Thread replies: 755
Thread images: 251
Thread images: 251
Anonymous
/sug/ - Steven Universe General 2016-05-14 19:18:59 Post No. 82762193
[Report] Image search: [Google]
/sug/ - Steven Universe General 2016-05-14 19:18:59 Post No. 82762193
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: PEARLNAZIFLAG.png (125KB, 500x350px) Image search:
[Google]
125KB, 500x350px
GEM REICH edition
Previous thread: >>82757454
>NEW EPISODES on 19 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1 [Embed]
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Super Watermelon Island/ In Too Deep
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4a52an_su-s03e01e02_fun
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4 [Embed]
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>>
>>82762193
First for Internet fights in thread
>>
File: hug not fug ok.png (299KB, 1800x1050px) Image search:
[Google]
299KB, 1800x1050px
>>82762193
>>
File: chill Cricket.png (277KB, 808x1678px) Image search:
[Google]
277KB, 808x1678px
>>82762193
We're back, baby!
>>
File: 1452286503758.jpg (610KB, 1200x1200px) Image search:
[Google]
610KB, 1200x1200px
>>82762230
4th for made for fug
>>
File: crystal emperium.png (1MB, 1000x1134px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 1000x1134px
>>
>>82762193
Nth for Lapis is shit
>>
File: SapphireFireDiamond2.png (549KB, 1920x1080px) Image search:
[Google]
549KB, 1920x1080px
H e r e
W e
G o
>>
>>82762193
GO BACK TO /POL/ YOU NAZI *sigh*
>>
File: Photoshop_2016-05-14_15-09-54.png (664KB, 526x743px) Image search:
[Google]
664KB, 526x743px
Aw yes. Semester's over and I can work on this stuff as much as I feel like. WIP attached.
Good morning (3pm), shitpost general.
>>
>>82762193
First for a grim reminder that Connie will die of old age
>>
File: 1463250341034.png (150KB, 291x668px) Image search:
[Google]
150KB, 291x668px
H e r e
W e
G o
>>
>>82762288
It's just a picture I made dude, it's for fun.
Calm your tits.
>>82762230
Why not both?
>>
File: Jobber.png (551KB, 1151x645px) Image search:
[Google]
551KB, 1151x645px
>ETERNAL
>JOBBER
>>
File: No, no.png (250KB, 800x1326px) Image search:
[Google]
250KB, 800x1326px
>>82762276
That's wrong, Anon. Stay on topic. This is a Lapis and Steven go on an adventure appreciation thread.
>>
File: firefox_2016-05-14_15-23-16.png (38KB, 425x192px) Image search:
[Google]
38KB, 425x192px
>>82762307
>yrw triple gripple tip penetration mode
>>
>>82762307
>two hour ride back to the surface with Peridot and Steven all alone in the drill.
>not shown any of it
What does it mean, /sug/?
>>
>>82762230
>implying
>>
File: ;_; (1004).png (262KB, 1215x1409px) Image search:
[Google]
262KB, 1215x1409px
Hooray for Lapis!
>>
>>82762327
End yourself pedo, Lapis is worst gem
>>
>>82762370
They couldn't have drilled upward and using those drill arms must have taken way long then drilling would.
>>
File: 6D581F3C80BAA27A3E5CA3ACC070C0B0C910A6BA333C81A123pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg (52KB, 675x1200px) Image search:
[Google]
52KB, 675x1200px
ALLO HERR FUHRER
>>
>>82762383
Have fun with the next two episodes
>>
Where are my pics of pearl doing drugs
>>
File: holocaust.png (130KB, 280x480px) Image search:
[Google]
130KB, 280x480px
>>82762398
>>
File: edzOtgr.png (265KB, 1403x954px) Image search:
[Google]
265KB, 1403x954px
>>82762193
>>82762398
>>
File: myteasgonecoldimwonderingwhy.jpg (213KB, 1000x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
213KB, 1000x1000px
Something something cold tea, something something getting out of bed.
>>
>>82762397
I wonder what they did to pass the time.
>>
>>82762383
Lapis isn't a child and doesn't look like one.
>>
File: 1461207035421.png (185KB, 1000x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
185KB, 1000x1000px
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>
File: i arrived at this location to giggle at you.jpg (73KB, 1492x1080px) Image search:
[Google]
73KB, 1492x1080px
>Jasper falls to her presumptive death
>Steven literally doesn't even care and is joyriding around the world with Lapis two episodes later
Jasperfags ETERNALLY BTFO.
>>
>>82762297
I was made in a drawthread an insane request of what was basically a comic about that matter.
More insanely, someone accepted to do it and even produced the sketch of the first page. I never saw anything else, though, the project was probably too big/difficult. I'd just like to know that the anon has given up, so that I can have proper closure.
>>
Wait, was Malachite eating Watermelon Stevens regularly?
>>
>>82762374
Do you have a thousand images of lapis with the same crying filename?
>>
Which gem has taken the most dicks?
>>
>>82762438
nah
>>
File: tumblr_inline_o75bzzPvVe1s08389_1280.png (437KB, 1280x1073px) Image search:
[Google]
437KB, 1280x1073px
Reminder that Steven and Connie are child soldiers.
>>
>>82762453
Is Malachite a nigger?
>>
>>82762296
Hrmm, how are you going to deal with fusions in all this, if you ever do. Would that be like a template of sorts? Or would you design them as monsters first and their component gems second.
>>
>>82762457
Steven
>>
>>82762457
Amethyst, no doubt
>>
PSA: Lapiven is illegal and perverse
>>
>The massive influx of Lapiven fanart because of the upcoming episode
I'm lovin' it
>>
>>82762457
canonically?? rose quartz
>>
>>82762452
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Connie is mortal trash, though.
>>
>>82762193
why do we have the old Watermelon Island Leak in the OP
But not the promo for Same Old World?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcHs8ZlbCkE
>>
File: tumblr_o75afrC1791uv1zkko1_1280.jpg (320KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
320KB, 1280x720px
>>
>>82762457
Peridot.
http://i.imgur.com/TjXcSR8.jpg
>>
File: 1462494876457.png (235KB, 1280x1185px) Image search:
[Google]
235KB, 1280x1185px
>>82762486
>>
I'm going to sue Lapis for damages!
>>
>>82762452
>I was made in a drawthread
* I once made, in a grawnthread
>>
File: 1426338234481.gif (150KB, 500x333px) Image search:
[Google]
150KB, 500x333px
>>82762500
Because OP is a faggot and didn't know we got a promo.
>>
File: tumblr_o75afrC1791uv1zkko2_1280.jpg (299KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
299KB, 1280x720px
>>82762501
>>
File: 1461529820219.jpg (12KB, 189x251px) Image search:
[Google]
12KB, 189x251px
>>82762500
Because we're too lazy to change it
Also the name of the last episode is Gem Drill, not In Too Deep
>>
>>82762457
Amethyst.
>>
>>82762486
That's a weird way to spell "canon", anon.
>>
File: maxresdefault.jpg (125KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
125KB, 1280x720px
>>82762464
Steven - A youth who Curses his Fate
>>
File: maxresdefault (1).jpg (32KB, 982x720px) Image search:
[Google]
32KB, 982x720px
>>82762501
Fuck, these always get me.
>>
File: 1449269555662.png (302KB, 970x680px) Image search:
[Google]
302KB, 970x680px
Hey, since when was it stated that steven could hop into any watermelon and live through them while asleep? I dont remember steven doing that before.
Also L A P I S
>>
>>82762501
this never gets old
>>
File: Smiling Snake.png (374KB, 640x360px) Image search:
[Google]
374KB, 640x360px
>>82762464
Big Boss approves.
>>
>>82762524
Post the first page, then.
>>
File: 1459849055225.jpg (291KB, 1023x1280px) Image search:
[Google]
291KB, 1023x1280px
>>82762540
Lapis
>>
>>82762501
>>82762526
Jamie is a faggot and best human.
>>
File: 1461093335528.jpg (205KB, 868x960px) Image search:
[Google]
205KB, 868x960px
>>82762540
Steven is a Gary Stu with psychic powers now.
Didn't you know that?
>>
>>82762452
>I was made in a drawthread
This typo raises so many damn questions.
>>
File: Rare+pepe+comp_419215_5582801.jpg (45KB, 709x765px) Image search:
[Google]
45KB, 709x765px
> general has been back for 2 days
> its already as cancerous as it was on /trash/
Simbly ebin
>>
Would you?
>>
>>82762322
Nazi jokes are tiring at this point. Its one of those things that are played on everything.
Its like the Sonic of 4chan edge posting, well that and 911 I guess.
>>
>>82762540
Chillie Tid.
>>82762577
Steven is not a Gary Stu, he doesn't have that great control over his more advanced powers.
>>
>>82762581
Hong_Kong_97.jpg
>>
>>82762540
It was stated thirty seconds before it became relevant.
The basis for it was laid out in Chille Tid where his dream powers were established. And it's implied that he'd done the watermelon dream transfer before but couldn't remember it, since the watermelons had a whole ceremony prepared for the Steven-possessed watermelon.
>>
>>82762599
I would many things, but not that.
>>
File: 1460171593058.gif (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
3MB, 1280x720px
>>82762592
>frogposter
>>
File: lapithyst.png (183KB, 540x486px) Image search:
[Google]
183KB, 540x486px
when will amethyst take lapis wrestling with her
>>
>>82762592
/trash/ was a fucking mistake
>>
Steven and Lapis better be a ship.
She better only like Steven and not within a few episodes time turn into a super lesbian like they're trying to do to Peridot.
god damn fuck you connie
>>
File: doodlebob.jpg (23KB, 210x240px) Image search:
[Google]
23KB, 210x240px
>>82762581
>>
>>82762592
>posting dead memes
and you wonder why there's cancer here..
>>
>>82762612
And yet he managed to reason with the cluster and fix everything.
For now atleast.
I'm not saying he's a complete Gary Stu, but he has some of the traits.
Not that guy by the way.
>>
>>82762637
Peridot isn't lesbian, aside from that one episode.
Peridot X Steven X Lapis is becoming canon, and nothing can stop it.
>>
File: Lapidot.jpg (305KB, 889x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
305KB, 889x1000px
>>82762637
LITERALLY
C A N O N
>>
>>82762540
Since never. But unlike him linking with Lapis, it makes sense. If you have the power to create sentient plant warriors, being able to remote control them for scouting, leading and more effective combat purposes seems like a logical complimentary power.
>>
>>82762630
Who knows maybe Lapis is Tiger Philanthropist
>>
File: 1462157433935.png (901KB, 1280x1280px) Image search:
[Google]
901KB, 1280x1280px
>>82762637
>there are people who actually think StevenxGem ships can or should become canon
>>
File: 1456715776195.gif (1MB, 311x240px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 311x240px
>>82762297
>>82762498
>>82762637
>being this assmad
>>
what if lapis was having a really embarrassing medical problem and wouldn't tell you what it is even though it could be really important
>>
File: This is not meant to be directed at you, I just thought it ws relevant.jpg (78KB, 946x472px) Image search:
[Google]
78KB, 946x472px
>>82762610
>>
File: Master shake bat.jpg (8KB, 272x185px) Image search:
[Google]
8KB, 272x185px
>>82762373
>"What do you think Amethyst, are the tangerines a bit much"
>"Nah, in fact, put this in, make her scared of it"
>>
>>82762684
i think lapis would sincerely enjoy killing humans for sport
>>
>>82762562
Never saved it. I foolishly was waiting for the full thing. Then all went lost when the moe archive went down.
>>
>>82762610
It's just a fun image, not even a 'Nazi joke.'
