402966
who dis

>>83402966
So you agree with OP?

>>83403022
I like this post more than I probably should

>>83402968
>implying there are girls that are not abominations of a human being

>>83402968
Who fucking cares about personality? They look hot.

>>83401409
A girl just like her had the hots for me in real life, I got my first kiss with tongue and boob touch from her.

She moved away in Freshmen year and we lost contact.

So I've got a legitimate reason.

>>83401409
So is it possible to save her if you make the right decisions in the game?

Because given how powerful your time traveling has gotten by the end of the game, there's no way its impossible unless its pure railroading.

>>83402856
somewhere out there, there is a complete nude version of this, but the only variants including the nudes was auctioned of by 14-bis.....

>>83402865
Are the Kanker's meant to represent inbred hillbilly trash?
I never thought about this until now but this concept art makes me feel like they were supposed to be inbred
And they lived in a swampy type place and crazy inbreds live in swamps in fiction

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>>83403125
>>83403136
a girl i know on skype. anyways shes kinda trashy but could be a marie-type.

>>83403473
>And what about the Kankers sisters, do they exist?
>Another big grin as Danny exhales, 'Oh yes! They're based on a pair of Grade 7 girls who true to form were always on the lookout for potential boyfriends. They frightened us with their intensity and attitude yet they always wanted to play the innocent with the older guys whom they wanted to date.'

http://web.archive.org/web/20040630135223/http://animationbymistake.fateback.com/abm/dannytalk.html

>>83403473
Literally inbred? Probably not. They have different dads so they're very blatantly hillbilly trash, but inbred? Unlikely.

>>83403473
>>83403552
have you guys watched any danny interviews? he really loved this show and it seems he put his heart into making it really great

>>83402607
What if I find trash hot?

>>83403552
Note that Danny never dated those girls. EdsxKankers deconfirmed

>>83403552
>True to form
FUCK! You mean to say that there was a punk rock chick begging for dick and none of those dudes were interested?

>>83401409

On a long enough scale, they're all equally likely to wind up dead. Same with you, and me, and everyone you will ever know.

>>83403608
She's already hot, but she's also trash. If you find trash hot, then she's double hot. Simple mathenomics.

Because, she cool.

>>83402756
storytime?

>>83403615
Kids typically don't get fantasies of being dominated by abrasively aggressive girls until much later, very likely as a direct result of their childhood interactions with abrasively aggressive girls. At the time, though, they're just annoying.

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>>83401409
Big, luscious, cock sucking red lips.

And Mae is a buck tooth retard and Lee is a dude

Also Sarah is a bitch and Nazz is a cock tease

>>83403520

>but

I think that qualifies her perfectly.

>>83403642
I wasn't good at math in school so this is a revelation.

Double hot.

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>>83401409
I don't get the hype either. I'm a Lee man myself.

>>83403725
>very likely as a direct result of their childhood interactions with abrasively aggressive girls
Nah. I'm just so lazy I'd rather the girl do all the work during sex while I just lay there. Unfortunately I've only found women who would rather be the bottoms.

>>83403778
>no one ever includes her fuzzy armpits

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>>83403823
You just need to look in the right places.

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You think they ever fool around with each other when the Eds aren't around to satisfy their lustful urges?

Marie is objectively the best-looking

that's why

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>>83404121
What's the better anon? You don't like gals with a little hair on them?

>>83403027
>motor oil
I wonder if Marie is more of a Ford, GM or Chrysler girl.

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>>83401409
> She's the least hot of the Kankers
> Not Lee Kanker
Baitcucker.

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>>83403695
She was the friend of the sister of a friend, she was 17 and she liked to hang out with us 14yo nerds, she ran our dungeons&dragons grouo, we thought she was the coolest and hottest girl in the world and I guess she liked the attention. She liked me the most and she wanted to take my V, me being young dumb and not used to being around girls I thought she was just a really good friend.

This went on for a few months, eventually she got sick of me not taking the hint and one time when were watching a movie she just put her hand down my pants and jerked me off. Then she took me to her house and fucked me all the way. We dated for a couple of years after that.

