It's time for a problem sleuth thread! What do you think

Problem Sleuth was way better with its epilogue

>>82701324
Problem sleuth stopped being good the instant they got out of their office

>>82701469
So, when it ended?

>>82701324
the epilogue didn't really add much in my opinion
PS was a complete story without it

I have a minor question about the ending of Hussie's subsequent comic, but don't want to upset the you-know-who. Should I post it anyway?

>>82701630
It was short and sweet though. The final page was nice.

>>82701707
hypothetically if you were to hypothetically ask this question how would you hypothetically word it without hypothetically saying the title of the hypothetical work in question

I'm not saying I'm familiar with Hussie's other works I'm just curious

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>no labrynthine sudocube comprehsensile model with miniature captain snoop bust to guide through it

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>hussie's best work
You mean Riddler's Gammon?

>>82701800
God. It's amazing just how incredibly far he's degenerated in all of his skills.

>>82701792
well, what if in the winning stage of a game that creates the ultimate reward, how is a cosmic amphibian supposed to enter the egg-cell-metaphor planetoid at the center of the microcosm when there hasn't been a tunnel to the core bored by a young deity with a cyclone in order to remove a cancerous element? Hypothetically, of course

realized this question while watching this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmhs5wwJZnY it actually fits pretty well, at least as good as the original music

The Midnight Crew was cool, especially with their shadow magic. I hope the next adventure is about them even if they were donation extras.

>>82701932
Presumably a hypothetical game construct last boss type figure would allow the process to take place that or the existence of a metaphorical volcano would act as the catalyst

>>82701932
Hypothetically that's a good question and I may have wondered it myself

I don't have a good answer for it except that Hussie is a hack

>>82701932
Assuming that such a game actually existed, I would hypothesize that in every session where the conditions of victory are met, the hypothetical players would have the means to create such a hole in their hypothetical planetoid, and would be informed of this hypothetical need by the hypothetical large legendary monsters on their completely hypothetical planets.

Problem Sleuth should have been four times longer and had 16 more protagonists t.b.h.

>>82701983
in a hypothetical way, wouldn't said planet metaphor already be devastated by an imaginary previous event involving figurative asteroids?

Would you read a Problem Sleuth-sized adventure featuring only the Midnight Crew and the Felt?

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>>82702094
FUCK yes. You kidding me? I'd read an extended Intermission for days.

>>82702094
Yes. Definitely. Absolutely. The Intermission was like Problem Sleuth but even better.

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>>82702094
yes

>>82702068
Presumably you should get gud to avoid any damage to the hypothetical universe incubator

>>82701983
Are you proposing that a caliginous tyrant would, in a normal occurrence, create such a hole, or that the force from the propellant volcanism be enough to embed the pollywog into the checkered spheroid? Or by destiny, a meteoroid said tyrant set upon the planet would bore to the core, as >>82702068 postulates?

>>82702024
A fair proposal. Oh how I wish such legends were not the type to be passed over in favor of moody adolescents and their romantic troubles.

>>82702094
In a heartbeat.

If we were perchance on the topic of a metaphorical creation myth revolving around 12 zodiac related players
How hypothetically did said group accompish a dubious objective of exiling a certain mob boss who would later go onto a clock murdering rampage?

>>82702616
Could hypothetical 8estgril just mind control him?

>>82702616
I imagine you'd have to utilize a lot of strange abilities to pull off such a feat, involving things as improbably and extreme as, say, mind control, animal control, outright murder, court politics, knowledge of law, competent leadership, and perhaps a figure that this mob boss trusts, having bonded together early on, turning on him at the worst possible moment. Like all good mob stories.

>>82702616
A lot of hypothetical shenanigans that involved tricking him into going through a hypothetical portal, possibly by misleading him into believing that this would allow him to get the hypothetical queen's hypothetical ring.

Hypothetically, of course.

>>82702707
What is an eightestgril?

>>82702842
Nothing worth caring about.

>>82702753
this wouldnt work because hypothetically this character close to the mob boss said he felt betrayed by an semiomnipotent dog version of said mob boss later on, when dog boss killed this character close to our original mob boss

what outfit should i draw vriska in

>>82702753
>>82702707
>>82702831
So my initial assumption that any hypothetical chain of events leading to any outcome describable as an exiling was in fact not shown play by play within this metaphorical context?

>>82702616
Terezi and Vriska wrote "Free Knives on Meteor AB-143" and Slick fell for it, realizing he had been duped right before the meteor went through a defense portal.

