>Dumbass parents bring their kids to this thinking it's

>>83121306
By making posts that are funnier than yours, you fucking wiener

>>83121306
I'm twenty years old and the fucking trailer made me feel gross eating. Something about genocide and hearing tiny screams inside me just fucks with my head.

we kill the Rogen

>>83121306
>Edward Norton
>Salma Hayek

don't tell me they've already reached the "Money, Dear Boy" phase of their careers

>>83121306
>implying it doesn't lead to a new generation of kids attracted to food
>implying this isn't furries 2.0

It's funny because it's a penis

That would be an improvement for kids.

>>83121306
Surely if the cinema workers are doing their jobs they'll go "Woah, this is an R-Rated film, I can't sell these kids a ticket otherwise I'll get fired."

The problem only occurs when it gets released on DVD/Blu-Ray and unsuspecting grandparents buy it.

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>>83121306
>It's a communism episode

>>83121306
Obesity ends
America is saved

>>83122164
As long as there's a parent or guardian who can legally buy those tickets for he children, they wil sell those tickets.

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>>83121600
>you fucking weiner

Way funnier than it should be, also checked

>>83122164
Kids can go to an R-rated movie as long as an adult is with them.

>>83122261
>>83122265
Parents who find out a film is rated R and still bring kids get no sympathy when they complain the film was too traumatic for their children

>>83121306
Why stop it? People being punished for their ignorance is funny.

>>83121306

Well it's one way to stop child obesity.

Remember the hundreds of kids scared of their toys due to watching toy story?

Me neither.

>>83122753
Children seeing and hearing things they shoulnt due their parents ignorance is not laughing matter.

>>83121306
We shoot up all movie theaters that have it the day it is released

>>83122860

Oh fuck off you autist.

>>83122837
I remember feeling bad when I learned to masturbate and saw one of my toys staring at me

I know nothing about this movie. What the hell is it and why should I care?

>>83121963
If so think I can pay her to let me motorboat her?

>>83122224
What does this have to do with communism

>>83122974

It's an inanimate object, why get bothered about that when you're not bothered by the literally billions of living being surrounding you, covering you and forming you while you fap?

>>83123061
its a movie
you shouldnt
get out

>>83123061
A Seth Rogen stoner comedy, but they're all talking wieners making dick jokes.

>>83121306

Sausages cause cancer anyway, it's only good if people stop eating them.

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>>83122936
So this is a form of natural selection, right? Just what you get when you act out of your own stupidity in taking your kids to a very clearly R-rated movie?

>>83121306
an R rating

this movie isnt out yet? i thought it got released months ago. there were reviews for it back in march. what the fuck?

>>83121902
I support this

>>83123146
Rude, desu.

>>83123357
It's more for anyone that goes to see it, even kids.

>>83123061
you shouldn't. it's a shitty seth rogan movie

>>83121306
blame the jews

specifically seth "offended by them, even tho i smoke dem" rogen

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>>83122860
It definitely is. There's nothing special about children that keeps you from enjoying their suffering.

>>83123568
Seth Rogen showed a rough cut at a film festival.

>>83121902
Nothing can kill the Rogen

>loads more insecure hot skinny women

I fail to see the problem

>>83121306
it's sad that the future of adult animated movies (at least in theaters) rides on this film

What is this, Foodfight for edgy teenagers?

>>83121306
>American animation tha isn't pixar or minons

Yeah, no one is going to see this

We can buit a fucking wall of china with obscure cgi american animation movies that don't sell well

>>83123392
>an R rating
this
Although there will probably still be a few tards who take their kids in anyway.

>>83121306
>Wants to stop this
>Children who are fucking stupid enough to have a mental block allowing the rest of the more non-"softy" kids to grow stronger by eating foods.

Let the weak fall and the strong tread forward OP.

>>83121306
if this movie can frighten one little girl into being skinny it'll be better than anything Pixar's ever made.

A whole new generation of vore fetishists

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>>83122024

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>>83128376

>>83121306
>stopping it

Why would you want to?