>>
File: tumblr_inline_o73849dm1D1smaaqt_540.png (145KB, 375x440px) Image search:
[Google]
145KB, 375x440px
>steven's last words were going to be "i love you, peridot"
that is so romantic
>>
File: 1458037376985.png (337KB, 1200x1200px) Image search:
[Google]
337KB, 1200x1200px
>>82762637
>>82762668
>>
>>82762726
>It's just a fun image
There's nothing fun about Jews anon
>>
File: 1452833708401.jpg (152KB, 519x432px) Image search:
[Google]
152KB, 519x432px
>>82762670
Yes your implication did happen in canon
Also this much more overt scene happened in canon
Amedot>Lapidot
>>
>>82762690
Fuck off, Conniefag
>>
>>82762565
but Jamie is like one of the three humans that have been confirmed straight.
>>
>>82762704
That's her right
>>
>>82762704
like gem cancer?
>>
>>82762726
She reminds me of Anne Frank.
Different hair color, but still.
>>
>>82762755
He's still one of the best humans.
>>
File: 1452639771336.jpg (149KB, 900x1185px) Image search:
[Google]
149KB, 900x1185px
>>82762193
>>
>>82762726
ugh what skin color is that?
that like not even a cute pale its just an ugly pale
>>
>>82762725
Oh, I'm sorry for you then.
>>
File: when de führer says.png (670KB, 2000x1780px) Image search:
[Google]
670KB, 2000x1780px
>>82762398
>>
>>82762577
>>82762612
He's not a Gary Stu, he's just a victim of episodes being eleven minutes long.
To be quite honest the pacing of the last two was totally off. The Crystal Gems going off to fight Malachite WHILE signs of the Cluster emerging are currently happening is absurd beyond all rational thought. But for some reason they decide to go after Malachite because Steven had a dream about her, despite the world basically being on the brink of ending.
Watermelon Island should have happened a bit earlier and the Cluster should have been a two-parter.
>>
File: Steven_Universe-_Garnet's_Gauntlets.png (38KB, 200x112px) Image search:
[Google]
38KB, 200x112px
Who would win in a fight, the Crystal gems, or DIO
>>
File: weight lifting.png (506KB, 1096x1365px) Image search:
[Google]
506KB, 1096x1365px
Will they ever be friends?
>>
File: 1448957616861.png (95KB, 988x604px) Image search:
[Google]
95KB, 988x604px
>>
>>82762799
>ZA WARUDO
>Punch gems in the gems
>>
>>82762804
Weather Jasper likes it or not.
>>
File: 1444953096430.png (199KB, 499x379px) Image search:
[Google]
199KB, 499x379px
>>82762799
gohan
>>
So what's happening next week when the new episode is out?
Is it going to be two 10 minute episodes like the premiere, or is it going back to 1 10 minute episode?
>>
>>82762799
Which DIO? Stardust Crusader DIO, Steel Ball Run Diego Brando, or Diego Brando from an alternative universe?
>>
THE POSTER BELOW IS A PEARL DON'T TOLERATE HER INDEPENDENT THOUGHTS
>>
>>82762813
This.
>>
File: broomhilde.gif (53KB, 320x240px) Image search:
[Google]
53KB, 320x240px
>>82762804
>Stronger Then You
>>
File: 1463189026041.jpg (137KB, 672x1280px) Image search:
[Google]
137KB, 672x1280px
>>82762804
They can't be friends if she's dead.
>>
What does Peridot dreams about?
>>
I'm going to tell Lapis to pick a number smaller than 32 and pluck out that many of her teeth!
>>
>>82762846
English is hard, anon. Please don't bully the artist.
>>
>>82762821
just 1, because SU fans can go fuck themselves according to CN
>>
>>82762862
Steven
>>
File: teamgem.jpg (182KB, 1280x757px) Image search:
[Google]
182KB, 1280x757px
>>82762804
By the end of the season.
>>
>>82762843
>>82762835
Oh damn.
>>
File: fusion at 4 am.png (71KB, 900x541px) Image search:
[Google]
71KB, 900x541px
>>82762862
Fusing with Steven.
>>
File: 1447276095011.jpg (577KB, 1500x1665px) Image search:
[Google]
577KB, 1500x1665px
>>
File: Best Gem.jpg (166KB, 1280x1338px) Image search:
[Google]
166KB, 1280x1338px
>>82762540
LAPIS
>>
>>82762862
Getting fucked in the ass by Lapis, duh.
>>
>>82762846
Yeah, there is stronger, and then there is you.
>>
>>82762862
dank memes
>>
File: 1457318016153.jpg (402KB, 1280x1280px) Image search:
[Google]
402KB, 1280x1280px
>>82762877
Why did people stop wanting this to happen again?
>>
>>82762885
CAN'T JUKE THE ZUKE
>>
File: 1452560518005.jpg (443KB, 950x794px) Image search:
[Google]
443KB, 950x794px
>>82762885
CAN'T JUKE THE ZUKE
>>
>>82762821
1 episode. But thanks to france we're basically getting a bomb next week.
>>
File: 1437628917444.png (8KB, 493x402px) Image search:
[Google]
8KB, 493x402px
>>82762637
Lapis is the worst fucking gem we've met so far. She's a self centered twat who has done more harm to the CGs than Jasper and Peridot.
>"If you're not with me you're against me"
>Takes the entire atlantic ocean
>Tries to drown Steven and Connie
>Even when she gets what she wants she fucks off and lets Steven fall to his death
>Fusion rapes Jasper
>Stubborn bitch about it, won't let Steven help, only delaying the inevitable
>>
File: zuke nukem.png (130KB, 155x505px) Image search:
[Google]
130KB, 155x505px
>>82762885
CAN'T JUKE THE ZUKE
>>
File: latest[1].png (1MB, 1610x1238px) Image search:
[Google]
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sHeSiXh.jpg "latest[1]")
1MB, 1610x1238px
>>82762804
>That shirt
>Stronger then you
>then
Also, predicting a "strong in the real way" remix whenever Jasper redemption
>>
File: 1456498324400.png (170KB, 860x1470px) Image search:
[Google]
170KB, 860x1470px
Post Rainbow Pearl
>>
>>82762902
Because it's boring and predictable.
The show will only be interesting when Steven learns what failure is like.
>>
File: tumblr_np8ac0W0ec1qa21h8o1_500.png (281KB, 500x444px) Image search:
[Google]
281KB, 500x444px
>>82762684
>Tiger millionaire was greedy with his drinks.
>Tiger philanthropist will drown them in drinks
Deepest lore
>>
File: 1443507815916.png (64KB, 307x520px) Image search:
[Google]
64KB, 307x520px
>>82762891
THATS A DAMN GOOD LAPIS, ANON
SAVED
>>
File: 1462977018270.gif (540KB, 780x600px) Image search:
[Google]
540KB, 780x600px
>>82762540
lapsi
>>
File: crystal squad 02.jpg (142KB, 1090x720px) Image search:
[Google]
142KB, 1090x720px
>>82762902
Shit happened.
>>
File: the big lapis.jpg (3MB, 10000x9400px) Image search:
[Google]
3MB, 10000x9400px
>>82762923
NOPE
PURE PERFECT BLUE ANGEL
>>
>>82762373Steven pushes her in the tub and promptly leaves.
>>
File: Bad influence.png (388KB, 540x824px) Image search:
[Google]
388KB, 540x824px
>>82762804
Why is everyone mixing up than and then?
>>
>>82762891
this is my favorite Lapis fan art
>>
>>82762923
this^
>>
>>82762923
>>Fusion rapes Jasper
No one cares about your dead shell of a character, anon.
>>
>>82762919
>tfw will never berapedtenderlyby hot Amethyst
>>
File: 1453225142016.png (197KB, 815x928px) Image search:
[Google]
197KB, 815x928px
>>82762983
As I said, English is hard. Please don't bully people who aren't good at it.
>>
>>82762981
...to take his clothes off, and then jumps in.
>>
>>82762790
Why does this hitler look like nixon
>>
File: 1452794938916.png (573KB, 540x657px) Image search:
[Google]
573KB, 540x657px
>>82762540
Lupus Luzulu
>>
>>82762902
I think we still want it to happen eventually but we need more time, honestly I feel like Lapis showing up has been rushed a bit, we could have had more time with just Peridot added to the team
>>
>>82762712
>>82762981
>Steven
u just got dunked
>>
File: there they are.png (153KB, 570x665px) Image search:
[Google]
153KB, 570x665px
>>82762956
Whether you like it or not.
>>
>>82762983
I guess telling the difference is harder then you think.
>>
File: lapisisback.jpg (174KB, 1280x811px) Image search:
[Google]
174KB, 1280x811px
>>82762923
Ok anon but see here look at this, they're bonding again. Plus after she left she felt really bad about it so she warned steben about the invasion
>>
>>82762193
>Nazi flag
>Not a confederate flag
The Sauth will rise ahgain
>>
File: hunter s thompson.jpg (21KB, 300x392px) Image search:
[Google]
21KB, 300x392px
>>82763011
>not knowing Nixon is literally Hitler
>>
>>82762193
WTF IS AN ISIS FLAG DOIMG IN THE PHOTO
>>
File: The Independent Gem Protectorate of Earth.png (372KB, 500x655px) Image search:
[Google]
372KB, 500x655px
>>82763041
>>
File: clods intensifies.gif (116KB, 300x300px) Image search:
[Google]
116KB, 300x300px
>>82763034
this triggers
>>
>>82763022
I love this ship. Also cant wait to leave this bloody barn. I want to burn the damn thing to the ground.
>>
File: 1449614252021.png (11KB, 800x654px) Image search:
[Google]
11KB, 800x654px
Lappy
>>
>>82762923
>She's a self centered twat who has done more harm to the CGs than Jasper and Peridot.
Jasper has definitely do more damage. At least Lapis let everything back as how it was. Jasper let the Beach citybe a complete wreck.
>"If you're not with me you're against me"
>Takes the entire atlantic ocean
>Tries to drown Steven and Connie
>Even when she gets what she wants she fucks off and lets Steven fall to his death
Her broken gems didn't really allow her to think straight, not to mention the time she had spent being emprisoned.she didn't seems aware that Steven is not as sturdy.
She actually took risk to warn the gems that an homeworld ship was coming too.
>Fusion rapes Jasper
That would require Jasper not wanting to fusion. And she wasn't left much choice anyway.
>Stubborn bitch about it, won't let Steven help, only delaying the inevitable
Justifiably so. have you see, the fight against Alexandrite. It was almost even.
>>
>>82762327
>>82762374
>>82762438
>>82762514
>>82762540
>>82762563
>>82762891
>>82762969
>>82762973
>>82762976
fuck off Lapis
>>82762592
/trash/ is not this autistic
>>
>that episode where steven impregnated peridot
>>
File: 1459650601482.jpg (25KB, 540x540px) Image search:
[Google]
25KB, 540x540px
HEY I SEE YOU GUYS ARE POSTING LAPPY DOES ANYONE WANT ONE OF THESE THEY'RE GOOD
>>
File: everything stays full.gif (4MB, 540x382px) Image search:
[Google]
4MB, 540x382px
I want Pearl and Steven to bond over how flawed and abusive Pearl's relationship with Rose was, so that Steven can offer her a better relationship.
>>
>>82763097
Yeah, Stevidot is pretty great.
>>
>>82763097
It's the best arc on the show.
>>
File: tumblr_o47d4fWUNB1v2c7bjo1_540.jpg (88KB, 246x810px) Image search:
[Google]
88KB, 246x810px
what's /sug/ opinion on jasperxrose?
>>
>>82763005
French speaker, here. English is super easy.
The only thing hard about English are the rules for Vowels pronunciation. they make no fucking sense.
>>
>>82762464
You have to fight to be a child soldier, Steven is a child field medic/diplomat
>>
File: Gem_battlefield_su.png (421KB, 1000x561px) Image search:
[Google]
421KB, 1000x561px
>>82762193
Speaking as someone who doesn't like SU all that much, Super Watermelon Island was the best episode of the entire series. No exaggeration, I liked it more than literally any other episode.
