Kapowie Edition >NEW EPISODES on 26 May, but French Leaks

>name field instead of Subject

fuck

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First for Meme character.

>>82946789
Deleted and try again anon

Edition of what, OP?
I can't tell what thread I'm in.
Where's the subject?
Hm, would sure be nice if I saw a subject telling me what thread this was.
I'm so lost.

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>>82946789
>(embed)

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Daily reminder she did nothing wrong and deserves so much MORE


I've waited almost 2 years or this, holy shit, seeing Lapis for once is the best thing ever.

>>82946789
>Not Uncle Ruckus Edition

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

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I wish Lapis had pyrite freckles on the show

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>>82946789
first ethic thing

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>>82946867
*for this
fuck me

Steven didn't mention Peridot to Lapis, so seeing her came as a total surprise. After having a PTSD episode just moments ago, he's lucky she didn't attack her on the spot.

My favorite part of the episode might've been how chill yet boneheaded Peridot was

>>82946867
So maybe you can not spam the same picture in every thread now?

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Hooray for Lapis!

god

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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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>>82946789
Leaked image from next episode.

>>82946918
>Cracked
Holy guacamole

>>82946867
>2 years

That long?

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This is the blue gem.

>>82946918
Fake

http://brideake.tumblr.com/

>>82946918
Making it High-Def doesn't make it more believable anon

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Lapis hates Peridot confirmed

Amedot canon confirmed

>>82946890
Do zombies even feel pain

>>82946961
Don't be a dumbass and embarrass my otp amedot

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>>82945113
Without changing tone of voice at all.
>Look at all those trees with the terrifying foot long poisonous spikes.

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>>82946918
more leaks from the same source

100% real, I am who would lie on the internet

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Believe in peridot

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>Le Steven is losing weight maymay

I've got this terrible feeling of dread watching Lapis. Everything Crewniverse has said points to her being evil, or disingenuous at best. I feel conflicted, and the tension is killing me.

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>the leaf
>the symbols
>the barn
need i say more

>>82946789
>Evil giant fucking monster fusion resolved in one episode
>Cluster resolved in one episode
>Lapis basically resolved in one episode
>literally all of these plotlines could have come together into a far grander and exciting narrative that would have been more compelling to the viewer
Why are the writers such hacks on this show?

>>82947021
She's uninteresting right now. I hope we see this negativity bubble up.

>>82947029
>>82947029
> the leaf
Can someone do a side by side of the leaf shit pls

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>>82946961
why do almost all lesbian SU ships involve crying for no reason?
Do lesbians cry when they fuck?
Is this normal?

>>82946890
It's always been OK to kill and maim anything that tries to hurt or oppose you. It's just that people don't like it when it happens to them, for obvious reasons, so there's an unspoken agreement not to do it unless it's absolutely necessary, and that anybody that breaks that agreement is essentially forfeiting their part of it.

>Amedot shippers
mmh

>>82946918
Yeah it's fake, but what happened to cracked gems again? I thought Amethyst cracked hers and was fine?

>>82947016
Nigga look like a sausage here >>82947022

>>82947016
he should be, he moves around enough and we don't see him eating so much any more

>>82947021
I fucking hope she turns out to be a manipulative, selfish bitch. It'll be interesting to see.

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What kind of gems are these /sug/?

>>82947075

>>82947029

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>>82947029
you do realize that whole scene was about making fun of shippers right?

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>>82947079
>and was fine
KEK

>>82946961
Whoa, doc this dose is pretty gay.

>>82947071
Lesbians are very emotional

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>>82945113
>That place looks pretty comfy. And I'll bet the people are really nice.

>>82947098
Rainbow Quartz. They are synthetically coated.

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>>82946880
She would, good night, Lady-of-the-Sea anon.

>>82947071
Its SU

Its Crying For No Reason the show

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There is no Empire without the people! Cast off the chains of the Diamonds!

Rise up! Break your shackles and stand beside Rose Quartz in the war to come!

Find your place in her relentless future, or be cast aside into the dust of history! There is no battle that cannot be won! No journey that does not end! No sacrifice that is too great!

