Will Chris get himself a Sonichu show animated by dhx? http

>>82791823
>Let's make Sonichu great again

oh my god

>>82791823

WHAT THE FUCK.

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>>82791823
Oh no.

>>82791823
FUCK NO. I'M NOT GONNA WATCH THIS NO. NO. Post the song, you know which one

>>82791823
What is up with his hair now?

>>82792066
hes in transition
goes by Christine now

srsly

>>82792066
How long has he been going at this sonichu stuff for? Around a decade or so?

>>82792081
I get that, but the hair looks weird. It's like a combination of the comb over of a balding man and the poofy blown out hair of a woman of the late 80's.

>>82791823
You know I really thought he had moved on from that Sonichu shit, but of course he didn't. He never will.

>>82791823
Yes. If only to be sued by Nintendo, Sega and every other company on the planet.

>>82791980
BUILD A WALL AND MAKE THE PVCC PAY FOR IT

>>82792164
He's too far gone at this point. Maybe 10 years ago there was a sliver of a chance he could get his life back on track, but now it's too late.

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Would you, /co/?

>>82792247
No there wasn't. The only way he had a chance was being taken from his family at an early age. You have no hope in turning out normal with a racist dad and hoarding mother while being autistic.

>>82792291
He literally is his own bitch.

>>82792291
Are we talking about sex? Then no, no I would not.

>>82792597
Tell that to /b/, they love transsexual dick.

>>82791823
Wow, i never thought chris chan was this stupid.
as if nintendo, sega, or gamefreak would want any involvement with this guy.

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>>82791823
I actually had a sliver of hope for him... when the house burned down and he lost all his shit and he got a fuckton of donations and began actually selling things we was making, I thought "good, he's learning to cash in on his infamy. Maybe he'll understand a little about humility and using popularity for the good of your family"

But then this proves he's still 100% as deluded as ever about his ridiculous OC and his assumed ability to contact corporate representatives by making youtube videos directed at them.

>>82791823
hopefully in the future sonichu will be in the next smash bros, including having his own video game series, being catchable pokemon in the 8th generation, and having his own tv show with some of the main characters including myself voiced by me.

>Post yfw Sega, Nintendo, and Gamefreak put Sonichu as a alternate costume for sonic in the SSB game that comes out after Chris dies.

>>82792873
there was never any hope for the guy dude, did you even watch his documentary?
he's fucking hopeless.

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>>82792024
There are so many but I assume you mean this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc

Though personally I'm partial to this:

https://cameronclarke.bandcamp.com/track/zap-to-the-extreme-2

>>82791823
You know if he wasn't insane and mentally challenged might could get a Sonichu game made. He could make a kick starter, pay programmers and artists to make it, and then call it a parody.

>>82793068
>and a corner office even though I work from home

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>>82792886
>Be me
>Playing Gen 8 pokemon
>caught all pokemon in the region
>obtained all 8 gym badges
>Trained hard with my main 6 pokemon
>Defeat the the Elite 4
>The only thing left for me to do is defeat the pokemon league champion.
>I don't even know who he/she is, because i reading or paying attention the story.
>enter the final room.
>see my final obstacle
>it's a guy
> i don't know who he is because he's not facing me (although he's he's wearing a striped shirt)
> i talk to him
> he turns around
>HOLY SHIT IT'S CHRIS CHAN!
>his hole team are 5 electric hedgehog Pokemon and 1 Pikachu.
>Defeat him
>win the game
>decide to battle chris chan again.
>beat elite 4 again
>battle chris chan again
> same pokemon except this time chris chan is dressed like a women.

Who's this retarded fuck?

>>82793492
oh fuck, a couple writing errors.
i should really proofread before posting

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>>82793521
>being this new

I just wish someone would kick the shit out of him. Or he goes to jail for a time. Man, if i wasnt on another planet id run him down and shave his hair off

>>82793521
his name is not important

I cant wait for his mom to die then well really be in for da lols

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>>82793521
>Not knowing the man that has a wiki for himself

>>82793694
i know how you feel dude, sometimes you just want to know what's inside that pea sized brain of his, it's either kick the living shit out of him or have a long talk with him.
although out the stupid shit he's done, he's never been on tv show like worlds dumbest

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>>82791823
>Sonichu, Rosechu, an the city of CWCville, as well as the world... yeah, the world and all that

Most concise licensing agreement ever made.

Just imagine, if this ever worked out for him, all of the people that had to suck up to Christine. Would not put it past him to try and turn that into a network molestation cult.

How could anyone stand this guy for that long? I couldn't even stand to watch to the end of this video. I tried but had to quit when he requested a salary by number.

No saving him now.

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>>82791823

I couldnt even dare myself to open that link after seeing that thumbnail

what will happen when his mom dies?

>>82792137
You've never seen a Cocker Spaniel?

>>82793936
institutionalization seems to be the endgame

>>82793936
hopefully he'll be living in the streets, and along with the hobos and witches

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>>82791823
>Maternity leave

I blame the white knight who donated a ton of money to him to continue Sonichu, thinking it would help him.

Untreated autism. Did u see the vid where he keeps his jizz in freezer? He shouldnt be anywhere near children._._retweeting to offical sega twitter as i type.

>>82792081
i guess he wants to be the next Caitlyn jenner.
it's weird too because i thought he was anti gay anti faggot.
i can only imagine how the sonichu comics would be with his new ideology

>>82794030
>it's weird too because i thought he was anti gay anti faggot.

He is.

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>>82793521

this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ5HIw5pzSQ

>>82794030
Oh he started this Christine thing looooong before the Caitlyn Jenner shit

>>82794030
>i thought he was anti gay anti faggot.
He still is, sort of. He isn't as open about it any more but he still hates male gays, and he also hates male-female transgenders. It's only ok for women to be gay, and for him.

But even then a lot of the old gay bashing was just him repeating stuff his dad would say. I doubt Chris has strong feelings about anything that doesn't directly involve his own personal comfort.

