WHAT THE FUCK IS UNDER HIS HAT? All that's known is whatever

>>83128343
Man bun.

He's just a kid that's balding at a really early age, it was unsettling for Eddy and Ed, and Double D was really embarrassed so he put it back on

another hat

>jeeze la weese
>cool

a pompadour?

Scars from a childhood injury, possibly from the "Dodgeball Incident".

Hundreds of tiny penises. Inexplicably, all circumcised.

I once knew a guy in highschool who was attacked by a dog when he was like 5 his scalp was all kinds of fucked up so he would wear a hat all the time

That story has nothing to do with anything this thread just reminded me of that for the first time in years

>>83128343
His conjoined twin, Eddie.

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>>83128486
That one old flash game kind of hinted at that, but I doubt it's canon.

>>83128635
It's been confirmed that it's not canon.

>>83128660
non canon anon
please try again

>>83128343
Gills

I remember when I was younger, there was this Cartoon Network event where you could send questions to the Ed's by text and the answers would show during EEnE episodes.

I remember being in my Grandma's house, watching TV, and someone had asked "what's under double dee's hat?!?!?!?!?!!?!" and Edd had responded "My hat keeps my brain warm and toasty, if that's what you're wondering!"

And that image haunted me as a child.

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>>83128690

>>83128343
his head

The reason why he's called double D is because his second D is on his head

That's why he gets uncomfortable around lewd things, he doesn't want his headboner to become apparent

>>83128343
I had a dream as a kid that he had cornrows. Once they were exposed, he went full gangster and threatened to kill us all.

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>>83128546

>>83128570
The Dodgeball Incident was confirmed by a writer to not actually involve Edd getting hurt. Rather, he built a dodgeball machine that wound up injuring everyone else in the gym, was arrested, and the family moved to Peach Creek out of shame.

It's why he's a pacifist now, and why dodgeball freaks him out. He's scared of hurting more people, rather than being hurt himself.

>>83129642
can we get a source on that?

>>83129263
Or maybe because his name is Edd with two d's.

>>83129822
http://raveneesimo.deviantart.com/art/Remembering-The-Incident-261096631

Check the comments section.

I was incorrect about the whole "Edd never got hurt" thing though. My mistake. Still, the "dodgeball incident" really refers to him hurting a bunch of his former classmates.

>>83129957
holy shit, I never knew about that.

>>83128343
Dreadlocks

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He has cancer and is bald because of the chemotherapy.
He is just bald from bad genes.
He has horrible scars from a scam gone wrong.
He is a hipster and it's just his style.
He has no skull and it's protecting his brain.
His grandfather left him it on his deathbed and told him to never take it off. It was his dying wish.

You choose /co/

>>83128343
The scar from dodgeball in gym class

He has that OCD thing where you pull apart your hair.

>>83128343
They were going to reveal what was under his hat in the movie but somehow never got in the final product

Maybe one day some animator will leak some cells or deleted scenes

He has another, smaller double D face under the hat like Kuato.

>>83129957
So apparently what was under the hat was a gag people would be disappointed with,
No worries, There have been some 'joke' drawings but nothing at all serious (to my knowledge). You don't want us to have answered what was under there. Its AKA. It would have been a gag. The few who would be happy about what it was would not be outweighed by the millions with broken head-canons. Trust me. You don't want it. I didn't want it. Nobody wants it. LoL

eddy and a few others nickname him sockhead, but i had no idea that was a sock, i didn't think it was a hat (but when I was younger I did think it was his hair) but it never looked like a sock to me

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His head has a big fat nipple on top and no hair, his head is a Double-D tit

>>83133676
>(but when I was younger I did think it was his hair)
glad im not the only one
back then I thought it was just the art style, he had black hair with a white streak in it

>>83134491
thats my reasoning too

The movie would've been even better had those deleted scenes stayed in.

I feel like the dodgeball bit could've been amazing. I really hope we see boards or a script piece of it some time.

I also feel like I knew about that deleted scene before but I don't remember, I feel like I've read about it already.

>no dvd of it
it's pretty shocking

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>>83137115
what are you saying with that

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>>83137280
heh

>>83137280
WHO

>>83128343
Also it apparently looks painful.
>Ed: "Does it hurt Double D?"

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>>83128343
Ever since during this show's regular premiere, I've only thought of a few theories of what could be under the hat:

>there are asscheeks on top of his head
>I think I came up with that theory when I saw him wear pantyhose on his head in place of his hat

>no scalp; exposed brain
>very smart? Failed science experiment?

>he is bald with a tattoo
>some rebellious statement against his strict parents

https://youtu.be/gdlfLnZbD40?t=894
>14:53
Do you think it could happen?