You need not follow, but you must witness! Now go! You brave gems, you who our future rests upon, you who are swift and bright and precious.

Go! Show those who would claim themselves to be your masters that you are free! Thus always unto tyrants!

>>82946890
desu steven is the only one who doesn't want to harm anyone, all the gems are pretty ok killing their enemies

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>>82946789
This is the Kapowie Gem

>>82947087
Steven probably eats much more now that he's in puberty

>>82947131
Thanks anon

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>>82947133
I want more of this

>>82947107
Well, she got better.

>>82947137
Someone post the image listing all the episodes where someone cried (and whether it was real crying or joke crying)

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>>82947133
Good night, I hope you sleep well

Do you people own any gemstones?

>>82947162
I still can't believe this is how she was broken.

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>>82947162

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So this pretty much confirms the theory of the Corruption Nuke right?

>>82947193
I had a Lapis Lazuli embedded in the back of a mirror, but she ran away

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>>82947079
>>82947180
Amethyst didn't get better naturally, she was healed by steven's powers
if he wasn't around she wouldn't be either
also fuck that was the wrong one

>>82947029
IT'S THE COOLER WAR

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>>82947071
pfft that's just blooniverse and their typical sappy stuff
I can find almost no crying pics in my otp folder

>>82946840
I miss her limb enhancers

>>82947193
I got a Jasper, only because it was cheap

>>82947123
Is that why they're very defensive on the internet of fictional characters?

It's good to have waifu back. Please do not bully her, Crystal Gems. Just be patient and understanding.

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Malachite's still under the sea! She'll never get out, hahahaha!

>>82947233
can gems heal naturally?

>>82946961
This, a thousand times.

It was cute how Peridot wanted to be tall so she can reach stuff for Amy.

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I'm more excited for the baseball episode, I like the episodes when all the gems are part of it.
Thank god for france airing it early.

>>82947233
ah Steven didn't heal her, they fixed Rose's fountain which healed her

>>82947107
not cracked, just fucking around with her regeneration
cracked Amethyst was talking backwards, body parts flying around, and generally acting loopy

>>82946986
Sure they are, Sucrose

>>82947233
Great, so if Jasper gets cracked he'll lick some carpet and BOOM, new member out of debt/gratitude.

>>82947193
I have a tainted amethyst, some quartz, a few geodes and some fossils. But this was before SU.

>>82947210
lapis lied gems died

>>82947284
more like CUMmissions

>>82947262
Viva La France

I don't suppose anyone has any Pro France Gem images they could share to celebrate our wonderful French friends giving us the greatest gift since the Statue of Liberty

>>82947089
pipedream

>>82947214
Does Woolie know yet?

>Put thick censor bars on image
>Still get deleted
lame

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>>82947214

Lapis is dumb and pathetic and possibly quite malicious. I think I may come to like her

>>82947331
stupid sexy woolie

>>82947266
>>82947287
Wait, is the fountain still good?

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>>82947210
what did you expect

no one would put a broken gem in a mirror you dummy

>>82947308
>pro france
now lets not get ahead of ourselves

>>82947331
Thank you for this

>>82947214
>>82947331
I wonder if we can get a confirmed name for this gem soon

They haven't really been shy about telling us other names

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>>82947266
>>82947259
>they fixed Rose's fountain
>steven's only healed humans so far
so i guess if the fountain breaks, the crystal gems are up shit creek

we don't know if gems can heal naturally, but it looked like Amethyst's condition deteriorated very fast
it reminded me of cat fingers

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>>82947324
yes

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>>82947265
>BEHOLD!

>>82947353
Ok, I surrender.

>>82947265
what an ancient post.... and i remember it. time goes by so fast....

>>82947223
Yes.

>>82947071
>he doesnt cry when he has sex
Haha what kind of sex are you having anon ;_;

>>82947367
Imagine Jasper like that

Jesus, my Lapis theory got 2,000 notes in 5 hours.

My most famous theory is still the rose's shards thing, and right now it only has 3,000

>>82947223
where was this from?