>>82792693
There's got to be some troll he's corresponding with that's convincing him to try these "business deals." Like when he tried to make Sonichu Entertainment a company. He "made money" selling amiibos and his delusion that anyone cares about Sonichu unironically is worse than ever.

>$100,000 salary
>I need to be able to work from him and when I choose
>maternity leave

Chris is the gift that keeps on giving. I've been following this retard for 8 years now.

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>>82794145
>Personally select his female personal assistants
>He gets to voice the characters he wants
>50% of the fucking profit

Fucking Miyamoto probably doesn't get these benefits

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>>82791823
>2016
>he still calls it his own creation

>>82794030
I always thought he is trying to get closer to women this way.

He's a permanent train wreck that doesn't want to put any fucking effort into anything though.

I genuinely believe that someone will make a fascinating movie about him.

>>82794030
He is still anti-gay, one of his lesbian friends chewed him out about a Facebook post he made a year ago or so and that made him stop being open about it and he went back through and edited a lot of shit out of sonichu like the homosexual-free utopia he created.

He still hates gays. He only became tranny when girls he would ask out told him they were lesbians and acourt ordered therapist told him to get in touch with his feminine side

>>82792974
Wait, documentary?

>>82792106
Since 2000.

>>82793521
Lurk more.

wish there was a campaign to end him

>>82794251
He is trying to get closer to women this way. Everything Chris does is an attempt to get a girlfriend or push his Sonichu creation.

If a major studio offered to publish a triple A Sonichu game under the condition he never have a girlfriend his head would probably explode.

>>82791823
It's nice to see that Chris is still delusional as ever.

>>82794298
Some high school kid did a documentary about him for a school project and put it on YouTube.
It's not that good and skips over a lot of the things that makes Chris Chris, instead of just some 'poor poor tard' that people are mean to.

>>82794281
Don't forget that the "boyfriend free" shit started because when he'd ask girls out they'd either tell him they were lesbians or that they already had a boyfriend and he genuinely believe every last one of them.

To this day he didn't pick up on the fact that they were just trying to let him down easy rather than saying that they'd never go out with a spergy-tard like him if their lives depended on it. He even still pines over a couple of girls he didn't try to ask out as if he ever had a chance.

So of course he had no choice but to become a lesbian in order to find a girlfriend.

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>>82792081
>I would rather suffer a painful gender change operation than be a homo

>>82794298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s

It's really not bad as like, a summary of the phenomenon that is Chris Chan. Chris has such a huge body of "work" that it's tough to condense it all into any one document/video, but this doesn't do a bad job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VjMsw09MTQ

>>82794392
>One of the last known conversations between Bob and Chris was Bob yelling at him for dressing "like a faggot".

>>82794281
He hates guys in general, he's as bitter about the existence of other men as any other virgin, and as we've seen through Elliot Roger, /r9k/, and /pol/, long term virginity leads to bigotry.

Hmm, he has disability and plastic surgery boob.

Theres a phonecall that wasnt released where when his dad died he was convinved he wasnt going to croke because he had a dream. So he didnt bother going to see his dad one last time and he stayed home gorged on food and played games.

>>82794587
I'm glad it wasn't released. Stuff like Chris promoting Sonichu on Youtube, demanding Sega to give him extravagant signing bonuses for the privilege to work on his totally original parody of Sonic the Hedgehog and Pikachu is hilarious and exactly the sort of thing that endears Chris to people. The amount of ego on display is staggering and it's content that Chris released on his own so it's fair game for ridicule.

No matter how big a fuck up he might be I really don't want to listen to Chris crying over his fathers death while being secretly recorded. There's nothing amusing about that.

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>>82791823
>maternity leave

W-what? It's literally impossible for him to ever need that.

>>82794572
Isn't he using estrogen cream or whatever for the breasts?

>>82793810
He might be the most well documented person who has ever lived.

>>82794696

theres nothing amusing about him in general. it's a sign of the mental health issues, thats plaguing everything. either get him the help he needs, or get him off the streets. laughing at him is only showcasing how bad mental health issues are fucking up society.

>>82794769
Yes though the stuff he's using is menopause medication, it's not meant to be used for transitioning from male-female.

It's also prescription medication that he does not have a prescription for and likely acquired through some shady on-line drug retailer. So who knows what the hell is actually in it.

>>82794754
There is such a thing as adoptive leave-- I geniuinely doubt Chris knows that though since be grew up raised by retirees and hasn't stayed at a job longer than three months in his life.

>>82794754
I assume that she is thinking that if she ever does get her daughter Crystal, she would get maternity leave since she is becoming a woman, and therefore a mother.

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>>82794896
>Crystal

>>82794864
Well that doesn't sound like a good idea. Is he at least aware of the fact that it's not meant for that?

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>maternity leave

>>82794754
As much as people joke about Chris being a retard he does know he will never be able to get pregnant himself (it's why he's freezing his sperm, to save it for his heart-sweet). It's an entitlement thing, he has always expected that he'd be the stay at home dad so this is just an extension of that.

>>82794921
Chances are good that if it was ever brought up to him that this might be dangerous or misguided that he promptly ignored all warnings.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULDGgv35otw

>>82794587
is that the same one where he's just sobbing for an hour

>>82794540
/pol/ is the opposite of Elliot Roger and /r9k/

Wonder what would happen to him/her/whatever if /v/ and /co/ didn't find out about him and became obsess over him? Would be give up and slowly get better?

>>82794987
>Let's go upstairs and I'll show ya
I literally scream no and leapt across my desk to close the tab

>Lists "maternity leave" in benefits

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I'm almost positive sega. or at least a few key people in there social media department are well aware of captain stinkout.

>>82794978
That's what I was assuming. But sometimes people try tricking him just for the heck of it.

>>82795030
It's really not.

>>82795137
It really is.