>>83138702
what?
>"duhdid my heart just stop??"
ugh

anyway it probably will, cons aren't usually a big deal so if anything it'll be a Q&A and a script read or something

>>83128343

Chemo baldness. That or something that supports the theory that Double D is a reverse trap.

>>83139288
NO

>>83128343
a bunch of sick piercings

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>>83138312
>Not recognizing that hairstyle
Underage plz

>>83139798
I have a hunch it's the adams family or the munster tier things, but I've been so out of the fucking loop on things I can't even tell you what year spongebob aired

>>83139798
Marge simpsons mom?

>>83139947
NO YOU Idiot

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>>83139798
Susan?

>>83128486
How the fuck could it be unsettling for either. Eddy has three hairs and Ed maybe triple that.

>>83128343
"Well, this is me."

>>83137280
Cruella Devil?

>>83128343
Scars from a dodgeball incident when he was little.

>>83138312
>>83139828
>>83139947
Bride of Frankenstein you fucks

>>83142713
fucking read the thread

>>83133586
>What was under the hat was a gag people would be disappointed with.
By season 4, any reveal would be a dissapointment regardless.

>>83142831
*Bride of Frankenstein's Monster

>>83144442
fuck off we know

shit toon

>>83145656
i see we have a creative type shitposter here

go back to collecting your legos, dad

>>83146047
ill collect them out of your moms vag

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>>83146093

>>83146281
At first I thought the likes portion had "Fire" and "Me" together as the authors super identity "Fire Me" or something.

shit man

>>83146281
dont post that evil here

>>83131484
that's disproven in this thread. this VERY thread

>>83129826
That's stupid.

The poor trace job hurt my eyes, who's the character we're discussing?

its a sister

>>83128343
I'll just leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ltgq-A3ror0

>>83152586
im so mad

>>83152586
I've hated this for years. Just like that Edd Is Here shit

>>83128343

magic space wings

it's a love song

>>83128343
The embodiment of his deepest secrets and fears

>>83128343
I like VampireMeerkat's theory that he has ridiculously huge and unruly hair that he keeps jammed inside his hat cause he hates it but his mom won't let him cut it

>>83153971
>I like VampireMeerkat's theory
i dont know who that is but.. come the fuck on, youtube people? I can tell by the name

>>83141694
101 dalmations on VHS from Walt Disney Home Video on my bookshelf?

>>83153971
>VampireMeerkat
With a name like that, they have to be a vapid person. Oh, and get the fuck out of here with that shit.

>>83146093
WOAH, DUDE, MY PARENTS ARENT GONNA LET YOU COME OVER ANYMORE IF YOU KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT!

>>83155469
i remember that being such a huge thing back when i was a little guy

man, those were some akward times, I always had friends who cussed if they just remembered something they forgot, I was the kinda guy who wouldn't unless i was really mad though

wew

>>83146281
more? sauce or?

>>83128343
Nothing. There is nothing under his hat because it was never drawn. If you take off his hat it's just empty space.

>>83157449
but if he takes off the hat, they have to draw something under it.

>>83157449
exactly what i said last thred... but i think it was in response to the whole scene in the movie, people asked if it was drawn and hidden or if it was just a long head so it was given room to move out into the scene

>>83144442
No I'm pretty sure she was actually married to Victor Frankenstein in life

>>83158244
thats not his real name tho

its a peaner (penis, for newfags)

>>83160661
if you're trying to speak 4chan, it's benis

>>83153293
>steven universe fags coming into an EEE thread
how fitting

>>83137115
That would be funny if that was what his hair was like under the hat

>>83163268
That'd be one of the very few gags I wouldn't be pissed over.
>people think it's another hat
>they have to explain online it was a hair joke

It's been fun, plus I didn't know that deviantart link and explanation/deleted scene info before. Neato guys.

>>83129496
Underrated post.

I hated him

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>>83152586
>Ed Edd 'n Eddy Highschool

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>>83128343

It's a second dick. They don't call him "Double-D" for nothing.

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>>83128343
He just has a normal hair-do under his hat. It's a cool hat and he likes to keep it on as part of his style.

>>83169355
>does it hurt
>"ahh my eyes dubble dee"

>>83169396
Ed and Eddy are so unaccustomed to seeing him without his hat that they think there's something wrong if he doesn't have it on. Kind of like when you see someone you know who wears glasses take them off for the first time in a while.

>>83163095
That's a steven universe reference? I watch the show all the time and I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about.

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>>83163095
Not him, but not even close. Watch Wakfu.

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>>83152586
>Pseudo-anime art style
>Double-D's hair is exposed
Years later and it still pisses me off.

>>83169396
>>83169452
I actually think it's the opposite. From their tone of voice it seems like they're just giving him shit and it's something they're comfortable making fun of him for.