Your life from this point forward is now written by both Quesada

>>82818633
>My marriage is nullified and never happened.
Thank you based Quesadilla

>>82818633
>forever alone
I know who to blame.

>>82818633
Ha! Joke's on them! I've never been married and my life has always been a string of disasters!

Wait a minute... Oh my God...

I make a deal with the devil for something that sounds good, but in the end, I lose my future wife or some dumb shit.

I probably get turned gay and have a black boyfriend...also all dialogue would consist of me talking then repeating what I say between 2 to 4 times.

Can't I be written by Bendis, so I get a hot new girlfriend who's never been mentioned before and that everyone loves?

>>82819174
Or if you're really lucky you can go for a ride on Bendis' Kitty Carousel.

>>82819192
Only if your name is Peter, though.

After having decided that me being in a stable relationship is making me age, I am put through a series of convoluted events that eventually culminates in a bizarre event where I use magic to solve my problems. But my life only gets worse from there.

My marriage is nullified and my daughter dies only to return as an adult 25 issues later intending on killing me