>>82795059
His descent into pure madness would have been slower but this guy was getting no help really from his parents

I do think he probably wouldn't have gotten -this- crazy, but he'd still be nuts

>>82794281
>He still hates gays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1WZ7GCcH6Y

>>82791823
>trannies are sane

>>82795151
Feel really sorry for him. If his parents just tried to raise him like a normal kid he might be awkward and not completely social but he might have stood a chance. But his parents seem to think just locking him up was the best way to raise him.

>>82795059
Would have been largely the same, maybe with a bit slower descent into Tomboyness but he'd still be a weird fuckup and the incident at the Gameplace where he and his mother ran over the owner would have happened regardless.

Chris was getting into trouble and fucking up his life long before the internet found out about him. And he is surprisingly resilient to the shit trolls have put him through. Probably helps that he only lives in the moment.

>>82794100
>Was into MLP before bronies were a thing
>"Became" a trap before it was a media sensation
Chris is a trendsetter. He is our future.

>>82795141
/r9k/ is /pol/ lite

>>82795133
Chris isn't even in contact with trolls anymore. He hasn't been since that psychiatrist told him he needs to get a life.
All they really do now is follow him around to his court appearances, report on his Facebook posts, and take pictures.

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>>82795158

thats a lie. he's a liar. he cried when nobody bought him a ps4, so he used fingerhut to buy one. then he made up a name based off old pornos he's watched, and said someone bought it for him, so he wouldn't look like the real authentic retard that he actually is.

>>82795141
I'm sure it would work out nicely for you and your ego if it was, but it's not.

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>>82795225
>>82795261

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>>82792247
A mixture of people harrassing and mocking him as equally as goading an autistic man to continue (with the goal of more fuel to point and laugh at) is what did this.

>>82794339
>If a major studio offered to publish a triple A Sonichu game under the condition he never have a girlfriend his head would probably explode.
someone should probably do that.
i'd did it, i'd also tell him that he's has to say sonic boom is actually good

>>82795299
Oh well I didn't know some anon that could easily be from /pol/ or /r9k/ absolved themselves of ever being as pathetic as someone they share similar ideologies with.
Even overlooking the fact that Elliot and his stepmother hated each other and she kicked his dumbass out of the house- and he saw his dad as a 'weak male' because he agreed with her, and he had some archaic sense of patriarchy.

>>82795203
Bob tried to make him interested in things that weren't fucking Sanic (with no results). They also moved to prevent him going to a special needs class.
This is the result of trying to raise him like a normal kid.

>>82795460
Very little of Chris's problems stem from his assburgers. Most of them stem from being raised badly by old parents who were too lazy to take a hands on approach, and by the fact they themselves are both assholes, although Barbera is much worse than Bob was given he was just an old racist drunk and she's a hoarding slut who uses Chris as an ATM while her other children will have nothing to do with her.

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>TFW you know some retard that is the CWC of your city but he'll never be as famous because he only speaks spanish and thus he'll never be trolled until he's broken.

>>82795235
>All they really do now is follow him around to his court appearances, report on his Facebook posts, and take pictures
>mentally competent (well, some of them, probably) individuals have spent over a decade of their lives dedicating their free time to stalking a retarded manchild

Chris is like a great stellar body, pulling lesser masses close to orbit around him, except the pull isn't gravity, it's autistic failure.

>>82795203
Chris deserves no sympathy whatsoever.
His parents taught him that he could do anything he wanted to because he was as good as everyone else. But if anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit they're an evil gay Jew and picking on a poor poor autistic lonely boy.

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>>82795158
I just realized that Chris Chan reminds me a lot of Annie Wilkes from Misery

>>82795640
is that José?

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>>82795059
he was doing weird stuff long before /v/ and /co/ found him

if he was never found he'd probably just be a weird urban legend in ruckersville

>>82791823
Is that a remake of Sonichu? Or is it only a fan art cover?

Someone needs to lure chris to a big city, steal all his cash/id/car and just let him go. But record the whole thing. Now that would be funny.

>>82795602
Barb is by far the worst problem in his life. She was the one who taught him that being lazy, entitled, and arrogant and to avoid working was the way to go.

She is also legitimately crazy and when she was healthy enough to do it had lashed out at Bob and Chris on a couple of occasions and threatened to kill herself if they disturbed her hoard. The internet only wishes it could claim the level of responsibility for Chris's problems that come from his mother. He barely even remembers most of the internet trolls. For example Liquid Chris had a run in with Chris years after the whole incident and Chris didn't know who he was.

People grossly overinflated how much of an impact the online trolling has had on Chris. Yeah he'd make it into a big drama when it was happening but he'd also quickly forget about it. The ones that he obsesses about are all people like Snyder or Mary Lee Walsh, normal people that had to interact with him in person who didn't try to fuck with him but who just happened to interfere with whatever retarded bullshit he was getting up to at the moment.

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>>82795745
>5'9"
No wonder he was a virgin

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>>82795721
No way

>>82795721
No that is Retrosan

>>82795809
Pretty sure he would die, anon.

>>82795823
We kiwi in here?

>>82795670
Jesus christ

>>82795059
He would have gotten sent to jail a lot sooner due to having to battle lonliness by seeking out human contact outside of the internet.

>>82795824
Kek.
Really though he's a virgin because he was a sperg who didn't really like people but thought that they should love him.

He'd go sit in front of a coffee shop and read a book, snarling at all the couples that past. Then after several hours he huff off and literally cry that none of the girls came over and talked to him, the dumb sluts.

A lot of transgender people I know say that Chrischan is too mentally ill to be considered transgender.

>>82795877
No they have to many I HAVE AUTISMs there. -Len shaner

>>82795963
There's no such thing as "too mentally ill to be a tranny", but there is "people who are trannies because they're mentally ill"

Chris is not transgender - he's an autogynophiliac, or in laymen's terms because he can't get the girl he BECOMES the girl and falls in love with himself. It's truly being mentally ill and has nothing to do with actual gender dysmorphia

>>82795994
Same. I lurk for Chris info, but Null is a faggot and the forum has a "no fun allowed" policy

>>82792291
Would send to therapy. Again.