>>83401676
>tfw waifu charts are filled with broken girls

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>>83404413
>Anon has lived the only sexual scenario I've ever really wanted out of life

Welp, I'm off to obliterate myself.

>>83404413
Ah, so a predatory relationship. Still hot.

>>83403359
It all depends on your allegiances. If your aligned with the Urban Rangers than you can only leave her to suffer.

I've heard that the mmo has a secret scam quest that allows you to save her regardless of alliance.

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This thread is just bait for Herny and Lynx to draw more Marie, isn't it?

>>83404413
That sounds like rape, bro
That girl raped you, bro

>>83401409
>least hot
No that's Lee
But May is the best

>>83401409
She's the only one of the three that's attractive at all so there's that.

>>83401779
May is cute as fuck though.
>WANTS to be a housewife
>Smart as hell
>Fun tastes in comics and movies
>You just know she is going to grow up to have huge boobs and wide hips
>The buck teeth add character without being gross like Marie's never been brushed yellow ones.
>Freckles

>>83404487
Give it another few years and you can live it in VR anon. HOLD ON.

>>83404861
>smart as hell
Since when?
>buck teeth add character
Lol okay
Let's not forget least sexy and most annoying voice of the three. Same with her laugh.
Most boring hair and clothes.
>You can tell her adult proportions
Fucking how?

>>83404700
It'd be nice if they drew the other two sisters

>>83404930
>Since when?
Valentines day episode
>Let's not forget least sexy and most annoying voice of the three. Same with her laugh.
Opinions
>Fucking how?
Some girls just radiate some kind of "future milf body" signal from them.
I literally cannot imagine a version of older May that is not stacked as hell.

>>83404930
>most annoying voice of the three
thats lee though

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder everyone is beautiful in there own right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_-lIMpH2xc

>22:28

>>83405246
You know you can link at a specific time by right clicking and copying video URL at current time right?

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>>83401409
fuck.....i just notice that Marie looks just like a co-worker and i cannot unseen

we are really close friend and we both know if i was single we would be fucking for 2 weeks and stop just to eat or eat while fucking

>>83405349


friends*

Are you a fat ugly girl OP?

>>83405001
>opinions
>What is this conversation?
>>83405050
Wrong.

I'm so glad OP is a contrarian, Marie is objectively best. Have your genetic accidents, I would fuck adult Marie until my hips experience the heat death of the universe.

>>83404413
I'm sorry
>>83404709


and OP, she didn't buckteeth or redhair so instantly wins
blue hair which is not something you tend to normally see, attracted our youthful eyes and ingrained itself on our sugar encoated minds

why didn't a girl cool colored hair bully me when I was little

>>83404709
but he probably liked it

>>83403642

>mathenomics

Okay, that got me. Wasn't expecting that at all.

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>>83404413

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>>83401409
We should be in love with all three of them. Even know we may love some more than others, they all deserve to be recognized.

>>83401409
A trashy hot girl who is insanely in love with a nerd and quite literally wants nothing more than to ripe off said nerds clothes and ride him like a bucking bronco. Geeze anon I haven't a clue

>>83404487
Millions of people have lived it

>>83407463
that's crazy off-model

>>83404709
Its okay when women do it :^)

But May was my favorite

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>>83404510
>>83404709
>>83406003
It wasn't rape, I liked her too. The age difference wasn't a problem. I wanted it, I just didn't know I wanted at the time.

She was the best, always gentle and patient with me, taught me about foreplay and eating out, she bought me my first beers, she taught me how to drive, I had my first joint with her, she took me to prom. She could have gone straight to college after graduating, but instead she stayed for another year working part-time jobs so we could still be together.

>>83405246
>Kathleen Barr's voice
Dick status: Diamonds

Just going to leave this here.
http://pastebin.com/iZCrWVaW

>>83404205
Land Rover, methinks.

Itd be why she spends so much time under the hood!

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>>83409767
>>83402607
Always nice to see some fellow May lovers.

