They Said It Couldn't Happen! The one Millar comic I've

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Here we go...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oSYhNVaHwY

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MAXIMUM MILLAR-FLAVORED EDGE
and some pretty art

>>82840262
OH MAN CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL THE RAPE

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Subtle

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One positive...Hawkeye got some therapy in this series.

How is it that Millar, who practically invented the Ultimate Universe, can't write it for shit?

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Remember that whole subplot about Mr. Fantastic creating the Cosmic Cube?

Fun shit.

>>82840469
Things changed too much.
He couldn't hold his old tricks when he was the front man

>>82840405
>>82840422
>Tony fucks off in the middle of fucking AIM STEALING COSMIC CUBE PLANS to get drunk and play chess at a bdsm club

Bravo

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>>82840602
I'd be tired of the UFF's shit too.
They're nothing but trouble.

I love that Hawkeye costume

>>82840602
Y'know what? This is probably the best representation of Tony Stark. The version that Marvel has now is boring and uninteresting.

>>82840664
why would Steve's son be Red Skull 2.0? Hell, at best I'd have assumed he'd be a child celebrity that OD's in the 60's.

I don't care about how bad this is, i just love to read about Cap punching a lot of men

>>82840740
Oh boy, you are in for a treat

This the one where Red Skull is Cap's son, or am I thinking of something else?

>>82840262
god, I fucking hate you Dave.

>>82840405
>RELATIVE Vodka
Heheheeee

>>82840811
Yup

>>82840820
wait, why couldn't cap just tell them why he was concerned

>>82840262
GODDAMMIT DAVE

I do keep putting this one off

So erm, are modern comics all this uninspired shit? Everything post 2010 has this lifeless photoshop look.

>>82840820
Why are those clearly commercial 737s so tiny inside?
Why would your gun be loaded while flying across the ocean?

>>82840834
Is this the Asbar of Avengers?

>>82840882
That's digital art for you

>>82840262
oh cool I love this comic.

>>82840882
a lot of comics have broken the mold of this boring house style.

>>82841001
>TACTICAL GENIUS
>just punches his way out
Fuck sake.

>>82841024
BwahahahHa

>>82840850
You don't UNDERSTAND

>>82841024
we /JeffTheKiller/ now

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Who doesn't love Mycroft Stark?
Tony's Smarter, Blonder, Brother?

>>82841039
I cant stop laughing>>82841113
Every single chacter in this book could fit in the coldsteel template couldnt they?

>>82841113
>Codename New Black Widow
Oh, fucking clever.

God this comic is bad.

Hey remember Tony Starks older twin brother who is way smarter and cooler and doesnt drink and is a doctor and has blond hair and WHITE suits because poetry?

I love these series, even with all the objectively horrible bits. random but I wish JrJr could've done one kick ass a shit

>>82840959
>>82840979
>>82841001
>>82841024
Greatest origin story known to man

Still better than Ultimates 3.

>>82841216
Ultimate universe really doesn't dick around with killing, does it?

>>82841113
>Mycroft Stark
I GET IT

>>82841232
You're not wrong.

>>82841198
someone skipped leg day

>>82841216
>They surrender
>He kills them all AND wipes out the village>>82841237

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S U I T S
U
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S

>>82841269
Oy vey

>>82841269
>It's 9am you degenerate
I love this unironically

It's easy when you don't care

>>82841269
>>82841325
>>82841304


>Blond hair instead of black
>white suit instead of black
>teetotaller instead of alcholic
>Has a MRS Jarvis instead of a Mister Jarvis

Holy christ Millar we get it.

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AHHHH FUCK YEAH

IT'S THIS GUY

HE"S THE GUY!

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IGNORE HIM!

>>82840664
Oh god, I remember this. I read every Ultimate comic back then I didn't have internet. The idea that Red Skull is Cap's son sounds stupid but the execution wasn't terrible (still not good though). It was interesting to say the least.

>>82841343
Should have just made him a straight up mongoloid at that rate, to counter Tony's smarts.

Mrs. Jarvis is his care-taker

>>82841368
Wait is that Zombie Universe Spiderman?

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>>82841397
That's brilliant

>>82841368
So who was this supposed to be before the obvious plot change of him being north korean

>>82841389
Ahahahahahaha

Its like Marvel tails gets trolled

>>82841368
Who is the mysterious Spiderman some believe it to be Jane foster.

>>82841407
No one knows.