He needs a business partner. One with a can do, people friendly attitude and a dynamic art style who's always open to new ideas and constructive criticism.

Could anyone stand before the might of a partnership between Chris-chan and Dobson?

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>>82796110

too mentally ill to be funny -- describes all this in a nutshell.

So how followed is Chris these days? He used to be huge, and while I'm sure plenty of people still remember him how many views do most of his videos and stuff get?

It's like a fun mental excercise to try and figure out some way he can get his wreck of a life together. If he's still as infamous as he once was he could honestly try LPs or something.

I don't know how someone, even someone as retarded as him, can reach this level of fame and not find a way to cash in on it at least a bit.

>>82796231

chris's ego doesn't allow anyone or anything to help or work with him.

you would have to live by him, and threaten him with violence, and basically treat him like a 5 month old puppy, if u wanted to make chris make money off his infamy. that includes rubbing his face in his own piss.

>>82794987
holy fuck

>>82795126
They are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnoq4-Mhpgc
https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416

>>82795640
>will never be trolled until he's broken

Good, because that's fucking horrible.

>>82795823
It's disturbing how much you guys know about him and his family.

>>82796654
sonic_hedgehog is the best thing to come out of the Sonic franchise

>>82796682
He shouldn't be such low hanging fruit.

>>82796682
I mean, he's way funnier making an ass of himself.

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>>82796231
Dobson's too busy whining about drawing instead of actually drawing

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Chris is asking way to much from something that, even if SEGA were to agree to, would more than likely fail in the long run

also
>"i want to hand pick my secretary"
sexual harassment lawsuit in the future i see

>>82796759
>Coke and Mentos
What?

>>82797029
It's a meme, haven't you seen youtube?

>>82797065
I know what they do, but how does that make eggman?

>>82797137
Explosions.

>>82797137
Because memes are popular

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>>82791823
Looks like his hairline is starting to recede. Might make his ideal image harder to attain.

>>82796734
Because he is an enigma. Arguably the ultimate example of the welfare system failing. People look at him and can't help but wonder what shapes a man into that. So they look at everything around him. The town he grew up in, the family that raised him, the school he was educated in. Anything that can piece together how you can go from a seemingly innocent but autistic child into...well Christine.

>>82796734
Autist are not human anon they are wild animals that must be studied.

>>82794987
>those captions
>I am a transform man

>>82793068
There are some people working on a fanmade Sonichu/CWC video game.

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>>82797473
Aren't there a bunch of spin off games? My personal favorite was the CWC RPG mainly since that seems to be the one that actually shows some real progress in its development.

>>82797395
do you think the decade of harassment might have something to do with his current state, and not... the welfare system

>>82794987
>Chris became a liberal crazy catlady in your lifetime
I'm blaming the new court ordered shrink.

>>82794258
He has a friend?

>>82797554
No. Chris was a shitty person before "the trolls" and all that.

>>82796130
>forum has a no fun allowed policy
I stopped lurking when there were no Chris updates and people got mad at him for the dumbest reasons. Chris is a shitty person, but he isn't Hitler.

>>82797602
He has girls that he wants to fuck that don't want to fuck him but don't want to completely tell him to fuck off either.

Basically all those girls he invited to his birthday party in high school, but lesbians.

>>82797554
No, he was already doing this long before the harassment, with the only noticeable change being that rather than targeting individuals in his life, he started targeting Anonymous. They became another excuse for him to be lazy, to blame for his 'lack of motivation'.

>>82797602
Anna McLerran, she used to be a hardcore Chris white knight but she probably got fed up with his shit.

>>82797554
Remember before he was trolled, he was still ike this: autistic, lazy, and blaming other people for his problems. That list included

>A cop that tackled him when he had a tantrum in Target
>Mall cops in general who also gave him a rough time for loitering/screaming in the mall
>A principal for not letting him solicit sex on campus grounds

He has only himself to blame.

>>82794881
No adoptive agency on earth would let Chris near the children.

>>82797737
>MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS
What did he mean by this?

>>82795126
This is just depressing.

Someone should make an updated version.

>>82797788
Could be a reference to one of his comics where he said the jerkop's badge looks like it's made of wood but actually a graham cracker.

Or maybe it's just to show how stupid mall cops are compared to him.

>>82797521
I think the Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles one is the one that stands the best chance of actually getting made.

>>82797395
>Arguably the ultimate example of the welfare system failing.
I don't know. I think Chris' chance was lost the minute his parents didn't do anything to get him the help he needed at a young age. Probably better for him to get his monthly welfare rather than be forced to work, where he'd probably just make life way more unpleasant for a much larger number of people. I think it's too late for him to become a socially adjusted person.

>>82797788
apparently the other cops had graham crackers for badges, the other cop though his was also a graham cracker as well and ate it

it's to show that, that cop was stupid

but that's also stupid too

>>82796933
In one earlier video Chris announced that his female hires would have an option for romantic opportunities and lesbian sleepovers with him.

>>82797883
That... that sure is stupid alright.

>>82797968
You don't have to tell me twice! But during the stone age...

>>82797881
Not really, he never learned anything about financial responsibility. All his money just goes to instant gratification, with no thought as to what other expenses he'll need to pay off. Likewise, because he kept getting paid regardless of his actions, he never learned to tone it down. Now as a result he has committed several infractions that might even lead to his welfare getting revoked.

>>82796314
Chris tried to stream Destiny but he left his microphone off and he made only one video on it.

>>82798016
Those both got posted already
>>82794471
>>82794987

>>82794030
>thought he was anti gay anti faggot.

He is, he's just a lesbian now

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>>82798187
Confirmed when he retconned his comic.