>>82947233
Steven didn't heal her. Rose stored a fountain full of her tears how did that sociopath cry that much?

>>82947338
wrong on 3 fronts, great job

>>82947367
If gems could heal naturally I think Lapis would have after 5000 years

also Steven can heal gems, he healed Lapis

>the new episode finally confirms that Lapis wasn't just a prisoner to Homeworld after returning

About god damn time.

>>82947367
>only healed humans
Granted, he really doesn't heal anybody anymore, but one of his first heals after Connie was Lapis

>>82947404
>5000 years
>minerals that take millions of years to get centimeters long healing after 5000 years

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>>82947223
>Blue is more prominent than Yellow and White

Damn, I guess after Ruby fucked Sapphire's version of the future where the rebellion was stopped there BD decided to take drastic measures.

>>82947389
During Lapis's flashback, all the Homeworld Gems flee and than there is a huge flash in the sky

>>82947363
Bismuth

>>82946987
>i am who would lie on the internet

oh, well thanks for admitting it, then

>>82947388
keep in mind that ame isn't a fully functional gem

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>tfw we'll never get to see Jasper in an old-timey swim suit on the show

Why even watch anymore?

>>82947417
oh i forgot about that

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>>82947141
A thumping, vibrating, resonating roar, so powerful to shake her eyes in their sockets.
It tugged at the corners of her cheeks, pushing her diaphragm into a high, moaning giggle.
It had already melted her brain, sent it running out through her eyes and nose. Dribbling downstairs where the echoes where loudest.

>>82947429
The lines are not thick enough. You still can see her skin.

>>82947389

My Rose Quartz/Bismuth fusion theory has 2,980 notes.

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I'm so exited for Bismuth. I can't wait for him to make a proper appearance.

>>82946961
the way they're sitting and kissing each other and those fuckin' lips makes me think Sugar's the one who drew this

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>>82947367

>>steven's only healed humans so far

Did you skip Ocean Gem or something?

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>>82947439
>we'll never see Jasper in a sling bikini

>>82947214
>Lapis poofs
>That Quartz in the background fucking explodes

Even in death they're still violent.

>>82947480
it's been over a year senpai

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>"h-hey son, want me to tell you how I married your mother"
>"don't press your fucking luck dad you almost got cucked by a queer-ass paper-thin whinebag bitch"

So, on the one hand, my idea of Lapis was mostly wrong.
Right that she was someone that just got roped into the war by being on Earth at the wrong time, but WAY wrong on the CGs imprisoning her.

But, Homeworld Scorched Earth appears to have actually happened! So I guess this is a good enough turn out.

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What do I have to do to appease you.

>>82946890
Abou how long ago was this first posted?

>>82947223
Why wasn't lapis corrupted then? Why were only five gems, all of the rebels, uncorrupted?

>>82947446
>I forgot
H-how? It's the entire reason why Homeworld was even able to find out the Earth still had gems on it

>>82947467
You can do it anon, I believe in you.

Ŧคﻮﻮ๏t

>>82947514
I don't know, that leg is still pretty lewd...

>>82947518
she was in the mirror

>>82947482
>sling bikini
top taste anon

>>82947518
She was in a mirror. Its possible only gems who had forms were corrupted.
As for why the CGs arent corrupted, Rose was able to shield them. Everyone else got fucked though.

>>82947514
One more time, buster, and we're gonna slap you with a "pls stop"

>>82947534
aaand gone

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>>82947518
Maybe only fully formed gems, not itemized gems?
It's hard to tell at this point if Lapis's version of events is even truthful

>>82947490
i guess that's why they're much bigger and physically stronger than her, gem monsters are huge and they explode too

>>82947514
Nice

>>82947518
I would guess that it only effected gems that were currently formed

So Lapis trapped in a mirror and Amethyst who was still in the ground were spared

As for Pearl, Garnet and Rose, Greg already told us they only survived the war because of Rose's Shield, so that probably kept them safe but couldn't protect the entire CG army

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>>82947482
not canonically at least

>>82947214
>>82947331
Anyone got that image of just Necalli Gem pulling back to punch (where the gem is clearly visible)?
Wanna save some reference for later.

