Homestuck powers salt!

I hope no one posts weird crossdressing stuff

>>82927505
The Kickstarter.

>Jade wears rose-colored glasses
>Rose is jaded

DEEPEST

I've always held that the dream bubbles were the beginning of the end. Homestuck was already starting to show some bloat with alternate timeline selves and whatnot, but the dream bubbles magnified the problem hugely. Not only do those alternate selves pile up, but they can't even get pruned off by dying.

Plus the whole thing about making death not have an impact, of course.

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>>82927649
Wow, what a weird thing to say

>>82927664
it's rose is jaded, jade is rosey, assmar

>>82927678
Terezi Remem8er brougth that impact up along with feels and salt of months of wait until the enxt update

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>2011 fandom will NEVER come back

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Why did he punch her again?

>>82927691
does dave have a feminine penis?

>"Everyone loves these trolls."
>"I'm going to spend a weekend completly rewriting the story to dramatically expand the number of trolls and their role."
>"I will also stop writing the kids as close friends who relate to each other and drop their development so we can have more trolls."
>"I will not take real life into account with my plans or adjust the pacing for such a dramatic expansion and change of the story."
>"I will not change any of my plans to account for the two year hiatuses I end up taking."
>"I'll shitpost about how anyone who doesn't like it is a Risky Investor and otherwise a plebeian because I think inverting narrative structure is more interesting than telling a fucking story."

tldr; He got creative ADD, took the wrong advice from the wrong people, and straight up got greedy with the timing of his projects. He learned all the WRONG lessons from Problem Sleuth.

>>82927739
>Homestuck will never be good again

>>82927764
>feminine penis?
Explain.

>>82927758
Its sad nobody comes with more freedom but all good memes die one day i guess.

Make Homestuck great again!

>>82927764
Sure, he has the girliest dick ever

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>>82927849

>>82927764
Yes, but Jade loves him all the same

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I'd just like to remind everybody about Leadership having nothing to do with Blood.

>>82927918
Blood is about fighting leprechauns.

>>82927918
Blood is about making people like you, even if you're a piece of shit and make endless terrible decisions.

>>82927874
Why? a feminine penis can't produce strong sons.

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Rereading A6 and its sad how the comic would be the same if calliope have not existed.
>no style
>no grace
>only relevant as plot device
>caliborn would be the same if cherubs didnt have a shared body
>only appeal was the possibility of being lord english (she wasn't)
>one less plothole if alt!calliope didnt exist
>does nothing after being revived
JUST

>>82928045
~the most passive class~

>>82927986
After seeing what a shitshow Jake is she wants daughters

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Any gimbark davejade smutfics u ppl reccommennd?

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>>82928045

>>82927783
but none of the trolls really did anything after act 5 apart from VRISKA and terezi. there wasnt much focus on them at all

>>82928247
I've seen barely any. I saw one where the Condesce forces grimbark Jade to force Dave to get her pregnant but it was terribly written and highly out of character for multiple parties involved

>>82928248
BLUE BOARD

>>82928248
reported for porn

>>82928247
>smutfics
I just want normal romance fics

>>82928414
$helby is that you??

>>82928509
>not wanting Dave dealing with his evil gf

>>82928536
>Dave dealing with his evil gf
But Karkat never went evil

>>82927812
It's sad how we have resorted to pretending Homestuck was never good, just to the pain slightly easier to bear.
Or pretending that Act 7 was perfectly OK for the same reason.
The truth - that Homestuck was good and went downhill to crash down spectacularly - is a hard cross to bear.

>>82928568
We can thank the kiwi for that.

why the hell hussie not only didn't pair either karkat or dave with terezi, but actually went as far as to have them bang each other will forever be a mystery

>>82927849

How would we make Homestuck great again?

I saw it's done by returning to our roots. 4 kids and just 4 kids.

>>82928576
homestuck not being good has been a meme ever since we've had threads about homestuck
it's just self-deprecating fans, nothing remarkable there

>>82928536
Jade isn't evil, she's just lonely and pitch black

Requesting Vriska eating a kiwi sandwich

>>82928758
>nobody thought to stop grimbark jade by just petting her

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>Completely shat on his story, going so far as to teasing good things that he made sure would never happen
>Still knows fans will throw money at him forever; so long as other people produce Homestuck content for him
Have we been enabling an psychopath this entire time?

