WE'RE BACK Edition:
Previous thread: >>82824627
>NEW EPISODES on 19 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island/ In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Same Old World preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnB1uAhXHvY
>Empire City preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmQMJxv9ZKs
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Page 9 on last thread
Well you were close.
delet this
>>82829787
I can't wait to ship the Lapis/Pearl fusion with Steven. I'm going to ship them so hard when it's revealed.
>>82829787
We're back, baby!
>>82829787
>panty and stocking does a crossover with steven universe
what happens ?
Post best gem.
This is a blue gem.
>>82829865
They taste like Watermelon for us, but they taste like Chicken for Watermelons.
nth for the great and lovable peridot
first for steven's dick touching lapis' gem
Hooray for Lapis!
>>82829865
Watermelon chicken is a niggers biggest dream
>>82829787
>https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
This is dead, remove it for the next one.
>>82829910
except I hate watermelon
>>82829881
this is a nice gem
>>82829865
Bruh
>>82829927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKUJWtm-_gs
You ain't a true nigger
>>82829810
I did not realize they had the pilot in there as well.
Hopefully they'll release in the US soon.
>>82829910
Why is the Crewniverse so racist?
I can't wait to see fanart of Lapis being full of angst while forcefully molesting Steven, with him trying to resist while not being sure if he wants it or not or if he loves Lapis like she loves him. It's going to be great.
>>82829973
>Wiener in hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6Omj3kx_lU
This makes me think of the Gem Mutants.
>Lapis said she's going to find Jasper
>Steven thinks she's very heroic
>she goes back to Mask Island
>and pisses down the crevice she fell in
>>82830148
No.
>>82830191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WiIoOlqFfY
So, when Steve possesses a watermelon, what happens to the soul of the watermelon that's already there?
>>82829787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SOX6LpK_CU
add this one next
>>82830304
I knew that was going to be earrape.
And no, I won't stop.
So, we still not discuss three main important questions.
Now, that Cluster is delayed till future episodes...
1) Will Cluster sing?
2) Will it cry?
3) Where it gonna put the star?
>>82830323
Watermelons is an unholy creatures without a soul.
>>82830371
Uh oh, we're hitting sonic the hedgehog levels of character abundance
>>82830035
Nobody's going to draw that. That's an art prompt phrased as a prediction.
>>82830346
> 1) Will Cluster sing?
No
> 2) Will it cry?
Maybe
This Cluster thing, It's like a retarded child (no offense)
>>82830371
>No Jasper
100% Canon
>>82829910
The sad thing is that I would eat that.
>>82830409
Someone's going to draw it eventually.
I'm bored, lets talk about upcoming episodes and what you think they're about.
>Too short to ride
It seems obvious this is a beach city funfair episode. But the question is who is too short, Peridot, Connie, Steven?
>Beach city drift
Sounds like a racing episode to me, I cant see the gems getting involved unless there's something in it for them, I'll say this is a cool kids episode
>Kiki's delivery service
The big episode Matt is probably talking about, Lapis fits perfectly in this episode, also perfect way for her to make some more friends.
>Greg the babysitter
Who is Greg babysitting? It is a flashback or the present? Perhaps the episode "mr Greg is part of this
>>82830404
OH YEAH THIS IS HAPPENING
>>82829910
>niggers stereotypically love fried chicken and watermelon
>implying the average human doesn't love fried chicken and watermelon
Grape drank can fuck right off though.
>>82829890
K A P O W I E
A
P
O
W
I
E
>>82830497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0HnIr6jYWU
>>82830371SOMOS
>44 posts
>28 posters
mmh
>>82830371
>Lapis smiling while the Crystal Gems are smiling
This doesn't feel right.
>>82830323
It watches with horror as he is unable to control his own body until Steven leaves, or the body is destroyed and the melon man ceases to be.
>>82830497
https://youtu.be/cLoytewvn0g
>>82830532
It's a general, what did you expect?
>>82830371
Reminder that Peridot and Lapis are going to be side characters
>>82830525
LAS GEMAS DE CRISTAL
>>82830323
Souls don't exist, anon. We are neural activity, that's all.
Watermelon people have watermelon nervous systems.
...
>>82830482
> Perhaps the episode "mr Greg is part of this
of this what??
>>82830482
I could believe Greg the babysitter is about him watching over Peridot and Lapis while the main crew is out
It could expand both gem's characters as living on earth and we could see Greg having a friendship with more gems than just Amethyst
>>82830560
>>82830532
Yes anon. People make more than one post.
Do gems have strong legs?
>>82830560
>Lapis and Peridot sidelined
>Jasper put on a bus
>upcoming #TownieBomb
These threads are going to incredibly BUTTFURIOUS this summer
>>82830492
>Grape drank
I thought it was it orange juice?
>>82829270
Fun Fact: Joe Johnston was a storyboard artist for fish hooks.This includes the episode where they were all humans
>>82830620
Who in the world are you?
>>82830578
I believe there's an episode titled "Mr Greg"
>>82830505
She's really gonna stay like this ain't she?
>>82830411
no, here she is
>>82830648
This is the future you chose
>>82830634I'M YOUR PROM DATE YOU UGLY SACK OF SHIT
>>82829973
>Lamar boarded that scene
>>82830588
That's what I'm hoping for to, I cant see Greg needing to babysit Steven or Connie, its either a flashback episode or he has to keep some troublemakers in check.
>>82829861
Shippy or not I hope Jasper's thoughts/feelings/past/whatever the heck with Rose gets elaborated on
>>82830678
Perifag heaven
HySteven, how abou tonight, I ride you?
Best ship.
>>82830678
>just little green hips everywhere
I will accept this
>>82830678
D4C!
>>82830632
Nope, the stereotype is grape drank.
>>82830678
i really really like short girls
>>82830681FUCK YOU!
>>82830741
No.
>>82830482
>Beach City Drift
Wacky races or riot
>>82830754
Kill yourself.
>>82830790
Me too
>>82830741
>>82830711
Enemies in the war?
Maybe she respected Rose before she rebelled?
>>82830807
No
>>82830061
Oh my god
Why is the crewniverse like this
>>82830820
THE MURDERCOCK CANNOT BE STOPPED
Does this look like the face of a Crystal Gem to you?
>>82830847
Those two playing video games again!
So why didn't they just nuke the cluster?
Oh wait.NO WWII
>>82830885
God they went overboard making her look like a rapist demon in that scene
Get fucked, you non-victim lapis
>>82830885
don't worry Jasper will be skinny after her redemption
>>82830885
Pearl and Rose sure had such faces when CRUSHED THAT DAMNED LOYALISTS TO DUST
>>82830885
Does this?
>>82830371
I want this intro. So so much.
>>82829872
>>82829881
Bye, bye!
It was fun with you!
>>82830803
I could see this happening, I bet the crew are all big fans of that show and would love to reference it.
>>82830932
Yes.
Just finished watching gem drill
what do you guys think about the bubbling of the cluster? reminder that Jasper's still underground somewhere recently mentioning having a strong interest in this whole fusion thing...
>jasper/cluster fusion when?
>>82830963
But he's a jew anon
>>82830932
>>82830624
I know, it's going to be glorious.
>>82830577
>>82830981
So does Sugar
>>82830934
this shot could also do with a few more
>>82830981
And a Crystal Gem.
>>82829787
>you'd like it here in jersey, the people seem to hate the earth too
god i love it when cartoons rip on new jersey
>>82830656
I keked
>>82830577
What is this meme?
>>82830371
This looks so wrong, why do people want this
The homeworld gems should be in the intro but they shouldn't get in the way of the originals
>>82831025
They can squeeze a lotta gems in there
>>82830967
I don't mind the idea but they could have stretched it out a little bit, I don't feel like Steven struggled enough to succeed. They could have put his optimism/pacifism to test while having it come out intact at the end, but I don't feel like it was really put to test at all.