>>82947542

Then why are the Pyramid Gem and Desert Pillow corrupted? The only real difference between Lapis and the other item slaves is that she was broken.

>>82947564
I feel so betrayed

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>>82947577
>not a sling bikini

>>82947579
>item slaves
hot

>>82947104
>peri in teal and pearl in yellow

>>82947210
I expected the way she was broken to be mundane, like she just got knocked around a bit at some point. I didn't expect it to happen right when she got in the mirror though, because I always saw it like as a consequence of an old object lying around for too long like a shitty lamp in your garage, and taking some damage at some unknown point in it's long history. Symbolic of her spirit breaking after a millennia of imprisonment

>>82947579
They were corrupt before being put in there

>>82947579
they could have been corrupted beforehand. At least with the pyramid gem we know she was corrupted before she was buried

>>82947597
she is literally covered in a layer of slime. How the hell do people find her hot

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lapis has no personality

she's dryer than a Pearl's sex life

>>82947579
Anon, the pyramid and the pillow ARE the corrupted gems.
Like, that's their corrupted forms, or at least part of them.
Desert Glass got the short end of the horrible mutation stick, and Pyramid Gem is believed to be White Diamond, who would have just put herself in a protected form despite corruption.

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>>82947579
We really don't know how the corruption bomb worked. They might have during the agonizing transformation of losing their minds, sealed themselves away.

>>82947597
saving it for /trash/

>>82947579
Because those episodes were made before Lapis's episode and the idea want there. Writers can't think of everything.

>>82947579
Was it ever stated that the pyramid gem was corrupted? And maybe the desert gem's corrupted form WAS the pillow. Why you gotta be judging the forms they take anon. If a gem wants to be a pillow, let it be a pillow.

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>>82947461
Those who are not willing to fight and die for the freedom of choice have no place in history

And should those brave souls sputter and burn out in the theater of war, then they will not have died dishonored.

>>82947579
because item slavery is like prison and theyre not corrupted theyre just gigantic assholes

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>>82947635
what if it was some random ass mutation

>KANEDAAA
>TETSUOOO

>>82947648
yes, she was confirmed corrupted

>>82947635
>corrupt garnet
>corrupt gem monsters fusion

panic

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>>82947555

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>>82947223
>win a war
>now have to spend the next millennia hunting down your old friends and Allies

let's be real here there's no way Pearl, Garnet, and Rose didn't have other friends

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>>82947622
Some people like slime

>>82947032
>evil giant monster resolved
malachite would've been fine if there hadn't been the surprise 5 month wait between episodes, it's not like it could've been dragged out more anyway

>cluster resolved
resolved for now. just because it won't tear the Earth open at any moment doesn't mean Yellow Diamond is done with it

>Lapis resolved
you mean over like 5 episodes + she hasn't been 'resolved' yet

>>82947689
Garnet and Rose most definitely

Pearl, probably not

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>>82947689
Now I'm waiting for a Pearl and the Pearls episode when she recounts all the other Pearls that she liberated.
Then they all died, painful, agonizing deaths.
Pearl is one happy camper isn't she.

>>82947688
>posting a Sub-Saharan with his eyes and mouth closed during a blackout during a new moon
What's your point?

>>82947688
I SEE THAT STRAY LEWD PIXEL LURKING!

>>82947032
lapis's disdain for the planet is resolved, but she still has to work out her issues with Peridot, the Crystal Gems, and Jasper

>>82947752
Clean your screen.

Here's my problem with the corruption bomb theory:

Why would homeworld bomb wipe out and then leave it? I mean yeah, gem monsters are more powerful, but then why bomb earth in the first place? Why not just finish the war or leave it?

>>82947688
That should be fine, good work anon.

What a lackluster episode this was.
Very little happened, it felt like something that could have taken half an episode, alongside something else. Weird pacing.
Also, whoever was drawing the faces/hair this episode was all over the place. Just randomly huge hair, especially toward the end. And Lapis face/eyes looked off the whole episode.