>>83401409
>stripper
fine all on it's own
>junkie
trade sexual favors for drugs
>jail
aggressive lesbian prison sex
>dead.
necrophilia
she covers so many bases

>>83401409
Not this pasta again.

>>83411218

Disgusting.

bumping for Herny

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>>83401409
Because /co/ likes fat ugly goth chicks

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>>83413036

>>83413036
>you get to see her get fatter and rounder every year
yes that sounds good to me

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>>83402788
>>83402865

>>83410526
>I wanted it, I just didn't know I wanted at the time.
Not only did she rape you but she also brainwashed you into believing she did nothing wrong, but hey at least you're not a virgin like 90% of /co/

>>83413208
>you will never get pegged by a cute, chubby marie

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>>83413106
>VampireMeekrat
Holy shit that name brings me back.

>Checks out what she's been up to
>A petition against her is first google result.
>kek
> Finds deviant art page with announcement.
>EEnE HS has been in planning stages for 8 years.

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>>83401676
Her name is Mileena

>>83413036
>>83413106
THICC

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>>83404413
The life I could have had if I was just a little older and a little less stupid when my neighbor made a pass at me...

>>83413461
I want her to suck my dick

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>>83414067
>wanting this near your dicm

>>83414601
I want to suck her dick.

>>83404194
Fuck no I shave my own armpit, leg, chest, baby face no beard, etc.

I hate body hair period

>>83414067
Like this?
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Or like this?
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>>83401409
You just explained why everyone is in love w/Marie.

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>>83415403

>>83401409
anime colored hair plus tomboy haircut and body and also creative artistic licenses when artists doesnt draw it source accurate, as no one will fap to a source accurate Marie, she's a disgusting slob in the show

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anyone else happy that double d had all the girls except one wanting his dick? thank you based writers.

>>83401409
You see, OP. You say these things yet you post a picture like that. It's hard to agree with you then.

I've always had the desire to save a girl who was born into a hardlife from the fate that she is headed towards. You can see it in Marie that she wants to become a loyal wife and mother, there are just no good men in her life to make her one

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>>83401409
Ok fuckers, you managed it.

Leave here your cheesecake requests for Marie.

I MIGHT draw it later.

>>83416868
Draw this guy's rape story, with marie as the girl and anon as anon
>>83404413

>>83416868
as the other guy said
draw something with marie taking advantage of double d, bonus points with nazz watching and being jealous

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>>83414601
They fixed her

>>83401409
>the one most likely to end up as a stripper, as a junkie, in jail and/or dead.

You answered your own question OP...

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>>83402966
>>83403520

correction, found out the person is someone called moniicow. anyways here's marie IRL tattooed, trashy, and colored hair

>>83410526
you got raped

>>83417578
I find it funny that by giving her lips they just made her look even worse.
Like not even in a horrible monster kind of way, just a sloppy design kind of way.

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a dated a marie lately. Colored hair, tattoos, piercings, punk, sometimes wore hair in liberty spikes. she was my best friend for two years and had a shitty boyfriend. Turns out we had long mutual feelings and things were going very good. Did everything together and even said we loved eachother and cried together.

2 months down the line she starts dating a punk rocker in his 30's and leaves me for dead one day later. I had never been so heartbroken. She insists we should just be "friends" like I was to her before. After a month of coping I finally found the strength to say I can forgive and I will just be friends.
That wasn't good enough apparently. Things are "too weird now, we shouldnt talk for a while"

Moral of the story: never put down your emotional wall for someone who is a recovering addict, or a current one for that matter. They will say anything and ride any train they get their lives on. Will whore themselves out when they get anxious and run off to be a stripper. They are completely unpredictable people.
I wish I was making this up

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>>83416868
No thanks. I'll wait for someone to draw Lee or May.

>>83418353
Things are weird because you fucking forgave her for liking someone else, a month after the breakup to boot!
YOU made it weird, none of it was her fault, and I'm willing to bet you drove her away with some crazy-ass shit to begin with.

Jesus FUCK.