That would be fucking hilarious.
It WILL be fucking hilarious.

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>>83128391

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>>83128416

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>>83121306
>two rows of celebrity names
Shameless.

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>>83128466

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>>83128524

>>83122024
I'd be way more grossed out if I wasn't already aware this was a thing.

Thanks, first year uni roommate. Thanks to you and your fucking weird wank material, I lost my innocence.

>tfw his main thing was jerking it to glasses of various liquids with lipstick prints on them
>tfw he stole a plastic cup from a party a not even hot girl had left red lipstick on and kept it in his drawer

>>83122555
Implying parents care to see the ratings. god there were kids with their moms watching Deadpool I had absolute no sympathy in the pegging scene, it actually make my laugth

>>83128601
What.

>>83128468
How else are they going to advertise the damn thing?

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>>83128601
>tfw his main thing was jerking it to glasses of various liquids with lipstick prints on them
>tfw he stole a plastic cup from a party a not even hot girl had left red lipstick on and kept it in his drawer
That's not really food fetish. Sounds more like a lip/mouth deal.

A food fetishist wouldn't want the food to be anthropomorphic. That would make it vore.

And as a vorefag I can tell you there probably won't be any good/fapworthy scenes in this movie (unlike, say, pic related).

>>83121306
If they are food, why do they have teeth?

We stop fuckheads name Seth from getting into adult animation

>>83121306
Should be called Dildo: The Movie.

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just a reminder that-

>The movie ‘Sausage Party’ is coming out and because I know how you tumblr idiots work, I know you’re going to post a gif or a screenshot of the 2012 Charlie Sheen movie ‘Food Fight’ and write “Wow, Sausage Party looks great” and it’s gunna get 900,000 notes and you’re all gunna pat each other on the back and congratulate yourselves on how hilarious you are. Well guess what dipshits I’m nipping this in the bud right now. If you see anyone post a gif of Food Fight and write “Sausage Party looks great” I am giving you written permission to DM them and tell them ‘Max G says you’re a braindead peasant’. Cyberbully them all you want because I’m tired of this shit and it’s not happening this time.-Hotdiggedydemon 2016

Why contain it?

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>>83121306
I am definitely gonna have eating trouble eating hot dogs after hearing what happens in the leaked script

>>83121600
I legitmately chuckled at this post.

>>83128601
>tfw his main thing was jerking it to glasses of various liquids with lipstick prints on them
That's the artsiest thing I'v heard all day

>>83121963
Salma Hayek was in both Grown Ups movies.

>>83121306
>>A whole new generation of people with eating disorders is born
as opposed to "normal" obese cinemafags that where were before?

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Anybody know if the sloppy food sex orgy is going to make it into the final theatrical release?

Being a major American release I can see that being far more disturbing to retarded adults taking their children to see it than the food massacre and language.

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>>83132934

Also Hotdiggedydemon approves of cyberstalking, terroristic threats, and bullying?

Cool

>>83121306
>>Dumbass parents bring their kids to this thinking it's a kids' movies
I don't think that has happened since South Park, and I doubt anybody's dumb enough to not get the subtle dick references on the poster and in the title itself.

>>83135930

You would be fucking surprised.

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>>83121963
Salma Hayek is married to a multi-billionaire and produces her own movies.
Which incidentally are much better adult animation than Sausage Party

>>83128601
Still not as bad as Tile-guy.

>>83135970
Wow, you sure changed my mind by applying another coat of unsourced speculation!

>>83135970
I don't want to be surprised anon.

>>83128540
Why are furries such hypersensitive bitches?

>kids
>traumatized by a shitty cartoon
Either modern kids are wimps or you don't give them enough credit.
Shit I watched as a kid was more hardcore than a shitty edgy comedy and that didn't affect me.

>>83121600
Are you bready for the challenge?

>>83135893
IT'S PRACTICALLY ADDICTIVE

>>83132537
dobsondoesscat.webm

>>83136057
>human stupidity is unsourced
I want your life, anon.