>>
>>82762726
Yeah but did you know we get a constant stream of kids who thinks its fun? Doesnt matter where you go, theres always some kid going "lol nazis hehe", and its been that way for 13 years.
I just want you to know about what a long heritage this kind of shitposting actually has, and how many people have come and gone repeating the same old same old.
>>
>>82763022
The both of us? DarnI haven't been dunked on since the 6th grade, when the best player on the opposing team dunked the ball, winning the basketball game. He was a foot taller than me.
>>
File: 1423716035268.jpg (79KB, 435x701px) Image search:
[Google]
79KB, 435x701px
>>82762540
>>
File: nuc6zzw4FV1uf5ofko1.jpg (39KB, 448x454px) Image search:
[Google]
39KB, 448x454px
>>82763133
i also want pearl and steven to have a "better relationship"
>>
>>82763126
>that episode where Steven and Peridot got married
>>
File: tumblr_ny0sk44BM11teyz8oo1_1280.png (238KB, 656x850px) Image search:
[Google]
238KB, 656x850px
>>82763161
JasperxSteven is better.
>>
File: 1458878583949.jpg (594KB, 1280x2806px) Image search:
[Google]
594KB, 1280x2806px
>>82763097
>>
>>82763172
I respect your opinion even though I don't share it.
But it was a pretty good episode.
>>
File: tumblr_o6ssqiu4421uupcy1o1_100.gif (14KB, 92x97px) Image search:
[Google]
14KB, 92x97px
>>82763169
>implying Steven isn't fighting
Fighting is not just about attacking, it's about defending and strategizing too.
>>
>>82763126
Smoking'd be bad for the baby.
>>
>>82763164
They're only hard for you frogs to say because of the fat desert person dick you all have on your mouths.
>>
>>82763047
literally if watergate hadnt happened hed be on Mt. Rushmore
>>
>>82763129
I heard they smell like hot garbage when you cut them
Can you cut one in half to confirm pls
>>
>>82762635
>/trash/
>mistake
There is no other way Anon
Also: how do You guys do such a nice vectors in Inkscape? I want to produce lewds.
>>
>>
>>82763025
>lapis above everyone else
this wasnt just some coincidence, anon
it was meant to be this way
she was drawn above everyone else on purpose
[SPOILER]because shes better than everyone[/SPOILER]
>>
File: 1457586339769.jpg (41KB, 540x450px) Image search:
[Google]
41KB, 540x450px
>>82763097
I wonder how Steven will react when he finds out
>>
>>82763164
English isn't my first language but it's really easy for me because it was taught to me when I was young, but I've seen a lot of people struggle with it because they learned it at a later age.
>>
>>82762885
CAN NOT JUKE THE ZUKE
>>
>>82763209
Using esper tricks to defuse situations isn't fighting it's conflict resolution. Steven is like a psychic police negotiator .
>>
File: 1457562185426.png (384KB, 599x612px) Image search:
[Google]
384KB, 599x612px
>>82763230
i mean duh
>>
>>82763187
I'm glad Jasper is dead.
>>
>>82763220
Lappy eggs smell fine anon just take one they're good
>>
File: 1451545420334.gif (126KB, 500x500px) Image search:
[Google]
126KB, 500x500px
>Lapis is happy again
W-we did it.
>>
>>82763164
>say the man from the land of silent letter that make no sense
>>
>>82763256
He fought alongside Alexandrite against Malachite.
>>
File: tumblr_o73c1vTL6U1sq4scwo1_250.jpg (17KB, 219x233px) Image search:
[Google]
17KB, 219x233px
post yfw Peridot lives with one of the gems in their rooms
>>
File: INFERNO.png (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 1280x720px
Who would win in a fight, Garnet of Inferno Cop.
>>
File: 1457935670836.png (109KB, 700x613px) Image search:
[Google]
109KB, 700x613px
>>82763260
She's not dead, Steven just has her hidden until she's "ready".
>>
>>82763274
Last time we saw her she was unconscious and she looked bleak and mopey as fuck in that old leak.
>>
File: Get that shit out of here.webm (2MB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 1280x720px
>>82763274
Does this look like a face of joy?
>>
>>82763210
Nobody said she was a good parent.
>>
>>82762924
This show is full of weird looking people with cute personalities
>>
>>82763291
Post yfw it's Steven
>>
>>82763291
>Garnet makes Pearl and Peridot be roommates while her 2 rooms remain empty
>>
File: Lapis_a_cute.jpg (412KB, 1023x1280px) Image search:
[Google]
412KB, 1023x1280px
>>82763274
we did it, anon... we did it
>>
File: 1463189128547.jpg (354KB, 1270x672px) Image search:
[Google]
354KB, 1270x672px
>>82763303
Nah she's definitely dead.
Thanks Sucrose.
>>
>>82763308FIVE EYES BECAUSE FIVE RUBIES
>>
>>82763303
>>82763303
Who the fuck draws this shit
>>
>>82763208
I like it because:
>Pretty good action
>No one cried
>Steven got to be useful and showed some of his true potential
>No one cried
>No one cried
>>
File: clapping.gif (63KB, 500x375px) Image search:
[Google]
63KB, 500x375px
>>82763291
>>82763330
>>
>>82763355
Para2
>>
File: 1454401842239.png (209KB, 762x628px) Image search:
[Google]
209KB, 762x628px
>>82763355
http://sourscreen.tumblr.com/
>>
>>82763342
God, this artist annoys me.
>>
File: 1454589444753-pol.png (28KB, 186x208px) Image search:
[Google]
28KB, 186x208px
>>82763308
>pindarolas
>>
>>82763280
The pronunciation in French all follow a very strict rules. Almost as strict as Dutch pronunciation.
>>
gem drill was good and made me tear up a little and the cluster bubbling was heartwarming i don't give a fuck
>>
>>82763379
Beaners
>>
>>82763308
nah shes just tired and the homeworld probe woke her up
>>
>>82763041
I'll make one for you later, anon.
>>
File: 1463253930005.jpg (212KB, 800x600px) Image search:
[Google]
212KB, 800x600px
this episode when?
>>
>>82763423
DELETE THIS
>>
>>82763423
...That's not Steven's penis
>>
>>82763291
Lapis would like Pearls room. Peridot would be in Amethysts and turn the junk into neat gadgets.
>>
>>82763435
Kill yourself
>>
How does this show manage to make me more uncomfortable then any amount of gore, violence, or psychological horror?
Alone Together, We Need To Talk, and Steven's Birthday all go into some pretty heavy themes about self doubt.
>>
File: 72915689-b909-42dd-9945-e88afbe1e074.png (163KB, 1135x636px) Image search:
[Google]
163KB, 1135x636px
>>82762882
Pearl crushing on big strong quartz gems
>>
>>82763219
This is good.
>>
File: adult steven and pearl.png (293KB, 900x664px) Image search:
[Google]
293KB, 900x664px
>>82763455
She won't be able to resist Steven when he grows up.
>>
>>82763437
By process of elimination, Cheeto Puff goes in Garnet's. Does Garnet have two rooms because she has two gems?
>>
>>82763455
This is a funky art style. I like it.
>>
>>82763452
No.
>>
>>82763342
>Doug and Connie are weebs.
I want this
>>
File: DumbPearl.png (143KB, 500x500px) Image search:
[Google]
143KB, 500x500px
Dumb Pearl
>>
>>82763453
Because doubt is a emotion we feel often.
>>
>>82763453
We see gore all the time.
>>
>>82763423
MR SMILEY NO
>>
>entire cluster arc wrapped up in twenty minutes
Had a whole Eva 3.0 flashback for a second there
>>
I mean Connie and Steven is a cute ship, but I think that StevenxGem would be better in the long run, unless Connie happens to live forever for some reason.
>>
>>82763485
Ruby and Sapphire both have rooms, but Garnet doesn't seem to really use them. When she's not on missions she chills around the house
>>
>>82762469
Combat-ready fusions will be a 15th-level archetype feature. Fusions retain the highest stats from either character, sum their current/max hp and spell slots, and have all class/race features from both members of the fusion.
Players will also have to agree on each action taken or unfuse.
>>
>>82763544
ENOUGH
>>
>>82763545
Yeah, she really gets off on that whole public fusing thing. Doesn't have the decency to do it in her rooms.I don't think Garnet has a room. Ruby and Sapphire's rooms are just for when they're fighting.
>>
>>82763544
Didn't you know anon?Connie is Blue Diamond
>>
what if we all die 1 minute before Same Old World is released?
>>
>>82763544
This guy has the right idea.
I suggest Peridot because nerd X energetic guy is a fun dynamic.
>>
>>82763453
Speaking of psychological and body horror I actually miss themes the show had early on in episodes like Rose's Room, Frybo, Cat Finger's and So Many Birthdays.
>>
>>82763568
Not that anon, but what about half-Gem characters? Are we, for the sake of your D&D game, going to assume that Steven can fuse with Gems?
>>
File: U-Girl.webm (683KB, 640x480px) Image search:
[Google]
683KB, 640x480px
There's only one reich answer
>>
File: InAnotherWorldHeSavedUs.jpg (96KB, 464x404px) Image search:
[Google]
96KB, 464x404px
>>82762610
>>82762288
KILL YOURSELF. AS QUICKLY AND AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Go back to your tumblr hugbox, fag-o-tron.
>>
I just want Steven to make all the Gems happy.
>>
>>82763541
>>entire cluster arc wrapped up in twenty minutes
Dude, we are just getting into the meat of it. The cluster arc still need episodes before getting really over.
>>
>>82763588
check'd
>>
>>82763628
back to your /pol/ hugbox faggot
>>
>>82763639
Steven makes Garnet happy by being himself
>>
>>82763423
Sinbad left. Why would you even want Smiley back?
>>
>>82763665
Is that a horsecock
>>
File: Gr0jbdY.png (513KB, 518x522px) Image search:
[Google]
513KB, 518x522px
>>82763453
Get a load of this
>>
File: ThisPoorMan.jpg (103KB, 693x800px) Image search:
[Google]
103KB, 693x800px
>>82763649
/pol/ is nowhere near a hugbox. You are thinking of the term "circlejerk". Different things.
But seriously. Kill yourself.
>>
How long do we have until the general is banned again?
>>
File: 1457306877552.jpg (80KB, 483x750px) Image search:
[Google]
80KB, 483x750px
>>82763665
Blue board, anon. This means Blue gems only
>>
>>82763658
Ok, but I want him to make Pearl and Amethyst happy too.
>>
>>82763649
/pol/ isn't a hugbox, it's an echochamber, you moron. Get your buzzwords straight.
>>
>>82763437
"You recycled my trash!? Younerd."
>>
>>82763716
He made Peridot happy during the ride home from the cluster.
>>
>>82763342
I like the idea that Connie got her Weeb-ness from her dad.
We don't really know anything about him other then he works in the security industry. Wasn't there a picture of him in a Shemagh somewhere in Connie house? Military career maybe?
>>
>>82763764
I know, but I want him to make Pearl and Amethyst happy.
>>
>>82763516
Connie is definitely a Weeb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTGQW_4IMro
>>
File: IMG_20160427_004216.jpg (5KB, 172x136px) Image search:
[Google]
5KB, 172x136px
>>82763665
>>
>>82763787
I know, I'm just saying that he's working on it.
>>
Anyone have that picture of peridot wearing a shirt that says "Vaping is for fags" or something?
>>
>>82763820
Ok, but when will he make them happy? Will he fuse with them?
>>
>>82762193
Ebin OP image :^)
>>
>>82763840
He'lldrill their holes as soon as he hits puberty
>>
File: CAW CAW.png (99KB, 382x350px) Image search:
[Google]
99KB, 382x350px
>>82763649
>>82763701
>>82763719
Can you assholes at least agree on what type of shithole /pol/ is?