>>82927652
pretty much this desu, it was posted in a previous thread that hussie said pre-pauses that if he ever took a break hed lose the flow of things, and as ipgd said, the gigapause was largely due to the odd gentleman cunts, even if that fiasco didnt occur hussie would still have divulged more into tying the comic into the game, losing traction imo.
isnt there some saying that you shouldnt do the things you parody or something along those lines? pretty much that with huss and vidyagames

>>82927986
but its usually accompanied by a feminine butthole

>>82928987
No, just a socially awkward guy

Homestuck is ____________.

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>>82929103
Pretty fun

VRISKA
IS
CANCER

>>82929127
[Muffled rusecruise in the distance]

WHAT HOPE POWERS DO?

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>>82929127
Gosh I love these 2.
>>82929162
Can we not

>>82929103
somehow still one of the best things on the internet despite everything

>>82929103
over

;__;

>>82929137
VRIS

IS

PISS

>>82929184
how are you feeling about the reset now that you've had time to get to know the new kids a lil

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>>82929127
>>82929184

Cotton Candy is still a good ship even if its been supplanted by better ones

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>>82929184
I can't believe lalonde just murdered jane
>>82929294
They're alright and charming in their own way, still wish I was with the originals though

>>82929357
how old are you live-chan

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>>82929357
>TT: Though in light of the recent assassinations, her slumbering attraction to the void probably works to her advantage. No one ever knows where she is.
Okay so lalonde is void to roses light, neat.
Jane is Life to John's Breath, Jake is a page of hope to Witch of space and that leaves Time to whatever Di-Stri is.
>>82929416
24

>>82928967
She'd bite your hand off

>>82929451
Dad is fucking Dead again

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>>82929493
F

>>82929451
>DiStri
I forgot that was a thing. Did any one else hate that? Who the fuck would call someone DiStri?

>>82929493
imagine if they just had to keep scratching every 4000 pages until they found a reality where dad survived

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>>82929508
>roxy
>two syllables
But that's fucking wrong

>>82929519
rolal was cute

>>82929468
not if it was dave

>>82929508
Have faith, mangrit is a universal constant with Dads in the Homestuck world.

>>82929554
It's actually pronounced Roy, the X is silent

>>82929554
I remember all the theorizing behind her's and Strider's name. What were you thinking RoLal's name was gonna be?

>>82929554
oh come on you're definitely rusing now

>>82929554
you say it like 'roy' btw

>>82929609
I think I was shooting for Dirk to be Dick. Roxy didn't have a lot of options though so I think a lot of us just accepted that it would be Roxy before it happened.

>>82929554
You're making up rules that never existed

>>82929609
roxy
I don't even know if there's any other female names that start with "Ro"

>>82929554

Oh god, I remember people complaining about this. And Hussie coming back a day or so later with, "I never said only one syllable. Four letters, yeah, but not one syllable. Just most four letter names are one syllable, so the others all were.

>>82929103

gaaaaaaaaaay

>>82929653
Rose.

>>82929646
i found out the other day that people were predicting 'dixx' to mirror the chromosome thing at the end of roxy. but fucking dixx strider. god damn

>>82929554
Not american, how you even spell rose in a single syllable?

>>82929701
dixx strider would have been great
it's a shame that dirk had to be such a wet blanket about everything, including his name

>>82929609
Dirk's the only one that got a decent amount of speculation (I was rooting for Dane). rMom's potential name list was like

Rene, Rita, Ruth, Roxy, Ruby

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>>82927505
good morning

i wish they explored aradia's powers as the maid of time more

she has the ability to stop people in time and thats all we ever saw her do

i understand that she is a maid and that maids are apparently caretakers of their aspect but she plays the role a little too hard

jane wasnt obsessed with the nuances of life and making sure everybody who needed to be alive was alive
taking care of the living and the dead
honestly at times it felt like aradia was a much better maid of life than she was

is it possible that aradia simply is best girl and that she was just too cute and sexy for this story to handle

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>>82929599
>>82929619
No thats stupid
>>82929609
I never thought about it, maybe Roch like hooch.
There is no way the new strider isn't he isn't Dick Strider though.
>>82929649
>>82929674
>>82929611
>John
>Jade
>Jane
>Jake
>Dave
>Rose
>not 1 syllables
Hella dumb

>>82929554
I KNEW IT WAS SINCERE DAMMIT

>>82929710
Rose

>>82929710
Roz with a long o sound.

