Today is Friday 13th and Jason is coming to kill you. Which /co/

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>slasher
Getting an obvious answer out of the way.

Frank

>>82723494

How would Frank kill Jason?

>>82723745

Easy, he'd T2 him.

>Frank gets Jason to chase him to a foundry
>Jason approaches Frank from behind and kebabs him with a machete
>Oh SHIT! It was a decoy!
>Frank bum rushes from the shadows and shoulder checks Jason into a vat of molten steel.

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https://www.mediafire.com/folder/rfxx0kbqmjzek/Horror_Film_Comics

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This muthafucka right here

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I pity Jason.

He's made of meat so unless we're counting the demon slug version who can possess people any decent powered super or human with prep time could in theory stand a good chance.

Semi related I always wanted to see a crossover between Jason and Swamp Thing. Jason would be a half formed plant elemental ala Solomon Grundy and it would end with Jason being offered a place in Things Swamp to live out his unlife in peace.

For double fun get Constantine involved, a threat like Voorhees would be a perfect contrast for the clever but physically vulnerable wizard.

>>82724324
Jason is a revenant so would he in theory be able to harm supes? I mean he'd still have to catch him and not get obliterated instantly by heat vision (that is, Jason would still get his shit pushed in) but I just mean in theory.

>>82723440
Man, that went off the rails so fast.

>>82723387
Uh, I'm Chinese and as such my superstition rules and value structure is completely different.

For example the number 4 is considered bad luck but 13 is fine also full moons are good and considered holy days...

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>>82724403
Take your Commie superstitions and fuck off.

>>82723387
Midnighter, just for fun.

Deadpool
Which is funny if you think about it, deadpool is basicaly not-autist Jason

Batman. He's probably been preptiming since Jason originally died

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>>82724537

...Because they kill people and heal? I'm not seeing any other similarities.

>>82723387

Freakazoid or some other goofy one for shits and giggles.

If not Saitama from One-Punch Man.

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This hulking beast

>>82724352
Could be fun if his magical nature helped him some, but against that particular version of Supes... No.

>>82724403
I totally respect that, but in this scenario Jason is coming after you on his own schedule.

Doesn't matter. Someone stops Jason, and in the end scenes when everything is calming down he comes out of fucking nowhere and takes you out anyway.

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>>82723387
This guy. Mostly, because it'd be fun watching them hacking and slashing and snikt-snikting away at each other.

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For the ol' "Weapon clashes against Shield" scene.

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>>82723387

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Knowing my luck I'd die if I picked god himself so fuck it. Going for spectacle.

Any of 'em? Jason's chosen prey is high school kids. A super powered crime fighter is just a wee out of his wheelhouse.

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>>82726862
This.

I mean, Jason's my favorite slasher. But a teenage girl with what would likely be considered minor telekinetic abilities in either Marvel or DC fucked his shit up when he was arguably at his strongest (Uber Jason notwithstanding).

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Can any street-level heroes beat Uber-Jason?
Yeah, I just acknowledged the existence of Jason X. Fight me bitches

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Let's do this

>>82727085
Yeah. Many of them actually.

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I'll need to play MKX to finding out

>>82727085
I think it would depend on the depiction of the nanotech. Would the nanites just continually rebuild him from materials hanging around whenever he was injured? If so, he'd be hard to put down.

>>82727233
Offtopic, but
>MKX added added fucking Leatherface to the roster
I mean, I love the original TCM and think it's one of the actually good slasher movies, but why Leatherface of all horror movie villains? He's just a big retard with a chainsaw. At least with supernaturals like Freddy or aliens you can stretch your disbelief enough to convince yourself in them being capable to hold their own against the likes of Goro or even Jax.
Although I appreciate game devs remembering that Bubba wears masks for different personalities. Sequels dropped that angle, which is a pity because it was unique and cool.

>>82727314
Does fire melt nanites?

>>82727580
I would've preferred if they had brought Ash in instead.

God can you imagine the banter between him and Johnny?

>>82727815
>no Ash vs Jax hands banter

>>82727815
him and Michael Myers for Mortal Kombat 11

I have seen Jason get killed by a little kid. Therefore, I would send the most violent little kid available.

Yakko, Wakko and Dot are pretty violent, and since they've beaten Death and the Devil, functionally immortal. They'd do the job in eight minutes.

>>82727787
Does jet fuel melt nanites?

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>>82723387
"I wish for the power of telekinesis."
"I wish for the power to alter my own visibility between fully visible and completely invisible."

I'll see what I do on wish #3.

>>82724058

I bet that he can't kill Jason.