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>>82947734

no one bought my lappy eggs so I had to put down my lappy she's dead you all killed her

>>82947656

Matt confirmed that they are corrupted.

>>82947648
>>82947630

If Desert Glass has a pillow as its corrupted form like you say it does, then why didn't they poof it? They have poofed every single gem they have bubbled in the show besides Steven, HB and EB, but this is an acceptable exception as all three were friendly and poofing them first would be a dick move. Checkmate, atheists.

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>>82947776
that picture made me sad

>>82947786
worst boarder got shit ep

>>82947776
lapis tries to hide her lappy eggs

>>82947795
stop crying you can always just buy another

>>82947800
>Matt confirmed that they are corrupted.
Only desert glass, not the pyramid.

>>82947795
did you use every part?

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>>82947776
Amethyst and Peridot cuddling while watching tv together

>>82947776
DOBSON

>>82947786
dude, we saw bismuth, we learned how lapis was trapped, we got a major hint at what her purpose was, we may have seen all gems on earth get corrupted, and somehow they found the time to insult New Jersey

>>82947648
>maybe the desert gem's corrupted form WAS the pillow
wasn't the pillow bubbled with it? there's 2 ways they can go with it
>desert gem was able to make those structures poofed, so it may rival lapis in power
>it's actual form is the pillow, so if it ever decided not to be a pillow anymore, it can escape

>>82947815

More like worst boarders made a shit episode. When it Rains could have been great too, but they even managed to fuck that up. Katie and Lamar are trash. The ASIAN at least knew how to be funny.

>>82947367

>steven's only healed humans so far

Lapis Lazuli confirmed for innocent Human victim in viscious Gem war.

Finished my five hour drive that overlapped with the episode airing and now I'm in a cottage with my mother, sister, and sister's boyfriend. I don't know when I will have 11 minutes to watch it this small place without them coming over and asking what I'm watching.

I guess ideally I wouldn't care, and here I am still not wanting to have to answer the question "what are you watching".

>>82947032
>evil giant monster resolved
Evil's a bit of a stretch, and we'll probably get to see the aftereffects on Jasper soon enough

>Cluster resolved
YD is coming for the cluster herself now, It's a nuke with the timer extended

>Lapis resolved
dunno, she was pretty pissy in the leaks.

>>82947786
It was definitely a transitional episode into Barn Mates. Still a huge highlight to why 11 min format doesn't quite work for this show.

So, why did they make Lapis so overpowered? I'm happy to have her back, but from now on won't they need to think of contrived ways to keep her from basically being One Punch Gem?

Like keeping her away from water...in a city next to a beach.ಠ_ಠ

>>82947783
Because winning the war was proving either impossible or too costly

so instead they just decide to destroy the Crystal Gems even though they know its gonna make the Earth unusable for thousands of years

>>82947863
#bringbackTheAsian
We're going to China, boys

>>82947089
But anon, she already is.

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>>82947689
>>82947714
i laughed, but that's just mean.
i picture pearl standing by herself with all the other pearls whispering about her behind her back.

>>82947868
"Anime"

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>>82947858
I wanted bismuth to be a different race of aliens, like metal men instead of gem women.

>>82947873

>Evil's a bit of a stretch

She was roleplaying as a stereotypical chaotic evil god. How is that not evil?

>>82947879
It's never really been a problem until Jasper. With most gem monsters, there's One Punch Garnet every time. Fighting and power levels aren't really important.

>>82947901
well Lamar worked with hellen
meanwhile Katie's the better of the two

>>82947863
you are a moron helen

If Bismuth was such a lunatic why didn't Rose just kill her

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BAKA

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>>82947649
They came from the sky, riding on pillars of light. So we drenched ourselves in the woods where they couldn't jump from the stars, soaking up the wet thicket, the buzzing plains.

>>82947839
>>82947824
>>82947814
What it was? Desu isn't working today.

