What's your meta human power? I can 100% clear any videogame

I could finish taking exams at least 15 minutes before everyone else

>>82830574
I almost never blink. If something were to happen in the blink of an eye you can count on me to have seen it.

I can repel women with a single tip of my courdoroy trilby

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I can gross people out by bending my fingers backwards

>>82830574
I can jack off with both hands very fast at hihg speeds
And I can wiggle my ears

>>82831439
I can do this too, we should team up

I can procrastinate for up to multiple years.

>>82830574
Spiked hairs

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If i say a waifu is shit, it is, and vice versa.

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>>82831553
We will be unstoppable

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>>82831709
Aw fuck, I can only do it with my thumbs, I guess I'm the sidekick

>>82830574
I'm the laziest piece of shit on the planet.

>>82831708
>vice versa

If you say shit is a waifu?

My brother just asked me to write that he is "the laziest fucker ever".

>>82834602
I'd fight you, but I don't want to.

>>82830574
I'm slightly above average at everything I do but can't be the best at anything. Also, I'm a 5' 2" manlet but built like a dwarf (huge shoulders and chest but really goddamn short so clothes don't fit me).
I think my super hero name would be Roaming Gnome.

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>>82834815
well, if this is true, we the lazyfucks may have found our king

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>>82831709
>>82832452
Fags

>>82830692
I'll keep you in mind when the Weeping Angles invade

I can read shit posts all day and i dont get upset