>>
File: 1454308764097.png (1MB, 1280x934px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 1280x934px
JASPER RECOVERY & REDEMPTION WHEN
>>
File: the third rose.png (1007KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
1007KB, 1280x720px
>>82762193
>>
>>82763903
An echochamber.
>>
File: Jaspercha-sama!!!.png (546KB, 800x445px) Image search:
[Google]
546KB, 800x445px
>>82763905
we've been over this
>>
>>82763905
Never. She's dead and no one on the show even cares.
>>
>>82763866
he's 14,he already hit puberty
>>
>>82763455
Does anyone know the name of the artist?
I've been searching for so long
>>
>>82763984
ooo11.tumblr.com
>>
>>82763960
I mean, they care a lot more about the cluster.
Also, "Falling into a pit" is never going to be a real death. The only way a gem could be killed off for good would be a onscreen shattering.
>>
File: 1461095726139.jpg (536KB, 865x449px) Image search:
[Google]
536KB, 865x449px
>>82763905
Never ever.
Get out of here, Jasperfag.
>>
>>82763214
>if Hitler hadn't killed a shitton of people he'd be known as Germany's greatest leader
>>
>>82763979
Well, then it's already happened.
>>
We have bad pearl.
But is there a bad garner? or a bad peridot?
>>
File: nazicomputer0.png (824KB, 800x600px) Image search:
[Google]
824KB, 800x600px
>>82762398
Really? Hundreds of Posts and no one saw that the Swastika was incorrect?
>>
>>82764009
holy shit thank you
>>
File: Sad mask man.png (5KB, 304x304px) Image search:
[Google]
5KB, 304x304px
OC donut steal
>>
>>82764014
For all intents and purposes the characters on the show believe she's dead.
And none of them care. Not even a passing line of dialogue was spared for her.
>>
File: sharp_dressed_gem.png (258KB, 861x662px) Image search:
[Google]
258KB, 861x662px
Lapis and Jasper tag team vs Puma and Tiger millionare when?
>>
File: tumblr_o759mg5Tc51qfkjawo1_540.jpg (99KB, 540x395px) Image search:
[Google]
99KB, 540x395px
>>82764014
this to be honest family
>>
>>82764065
She deserved to die.
>>
>>82763905
Probably season 3assuming Yellow Diamond doesn't kill her after the inevitable invasion and Jasper emerges trying to rejoin her old army.
>>
File: e61e9f53-df36-4dcc-bf2c-8e54bff790dd.jpg (165KB, 510x1103px) Image search:
[Google]
165KB, 510x1103px
>>82764046
Hot
>>
File: 131813403955.jpg (23KB, 400x308px) Image search:
[Google]
23KB, 400x308px
>>82764046
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD, THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>>
File: 1457768621299.png (538KB, 1280x836px) Image search:
[Google]
538KB, 1280x836px
she was so young
>>
>>82764046
>this is the Crystal Gem initiation ritual
>they fuck her so hard she poofs
>she reforms with a star
>>
>>82764046
This is a blue board, anon.
>>
WE
>>
File: 1443554905091.jpg (160KB, 1280x1289px) Image search:
[Google]
160KB, 1280x1289px
>>82764065
why would they care. Why should they.
>>
>>82764146
WUZ
>>
File: steven emoverse.jpg (396KB, 1200x759px) Image search:
[Google]
396KB, 1200x759px
>>82764037
>>
>>82764146
WAS
>>
File: IfItakethatthingoffwillyoudie.jpg (54KB, 500x289px) Image search:
[Google]
54KB, 500x289px
>>82764030
But he didn't.
>>
>>82764146
ARE
THE
CHAAAAMPIONS
>>
>>82764174
Excellent.
And horrible at the same time.
>>
>>82764168
CRYSTAL GEMS AND SHIT
>>
File: image_3.png (329KB, 506x729px) Image search:
[Google]
329KB, 506x729px
>>82764046
THIS BOARD IS BLUE, AND NOT FOR YOU
>>
>>82764107
>>82764166
I agree completely, she was nothing but a violent brute. Even Lapis did some good.
>>
>>82764046
Where's Steven?
>>
File: 1459776102777.gif (2MB, 214x358px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 214x358px
I'm watching this show for the first time and I only have one question: Does the comedy get any better? There are various attempts at humor but almost none of them have made me chuckle.
>>
>>82764111
I hate Pearl!
I hate Amethyst!
And I HATE Garnet!
Confound those Crystal Clods, they drive me to drink!
>>
>>82764245
How far are you?
>>
>>82764245
Not really but the story gets better.
>>
>>82764222
If turns out she's alive and she redeems herself, fine.
But if she's dead then that's fine too.
>>
Logoless watermelon Island and Gem Drill links when?
>>
>>82764231
He gets her all to himself after the first round. One of the privileges of being a leader.
>>
Will the Rubies be savage truHomeworld style, or was Jasper just a brutal exception?
She is the nastiest gem, even YD had a cool head at first
>>
>>82764245
The show is better when it tries situational and timing comedy, rather than actal jokes in my opinion.
>>
>>82764245
Yes, but still is hit or miss sometimes.
>>
File: 46851320.jpg (12KB, 166x119px) Image search:
[Google]
12KB, 166x119px
>Jasper's murderer
>>
>>82764253
Unhand him Yellow Diamond!
Unhand him Yellow Diamond!
Unhand him Yellow Diamond!
>>
>>82764309
A Peridot? I'LL STEAL IT!NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
>>
>>82764174
>that pearl
hot
>>
>>82764245
I don't watch the show for the comedy.
>>
>>82764231
His penis got in the way
>>
>>82764046
Is there a higher quality of this?
>>
Which Jasper abomination sounds better?
Cracked Spaghetti Jasper emerging from the kindergarten like its the Anagami faults
Or
Fusion-crazy Jasper forcibly fusing with the gem mutants in the Earth's crust
>>
>>82764295
Aren't rubies just foot soldiers? shouldn't be that hard to deal with them.
>>
>>82764085
If Jasper isn't featured in Tiger Philanthropist to do a face turn with Steven I'm piss
>>
File: 57a10cc2-1966-4f3b-b4b1-4c766de66502.png (115KB, 540x396px) Image search:
[Google]
115KB, 540x396px
>>82764356
HOW MUCH DID YOU GIVE HIM
AMETHYST
HOW MUCH DID YOU GIVE HIM?
>>
>>82763291
My Murderous Fusion Of Hate And Sadness Can't Be This Cute
>>
>>82764189
MY FRIEEND
AND WE FIGHT UNTIL THE
>>
>>82764377
She fell into the ocean FAG
>>
>>82764377
none
>>
>>82764377
>Anagami faults
Amigara faults you mean.
mh, I don't know, if the Fusion-crazy Jasper looks like something out of a lovecraft book, then that one.
>>
>>82764295
Why the hell did YD send 5 of her shittiest soldiers if she expected there to be more gems than just peridot?
>peridot in Message Recieved: the ship was destroyed...
>YD: by WHOM?
>>
File: s3xZuaZ.jpg (131KB, 540x720px) Image search:
[Google]
131KB, 540x720px
>>82764377
She's going to be cracked and pressurized and end up like this.
>>
>>82762453
it's certainly implied.
>>82762464
If a kid is gonna be in dire danger for most of his life, I think he'll be happier WITH a sword and a shield than without.
>>82762804
If it's up to Steven.
"Did you... you said you had met my mother."
"...I did. I... admired her tactics. It's... unfortunate that she has perished."
"Why? Did you like her?"
"..I would have wished to fight her."
>Later, Peridot explains that Quartzes, when they fuse, don't first dance like the Crystal Gems do, but grapple.
>Jasper had a battlefield crush on Rose, just like Achilles and Penthesilea
>Tally another one for the Steven
>>
>>82764030
>If he had won the war
ftfy
>>
>>82764245
If you mean you're in like the first five or ten episodes then yeah, the comedy gets a little better. Even then some episodes are just way funnier than others.
>>
>>82764245
At which episode are you? Also, be careful to actually watch it in the intended order.
In my opinion, the humor get better as the characters get to be more fleshed out.
>>
File: tumblr_o51i2a7iCj1tv0u62o2_1280.png (881KB, 1280x1534px) Image search:
[Google]
881KB, 1280x1534px
>>82764377
FUCK
JASPERS GONNA FUSE WITH THE CLUSTER
PANIC.JPG
>>
>>82764457
then peridot said it was an accident while landing, so we're under the impression that YD is still unaware of the crystal gem's presence
>>
>>82762843
Nobody asked for your opinion.
>>82762859
Psssh. Quartzes are born from holes in the ground. She'll be fine... refreshed!
>>
What do you think they did on the ride back from the cluster?How many times do you think they fucked?
>>
>>82764457
Peridot lied though and said she crashed it by accident, so YD probably does think only Peridot and a dead Jasper is there. That's probably whythe gems disguise themselves as humans.
>>
>>82764472
Then why didn't Jasper grapple Lapis
That would've been hilarious
>>
File: 1440655374658.png (51KB, 500x314px) Image search:
[Google]
51KB, 500x314px
>>82764519
but what if stevens penis got in the way
>>
>>82764519
Steven's young.
4-5, maybe more
>>
>>82764519
Something something triple drill penetration
>>
>>82764519
Kill yourself
>>
>>82764548
He could always shapeshift a new one.
>>
>>82764519
die pedo
>>
>>82764525
Does YD not know about Lapis? How is that possible
>>
File: 1459529456039.jpg (139KB, 666x666px) Image search:
[Google]
139KB, 666x666px
>>82764548
IT WON'T
>>
>>82762829
PB Dio an SBR Diego would lose
SC and AU DIO would win mainly because The World is broken as shit.
>>
File: chechen survivors of close proximity shelling.jpg (54KB, 500x333px) Image search:
[Google]
54KB, 500x333px
>>82763453
I get the feeling that this show brings back the feelings that as a child I experienced when serious shit going down, and I never quite understood all the consequences of those experiences.
But as an Adult, I have a far more comprehensive understanding of those consequences, but like dramatic irony, we the audience know more than the "actors", and thus pity the characters.
>>
>>82764586
She must know, but probably gives no fucks about a Blue Diamond gem.
>>
>Implying Jasper isn't going to become the quirky comedic occasional villain who always has her plans of ruining the CG's day foiled
>>
>>82764586
YD thinks Lapis and Jasper perished in the crash. Peridot's answer to both "Where is the Jasper I assigned to you" and "why aren't you contacting me from the ship" was that the ship had crashed.
>>
>>82764566
That's not a number, anon
>>82764519
That's gross, don't be grosstwice the way you'd think, then peri shapeshifted and twice the other way
>>
>>82764057
Brad did nothing wrong
>>
>>82762891
>Most disagreeable and morally questionable gem
>Cute as hell and habitually barefoot
Bah.
>>82763047
...Fuck no.
>Stops the Viet Nam war
>Held to be the best president in foreign affairs all-round
>Gets indicted because of eavesdropping
>>82763161
My headcanon is that Jasper was added to Rose's old team after she was taken off for clandestine heterofusion with her pearl.
>>82763181
Strange thing, but I like those boots.
>>
What is that? Movie set? White phosphorus? Those are some strange injuries.
>>
File: Crusade is coming.jpg (74KB, 600x502px) Image search:
[Google]
74KB, 600x502px
>>82764174
>Satanic pentagrams
HEATHENS
>>
>>82764636
So two anal, two vaginal? Peri seems like she'd like it in the butt.
>>
>>82762885
CAN'T JUKE THE ZUKE
>>
>>82764627
I want to see her turn into Bowser where she'll attack them and ruin their birthday parties but still show up to play tennis and go kart racing.
>>
>>82764620
Not caring about her personally is understandable, but it seems YD/Peri/Jasper have no idea that she's super powerful.