>>82702916
A hypothitical variant of the 3am in the morning dress

>>82702913
I'm fairly hypothetically certain that said hypothetical character had his opinion overruled by a hypothetical law-themed character despite his reservations

>>82702916
nothing

>>82702944
>143
>not 162

>>82702976
hypothetical maybe

>>82702936
Hypothetically I can't really remember and hypothetically can't be bothered to at this point.

Hypothetical apologies.

>>82702916
maternity wear

The hell y'all doin

>>82702936
not shown but alluded to in a walkaround and on some pages where a hypothetical exiled queen commands a hypothetical blind girl to do it

hypothetically

>>82702992
>162
its 612

>>82703254
discussing problem sleuth, obviously

>>82703696
And it's 413, not 143

so assuming andrew ever decides to put himself back together and make another comic/novel do you think he'll opt into keeping it short and concise over it bigger than HS?

>>82703990
I have a shitty imagination

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Why is she so much cooler than her Daughter-Mother?

>>82705200
Pretty sure he's never gonna leave Homestuck, it's become a franchise.

>>82705200
hussie might be done making comics for good
from now on he'll just be a producer/director

>>82705303
She actually makes an effort to better herself as a person

>>82705322
i really don't think it is
the hiatus ruined whatever momentum it had to become something big

>>82705200
He's going to milk his hypothetical other comic for as long as he can at which point he'll make a troll spinoff since that's where all the money is

>>82705339
>putting a creative in charge of producing
Fucking amateurs

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>>82705303
Roxy never lost her relevance to the story.

Nearly almost every other character did.

honestly, it would have taken less effort to cut off more of the cast and give them a meaningful goodbye than it would be to draw them in every panel.

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why wasn't death a character?
he easily could have been where dream bubble selves go when they die

hussie is a hack

>>82705754
Aradia is Death. She'll take over the role of shepherd of the afterlife.

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>>82705303
STOP STEALING MY POPULARITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82705754
English was death of the homestuck universe.
Terezi refers to him as such.

>>82705754
did Hussie really never actually reference Death from PS in HS? Missed opportunity

>>82705856
~ATH

that's about it

>>82705795
Who's gonna play Aradia in the TV show then?

>>82705882
I meant more in the sense of the Dream Bubbles making the concept of death totally irrelevant
I can't help but feel that him doing it as a joke in PS and then seriously in HS demonstrates a significant lack of awareness

>>82705795
>damara sends people to the afterlife
>aradia watches and takes care of them

whoa
pottery

>>82705303
Honestly fuck you Roxyfags

What type of mongoloid would like Roxy?

HURR DURR I HELP PEOPLE AND GO FROM BEING A FLAWED PERSON TO A NORMAL PERSON

You know what normal people are? BORING!

FUCKING BORING!

ROXY IS FUCKING BORING!

>>82705999
Found the uggo

>>82705999
And hot

Who Vim here?

>>82706166
me
emacs can go suck a dick

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>>82706166
vim 4 life

>>82705303
Whenever I see this I think it's scout from tf2

>>82706273
i'm pretty sure you could make a rogue of void loadout for the scout at this point

>>82706206
Even Sollux uses Vim. It's clear as to which editor is superior.

>>82706350
he actually uses Viim

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I wish we could get an adventure of just caliborn.

>>82705846
Shut up and go make yourself a hot pocket.

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>>82705967
>a significant lack of awareness
Hussie.txt

>>82706350
>>82706447
Actually he uses vii

>>82706447
unless that was just the alias he uses for "vim" due to his uncontrollable typing habits

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>>82706496
I FUCKING

TRIED

BUUT IT JUST

DOESNNNT

WORK

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

>>82706496
We all seem to be forgetting the hot pocket exists because Rose wants a child

>>82706206
emacs with xming master race

>>82706471
How much better would things be if caliborn was introduced near the beginning, while also the intermission mysteriously hinting at the "lord english" character, before all the bullshit wraps around and we find out this asshole who has been harassing the kids was the same asshole spades slick was out to kill.

rather than what we got with introducing english first and then caliborn.

>>82706256
dat superarmor into grab thou

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I want to marry Equius

>>82706687
The state of her womb reflects the state of her microwave

>>82706471
He was already the main character of Homestuck

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>>82706687
And here we see the after-effects of Rose attempting to make a hot pocket

>>82705386
its all down to whether hiveswap is good/a success. a lot of old homestuck followers will come back for it if its even close to good, and therell be a huge boost from undertale fans since its toby's next big release. it just has to be good. god, i hope its good.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007161

>>82706874
Hussie was a truly weird guy. Shame he seems so normal now.

I can't believe MSPA is 10000 pages long.