>>83401409
There's nothing wrong with being a stipper

>>83418483
thats an interesting post

>>83418483
what does it matter if its a month or more? Lifes too short

>>83416382
> had all the girls except one
Who? The Kankers (just mostly Marie of course), Nazz (she kissed him/hugged him like 2-3 times), ans Sarah (literally wanted his D ever since that flower incident), seems like all of them wanted the Double D in the show imo.

>>83416382
But there was one kanker sister for each ed boy

>>83415403
please stop, my dick can't get any harder

>>83418756
When did Lee show interest in him?

>>83418964
Do you remember that one episode when Double D was tricked by the other Eds into getting sugar from the Kanker Sisters via sticky notes? That one does come to mind.

I'm sad that tumblr took non-natural hair colors away from the rest of society

>>83419536
the only people who believe that are people like you

>>83419651

and anyone else that's logical

>>83419968
most people in the world dont even know what the fuck tumblr is. its literally only people like you

>>83419043
>"Don't touch yourself"

>>83418353
A woman like this wants you to actually be a man for her and be more than just an adolescent boyfriend. You're supposed to be the authority figure in her life that puts down her rebellious attitude and helps guide her to becoming a well adjusted woman who doesn't identity as a punk anymore.

>>83418652
It isn't a matter of the length of time anon.

>>83420618
are you saying i should have never forgiven her then?

>>83420691
I'm saying you should have forgiven her, then accepted that you will never be able to return to the friendship you once had and move on in your life without her in it. You can be friends with ex girlfriends, but it can only be a casual, distant friendship in which you only occasionally cross paths and never really actively seek each other out for the most part, with your friendship likely being something to a friendly rivalry where you're always busting each others balls when you see each other, maybe where you tease her for being a slut and she teases you for being a fuckboy pussy. You shouldn't expect to be emotionally close with her anymore.

>>83404413
sounds fake

>>83420851
I'm not emotionally close to her anymore. Not after lying to me and using me. I'm not stranger to what you're describing either. She wasn't my first.

>>83420905
unf

>>83405292
That never works for me on 4chan.

>>83421103

Damn...

>>83410978
Who's the artist?

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>>83421103
Jesus

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>>83404413
Far more interesting story than mine by far. Good on you anon

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>>83421103
> those stick figures in the background
> more aroused by those than the foreground
> because it looks like its an orgy

>>83421223
It's an unfortunate reality, but with women like this, you have to break them like wild horses in order to tame their rebellious nature and bring out the woman that you see in them. It's your responsibility as a man to save the women that you care about from the path of self destruction they've found themselves upon.

>>83421586
Herny.

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>>83415403
Dear lord.

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>>83422270
>heavily implied that double d and marie went through all those positions and then some

my penis

>>83417818
http://moniicow.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/photo

oh my

Hair covering one eye

>>83420583
But how?

>>83420583
You say that like I wasnt. I was THE authoritative figure in Her life. i don't think you understand what I meant to this person until she decided to run.

>>83405246
>You will never make Marie go 32:23

>>83423464
You have to hold your own thoughts and actions in life to the same authority first and foremost.

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Even the show's staff agree that Marie is the cutest girl.

>>83423465
It what ways was she beholden to your authority?

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>you will never have Marie gf

get your bitcoin wallet ready

i'll pay you to kill me

>>83423969

It's not worth it. You have to suffer the same way we suffer.

>>83423923 she doesn't have friends. Good friends. In the years that we were she's been sober from hard drugs, alcohol, and more recently she finally stopped smoking and vaping altogether. She never had anyone actually listen to her problems and her past or a shoulder to cry on. Her ex was an addict himself and was never there for her. Was cheating on her even. When she lost her job I helped her find others. I encouraged her to start hair school again. when she was kicked out of home I gave her a place to stay. Sometimes for weeks at a time. I helped her relationship with her mother who she now happily lives with. I took her to treatment when she was raped and made her report it when she didn't want to tell anyone in the world about it. Not even me.

>>83402966
She becomes a Latina in five years?

>>83424211
Your heart was in the right place, but the only way to successfully uplift the woman you care about from her despair is to identify the root cause of her inner instability and bring order to it, not just respond to the consequences of it.