Used to be he would travel into the future where his blood would be used to create a vaccine to 'cure' homosexuality (The fact that vaccines are actually an inert form of the disease and thus Chris indirectly saying he was gay was lost to him). Now it's just to cure nazi-zombies that existed outside the comic and are never shown.

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>>82797935
I'm fairly certain any basic high-school level Business class can tell you why that's not a good idea.

Why doesn't Chris know? Wasn't he an "HONOR-ROLL" student?

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>>82794987
>skip to the end up this video by accident
>white gunk in tupperware containers in the freezer
>think it's materials for his crafts or something
>start the video from beginning
>realize what it actually is

>>82798277
Could just be he took classes that were easy for him and beneath his level of education.

>>82796734
It's all well documented on his own personal wiki. Most of it was voluntarily offered up by himself without any prompting though there is some legitimately creepy stalker stuff on there. Like they have copies of his old high-school grade reports and bits and pieces of his old psych-evaluations that would have required either tricking him into giving up very personal information (admittedly not difficult but creepy none the less) or dumpster diving.

As far as I'm aware no one actually scavenged from the ruins of his house when they were temporarily displaced due to the fire but there are some pictures of the renovators / repair crews dumpsters as well.

>>82798277
He's dumber than a pile of bricks. Some guy dug his old High School papers out of the ruins of the House fire or something and iirc that proved that he never really made honor roll for reals.

>>82796314
He's too lazy to really exploit his infamy. He's got a shop set up but is very slow in actually filling orders even on stuff that's basically no work - high reward. For instance he sells autographed photos of himself at a very steep price (I think they're like $50.00 or something silly like that) and even though he's actually had people fill orders for them he can't be bothered to do the minimum amount of work which is to sign a copy of his picture and put it in the mail. The whole Sonichu Entertainment of America is basically just a scam to get other people to make Amiibos and shit for him so he can play video games all day instead of making money off Sonichu.

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>>82794987
So he doesn't recycle it anymore?

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>>82794987

its mother is still alive right?

how does she handle this?

>>82798582
There's a reason she's called Snorlax.

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>>82794987
OH GOD, this just reminded me something

>chris chan has constantly been sending the sperm donor center his semen
>they keep rejecting it because his semen ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH

>>82797737
Keep in mind that Chris is such a toxic failure that he's gotten himself kicked out of every form of social interaction he's ever been involved with. And this was going on long before the internet knew about him.

This is a guy who was so awful to be around that he got himself banned from every store he chose to frequent, multiple schools, and both churches that he used to attend.

Not even his local church community wants anything to do with him.

>>82798582

She doesn't

>>82798518

After one of the more recent begging videos i actually ordered a 10 dollar character drawing from his etsy shop cuz I thought it'd be a funny and unique thing to have. Still haven't received a response on my request and don't really expect to at this point. Disappointing that he couldn't even manage to sit down and do a simple uncolored drawing somebody paid for after literally begging for people to donate to him.

>>82798582
Chris has his own fridge, thankfully.
Fun fact: Barb used to force Chris to sleep in the same bed as him until Chris said fuck it and moved upstairs.

>>82798582
She's a fat old hag. She has spoken against Chris's "tomgirl" antics but can't really do anything to discipline Chris because she's spoiled him rotten to the core.

>>82798618

How do you get banned from a church

>>82798616
Obviously it isn't.

>>82798664
Be Chris Chan obviously.

>>82798664
I think Chris used his church as an arena to whine about his problems, including his Love Quest.

>>82798664
It's probably pretty easy. Just run into one with full KISS makeup and a boombox blasting the Doom soundtrack while screaming "Hail Satan" and throwing your own shit everywhere and see how fast you get thrown out.

>>82798664
>>82798664
he was clearly horndogging

>>82798664
Apparently the pastor of the Baptist church he went to didn't agree with his 25th birthday video and saw his Myspace or whatever had images of sexy women.

>>82798664
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Wesley_Memorial_United_Methodist_Church#Incidents

>>82798548
No, but recently in a facebook post he talked about how his Chris-chan Sonichu form is now a Rosechu with working genitals and that he wanted to use his own sperm to make himself pregnant.

>>82798582
She doesn't care as long as she can keep using Chris's disability cheques. She was recently sue by Discover, however, and the fact that about a year or so ago Chris was trying to reach out to her other children because presumably A) He doesn't want to take care of her as she ages and becomes more of a burden and B) They have mounting debt because Chris keeps spending hundreds of taxpayer money on video games and legos

>>82798664
He was going to a Baptist church and they tend to be very conservative on issues of sexuality.

Chris being the gross weirdo that he is upset the pastor enough that he gave him the boot.

>>82798582
She doesn't, Bob was the only one that was 'aware' of the shit Chris was doing and even he couldn't stop it. Barbara just ignores it because she's a lazy bitch outside of calling him a faggot every once in a while. She's like 80 at this point, and eats like shit and has terrible hygiene, won't be much longer now.

>>82798835

Always amazes me that people manage to live to such an old age living like that while wealthy celebrities with access to the best medical care are constantly dying unexpectedly at 50-60.

>>82798835
But she's always pretty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or588dS-5kg

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>>82798919
Because celebrities like to do D-R-U-G-S.

>mfw that Song of Christian video he made when he was 16.
>afraid of saying the word "drugs"

I really wish YouTube was around in the late 90s just to see what teenage Chris would upload.

>>82798835
>lazy bitch
She worked a full career.
Not her fault that Chris is an uncontrollable tardbaby. Even if he was raised in a shitty manner, he would've turned okay if he had any effort to improve on his own part.

>>82799058
spotted the white knight

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>>82799347
>Points out Chris is the source of his own problems.
>White knighting.

>>82799058
>a drunk that had an illegitimate child she pinned on her then husband
>a hoarder that refuses to clean the feces of her many pet cats
>a mother so horrible her other children won't talk to her
>not a lazy bitch because one time a million years ago she went to work like every other person on the planet except Bernie Sanders voters
Fuck off

>>82799377
Anyone remotely familiar with Chris knows Barb is a terrible person and the reason why Chris got this bad, you filthy casual

>>82799058
>she worked a full career
So?
Plenty people work full careers, retire, and can clean up their fucking house. If they couldn't handle having an autistic kid then maybe getting knocked up at fucking 45 wasn't the best course of action.