>>82841389
Ahahahahahaha

Its like Marvel tails gets trolled>>82841445
Pffff

>>82841377
>He HATES the French
Ultimate Cap is the asshole, right?

>>82841484
>bob hope
who?

>>82841216
>>82841237
It's disgusting how this is supposed to be the same character from the Ultimate Iron Man series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sgycukafqQ
thread theme

>>82841445
>he oneshots clint in two fucking panels

>>82841491
Yes, huge asshole

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>>82841491
He wasn't until after Ultimates 2

>>82841491
Just you wait

>>82840405
Jesus, why's Tony so fat?

>>82841511
UIM was retconned into being a comic adaptation of Stark's story in the Ultimate Universe. SO META.

>>82841472
How does a car turn into a 30 foot tall exo-suit?

>>82841611
It's Iron Man with Balls, It even has Tank Mode

>>82841604
And in this very comic the "real rhodey" mocks the fitional version of him as a pussy

>>82841604
Fuck me, are you serious? Goddamn what a shitty universe. It wasn't the greatest thing ever written, but I feel like somewhere along the line people forgot the point of the UltUni. Compare the first runs of pretty much everything to the shit it dribbled into.

>>82841565
>Pinky and Perky
Is Rhodey british?

>>82841593
He beat her with bug spray


BUG SPRAY

>>82841675
Ultimate Universe went to shit really fast.

>>82841636
>a million witnesesses

BLACK OPS

>>82841715
Where would he possibly have gotten a suit that big that fast?

>>82841636
Did

Did Cap just deliberately put a kindergarten in harm's way?

>>82841704
Looks like Cap just got Greened.

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>>82841730
OH SHIT

BLACK OPS!

When do they become homoerotic vampires with boob lights.

>>82841762
Dave how often do you think of suicide?

>>82841782
After Vice President Ghost Rider

>>82841636
>30ft tall battle mech
>WMD levels of firepower
>BLACK OPS

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>>82841787
Not much at all.

And come on...this was requested.
That means time to break out the beer and tunes.
Oh, BYOB, and LTYOT

>>82841076
>three
I will never get over how amazing President Cap was

>>82841790
>Someone actually read Carey UFF

>>82841749
He knew Rhodes would never attck him there. Actually he is a huge asshole and Millar likes to masturbate to child violence

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>>82841843
Wait...what?

Outside of Salem Seven,,,that was the last time UFF was good.

>>82841001
whats the green shit in the third panel?

>>82841445

cracking up at somehow the darts bouncing back into CLiNT

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UFF Mk. 2 notwithstanding of course.

>>82841813
Roll for what I fap to.

I witheld for half a week because I took my model crush of four years to a bisexual orgy and had a shamanic experince.

I have been self draining from the afterglow ever since.

>>82841883
there's just something unintentionally silly seeing a bullet poking out of a gun like that. Like it's sliding out instead of being shot

It's a real shame Marvel editorial didn't rein Millar in by this point and let this series be an edgefest instead of the real Ultimates 3.

>>82841865
>Combination of Islam and Marxism
Oh christ this has me on the floor.

>>82841938
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS THEY WON'T HEAL

>>82841865
In that book he mashed up Thanos and the Eternals with Darkseid and the Forever people.

The comics cube was made into an anti life equation expy and after building it he sent it back in time TO thanos because MUH TIME LOOP

>>82841987
RED SKULL ON THE GRASSY KNOLOL

>>82841953
It's the most Millar line in the most Millar book ever written, it's perfect.

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>>82841991
Outside of Thanos' valley girl speaking father...that was some really entertaining stuff.

>>82841949
>>82841938
>>82841987
HAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS IS FUCKING GOLD

>>82841987
Haha! Oh fuck!

>>82841940

makes you expect like a reveal of someone shrunk on it or something

>>82841949
Ok, fine
I will admit it, you did it Miller
You figured out the most evil thing a character could do
Great Job

>>82842041
wait which one

>>82841987
I like that this is supposed to be a huge shock, immediately after showing he made a woman murder her own husband, watch her baby die, and then get gang raped.

but naw, let's Lee-Harvey Oswald this shit

>>82841944
Dude, this WAS the real Ultmates 3.

This shit is the logical conclusion to what Millae began, its actually his total Summation of his mainstream cape work like Multiveristy was for Moz.

As comic writers both know how to play off the styles and themes of othes, with both booms they are playing off THEMSELVES.

This is what happens when Mark Millar gets Mark Millared.

What happens when you get The Ultimate version of The Ultimates?