Also the "IT JUST WANTED COMPANY" line was pretty stupid, like wow, c'mon.
>>82830497
you guys seem to have better taste than /trash/ at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1M-gt9fXMY
I translated this thing for some reason
>>82831052
I grew up there and I absolutely adore it when cartoons and movies make fun of Jersey
Like it's nice in parts, but North Jersey is actually a shithole. Newark reaches Detroit levels
>>82829787
So /sug/, based on the preview for Empire City can we all come to the agreement that Lapis X Steven is End Game?
>>82831078
And Knuckles
>>82831131
Featuring Dante from Devil May Cry™
>>82831052
Fucking love how they completely dropped the naming scheme just to shit on them too. No shits given
>>82831126
Partial endgame, anyway.
>>82830371
Imagine this opening just come out of nowhere with no hints of a new opening, was it the same for opening 2?
>>82830838
I'm sorry Anon, But I think Opal is more Cool Steph Mommy to Steven then something else.
And this pic is extremely cute.
>>82830577
get out you chink power ranger
>>82831196
Yeah
>>82831126
>>82831194
Lol no.
>>82831200
Well you're free to have that opinion, and I'll keep mine.
>>82831126
>shipping Steven
>with any of the gems
>>82830323
Each time Steven posess a watermelon, he sucks and absorbs his soul.
Melons tell horrifying stories about an old god who mercilessly consumes your very essence just for a whim.
Who is best Gem and why will she never marry me?
>>82831119
what? is this a reference to something?
>>82831276
Because she isnt real
>>82831214
>chink power ranger
Oh god the level of fucking stupid.
>>82830497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N_ucgihNzk
>>82830560
Here's how I look at the overall dichotomy of what looks like will be.
The original Crystal Gems (Pearl, Amethyst, and Garnet) are Steven's surrogate mothers. Peridot and Lapis can easily fit in as Steven's sisters.
Jasper is Jasper who cares whatever fuck that bitch bruh.
>>82830885
Yes
If you seriously think she won't be redeemed you're as wrong as the "Peridot is gem Mengele " posters were
>>82830885
>>82830930
>Jasper gets smaller but still muscly when she turns>She gets short hair
>>82831310
No no here's what it's like
>Pearl = mom
>Garnet = dad
>Amethyst = older sister
>Lapis = cousin
>Jasper (yeah as if) = cool aunt
>Peridot = dog
>>82831257
This.
I want shippers to stop, for everyone's sake.
>>82831293
>Oh god the level of fucking stupid.
this but you
>>82831394
No, Greg is Steven's dad.
Ancient lapis anon from a couple of threads ago here. Don't know why I thought the crystals were fluorite, they're pretty clearly calcite. If anyone's still interested in seeingkind of mediocre qualitypictures of big orange gems, I've got about 4 of those taken, plus 4 picture of gems that have actually appeared in the show.
>>82831356
nah, more like this Jasper
NEW interview
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/herocomplex/la-et-hc-steven-universe-rebecca-sugar-20160512-snap-story.html
>>82831078
>Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl
>AND STE-
>PERIDOT!
>(and connie)
>I'm not going to say it you fucks had me trapped in a mirror for centuries!
>They dropped me in a crack...
>>82831399
But we can't stop.
>>82831313
>Amethyst sees that Sapphire isn't wearing panties
HOW DO YOU GO FROM THIS
>>82829881
I'm in love with this fictional charater.Help.
>>82831394
Peri is the cat but otherwise this is on the nose
>>82831394
>Peridot = little sister
One job anon...
>>82831399
>shippers to stop
this is literally why the show is popular, because of shipperfags and waifufags. why would you stop something that keeps it alive
>>82831476
TO THIS
>>82830371
amethyst got them dsls going on real good though
I can't look away
>>82831476
>>82831496
the answer is simple
Ok, i finally catch up with threads and i have questions.
First season: "They don't need a king. They're they own watermelons."
Second season: "I gladly posess a body of a fully sentient creature, after I clearly say that I doing it to keep my ass safe, while throwing my victim in mortal danger. After that I command a peaceful tribe to march into horrible battle, where dozens of them will die, just to protect my family, because my mommies clearly more important than innocent people, who they swore to protect."
DOES THIS NOT TRIGGER ANYONE BUT ME? STEVEN ACTING LIKE A DOUCHEBAG HERE!
He just play god and throw innocent lives into his war. That... disturbing at least.
>>82830885
>Peridot tried to murder Steven
>REDEEMED
>Jasper didn't try to murder Steven
>...
REDEEMED
>>82831496
You know how.
STOP
MEMEING
>>82831456
Anon. But you must stop and realize that your crack ship will never happen.
>>82831496
>Lose 400 pound in 9 months, what's her secret?!
>>82831446
What's gender fluidity?
>>82831476
>>82831496
Rose is a boy trap in a womans body
>>82831534
>>Jasper didn't try to murder Steven
Nice meme
>>82831476
TO THIS?
>>82831495
>this is what shippers tell themselves to feel normal
>>82831530
Man these is just a watermelons calm down
>>82831537
>>82831394
Lion finds your idea of Dog disturbing, anon
>>82831552
>THIS UGLY BITCH LOST 400 POUNDS IN 9 MONTHS
>CLICK HER TO SEE HOW SHE DID IT
>>82831557
A puddle of idiocy.
>>82831495
>Le "SU is popular because of shipping/waifu faggots
When will this meme end?
>>82831561
I keep forgetting about that time that Jasper tried to smear Steven across the ground like jam on toast, oh wait...
>>82831394
Steven himself sees Garnet as the cool guy he looks up to while Amethyst is the bratty sister
>>82831394
You dumb.
>Greg = dad
>Garnet = square mom
>Pearl = bird mom
>Amy = cool dropout older sister
>Peridot = clingy excitable younger sister
>Lapis = cousin Lebowski
>Jasper = creepy uncle that went to jail for badtouching cousin Lebowski
>Lion = cat dog
>Peetle = bug dog
>Cluster = unexploded nuclear bomb from Planet of the Apes with a slightly sunnier disposition
>>82830791
Fuck you!
>>82831559
I used to be a boy trapped in a woman's body, but I freed myself with my own two baby hands. Made quite a mess, and she still tells me how awful it was.
>>82831577
So what? Are watermelons not people?
>>82831534
>>82831607
>"You don't need me for this. Just blast them with the ship."
I'm sure it was a Happy Peace Laser though.
>>82831617
Remember when Garnet was The Fonz?
Shipping is normal!
>>82831549
Stevidot cannot be stopped.
>>82831606
can someone post the image of the crystal gems with the homeworld gems together?
>>82831592
I get that they were going for a kind of late-Victorian/Edwardian feeling with that design, but that just clashes with the rest of the show's aesthetic too much. Maybe it could have worked if they had kept the pilot style, but I'm glad they changed it for the show itself.
>>82831636
>Are watermelons not people?
A question for the ages.
>>82831623
FUCK YOU!
>>82831669
Which one lol
>>82831605
>>82831446
wow,
its literally nothing
>>82831648
>implying the laser that could probably crack a small planetoid "accidentally" failed to kill the Crystal Gems
>>82831552
My fucking sides.
>>82831606
>>82831568
but it's true, im not saying that it just them that make it popular, what im saying is that it's part of the fanbase you can't really stop it
>>82831649
Buy no sharks tho
>>82831669
>>82831698
the one that jasper is under garnet's arms
>>82831650
No anon. It's a disease.
>>82831655
It will be stop.