>>83136955
>tfw remembering my experience with Watchmen in a movie theater
It traumatized me so much, now I wait for DVDs.
>inb4 shit movie

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>>83121306
>>Kids get traumatized and afraid to eat food

Good. This is the first generation where life expectancy is expected to decrease, thanks to obesity. And now that the fat acceptance movement is picking up steam, things are only going to get worse, at least here in burger land.

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>>83136822
>entire movie was about hurt feelings
>nothing else was at stake

It's the environment of their interest.

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>>83121306
>Kids get traumatized and afraid to eat food
I hope it happens just so america's obesity rate goes down.

>>83136955
There's stupidity existing and you pretending everyone is braindead except you for no fucking reason.

>>83137011
There's also a difference between not getiing Watchmen and not getting the most obvious dick joke in existence.

>>83137360
I dunno. All those trailers with "whores and politicians" didn't make it seem too kid-friendly.

>>83132537
god damn that scene was amazing.

There are only two possible out come for this movie:
1) the movie bombs and studios vow to never back another r-rated animated film for the foreseeable future
2) the movie is a great success leading to studios green lighting a whole bunch of terrible edgy family guy-tier gross out shock humour based r-rated animations all just as terrible as seth rogens latest offering

>>83137530
>http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/sausage_party/
>100% Fresh

There's only one way to describe this feeling...

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMfy6o7PDE

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>>83137530
Option 2 scares me. I might have to hit EJECT on Western shit for a while if that's the case. Good Lord, that'd mean I'd be at the mercy of Eastern animation. And I DESPISE a huge chunk of anime (at least the lowest common denominator stuff).

>>83132537
>>83137495
>that innocent finger tapping on her belly

you don't know how many times young me fapped to that scene

Why does America allow minors to sit in on R-rated movies as long as they have an adult? Some content just isn't suitable for kids.

>>83137854
I want to make kids watch Salo just for fun.

>>83137706
>lowest common denominator
That's all of anime, except maybe Texhnolyze, and that's sophomoric at best.

>>83137470
But you don't have to watch the trailer here. The poster and the title are obviously dicks.

>>83121306
>Dumbass parents bring their kids to this thinking it's a kids' movies
Deadpool, every time.

>>83137530
Or literally any other outcome.

>>83137854
Same in most other countries, probably yours too.>>83138080

>>83125438
I can't imagine this being more entertaining than foodfight.

>>83138092
such as...

>>83138382
>the movie along with Angry Birds offends muslims
>they start a worldwide war against white people
>due to a white man being more intelligent and having more advanced technology they get wiped out along with the Jews who sent them to Europe
>Peace on Earth

>>83121306
Hahaha he looks like a penis!!

>>83123171
I bet the movie has dildo jokes similar to the first episode of South Park.

>>83137292
It wont help. American obesity comes from quality of food, not quantity.

>>83138107
My country doesn't allow underages to sit in on movies for which they are below the age rating for, regardless of supervision. Nice job avoiding the question though.

>>83138468
In my dreams the EU migrant crisis is basically the /fur/ situation IRL.

maybe a marketing campaign which emphasizes to the utmost that it's the first adult CG movie.

>>83132537
Sauce? Moar?

>>83121306
It seriously looks like shit. The jokes look dumb and the hotdog+bun analogy? Hams for hands. I thought seth was suppose to be smart about this sort if thing?

>>83139727
Seth is smart enough to know his target audience

I have had anorexia since the start of puberty, at least in part because I was scared of turning into the stereotype for a gamer
If retarded parents want to take their children to this almost guaranteed R-rated film and don't pull them out when even they themselves start feeling sick then they deserve to suffer having a child who is apathetic about food until he leaves home
it's honestly not so bad but I continue to disappoint my mother by being unable to honestly express gratitude regarding her cooking/baking

>>83139540
Dude, it's fucking Men in Black II
Don't tell me you have never watched MIB

repeat of what happened with Deadpool

>>83140014
What exactly happened with Deadpool?
I saw the movie but I'm not sure what you mean

>>83132537
did she throw him back up or did she shit him out...?