>>82929733
there was also Rosa but that's Rose-derivative so meh

>>82929710
rohz

the z isn't very long
you don't go rohZUH
you go rOHz

>>82929653
Rosa
Rory

>>82929137
She's Scorpio you retard

>>82929744
They were one syllable, but that was never a rule. They only rule is the number of letters. Hence why we also have a Joey.

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>>82929744
>dirk
Weak

>>82929737
>LORD FUCKING ENGLISH NOT IMMUNE TO TIME ATTACKS AND STATUS EFFECTS

H A C K

>>82929737
>701x480
why such a bizarre resolution for this webm

>>82929737
lord english just punching ghosts was fucking stupid. he's supposed to be an unstoppable force of lasers and time not a fucking wrestler

I wonder how much of Joey's game is finished by now.

You remember Joey's Game. don't you?

>>82929806
To paraphrase the newspost Hussie gave after the name reveals

>calling rBro Dick Strider would be like a pornstar calling themselves Penis Hardcock

Why are you even surprised anyway? You've been in these threads, no one gaf about spoilers

>>82929744
i think my absolute favourite thing about the early parts of act 6 was recontextualising rose and dave's relationships with their guardians now that we can see their personailties first hand. the thing where we learn about important characters only through alternate selves was a fucking bizarre gambit but i liked it a lot.

>>82929848
Lord English taking out ghost god-tiers in one punch but somehow pounding Tavros into the ground but he keeps fighting was also stupid

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Are you guys excited for absolutely nothing on both 6/12, 10/25 AND 11/11 this year?

>>82929808
aradia can hold people in place for a very long amount of time and he did break free after like what
five seconds
>>82929848
im dissapointed that he didnt show more time powers either but i think acting like a big dumb wrestler was pretty cool

someone mentioned that showing him using a time ability to freeze most of the army would have been a good idea

since it explains why they are mostly useless and it shows that hes a goddamn time monster

>>82929909
>that knight of mind latula getting bapped with like 2 seconds of windup
for shame

>>82929909
i just accepted it as part of the SUDDENLY EVERYTHING IS A BEATEMUP fun. collide was much-needed levity

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>>82929803
Who the fuck is joey??
>>82929806
So does the appearafier work like Jades frog thing meaning you can force paradoxify things?
>>82929890
I'm nebulously aware of the thread around my post, I just think Dave's brother owning a porn empire while having Dick Strider listed as CEO is funny

>>82929936
nothings coming any time soon and if you stake your hopes that it is youre making a mistake

>>82929984
not a spoiler since joey is a character of hussies newest disaster, hiveswap

spinoff video game

>>82929984
>Who the fuck is joey??
Main character of the video game that isn't actually happening
Thanks for the two million, nerds

>>82929984
>Who the fuck is joey??
The daughter of Grandpa and Ms. Claire, and John and Jade's half-sister

>>82929938
That's beside the point. LE is hyped up as a master of time. Aradia shouldn't be able to stop the clock on him like he's a run of the mill sburb construct

>>82929984
>Who the fuck is joey??
CUTE

>>82929984
>joey
There is a videogame related to homestuck named Hiveswap "in the making"
Don't worry its not really connected to the plot and has no effect on the comic

Would you read Homestuck again if you could forget about it?

>>82929984
>Who the fuck is joey??
She's from the homestuck video game that's being made.

>>82930032
no

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>>82929984
Man Roxy is adorable
>>82930029
>>82930028
>>82930028
>>82930015
>>82930012
>>82930011
So like its a game of sburb where you play as 4 tangentially related kids in a regular session? That'd be cool as fuck

>Hiveswap ends with Joey playing Sburb

What would you do, /hst/?

>>82930012
Oh, it's happening

in a few years...

maybe...

after another kickstarter...

>>82930018
maybe aradia is just that strong

plus she used a whip

a whip!

>>82930032
yeah. andrew hussie is the absolute funniest person i know and homestuck taught me a lot about improv and the rewards of hard work

>>82929938
does seem a little silly that a master class can get locked by a relatively weak active class of the same aspect.

if he wasn't a massive equigamiborn AR skull dude, and just a master of time he would probably have been dead pretty quickly with that stun.

>>82929984
Joey is the homestuck video game protagonist, and the daughter of B1 Jake

>>82930062
IF ONLY. If only...

>>82930062
no
adventure game with shit graphics divided to many parts

>>82930062
Roxy and one other character are the only two saving graces to Act 6, just a heads up.

>>82930073
>me a lot about improv

Please elaborate.

>>82930062
It's not Sburb, Joey gets sent to Alternia and has to find her way home, and a Troll gets sent to Earth in her place.