>>82831446
Upcoming song about Rose I guess?
These interviews that focus on the same tired themes are kinda useless. Like, yeah, okay, gender, lesbians, girl power, woo, I fucking get it, the show isn't exactly subtle about it.
>>82831277
No clue, but here's the original I guess
>>82831693
>>82831623
>>82830791
>>82830681
Mwah! It's genius! now all we need is for Virgil to become one of them Super Vegans!
>>82830497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_Tw0w3lLA
Looking forward to new Gorillaz this year
>>82831718
This is cropped porn.
>>82831257
You don't understand.
Connie might even get Steven for now.
But what happens in 50 years? Or 100? The endgame can wait for their might be no humanity left at some point.
Only Steven.and Peridot
>>82831718
Who said anything about accidents? Steven blocked it.
>>82831706
>Callison’s voice was wistful, it was a sad song. A song about Steven’s mother, Rose Quartz, the beautiful and kind giant alien who gave up her physical form in order for Steven to be born.
You call this nothing you stupid fuck?
>>82830560
I really hope so
http://www.strawpoll.me/10223956
Don't 5get to vote for best rock
>>82829865
>>82829910
Who the fuck doesn't like fried chicken and Watermelon .
Its like the best fruit
>>82831468
It's just a flat surface anon.Her legs aren't coming out till the 20th
>>82831592
I find Lion's idea of himself disturbing
Seriously look at that fucking thing
Malachite was cool.
>>82831798
>Inb4 Peridot or Lapis
>>82831750
Can read that in original.
>it's good to beslavsometimes
>>82831772
>>82831783
its, literally, nothing
>>82831798
>Brother Dean Jasper
Perfect Waifu
Reminder that this is still going to be a thing.
>>82831888
Literally who?
>>82829868
Not sure except there will be massive property damage.
>>82829910
Really. I would have bet on 'an end to casual racism'.
>>82829936
I don't care how cute she is. I still think she's a bitch.
>>82830323
Returns to the collective soul of the watermelon consciousness until it reincarnates.
>>82830346
>1) Will Cluster sing?
>2) Will it cry?
Either scenario constitutes a natural disaster.
>>82830410
It is now... but if it becomes like a neural net...
>>82831530
>plays god
He's not playing. He IS their god. He created them, they worship him, and he commands them.
Also he convinced them to go to war to defeat a kaiju instead of periodically sacrificing members of their community to it. Either way there's a loss of life, but the system they had going on before he did away with it wasn't very good either.
>>82831888
... are you in the right thread?
>>82831798
>Steven
>just 6%
This is disturbing.
>>82831775
He can get with one of the millions of other gems out there in the universe and not the ones he grew up with as his moms and aunts and sisters and weird green cousins when he was a child
>that wet sound every time Lapis moves her wings
>>82831888
>oscillating butts
why.
>>82831934
No, this is disturbing.
>>82831769
New Gorillaz this year?
Never made a /SUG/ thread me so happy!
>>82831293
Sorry anon, but if you're going to post your obscure Super Sentai shit here, I think backlash is a given.
>>82831914
>>82831922
Oh shit wrong pic. Meant to post this.
>>82831798
Peridot has won this by a mile, don't even think this event would dethrone her now, she isn't a short term favorite like Garnet was.
Would you?
>>82831997
Yeah, Lapis being a bitch to Peridot is going to be a thing.
>>82831783
So Steven sings a sad song about his mother in a future episode? That's indeed something all right.
>>82831411
You can have more than one dad figure in your life. I mean he has multiple mom figures in his life.
Garnet has a lot of dadly traits. She reminds me of my dad.
>>82831997
What do you think is in there?
>>82831131
Featuring Bayonetta from Devil May Cry™
>>82832016
He is an autistic child.
>>82832068
That's the essence of lapidot
>>82831214
I notice these patterns... Oh my god... I made this meme
>>82831997
I still am baffled why Peridot wants to live in the barn, I'm surprised Steven was able to live there for over a month really.
>>82830831
My headcanon is
>Rose was the leader of the Wreckers
>A four-gem specialist squad
>Rose Quartz, Amethyst, Desert Glass, Onyx
>But Rose keeps sacrificing herself to protect the others
>Pink Diamond gives her a gift in recognition of her bravery
>It's a Pearl
>Anyway, it ends with Pearl and Rose Quartz being sent away, Amethyst heartbroken and the team in need of a new, junior member - and that's Jasper
>>82831798
>"Official S3 poll"
>Before the lapis episodes even kick off and right at the tail end of a fuckhuge peridot arc
>>82832163
That's retarded for many many reasons
>>82832157
She must like it better than the bathroom, and not realize they can put her someplace else at the house besides the bathroom.
>>82832118
>liking lapidot
This is the second worst ship. The winner is stevidot.
>>82830967
It wouldn't make any sense. The Cluster is thousands of miles underneath North America. Jasper fell into a surface crack somewhere on the ocean (and we don't even know where Mask Island is).
>>82832016
Yes I would eat him
Has there been any discussion on the fact thatPearl has a blue tint to her while Amethyst and Garnet have a pink tint to them in this scene?
>>82832218
Its gonna turn out that she fell into the ocean, considering that the island itself was bobbing along the waves before she fell in the crack.
Alone at Sea is gonna be about her.
>>82832157
>I still am baffled why Peridot wants to live in the barn
So she can easily be swept aside for episodes that don't involve her silly
just a reminder
>>82832113
He's not autistic his brain is just half vegetable
>>82832255
Garnet's color is actually her dark red. They're just outlined by their theme color.
>>82832255
Amethyst is purple
>>82832255
Look closer. Pearl is blue, Garnet is red, Amethyst is purple.
>>82832255
Because Pearl has a bluish tint to her skin and Amethyst and Garnet are purple?
I mean you really don't have to overthink things
>>82832213
They'll probably pull some bs and say that its the place she associates her change as a character for her reasoning.
>>82832218
she can dig preety fast with her spinning attack, I would believe she can take the heat from magma (she did survive the ship explotion) so I'd say she can get to the center eventually
Also, isn't the Cluster like, about covering all of the center of the earth? I think it was merely planted on north america, but it grew everywhere so I think if she dug straight down she'd get there.
At the very least she'll pop the bubble letting the Cluster emerge
>>82832255
You should really use a 1080p shot mate.
>>82832284
If they had just made her less squishy looking then this wouldve probably passed as believable for a ton of people. So close to being a massive ruse.
>>82832284
Reminder that people make fanart?
>>82832284
Wat
>>82832006
>>82832193
Don't count your chickens, I'll be spamming this all season till they put it in the OP.
>>82832284
>>82832354
Reminder that it is fake and she is gay
>>82831566
That's Jamie in drag.
>>82831921
Plus they literally live to fight.
>>82832199
Um, YEAH. That's why it's headcanon.
Um... but could you name some reasons?
>>82832157
You're baffled because you're dumb. Let me break this down for you:
-The barn is way bigger than the bathroom.
-Doesn't have to put up with the Crystal Gems if she doesn't want to.
-All her stuff is there.
-All Greg's family's junk is there, allowing her to tinker and build whatever she wants to her heart's content.
-Warp Pad a short hike away, so she can still see Steven whenever she wants.
It may have just been done to sweep her aside, but from a strictly in-character standpoint it makes perfect sense.
>>82832157
How are you baffled? She clearly likes it there from what we've seen in the barn arc. Lots of shit to tinker around with, beautiful wide-open and peaceful farmland, her couch and TV, etc etc etc. She's become accustomed to it whereas her memories of the temple is just being locked up for a night in a shitty small bathroom with no windows or anything
>>82831968
Thirsty for that Peribooty
>>82832284
Either it's an incredibly well made fake, or they just fucked up the stripes.her left arm is red, not her right
>>82831798
>best season 3 gem
>includes a bunch of characters that haven't even showed up in season 3
Why?