>>83140075
Idiot parents took their kids to see it because they ignored the R-rating it was given and thought just because it was a superhero movie, it was ok to take kids to by default. The general population in America thinks cartoons are for kids, so they will be a bunch a dumbasses and take their kids to see Sausage Party.

>>83140119
Pukes him up. I vaguely remember him running away screaming after

>>83132537
That mugger gave it like half a second after her face unwormed before he pounced on her. There's no chance he didn't witness at least part of that transformation. Personally, if I saw a slimy black worm suddenly start splitting up and reforming into a woman, my first impulse wouldn't be to try and rape it.

>>83140262
What are you, gay?

If anything you should rape her BEFORE she turns into a human

>>83138092
The only other outcome I see is that it's just moderately successful and regarded as a fluke, then quickly forgotten about.

>>83139540
>Sauce? Moar?
Really? Everybody's seen that scene.

>>83136946
>I_am_12_and_what_is_this.jpg

>>83139771
Mister president, more than two thirds of the population is overweight or obese and it gets worse at every year. All our preview attempts to stop it failed miserably and we don't know what else to do.

>I think we will have to resort to him

Are you sure mr president? Do you want to unleash such evil in the world?

>We have no other choice, as you said yourself all the other attempts failed miserably. Call Seth and tell him to release Sausage Party.

>>83121306
>Rogen
>Cera
>Hill
>modern Norton
>Franco

This movie just screams shit from the cast alone.

Do people itt not remember their parents taking them to pg-13 and R rated movies as kids? Or watching those movies at home on vhs/DVD? They let me watch Saving Private Ryan and Terminator 2 and I remember seeing Terminator 3 in theaters with my dad.

>>83138735
No, it's still quantity. If I ate 2000 calories worth of McDonald's food I wouldn't gain weight just because it's shitty fast food.

>>83140744
>McDonald's
>Shitty
Pick one

>>83125438

it's practically the same concept as food fight

>toy story with food.

it's just trying to be good instead of being intentionally bad.

which is terrible.

>>83140561
Seth Rogan, like Adam Sandler, love to have his inner groupie friends in all his movies together. Both also displaying low level trash humor in them as well. This cements that these shit heads don't know anywhere how to expand the horizon and can only do one trick pony level trash. I like to think they're teenagers in men bodies.

>>83140707
in my country you have G, PG, M, MA, and R(18+)
most of the things you Americans rate R only gets MA in my country. I never saw anything MA unless it was on TV and my parents had already gone to bed. While most of R is hardcore porn and gore

>>83121306
>Kids get traumatized
Doubt it, that's just wishful thinking on the part of suburban moms, they probably won't even remember this shitty movie next week.

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>Paul Rudd
Oh, Paul.

>>83121306
I encourage it. Fewer fat kids is better.

>>83138735
It most certainly is quanity. Have you never seen a fat persons diet before?

>>83138735
Poor quality of food eaten leads to excess quantities of food eaten. You eat nutritionally deficient garbage, your body screams for vitamins and protein, you continue to eat garbage.

>>83121306
They already did a Tales from the Dark Side episode about this.

>>83135828
that was the final script cut anon.

>>83132934
Why is he so triggered?

>>83140707
TV? Sure. I watched Alien when I was 12. Kids watching R movies in the cinemas seems to be an American thing.

So if food can talk or is humanized do other non food products get humanized. Like soap or toilet paper.

I won't be surprised if they make toilet paper joke

>>83144831
I bet that joke gets made at the end of the movie or end of credits. With an off camera scream

>>83121306
Its weired how even protected children wont know what the fuck is going on and the parents are going to shield their eyes.

>>83136919
of course it affected you. you go on to 4chan

>>83144831
I read the script and they do indeed make a toilet paper joke.

And also the main villain is a literal douche.

Well this is what would actually happen:
>Parent thinks it's kids movie
>Goes to cinema
>"Can I have an adult and a child ticket for Sausage Party?"
>"Ma'am, that film is rated R."
>"Oh thanks for telling me. I'll take them to a different movie."