>>82930062
>So like its a game of sburb where you play as 4 tangentially related kids in a regular session?
Not really, no.

>>82930062
Oh, poor, sweet, innocent Liveblogger...

>>82930062
It's about Joey getting stuck in Alternia

hence the name Joey Gets Stuck on Alternia

>>82930103
Hey it's like that other game. Broken Age.

I hope Hiveswap will be at least better than that.

>>82930062
Oh hell no. Actually that was one of the first ideas thrown out.

Instead, it's a story about Joey (who is ambiguously related to Grandpa Harley along with her younger brother) running around Alternia at some point after the ancestors but before Hivebent.

>>82930103
See, unlike John, she's not stuck in her home, but instead swaps hers with a troll's hive

It's like poetry

>>82930078
being the master of time doesnt mean hes immune to everything, it just means that no matter what anyone does to him its leading to his inevitable victory. except that the juju bypassed that

>>82930124
But the troll is earthbound then.

>>82930133
Let's just hope it's as good as King's Quest

>>82930133
I mean both are run by overambitious eccentrics who view themselves way too highly.

>>82930169
Hussie is a filthy shithack for ever thinking he could co-opt something like the Mother series and make it any good

>>82930062

How's Roxy: Sleepwalk treating you, Liveblogger?

>>82930169
The 2nd part is called A Troll is Earthstuck

>>82930101
just keep making shit and learn as you go, mistakes are inevitable even extremely huge ones.

>>82930208
*Homeswitched

>>82930032
No.
Homestuck is only meant to be read in 2011.

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>>82930169
>the troll is earthbound
>Earthbound

HUSSIEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT THE FUCK DOES A KNIGHT OF BLOOD DO?

>>82930251
SHIT
IN
THEW
cuK

>>82930251
His true purpose is to pacify the session's Jack Noir through a bond of blood.

>>82930181
I can't wait for Joey to find the convenient solution to get past a door lying around!

Or character X just so happening to have the item she needs to distract that booth troll to get an item to get a ticket from the booth troll which she then exchanges for a tool to stowaway on said train because the train has DNA detectors or something.

I sure love point & click adventure games!

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>>82930205
>>82930062
Its cute
>>82930103
>>82930106
>>82930142
Thats stupid, whats the fucking point then? Troll history? Why does that shit matter, I wanna play sburb dammit

My friend showed me a shipping chart website forever ago, you could draw lines for quadrants, anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>82930251
Watch Jade's kids

>>82930251
The funny thing is that if Knights were the Fire Emblem-style crutch character who starts off awesome and devolves into nothing, Dave and Karkat's descent into bullshit would actually be good writing.

But he gave that to Prince so I have no fucking clue.

>>82930262
Handmaid had the hardest life

>>82930251
his friends fight for him

Man. People were talking about Homestuck dreams last night, but I never had one I could recall, so of course I had one last night. It was some surreal walkaround where Alt-Calliope talked to you, the reader directly, and you wandered with her to observe conversations between characters.The whole experience felt sad, incomplete, and detached.

>>82930299
Bad life ranking
1. Handmaid
2. Psionic
3. GCATavrosprite
4. Jade
5. Karkat

>>82930251
People unconditionally like and a drawn to him.

>>82930337
wouldn't that be a rogue of breath

>>82930281
With the resources they have, I'd imagine that making a Sburb game is nearly impossible. Unless you'd want a shitty Sburb game that hardly works.

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>>82930299
at least she was hot

>>82930281
liveblogger it's ok to admit you want to ship Rose with Roxy it's only natural

>>82930363
>characters with the hardest lives are the hottest in homestuck

>>82930360
Dude, it'd be dirt easy. All you have to do is make it a Session Manager style game. You don't actually play Sburb, you just generate a session played out like resource management with tons of random events while trying to get 4 whatevers to Skaia without everything going horribly wrong.

>>82930281
sburb is literally impossible, alchemising shit is the no 1 fun thing but theres no way it could be implemented. the rest of the game is an absurdly long repetitive multiplayer game where you mostly play alone. the only fun thing is breaking it, but again, how do you implement all the possible options there are to do that

>>82930407
Gods Will Be Watching: SBURB edition?

>>82930360
One of the few times a lazy roguelite cash-in would be good game design.

>>82930070
But... why? Did meeting the 50 billion dead nepetas give her enough XP to ascend to the top of her god tier ladder and inherit the title of Ace Dick?