>>82842077
What's that stuff around him? Are those shell casings hitting him? Why would they be falling straight down?

So erm is this what the youngins consider 'edgy'?

>>82841855
That doesn't even make any sense. The logic of this arc is retarded, especially in this scene.

>assemble black-ops team to capture Cap
>do it during the day time
>it becomes a city-wide fight
>millions in property damage occur
>establish a character that is a mass murderer in a flying WMD
>War Machine is at no point trying to capture Cap but straight up murder him
>he literally rips buildings apart
>but somehow blasting a kindergarden is too much
>even if Cap takes a step away from the room, you'd think Rhodey would still blast the fuck out of him
>this is all supposed to be covert
>even the little things like new Black Widow saying Hawkeye should grow up for her using the name of the woman who murdered his children
>HEY GUYS DID YOU SEE HOW OPPOSITE BUT AMAZING TONY'S BROTHER IS?
Fuck off Miller, this is insanely poor writing. I am so glad the movies didn't go the Ultimate route like we all thought they would in the mid 2000s.

Imagine if we had serial killer Rhodey and jignostic asshole Cap in the MCU.

>>82842058
this man is EDGE in physical form. Even Frank has morals, but this guy only has intelligence, nihilistism, and a wicked sense of humor.

>>82841695
He learned it from Pym

>>82842002
I actuallt dig how Mark isf rom that same Morrison school but takes it in his own way.

Through all the edge you can s see that raw creative insanity. Mark combines a childs imagination with a childs vulgarity.

Ita ask cop on Puberty, Jack Kir/b/

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>>82842174
It's what the Jupiter's Saga is made of

>>82842166
>Thermonuclear laser to the chest
>Then throw a rock!
So this hulk is like super smart right?

>>82842146
>Imagine if we had serial killer Rhodey and jignostic asshole Cap in the MCU.
I want Zack Snyder to film an Ultimates movie

>>82842146
Snyder-Verse, then?

>that hyperedge storytime died with moe

>>82841969
>That splat

Just noticed it.

BRAVO MARK

>>82841938
>>82841983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLHd4BQIiGw

>>82842016
Oh I know its just everything after like the first one or two runs of ultimate x men and ff tend to be forgotten

So what was the reaction to this when it came out?

>>82842127
I like how, all of a sudden, Rhodey cares about the pussy.

>>82842222
>Surrender monkeys surrender
Lel

>>82842204

Mark Millar alternate Earth Squadron Supreme when

>>82842095
>Red Skull with a COSMIC CUBE
>He just fucks around until the good guys win

>>82842041
why is War Machine laying off Red Wasp here? we just had two issues detailing how he's a sociopath, why the fuck would he start caring about anyone's feelings now?

>>82841198
>>82841216
Ultimate Warmachine is so ugly

>>82842335
because he a good boy, he dindu nuffin

>>82842329
in retrospect, maybe we shouldn't have been too surprised how evil Reed ended

>>82842291
>>82842305

Genius

>>82842329
He is waiting for Dad to show up so he can fist fight and beat him. Hoping to get over all his daddy issues.

>keikaku

>>82842146

Yeah DC just took Zack Snyder and filmed it instead. Thank fuck Feige has more brains.

>>82842222
This isnt even ironic

BRAVO MILLAR

>>82842273
>You can't be objective about your son
He wants to kill him
Fury wants to kill him
There is literally no one in this damn book who doesn't want to kill Red Skull.

>>82841298
This is so fucking stupid/funny.
She has a pointy hat to fly through people like a bullet.

>>82841749
>Did Cap just deliberately put a kindergarten in harm's way?
He landed in there by accident.
But if he had not brought Rhodes attention to the kids he he may have opened fire.
So he absolutely did the right thing.

>>82842146
It gets even more insanely dumb from here

>>82842413

nah that's actually a classic Wasp look. Millar just finally makes it work

>>82842409
I like that Millar never felt the need to update his pop culture references. He was a hip kid in the early 2000s and figured that would hold forever.

>>82842409
this is so dated it hurts.

>>82842439
Who's this black widow supposed to be?

>>82842316

actually that's just Authority isn't it

>>82840820
That's a bit fucking random. You couldn't have just voiced your concerns?

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>>82841039
>Fine by me Hawkeye's the only cool one, anyway.
Good god that is some of the worst writing I've ever seen.

>>82842179
that many bullets from that many angles is just comical

>>82842272
At this point in history Millar was viewed by the fandom like Snyder. As in "how does he keep getting work?"