>>82706717
that kinda happened with equius/gamzee/lil cal

>>82707005
The normies claim another victim

>>82706996
I hope it tanks so that we can all move on to the afterlife

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pictured: rose

>>82707259
what's the story behind this
did he accept comic suggestions in the form of titles or something?
It feels like the joke is more in "how do we get to this title" than the actual comic itself

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>>82707317
he wakes up with a phrase in his head and makes a comic from it

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>>82707238
Watch as Hiveswap is great, but Joey is basically Caliborn

>>82707353
FAT ALBERT DINDU NUFFIN

>>82706874
Ah, the origin of the fabled "pap".

>>82707410
>but
>implying this wouldn't be fucking amazing

TSO doesn't even make any GODDAMN sense.

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>>82707526
shut up

>>82702134
Not really. The Intermission didn't really feel like PS.

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>hanging out in these threads every day complaining about homestuck when you could be creating your own content and taking your knowledge gained from homestuck avoid potential pitfalls

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this is the face of innocent soul, moments before being the victim of child abuse

Where did Hussie even go? Why doesn't he use his Twitter anymore? And was it confirmed he broke up with Vapid Cunt?

>>82707526
That's the point. TSO reminds me a lot of the Far Side at times, in both good and bad ways.

>>82707801
I'm still learning drawing, I'm not remotely ready for drawing something with a stylized form.
Not that I don't have ideas, I just want to be able to implement them above the level of your average copy+paste fanadventure.

>>82707410
>human female Caliborn
god she'd be everyone's waifu

>>82707801
no one can be on 100% of the time
I come here to unwind

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this poor mentally challenged child

he had a hard life

>>82707801
I've written literally over a million words on original projects

Let me lay it out for you all real talk homeslice

It's so much easier to analyse "tropes" and "cliches" than it is to write

You guys can try and "avoid" all the mistakes Homosuck made

But I am SURE your execution will be FUCKING SHIT

Cause fiction ain't about being ground breaking

It's about being pretty

And y'all niggas are fucking sloppy

>>82707967
He just wanted to play dressup!

>>82707967
John's a monster.

>>82707967
I would punch him gently with my dick

>>82707976
>yet when something breaks all the patterns like lord of the rings and infinite jest people say it's fucking great

>>82707976
sounds like projection and excuses

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>>82707801
but i am creating my own content
its just homestuck related
http://community.welovefine.com/m/contests/designs/Homestuck-Design-Contest-3/list/id-44830

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>>82707993
>>82707994
>>82708002

>>82707801
I have no talent.

>>82707801
I have no talent at all and will never create anything

>>82708065
Yeah but what else are you doing besides that

What if the kids applied to be janitors on 4chan?

>>82708065
You should submit the John/Roxy/Terezi threesome one

>>82708065
How do I vote for this?

>>82708131
>implying the kids aren't normies who think 4chan is racist and evil

>>82707410
>>82708063
>>82708034
Hey don't take this as me saying y'all shouldn't try

Every great work of fiction was made by a guy who decided to tell his detractors to go fuck themselves

I'm just saying

Making great works of fiction is fucking hard

>>82708131
Which is the one who's been deleting anti-davekat posts then

>>82708131
John would be doing it for his element :^)

>>82708215
>Making great works of fiction is fucking hard
No one said it wasn't.

>>82707967
Would John have killed him if he hadn't teleported out? Would John beat a child to death?

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>>82708071

>>82708131
Rose certainly doesn't, she's the least hotpockets of them all.

>>82707967
>That time Hussie tried fedora jokes

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>>82708122
commissions, working on my portfolio, a small character design job
im creating anon

>>82708177
gotta wait till submissions end today and they annouce that voting has begun

>>82708168
i thought about putting the cat underwear one on a mousepad but i dont want to have mad tumblrs mobbing it

>>82708131
dave would actively avoid deleting any posts that break the rules but would conspicuously delete benign posts in the same thread because he's an attention whore
rose would experiment with her authority to see how much she can influence the site culture, essentially seeking to destroy chan culture from within
john and jade probably wouldn't do anything remarkable and would just perform their jobs as straight as possible

>>82708263
john probably ended up in the maternity ward hitler was in at one point

>>82707976
Hire me as your editor fucboi

>>82708312
What commissions you got

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>>82708263
only hussie knows

>>82708317
Rose dressing up as Dave to seduce a pregnant Jade and satisfy her odiepus urges

>>82708317
Anything with Aradia as the main character that isn't an AU.
Every time I try to look up stuff with her on AO3 I get a bunch of stories where she's in like one chapter or it's some shitty AU.

>>82708364
karezi blackrom sfw(first and foremost), tasteful nudes of droog and some rabbit oc thing

>>82708413
angel are you ever planning on actually getting a job, you HAVE to know this bubble won't last

>>82708317
karkat/redglare

>>82708065
This goes better as a poster than a shirt. Good job anyway.