If in pic related are other Lazulis, and our Lapis is shy-looking and separate from them, could it be that our Lapis is exceptional? And that's why she's an outcast, but it can't be told at first glance
>>
>>82764673
This is a blue board anon, stop being grossNo, like they switched places
>>
>>82763186
>And she gets shot by Blofeld ten minutes later
>>82763211
The desert persons have killed a lot less of us than you have killed of them. Like, orders of magnitude less. If that got proportionally as much attention as the Charlie Hebdo attacks and the night club killings, we'd be having memorials every day.
>>
>>82764629
Ok that makes sense
As far as Yd knows, she died in the cell in the crash
>>
>>82764032
http://i.imgur.com/fiFqCZb.png
>>
>>82764014
She's going to fuse with the cluster. That bubble shit ain't gonna last once Jasper comes crashing down through. The shards will go psycho, see a whole gem among their kind, unbubble, fuse with her.
Jasper will be the mid-boss before one of the diamonds shows up.
>>
>>82764709
So they changed positions? Like from cowgirl to reverse-cowgirl?Futa a shit
>>
File: tumblr_o59hrim5CD1sqd9sxo2_1280.jpg (258KB, 1280x891px) Image search:
[Google]
258KB, 1280x891px
swimsuit episode when?
>>
>>82764706
That's what makes Lapis' backstory so potentially interesting.
If one of her could manipulate the Earth's water to such an extensive degree than she either was unique in that she wasn't mass produced, had unique powers among her caste/type of gem, or there's something else we don't know.
As it stands five Lapis' could have decimated the Earth.
>>
>>82763164
Love, Trove, Move, Shove
>>
>>82764668
but isnt the pentagram a sign of pretection from demons?
>>
>>82764278
Episode 14
>>
File: ian endorses futa.png (74KB, 624x717px) Image search:
[Google]
74KB, 624x717px
>>82764756
Ian JQ says otherwise.
>>
>>82764775
We already had a beach episode, remember?
>>
>>82764775
There already is one, dummy.
>>
>>82764706
Lapis being incredibly powerful for her class is kinda interesting, and could be why she was mirrored since she'd be a major threat against whoever she thought was the opposing side. I want her backstory.
>>
File: Ud55DHb.jpg (213KB, 887x700px) Image search:
[Google]
213KB, 887x700px
>>82764341
>not knowing about dark pearl beforehand
anon, i am dissapoint
>>
>>82764788
Moderately better, Humor isn't a strong suit though.
>>
Do any of you guys know where I can watch the Chinese dub online or release dates or anything like that?
>>
>>82764777
ONE Lapis, while cracked, could have easily wiped out all life in earth if she felt like it.One giant world ending Tsunami.
>>
>>82764805
Ian is a gift to humanity
>>
>>82764788
80% of the episodes before that are shit compared to now.
>>
>>82764812
>>82764828
And it was pretty glorious, too bad Pearl is a prude
>>
>>82764805
I'm not sure how this applies to Steven and Peridot bumping uglies.Yeah, but keep that stuff to Amethyst and Jasper. Peridot's too feminine for futa.
>>
:^)
>>
>>82764785
Maybe the "upright" pentagram, but the inverted one is only Satanic/demonic ceremonies/symbology.
Even then, the upright pentagram can still be used in magicalhereticalceremonies
>>
>>82764065
Yes, of course they believe that. After all, they know from personal experience Gems are very frail and die with horrific ease. So they knew, as they saw her slide down a dark chasm, her fate was irrevocably sealed and they would never see Jasper again.
You fucking dolt. Catch on fire.
>>
File: tumblr_o0mc7izRuu1ukt6nwo1_500.png (93KB, 500x469px) Image search:
[Google]
93KB, 500x469px
Would PayPearl approve of bacon and honey mustard on a meatball marina sub from subway?
>>
File: tumblr_o59hrim5CD1sqd9sxo3_1280.jpg (286KB, 1280x879px) Image search:
[Google]
286KB, 1280x879px
>>82764812
>>82764828
Yeah but we need a better one
with updated swimsuits and 100% less of the Pizza family
>>
>>82764874
There's no such thing as "too feminine for futa". Steven is an absolute degenerate and will suck any Gem's dick.
>>
File: tumblr_o1sy5cWYf11qzyi4xo1_1280.jpg (506KB, 1280x1707px) Image search:
[Google]
506KB, 1280x1707px
>>82764875
hawt
>>
File: tumblr_nuuvl7CiGe1u0f69lo2_1280.png (580KB, 1128x1718px) Image search:
[Google]
580KB, 1128x1718px
>>82764756
Nigga you have shit taste
>>82764874
Peridot makes the perfect trap
>>
>>82764875
N O P A N T I E S
O
P
A
N
T
I
E
S
>>
>>82764549
Imagine
>>
>>82764706
>>82764777
>>82764834
>Lapis wasn't actively involved with the war
>didn't "believe" in the Earth
>was trapped despite not fighting in the war
>was cracked AFTER being put in the mirror, meaning she was subdued but undamaged and placed in the mirror on purpose
>by who Lapis believes were the Crystal Gems
>Crystal Gems other than Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl
>didn't stay around and fight the Crystal Gems even when she clearly could have beaten them singlehandedly
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
I WANT TO KNOW MORE GOD DAMMIT
>>
>>82764868
He is too good for this world, too pure.
>>
>>82764897
I'm glad you folks finally found a good name for yellow pearl.
>>
>>82764905
>>82764909I'm just saying that Peridot seems like the kind of gal who likes to *get* fucked, not do the fucking.
>>
I still don't get why I enjoy Stevidot so much, but damn is it a good ship. Connie needs to step it up.
>>
File: peridot mfw.png (21KB, 102x137px) Image search:
[Google]
21KB, 102x137px
>>82764895
If they didn't think she was dead they would have said something.
>You fucking dolt. Catch on fire.
Settle down, kiddo.
>>
File: 1452712485851.png (418KB, 656x1024px) Image search:
[Google]
418KB, 656x1024px
>>82764876
ur rly smart anon did u know that? ur a real smart cookie
>>
>>82764941Lapis didn't want to fight because she didn't give a fuck and was mirrored by Blue Diamond to be useful some other way. Thus Lapis blames the CG because if they didn't rebel for a shit planet this wouldn't have happened to her.
>>
File: tumblr_nxn9zvltfN1tkrs3po1_1280.png (341KB, 1000x1200px) Image search:
[Google]
341KB, 1000x1200px
>>
>>82764544
Lapis is not a Quartz. Jasper would expect her to shatter if they grappled.
>>82762885
SIE KÖNNEN DIE ZÜKEN NICHT JÜKEN!
>>
>>82764519
I'm reminded of that episode of American Dad where Steve and Snot find the Fast and Furious screenplay.
>So we're in agreement that this Fast and Furious could be the most action-packed one yet, right?
>But Steven, it'll never get made with all the hardcore gay sex.
>That's why we're gonna cut those scenes out and deliver the clean script to Hollywood. Then this movie will definitely get made.
>Um, what about this scene where Dom and Brian hold hands as they enter the Toyota Service Center?
>No, I think that's okay. We do that. We're actually holding hands right now.
>Oh, yeah.
>>
>>82764519
>so you want me to blow on it?
>>
>>82764788
From the top of my head I think it gets a whole lot better around the second half of S1 and now in S2 I think it's even pretty great. I'm usually a sucker for comedy, but surprisingly it's not my main reason to watch this show. More the heartwarming/comfy moments and character/story development
>>
http://bluejrstotallylegittumbluerpart3.tumblr.com/post/144283256650/what-a-sweet-moment
>>
I think we can all agree Lapis is the strongest gem in the series that isn't a diamond.
>>
>>82764706
If Lapis can only do her thing with liquid water, then Earth might be the only place in many light years where she IS powerful. Maybe that is why she was imprisoned.
Hey! Do you reckon we will come to hear how she was imprisoned in the first place? And by whom?
>>82764734
Seriously? Socks?
>>82765002
Burn! Burn! BUUUUUURN!
>>82765011
If that is true she is an even worse person than I thought.
>>
>>82764909
Dude, this isn't /trash/, careful with what you post
Also, I must agree, Peri is best
>>
>>82765118
Who's in the bottom panels?
>>
>>82765144
>I think we can all agree Lapis is the strongest gem in the series that isn't a diamond.
Or a fusion.
>>
File: tumblr_nzic2bSFqF1ukd8c5o1_540.jpg (162KB, 540x753px) Image search:
[Google]
162KB, 540x753px
>>82762296
do you have one about fusion(s)?
>>
File: When will it end.jpg (161KB, 700x691px) Image search:
[Google]
161KB, 700x691px
I-Is her suffering over, /sug/?
>>
>>82765144
While near water
>>
So can Lapis also make ice and manipulate it as well, or was that a power unique to Malachite?
>>
File: emo_lazuli.jpg (191KB, 540x810px) Image search:
[Google]
191KB, 540x810px
>>82765144
I agree that we can all agree on this
>>
Pearl and Garnet are dykes, Amethyst and Peridot are gemlets, Lapis is a pedo, Steven is a cross dressing fag, and Jasper is dead. Is there a singular character in this show who is a decent person?
>>
File: tumblr_inline_o5enfjpM1t1tzjs6s_1280.jpg (69KB, 800x800px) Image search:
[Google]
69KB, 800x800px
>>82765144
>>82765162
When she's around water.
>>
File: 1463184000637.png (551KB, 720x720px) Image search:
[Google]
551KB, 720x720px
>>82765192
IT IS NOW!Until Periclod shows her face.
>>
>>82765144
The strongest character period, when on earth. Nothing beats water.
>>
>>82765152
Then why did Jasper bring her back to earth, the goddamn water planet?
In The Return, Jasper and Lapis were just side by side on the beach. Jasper only grabbed her a couple times. Then of course Jasper asked her to fuse later, WOW, why did Jasper put so much trust in her?
>>
>>82764985
Stevidot is best.
>>
>>82765152
>Hey! Do you reckon we will come to hear how she was imprisoned in the first place? And by whom?
I'm thinking that at some point after the preview, Steven and Lapis land somewhere and Steven will ask her more directly about things.
>>
Who would win in a fight, the crystal gems or War?
>>
>>82765206
She fucking creates water, remember how she just pulled water out of the ground to destroy the seeing eye?
Not to mention she stole the entire fucking ocean. Water works for her.
>>
File: 1443815414800.png (117KB, 662x716px) Image search:
[Google]
117KB, 662x716px
>>82765192
It's all over now.
>>
>>82763616
For the sake of D&D, a 15th-level gem warrior has unlocked the ability to fuse with any player character. If you actually decide to play with these rules, I'd leave it up to DM fiat if you want to come up with a reason why or want to make it so only half-gems can fuse with non-gems.
>>
>>82765247
Steven never asks about anything important or interesting so don't count on it, we probably won't even figure out exactly WHY she hates the CG.
>>
>>82764412
Anon, you do realize islands aren't jus floating rocks, dont you? Rocks dont float. If you want to confirm my claims with experment, ypu could fill your pockets with rocks and go swimming
>>82764471
is that a Zuke drawing? I doubt that's going to happen since compression takes thousands of years, but if it did it would be the only way Jasper could possibly join.
Her being humiliated would be the only way to humble her, but her personality would be too similar to Peridot's
>>
>>82765083
>Steeeven....I'm feeling all warm inside....
>>
>>82765208
Personally I think her ocean moving level of water control might have caused by her cracked Gem and she otherwise needs to fuse to enhance her powers, kinda like Garnet's future sight being better than Sapphire's.
>>
>>82765260
>She pulled water out of the ground
>Out of the ground
>The ground
>Forgets it was raining
>>
>>82765214
>show about aliens trying to take over/destroy Earth
>heroes live right on the beach
>she can also fly
>and manipulate the ocean to a degree that she brings almost all of the water up near the edge of the atmosphere
She'd have to be pretty fucking far from water to have any problem finding some to manipulate.