>>82842523
Heh nothing personell kid...

>>82842474
Nicks asian.exwife

>>82842108
The one that got gangraped and her baby killed in the previous issue. Her >>82841949

>>82842474
Monica Chang

>>82841024
Are you fucking kidding me right now?

i thought Cap flew the plane into Skull and impaled him?

>>82841704
>Cap addicted to day time TV
So that explains why Ultimate Cap is such a fucking asshole

>>82841039
>Hawkeye's the only cool one anyways
This is absolutely retarded writing

>>82842545
My face is in a permanent grin

Its nutting but still sucking of comics

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>>82842146
>and jignostic asshole Cap in the MCU.
Except he isn't.
He is the first one to demand the Ultimates work outside of Shield after the end of Ultimates 2.
Plus in Ultimate Six he called out Nick repeatedly for the continuation of the Super Soldier project that lead to the existence of the Green Goblin.
See pic related...

>>82842622
how anticlimactic.

>>82842625
>>82842622
Even better, he teleports it into him

>>82842622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA-4B2d4L18

>>82841776
>Viva la France
>next to a destroyed America
Someone is making a statement and I'm not sure what

>>82841113
>Mycroft Stark
This is the first Ultimate comic besides Ultimatum I've read. If the rest of this universe is as gloriously dumb as this, I want to read all of it. This is fucking ludicrous

There is nothing actually wrong with this comic.
Being serious and violent may not be to your personal taste but its not a writing flaw.

>>82842665
Cap 1
Ultimate Comics:Avengers 0

You will start to see a pattern here.

>>82841216
>>82841237
This is some next level shit

>>82842610
>64 28
you're going to have to be a lot more specific than that

>>82842705
How the fuck is it ludicrous?

>>82842665
Cap 1
Ultimate Comics:Avengers 0

You will start to see a pattern here.>>82842717
>serious

>>82842714
>"All I wanted was to be happy"
>Gets the cube
>Makes AIM eat each other
>Beats the shit out of the Avengers for no reason
Uh huh, sure you did.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeOSO5ueAjY

Now we're getting into the shit!

>>82842726
like fucking poetry

>>82842726
nipples poking through latex, classy

>>82842305
I love that through all of this edge, they still have to censor swears.

>>82842755
WHAT A TWEEST

>>82842744
Hes Tony Starks evil twin who we never knew about until now who is so evil and opposite even his HAIR and SUIT and BUTLER and STANCE ON ALCHOLIC BEVERAGES is opposite.

>>82842755

NICK FURY EVERYONE

>>82842782
Well, she's excited.

>>82842726
>I wanted to change the world
Then why didn't you?

Also, being impaled like that super killed him? I feel like Cap has been injured worse and survived.

>>82842717

For me the biggest three flaws are:
>Doughnut Steel Stark brother
>The extreme edginess of Red Skulls face(seriously just have it be a mask or an accident of his escape that ruin his face not a choice)
>Avengers the Assholes.

I'll agree if that was fix up this would have been an ok story.

>>82842717
Serious and violent are fine if the comic is good

This is not a good comic

Nor is it serious

>>82842717

It's Millar being edgy for the sake of being edgy. The action is fine. The plot is ok. He makes everyone into assholes and adds in pointless asides for shock value. It's Millar at his worst.

Except for 1 or 2 moments of shock value, Ultimatum is a good book.

>>82842641
>bullseye
This comic is fucking hilarious

>>82841368
Who the fuck is this? Is this Ultimate Peter?

>>82842737
worse, Hawkeye's coordinates are in Finland

>>82842761
it doesn't matter how lazy your pathos is, just add pathos. ya gotta.

>>82842845
>millar at his best
Millar is the grant morrison of marvel, an absolute mad man.

Oh man, is this where Frank is immune to the Penance Stare because he regrets nothing?

Fucking Keen +3 Shotgun of Rending there Frank.

What was his original plan for the Spider Man clone? Him being just a Korean Spider Man was lame as shit..

I am so mother fucking sick to death of people dismissing shit as edgy just because they want bright silly happy bullshit I could spit.

>>82842798
>>82842811
>>82842830
>>82842848
>>82842869
>>82842879

This is like Mannichean Frank. He blew half the entire book on one murdur sequence

>>82842705
His name's not Mycroft. Dave just said that

>>82842810
bigger question was how the impaling work
he just got finished saying he heard all their radio chatter so he had to have heard Cap asking Hawk for position numbers
>>82842776
This is the one that never finished right?