>>82708451
You can make bank on commissions forever if you're willing to draw furry porn

>>82708317
I just want more John/Roxy. Please, anything.

>>82708471
Like as /ss/?

>>82708402
>Jade is tipped off when "Dave" tries to cook a hotpocket.

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Yo Angel.
Do you believe in "I'll scratch your back if you scratch my back" type agreements? in exchange for a quick sketch?

>>82708519
>>82708465
1 then
>>82708471
2
See ya in a few days

>>82708574
anon laid off is when they cannot afford to keep you hired due to the business not having enough business. literally nothing i did wrong
fired is when you fucked up personally and they say get the hell out

>>82708569
yes

>>82708716
oh "laid off" is using as an euphemism a lot

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what do you do when he comes for you?

>>82708636
>Rose actually does it successfully for once
>nobody believes it, Dave takes credit as revenge for locking him in a trunk

>>82708263
I find it rather weird that I can't actually answer that confidently; as much of a goofball as John is, he really was laying into Caliborn and he clearly knew that he was the big bad in some form.

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Happy John is better than angry John.

>>82708704
yeah man
art trades are the shit

>>82708714
yaaay

>>82708769
Sick Rose, Vriska and Terezi on him

>>82708811
Is he nutting in that pic?

>>82708794
John's "rage mode" outbursts feel a little out of character
It was a little better when he went off on Bec Noir but still felt kind of off

>>82708811
He should have befriended Caliborn instead of beating him up

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>>82707967
>Equipping a Fedora mid-fight just for the style points

Fuck Caliron was so amazing, and yet we're never going to see him in anything ever again are we?

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>>82708891
never ever

>>82708811
is that fucking jizz

>>82708769
I looked at this wrong one time and now I can't establish perspective anymore. It's a long-armed dinosaur forever for me now.

>>82708891
at least he will always remain pure

>>82708891
>we're never going to see him in anything ever again are we?
Nope. Whatever Homestuck 2.0 content gets released is guaranteed to be trolls and humans and shipping.

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>>82708819
That's good because I already made that SBAHJ edit of that jade pic a few weeks ago.
I want to cash in.

>>82708714

Nice. Looking forward to 'em.

>>82709021
It doesn't work that way anon

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>>82708879
i mean he's always been a dick when he's pissed

>thread derailed by homestuck cucks
BUT PROBLEM SLEUTH WAS WAY BETTER!

>>82708879
Well I wouldn't be too quick to declare it out of character, do remember John's got a rather shallow character as a whole given he's the main protagonist we experience the story through. I think it's a reflection of his lack of emotional maturity, most of the time he's happy go lucky but when something gets in the way of that and being assertive doesn't fix it he just flips his lid and overreacts.

>>82708879
He used to get pretty worked up over imps fucking up his house and the things in it, actually.

>>82709048
don't ruin this for me.

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>>82709107
You already ruined it for yourself.

>>82708714
I guess I should check before I get started any kinks or terrible fetishes you people want in these or just vanilla

>>82709080
It is but it had fewer moving parts and actual closure. There's less to discuss.

>>82709080
What the hell is there to discuss on problem sleuth? It all rounded up perfectly, and most discussion just ends saying that it was good.

>>82709069
What the fuck is john's problem?
Would he be an abusive father?

>>82709131
I'll ruin you

>>82709149
Yes
It's Dave and Jade who are the effective parents.

>>82709149
he'd inherit dad's dadliness so no
however there'd be days he'd come to the office completely silent and if someone gets too close he'll piledrive them through the floor

>>82709133
armpits and body worship

>>82709131
Where ARE the litters, actually? There are 3 kids of totally different ages there, that's not a litter.

>>82709149
Poppop was able to raise a kid as great as Dad.

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>>82709149
Hell no, he's had the perfect role model for parenthood when it comes a knockin.

>>82708891
>>82707967
I totally blocked this fedora from my memory
Where did it come from? Weren't fedoras a Jane thing? Is it really just Hussie making a heavy-handed joke about MRAs?

>>82709246
any kid jade has would be litter cuz they're all trash

>>82709133
Keep it vanilla I say, John and Roxy seem the most normal of the kids. Can't speak for Terezi given her penchant for clown dick.

>>82709133
involuntary bucking is a great thing that is not used often enough
but otherwise pretty vanilla for the karkat one

>>82709258
Don't reread Act 6 you poor soul.

>>82709246
Well I mean the older ones are clearly the same age.
So maybe twins? Maybe there's a bunch of them but she took the two strongest plus the singular baby she just had (which is too young to be away from her) to take on Condy, leaving Nanna to babysit the brood back on the ship?

