Ultimate Spider-Man Storytime >>82888738 >>82894551

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Fuck, I just realized I forgot the third annual. I'll do it after Requiem.

we're getting closer to Pete's death ;_;7

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>>83001076
I'll be storytiming it eventually

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>>83001112
Should be later tonight.

>>83001205
B A S E D O P
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>>83001245
>web designer
kek

>>83000914
It's amazing how much mutants have affected Peters life...

>>83001109
Yay, Bagley

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This takes place after War of the Symbiotes, but before Ultimatum

Is it wrong I just can't bring myself to like Miles? He's such a boring character in comparison to Peter.

>>83002346
He had much less time than Peter

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>>83002346
The problem with Miles is that while he's had 1/3 the amount of issues as Peter his book is constantly highjacked by events. He COULD be as good as Peter, there is some good stuff there, but he's not given any breathing room and then his universe got destroyed.

>>83001180
>>83001272
>>83001594

>Viper & Hydra
>Extremis Armor
>Green & Purple Hulk

When did the Ult. Universe turn into 616?

>>83001752
>>83001780

>This is the same Hulk who killed thousands of people and is a cannibal

Freaking Mark Millar

OP, I'd like to thank you again for the longest storytime I've seen, your dedication is amazing and we're all grateful for it
you're awesome

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>>83002790
No problem!

You are a good person, thank you OP this is the best storytime ever

>>83002346
It isn't wrong anon.
As far as I can tell he's wasted potential the character.

I want to like Miles, but Bendis just doesn't know how to write him.
Though his friendship with Ganke is pretty solid. Recent issue notwithstanding.

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>>83002870
Even better than the SDCC storytime of pain marathon?

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>>83003045
What happened recent issue? Is the new book worth checking out?

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Then Ultimatum and Requiem happened

>>83003000
>repeating digits
also, MJ is trying to get piped so hard

>>83003192
What happened to the art?

>>83003155
God I really hate Lafuente's style. They look like fucking Powerpuff Girls.
After Bagley draw them as more or less 16 year olds (more like 17-18), Lafuente went back and started drawing them as 12 year olds.

>>83003089
not that anon, but:
basically Ganke was fanboying over Goldballs and was trying to get his attention somehow
he decided the best way would be to tell him that Miles is spidey

they also argued whether it's more difficult to be fat or black

I know I'm in the minority, but I like the current run so far

>>83003409
>>83003437
This is what I'm talking about. See how tiny Peter is compared to everyone? It's like he is 1,50 meters and still goes to elementary school.

>>83003192
I WOULD like fries with that, thanks
big fries
make it double
and a diet Coke

>>83003474
Uhm. When did Peter started dating Gwen instead of MJ? Did I miss a chapter?

>>83003612
Time jump.

>>83003474
What? When did Gwen and parker start dating? Did I miss something?

>>83003431
Only three issues in but the art is pretty good I guess.
It just doesn't feel like anything is happening yet.

Gonna give it till five to see if its worth keeping.

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>>83003431
>Goldballs
>muh racism
>muh fatshaming
Sounds like I'm not missing anything

>>83003612
>>83003286
>>83003691
Ultimatum was six months ago or as we find out later, a couple of days, fucking Bendis retcons

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Also no, it never gets explained why they start dating.

>>83003713
How long is the first arc? Might check it out after it finishes.

>they also argued whether it's more difficult to be fat or black

cmon...

>>83003713
yeah, nothing major has happened yet but I enjoy the interactions (apart from the latest issue)

it's a fun book but it doesn't feel like a Spider-man book

>>83003798
What about being fat AND black? What then?

>>83003764
First arc isn't in full swing.
Seems Black Cat is gonna try to get Miles killed.

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>>83003823
Depends if you are trans and lesbian or not. Is trans higher than woman? I know male gay is sexist since you're not attracted to women and thus oppressing them

>>83003854
Why isn't she facing through the bench?

