Do you think Bruce considers Clark his "best friend"

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Bruce wants to be his friend, but Clark is too much of a dick to allow that.

>>82854421
>>82854430
Christ, Kent. Get it together.

>>82854344

Bruce considers Dick his best friend. Superman is his best adult friend. Same goes for Clark and Jimmy.

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Friends? Absolutely, and sometimes they even see each other as brothers. Though I'm sure Bruce would rather drop dead than admit anything like that to Clark.

>>82854421
Where'd he get that present from?

>>82854849
His ass. Where else?

>>82854344
Bruce and Clark are best friends.
Batman and Superman are allies.
>>82854846
Not really, at least before new52 they were extremely close.
>>82854849
The cape has pockets.

>>82854344
Would work better without the dropping and breaking of the ornament.

>>82854430
>I'll be spending the holidays with friends


Thought of this right away
https://youtu.be/0Yi-lIVq94E

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Best buds

>>82854430
why is Superman such a dick?

>>82854430
Well this version of Clark definitely deserves Lois. Even Snyder's is nicer.

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>>82857008

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It's love.

Nigga, they literally love each other. Not in a homosexual way, obviously.

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>>82857209

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>>82857244

>>82854344
>Batman
>capable of caring about other people
MUH PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

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>>82857309

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>>82857337

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>>82857295

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>>82857368
>children shouldn't be happy because muh parents are dead
Douchebag.

>>82857368
Die in the gutter for no reason at all!

>>82857368
For fuck's sake, Bruce.

>>82857441
>>82857450
>>82857765


Fucking Casuals leave this board

>>82857368
Right on, Batman. Superman's parents died teaching him a lesson about altruism and self sacrifice. But fuck that, they were just aliens.

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>>82857368
Coal in yo' stocking!

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no homo

>>82854421
>>82854430
>these golden age-esque designs

my dick. my DICK.

>>82858576
Your treat...he's making clark pay for dinner.

>>82860810
He's got to save his money somehow.

>>82860885
Bruce Wayne didn't become a billionaire by buying dinner for people!

>>82857368
second best DC holiday special story after the Darkseid one

>>82854606
>>82856862
>>82856969
I don't think you guys understand the scene. The movie is important to Bruce, and he likes the gift. Clark knows that. That's why Bruce invites him to the Wayne Manor.

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>>82854421
everytime

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>>82861301

>>82857209
>>82857244
>>82857281
>>82857309
>>82857337
>>82857366
Where is this from?

>>82861301
>I've never had the luxury of family
For fuck's sake, Bruce, you have how many kids?

I like to think they're best friends

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>>82857368

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>>82862904
>>82857441
>>82857450
>>82857765
>>82857979
>>82857984


For fucks sake casuals read the rest.

Bruce was messing with Superman, HE wanted to be Santa.

Bruce only "pranks" or jokes around with Clark.

>>82862648
Nobody said he was a good dad

>>82862548
Batman/Superman 18

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>>82858576
Full homo.

>>82854430
I'm sure he didn't mean it like that, but dammit Clark.

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>>82854344

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>>82857368
>my parents taught me a different lesson
>lying in the alley twitching

>>82872923
It's gifs like these that remind me that there's still a tiny bit of this board that isn't trash.

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>>82872478
such good friends

>>82873436
Apparently there's a webm version out there.

>>82872923

That really is a nice gif, well done. Can't even tell it's Photoshop.

>>82873498
I feel guilty fapping to this because of all the drama it caused

>>82861033
This. also Bruce loves the movie so much that he like to see it with all his "family" sorry i don't have the page

>>82874327
Explain

>>82875241
The author freaked the fuck out after someone scanned it and posted it on /coq/ and basically nuked all their accounts for a while. According to a close friend of her, she was going through some shit at the time and that was the tipping point.

>>82873890
you can look on the top right of his head you can see pa kent hair.

>>82875417
Capullo is such a drama queen.

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>>82873498
>Clark topping

>>82876254
Bruce has always been Clark's bitch. I don't see why that can't extend to the bedroom.

>>82876254
If he accidentally clenched down on Bruce's dick he would probably destroy it.

>>82876254
>Bruce
>not relinquishing control during sex

Come on the control freak has to give it up eventually. During sex is practically a cliche.

>>82876254
Bruce may only top Robins and the occasional Hal.

>>82872478
Source

>>82876464
But super-self-control is one of his most basic superppwers.

>>82862648
child soldiers don't count

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>>82873719

>>82857368
Is this supposed to be satire because wow.

>>82862648
Those are his fucktoys, anon.

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>>82877034
damn straight

>>82877135
>7

>>82877341
don't judge me

>>82877382
I won't judge you if you post the rest

>>82855571
Pretty sure Batman just sucks at hanging ornaments

>>82876749
>occasional Hal
Always Hal

>>82876831
Jiro on Pixiv

>>82877949
It isn't on there.

>>82878370
Okay, fine.

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/581638/170cf8371e/

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>>82854421
>>82854430
Clark would have given him Grey Ghost and you know that anon. Bruce is the one who doesn't want attachments.

>>82861172
THIS book would have made a much better adaptation of the Trinity - and think of the action scenes - folks would know who Ra's is and it ties in nicely with the Nolan-verse without contradicting it or allowing for anything new. You get the Amazon's in there, a great water battle scene, plus a Bizarro and Lex role that don't waste the characters for future movies, and yet keeps ALL the possibilities for each character.

>>82866788
Great use of taking a Morrison Action Comics run component and making it work in the rest of the books in the line. NOW if only more people would do stuff like that.

>>82872478
A mistaken belief >>82876254 anon, just like Clark's taste buds aren't so developed that he would never drink instant crap.

>>82854421
>>82854430
Supes, what the fuck? You are coming off a bit like a dick.

>>82857368
>well, my oarents taught me a different leason, lying in the alley, twitching...
>2006
>this comic predicted BvS

>>82863698
>Bat-Santa
I wanna read this, now.

>>82883359
See>>82861033

>>82857209
For a second I thought Kara was sticking her finger in his ear

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>>82854421
>>82854430
>Hey man, wanna come home later and play some vidya
>Sorry, gonna spend some time with my friends, i mean, my other friends
>...cool, alright
>Don't you want to come?
>No, i am fine, i was busy tonight anyway
>alright them, see you tomorrow?
>sure

>>82854430
Christ, Clark. I just feel embarrassed for Bruce.

>>82854846

Supes looks like the Yaranaika guy in this page.

>>82880635
Clark has super taste buds. Makes a dog's nose look like a single bit. That's literally how they put it in places. So the best coffee in the world or instant, it all tastes like crap to him. He can sense the difference, but none of it is fit for his super palette. Again, that's been canon for decades.

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>>82876254
bottom Clark is the best Clark

>>82854846
David Willis was right, this comic is super fucking gay.

>>82863698
>Exploiting his parents' memory for that

I think that's even worse.

>>82861172
>had to grow upon his own
He had a parent he could order around.

>>82885540
You know the first time he tried Alfred put him in his place

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>>82886895