>>82947193
Several - 1 sapphire, 1 opal, 1 jade, 1 lapis lazuli, 1 jasper, 1 citrine, a few amethysts, several garnets, a string of pearls, and many rose, smokey, and clear quartz clusters and geodes

my collection was my passion for an absurdly long period of time, still kinda is I guess

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Pearl was broken the most and healed the most by Rose and Pearl is the most obsessed with Rose. Rose was a source of healing for all the Crystal Gems. Steven healed Connie and Lapis and they both became willing to die for him. So it's all but canon that Rose Quarts fluids are mind altering and perhaps addictive, turning anyone they come in contact with into willing slaves.

>>82947916
I mean I kinda assume she was the only Pearl with the Crystal Gems

also I think she was still working on the being an individual thing back then, so she mostly just clung to Rose

>>82946970
What color is her tongue? Peridot's used to be normal now it's greyish blue.

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sweet sweet waifu

>>82947029
It's a red herring.

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>Steven couldn't find Lion at the beginning of the episode cause she was hiding from Lapis

>>82947985
Literally why?

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LAPIS
IS
FUCKIN
CUTE

>>82947877
While I think the 11 min format doesn't do the show justice I don't think Cartoon network in today's age would even consider a full 22 min episodic show without sacrificing something in turn.

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>>82947985
but look,

>>82947933
>I wanted bismuth to be a different race of aliens, like metal men instead of gem women.
Bismuth could still be that...nothing's been confirmed OR debunked.

>>82947635
I really like this as opposed to young Steven having to face off against the corrupt gems

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>tfw you realize the entire time pearl is dancing and sharpening knives and shit that it's probably just a projection
>tfw you realize she's most likely writing stories about her fucking the shit out of rose

>>82947953
eternal imprisonment/living hell is somehow more humane that murder

>>82947985
and she won't be in an episode again for a few months

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>>82947976

>Peridot's used to be normal now it's greyish blue.

It has been grayish-blue since her first appearance, you dunce.

>>82947934
You're right, watermelon island completely escaped my mind

>>82948015
man lion fucks off all the time

>>82947029
>Sugar: "Oh, add yellow and blue diamond symbols. Also put in the shapes of Lapis's and Peridot's gems, just to fuck with those fags on the internet."

>Lars and the Cool Kids (Lamar and Matt) was the only Lars and/or Sadie episode not done by Raven and Paul
>Rising Tides/Crashing Skies (Lamar and Hellen) is the only Fryman episode not done by Raven and Paul
>When it Rains (Lamar and Katie) is the only Cluster gem mutants episode not done by Raven and Paul

>>82947606

>I didn't expect it to happen right when she got in the mirror though

It really didn't.

It's evident that the events she is speaking about take place in a long span of time.

>>82947974

I would honestly enjoy that twist.

>>82947964
Im also curious

what if peridot was your daughter and she brought a snake in the house from outside to show it to you

>>82947941
I agree that the show isn't only about fighting, and I do enjoy that. But from now on it just seems like whenever a major threat is on the horizon we can just bitch slap it into submission with water.

Fuck! I just realized that if corruption is a result of the bomb and not mental illness, that means there is no fucking way steven can cure them from inside their minds!

>>82948015
Lion isn't bismuth anon. Bismuth is bubbled, the entire point of bubbles it to prevent a gem from reforming

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>>82948020
People love Lapis
People love Jasper
Nobody loves Malachite
I am confused.

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>Best gem
>Best human
>Worst gem
>Worst human

Peridot
Greg
Amethyst
Connie

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>>82947776
Priyanka freaking out because she doesn't know how to fix Armstrong, leading to her collapsing on his hospital bed and sobbing because she can't do anything. Then Armstrong gives her hand a gentle squeeze.

>>82947861
Or. Fucking or. Like Lapis was attatched to the mirror and couldn't form, Desert Glass is stuck to that pillow so she can't form until removed by an outside force.

>>82947933
yeah, he def looks more masculine, and he wasn't using a gem weapon. maybe he's some kind of created thing

What is the thread's opinion on Onion Trade and Beach Party?