QUICK CO!
WHAT'S YOUR FOODZONA

I'M BUTTERY CORN YOU FUCKS.

>>83145254
I worked at a movie theater and I can confirm that you are wrong. We were instructed to not give a shit about letting kids into R-rated movies as long as they are accompanied by an adult.

I distinctly remember one of the managers telling me "you can let a baby in as long as there is an adult with them."

It's a bullshit rule but it's still a rule.

>>83145314
Fair enough. I live in the UK where the rating system is different. An R rating is sort of the equivalent to a 15 and anyone under that age can't see a movie with that rating.

>>83145254
>Parent thinks it's kids movie
>Goes to cinema
>"Can I have an adult and a child ticket for Sausage Party?"
>"Ma'am, that film is rated R."
>"How dare you try and tell me how to raise my child! Give me a ticket or I want to see your manager!"
>2 hours later at home
>"This movie was wholly inappropriate for my child to see! I can't believe the clerk sold me a ticket, your company is a disgrace and I want that person fired for corrupting minors!"

>>83135893
Of course he does, because he's a child.

>>83145447
Fucking this. I remember when Kick-Ass came out, there were people complaining on the news that it shows a young child using knives and shit, regardless of the context or target audience.

>>83145426
Yeah, I worked as an usher/ticket taker and I was pretty repulsed when I saw parents with their little girl who couldn't have been older than 5 going into shit like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but I wasn't allowed to say anything about it. If it were up to me, kids that age shouldn't be able to go into R-rated movies at all.

>>83145447
Alright ma'am we'll give you a voucher for a medium popcorn and small soda. Here's a link to the ESRB

>>83121306
>dick jokes the movie

lol wtf

>>83145667
You wish. It's edgy torture porn with food.

>>83145732
There's also literal food porn in it too.

>>83145744
Food fucking, or people using food as toys like cucumbers. Or both

>>83145832
A food orgy, as in, food having group sex with one another.

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>>83145852
So nothing of this lady playing with a cucumber or banana with the food being terrified. I guess paheal would make it

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>>83121306
>Seth just wants to co-write an adult Toy Story parody with his buddy Jonah Hill
>ends up being about food because that's all Jonah can think about
sad really

>>83128376
what's up with the shmorkster nowadays anyway. i heard he badgered his gf into supporting his political positions until she had a mental breakdown?

>>83147050
She had mental health issues, he was sexually identifying as a pseudo-Smurf, it was a match made in hell. Lowtax doesn't have anything to do with him anymore.

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>>83141236

>Seth Rogan
>Kristen Wigg
>Jonah Hill
>Michael Cera
>James Franco
>Salma Hayek

Jesus. It's not even out and it already sounds like horseshit...

>>83142171

Do you remember the name of the episode? I watched very little from Tales from the Darkside and I'm curious now.

>>83145967
FOREHEAD

>>83145314
Your theater was bad, then. We were more or less required to point out the rating. We couldn't stop them from buying a ticket and going in anyway, of course, but we were supposed to gently remind them of the rating. I'm sure not every ticketer kept up with this, especially when there was a line, but we were supposed to care.

They did not get a refund if they complained after insisting on buying anyway. They got a "sorry, ma'am" (because it was almost always a dumbshit mother or aunt, not a dad) and an explanation of the rating.

This was in... '02-'03? So I'm not sure if pussyfootcupping around everyone in this day and age has made a difference in the policies, but that was how it was.

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I still remember seeing a woman getting upset at a guy with a bottle in a paper bag or something and leaving with her family at this.

I worked at the theater in the states as my first job and i can whole heartedly tell you i didn't give a shit about selling tickets to parents with kids or kids by themselves just as long as the kids weren't shit heads about it or tried lying and say that their parents were parking their cars. If any parents actually do get pissed all they're going to do is bitch at the manager until they cave in and give them free ticket vouchers.

>>83121902
NO BATMAN, YOU GOTTA RAPE HIM!

>>83146580
then why doesn't it feature any sandwhiches?
Hill got robbed I tell ya