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Found a picture that sums up Vriska

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>>82930421
Sort of. I figure you issue general orders and commands, almost like a weird exile-style deal, to influence events, allocate resources that are gained, and make sure people get sent to the right places at the right time, while dealing with random events. Keep it zoomed out to the Medium-level view so all you see is the Lands, maybe with zoomed in screens for stuff like the Queens being talked to.

You could easily package in more assets or variant sessions, like a dead session or extreme difficulties like a Bec Noir event, as DLC shit.

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>>82930199
>Hussie: Yeah I remember when I played Earthstuck as a kid or whatever. Four kids save the world right?? Yaawn I can do that.
>Toby: Damn, the Mother games were such a powerful and moving experience that greatly influenced me creatively. I hope whatever I make will leave as much an impact as they did for me.

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>>82930496
>vriska_x_fem_reader

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>>82930281
>TG: LE SIGN IS UNIVERSALLY UNDERSTOOT TO MEAN TOO BAD HES GAY YOU DELIBERABLY OBTUSE DUNDERFUCK
kek
>>82930360
I dunno man, the walkarounds with john were enough of a proof of concept for me to buy into the idea, you've got 4 set in stone kids and all the shit in their house, you already got their hero roles and lands and shit, you just need the alchemy and to make some cool shit to explore and boom, you've got your vidya
>>82930419
Like you play as each kid in turn after they're in the session, you've got your character select to play out each persons section before the next chapter so everyone is gated to the same levels for a nice curve, seems simple enough on paper my dude

>>82930496
but anon she did actually take responsibility for all creation in the end

>>82930513
>Vriska hurting and tormenting girls

MY DARKEST FETISH

An Sburb game should be starring Jack Noir, and the player's mission is to hunt the kid players and kill them. You could pick any number of kid/trolls for your session and either kill them quick or allow them to progress so you can get cool powerups, or even help them win the game.

>>82930545
You mean Ninjack Noir

>>82930519
ur wrong sburb game would be shit end of fkin story

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karkat aborts the wrong precious baby

>>82930576
W-what's she going to do, anon?

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>>82930616
tickle him until the BDSM MASTER arrives

i wish we'd kept tavrisprite

how fucking deliciously awful would that have been

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One more Dave to go. Terezi and Ms Paint after that

>>82930600
Yesss, good work

>>82930600
>[S] Vriska: enter

>>82930646
>implying a man with that much MAN GRIT won't fuck Roxy instead

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>>82930333
>No Dolorosa who was sold as a slave, after her son was executed, raped and then murdered by a petty beta

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>>82930719
>mfw

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>>82930719
>guys wearing girls panties
why is this a thing

why does it make my dick go dokidoki

>>82930719
Is that a girlboy or a manguy

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bro did nothing wrong

>>82929554
>only human character whose name breaks autistic rules
>only good human character

>>82930719
What are terezi and Ms Paints versions?

>>82930825
its a dudehoney

>>82930825
>>82930860
Its a galhoncho

>>82930600
>Aranea and Vriska will never spitroast the kuck

why fucking live

>>82930860
>>82930877
a ladlady

>>82930860
>>82930877
>>82930895
I believe the corrent term is a femmehombre

>>82930667
you know.

i've been around long enough to see my fair share of the freaky shit homestuck fans create but this somehow catches me off guard.

I mean like porn serves an obvious purpose but i just can't fathom why someone wanted to see this image so badly that they sat down and created it.

>>82930439
I'm planning to make exactly that one of these days
>Pick title and sprite, maybe a land
>Game begins as you enter your Denizen's lair
>Door closes behind you, suddenly can't communicate with teammates
>Descend to the bottom of the dungeon, make the Choice, fight
>Fight off Underlings with various prototypes selected for that particular run
>Level up, unlock powers, buy Fraymotifs from occasional Consort shops
>Get a bunch of random shit from them too
>Get powerful items in chests
>Alchemiters every now and then so you can fuse the two and spend your grist
Alchemy will be relatively easy to implement: Create item attributes with associated grist cost (Gives off light +2 marble, 5% chance to instant kill +100,000 shale, etc.) and/or visual descriptors.
Add attributes for each item. Alchemy just combines attributes and grist costs, and generates descriptions Dwarf Fortress style.
Giving all 144 roles enough abilities might be doable if I generate them the same way (by associating "attack types" and debuffs for example).
Making enough dungeon types to reflect lands would be a lot of work though. But I can see it working.