>>82799347
I guess I'm a white knight when I'm not mindlessly hating on someone who is only partly at fault for Chris' behaviour when Chris himself is to blame for the shit he's done after he became a legal adult.

>>82799445
No, it's a mixture of everything.
>His racist dad that never cracked down on his rampant spending
>His mother's never ending coddling
>His peers light attitude to his bullshit
>The welfare program for enabling his bullshit to go unchecked.

>>82798795

>>82798762

Jesus

>>82799499
Pretty much this. Chris is the result of a perfect storm of disasters that all contributed to who he is today. You can't single out any one thing. Nobody is innocent but nobody is completely at fault.

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>>82798764

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>>82799499
As someone with similar mental disorders as Chris here, I'm really fucking glad my upbringing wasn't this much of a disaster. I fear I would be no different otherwise.

>>82799713
Agree, I think Chris is really brave but people just don't accept him because he's different. People shouldn't be so judgmental of each other and understand that we are all valuable. It saddens me to see Chris bullied so much in his daily life

>>82793521

the legend of our era.

the culmination of all that is human.

>>82793521
the mistake of god

>>82795640
Save him.

>>82794772
Which is kinda sad

>>82800230
https://youtu.be/AjsSL0bfve4
Then I can't watch him versioning Stronger than you

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>>82799860

Remember when Chris got his taint piercing infected and he thought he was growing a vagina?

>>82800343
He's not as bad as Chris, and needs a loooong way to go before he gets there.

Also I'm glad my Spanish is better than I thought, I've only been able to practice with a Braziliian kid for the last year.

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>>82800498
Yes

>>82800511
Brazilians speak Portuguese.

>>82800498
What

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>>82794987
I thought I could handle it. I thought wrong.

>>82800511
He reminds me of Chris when he was making his dumb advice video.

>>82800605
Chris had his his taint pierced with a barbell, the thing infected and the piercing moved, and Chris regarded the infected wound as a "soul vagina" or some fucked up shit and sent photos of his pierced taint to some troll girl he had been conversing with. He ignored the troll telling him to stop fucking around with the piercings but Chris didn't listen.

>>82799452
There's nothing mindless about hating Barbara, she's garbage.
Garbage mother, garbage wife, garbage sister, and garbage friend. If Cole were her only son all that would still be true.

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>>82799377
>>82799452

boy you sure are stupid

>barb was a terrible mother and for the most part left chris to his own devices
>"no it's entirely christophers fault"

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>>82800768

>>82791823
I can't watch video where I am right now. Summary?

>>82796734
>>82797554

Chris was a local legend even before internet shenanigans started. His shitty upbringing molded him into the thing he is today.

The "decade of harassment" has about as much affect on him as some "problematic" video games.

>>82800858
>If Cole were her only son

friendly reminder Barb REFUSED to tell cole who his real father was for years even up to his death for whatever reason beyond the one i can only think of was that she didn't want to admit she was a whore

Has anybody bought anything from his Etsy? Thinking about copping my own TRUE AND HONEST Sonichu medallion.

>>82800959
After Chris got his taint piercing, he wanted the potential sex with da ladies be him rubbing his taint against her clit because he regards his piercing to be his clitoris despite the fact that his "clitoris" would be closer to his anus than where a vagina would be... Also, he likes to bring up bonobo sex with females customers much, when he's in correspondence with them.

>>82800892
Yes, Barb might've been a terrible mother but after Chris turned 18 everything he did was his own fault and not that of his parents'

THE SAGA CONTINUES

>>82794754
I'm not sure what you'd call paternity leave for the butch lesbian parent, but I assume he'd be getting at something like that.

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>>82792291
Why does he always look like he hasn't showered in 3 months?

>>82801217
That's the dumbest thing I've ever read. 18 doesn't mean anything to anyone but gas station that sell cigarettes and porn producers.

He was directly taught not to take responsibility for his actions while he was young and being 18 does nothing to change that.

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>>82801137

hahahahahahahahaaaaah

>>82801341
because he probably hasn't

>>82801341

Because he very likely hasn't.

Chris thinks drenching himself in Axe body spray is an acceptable alternative to a shower.

>>82801217
This is a poor argument.

I get that you can't blame everything on your parents, trust me.

But the people most responsible for who you become as a person due to having total control over your life in your formative years don't get off just because you've turned 18.

>>82801341
>Chris claims to bathe on a daily basis. However, his propensity to lie and reports from people who have interacted with him suggest otherwise. According to Emily, he reeked of "rotten watermelons"; Robert Simmons V said that he had a variant of the homeless person stank, and field agents have said "body odor masked with gallons of Axe". In fact, it might be that Chris regards Axe as a substitute for a shower

>>82796314
>I don't know how someone, even someone as retarded as him, can reach this level of fame and not find a way to cash in on it at least a bit.

Has anyone tried to approach him as a talent agent?

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>>82794987

his eyes.

the look of someone who has lost it.

the eyes of someone who doesn't know whats going on.

>>82798616

source?

>>82801108
>Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems.

Wew

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>>82791823
>Maternity leave
>Employees under me
>Personal Assistant

You know what, let's talk about that last one a bit.

Ignoring for a moment that he would select the women for these positions himself and that none of us are pretty enough to meet Christine's standards, would you take that job?

>>82798616
I can't tell you how happy I am to hear that. I'd expected he'd probably sent his sperm to someplace like that, but I was seriously afraid to ask if they'd taken it. Considering how many people have put up with his shit upon first meeting him in the past because they didn't realize how deep the rabbit hole goes, I thought it might be possible they would.

>>82801470
>field agents

>>82800600
Exactly.