>>
File: 1463252263853.png (508KB, 1280x1810px) Image search:
[Google]
508KB, 1280x1810px
>>82765192
Her heart is free now, Steven did it. She believes in him.
>>
File: tumblr_inline_o75fasn3pa1qgwxdf_540.png (107KB, 540x498px) Image search:
[Google]
107KB, 540x498px
THE PICTURE GARNET DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE.
>>
>>82765260
she didn't created the water
that was the hole from when they used the drill,but filled with water
>>
>>82765260
That water was there already, Peridot probably tried to make a pool to appease her.
>>
>>82765229
One of Jasper's character traits is that she has very little empathy or understanding for what others want. She looks at Lapis and thinks "if I'd been imprisoned like she was, I'd want to murder their asses," and fails to understand that Lapis doesn't want to murder anyone for the most part, while underestimating her bond with Steven and overestimating her interest in upholding the Homeworld cause.
>>
>>82765229
Getting shattered upon landing was a risk worth taking for having her way with lapis on the ship
>>
>>82765260
she was using a pond
also there really aren't good sources of water in space and probably not much water on gem worlds in general, you saw what the final blueprint for Earth looked like, which basically explains why she was imprisoned and couldn't escape
>>
>>82765319
Like a cheeto brushed into the couch cushions.
>>
>>82765349
I don't think it was a pond. It seemed to be the hole the drill made. Maybe they hit an aquifer.
>>
>>82765349
Asteroids do contain small traces of water.
>>
File: 1463102541284.jpg (114KB, 729x800px) Image search:
[Google]
114KB, 729x800px
>>82764627
>tfw you actually thought this was going to be Peridot's role
In any case, I would really like to see a serious character like Jasper in goofy situations.
>>
>>82765192
Hopefully not.
>>
>>82765319
Yeah as she tried tilting it back towards them instead of towards hell.
>>
>>82765304
>Personally I think her ocean moving level of water control might have caused by her cracked Gem and she otherwise needs to fuse to enhance her powers
Ocean Gem suggests otherwise, though. She couldn't fly because her Gem was cracked, but nothing suggests it affected her ability to manipulate water.
Unrelated but it's also interesting that her method of flight is flat-out levitation. The wings don't even function as actual wings.
>>
>>82765374
either way the point is, her water power are only effective where there is water, and while we haven't seen a lot of gem worlds, It seems like access to water is low priority for them
>>
>>82765386
Yeah ok, try to keep that water in a useful form and not dispersing or freezing solid while in the vacuum of space, that can't be easy
>>
Will Pearl's suffering end once she fuses with Steven?
>>
File: NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.png (203KB, 639x363px) Image search:
[Google]
203KB, 639x363px
>>82765389
>those hips
DAAAAAAAAAMN
>>
>>82765212
Yes... Greg.
>>82765229
Maybe Jasper flat-out was unaware of Lapis' power. Maybe Gemworld has almost no liquid water at all. After all, gems don't drink.
>>82765318
I so hope it will turn out that she is outright not a nice person.
People forgive her wayyyy too much just because she looks cute and got a raw deal.
>>82765374
>aquifer.
Don't try to confuzzle us with your fancy five-dollar words!
>>
>>82765493
The only way Pearl will be cured is a gangbang
>>
>>82765493
She might not wanna separate though.
>>
>>82765493
No, because then she'll get Rose's memories offucking Greg
>>
>>82765451
Watermelon Island has Malachite creating and manipulating ice. That may or may not be an ability Lapis' has as well.
Even if it isn't she still might also be able to use her wings as weapons, since they're made of something that apparently doesn't freeze, even in space.
>>
>>82765451
>freezing solid while in the vacuum of space
I didn't realize they still made you.
>>
Force feeding Pearl fanfic when.
>>
File: peridonut.jpg (121KB, 1200x675px) Image search:
[Google]
121KB, 1200x675px
>>82765260
Peridot made it to make Lapis wet.LAPIDOT CONFIRMED
>>
File: putthatthingaway.png (47KB, 200x200px) Image search:
[Google]
47KB, 200x200px
>>82765212
>Being short makes you a bad person
>Being dead makes you a bad person
??????????
>>
>>82762670
Is more likely than
>>82762749
Simply because it, counterintuitively, has less evidence. Crackpot theories have a habit of coming true (see: Garnet.is a fusion)
>>
>>82765569
>shipper logic
>>
>>82765520
But will she be happy?
>>
>>82765345
I guess that's a passable flaw on the strict, uniform Homeworld. But when there's human influence/comes to earth, everything gets flipped on its head and this flaw bites you in the ass
Wonder how many years Jasper was engaged in the war AKA how long she spent on earth.
>>
File: 1453183385328.jpg (366KB, 1000x1415px) Image search:
[Google]
366KB, 1000x1415px
>>82765512
>forgive her wayyyy too much just because she looks cute and got a raw deal.
Until we see what she's really like, those seem like decent reasons to be sympathetic towards her
>>
>>82765525
>Pearl will experience Rose's memories of Greg fucking.
>Then Steven will experience Pearls memories of experiencing Rose's memory of getting Greged.
>>
>>82765569
Garnet being a fusion was implied all the way from the pilot. We literally saw Ruby and Sapphire onscreen at one point.
>>
>>82765569
Except there was a shitton of evidence for Garnet being a fusion.
>>
>>82765569
Garnet is a fusion wasn't a terribly crack pot theory, she had 2 gems that was pretty much a huge arrow pointing at it, there were also smaller things like her 3 eyes and her reaction to Steven fusing with Connie
>>
File: 1459607893282.jpg (58KB, 680x1207px) Image search:
[Google]
58KB, 680x1207px
Dear sweet Pearl, HOW I LOVE HERFor her paddles
>>
>>82765516
A gangbang of Stevens?
>>82765527
>something that apparently doesn't freeze, even in space.
Okay...
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SpaceIsCold
>>
File: Hallway_Cluster_By_King.png (102KB, 2750x3100px) Image search:
[Google]
102KB, 2750x3100px
>One of the gem mutants has a male physique
Whatever could it mean?
>>
>>82765567
>>Being dead makes you a bad person
Dead people can't contribute to society
>>
>>82765659
You like and encourage gender roles.
>>
>>82765614
Also Jasper said FIRST war. Just how many were waged?
>I was there, you know. At the first war for this garbage planet.
>>
>>82765659
Looks like a Jasper.
>>
File: tumblr_ny2eb047nM1t7riago1_1280.png (368KB, 1280x779px) Image search:
[Google]
368KB, 1280x779px
>being in THIS MUCH denial
>>
>>82765617
The counterevidence is too strong.
She was wayyyy too prepared to kill to get her way.
>>
>>82765641
It shouldn't have been a theory AT ALL after Fusion Cuisine.
Should have basically been accepted as Canon.
>>
>>82765657
She wants that water melon dickespecially the knot
>>
>>82765659
you call that male?
I call that a monster form with nothing close to gendered characteristics
>>
>>82765659
What if there was a race similar to the gems but they had metals instead of gems and they were all male?
>>
>>82765512
>got a raw deal
She was trapped for a potentially extreme amount of time and sentient for all of it. As opposed to bubbled Gems, which are put into a frozen state.
How much she should be forgiven hinges on her backstory. Signs point to her being majorly fucked over.
>>
>>82765712
kys
>>
>>82765632
Say what??
>>
>>82765389
Damn BL really knows how to draw sexy gems
>>
>>82765659
So does Jasper. What's your point?
>>
>>82765693
wait which part of Fusion Cuisine pointed to it?
I don't recall that at all, although I recall hating that episode
>>
>>82765527
>Watermelon Island has Malachite creating and manipulating ice. That may or may not be an ability Lapis' has as well.
Since Garnet can control electricity while Ruby and Sapphire only control fire and ice, ice in this instance could just be a fusion power-up.
>>
>>82765739
Yes, and they would be called kys.
>>
>>82765527
It's definitely an ability of hers. The model sheets for Ocean Gem specified that the weapons of the water clones were made from ice.
>>
>>82765740
Fusion Cuisine
>>82765751
When they unfuse there's a brief moment where you can see Ruby and Sapphire's silhouettes
>>
>>82765751
>>82765740
There's a frame in Fusion Cuisine when Alexandrite splits up where you can clearly make out Ruby and Sapphire's silhouettes.
>>
File: tumblr_o0latnGf9A1qf1ij9o1_500.png (331KB, 500x500px) Image search:
[Google]
331KB, 500x500px
Enough with this Stevidot and Lapis bullshit
Post best gem
>>
File: Defused.png (139KB, 587x364px) Image search:
[Google]
139KB, 587x364px
>>82765632
>>82765740
>>82765751
Just how was it not accepted earlier?
>>
File: cluster.jpg (301KB, 1280x720px) Image search:
[Google]
301KB, 1280x720px
>>82765659
>there are crystals everywhere dukes archive
what could it mean?
>>
>>82765816
"Animation error"
Not even joking
>>
File: tumblr_o75egaKptL1uxb9fro4_1280.jpg (78KB, 747x727px) Image search:
[Google]
78KB, 747x727px
>>82765812
>>
>>82762882
oh god, sharkteeth, my fetish.
>>
File: Just wow.png (117KB, 660x801px) Image search:
[Google]
117KB, 660x801px
>>82765837
You are kidding right?
THAT was the excuse?
>>
File: LapisLazuliSUStevenuniverse2963806.png (418KB, 1280x840px) Image search:
[Google]
418KB, 1280x840px
>>82765812
>wants the best gem posted
>doesnt want lapis posted
what?
>>
File: 1462579515388.png (258KB, 351x364px) Image search:
[Google]
258KB, 351x364px
>>82765689
>>82765747
>Ignoring the masculine chest and abdomen, both of which Jasper lacks
>>
>>82765837
Source
>>
>>82765812
I get the vibe that she an even bigger bitch than Yellow.
>>
>>82765712
You mean like Decepticons?
I ship Megatron and Yellow Diamond, by the way.
>>82765724
Not by Steven, Connie or any of the other millions of people whose lives she endangered with her bullshit.
>>
>>82765879
I think most people just didn't know about it, but I definitely remember some dismissing it as an animation error
>>
File: 1436940337389.gif (252KB, 294x233px) Image search:
[Google]
252KB, 294x233px
>>82765812
You called?
>>
>>82765897
Probably, she just doesn't show it unless she's pushed.
>>
File: tumblr_o6947lHIFG1tk7sceo1_1280.png (306KB, 1280x1392px) Image search:
[Google]
306KB, 1280x1392px
Is Steven depressed?
>>
>>82765659
What does it mean that some gem mutants look like giant hands and feet?
>>
File: ice gloves.jpg (248KB, 1280x777px) Image search:
[Google]
248KB, 1280x777px
>>82765759
Nah. Lapis can do it too. If anything, Malachite seems to be a lot worse at water manipulation than Lapis, because Jasper does most of the work.
>>
>>82765005
T-thank you Lapissed.There is no need to be pissed
>>
>>82765907
Exactly.
>>
File: 1463178010860.png (489KB, 1150x674px) Image search:
[Google]
489KB, 1150x674px
>>82765882
>>82765857
fuck off with your overrated waifu
>>
>>82763205
That's adorbs.
>>
>>82765764
Lapis is fucking overpowered: the list
>can lift up the entire ocean into space
>...with a cracked gem
>can fly REALLY FAST and levitate
>can create infinite and quickly-regenerating water clones that have fighting prowess that surpasses the originals
>can also create ice, which is what her weapon-wielding water clones wield
>has endurance of the body possibility similar to the tank Jasper (they both survived a ship crashing, exploding, and tossed a hunk of debris off of herself)
Anything else?
>>
>>82765829
Steven needs to learn how parry with his shield
>>
>>82765990
Steven likes her.
>>
File: WIP_la_piss.jpg (592KB, 4000x5000px) Image search:
[Google]
592KB, 4000x5000px
>>82765966
i love you anon
>>
File: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.png (201KB, 485x503px) Image search:
[Google]
201KB, 485x503px
>>82765973
Fuck you.