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>>82709258
>Is it really just Hussie making a heavy-handed joke about MRAs?
probably

>>82709246
also aren't they all supposed to be like a year old since only two years passed

>>82709256
>Dad probably has to give parenting lessons all the time because the dumbass kids can't stop fucking and having kids

>>82709133
Very smelly girls who don't actually know shit about how to be presentable.

>>82709258
He thought they were cool at least, he completed his OCdonutsteel with one. Perhaps he saw Jane with one when he was snooping on her and he found a way to make one.

>>82709328
mindwipe answered that
They're supposed to look younger but he can't draw small children well.

>>82709149
John is a webcomic character.

>>82709133

What >>82709304 said for the John/Roxy/Terezi one. Fairly vanilla, with maybe a slight curve thrown by Terezi (if you think a threeway isn't enough)

>>82709246
She's a dog. Any set of kids she has that is more than one is a litter.

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>>82709310
I'd totally be down for an Art trade, though angel.
Long as you don't mind my mediocre drawing abilities.

>>82709319
>playing favorites
>not swarming Condy with an army of babies that disgust and gross her out to the point where she surrenders

>>82709232
This is me. If you want, combine it with this one or just use it instead:
>>82709356

>>82709258
Misogyny is a major part of Caliborn's personality. It probably comes from projecting his hatred for his sister onto all women.

>>82709442
Are you parodying people who act like parasites toward artists or something

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>>82709442
can you draw karkat raising a kiwi bird? I dont mind if its mediocre this is literally my favorite one
i'll give you a quick sketch in return
just post the request with the drawing

>>82709454
So the real tragic truth is there WERE more but the empress killed them all right

>>82709133
Alright so Karkat redglare /ss/ and light femdom and john roxy terezi vanilla threesome with tentabulge and eating ass

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the last worthwhile screenie of
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/GAMEOVER/

>>82709509
back the fuck off???

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>>82709547
>tentabulge and eating ass

>>82709512
That an oddly specific setup right there, Karkat and a kiwi bird. Where did that come from?

>>82709585
>tfw no free iPad 2

>>82709547

>tentabulge and eating ass

Lemme stop you right there.

>>82709492
Is Calliope secretly a misandrist for the same reason?

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>>82709591
someone wrote a small fic about it years ago and i thought it was cute because karkat would relate and feel overly protective of a small flightless bird left in his care
56 people have drawn it so far

>>82709681
Do you mean redglare as in killed by mindfang redglare or Latula?

>>82709547
who is eating whos ass?

>>82709746
>killed by mindfang redglare
yes
but whatevers easier for you man

>>82709681
Fuckin incredible.

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>>82709831
my collection must grow

>>82709880
they are so proud of each other

>>82709559
Man, Game Over was such a hackfest. That sword Aranea used wasn't even real. It came as part of a fake Dirk, it was just as fake as him. Why had Terezi chosen some blocks sinking into fucking lava as the ideal location to bully Gamzee? Dave had a clean moment alone with Jade when he first ambushed the dogs, that was When Do I Use Time Travel? For Dummies - he thought he could fight both of those fucking dogs somehow instead? And where the fuck is John's HAMMER? Why did Rose forsee a more fortuitous path than getting tridented, or this Aranea shitfest happening at all?

>>82710014
>the god tier karkat is with nepeta
>he only ascended after accepting the autistic catgirl

>>82710119
There's a reason the universe decided that branch was the wrong one.

>>82710086
hope powers
rose was drunk
dave was emotionally unstable
terezi didn't choose
etc
etc

>>82710147
because karkat was useful or because nepeta was relevant?

>>82710204
Both obviously, the idea that the alpha timeline requires the trolls to either be dead or useless is fucking hilarious in retrospect.

>>82710204
Being invested in Nepeta is more of a downgrade than becoming a god tier is an upgrade.

>>82710247
it's kind of sad
all the timelines where you aren't a useless piece of shit all day are incorrect and must be destroyed

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VIVE LE KATNEP

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>>82710334
>not posting the best one

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>>82710314
Yup, weird as fuck message but hey subverted expectations and all that jazz.

>>82710261
Eh, investing in Nepeta would pay off pretty heavily, get her to drop the stupid shipping and keep the roleplaying outside of normal conversations and you've got a gem right there. Shame Equius was slacking on his duties, suppose Nepeta was as well given his retarded way of dying.

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HRRRGH

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>>82710393
Why is troll killing so damn enjoyable?

