It's the end of the weekend fellow Guild members. Let's get the roll call going for the Guild of /co/lamitous Intent!
>>82807995
Millennial Man is here!
The astonishing cute boy of that party in which you noticed how your beloved one doesn't love you anymore is set and ready!
Dickwing reporting in! (Night Dick was already taken.)
ISIS checking in!
Die-Cry reporting
>>82807995
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MEN
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
>>82808317
Is that the prophesied Composite Cena?
>>82808341
Yes
local coward, bully, cad, and thief at your service
Dark Artist coming through
>>82808388
How does the prophesy go again? It shall be written in the Guild's handbook.
one eyed weasel charmer, reporting in
Mathew Mahogany per usual
Brick Frog will fuck your face!
Okay let's kick this meeting off. First order of business, how much are dues being raised to?
>>82808620
When the skull of David Bowie is crushed and mixed with the blood of Roddy Piper, spray the mixture on $113 million and burn them along with the WCW heavyweight champion belt.
If successful, the rapper Cena (with chains and all that) will be summoned. You must quickly make Hollywood Hulk Hogan suck his dick (refer to Kevin Nash Chronicles on how to summon Hollywood Hulk Hogan), and the Composite Cena will be created, with only Chris Benoit matching his strength.
Statutory up for some fun.
>>82810098
Ah, that's right. Thanks for reminding me. Okay Guild members, can someone shop the "Prophesy of Composite Cena" onto these pages of the handbook?
Here is the prophesy:
When the skull of David Bowie is crushed and mixed with the blood of Roddy Piper, spray the mixture on $113 million and burn them along with the WCW heavyweight champion belt.
If successful, the rapper Cena (with chains and all that) will be summoned. You must quickly make Hollywood Hulk Hogan suck his dick (refer to Kevin Nash Chronicles on how to summon Hollywood Hulk Hogan), and the Composite Cena will be created, with only Chris Benoit matching his strength.
>>82810098
Please oh wise Guild Lore Master, tell us the Kevin Nash Chronicles.