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As someone who's trans and not easily triggered at all, this fucking guy just boils my blood.

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>>82794987
>video name : "Horrible"
Accurate.

>>82801609
No, my job would be to do his fucking job

>>82801698
Eh, he's fucked in the head so much you can't really tell if he's actually a tranny or just doing it for attention or desperation from women.

>>82795670
I see it. But, given the choice between the two of them, I'd go with Annie.

>>82801609
Chris isn't picky. Have you seen Kacey?

>>82801577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=298PfC8VKJY

>>82801773

>just doing it for attention or desperation from women

Most evidence points strongly at this, but Chris has also shown sexuality/gender identity problems in the past. It may be a bit of both, but you have to remember that the overriding purpose of anything Chris does is to get china.

so who's your favorite sonichu reader?

I really like Brendaniel and he is about to finish it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zy0nD2Ii__I&list=PLpNAl5zLZSMUI3klvTpy2Xdqa7B9bim3h

then there's these guys who have some really funny commentary, also they've read it all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMmB8w1sYnk&list=PLFD87780B9217AEA1

>>82801882
I actually haven't noticed any of the gender identity issues, can you give a few examples?

>>82801698
You don't have to be trans to feel that way.

>>82793950
Won't happen, unless his mental state degrades severely.

Chris is a dumbass but he is capable of taking care of himself and functioning in society. Most of his problems are a result of being lazy. Remember that he has been psych-evaled on multiple occasions and every time has been deemed fit to do things like own and operate a motor vehicle as well as stand trial. He makes poor financial decisions but that just makes him an idiot like lots of people who wrack up lots of debt. He still regularly pays his credit card bills / heat and light / taxes.

He could be responsible and even hold down a simple job if he chose to do so. Barring that he'd probably be able to get by solely on his autism-bux once Barb dies as he'll inherit the house and won't have to deal with the costs associated with renting or paying a mortgage. It won't be comfortable but he could do it.

In all honesty the real endgame is likely a heart attack in his early to mid forties. He doesn't do any physical activity and eats shit.

>>82794987
>This video is unlisted. Be considerate and think twice before sharing.

>>82801609
>take the job

i'd probably just end up doing all the work while chris chan just sat on his ass all day playing video games and trying to solicit sex from me if i were a grill

>>82800892
You can only blame others for so long before you have to put some responsibility on yourself. That's just laziness.

>>82801945

Well, less gender identity and more sexuality. The biggest example is his admission to furious daily jacking sessions to either a Britney Spears or Sailor Moon poster to reaffirm his alleged straightness, which suggests he has frequent invasive homosexual urges.

>>82802099
Ooooh, yeah I guess that would be a little suspicious. But it's weird he became trans rather than being gay. It's not even that he became a woman to fuck dudes, he still wants pussy, strangely enough.

>>82802080
you can't just automatically change who you are after being raised by shitty parents who let you do whatever you want and act like a little shit

>>82798582

She doesn't. Apparently she spends most of her days sleeping nowadays, which is the first sign she's not long for this world.

>>82792966
No company in their right mind would ever associate with him in any regard. If Chris ever did anything so stupid that he hurt someone or himself then Sega or Nintendo would after answer to why they provoked a highly unstable tard into strangling a GameStop employee.

>>82802204
No, but getting arrested and thrown out of public places should have been a wake up call that something has to change.

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>>82801945
He's kind of always had a thing about wearing ladies' underwear, while his homophobia has made him extremely self defensive about it.

Also he straight up hates men on principle, to the point that we can only question what he thinks of his own manhood.

>>82802182
He's taking the "girls like gay guys" thing to... I don't want to say "logical conclusion", but what substitutes for logic in his mind.

>>82801217
You're a fucking dumbass.

>>82802310
I am praying for a Prison Saga.

"And maybe something for adults too."
Is it me or is he suggesting that they publish Sonichu porn?

>>82801122
going by comments in this same thread, it seems Chris is too lazy to fill orders

don't waste your money unless you feel like making a charitable donation to his next PS4 game or string of anal beads

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My housemate next door has a girl in his room and I'm pretty sure he's getting some tonight.

I'm staying up and following a chris-chan thread.

Can you guys promise me if I turn off my computer right now I'll be able to save myself for the remainder of my life?

>>82793950
Unfortunately he doesn't even qualify for that. He's crazy, but not the kind an institution can afford to waste money on. He'd end up homeless before that.

>>82802334

It happened because one of his white knights told him that if he wanted any chance of getting with a girl, he had to be more in touch with his feminine side.

Chris, being Chris, took this literally.

>>82801773
>just doing it for attention or desperation from women.
It's pretty blatantly this. It evolved from his "tomgirl" phase and mutated into what it is now. Apparently Chris's mindset is that if being a tomgirl didn't work, it was only because he wasn't trying hard enough, so he's been doubling and tripling down on it until we see its current stage, where he's trying to convince everyone (including himself) that he's trans.

>>82802363
It's possible but not really likely. Chris doesn't have as much contact with the outside world these days and has far fewer opportunities to get in trouble with the law.

>>82802390
>charitable donation to his next PS4 game
Doesn't he stream himself playing games?

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>>82802369
Sonichu eroge when?

>>82802445
All he has to do is break probation.
If some brave soul were to engineer an incident, the fallout would be magnificent.

Has anyone ever done a full redrawn adaptation of Sonichu?

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>>82802408
You should show Chris chan's videos to your mate and the girl so neither of them will want sex tonight.

>>82802511

His probation ended a while ago. He's off scot-free.

>>82802363
Would we even get to observe that in any way? Wouldn't he just fall out of sight until he got out?

>>82802408
No, it's too late.

But at least you're not Chris.

>>82802539
What if they're into that? Don't listen to him, Anon!

Wait... if it turns them on, maybe he'll be invited for a threesome? If Anon is brave enough to have a CWC inspired threesome...

>>82802515
Just the first issue as far as I know.