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>>83003902
Ultimate Black Cat made it over? Nice!

>>83003943
She can control what part is phased

>>83003474
>"she's like a sister to me, I would never do anything like that with her"
some issues later
>"jk lol"
I know that's technically not Gwen but still...

>>83003980
No, regular black cat is a villain now. It's dumb.

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Wait, I just remember Slott made Black Cat evil again for no reason

>>83003980
Jesus, why are people such fucking dicks in this Universe.

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Once the story kicks in and the status quo is set this gets really good, just keep with it. Trust me, the Chameleon arc is amazing.

>>83003980
>Ult Black Cat.
I wish, I really do wish.
But since Superior Spider-Man and the beat down SpOck gave her she's gone full crime lord.

Why she hasn't gone for Peter directly I will never fucking know.

>>83004018
>>83004042
Between this huge textwall and the shitty art I think these may be some of the worst comic book pages ever.

Miles has several weaknesses going for him as a character.

1) Venom Blast. It's far, far too convenient and doesn't allow for very convincing physical conflicts. The only times Miles has any real trouble is when he temporarily forgets that he has it, but then he uses it as a finisher and it all works out fine. An instant-win button is the worst possible ability you could possibly give to any combat-oriented character, unless he's meant to be a parody of some sort. This leads into
2) He's not as smart as Peter. Peter's greatest strength isn't necessarily his spider powers. It's his intelligence. More often than not his brains are what net him the win rather than his brawn. Venom Blast seems to have been created in order to make up for Miles' inferior intelligence. If Miles were to ever go up against an enemy that his strength and agility can't match up against, he simply needs to touch them and the problem's resolved. Bendis does not understand what "balance" is.
3) Why can he turn invisible?
4) He's yet to truly gather up his own rogues gallery. A hero's enemies are often just as important as the hero himself, and Miles doesn't really have a comparable cast.
5) His very presence seems to nerf other heroes, especially Peter. When Miles is around, for some reason, Peter's Spider Sense seems to inert, or he can't seem to fight as well as he normally can. This is a very cheap and obvious tactic to try and make Miles look more impressive, but when you're being this overt, it's gonna be very hard to appeal him to anyone who actually likes those other characters.

He's basically the Roman Reigns of Marvel right now.

>>83004122
Never mind.
>>83004110
This takes the cake.

>>83003980
>>83004018
>>83004042
Man all really did go to shit after those 6 moths even the art

>>83004075
Blame Magneto.

>>83003798
this is the age that we live in

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>>83004176
>>83004179
>>83004122
Stick with it, Death of Spider-Man is coming.

>>83004225
>(Jeez)
Quality writing.

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>>83004175
Well said

>>83004214
Blame Mark Millar

>>83004262
>Death of spiderman
Im not ready

>>83004278
Peter's a Teenager in this, right? Cause that comment on the lower left panel can be taken out of context very easily.

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>>83004366
Yeah, 15

>>83004175
Remember that this will persist as long as Bendis is writing him.
And that Bendis will never stop writing him.

I said it before and I'll say it many more times. How does one fuck up Spider-Man.

I think Miles could still have a chance to build a solid foundation for himself if someone OTHER than Bendis were allowed to take control of him. Bendis has far too much bias to be able to do anything good with the character. He's too focused on trying to have Miles steal Peter's legacy rather than actually build his own.

>>83004405
>50% of veiwers left a rate
thats utter bullshit

>>83004415
Marvel has had DECADES of practise.

>>83004426
>>83004405
>>83004338
I fucking hate Bendis and his fuckhuge walls of text every other page so much .

>>83004529
>So much for that Spider Sense of yours.
But.
His Spider Sense WOULD have activated on that situation.
What the hell.

>>83004472
Decades I have not experienced to be honest.
Only nineteen and six months into comics.

About to start the 616 clone saga since everybody says it's so bad and I liked the Scarlet Spider run with Kaine in Texas.

