Remember that episode when Jack decided to wear high heels and

Wow, he looks fucking great in those.

I honestly didn't understand why they were giving him shit over them. They look metal as fuck and he wears them well.

I remember when he wore sneakers. Was it the same episode?

I haven't watched the show in years, and I only ever watched it a few times. I'm planning on watching it all soon.

>>82773020

His sandals got either lost or damaged, so he tries out different shoes until he finds this Japanese family that he gets nostalgic with before the man happens to know how to make thousand year old sandals to replace Jack's old ones.

>>82771916
Christ, my calves hurt just looking at those.

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>>82771916
>>82773014
bullied by prostitutes no less

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>>82773736
but on a more serious note

kill fuck marry

>>82773736
they were mad he looked better

>>82773736
>they snuck in a total recall three boon mutant reference

BASED GENNDY

>>82773766
Kill purple, fuck blue, marry green

>>82773736
>>82773766

I thought they were brave individuals?

>>82773766
Marry left
Fuck center
Kill right

>>82773801
By god we got it in one.

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>>82773794
>no way
>look at it again
>mfw you're right

>>82773794
what

>>82773794
HOLY SHIT

good lookin out

>>82774160
oh shit you're right.

>>82773766
Fuck 2 boobed
Marry 3 boobed
Kill purple

>>82773801
>>82773835
This is the only acceptable answer.

>>82773794
Nice eye.

>>82772058
It's not what you wear, but how you wear it.

>>82773766
>implying anyone would do anything except kill the fat one.

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>>82776172
if she didnt wear such high heels she'd make a hot shortstack

if she was drawn by ovens you'd all want to fuck her

>>82773766
Kill mid, screw left and marry right

>>82773766
Fuck right, kill middle, marry left. Not a fan of one-eyed girls.

>>82773766
killthen fuck fishface, fuck total recall, marry grimace

>>82776447
Anon, she doesn't have a neck.

>>82780324
then she doesn't have a gag reflex!

>>82773801
absolute

>>82780448
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>82784047
He's just being observant.

>>82771916
how
PROBLEMATIC

>>82771916
Remember that time he was running around tickling a fat guy while in their underwear? Or that whole Ikra incident?

Jack's sexuality is questionable at best.

>>82779365
>Not a fan of one-eyed girls

when the war comes i won't die for you

>>82776447
Did anyone else immediately associate this with Nick and Judy from Zootopia? °-°

>>82773801
Aye

>>82786043
I'm sure Jack is just secure in his sexuality. He had a crush on the dead grasshopper girl and assumed that Ikra was a legit chick.

On a less cancerous note, what's Jack's real name? Apparently it starts with a G. My guess is on Goemon.

>>82786059
>liking one eyed girls
when the war comes i will kill you myself

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>>82771916
What about the episode where jack became a cock slave.

>>82786043

he was trained in wrestling as a young boy in Greece 9/10 he was his teacher's eromenos

>>82773766
kill purple cause come on man, fuck green ,marry one eye so it's easier to sneak out and fuck green.

>>82786115
Now I just imagined hot elf sex rp on that chair.

>>82773766
kill purple, fuck green, marry blue.

>>82773794
Hot damn! Never realized before. Thanks anon for pointing out how fucking based is Tartakovsky.

>>82786255

This was objectively the best episode in the show. The humor and action were perfect.

>>82786255
heh that made me smirk

>>82786170
Gack

>>82786280
that's actually what happens

>>82771916
This is unexpectedly hot.

>>82773794
Oh shit, you are right

>>82776447
source?

>>82786593
cool

>>82773736
>>82773766
It's the crystal gems

>>82771916
He wasn't bullied, he was cheered

>>82773766
I like fat girls normally, but right is ugly, so kill her.

Fuck Green, because she's the least interesting. Worth nothing but a one night stand.

Marry middle, because she's perfect and I want her every night.

>>82771916
Remember that time where jack almost fucked aku?

>>82771916
When you look that awesomely manly in heels, let them laugh

>>82771916
The motorcycle gang hit on him when he wore the heels.
>>82773736
And the prostitutes were telling him to work dem legs.

>>82771916
>dem legs
No wonder Jaqueline is such a qt

>>82771916
The sad part is that they were actually lethal weapons.

>>82788418
>almost

>>82788367
>He thinks there is sex in marriage

>>82789622
I've never understood this meme, there's plenty of sex when you're married as long as you didn't marry a white girl

>>82773766
Kill Purple, fuck Blue, marry Green

>>82776447
Is this a series, or smut?

Cause that's all I'm getting trying to find this.

>>82791467
The idea is that you get tired of pounding the same pussy all the time, and the sex just feels mundane at that point.

>>82791746
smut

>>82788272
kill yourself

>>82792143
Is it at least cute smut?

>>82792583
Smut by definition can't be cute

>>82776447
I've fapped to this

>>82776447
Sauce?

BALLS
DEEP

>>82793709

I disagree with your definition of smut, then, sir.

>>82773766
Kill, Kill, Kill

>>82773766

Fuck green,
Marry One-Eye
Kill fatty

>>82796939
This. You and I are now allies.