>>82832284
Reminder that is fake
>>82832217
How can you hate a ship when you have no idea what they're like together yet?
>>82832337
Does Jasper even know what, or where the Cluster is?
>isn't the Cluster like, about covering all of the center of the earth?
Fuck no.
>>82832345
But she is looking down...
>>82832485
Good point anon
LapisxYellowtail when
>>82832345
all the characters looks different as fuck depending on who draws them
hell she looked like two different characters in Return and Jailbreak
The barn just fits Peridot. Green grass, a warehouse sort of place for her various engineering
>>82832433
>>82832435
Fair points, but its a shithole.
>>82832485
I'm guessing it's the same logic behind liking a ship when you have no idea what they're like together yet.
>>82832529
>Yellowpis.
>>82832485
see
>>82832529
Because I know when a ship is stupid. Because the fucking idea is stupid.
>>82832553
Your point is valid but that art is still hella fake.
>>82829927
you're a shame for your ancestors
>>82832529
>the sailor that fell in love with the sea
>>82832602
Brilliant.
Jasper is rescued by pic related
What happens next?
>>82832553
Reminder that Jay Leno is indisputably the greatest Jasper. New Jasper is too god damn feminine.
>>82832602
kek
>>82832506
the season's still new and young, they might spend an arc or two to lapis joining the CGs, plenty of lore time for Jasper to find the cluster
Colored this thing
>>82830492
watermelon is delicious. fried chicken is good sometimes
>>82832671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosTDMO3hJc
>>82832255
They all have blue glows if you look carefully. Pearl's just looks bigger because she's on the white part of the screen and he white outline doesn't clash as much as amethyst's purple
>>82832529
Yellowtail is married to Vidalia anon
Don't cuck the onion
>>82832700
nice
>>82829868
FINALLY WE CAN HEAR THE GEMS SAY FUCK
>>82832579
Peridot built a fully functional mobile suit out of barn garbage. You don't think she can spruce the place up a bit now that she actually has time to do it?
>>82830497
>deleted
But why mods?
>>82832671
Reminder that Uncle Grandpa is OFFICIALLY the best Steven Universe episode.
>>82832255
Garnet is just a shade redder than Amethyst, they're all their own colors.
>>82832782
because you touch yourself at night
Lapis and Peridot seem poorly compatible.
P turned her back on her world, her leader and her deeply-held beliefs because she grew to love the Earth.
L hates Earth (even though it makes her powerful).
P loves structured living and machines.
L shows every indication that she does not like either of those.
P is rational, even autistic. She has great difficulty in bending the truth and feels strongly about things being 'right'.
L is a deeply emotional individual whose selfish impulsiveness came damn close to killing millions of people.
How can you ship them?
Where is peridot going to live once they move back to the temple?
>>82832784
*The worst
FTFY UGfag
>>82832757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-zy3w_86iY
You can already hear Amethyst say fuck and other curses because she has a fatal case of same voice no matter what she is voice acting in.
>>82832728
>Liking flithyfrank
>Thinking that he can say cancer
>>82832802
:^(
>>82832804
Peridot is staying in the barn FOREVER.
>>82832803
opposites attract
Post Best gem
>>82832766
Perhaps, if she has enough materials to do so. Although she is an engineer, she doesn't specialize in buildings.
>>82832894
>>82832825
>this much denial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLhejo6uOMs
>>82832804
they won't even be able to give her away
>they all seem to hate the earth too
>seem to hate the earth
>hate the earth
So... coal workers doing their jobs is hating the earth? What, are they supposed to switch to unproven over hyped shit technology overnight?
>>82831968
she's squeezing that like a set of bagpipes.
>>82832699
>plenty of lore time for Jasper to find the cluster
If she even is looking for it. Again, thousands of miles down...
But yeah, if they decide she should find it they will.
>>82832784
Reminder that you will spend a month in Ass-to-Mouth Hell for each time you say that.
>>82832914
Oh yep, the cancer is too real.
>>82830577
Get out, Blade-san. This is a dangerous place for you.
>>82832782
come to /trash/ were you belong!
>>82832687
>New Jasper
Anon we havent seen Jasper at all since she became Malachite. She literally just fell into a hole as soon as they became undone.
>>82832923
Sorry. I messed up.
>>82832894
>>82832917
>>82832916
>he's a Jerseyfag
>>82832802
if that was the reason, 4chan would be a blank page.
>>82830371
At the very most, we'll get Peridot and Lapis sitting with Greg, Connie and Lion.
>>82832579
No it ain't
I wouldn't mind spending my summer on a farm like this. Like a little retreat
where's the shitposter?
>>82832860
>>82832782
The mods have shit taste confirmed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHhD4PD75zY
How the fuck did Peridot not know what music is?
>>82832860
Its weird, Ive noticed random posts just being deleted as of late. It happened to me yesterday, and I got so many (You)s from it too...
>>82832989
it'd be a pretty comfy neetbase, and Peri is the epitome of a neet
>>82832914
>I'd like to thank the rest of the nominees for not winning.
>You know who you are.
>>82832615
Why is the idea of the two best gems being together stupid? Think of how aesthetic their fusion would be
Does it interfere with your ship or something?
>>82829927
This. Beware the blackanon uprising
>>82832671
they make sweet love
>>82832953
>forgetting about Zuke's bastardization of Jasper
She made her look like some kind of cutesy dwarf. It is horrifying.
>>82832916
He wasn't being environmental jackass, he was just making a joke about Jersey natives being really mean.
And what the fuck are you talking about. Coal mines in Jersey? We don't have fucking coal mines here.
>>82833059
This was some pretty mean spirited shit.
I'm glad it's ironic now since he's the one getting canned.
>>82833078
I hate all ships.
>>82833079
I'm black.
>>82833078
>the two best gems
Oh, so you're one of those fags.
>>82831812
>chicken is a fruit to niggers
Kek
>>82833039
Worker drones are never treated with entertainment.
>>82833039
>assuming an intellectual species that have technologically evolved to the point of space-faring vehicles, while still following a matriarchal society would even develop the concept of music
stop listening to your fucking AC/DC and Justin Beiber, and maybe we can finally evolve
So, what're the chances of us getting an episode where Pearl and Lapis bond over loving someone they can never really have
>>>>82832671
they make sweet love
>>82831888
Wrong thread buddy. But thanks for the gif.
>>82833078
>how aesthetic
Holy shit choke on a dick
>>82833112
>This was some pretty mean spirited
Fuck off.
>>82833134
But Lapis has Steven and Pearl will never EVER have Rose Quartz. They could never relate.
>>82832914
>>82833059
Im surprised he didnt get a spear chucked at him by Pearl after calling them out twice
>>82833134
>Lapis
>loving
Where did this meme come from?
>>82832876
That's bullshit and you know it.
>>82830561
BUENOS DIAS
>>82833172
I thought you were already told to leave UGfag.
>>82833078
They are incompatible.
>>82833094
Maybe that's why they didn't show her face. Either that or they hadn't decided yet whether she's cracked or not.
>>82831997
We can only hope it ends well.
Personally, I wouldn't mind Lapis slowly warming up to Peridot as the show progresses.
>>82833112
It's pretty clearly a joke on the Kid's Choice Awards.
>award ceremony hosted by one of the competitors
>it's up for every category
>it wins every category, even the ones it shouldn't even be up for
>every other show gets cancelled
>>82832595
But making up something in your head that you hate is vastly stupider than making up something you like
They're both cute and their personalities have the potential to be interesting together, it's not a huge leap think up an appealing relationship
>>82832255
Pearl is different color because when opal shoots the bow then the arrow is pearl's staff. In here Pearl is most experienced in projectiles so she have different color.I think
>>82833127
>>82833128
Homeworld could still have anthems or something, I don't know. It just doesn't make sense to me.