>>83424313
You're absolutely right. I truly believe a lot was accomplished but now she doesn't want to talk and all I can do is respect that and be alone with my thoughts about all of this. What would you do? Let her go another day,week,month or come right to her door and attempt to make her talk? Adding one more stress to her life?

>>83401409
Blue is a good color.

>>83424622
I don't know who this woman is, so I don't know what I would do. What she needs all depends on who she is as a person. My heart goes out to you in this struggle though, I know it's hard to watch the women you care about going down the wrong path in life.

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>>83416571
DEAL BREAKER

>>83416868
Is that your art in the pic related? Not bad, anywhere we can follow you?

>>83413402
>>83417967
It's 2016, men and boys can't be raped.

>>83424699
Appreciate the words. thank you

>>83422771
Damn.
>>83421103
DAMN.

>>83402579
I did. Bitch stole my iPod.

>>83402579
yeah but how are people so shortsighted that they dont remember that "that girl" is always a slut/attention whore/weaboo autist/GAMERGRRRL ?

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>>83402579
> mfw knew a marie in high school
> turned her down because making people feel like shit got me off and boosted my confidence
Fuck. Fuck me, I was a little asshole.

What happens to these type of girls when they become adults? I here everyone saying they knew one when they were a kid or teenager but I rarely here people saying they stuck with them enough to knew what became of them.

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>>83420748
dem titties

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Marie is best pony and anyone who disagrees can get out

Marie was the only fappable Kanker

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>>83412780
Where's Fluffy when you need him?
Seriously. This thread is like right up his alley.

>>83410526
ayyyyy she totaly fucking raped you and your dumb ass thinks it was first love, reverse the genders and things look less cool
>17yo dude hanging out with a group of 14yo girls
>he targets one, takes her to the movies, fingerbangs her and takes her home
>over the course of two years he keeps banging her, gives her alcohol and weed, regularly locks her up in his car and parades her around his prom

>>83427671
hi Henry, how you doin'?

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>>83427789
Doing fine. How you holding, Anon?

>>83428137
pretty good, about to watch a movie
what about you?

>>83428137
That's nice to hear
Could you do lee?

>>83427671
>>83428137
Herny, my man, you gotta take a break.
Can't be drawin' waifus every day of the week.
You'll kill yourself at this rate brah.

>>83428137
Could feel better to be honest.

>>83425521
>meet a Marie in middle school
>never scored because I was too uncomfortable about sex stuff

It hurts

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>>83401409

>>83424930
I've been raped by a girl
best night of my life

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>>83428308
>regret story
dated a Marie for a while in grade 9. Was a horny scene girl with freckles. Never scored because I was nervous about my size.
>she would dry hump me
>and I never advanced it further

now emo/scene chicks are my fetish

fucking kill me

>>83428869
did she have raccoon hair and a billion myspace friends? that was my first and only girlfriend

I have the same fetish my friend

>>83417578
she looks like chyna, gross

>>83429024
nah in australia, it translated over to be more of a dip dye look, but in the same shape.

>and only girlfriend
>continued to date substitute emo/scene girls for the next few years.
>they were closer to actual trailer skanks

shame man, you should still try and go through a skanky trailer trash rebound phase. They're surprisingly easy to entice.

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>>83428262
Sure.
>>83428282
Well. There are worse ways to go.

>in love with marie
>not rachel roth
>not gwen tennyson
GTFO you don't belong here

>marie kanker without yellow teeth
stop kidding to yourself. she's unhygienic and you know it

>>83429946
how do you do these so fast?
i don't get it

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>>83401409
>Why is this board so in love with Marie
I don't know about this board but she started my thing for tomboys... never gone back no regrets

>>83430109
>Implying Maries filth isn't what allures me to her

>>83429665
I live in the OC, no trailer trash anywhere around here
and I'm a grown up now and can't be seen with a scene girl in public

lol how fucking desperate do you have to be to develop attractions to godawful character designs like these

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>>83427671
I thought he retired from drawing?

>>83427636
You poor conceited fool

>>83430531
older than 18, kiddo

>>83429946
Nicely done.
Can you draw May next?

