Could superman use his poops like missles and fire them at people?

>>83117235
does he even need to poop?

>>83117235
Probably end up as more of a spray due to his Super Sphincter. I don't think it would be effective at all.

>>83117235
Trying to be more creative, eh Snyder?

>>83117235
Given how precise he can be with his other bodily functions, probably fairly lethal as a solid/fluid projectile. Or at least a severe psychological deterrent against most entities.

As a biological weapon, probably harmless against anything that isn't innately weak to sunlight like vampires.

>>83117235
Relevant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_aMss1p8EQ

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Only to draw the Baby Grinch out of hiding

>>83117971
Is this canon?

>>83117235
haha just for laughs haha

>>83118231
no poo for you

how does superman's invulnerability interact with his balls? could you give him testicular torsion? if you punch him in the sack do you knock them around or does his scrotum just stop your first dead and break your wrist?

>>83117235
I like to think once ever few months he just poops a single solid orb of black mass like nibbler.

Crime would drop in metropolis if there is a risk superman would throw his shit at you

He can actually use spit as bullets so probably.

>>83120642
Does Supershit have Superstink? Or is it so super its clean?

>>83118231
NO POO FOR YOU