>>82833059
I love how uncle grandpa just shits all over everyone in this, I loved it.
>>82833225
>>82832700
Nice of you but fuck this pair.
>>82833272
>Rubbing it in: The Episode
That's why it felt mean spirited.
>>82832006
>garnet is a short term favorite
Get real. She will always be the best crystal gem.
>>82832803
>because she grew to love the Earth.
She didn't, though. She grew to love Steven. Peridot believed that Earth could be valuable to the Authority and sought compromise. She's stuck here now, and thus will continue to defend it out of self preservation.
By her own admission, she'd rather still be on Homeworld and values Earth's life considerably less than she values Steven.
>How can you ship them?
People don't have to identical to be compatible.
>>82833326
Garnet is my 2nd favorite and coolest character in the show, just pointing out that the majority of the vote always goes Peridots way nowadays.
>>82833322
Calm down m8, it's just banter.
>>82833235
>anyone who disagrees with me is a UGfag
>>82833191
Debilitating brain tumors, I am guessing. Or possibly drug abuse.
>>82833229
WIJ
ZIJN VAN EDELSTEEN
GEHARD DOOR AVONTUUR
So, what are the chances that BD is a fake?
>her gem has a different shape from YD and WD
>Her whole body is covered despite how her mural is drawn
>Mysterious shapes behind her screen resemble extra arms
>>82832803
They were the first two homeworld gems introduced and we sorta just paired them.
I've been interested in this pair ever since.
>>82833112
They are all on the same network. They are just poking fun at one another.
Also this>>82833272
The Simpson's won once, and the rest has been Nickelodeon shows. Look at how many times Spongebob has won. It's worth a hearty laugh.
>>82833322
Nah, the UG guys are chummy as hell, especially with the SU and Clarence crews. It's probably why they were able to get the voice actors so easily. The entire situation's so absurd that I'm not sure how you could look at it as anything but a joke.
Also, again. Kid's Choice Awards, Spongebob.
I think the joke would have worked a bit better if there were a third party who was getting all the awards, then Uncle Grandpa turns all the awards into Uncle Grandpa Awards, but eh, spilled milk.
>post yfw pizza costs 5 dollars a slice in Beach City
>>82833286
>it doesn't make sense
Yeah man its called ALIEN for a reason. Stop thinking the gems are just weird humans and realize they are actual non human extra terrestrials with a culture thay simply doesn't make sense to humans
What if Pearl answered the phone and just a loud, wet, bubbly fart comes through.
>>82833286
Music as we understand it seems to be a uniquely human thing in real life. It's entirely possible that other civilizations simply wouldn't have music, there's nothing implying that higher cognitive function inherently leads to musical development.
In SU though, I'd be inclined that music may have been banned by the Diamonds after the rebellion, in order to prevent dancing and thus potential inter-gem fusion.
>>82832406
but gay is your post.
>>82833416
>we
You mean yourself and the rest of the tumblr kids?
>>82833383
>>82833425
Oh i know.
It was a good kek when it was uploaded to the threads because of how poorly timed it was.
Eh, maybe it could have toned it down but water under the bridge.
>>82833447
Post is my gay?
>>82833441
>GREG GET OFF THE PHONE
LION AROUND
>>82833433
Are there any gay people in beach city?
straight up, what would a pride parade be doing in a town of maybe like 30 people?
>>82833326
Is it bad that I don't likeboobson my gems?
Pearl is my Waifu
>>82833380
Yes because of waifu fags being unable to be objective.
Steven and then garnet should be at the top of every list and that is pure objectivity. They are better and deeper characters than any of the other gems. Pearl is a contender but she is also a dick.
>>82833406
アンクル・グランパ お早う
>>82833059
>>82832914
I don't watch UG but I find this hilarious.
>>82833433
THE GAYS HAVE HAD IT GOOD FOR TOO LONG
>>82833416
>They were the first two homeworld gems introduced and we sorta just paired them.
And that's the only reason it ever happened.
This ship should have died when Peri lost her limb enhancers and turned out to have the personality of a child. It's honestly baffling that people think it would be a good move for the show at this point.
>>82833317
Strange thing is, I could actually see this. Peridot looks up to Amethyst and nobody ever does that.
Amethyst can change and grow, we have seen that; if she had to 'take care' of someone, she might become more mature.
>INB4 episode about Lapis being mean to Peridot who was just trying to be nice and Amethyst comes to her defense
Oh, I just want someone to give that blue bitch the business...
>>82833322
I consider it an expression of insecurity, whereas SU doesn't acknowledge UG in any way, shape or form.
>>82833376
We shall see...
Earth does something to Gems.
Why do people dislike Ronaldo again? Because he reminds them too much of themselves?
>>82833404
Just seems to be only you. UGfag.
>>82833499
WOW THANKS
>>82833433
Well, that's fanart... and also Kofi being a price-gouger.
>>82833520
But which Pearl is your waifu?
http://strawpoll.me/6574198
>>82833499
Post it in every other thread, because goddam.
>>82833410
also forgot the facts this stuff
>sea spire had a statue resembling her with four arms
>the diamond on lapis's dress is split into two parts
>her star is an octogram is made of two overlapping squares
Yeah, I'm liking the chances that she's a fusion
>>82833527
How does Garnet have a deep personality lol
>>82833562
He's a human, i'm pretty sure by now no one really likes the humans all that much after all the shit they've done to Steven and Gems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmQMJxv9ZKs
>new footage from same old world
>>82833286
You don't want your worker drones sitting around singing anthems, bro. You want them off in some pit somewhere... you know, working.
Only gems of noble blood, like those of a Diamond's court, get to enjoy things like art, music, and dance. I mean, that's kind of what Pearls are for. A nice high-class gem comes home from a hard day of reading reports to her diamond and gets to relax in a nice tub of non-abrasive polish while her Pearl sings a beautiful song, maybe recites a few poems.
But fuck them Peridots, man. The only music they should ever hear is the brain-rattling roar of an engine during a repair cycle.
>>82833322
>wahhhhhhhhhhhh mean spirited
How about you form an actual complaint instead of crying like a child? The humor was actually good and it was clearly making fun of how biased the Kids choice awards are
>>82833326
i have always been loyal to her
>>82833500
Perhaps not
But dewey knows that affluent new age folk have tons of spending cash.
>>82833562
He's a pathetic character. That just doesn't work in this show.
Removed from context, I find his character actually pretty good. He would work well in a show with an edgier sense of humor.
>>82833562
Ronaldo's either really funny or really not funny. When he's being harmlessly eccentric or blogging, he's alright, but when the episode focuses on him, he tends to develop this really freaky side that makes you think he should probably be locked up. Not to mention his voice acting can grate, and a lot of his jokes are hit-or-miss.
Hey /co/ why every male character is portrayed as stupid or mean in this show and every women is like perfect?
>>82833433
seriously, what kind of person thinks a slice of pizza costs $5?
>>82833645
>new
>>82833441
"Amethyst!!
But it's actually Lapis.
>>82833500
I bet Eyepatch Guy is gay. Lost his eye in a darkroom incident.
"Oh God, I'm so sorry!"
>>82833562
Its because he's both an asshole and viciously mocking of people who believe things that aren't popular opinion (Even when they're right, Diamond Authority) or have a metal illness, take your pick on which he's meant to represent.
