You're a fictional character in my world so technically

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>>82737855
>"...Fine."

>>82737830
>The Muslim nerd rational.

>>82737830
>this is what muslims believe

>graven images
>not haram

>>82737830
I can't wait until Gwen has a mental breakdown and starts ranting about how everyone is just paper and watercolors.

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>>82737830
>Become fictional character in Marvel or DC
>Use my knowledge of comics to gain super powers

>>82739480
You know it's funny. I can't actually think of a way to just attain superpowers. The only time Ultimate Power is ever handed to somebody is with Green Lanterns.

>>82739579
I always figured just recreating an experiment or stealing a power or something would be easy if you get thrown into the past of comics.

I mean getting spider powers sure does seem pretty easy to me. Just find a way to get an irradiated spider to bite you.

Want super speed? Just get struck by lightning and make sure some chemicals hit you. I mean something COULD go wrong. But it's comics, it likely won't.

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>>82737885
Is /co/ full of lesbians or this board just want to look at women fucking without doing anything on the matter themselves?

Like, straight woman exist.

>>82739658
its just that men are not as sexually attractive as women to either sex.

>>82739307
I didn't know I wanted this so bad

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>>82739643
I would just do what The Hood did and use my knowledge of what and where the Infinity Gems are, spend all my resources getting one, then use it to get the rest.
Though I would stick to five. Fuck the soul gem and its mind of its own, it's what fucks over the wielder of the Gauntlet every time.