>>82710314
the combination of themes of ultimate self + predestination is really pretty disgusting in that respect

the "alpha timeline" started out as a plot device for explaining why the characters can't create paradoxes, and gradually turned into a plot device for forcing the characters to behave in whatever way the narrative demands, even if it doesn't make sense

I miss old Homestuck

>>82710503
>hussie does this
>then pushes us under the truck with NERVOUS INVESTOR
>THEN, gives us something better
I don't understand this man

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>>82710503
DELETE THIS

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>>82710503
there was so much johnrose baiting in that flash
the last we'd ever see of it before she became a lesbian
other than this I guess

Outside of genesis frogs, alpha timelines shouldn't even exist, since all timelines in their entirety are contained within the frog

I don't really get how the predestination shit affects all of paradox space where time doesn't real.

Does leprechaun cum taste like Lucky Charms?

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ARAdia
damARA

what does it mean

>>82710942
ERIdan
fefERI

spooky

>>82710942
Remove the ARA
dia - dam
diadam = diadem, another word for a crown
They are the true royalty of trollkind, the hemospectrum is a lie.

>>82710086
biggest question is why does aranea get lucky breaks when she doesn't even steal luck

>>82710990
>the hemospectrum is actually the opposite
>karkat is now officially king cuck

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>>82710942

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>>82711075

>>82710561
>the "alpha timeline" started out as a plot device

It's just a term used to describe the timelines, that form these big timeloops.

If your timeline diverges from that, it is fucked, since the universes got created based on these loops.

They did use that concept before with the dead daves. unstable timeloops = dead daves will pile up

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>>82711089
>>82711075
>you will never sleep with one ara and then end up in bed the next morning with the other

>>82710851
Universes are contained in it. Meaning doomed, non-alpha timelines are just universes that will eventually colapse, because of timeloop shennanigans

And predestination doesn't effect everything in paradox space
These shennanigans don't effect the furthest ring

I think the more basic question should be. If time and space is all fucked up in there, how can they move normally and why aren't their surroundings affected?

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>There will never be a Medium Volume 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Puozp2uaaM

Which character in homestuck is the most likely to listen to Death Grips?

>>82711888
gross

>>82711888
i don't think shirts work like that

>>82711888
So much wasted potential.

>>82708361
Stop trying to profit off my delusions buttmunch

>>82711806
Dave

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Anybody know a good place to find Homestuck landscape art? It's turning out to be kind of tricky finding good pieces to use as backgrounds.

>>82712115
I'd make some if I COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO FUCKING PAINT DIGITALLY AND NOT MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SHIT FUCK WHY DOES THE DIFFICULTY RAMP UP SO FAST WHEN YOU GO FROM SKETCHING TO PAINTING

>>82712115
are you the guy doing god's work

>best Hussie work
>not Zoosmells

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>>82706256
>the army just stands there doing nothing before being slaughtered
It just looks so bad.

>>82712168
you gotta approach it differently
landscape painting is all about texture and light
sketching is only tackling the basic shape of things

Vriska > your favorite character >>>>>>>> dogshit > Jane >>> Karkat

Is this correct?

>>82712455
the ghost army was always a terrible concept

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>>82712533
aahhhhhhh!

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>>82712504
Vriska > Karkat > All the others >>>>>>>>>>>>Jane

>>82712482
My problem is that I can't quantify how bad I am at painting like I can with drawing.
Like I can do a figure drawing or a study and immediately get an idea of what I need to work on.
With painting I don't even know how to practice. Like I can blend colors until the sun comes home, but other than that I feel like I"m just putting random splotches on a canvas and hoping something decent comes out.

>>82712533
Fucking incredible.

>>82712665
That reminds me of that one Paradox Space comic with Equius at that museum with all the sweaty musclebeast sculptures. That one was pretty good.

>>82711448
maybe something like a gravitational field, objects and matter have a "time field" that stabilizes the flow of time in its immediate surroundings (so that nearby objects "share" a timeline) but becomes weaker the farther you away from it you get

How can Vriskafags still be a thing after Act 6. I just don't get it.

>>82712874
it's waifu for laifu
not waifu until something better comes along

>>82712874
People like seeing their characters win and be powerful, even if they're a complete piece of shit in the process. Just thing male Sasuke fans, it's a power fantasy thing.

I'm certain there's a whole range of reasons, but that's certainly a prominent one.

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>>82712779
if you want to understand digital painting more you could check out chris oatleys online school.
the guy does lessons on painting and he really knows how to explain what to look for and what makes a painting good. his critique videos are really useful, helps you analyze whats working and what doesnt, not to let your colors get muddy, how to achieve atmospheric lighting all sorts of things
its helped me tons

>>82712942
I'm a vriskafag but I still think her post-retcon involvement was a mistake

It would have been 200% better if Hussie just kept the plot going in the direction it was headed when John touched the house juju, and used dead vriska in the place of alive vriska in Act 7.