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john "aliens more like alieYUMs" egbert
john "eat your greens" egbert
john "i'll take the cherub spare ribs" egbert

i can't think of any more but take this anyways

>>82930600
>kiwi's feet are the grubs horns recoloured
I cant tell if this is a great touch or just immensely lazy

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>>82930800
I don't know, but I'm glad it is too (I don't have anymore crossdressing pics to post unfortunately)

>>82930856
tz is facing away from the camera. Ms paint is going to be cute/teasing jack noir. Apart from that, I'm open to suggestions

>>82930916
It's obviously a chickbucko

>>82930982
Fucking disgusting.

Vriska is so shit, even accidental deaths would be deemed JUST.

>>82930979
but the choice is always some bizarre semi-philosophical or only relevant to your specific situation deal. you couldnt really make that work

>>82930979
My idea was to treat the 12 aspects as elements, so every object in the game (including grist, items, maybe even skills) has hidden affinity scores for those 12 elements. Then you could, like, procedurally generate grist costs, etc. based on the 12 elements.

>>82931010
A twinkfloozy

>>82931007
Jane after putting whipped cream on her breasts and below.

>>82931096
Fucking gross.

>>82931010
come and play with my mascumammaries

>>82931007
Ms paint in the 3 am dress showing off some hot leg
Terezi inadvertently showing off her Fat Ass sans underwear

>>82931144
I'm glad this shitty pairing only happened between the irrelevant dead versions of Karkat and Nepeta.

>>82931007
terezi clearly being nude aside from her shirt taking a shot that 'accidentally' reveals this face
also if by suggestions you mean more ideas, how about Rose in dave-stlye boxers along with Dave in Rose styled panites, dave may or may not be tied up

>>82931140
shut up and save the damseldandy

>>82931213
im glad they both died again afterwards

>>82931061
Yeah, I'll probably scrap it because it'll feel watered down or not in the spirit of the comic, in which it's a plot point.

>>82931095
That sounds kind of weird. Not sure I want to take wild guesses and associate every single thing with an aspect. They'll probably just be tied to specific abilities, buffs and debuffs. I got a few ideas already.

>>82931213
You mean instead of the irrelevant living versions?

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posting the one with aradia!

>>82931095
>My idea was to treat the 12 aspects as elements
This sounds awful, why even bother with classpects if it just becomes
>using your incredible windy powers you summon a tornado that... my god... that...

>deals 80 breath damage

>>82931240
Fuck her in the testostergina

>>82931292
how else could you implement classpects given how nebulous most of their powers are

>>82931307
fuckin lmao

>>82931263
KatNep is SHIT and you are SHIT as well.

>>82931256
I came up with the idea while thinking of how to implement a Thief of Light's skills. Like, they should be able to steal things that are associated with light so if you have like, a light saber, you give it 80 Light Points to increase the chance of stealing it or whatever. I admit it's kind of a novelty idea, though.

I wouldn't have decided the scores myself, I would have used a database of word associations to generate them for me.

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Would you?

>>82931355
Ewwwwwwww!

>>82931292
What are you talking about, that's incredibly common in RPGs. You can do wind-elemental damage in like 90% of them. The weirder things would be things like rage-elemental damage.

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Remember zombiestuck?

>>82931401
she looks neither sweaty nor STRONG

so no

>>82931275
aradia doesn't have fangs

>>82931463
nobody cares

none of it matters anymore

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>>82931463
maybe she just never showed them

>>82931327
>how else could you implement classpects given how nebulous most of their powers are
make shit up?

Start with giving all aspects baseline abilities. e.g. Void players get blink, Breath player get John's Tornado dash, Light players get a free light source.

From there on treat each classpect as an individual 'class'. Sure, it would take a lot of time to put them all together. But I'd rather have a small set of classpects that are interesting than having 144 that play basically the same.

>>82931408
My point is reducing all the aspects to just a damage type is fucking boring

>>82931375
That sounds like a hassle to implement, a hassle to balance, and a hassle to play, to be honest.

>>82931408
Not the anon you're talking to, but it's both incredibly common and incredibly boring. Twelve-options Rock Paper Scissors? Who gives a damn?

>>82931327
Like I said you associate them with abilities, buffs and debuffs
>Time is slow/speed
>Space is teleport/sizeshift
>Life is healing/plant life control
>Doom is instakill chance/luck reduction
>Breath is knockback/evasion
>Blood is stamina/charm enemy
>Light is luck/knowledge
>Void is stealth/invisibility
>Mind is prediction/revenge bonuses
>Heart is (de)buff negation/weird soul shit ala Silver Chariot Requiem
>Hope is ignore enemy resistances/survive at 0 hp kinda deals
>Rage is berserk/confusion
Some bullshit like that.