>>83413402
>>83417967
>>83427757
It wasn't rape, it was a normal relationship between a boy and an older girl.

>>83426266
Mine did end going to college, vet school. She now looks like a suicide girl that takes of rich people's dogs.

>>83429946
Ey, Herny! Good to see you here! Any girls you've been itching to draw lately?

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>>83404080
Of course they do. How did you think they prepared for those steamy encounters with the Eds?

>>83430764
Well gee, that's gonna be tough to choose from seeing as how there are only three to choose from.

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>>83430531
That's why we use our imagination where artist fell short.

>>83430448
Probably for the best. Not the best experience making out with a girl, to the lean back to see her teeth are yellow.

only negative about marie

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>>83427671
Gorgeous Marie drawing. I am loving the curves Hern. I'm always lurking Marie threads, of course. I just don't drawfag or post in them. Anyway have this in return.
<------

>>83430533
Not retired, just forgotten ;_;

>>83430867
any non Kanker girls you'd like to draw?
you make really great curves

>>83430964
>Leni Loud
>GoGo and Honey Lemon
>Princess Marco

That's about it at the moment, I may have missed a few. I'm very picky

>>83431098
Princess Marco and Cat(boi) Noir maybe?

>>83402865
>>83403473
their designs match the ed they were interested in

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>>83430635
That was the plan!
>>83430867
Oh shit, Fluffy. You sure know how to please me. Glad you at least still lurk around Marie threads.
Also forgotten my ass.

>>83431988
I don't know how you manage to make her so adorkable, but thank you for it
more may or Sarah, your choice

>>83432059
Or better yet.
Draw all three of them together with little to no clothes on

>>83431988
>>83429946
>>83427671
herny...make sure to get some rest, but please don't stop....

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>>83430462
why does everyone forget about the Sarah pic that's part of that set?

>>83432059
>Sarah
I second Sarah, she gets almost no art despite being adorable

>>83432376
>I second Sarah, she gets almost no art despite being adorable
Nah, dude, nah.

>>83432185
Are you and Herny blood brothers or something? You two seem to make appearences in the same thread all the time

>>83401409
It's the blue hair, man. All the benefits of black hair with the added touch of being slightly punk. I hooked up with a blue haired girl this semester possibly only due to a resemblance to Marie and her hair was so fried it was no fun at all

>>83432418
i lurk more than i probably should. and his work attracts me like a magnet.

>>83432418
They both make great stuff so probably

>>83432418
As long as one of them delivers fangora I'm a happy camper

>>83432404
I'm not denying that she isn't also often a huge jerk, but she's still cute

>>83432418
Herny and Brokenlynx are close niggas in drawfaggotry.

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>loli waifu that people like to age up

Enough is enough!

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>>83432172
I second this idea. The only problem is picturing which artist would do it best between Herny, Lynx, or Fluffy.

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>>83402661
>tfw also into broken people

I wonder why broken people are my favorite, but here we are. Not gonna lie, I only read for Shut-in Girl. The rest is window dressing.

Henry and Brokenlynx

Pleas draw us free porn of the Lanier sisters naked and enjoying themselves

Sincerely /co/

>>83433098
Kanker*

>>83433098
>please just draw porn in general for us
ftfy

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>>83432059
Not so sure about Sarah...
>>83432931
I vote for either Fluffy or Lynx.

>>83433473
kinda want to see a followup to this, where Sarah comes back with some "development", enough so that she utterly dwarfs Marie in the T&A department, Marie is utterly mortified about getting upstaged in such a manner

>>83433473
How about Marie cooking breakfast in her underwear with Edd implied to be sleeping in her bed?

>>83433473
oh great...now i GOTTA go do it...

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>they all took the bait
I feel like I could just make a thread called "HERNY AND LYNX, DRAW ME STUFF" with a collage of stuff they drew for am OP pic and it would still work.

>>83433709
I second this but braless

>>83433789
Now that's gonna be good.