For a supposedly accepting show, its pretty jarring when the equivalent of Nig-Nog-the-Cottonpicker comes on screen and starts talkin' 'bout Massahs Shoes n' Chuckin' doncha know, then steals a TV just to make sure everyone knows he's meant to be a dick.
>>82833562
He nearly murdered someone because that person didn't want to be made fun of 10 years ago. Ronaldo is a huge dick.
>>82833645
>"Hey, whats that shadowy place over there?"
>MY NAME IIIIS
>>82833564
>look ma! I did it again!
If you just going to call anyone a UGfag just cause the disagree with you, you are the definition of autism,
>>82833705
But Greg and Steven are the best characters
>>82833705
what is pearl and lapis?
>>82833705
Give at least 3 examples of both.
>>82833580
Where's sand and connie killer pearl from?
>>82833714
Kofi assumes the Gay kind
>>82833705
>>82833668
I thought the joke came from the fact UG won Primetime emmy award..?
Which still seems like rubbing it in/mean spirited.
But as i said still a hardy laugh.
>>82833743
Sand is from Giant Woman where Pearl is using her sand morphing powers that she never uses ever again and Connie Killer is from that CN flash game where you play as Connie and have to fight Pearl to the death.
>>82833728
You really need to calm down UGfag.
>>82833747
i mean, someone drew that and thought: yep, $5 is a fair price
>>82833597
You know what they say about still waters...
>>82833705
Great bait, mate!
>>82833645
>jersey is still shit
>>82833774
Oh shit that's a real CN game? It looks like deviantart up and down
>>82833462
You're funny.
No, other pepole here as well.
>>82833556
Well, only now they're going to interact do let's see how the relationship will end up being portrayed as.
>>82830633
Wait. All humans? What?
>>82833645
I hope homeworld burns this city to the ground to demonstrate their power.
>>82833740
Honestly, I'm struggling to name even three female characters who could be called perfect. Maybe Connie and Garnet, and even that's a stretch.
>>82833830
>>82833799
Nice shitpost.
>>82833527
You have it all wrong.
You think this is an "Objective Best Character" poll.
This is a "Best Girl" style poll, which means it always
degenerates into groups of waifu-fags voting for their
own.
I personally disagree with Steven and Garnet being
the most objectively deep characters by a wide
stretch, but that's unrelated.
>>82833580
so many Pearl, i want to marry all
>>82833580
>Leg Warmer Pearl has more votes than Sweater Pearl
>>82833645
>is it populated by machines?
the fact that she so casually puts that theory forth makes me think that gems are no stranger to Alien robots
Is that why they need to keep expanding? more soldiers for the unending robot wars?
>>82833039
she didn't know what music was in the context of 'fun entertainment'
You see her quickly adapt when Steven teaches her, so it's not like she was tone deaf.
>>82833800
Maybe they're just making some subtle social commentary on how homophobic African Americans tend to be with Kofi is attempting to price gouge them?
https://www.captionbot.ai/
Try this on any SU image
Post results
>>82833799
>autism
>>82833737
Kinda cute, but a disaster together.
***
Peridot building new limb enhancers when?
Or perhaps she feels she doesn't need them anymore.
>>82833817
is this game, is pretty cool http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/sword-dancers/index.html
>>82833899
>>82833871
I got you, f a m.
>>82833881
Earth being populated by machines is a pretty popular observation in science fiction when aliens visit. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy for one. Don't read into it.
>>82833806
New Jersey. Jersey is already a different place.
>>82833520
>>82833580
Pretty
Elegant
Athletic
Regal
Loving
>>82833740
Good:
>Sadie, literally amazon, hunting, survivalist and not little bitch like Lars
>Onion's mom, after rocky youth raising tough kids practically on her own, artist
>Every gem - loving, caring, or loyal, strong and always strong
BAD:
>Lars - attention whore, crybaby, wimp
>Greg - single man living in his van
>Steven, if not for Gems he wouldn't know anything, he has no school
>Onion, destruction type
and so on and on
>>82833908
i wasn't talking about shipping, pls return to tumblr
>>82833940
you're not wrong
>>82833860
>liking mercy
Sorry but no. You need to leave
>>82833899
this thing is magic
>>82833899
Let me just get the obvious out of the way
I'm working on a thing, I'd love some feedback on it. It's not finished yet, but the bulk of what's completed starts at 00:49
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0ByOWE901Mp_kT2hpbGNCcjRaRTA/view?usp=sharing
>>82833885
maybe they're retarded
>>82833645
>her nasally voice
>>82833912
>that fucking Pearl face
This is the greatest thing ever.
>>82833950
Oh, huh. Didn't know that. Thanks.
>>82833975
I bet you like peridot to huh
>>82833963
"Good" does not mean "perfect", and holy shit the cherrypicking in this post.
>>82833963
>Single guy in a van
>Business owner, capable, loving father (More so than the Gems) who gave up his future for a woman he loved and Ploughed the shit out of a woman from another planet
Face it, Greg is Captain Picard in a vest with more rock n' roll.
>>82833899
>>82833975
>liking Dva
>not Mercy
I can smell your shit taste from here
>>82833963
Greg
>a good father
>has his own bussiness
>lives in a van and still buys all of the CG's stuff
Greg best dad confirmed
>>82834008
Steven in the beginning looks like he is lip syncing poorly. Maybe you should just freeze it right before the end so he is staying still.
>>82833940
Wow, it guessed literally the same thing with this one.
Not surprised that this is a Microsoft thing.
>>82833726
>EY PEARL. YOU WANNA SEE SUMMADIS YE-HE-HE-HEAH
>>82833912
Its damn confusing to control, but its fun.
>>82833899
Why does it mistake Sapphire for someone on a surf board at the skate park?
>>82834057
Yet he gave Steven to Gems because he wouldn't have enough money to buy him things? He failed at music business and now is bald and sad.
>>82834008
>>82834092
Also maybe you should fill some of the gaps with parts of Watermelon Island since it's very Evangeliony.
>>82831792
literally an angel
>>82833899
>https://www.captionbot.ai/
Better option.
http://www.in20years.com/
I want to take Amethyst and Pearl out on a date to Empire City
>>82834008
I like it, though I could have sworn I've seen this done before. Maybe it was another cartoon parody.
I think maybe changing the words that flash by to some more obscure stuff from the show. Like "cluster" or "diamond authority" rather than the names of the gem fusions that correspond with what was just shown.
>>82834132
Its canon that he's the one paying for Stevens food and Electricity.
As in, the only one of the schlubs that works. Which is the reason he lives mostly out of a van.
All because he loves his son and is man enough to admit there are some ways he can't relate with him, some things he can't teach him that the Gems can.
Greg is basically the second best dad on TV, ever.
>>82834092
This is a good note. I'm going to try and find a better steven angle for that shot.
>>82834008
Someone already did this but if you want to update it go ahead.
[Jap]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04A1-NMv_4Y
[Eng]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azCpZL2NrVQ
>Jersey joke
Welp, time to make my obnoxiously popular SU blog into a Jersey appreciation blog for the next week.
Honestly fuck the Crewniverse, I can forgive a lackluster resolution to the Cluster arc but this just seemed oddly mean-spirited for them.
FUSION IS JUST A CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAKNAZISSTRONGER
>>82833645
>Lapis made a fart noise with her mouth
YEEESSSSS
>She literally just hovers and doesnt move even though she's supposed to fly with wings
Booooooo
>>82832100it's her tape recorder
>>82834094
>"And if you think those pansy ass rubies are gonna put a dent in the diamond then you are sorely mistaken. Garnets already one of dem, and she's a whole lot more gem than any of those runts combined. And don' get me started on amethyst, who, if left to it, could WIPE DA FLOOR WITH THOSE CLUSTER MAKIN BUNCHA CLODS...ahem"
>"So yes, and this is why the Beach city slammers are jasper's!