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>>82931510
faggot
>>82931510
all megdios have flat teeth

>>82929890
>gay character called Dick Strider
Why does hussie hate pottery?

>>82931557
>>82931557
It's not just damage type though. Lemme give you an example using skills. A lot of classpects can use teleportation, right? But it makes the most sense for space players. So you have a teleport skill, and you give it affinities like 100 Space, 50 Void, 20 breath, etc. Then players of the Space aspect don't just have the highest chance of learning Teleport, but they have a high chance of learning it earlier than other players, too.

If you want to go the extra mile, you can also pile classes on, too. So maybe you give Teleport high Rogue, Thief, Witch, and Mage scores too.

The whole point is to create an environment that encourages emergent complexity. If you try to define those interactions by hand, you either end up with something extremely simplified or something unfinished. By defining a simple set of features that you can apply to every game object, you create the illusion of complexity, and without at least the illusion of complexity, SBURB isn't SBURB.

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>>82931740
maybe they are retractable and only come out when she is aroused or taking a photo

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>>82930519
Gosh darn mormons
The Shades are pretty based though
still hoping for that shipping grid site thing

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>>82929890
why not just call him Dale?

>>82927505
What was the explanation for the enemies not having a lot of grist on drop?

>>82931850
Void session. No prototypes, no rewards, presumably.

>>82931804
>you will never unbutton aradias head panties

>>82931904
what if god tier troll pants are like their hoods

>>82931805
http://nepeta.mozai.com/shippingwall2.91.swf

>>82931805

The shipping site went down, but the flash application can be grabbed off github.

https://github.com/Shuubuubear/homestuckshippingwallflash/tree/master/homestuck

enjoy, ya nut

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>>82931929
i need more of pics of aradia below her waist then

for research

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>>82931836
It's not nearly cool or edgy enough to encapsulate somebody of his character.

>>82931805
Careful about the shipping wall thing, you still haven't met all of the characters.

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>>82931805
Wow gcat is an ass
>>82931945
Nice

>>82932040
>Wow gcat is an ass
it's a cat what did you expect?

>>82932040
click the bottom right after the next flash for the best secret flash

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>>82932023
>12 more trolls
This better be a joke

>>82932127
>This better be a joke

in a sense...

>>82932127
Don't worry, you can just skip over the games they're introduced in because literally none of them matter.

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>>82932127
HAHAHAHAHA
It's not.

>>82932170
no she can't
she must suffer like we did

>>82932127

Welcome to our eternal hell

>>82932127
Like I said, it's best to stay away from that for now.

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>>82932127
HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY

>>82932127
CHECK YOUR EMAILS.
THE BETA

>We never saw GCATavrosprite acting like a no-filter Tavros (oh boy that must be something), Jasprose style
>Or being a total capricious dickhead cat like GCAT and using his powers to mess with people
BOOOOOOO. Ways to pass up an opportunity to redeem a terrible decision.

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>>82932127
Yes, let the anger flow through you

>>82932127
they are just jokes, yes

>>82932327
THE 8ETA!?

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>>82932127

>>82932412
>Roxy never met Eridan

What a mistake.

>>82932412
stop making dave fuck his relatives.

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>>82932412
>Kanaya and John
>Kanaya and Terezi

>>82932412
>john/kanaya

i take back anything ive said about your good taste

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>>82931958

>>82929737
I wanted to see if I could make this webm better so I encoded a new one with VP9 for an hour
Then I find out that only VP8 is supported by 4chan
Oh well, the HEVC encoding is much better quality for the same file size anyway

>>82932412
>john/kanaya
Huh, interesting choice. What made that stick out to you, if you don't mind my asking?

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>>82932412
>Red/Pink Kanaya and John
>Pink Eridan and Roxy
>Pink Karkat and Roxy
You have some nice taste there Liveblogger.

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>>82932465
Never
>>82932483
Its cute
>>82932412
We can do better

Canon Dancestor Cool Tier list

1. Rufioh
2. Porrim
3. Latula
4. Mituna
5. Meulin
6. Horuss
7. Kurloz
8. Damara
9. Meenah
10. Aranea
11. Kankri
12. Cronus

>>82932525
FUCK

>>82932127
Sort of...

