Wait, seriously? One of the hottest women in Marvel and she's

>>83048279
Byrne pls go and stop writing grown men and little girls together

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>he isn't about that clang clang life

>>83048279
What's wrong with robots?

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Fuck off, I know it's you.

>>83048279
Jesus Christ, the lack of actual comics readers on this board talking about comics is atrociously bad.
The answers to your questions were answered in the very first of Vision's appearances in comics.

So go read more comic books before talking about them. Fuckwit.

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>>83048279
Would you say... it grinds your gears, anon?

>>83048279
Because Vision is pure.
And by the sound of it makes a better BF than you would.
Also >>83048360

>>83048438

I'm not against the idea of a woman being with a robot, but I think the hottest members of either sex should be with someone that at least some of the audience could relate to. Who can relate to a robot?

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>>83048279
In the comics Vision isn't a robot in the metal sense, he's a robot in the Asimov sense; basically made out of plastics and synthetic organics replicating real human organs and functions.

This is him out of costume; he's just a hairless red guy with funny eyes basically.

>>83048661
Vision in the comics is actually pretty interesting, not actually robotic.
He seems like at the strangest a very polite foreign guy who gets confused about cultural stuff.

Other then that he's quite human; he can bleed (it's not our kind of blood but it IS blood), he can feel emotions, he can get angry, and he cries in the very second story he ever appears in.

>>83048468
Get off the stage!

Byrne pls

>>83048840
Be fair, it's Bendis too.
Because he actually enjoys reading the garbage of that Literally-A-Child-Fucker.

>>83048279
>One of the hottest women in Marvel and she's intimate with a robot? Is this some cuckold's fetish?
Holy shit man why are you mad. You shouldn't be this offended, both of them are fictional.

>>83048665

The issue isn't what he's made of. The issue is that one of the best women is with a guy that none of the readers should realistically be able to relate to.

>>83048661
Vision's a synthezoid, not a robot.

>>83049391

And I'm sure the synthezoid readers are able to relate to him

>>83049180
>>83049224
So go write fanfiction then, it's literally made for self-inserts. Not that hard.
The objective of comics isn't to make characters that you feel you could easily self-insert into, it's to tell a story that appeals to a large number of people.
You are not one of the people it appeals to.

I'm serious about the fanfiction things, there's nothing wrong with writining it and it improves your writing skills quite a bit of you keep doing it.

>>83049433
I can relate to him.

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>>83048279
Even androids can feel, anon.

>>83049180
Oh good, you're autistic then. Carry on with your delusions and go write fan fiction if you don't like the reality like >>83049445 says.

>>83048279
>Wanda
>Hot

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>>83049553
>implying you wouldn't

C H R O M E D

>>83049180
>I can't relate to people if they don't look like me.

Thanks for giving ammo to Tumblr.

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>>83049180
Sorry man, you're waifu is into robo-D.

>>83048279
That's racist.

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>>83050153
Forgot the image.

I'm smart.

>>83049180
If you want help with the fanfiction thing I can do that.

>>83049660
> Self-actualize and get in touch with his head crystal
> Kek

>>83049180
If Wanda was a hot robot with a personality AI, would you like her less?

Female fans of characters like Thor and Spider-Man want him to be with a girl they can relate to. That's normal.

A guy wants the attractive comic character to be with a guy he can relate to. That's "autistic."

I doubt if any of you are qualified to make that diagnosis.

>>83049660
Literally the only depiction of her I've found attractive, desu

Vision wants to become more human.
Wanda wants to become less human.

POTTERY

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>>83050439
They all have their charm.

Wanda is awful and Vision is only occasionally good as a bootleg Spock when he isn't as shit and boring as she is

Also please read Avengers issue 113

>>83049530
Am i the only one who thought Vision dressed like a Granddad in CW?

>>83050722
You can see that Wanda was reading a magazine, and in the cover a guy had the same clothes as him.
Vision probably copied those clothes think she liked it.

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Fucked a robot and his brother ...

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>>83050792

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>>83050722
Vision tends to dress fairly conservatively by choice.
When he went on honeymoon with Wanda he mentions feeling very uncomfortable in his swimsuit.

I think he's actually embarrassed about showing off lots of skin.

>>83048279
>robot
He's a synthezoid.

>>83050792

her own brother is a better ship

the movie kinda had a passing kiss on the forehead that was more than friendly too. and their first scene was of them holding hands

>>83052046
Olsen and ATJ said they worked to have some incest undertones in the movie because of Ultimates.

>>83050792
Why is she so horny.

>>83053324
Chaos magic makes you horny.

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>>83053525
Oh.
Hope MCU Wanda has chaos magic.

is vision x wanda canon in comics too?

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>>83054086
They are fucking married in the comics.

>>83054114
Well, were married.
But as a rule it's best to ignore everything that happens after Bendis took over Marvel, since even Bendis ignores what Bendis writes even as everyone else ignores what he writes too.

>>83054114

~sigh~

>>83048279
crawl back to oblivion, Byrne

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>>83054114
Bettany is going to be a lucky fuck.

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>>83050439
What about that time she straight up raped a guy with her mouth?

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>>83050393
Fans of the movies can fuck off regardless.

>>83054858
What would I give to see this shit in IW.

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>>83053525
This.

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>>83054640
Imageboard.

I don't read marvel because it's shit. They're a couple?

>>83055561
And then very weird stuff happened, and then they weren't.

>>83050393
What if I want them to be with a guy like Vision who's a socially challenged weirdo so I can self insert more normally? Is that autistic?

>>83049481
Who allowed you to post here, robot?

>>83050153
DING!

>>83048279
>being attracted to slave/gypsy shit

>>83055821
Isn't she underage? I mean, that's kinda hot but still.

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>>83056448
No. Why would you think that?

>>83056448
Vision is underage too, Wanda is in her early 20's in the movie.

With Vision/Scarlet Witch, Vision is the cuck and the Nazi Gave Me Super Powers/Enron-style Embezzler Who Framed His Brother For His Crimes And Drove Him To Crime/Suicide asshole Wonder Man is the bull. And Wasp is the bigoted bitch who has brainwashed Wanda into thinking such forms of Cuckolding is perfectly natural

>>83056491
wew lad
>>83056510
Well I figure age doesn't really count for him, being a robot and all

>>83054672
Post moar

>>83050393
all of that is autistic. representation in movies, if even matters for the sake of argument, shouldn't be about the fucking love interests, autist

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>>83057855
Okay.

>>83054086
go read the last issue of Vision

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>>83060487
This one is adorable.

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>>83060681

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>>83060761

>>83055976
Foolish, anon. We've been here all along.

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>>83061061
Vision pls go.

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>you will never fuck a robot

>>83061261
It's as if whatever Wanda tried to do left him traumatized.

>>83061137

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>>83062677
How did you pass the captcha?

>>83061261
Is he asexual? I mean that would make the most sense.

Tell me again that /tv/ isn't infesting /co/.

>>83063378
no he's just awkward

VISION IS A KEK! VISION IS A KEK!

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>>83063855
/tv/ pls go.

>>83063606
It absolutely is.
They used to be mostly confined to MCU threads but it's spreading