How is Thor going to deal with this Semen Demon in his new movie?

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What makes evil chicks so sexy?

>>82918557

Well... nominally she is a little below Odin's level, at least in her own realm, but in practice anyone can beat her. She is jobbed all the time.

Most recently in a series which I will not name, because it truly was what many series are claimed to be, namely SJW Tumblrfag shit.

>>82918567

Your lack of commitment to them. You don't have to invest any emotion into them and they'll probably put out anyway, because they have no morals. And they are then usually depicted with exaggerated features.

>>82918729
Thank you for the (You)s
Also wouldn't Thanos be more likely to fuck her? I mean she is like a Goddess of Death.

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>Most recently in a series which I will not name, because it truly was what many series are claimed to be, namely SJW Tumblrfag shit.
Tell me about it I would like to feel some anger

>>82918557
With his mighty hammer.

>>82918844
Hopefully we get a sex scene and an R rating.

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>>82918749

Thanos goes for all the marbles. Although he might enslave her for a laugh.

Of course, he seems to have changed his alliances after 'dying' in Secret War, and what's going on in Ultimates...

>>82918796

I can't believe just how badly they played Angela.

Thor was off-stage for the moment and she was introduced just a little while before, and then revealed to be Thor's (older?) sister, Aldrif.

There was a window of opportunity to introduce her as a rough-as-new Thor equivalent - ill-mannered, short-tempered, completely inconsiderate, battle-hungry, trying to be a hero on Earth, joining the Avengers... like Thor, a thousand years ago, but transferred to the now.

Instead they chose to shunt her... where? Where she was worse than useless, while the Mjölnir was given to a cancer-ridden nurse who was not worthy by any definition applicable to those who went before.

Many things have happened in Marvel of late which are good, many have which are bad, but this, this was just stupid and incompetent.

>>82918847

She wears that mask for a reason, which this artist has deigned to ignore.

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>>82918893
Ahh that sucks.

>>82918893
everything i've read about angela since she came to marvel sounds like bad fanfiction

>>82919049
Because it is? Just like everything anyone at the Big Two writes these days?

>>82918899
Tell me about Hela why does she wear the mask?

>>82918557
I dunno, but I hope it's going to be a hela of a movie

>>82919059

Half her face is rotten. Her mask once came off during Walt Simonson's run when Thor was running roughshod over Hel, his spirit inside the Destroyer armor.

>>82918567
For me its the thought that if i some how ended up with them, they would have grown feelings.
I juat want all villainess to be tsun.

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>>82919300

>>82919448
Holy shit this is exactly why I like them.

>>82919300
hehehe

>>82919448
>I juat want all villainess to be tsun
Are there any like this in comics? I can't remember. I wanted to write a story where the villaness purposely fucks up so the hero can win.

>>82919300
Nice

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>>82919394

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>>82919582
I misread as "purposefully fucks the hero to win" and was about to posit Llyra.

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>>82918557
The Asgardians are flesh-and-blood ancient aliens in the MCU instead of literally meme magic so the question is moot.
Regardless, I'm super hype. Quadpruply so after they announced fucking Galadriel would be playing her. She's probably the most significant villain to Thor mythos besides Loki himself. And can prove to be a fascinatingly complex character in her own right (not necessarily even a "villain").

>>82919752
I'm feeding off your hype. I feel like she might have some connection to Thanos though in regards with her connection to Death.

>>82919644

Ah... so I misremembered. Thank you, anon.

>>82920060
Did you? I just found it whilst looking for a Hela pic, figured it'd illustrate your post and liked my oh-so-witty-notice-me-senapi filename.

hope they made Hela as a giant...

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>>82919796
Some people have suggested that since she's already a gril she be the Death stand-in entirely as to not overcomplicate things, yeah.
Although that in itself would raise the question of what the cosmic manifestation of un-life itself is doing hanging out with this specific bunch of old-ass ayy lmaos. So maybe she's one of several galaxy-wide seers who can "tap into" the altogether greater Death Force.

>>82920245
I read somewhere that she breaks Mjolnir

>>82918899

It's the green cape, as long as she maintains contact with it she won't get rotten.

So she can be without mask or even roll naked as long as she touches the cape.

All i want is for Thor to fuck her.

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>>82920060
>>82920146

It's the cloak she needs, not a mask specifically.

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>>82920292
We'll see.
That's a common enough trope in Thor comics and some people are already theorizing it's got an infinity stone inside for hypercrisisy reasons.

>>82918749
>Also wouldn't Thanos be more likely to fuck her? I mean she is like a Goddess of Death.
Thanos doesn't want to fuck Goddesses of Death, he wants to fuck Death herself.