Peridot is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
>>
>>82765990
She can do all of those things at the same time
>>
File: believe.gif (16KB, 520x630px) Image search:
[Google]
16KB, 520x630px
>>82765990
She's on her way to gaining the most powerful ability in the series:
BELIEVING
>>
>>82765829
Steven gets told by Pearl to drop his shield.
>>
>>82765780
>>82765808
>>82765816
Thank you.
>>82765812
I wonder if she has the power to shoot lightning from her hands.
>>82765882
Because he said BEST gem.
>>82765936
No. He is cheerful by nature.
He can't really miss his mom because he never knew her at all.
>>
>>82765990
They didn't actually surpass the originals. Their deal was that they mimic whatever the originals do (because mirror). In terms of pure prowess, they were clearly outdone; they just can't die.
>>
File: 1458339285459.gif (587KB, 500x310px) Image search:
[Google]
587KB, 500x310px
>your reaction to Jasper's death
>>
>>82766051
Lay off the enter key, fag
>>
File: 1461487034748.png (495KB, 800x600px) Image search:
[Google]
495KB, 800x600px
What happens when Steven dies? Will he die?
>>
>>82765990
>infinite clones
maybe, but they'd probably get progressively shitty
>>
God these threads have gotten shitty since sug (and hsg) returned
>>
>>82765990
I doubt her body is actually that strong. She mostly shields herself with her water wings and couldn't do shit when Jasper grabbed her.
>>
>>82766042
With her eyes closed and her hands behind her back!
>>
File: sorry jimbo.jpg (92KB, 640x776px) Image search:
[Google]
92KB, 640x776px
>>82766064
>>
>>82764519
>How many times do you think they fucked?
ω times
As in, more than infinite
>>
>>82765990
also she the prettiest
>>
File: aMXETIS.png (20KB, 192x216px) Image search:
[Google]
20KB, 192x216px
>>82766021
Fuck you.
Lapis is
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
>>
>>82766098
Her body is strong (physical endurance), not the strength of her limbs
>>
File: cute technical.jpg (28KB, 667x343px) Image search:
[Google]
28KB, 667x343px
>>82766013
Love you too Lapissed
>>
>>82766076
This dude always replies like that, if its the anon I think it is he has autism and doesn't like to make multiple individual replies
>>
File: 1463245930613.png (16KB, 197x219px) Image search:
[Google]
16KB, 197x219px
>>82766064
>>
File: 1458344346732.webm (876KB, 702x720px) Image search:
[Google]
876KB, 702x720px
>>82766064
>>
File: tumblr_nsc1771yVa1uo6bepo1_400.jpg (35KB, 378x427px) Image search:
[Google]
35KB, 378x427px
>>82766064
>>
>>82766097
>/sug/ has gotten shitty since /sug/ returned
>>
>>82766123
She's still stronger than peridot (who is stronger than the average human). Whether her physical strength is greater than Steven's and up remains to be seen
>>
>>82766123
They all have strong bodies. We'd need to see her take a punch to truly determine if she's any tougher than the other gems
>>
>>82765990
She can fly faster than the speed of light,
Hence why I think she was a scout who found future colonies for homeworld, including Earth
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2rSwPyNhJk
>>
>>82765990
in planets with no water she's basically useless.
dry environments too
>>
>>82766097
You must be used to bomb threads, because it was always like this a few days after an ep aired when we had a weekly schedule.
>>
File: tumblr_o73nwsVYNu1rf3klao1_1280.jpg (457KB, 1000x760px) Image search:
[Google]
457KB, 1000x760px
Is Jasper an anti-SJW?
>>
>>82766222
>She can fly faster than the speed of light
Ssssssource.
>>
>>82766076
Why? I never understood what's so bad about this. It decreases the post count, too.
>>82766129
It is. Hi.
It just comes naturally, I don't get why more people don't do it.
>>
>>82766222
>FTL
headcanon anon begone
>>
File: glitch.png (452KB, 1280x1668px) Image search:
[Google]
452KB, 1280x1668px
>>82766260
beats me
>>
>>82766226
We're on earth now, bitch
>>
>>82766226
this doesnt matter
>>
>>82766223
tumblr-ish
>>
>>82766287
yes, she does
>>
>>82766260
>Insults trans-fusions
>Appropriates it anyway
She is very triggeringfor my dick
>>
>>82766090
DELETE THIS
E
L
E
T
E
T
H
I
S
>>
>>82766265
Good to see you around anon, you keep doing you
>>
>>82766287LOL
>>
>>82766265
not that
Don't hit the key after the you link the post to make an extra space, it's obnoxious and similar to avatarfagging
>>
File: UG YD Theory.png (4MB, 1773x3038px) Image search:
[Google]
4MB, 1773x3038px
Reminder that Uncle Grandpa is Yellow Diamond.
>>
>>82765990
>lift up the entire ocean into space
That was only a fraction of the ocean. Some dudes did the math, and also the bottom isn't a mile of pure lobsters
>>
>>82766212
Is Peridot stronger than the average human, however?
>>82766263
She would have to be to get ANYWHERE in the time between 'Ocean Gem' and 'The message'.
>>82766260
Yes, she is a social injustice warrior: she fights to keep the castes separate, to keep the weak underfoot and to conquer other people's worlds.
>>
File: 1458403275828.jpg (149KB, 1280x707px) Image search:
[Google]
149KB, 1280x707px
>>82766064
>>
File: 1421055803531.gif (3MB, 346x195px) Image search:
[Google]
3MB, 346x195px
>>82764174
>Goth-girl Pearl
>>
>>82766212
To be honest Peridot might have more endurance than an human (being able to take some hits), but her muscle power/physical strength is really weak
>>
>>82766294
how? those are valid weak points
remember dry environments?
>>
File: steven reforming.png (2MB, 1089x5359px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 1089x5359px
>>82766315
No
>>
>>82766349
>She would have to be to get ANYWHERE in the time between 'Ocean Gem' and 'The message'.
That depends entirely on the distance between Earth and Homeworld, which we don't know.
We also don't know if she flew there directly. She may have flown to a warp.
>>
File: 1457571731633.jpg (655KB, 1280x2501px) Image search:
[Google]
655KB, 1280x2501px
>>82766371
>>
>>82764174
Not gonna lie that Garnet is pretty sick
Fucking fist wizards and shit
>>
File: 1452314687985.gif (666KB, 640x360px) Image search:
[Google]
666KB, 640x360px
Connie's a shit!
>>
>>82766380
But how does he remember? the brain died
>>
>>82766260
>Anti-SJW
I think I found a friend
>>
>>82766396
>That depends entirely on the distance between Earth and Homeworld, which we don't know.
We know it's in another galaxy, but
>We also don't know if she flew there directly. She may have flown to a warp.
That's what I think too
>>
>>82766400
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
>>
File: tumblr_o4zkpmxGad1vphyuzo1_540.png (15KB, 512x512px) Image search:
[Google]
15KB, 512x512px
>>82766222
>>82766263
>>82766276
um...
yeah
you guys dont remember when lapis said she could fly faster than the speed of light? I do.
>>
>>82762686
>losers
>wearing Canucks hat
:^)
>>
>>82766447
Lapis also said that you are a fag. I distinctly remember that scene.
>>
>>82766333
ty.
>>82766343
Oh... I can do that. I don't know what avatarfagging is.
>>82766345
>Some dudes did the math
https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/36p9df/a_mathematical_and_scientific_analysis_of_lapis/
I have suspected that it couldn't possibly be the entire ocean. But.... dramatic necessity.
>>
>>82766442
Is the other galaxy andromeda?
>>
>>82766441
Me too
>>
>>82766447
nah
>>
To be honest, the biggest reason why I ship so many StevenxGem ships is because in most contexts they are really cute. And if I ship it romantically he's usually an adult.
>>
>>82766439
Stevidot the best!
>>
File: 1452829561385.png (369KB, 1200x1800px) Image search:
[Google]
369KB, 1200x1800px
So who do we all think will be Peridot's first fusion and Lapis's first none rape based fusion?
I'm going with Amethyst for Peridot but I have no clue who Lapis would fuse with.
>>
File: 1452633842814.jpg (347KB, 1383x1600px) Image search:
[Google]
347KB, 1383x1600px
>>82766287
All the worlds feels are not enough to discribe this
>>
>>82766515
Lapidot fusion of course.
>>
>>82766441
>>82766481
Nice shoelaces.
>>
File: tumblr_o3zzedAjI01ucv07xo1_1280.png (190KB, 900x750px) Image search:
[Google]
190KB, 900x750px
>>82766515
also amethyst
>>
>>82766440
well gems rather clearly use their gems as their brain so maybe Steven doesn't actually use his human brain or uses both, the gem is sort of a backup drive
>>
File: 1429828087687.png (235KB, 485x485px) Image search:
[Google]
235KB, 485x485px
>>82764174
>Garnet in heels
Bueno
>>
>>82766515
Same
>>
File: 1463148997323.jpg (1023KB, 2385x2448px) Image search:
[Google]
1023KB, 2385x2448px
>>82766506
You know it, anon.
>>
File: 1453328593743.png (1MB, 1500x2000px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 1500x2000px
>>82766546
>Oh Amethyst you saved me from falling to my death like Jasper
>Fuse with me
to be fair, Lapis pretty much has no reason to dislike Amethyst, she wasn't even alive for the war and probably didn't even know that Lapis was imprisoned
>>
like who even cares about connie lmao
>>
>>82766534
Shoelaces?
>>
>>82766515
I can only think of two possible partners.
>>
>>82766546
>>82766531
THREESOME
>>
>>82766442
>We know it's in another galaxy
If this is the case then, unless space was shifted around in order to make the show work, Lapis must be able to fly at many, MANY times the speed of light, because even flying at light speed it would take her 25,000 YEARS to reach the nearest galaxy.
So either Homeworld exists in a fictitious galaxy that is way closer to us that anything in reality, Lapis flew to a warp somewhere, or Lapis can fly retardedly fast.
>>
>>82766616
they got a lot in common i'm tellin ya
>>
File: tumblr_o06r62liE81u72lb4o1_1280.png (514KB, 1280x1613px) Image search:
[Google]
514KB, 1280x1613px
>>82766616
Plus they could bond over making Peridot's life hell
>>
>>82766396
As said, we know it's in another galaxy, although not which one because we have no idea how keen Gem eyes are; however, if we're going by the human eye, it was Andromeda, because that's the only galaxy that's visible to the naked eye in the Northern hemisphere.
A warp has to be the answer, in other words, but how could Lapis have found one that the Gems don't know about? Didn't Pearl, in 50 centuries, never try to build a space ship before?
...No, probably not so long as she could snuggle up to Rose...
>>82766440
Guyver.
>>82766447
When? Besides, even if she was, it's 2.1 million light years to Andromeda. How much faster is 'faster'?
>>
>>82765349
>also there really aren't good sources of water in space
You'd be surprised. A lot of stuff orbiting inside Saturn's rings is ice.
And ice asteroids aren't uncommon.
Water itself is a basic molecule made of two very abundant and easy to find elements; Hydrogen and Oxygen.
>>
Anyone got the Bubbled Cluster Wallpaper (1920x1080)?
I'm at work, on mobile, and want a new background for my phone.
>>
File: lapis_solves_her_problems.png (191KB, 498x279px) Image search:
[Google]
191KB, 498x279px
>>82766475
I didn't like that episode at all
>>
>>82766659
maybe once she's in space, she can activate her warp drives and make the jump to hyperspace
>>
>>82766480
Unknown
>>82766659
I mean, like I said I think she used a warp pad, but it's not like SU tries at all to be scientifically accurate, a lot of soft sci-fi just has FTL as a thing without bothering to explain it
>>
>>82766550
So it's not the same Steven,it's an exact copy?