Not enough of one, though

>>82932568
>>82932412
kanaya is a lesbian

>>82932568
Wait, where'd you get the impression that Sollux and John hated each other?

>>82932412
>Eridan trapped in an endless spiral of self-loving/loathing
It's perfect

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>>82932412
So talk to me about your incest fetish

Homestuck could of updated...RIGHT NOW

>>82932592
Lesbians aren't a thing in troll culture.

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>>82932571
wrong

1. Damara
2. Meenah
3. Mituna
4. The Rest

>>82932639
Hussie's probably going to announce when it'll be released, sadly.

>>82932568
Sollux has enough choice ladies on his dicks without Roxy joining the crew, though you're right in that she works with pretty much everyone. Truly she is best girl.

>>82932639
>could of

>>82932641
she has a fetish for boobs and vagina

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>>82932556
>>82932510
Kanaya is the perfect straight troll for all of John's goofy pranksters stuff, the log where he was pretending to be rose and rusing her was golden
Plus John has the sort of bubbly enthusiasm that Kanaya seems like she would really appreciate given her upbringing and the people she has to deal with day to day.
>>82932592
Quadrants don't have sexual identity fucknuts
>>82932632
Its hot
>>82932600
Hacker Cred

>>82932568
liveblogger you said you see yourself in rose, do you want to fuck your mom?

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>>82932568

>Jane/Jade AND Rose/Roxy

>>82932334
could someone drop the other image for this with here eyes open?

Also book anon status update
pls i beg of u

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HAIL THE FIRST SHIP
HAIL THE SECOND COMING
HAIL KATNEP

>>82932765
>>82932766
These are the questions we need to be asking

Followup: If you have any siblings, do you want to fuck them too?

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Would you believe me if I told you these were homestuck characters.

>>82932765
Incest is pretty hot. Which family member of yours do you want to fuck?

D --> Post more maroon sluts
D --> I command it

>>82932571
>Meenah so low
>Having shit taste

>>82932822
no

>>82932822
No

Why are they dressed like peasants

>>82931007
did you post the completed roxy selfie?

>>82932833
>meenah
>cool
choose no more than one

>>82932641
Right, they're not considered deviant enough from the norm to require a label. Which is actually pretty odd considering the implications of the "have sex or die" policy.

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>>82932886

why is wind an element

but
earth
fire
and water aren't?

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>>82932792

>>82932912
yey <3

>>82932853
Apparently it's a medieval au.
>>82932852
>>82932853
Can either of you guess who these two are?

>>82932893
>Meenah
>Worse than PARODY CHARACTERS

>>82932989
Dirk Jake?

>>82932568
when you went and reconciled with your mum the other day did you fuck her

>>82932571
>Rufioh "Socially awkward, cheated on Damara" Rufioh
>Cool
I know you wanted to make a "1" joke but come on.

>>82932822
On tumblr ANYTHING can be a Homestuck character if you try hard enough

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>>82932827
>>82932819
>>82932766
All jokes aside, its just the taboo of it that makes it appealing in works of fictions, no I do not have any family members I want to take to pound town.

All in all sincerity while I like all the ships from >>82932412
This is probably my endgame using only characters who will assuredly be alive by the end of the comic
Seriously that password shit on vriskas death was beyond retarded, there's no reason the password screen shouldn't have been a selection from after whatever event causes it to be relevant any asshole can tell what the twist is going to be

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>>82933008
Correct.

>>82933078
> tags:trees
Why?

>>82933067
pretty close actually

>tfw john and dave never got to be motherlovers

>>82932765
Huh, that's a pretty solid reason, I enjoyed their interaction as well. Kanaya is honestly one of the worst utilised characters in the entire story sadly, especially in tandem with Rose, shame really.

>>82933067
>John and Dave fucking each others moms
EXCELLENT TASTE

>>82933067
4 are right.

rose/roxy blackrom is the most cathartic ship prove me wrong

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rate my taste hst
thin red: "oh no they're hot"
black circle: unhealthy
feferi: who?

>>82933067
>Seriously that password shit on vriskas death was beyond retarded, there's no reason the password screen shouldn't have been a selection from after whatever event causes it to be relevant any asshole can tell what the twist is going to be
Because Hussie is a little bit retarded sometimes.
And by a little bit I mean a lotta bit.

>>82933156
now they only have to swap for sweet bro and hella jeff to come true in the best way possible

>>82933067
You don't have any ships for Gamzee?