>>83433789
pls stream more, BL. I love your craft

>>83433791
They're bros like that, I wish my waifus lined up with theirs

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>three of the best artists are all one thread drawing characters you don't care for

>>83434438
Who do you care for anon?

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>>83434532
Now's not their time. Come October, that will change.

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>>83404413
>>83410526

>Be 26
>Average looking
>Never had any girls take interest in me
>Kissless virgin good for nothing
>Will never get to experience these moments

Well boys it's been fun glad to have chatted with y'all but I'm off to harakiri myself.

>>83417818
Wew, warn me next time...

>>83434981
You should commission some artists before you do.

>>83416868
I judge other people who wanna marry a ponny or a dating sim character but I literally wanna marry Ms Marvel

>>83410526
>she didn't rape me, she just forced me into a sexual encounter I didn't want until I thought it over after the fact
Is there a word for the rape version of stockholm syndrome, or is that just the same thing?

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>>83435316
Alright as a last request if the artists in this thread want to try and draw all three kanker sisters in their school uniforms from the episode Out with the Old, In with the Ed that would be cool.

>>83404080
I think being nude in front of each other is where they draw the line.

bumping for that creepy farm guy

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>>83401409

Guys, what music does Marie like? Besides hardcore punk and noise rock, that is.

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>>83436386

>>83401409
She's the only attractive one of the three

>>83436386
Plague?

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>>83436441

>>83433789
Can't wait to see it happen BL

>>83438010
Finish it, it's good

>>83438010
Oh fuck nigga.

>>83438010
Uuuughh.

I love you drawfags.

>>83436441
The Rich man's 8 track tape was better though desu.

>>83438010
still here, just busy. looks excellent, Fluffy, you're setting a high bar!
Hopefully i can get mine done tomorrow.

>>83438028
>>83438029
>>83438048
>>83438061
Aw shucks! thanks comrades! I'll finish it. I very much look forward to seeing that one BL, cheers!

>>83429089
So, dead? And probably a decaying skeleton?

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>>83413106
>Eddy is the huge muscle man instead of Ed
>Eddy is the rich successful man instead of Edd
don't like

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>just came from Apocalypse
>come into this thread
Best night I've had all week

Thanks Hern and Fluffy

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>>83438010
You may not be able to see it. But I am smiling.

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Why is /co/ obsessed with these cunts?

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A kanker thread? Y'all don't mind if I join the fray, do ya?

>>83407463
>dated 2002
Damn, that pic is older than a fair amount of people on here.

>>83439446
>13 yrs old, and under.
please don't say that

>>83401763
Edd will save her.

>>83402591
SHE is supposed to be the hot one?

Fuck. I don't see it. Literally nothing.

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>>83438010
Dat soft kiss on da cheek.

>>83438010
based

>>83438010
Fluffy do you have a tumblr?

>>83439043
Of course not. The more artists, the merrier.

>>83430813
Is there a full picture or is it supposed to be cut off?

>>83402968
Punk girls are into butt stuff though

>>83401409
Just call it a fuckin' Marie Kanker thread, Also why can't /co/ get their own version of /c/?

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>>83431988
Could you o one with Nazz?

I mean, she is suppused to be the hot one, but no fanart ever lived up to the expectations.

I am mostly curious on how you would make her look like.

>>83442114
I would be happy to give that one a go.

>>83442114
Nazz is the shitty one.

>>83441618
Supposed to be cut off.

>>83442744
Is that by the same guy who did the KND panties picture?

>>83442777
The very same.

>>83432931
>hairy red armpits
Welp, I have a new fetish now.

>>83441622
like Proxy Paige

>>83441622
I want to get pegged by a cute punk girl.

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>>83404413
>she just put her hand down my pants and jerked me off.
>Then she took me to her house and fucked me all the way.

>>83444433
>Double nice
>gets dubs and quads
Quadruple nice

>>83417026
This.

>>83401763
kek

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May for me.

>>83429946
Great pic Henry, love Lee, I always imagine her like those flag girls on those racing 50's movies!!!
also take a rest Henry, don't wanna over do it!!!

>>83433473
Love how Sara is the short one!!!
Now she's in short stack territory!!!