Arrivederci?
>>
>>82766517
>All alone
>Far from home
>Completely defeated
>Can't even tell Homeworld what's happened
>Not a warrior's death
Yes, that is sad.
>>82766659
>it would take her 25,000 YEARS to reach the nearest galaxy.
It's not the nearest galaxy. Those are not visible from the Delmarva peninsula.
>>
>>82765152
>not leaving your socks on
It's cold by the ocean, bro.
>>
File: 1452397579337.jpg (496KB, 1280x1084px) Image search:
[Google]
496KB, 1280x1084px
>>82766668
but Amethyst likes Peridot
she just likes to tease her friends
>>
>>82766287
gimme the artist. All I find are shoes via reverse search
>>
>>82766781
>It's not the nearest galaxy
I know, I'm just using the closest because even that one is way too far to be correct.
>>
File: Dick_Squad.png (224KB, 689x531px) Image search:
[Google]
224KB, 689x531px
>>82766720
Or maybe she flew to a warp pad somewhere?
>>
which gem/s do you want to punch in the throat?
>>
File: healing kiss.jpg (146KB, 1280x905px) Image search:
[Google]
146KB, 1280x905px
>>82766287
>>
>>82766763
I mean what do you mean by the same?
Cause its sounds like you want to get into that philosophical question about replacing the handle of a broom
>>
>>82766816
yellow diamond.
bdum tish
>>
>>82766763
When it comes to information, the copy = the original.
>>
>>82763169
Being a child solider pretty much being a child placed in a war zone with a specific combat related purpose or training.
Steve is getting placed in dangerous situations so he counts.
>>
>>82766763
It's just like a hypothetical perfect clone of yourself; The clone is as much you as you are you.
>>
>>82766816
P E A R L
E
A
R
L
>>
>>82766811
maybe she IS a warp pad
>>
File: peribonne COMPLETE.jpg (57KB, 559x748px) Image search:
[Google]
57KB, 559x748px
IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING!
>>
>>82766263
>>82766276
Lapis traveled to homeworld in a matter of months. The nearest solar system is light years away and homeworld is in another galaxy.
The earth galaxy warp is supposed to connect all of the Crystal system (our solar sytem) to the rest of the empire and all of its portals except the earth portal were destroyed
>>
File: 1458044166958.png (123KB, 821x551px) Image search:
[Google]
123KB, 821x551px
>>82766668
I want Amethyst to teach Lapis about pranks
>>
>>82766396
>Homeworld is in this solar system
Stop being a dumb.
>>
>>82766816
Lapis
>>
File: 1442096322983.jpg (26KB, 500x530px) Image search:
[Google]
26KB, 500x530px
>>82762799
>>82762813
How strong is Dio and The World exactly? Because Jotaro is human but managed to tank his punches. All punching Pearl did was hurt Rinaldo's fist. Their exact hardness is a mystery. Also Garnet's future vision and stretching, Amethyst's morphing and Pearl's pocket dimension almost count as a stand powers. And even if the gems themselves are weaknesses, why would Dio punch the only place on these women that looks like a rock? Ad even if he figured it out, Garnet's are protected by her gauntlets.
>>
File: tumblr_o0xczkRLdO1r29q8io2_1280.png (322KB, 553x1600px) Image search:
[Google]
322KB, 553x1600px
>>82766790
It would be teasing, anon. Extreme teasing
>>
>>82766832
His consciousness is not continued from his pre-proof self to his reformed self
>>
>>82766797
This person. Also sequal
http://brideake.tumblr.com/post/144316573794/vent-art
>>
>>82766624
Steven does a lot
>>
>>82766907
maybe there is another galactic warp somewhere in the Solar System
>>
>>82766907
But the speeds she would have to fly at to make this theory work are preposterous. It's game-breaking speed. What's her excuse for not going that fast all the time?
Shit, they could have just had her ram the Earth at full speed and the entire planet would have been destroyed.
Homeworld exists in a make-believe galaxy that is relatively close to the Milky Way. It's the only explanation.
>>
>>82766953
Strong enough to punch through a human body with ease and shatter stone.
>>
>>82766964
why wouldn't it be?
>>
>>82767007
cause its a cartoon?
>>
>>82766476
>I don't know what avatarfagging is
Newfag
>>
File: jaspers pearl.png (374KB, 790x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
374KB, 790x1000px
>>82766797
http://808lhr.tumblr.com/tagged/steven-universe
>>
>>82767007
Without a planet's gravity to pull her down, she would have much more freedom of movement out in space to produce the means of traveling much faster than normal.
>>
>>82767042
If we're going with that explanation Homeworld being close to Earth makes way more sense than Lapis inexplicably being able to fly at mach one billion.
>>
>>82763005
Fuck off m8, if they don't get bullied they'll turn out soft like you.
>>
>>82767007
Warp drive, nigga. We already know they can fold space. That's why warp pads work and why they can store items in their gems. Homeworld can control negative mass/energy and shit.
>>
File: doesthislooklikethefaceofmercy.gif (1MB, 335x258px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 335x258px
>>82766534
Thanks, I stole them from the president.Fucking faggot.
>>
File: Pearl is strong.png (974KB, 886x829px) Image search:
[Google]
974KB, 886x829px
>>82766953
>>
>>82767049
Like a common soldier mass produced by the thousands would be worthy of having a Pearl of their own.
That privilege is reserved only for the most elite of gems.
>>
>>82767140
I want Pearl to be the Gohan of the series.
>>
>>82767115
not really though?
i mean, every single space show i've ever seen gets that shit wrong. even star trek, seen by many as a boring techno-babble sperg fest, is laughably bad at cosmic scales and anything approaching real-ish science.
the reason lapis made it to homeworld so quick is because its a cartoon and they needed to advance the plot. simple as that.
going further than that leads to some real 'magic xylophone' crap
>>
>>82767184
You want her to be a wasted character?
>>
>>82767133
Lapis would be able to hack warp pad travel, since she could stand on any of them anywhere, enter the warp dimension and simply fly out of the stream to a different one
>>
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>
>>82767007
if there were another galaxy that close it would merge with ours and kill us like andromeda will in a few billion years
Besides, gems are magic. Lapis can decellerate instantly and probably doesn't experience time dilation
>>
>>82767184
Steven already is.
>>
>>82767040
Because they are not the same neurons. If he doesn't use his neurons, then he's not a half-human, just a gem in a meat shell
>>
>>82767115
That doesn't make sense because they fucking stated Homeworld is in another galaxy.
Lapis can either travel FTL to the nearest gem controlled world in the Galaxy warp network or she found a pad in this solar system beyond Earth.
>>
File: fuckin recked.png (116KB, 405x567px) Image search:
[Google]
116KB, 405x567px
>>
>>82767230
Well, we're on page 9...
>>82767147
Just because she's mass produced doesn't mean she's not unique. She is a old veteran. Maybe that's why she was selected for the Earth mission: she had been there before.
>>
>>82767007
>Shit, they could have just had Lapis ram the Earth at full speed and the entire planet would have been destroyed
This is hilarious. kek
>>
>>82767225
okay -like- Gohan in that she's way, way stronger than she thinks.
>>82767242
Steven seems more like Kid Goku to me. Just bumbling around, being friendly to everyone and getting stronger and stronger.
>>
>>82767230
not /trash/ buddy, page ten only
>>
>>82767269
maybe lapis hid on the moon until everyone was asleep then snuck back into the house to use their warp pad
>>
>>82767243
ok so this pretty much is just a broom handle argument
listen every cell in your body changes every 7 years, I think, does that mean you stopped being you and became a totally different person?
>>
>>82767271
>Fuckin recked
>The comic is made by a jealous manchild who can't even get a job at CN
>>
>>82765318
Is Lapis learning to feel again?
>>
>>82764751
Add in mental defects from the other gems mixing into her missing shards and I can believe it.
>>
>>82767349
Wasn't the Galaxy Warp inoperable by that point?
>>
>>82763356
>>No one cried
>>No one cried
>>No one cried
The watermelon Steven literally cried at the end.
>>
>>82767425
SUGAAAAR!
>>
>>82767425
It's a watermelon.
>>
>>82767425
thats true
>>
>>82767451
Are you saying watermelons can't cry you racist piece of shit?
>>
>>82767349
>Lapis flies away at the end of the episode
>a few days later
>"fuck this is taking forever"
>heads back to earth
>>
>>82767451
It was Steven inside a watermelon steven.
>>
>>82767271
If you are going to post that in every /sug/ thread you enter then maybe you should change the filename so we don't all know it's the same anon spamming it without any discussion context.
>>
>>82767404
She is. As are we all.
>>
Were getting close to page 10 so who ever is posting the next OP please fix it up a bit
Put the Same Old World Promo in it and take down the old leak of Watermelon Island
>>
>>82762193
>four week special
The event's already over, lel
>>
do you guys like lappy
>>
>>82767516
nah
>>
>>
>>82767349
>starts hitchhiking in Space
>gets a ship's attention
>the ship's doors open
>It's Jasper
>>
>>82767535
yeah
>>
>>82767529
No it isn't.
>>
>>82767529
The event wasn't the two-parter, it's the fact that we're getting new episodes at all
>>
>>82767560
LOLZ KEK ZOZZLE
>>
>>82767014
That doesn't exactly put him in range. Most physical stand powers don't seem capable of hurting gems. Special-type powers would probably do much better, if we assume gems can be affected by them.
>>
>>82767560
Did she actually say she reached Homeworld? She could have got picked up and they simply told/showed her what current Homeworld was like. They could have just showed her a bunch of lies and propaganda and Homeworld is actually a really cool place that misses her.
>>
>>82767529
>>82767572
He might be talking about the french with dual audio releases next week.
>>
>>82767492
She really is the stupidest gem.
>>
>>82767593
GEMBABWE
>>
MUST FORM NEED FORM FORM FORM FORM!
>>
>>82767560
You forgot the rape face?
>>
>>82767633
Can someone help meFORM!
>>
>>82767361
He's a fan. The guy is into edgy/dark/mean humor.
>>
>>82767633I kept thinking about orgasm denial during that scene. I'm broken.
>>
>>82767560
>>82767618
I gasped
You may be onto something. This could be why YD didn't ask about Lapis
>>
>>82767666
Can't, hit image limit
>>
>>82767629
She probably thought she looked cool, sprouting her wings and then flying off into space. Then she realized she should have just warped
>>
>>82767679
>>82767633
I'll help you "form" if you don't mind doing a little something for me after.
>>
>>82767351
>listen every cell in your body changes every 7 years
Neurons dont
>>
>>82765319
DELETE THIS.
>>
>>82767674
HDD hates SU and Rebecca Sugar, he used to tweet mean spirited jokes before he realized CN showrunners saw his tweets.
>>
where the thread
>>
>>82767798
Page 10
>>
>>82767714
>>82767492
>>82767629
Maybe she went to the moon warp pad
>>
>>82767633
>>82767679
Someone should make a comic about Steven denying the Cluster form.
"Do you really think that I'd allow you to take form with such a pathetic Gem? De~nied<3."
>>
>>82767798
where are in page 9
>>
>>82767818
The one that we're explicitly told doesn't exist?
>>
>>82767714
She literally tried making a tower thinking she could climb her way to space and Homeworld.
I wouldn't be surprised if she is the Homeworld equivalent of construction equipment. She has the intelligence of a backhoe.
>>
>>
PAGE 10
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>
>>82767834
And then when the cluster does form, it turns into a giant woman made of limbs and body parts and moans like it's orgasming
>>
NEW THREAD
>>82767871
>>
>>82767560
Well, at least it wasn't Vogons.
>>
Dark Faltz from Phantasy Star Online?
>>
>>82762526
holy fuck i wasn't prepared for the eyes
>>
six post for the 800 post lol
Thread posts: 755
Thread images: 251
Thread images: 251