If you can have 1 /co/ weapon, which /co/ weapon would you want?

>>82794202
Black power ring because I'm dead inside.

Symbiote, if I can get a non homicidal one

Otherwise the quantum bands, they didn't have any weird downsides did they?

>>82794202
Infinity Gauntlet.
Then I can just have all the weapons.

>>82794629
Well shit

>>82794202
>If you can have 1 /co/ weapon, which /co/ weapon would you want?

Mjol...

>You however must meet the requirements to use them if they have a special restriction to them.

... Red power ring then. Asshole.

>>82794629

>>82794202
>You however must meet the requirements to use them if they have a special restriction to them.

Have fun collecting the infinity gems without superpowers.

By which I mean, enjoy your heavy glove.

STILTMAN'S STILTS

Depending on how loose you define "weapon" then the spider that bit Peter Parker.

Blue Beetle Scarab.

I am the weapon.

>>82795005
That's not a weapon. Don't be a faggot

>>82794202
Red Power Ring.


ill make them all fucking pay.

Guess a lot of us will be the Red Lanterns. I, however, will be the fucking boss. The rage of pathetic NEETs (you people) who never had anything to show for their existence pales in comparison to that of someone who works hard, "shows up on time" and Life still fucks him over.

The rage of He Who Almost cannot be equaled.

>>82794610
Second on the magical goop alien.

Heck just the laundry savings would be worth it.

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The Starbrand. Benefits of immortality, enhanced physique, cosmic awareness and energy manipulation.

Does SHAZAM count as a weapon? Since it is basically something that you wield and can potentially lose.

>>82795726
>cosmic awareness

You really don't want this, Anon. Seriously.

>>82795756
in that instance so would worthiness of mjolnir, the phoenix force, etc

Green Lantern ring.

I want to leave this place.

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>>82794966
Fine then. Infinity Armor

>>82795011
I'm with this guy

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>>82795726
>Get the brand
>You can't stop feeling the cosmic horrors thats just a few lightyears away

Green

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how about the white lantern ring? It's easy to recharge, considering it somehow is powered by how lively you feel (and considering all the shit I could do than I'm sure I wouldn't start to feel dead inside) and the fact that it basically gives you the power of the other 7 normal power rings.

Jack's magic ancient sword, would sell to Japan for quick $

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Heart Ring from Captain Planet so I can fuck anyone I want at any time.

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Zodiac Key would be cool to have

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I'll choose spin ring, that's a good trick.

Golden Tiger Claw from xiaolin showdown or the Rabbit Talisman

>>82800026
Incandescence, Lightning or Spin
I'd be happy with any of these