>>82712728
>that shit taste
>ranking Karkat "I AM SHIT" Vantas above anyone else

does the hole in skaia in act 7 imply that it was using the beta kids' skaia from when john drilled it?

>>82712874
The same as people like Light from Death Note.

Characters don't have to be "good" or "nice", to become the most liked characters of a story.

>>82713017
>and used dead vriska in the place of alive vriska in Act 7.

Act 7's vriska being alive or dead was 100% irrelevant. The change was only an eye color change.
Act 7 was planned before the retcon happened and andrew never changed the storyboard.

>>82712982
I'm doing this as a hobby and I don't intend to get paid for anything, so I'm not going to pay for online courses.
I'll probably just give up on painting and work on drawing then.

>>82713017
Why did he even need to bring Vriska back? If she just needed to activate the juju, dead Vriska could have done that just as easily since LE was already in the Furthest Ring.

>>82713098
I would put pre-retcon Karkat in the top 10.

>>82713104
You mean Battlefield, and the answer is yes. Jade takes the Battlefield along on the battleship, you can see her shrink it down in Cascade.

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Did I hear...

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>>82713197
Johnrose?

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>>82713217
John mother-

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>>82713232
-fucking Rose?

>>82713180
>Why did he even need to bring Vriska back?
He didn't, that's why it makes it doubly frustrating that she came back at all. It's clearly a authors pet scenario as she could just have easily done her eventual part in Act 7 as a ghost. It's quite possibly the best example of an authors pet being coddled at the expense of the story in fiction that I can think of.

>>82713197
>>82713217
>>82713232
>>82713245
Fuck off with this nervous investment.

>>82713245
SELL SELL SELL

>>82713271
Dont try to make it seem you didnt like it

>>82713280
Anon, I didnt understand you

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>>82713245
Eh I can get behind it, if it would have kept Rose as her pre-lesbian, interesting self then hey stick her with anyone for all I care.

>>82713245
rose's giant, giant head

>>82713180
>You mean Battlefield, and the answer is yes. Jade takes the Battlefield along on the battleship, you can see her shrink it down in Cascade.
then what happened to the alpha battlefield? wait they didn't have one did they, it's been so long since i read those parts i forgot how they had a null session or whatever

>>82713318
How did Hussie manage to make goth lesbian vampires boring?
He has an amazing talent for ruining things that seem unruinable.

>>82713362
Did the alphas ever even make it to their moons to talk to their carprcians?

>>82713197
>>82713217
>>82713232
>>82713245

Liked it, but also didn't mind Rosemary, and John/Roxy is too cute to not prefer.

At least you'll always have Strip Pokerstuck for John/Rose.

>>82713318
>if it would have kept Rose as her pre-lesbian, interesting self then hey stick her with anyone for all I care.
this is the correct way to ship rose

>>82713098
His self-haterd in combination with his memos were fucking hilarious.

And I loved this struggle of his super ego slowly breaking on the circumstances. F.e. the whole trolling John in reverse thing

>>82713158
>>82713180
I like "dead vriska saves the day" better than "we need alive vriska" because it's consistent with her character. She becomes a ghost and everyone tells her give up and succumb to her inevitable complacency and she says "fuck that! I'm using this extra life to game the system" and keeps going. Vriska's the only character to have that kind of fire in her so I thought that was a cool development. My Sasuke became even more of a Mary Sue, but it was because of her personality.

The retcon was more like the alpha timeline won't let Vriska die, which I guess is consistent with her Light powers, but predestination bullshit is so much less satisfying than Vriska being a huge bitch.

Sssooo....

you guys pretty much all hate Rose just because she a lesbian?

>>82713426
No, because she's boring and didn't do anything for all of act 6

>>82713232
>Rose's expression
Holy shit I'm diamonds.

>>82713426
Not really. It's more like Rose stopped being a likeable character at the same time that she became a lesbian. It's more to do with her going God Tier and essentially "completing her arc" than becoming a lesbian.

>>82713426
no

me hate she no play rain!!!!

>>82713362
Alpha battlefiesl was 3x3 chessboard that Clubs blew up. Seriously, that thing has the third highest kill count in homestuck

>>82713387
Anon, anon, anon, anon, please. I have a bunch of fics for Johnrose, some where she even summons tentacles with Grimdark powers to anal rape him. The thing is, there are a gazillion of ofshoot timelines, which means all the ships exist in homestuck...

... and die (what a surprise)

>>82713423
I dont. I actually ship Johnroxy and like Rose quite a lot. I dont know why people dislike her so much. Retcon Dave on the other hand...