>>82948082
depends on whether it's poisonous or not

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>>82948015
>Lion is trying to find Jasper
>Lion is trying to find the Steak
>Lion is trying to find another box
>He's just Lion Around

>>82947934
I'll give chaotic and possibly mentally unhinged to Lapis, but I think "evil" was more on Jasper's part than her's.

>>82948095
so exactly what I said?
>desert gem was able to make those structures poofed, so it may rival lapis in power

>>82948090
Peridot
Sour Cream
Garnet
Connie

>>82948084
Actually, when was the last time we've had to fight anything?
This was a stupid point to make. Retracted.

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HEY /SUG/

WOULD YOU RIDE ON LAPIS' BACK IF SHE OFFERED TO FLY YOU AROUND?

>>82948015
Lion's pretty much a huge ass cat that can teleport. Cats go wherever their whimsy takes them. Do the math.

>>82948117
>Whoops I dropped it and it fell out of existence
Do you think Steven did that because he felt bad about lying?
Either way it was adorable

>>82948090
the one you hate
the other one you hate
your favorite one
the one you like a lot

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>>82947525
not saying "damnethyst" instead of "damn amethyst"

you disgust

but
(write story of pearl raping the shit out of steven)

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>>82948036

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>>82947071

>>82948105
Brazilians are phobic of learning.

>>82948090

Steven
Steven
The Original Steven because he literally genocided hundreds of Stevens just because he was unhappy that they wouldn't let him be in the band. He was by far the most pointlessly evil character in the show
The Original Steven

>>82948084
just look at the recent situation with Malachite and the Cluster. Even if both could be bitchslapped with water, one was literally hundreds of miles away from the other and both had to be stopped at the same time.

>>82948105
>Onion Trade
One of the worst episodes in the series. the only episode I consider to be as bad is Sadie's Song
>Beach Party
Not terrible but not fantastic either. Very typical Season 1a SoL episode

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>>82948139
yes

>>82948120
I want them talk about malachite

So many questions but we are speeding past it all

>>82948145
some poor shmuck just lost his bed tonight

>>82948139
Depends on what you mean by ride.

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>>82948139
Would I ride that backside?
Hold tight, she bucks.

>>82948112
It's a black mamba.

>>82948139
Heeeell no.

We'd get 40 ft up before she'd drop my fat ass.

>>82948096
That one leaker anon (might be bullshit but who knows) said that Bismuth is a proto-Steven created by Rose.
Perhaps something went wrong with Bismuth and he became unstable and violent, so Rose bubbled him away.

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I got some yummy steak here for you! Whoops, I dropped it and it fell out of existence!

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>>82948016
why not?
>>82948025
that's hot
>>82948036
i don't don't mind it, she'll be back eventually

>>82948166
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
did you quote the wrong post?

>>82948139
Define "Ride".
Because I'm seriously afraid of heights.

>>82948183
>"Well. I guess it's his now."

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>>82948139
Well I'm a lard lad, so . . .Broken Lapis 2: Electric Boogaloo?

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>>82948166

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>>82948139

>>82948166
best opinion ever

>>82948235
Every time I see some variant of this picture I always have the same thought pop into my head.
Would Lapis be into bondage and domination?

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>>82947961
Time and again, we had the chance to flee. To start over in places where we were nothing but the memory of ghosts.

But at every turn, we chose to wrest our existence from those who would see us ground to nothing, cast to the winds like sand in the desert.

We did not kneel.

Rather than die and be free of pain, we chose to live, and fight our sorrow.

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>>82948139
She's wet, slippery, can fly at FTL speeds like a fucking Byakhee, and I'm afraid of heights...

Fuck it. I'd do it anyways
At least she wouldn't have a problem carrying me, I'm sure I weigh less than Steven

>>82948217
I linked to the right post.

WHERE IS THE DOWNLOAD LINK!?!?!?


...please

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>>82948268
OH SHET

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>>82948215
Connie is there for one purpose.

For the six-foot brown trap sex goddess.