STONE COLD LOCK OF THE CENTURY
OF THE WEEK"
>>82833899
I want to see Opal surfing
>>82830624
I'm sure this place will be on an uproar if they don't show up at all, townie episodes don't always mean just Steven and townsfolk.
>>82833506
No, that means you like it the canon way.
So Steven's a faggot, right?
>>82834193
I might have some other opinions Anon. But I will gladly keep them to myself.
>>82834193
who's the first?
>>82834215
>Jersey jokes
>mean spirited
U wot m8? People from Jersey love making fun of Jersey. Parts of it are legitimately awful.
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>82834188
I have it as the names of the fusions because the fusions are like the Evas.
The thing you might have seen before might be the other themesong video I did a while back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYiGGWn4s5U
>>82833899
WEW LAD.
>>82834276
Gomez Addams.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIC2aMlqEZk
>>82834268
a faggot that's attracted to girls his own age?
>>82834278
He's hungry for (you)s
>>82833912
I fucking lost on the 2nd level
Pearl just kept whacking me in the face and changed her stance whenever I changed mine
Bullshit AI
>>82834268
Your post reminded me old chart with peoples genders. One of them was 'amoeba'. IMO Steven doesn't know what he is. He's still a kid.
>>82834315
That's a girl?
>>82834227What if she's prerecorded lewd messages for her?
>>82833844
Milo had a dream where they were all humans and everyone was waiting for it because it meant they could finally jerk off to the characters in peace
>>82833963
>literally amazon
Go watch 'Archer'. I'll wait.
>>82831517It's actually only five inches.
>>82834215
Learn to take a fucking joke, man. We've had a depression era mafia boss for a governor for the last 6 years. We deserve ridicule.
>>82834321
Aren't we all.
>>82834278
And I grew up in the nicer parts. Now that I don't live there anymore I miss it terribly and bristle at any insults toward it, mostly because I've seen the rest of the country and, generally speaking, very few of the states I've seen have a leg to stand on to make fun of it.
Hell, I even see some appeal in the grimy industrial parts just outside of New York. I'm sick of people getting down on the whole state all the time for that one areaand Camdenanyway. It's called the Garden State for a reason.
>>82834387
Nah, fuck that, I'm sick of it and didn't expect it out of this show for all of their fluffy niceness toward everything.
>>82834371
Who's milo?
>>82834278
New Jersey. Jersey is already a place.
>>82834178
but if there isn't a face there
>>82830885
It looks more like the face of arapistfutanari.
>>82833645
>those flapping water noises
>happy version of lapis's theme
mmm
>>82834438
My thoughts exactly
>>82834442
these aren't funny or interesting. why do you keep doing these.
>>82834442
It really likes to say it's a person on a surf board.
>>82831125
Pearl as drawn by Walt Disney Studios?
>>82834491
because it's not a good piece of programming at all
Am I the only one who's angry that Lapis immediately regains her smile? I know it's impossible not to smile next to Steven, but come on. I wanted Sick Squad Lapis.
>>82834491
surfing episode when
>>82829872
T I N Y
>>82834487
I don't. I just wanted to post the three I did. To see what it would do. Not much, as it turns out.
>>82834531
>>82834487
>>82834442
Yeah, it's just going to keep saying it's giraffes or people surfing. It's a piece of shit.
>>82834491
>>82834547
no one cares autist, little stevie is heronlyfriend
how would Hoss Delgado do against gems
>>82834491
Ghost in the Shell was right, AI just wants to surf.
https://soundcloud.com/nick_1-1/ghost-in-the-shell-stand-alone-complex-ost-scott-matthew-lithium-flower
>>82834531
Just like Microsoft's "AI".
>>82833963
>Sadie: Mean-spirited streak, all of Island Adventure
>Vidalia: Raised Onion
>Gems: Pretty much every episode to be honest family
>Greg: Best Dad
>Steven: Has befriended multiple eldritch horrors
>>82834613
Isn't his only weapon a detachable chainsaw?
>>82834613
instant death
>>82834584
kek
>>82834547
It's okay anon, Peridot's gonna fix that
>>82834178
what the fuck this stuff thinks is a face?
>>82834531
Steven Universe isn't a good piece of programming at all.
>>82830803
It's obviously going to be Initial D
>>82834547
We still haven't seen her smile with anybody else yet. We know what she's like when she meets Peridot.
>>82834690MULTI-GEM FUSING?
>>82834667
true that
>>82832284
>steven spitting in her face
if its not fake i'm ok with this
>>82834691
Why would she smile for anyone else besides Steven yet?
It's not like someone is gonna change her mind.
>>82834651
>>82834754
>Licking her nose
L-lewd
>>82834598
>Is your cause just, or is that "Just" what you tell yourself
I'm seriously surprised that game ever made it into the Metal Gear franchise,
But then again it plays great, and has some pretty hilarious moments.
More on topic her steven obsession is kinda weird, but then again
he's the only person in the entire series who hasn't treated her like shit so far.
I'm hoping the new episodes shed some light on what actually happened with the whole mirror business.
>>82834637
Sadie would make perfect gf tbqh, likes games, have a job, is dedicated, nice to people, egaged in activities.
Onion is very similar to his padre. I think that's what author wanted to show. Steven is special snowflake because he is half-gem and Pearl and other gem still see him to be similar to Rose and therefore acceptable. His human part is what brings them them most trouble.
>>82834215
> Being this blasted
Im live in jersey and I thought it was hilarious
>>82832284
>TFW ill will never find an injured jasper
>ill will never steal some of stevens saliva too fix her nose
>ill never be her sidekick who gets redeemed with her
>>82834829
Kojima actually wrote MGR, it's pretty in line with the MG timeline as far as canonity goes.
>>82830803
Or a wacky race riot!
>>82830371
>SUUUUUUGGGGGAAAAARRRRRR!
>>82834866
Whoa anon, don't get carried away. Repeat after me - It's just a cartoon...
>>82834782
no reason to smile, but will she hold disgust with the other CG also? We'll find out in Hit the diamond I guess
>>82834178
This is ridiculous
>>82834193
Gems probably have huge coffers of treasure stowed away from all of their humanity saving exploits and whatnot.
>>82834909
kek
>>82829787
>Jasper will never get redeemed because Sugar is a jew
JUST
>>82834644
The guy beats up death himself on regular occasions.
>>82834909
Nothing to see here, goym. Move along.
>>82834916
Where do you think we are?
>>82834909
>>82834955
Death in the universe of Billy and Mandy is a huge coward and buffoon.
He lost a game of limbo because a 10 year old hamster jumped on him
>>82834954
Lapis is getting an apartment in Jersey.
>>82834955
I mean that Death is pretty retarded but he'll put up a good fight for human standards.
>>82834981
E-earth?Stealing some boy's saliva is weird however I look at it
Post comics?
Who will be the first person after Steven to make Lapis smile?
>>82835025Peridot
>>82835025
>Lapis follows Mayor Dewey around making fart noises
>>82835020
Just this once.
>>82833326
>>82835020
Ok if you say so.
>>82835020
>>82835020
TFWwe are all our mothers in half
>>82835025
>>82834872
It was definitely enjoyable, but some parts felt like a parody of the series.
>Monsoon's monologue about Memes
>Armstrong's entire everything, right down to the NANOMACHINES card
Jasper falling down a hole conveniently was pretty Kojima-tier writing,
good or bad.
>>82835025
Peridot will most likely, they'll probably be smiles all round
>>82835025
My dick
>>82835079
Lapis is like Pearl height in this one.
Way too tall lmao
>>82835120
>>82835089
what if Peridot makes her laugh so hard she snorts.