>>82802555
I don't know.
Maybe we could bribe a guard, or take whatever avenue reporters take to get interviews with Charles Manson. Or just have someone visit him regularly and post updates.

>>82802555
they could send him letters

I know they tried doing that for the /sp/ guy that got jailed but Chris would be more willing to reply

this is all hypothetical since his probation's up though

>>82793773
He'll end up in a tard home. I think it's pretty negligent of the court to have not locked him up already. He's going to end up killing someone in a sperg rage someday.

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>>82795640
Anon, there are so many other retards out there. It's not enough to be merely retarded, you've got to be ultra fucking ridiculously retarded beyond belief.

This man is a 40 year old lifestyle fart/burp fetishist who got kicked out from college for throwing fits and using his job as a newspaper journalist to stalk and harass people and constantly whines about it, thinking that if the college let him back in he could immediately start fucking girls less then half his age because that's how college works. He lives at home where he is bullied by his younger brother, and he has an unending, passionate hatred towards liberals because they gave him a free cable box with four channels and he thinks that's oppression and that the republicans would gladly give his jobless ass a full TV package for free. He's gotten pretty much zero attention aside from one crazygoggs video. It takes something far above and beyond regular retardation to catch the internet's fancy.

>>82802633
Prison pen pals are a thing but we'd get less videos.

>>82794772
Nah.... There are Aztec kings whose activities have been recorded daily by scribes since birth.

There are plenty of things we dont know about Chris, like his childhood which is mostly a mystery

Even so I would argue Chris is the most well documented person in recent history

>>82802515
I want them to do not only a full remake with update art, but make it an actual high-budget animated series.

Sort of like One Punch Man, except with more irony, I guess?

>>82802466
This is a thing he actually made.
There are no words to coney how this makes me feel.

>>82802669
Those are usually private institutions that charge parents a lot of money for that. They're not cheap and I'm pretty sure there aren't many government funded ones, and Chris is too potentially capable to take care of himself to qualify for that level of care.

>>82791823
Who half-wrote a script for him?
It feels like someone else wrote at least some of it, but perhaps Chris has just smartened up a little.
>>82797602
>Chris Chan has more friends than you.
This moment of reflection should be the thing to turn my life around.

But it won't.

>>82802669
He won't.
It's not.
He won't.

>>82794211

Miyamoto probably gets fucking nothing of the profits since he was working for the company when he created Mario and whatnot.

But yeah, this is the most insane requests I've ever heard. 15 fucking years of trolling and harassment and Chris-Chan hasn't changed one fucking iota unless you count adding a letter to his name and being an alcoholic.

>>82802413
No he wouldn't.
His internet enablers would scream tard discrimination. Chris will live out his later years comfortably in a home. He'll squawk at first but he'll settle down once they give him enough Legos.

>>82793936
my money is on an hero

>>82802817
He seems to have some sort of handler who is a troll that is intentionally getting him to try and make Sonichu into a "legit business".

He had a previous update where he announced the launch of "Sonichu Entertainment of America" and he was clearly reading off a script someone else had prepared for him. He stumbled over a lot of terms that he clearly wasn't familiar with at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvlxLfyGOws

>>82802921
Until that homes runs out of money and it will have to release its charges to cut down on expenses. It happens.

My town is filled with crazy people wandering the streets because their 'benefactors' ran out of money.

>>82802755
>JAM Project opening theme for Sonichu
Holy shit fund it

>>82802669

Chris-Chan will die of neglect when his mother is dead. His mom brings in all the money and handles literally everything related to living expenses and what not.

I give him a year or two after his mom kicks the bucket before he's homeless and dies in the street or ends up in jail.

>>82802268
Chris couldn't physically harm anyone.

He couldn't even target his mace properly. [I'm visualizing this as him swinging a mace, as I, a knight educated in the art of medieval warfare, laugh heartily, but you know what I mean.]

The only way he could hurt a gamestop employee is by falling off a stepladder while trying to vandalize a Sonic Boom poster and landing on one.

>>82802997
the kiwi farms trolls are so far gone from society that one of them might be so deep they work for Chris now.

We had one of them send 500 bucks to Chris just to see how he spends it.

>>82802997
Its been that way for years, remember the PVCC Forum? There's always one troll who "hangs out" with Chris/poses as Clyde Cash.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnDdnEVD6rM

>>82796231
>B^U, Dobbo and Chris working together
Would /co/ explode, anons?

>>82803158
Whenever Chris is brought up people act like he's super well documented when really there's all sorts of trolling shit going on out of sight that we never see or hear about because it's benign and doesn't end with Chris jamming things up his ass.

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>>82791823

I'm a measurably worse person for having watched that.

>>82803137
>We had one of them send 500$ to Chris to see how he would spend it
You...know...this isn't trolling but simply pissing money away?

Are you like proud of this or something?

>>82803297

Yeah some of the trolls are almost as bad as him

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>>82792137

It's called a she-mullet.

>>82803137
this is just like the time he won $400 thanks to trolls

>>82803297
>>82803357
Shit like that happens and then everyone acts shocked and outraged when Chris expects money to be sent to him for no reason.

>>82803297
At this point it's basically experimentation on an animal. Much like researchers do in the wild, they introduce stimuli to their subject and collect data on the results. Whether or not someone will even care for the results is irrellevant.

Though if someone was to publish a thesis on this guy based on all the collected data, they'd be a shoo-in for a psychology degree.

>>82802592
I don't think anyone is brave enough to have a CWC inspired threesome.

>>82791823
Ok this is where I stop believing Chris is a real person and this is some he does for fun to fuck with the internet despite all the evidence otherwise.

>>82803436
Toppest kek. Is Anthony Logatto still around? Or "Jack Thaddeus" who turned out to be ADF, the guy almost rivals CWC in stupidity and being disgusting?

>>82793521

Save yourself the answer to that question, friend. Knowing is a torment from which you will never be free.