>Lapis survived the gem ship crashing down
>But one hit to her back and she's poofed

Shiet Lapis just wear something over your back or something, that's like your major Achilles heel right there

>>82948296
what does brazil have to do with either of those episodes?

>>82946961
I've got a dumb little headcanon from today's episode...
>Peridot was seemingly distracted by the extra cute Amethyst at the start of the episode, making her fumble on her words - just follow her eye contact
>What if one of the undisclosed reasons for Peridot staying at the barn is so that she won't get distracted like that so she can easily focus on her work, but still be within a warp's reach of the temple?

>>82948268
Probably, she did bind Jasper with chains and shit.

>>82948346
Agreed.

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>>82948166
nigga u wot

>>82948321
Gems love showing off the gems

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>>82948300
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Usually works for me, it has everything so far. Don't know about Sat/Sun though

>>82947879
I think because Homeworld either never had, or destroyed its biosphere. So the power to control water is less awesome on a planet without very much of it. On earth Lapis is stronk because 70% of planet is water. Like superman and yellow sunlight kind of thing

>>82948104
>defiantly
It's definitely

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>>82948341
okay i knew amedot shippers were desperate but jesus christ...

Can't wait to see Connie and Lapis meet. Steven is in for some shit.

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>>82948341
Let's not read too much into every scene

They will be cute together in their own way and in their own time

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>>82948269
Why do we have to fight our sorrow? I like the sadness I always feel.

>>82948333
The Portuguese/Brazilian translation has Nanafua explaining that superheated sand becomes ice, not glass, because it looks like ice and the translators would too afraid that mouth breathing Brazilian children would turn the show off as soon as they realized they were learning something.

>>82947628
Pearls are gem escorts though.

>>82948373
I would love to see more of the gems especially Garnet with baby Steven.

>>82946789
Who did the storyboards for this ep?
The characters looked off in some scenes.

>>82948300
It's in the op you chode smoker.

PERIDOT SMELLS LIKE SMEGMA

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>>82948393

Do you think Steven will ever say he loves Lapis?

>>82948321
Explosions and blunt attacks, even explosions seem to hurt, but never poof
Piercing shots, weapons or hits seem to do the trick
Even though amethyst fell on her gem, it was still pretty blunt hit

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>>82948397
You are free to follow your own design. I am simply following mine.

>>82948416
Lamar

he sucks

Taking NEET Peridot requests.

>>82948424
no she doesn't... don't be mean...

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>>82948392
I am interested to see Lapis interact with other gems

Amethyst feels like the most natural to start since she didn't even fight in the war

Pearl also makes sense, since she found Lapis and seems to have the most in common with her, they both kinda share this nostalgia for the way things used to be before the war

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>>82946918
That's enough out of you anon

>>82948392

She still hasn't even seen Peridot. They are probably going to turn it into a running joke where Connie never ever sees any of the redeemed gems.

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>>82948313
stevonnie is good, but connie is hot by herself

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>>82948269
She knew. She always knew.
But now she isn't alive to know.

>>82948442
Fair point

>>82948441
it'll be a "we love you"
like family
and then garnet will say "no we don't"

>>82948463
STINKY PINKY PERIDOT IDIOT

>>82947515
I wish to know this also.

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>>82948457
peridot with one leg propped up on desk looking bored as fuck with a greasy shirt eating cheetos and looking at a computer screen

>that leaf shit from last thread
>that camp pining hearts debut
time to study peridot's rant again
i think it's a fusion thing

http://youtu.be/7-p7JDjUz6E

>>82948473
What about her do you find hot?

>>82948457
I'll be called a newfag for this but what does NEET mean?

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>>82948473

>>82948471
SHE FUCKING MET PERIDOT AT STEVEN'S BIRTHDAY

>>82948457
Peridot holding a stained/kiss markings camp pining character body pillow, in sweaty boxers and tang top watching the season finals of camp pining hearts

>>82948441
It's bothering me that Garnet is still the only gem to say she loves him

Yes she did "We love you" but that's not the same, and SHE was the one who had to say it since the others hadn't