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>>83004415
>>83004472
This. Spider-Man has some of the worst comics I've ever read.

>>83004856
How much longer will we have to keep suffering Lafuente?
Ffs.

>>83004834
are you shitting me.

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>>83004882
Until Death of Spider-Man. There are a couple of fill in artists though.

>>83004984
Can't have Bendis without his classic Bendispeak.
Does this retard actually think people talk like this in real life?
What the hell is wrong with him?

>>83004803
it's impressive how he has some of the worst stories yet he's still in the hearts of so many people

>>83005114
You see.
Any reasonable person would've had Peter have his own Harem with MJ, Gwen and eventually Kitty.
But it never happens.
I hate comic books some times.

>>83005139
hells teeth thats awful

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I don't mind the walls of text, I expect to read, but the repeated dialogue kills me

>>83005139
>What are proportions and how do they work?

>>83004834
God I love this era of USM.

>>83004891
>his shirt
I hate when artists do that
it worked in Chowder but I've never liked it elsewhere

>>83005176
I keep saying, with all the "Progressiveness" in modern comics, we should get some polygamy going, and Peter is the BEST character to do that with.

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>>83005179
>>83005221
It's like he drew Hulk's body and then realized he ran out of room for the head

>>83005490
Boy, was she flavor of the month here when this issue came out.

>>83005355
>>83005408
This is not how looking through cracked lenses works, at all.

>>83005176
don't forget Felicia

>>83005542
Slott ruined her.
>>83005552
>That fucking face.
Oh my god this art is the worst.

>>83005572
>Touching evidence with you hands
>When half of your fingers are exposed and could lead to getting fingerprints everywhere
At this point I'm just nitpicking for shit to complain about.

So tell me, did 616 Pete inherit Ultimate Pete's memories or something? After the whole world meld thing, why did Miles become Spider-Man? Because originally, he became Spider-Man because his Peter died and he blamed himself for not helping him.

Or does none of that really matter at all?

>>83005692
None of it matters. Miles is Spider-Man, even with Peter around, because Marvel doesn't want to give up the good press they get by saying "Look guys, Black spider-man!" If they change his name, they lose that and get a shit ton of backlash.

>>83005723
What the fuck is this page.
Why is there so much dialogue.
What is happening.

>>83003612
>>83003691
>>83003990
she was to hot to not

>>83005082
being a spider fan is suffering, being a spider fan and a silent hill fan is even worse

>>83006146
Hilarious

>>83006146
Finally we get rid of Lafuente.

>>83005476
>being binary
TRIGGERED

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>>83006194
Just for two issues.

>>83006246
Fuck.
Also, were Inhumans ever a thing on the 1610 Universe?

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>>83005655
those lifeless faces

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>>83006279
Yeah, in an Ultimate F4 annual.

>>83006370
By any chance, did this artist draw manga at some point?
This art has a Japanese kinda vibe to it.

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>>83006416
IDK, this is the artist from Runaways and Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane

>>83006289
>Picture during storytime
RRRRREEEEEEE

>>83006489
Another instance wher Peter's Spider Sense should've activated before he grabbed his mask.

>>83005679
>nobody makes me bleed my own blood

>>83006554
Blame Detroit.

>>83000988
Cool

Do you have digitals of Death of Spider-Man? Only ones I'm missing and some of the minis. If you do, do you know where you got it?

>>83006590
Wait, hold on, Rick Jones?
As in, A-Bomb Rick Jones?

Continued >>83006638

>>83006648
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>>83006687
Yes
>A-Bomb
but your newbie is showing

>>83003089
So they fucked right? Because you don't just zoom out on a bedroom makeout without some very heavy implications. I only ask because I remember anons saying that Pete died a virgin around Death of Spider-Man.

>>83006074
So is she suppose to be Spiderwomen or Kitty?
God the sameface.

>>83002784
MYSTERIO!!!