>>82835143
What if Peridot makes her laugh so hard shewets herself.
>>82835111
>garnet still trying to make more permafusions
fuck off pls
>>82835016
It's not like a silly GIRL like YOU would understand! Hmph!Will you please notice me, Onna-Anon-senpai?
>>82835153
Can someone post the comic in which Jasper wants to go to Africa?
>>82830371
I just realized how very badly i want to hear a Jasper song even though I have no idea how she'd sound.
>>82835183
But I'm not a grill.
>>82832731
It's not cucking if the third party isn't human
Also Vidalia and Amethyst
>>82835196
I can barely remember her voice desu, I hope the actress tweaks it a little because it was pretty forced.
>>82835079
She actually took good care of him, unlike thatbakaAmethyst.
>>82835196
Western theme maybe? Like in these old westerns with Clint?
That would be good excuse to use really rough voice to sing.
>>82835229
Please don't "grill" me about it, though.
>>82835268
Too much like a red Steven desu
I wonder how many anons ITT have a tumblr account
>>82833726
>>82834844
I'm not living in Jersey but I wish I was. I'm just bitter because I was so glad the show took place on the east coast since it's kind of rare for a show to do that, and the Keystone episode honestly made me feel nostalgic for small towns around PA since I grew up near there and they captured the feel of the area pretty well. But now they just went and shit all over the part I love the most, which is pretty uncharacteristic of them, so it hits twice as hard.
I half expected them to put the Kindergarten in NJ, which would have at least been a moderately clever way of calling it a hole and then Amethyst would have been a Jersey girl which is appreciable, but it looks like the Kindergarten's around WV based on the moon map.
>>82829860
(You)
>>82835312
i have twenty
>>82835296
cringe.
>>82835196
I'd like to imagine it would be a villainous song, sung like Scar or someone would sing a song. Maybe she discovers that, through the power of music, she gets stronger, so she constantly sings while fighting until she becomes so annoying that Steven shoots her.
>>82833726
>>82835312
I have one but I don't use it.
Also why is /mlp/ in this image?
>>82835196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9NCR1cEbXY
>>82830371
source?
>Opal forgets she's a fusion
You think they'll be any big twists in the next 3 episodes?
We already know or its obvious that
>Steven suggests to lapis that she can live with Peridot
>Lapis and Peridot bonding
>Baseball against Rubies
>Lapis with CG bonding
>Lapis and Peridot living in the barn together scaring anti-lapidot shippers.
Anything we could be surprised about?
Besides maybe the Rubies staying I cant think of anything else that's possible to happen.
>>82835432
iml4.tumblr.com
>>82835323
is greg or jasper a better candidate for carl
>>82835374
>They don't have to be full nudes
Yes they have to
I want to meet Lapis at a coffee shop
>>82830656
top kek
>>82835196
Lost Horizon is the closest we will ever get.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcZAj1MPpeo
>>82829787
>That episode where Lapis steps on a lego and DIES
>>82835462
there's already several redraws of carl as greg
>>82835511
>ifunny.co
come on, dude
>>82835378
is this real?
>>82835511
>ifunny
kill yourself anon.
>>82835511
Lauren Zuke
>>82829787
I swear it's like every time Peridot loses brain cells she gets even cuter.
>>82835589
The crystal gems are going to mindbreak her.
>>82835536
You don't remember the episode where the CGs meet the Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
Steven fusing with other humans when?
>>82835607
Stonion when?
>>82835627
That would shatter the fabric of reality.
I want to fug a rock
I want more formed cluster
>>82835627
Steven MILFS when?
>>82835640
>Tumblr insisting that CN doesn't like gays
>even when this is completely the opposite of reality
Man they are the most delusional fucks in existence. And when you consider that Reddit exists, that's an accomplishment.
>>82835666
For fuck sake Satan
>>82835601
the true reason she wants to live alone.
>>82835640
>The entire 12-25 demographic
Probably still true.
>Tone down the gay
>Never happened
>>82831078
>>82835627
>>82835677
Steven x Greg when?
>>82831394
no
Pearl=mom
Garnet=dad
Amy=older sister
Peri=younger sister
Lapis=older cousin with issues from bad home life
>>82830371
>Lapis
>calling herself a Crystal Gem
bull shit.
My guess for the next intro, assuming we get one any time soon, is:
>Peridot in the We part with Steven
>Lapis in the ocean/ with Connie & Greg on the beach
>"Why the people of this world, believe in
>Garnet
>Amethyst"
>tempo raises instead of the usual "and"
>"Pearl
>Peridot
>STEVEN!"
Or something like that. There's currently an extra beat available in the normal song since it goes "and Pearl and Steven", but to fit Peridot in it'd have to put in another note somewhere there.
>>82835296
NEEEEEERD!!
>>82835666
But these rocks aren't for fugging Satan.
>>82835323
It's finally happening! Some great Drawfriend has given birth to my silly idea!
Could any of the gems defeat Sadako?
Peridot is a legal loli.
>>82833433
Only the gay pizza costs that much. If you don't buy it you're a homophobe.
>>82831078
>"Anyone seen Jasper?"
>"SHITFUCKASSCOCKS"
>>82835847
yes
>>82835187
got you senpai
>>82835475
now in 4K™
Okay, night, night /co/.Don't post any lewds without me watching.
>>82829787
>That one pearlfag that was autistic enough to snowflake himself into a comic
What's his name, /sug/?
>>82835688
>>82835794
No
The only option is to fug the rocks
>>82835874
Thanks, anon
>>82835517
>Random Show
...
>>82835907
>draws Ian fat as shit
I mean I know he's a fatass but
>>82835909
WTF SATAN? This is 666th reply in this post
>>82835020
comics u say?
>>82835968
FUG
THE
ROCK
>>82835907
Where's the Hitler edit?
>>82835984
Trollidot
>>82835984
>>82836046
U
S
A
U
S
A
>>82836046
Garnet is american confirmed
>>82836071
I love Peridot being a little shit.
>>82836000
Y-yes Satan.
>>82836132
>>82835312
i have one
>>82836136
I will be forever mad about YD's official design
>>82836000
I DONT WANNA FUG THE ROCKS SATAN
FUCKING HELL
>>82836181
Its fun imaging what could have been
>>82836223
This one is literally her official design with different clothes.
I like that she's a three storey high giant, and we've only seen her lounging around. I'm sure she'll look cooler if she actually fights.
>>82836223
Well there's still hope for White being like the fanart.
She'll just be a bit bigger is all.
>>82836223
>It could have been great
next thread
>>82836306
page 10
>>82836265
But the clothes are everything anon.
I hate those stupid fucking Robotnik gloves so much
>>82836306
page 9 you nigger
Is there another hiatus after Steven Floats? There aren't anymore episodes listed for France after it.
>>82836353
Most likely till Summer of Steven
>>82831557
The stuff you wipe up with a towel after a right shagging.
peri is best gem
>>82834909
wat
>>82836353
a few weeks only hopefully, but we'll go on a small hiatus at the very least thanks to France.
>>82836327
Jasper technically changed clothes when she fought and YD statues show her without the skirt and gloves.
>>82836440
you mean cape
>>82836388
Correct. Nice dubs.
>>82829787
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>>82831530
But Steven is a naive and short sighted kid. He probably didn't even think of that.
>>82836388
No, Greg is best gem.
>>82836697
>>82836697
>>82836697
NEW HREAD
>>82836689
No, but he is best full human
>>82836707
There's already a thread you retard.
>>82836562
>>82836710
Greg. Is. Best. Gem.
>>82836795
>didn't link back to the thread
Well whose the retard now
>>82831734that's really cute. More?
>>82836060
>Pearl confirmed worst gem