>>82713426
pre lesbian rose was interesting, that doesn't mean the fact she's a lesbian is what people dislike

Was Rose always a lesbian? Didn't she have a thing for Dave before she knew he was related to her?

>>82713426
no, because of her inability to microwave even the simplest of items that can sometimes be called food

>>82713383

Aside from the few minutes they spent on the moons during Dirk: Unit/Synchronize, who knows? We got so little of their adventuring because Andrew decided that it was superfluous, and just gave us a one-page flash of everything between their entry and Jane's birthday.

That was a huge missed opportunity, I thought, especially for Jane. Focusing on Jane doing adventuring would have gotten her away from the toxic romance storylines for at least a little bit. It sad that of the 3 Alphas, only Roxy got any kind of development that didn't involve Jake's love life.

>>82713484
What bothers me is playing the rain on the epilogue wont change a thing because it gives the impression andrew only added this because fans wanted to.

>>82713519
I homstuck, the only non bi characters are John, Jane, their respective dads/sons and Dirk. Pretty much everyone else is bi until stated other hand.

Although Roxy got grossed out with kissing Jane, but im pretty sure she is bi too

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i shipped john/rose until john/roxy

it's just so much better lmao

>>82713378
Fuck knows, it's not like her and Kanaya didn't have chemistry, it was pretty evident there'd be something between them if they met, romantic or friendship wise.

I suppose conflict if anything was off about the two interacting together? Kanaya is seemingly very well adjusted and Rose puts on a guise of being knowledgeable so it's hard to inspire conflict involving the two that isn't as ham-fisted as Rose becoming an alcoholic. What else could they have done to keep the two of them interesting?

>>82713484
I'm pretty sure that was a metaphor and she did play the rain by...f.e. leading the meteor with them into the new session

>>82713613
Why is everything always so wonderful

>>82713571
what if it's like, they're on LOLAR having a celebration for some reason (maybe someone got married) but they don't have any music and Rose is like "wait."

and it turned out that her quest all along was to put on some music for a happy occasion and stop being such a downer

>>82713387
John/Rose has stupid amounts more fics than John/Roxy if I recall correctly.

>>82713670
Because a lot of people had stopped caring about the comic by the time the retcon made it obvious that JohnRoxy was happening

>>82713670
probably because the fandom died down by the time johnroxy existed

>>82713484
Actually, while she didnt ''play the rain'' she did possibly do that part of the quest. When she went Grimdark, she made the black lewd outergods bodily fluids rain over her planet.

>>82713670
Sad truth, anon. Sad truth.

>>82713670
It's older and the fanbase was more active in the past.

>>82713670
that's because one is almost as old as the comic, and the other one is one of the latest ones.

>>82713641
Hussie just doesn't know how to write a romantic relationship. Any time two characters actually hook up for real, they immediately stop interacting with each other

>>82713660
Tha would be stupid.

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>>82713531
I welcome this new meme

>>82713519
That's probably just boner talkin Or maybe Hussie didn't know what he wanted to do with her yet. Which is likely the case with a lot of things. It'll be hard to imagine but he probably didn't plan out *everything* beforehand. That's why he gave John retcon powers I'd assume.

Yeah You Like That You Dirty Bitch
Eat All Of My Cum
Yeah
Oh God Rose Put That Fucking Hot Pocket Down It Wont Cook In There
Sigh
Im Just Going To Go Find Vriska
At Least She Can Please A Woman

>>82713641
Kanaya learning 'practical' dating advice from dave
Rose constantly flirting with every other troll for every possible quadrant while telling kanaya she's only red for her
Terezi kidnapping rose to do seer things starting kanayaquest

>>82713735
fuck man it's the best I can do

>>82713670

Well, yeah, it helps that Rose was around for twice as long as Roxy was. I just mentioned Strip Pokerstuck because it's my personal favorite, especially for John/Rose.

There's only a few good John/Roxy's out there, quite sadly.

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>>82713423
Vriska and a liberated Tavros both have that fire in my opinion, he just goes at it from a different angle. It'd be one of the few things which could make (Tavros)'s arc better than it was, showing (Vriska) that his way of doings things is just as valid as hers when the time is right. They wouldn't have to end up as sudden best bros as a result, but it would have been a great send off for both of them if Vriska was shown some one elses way of doing things worked, especially with that person being Tavros.

Then, in-keeping with her big bitch status, she tries to take over the army and Tavros politely agrees and the message is drilled into her head that 'hey sometimes working with other people isn't about manipulating them'.

>>82713742
AND COOK A FUCKIN' HOT POCKET PROPERLY!