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>one side has Captain Marvel, Blue Marvel, and Vision, Spiderman,

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>one side has Captain Marvel, Blue Marvel, and Vision, Spiderman, ANTS, and She-Hulk
>The other side does not

Seriously. Tony's side has some heavy hitters like SJWhore and Smug Hulk, but Vision and Blue Marvel alone would be enough without Carol. How the hell is this a fair fight?
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>>82683951
Bendis is writing, all previously established power levels are now moot.
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Tony's side has more minorities.
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>>82683951
nice marvel, nice. trying to make captain marvel relevant... a little too late.
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>>82683980

What the hell are Whore and Stark going to do to Carol? Power her up?

>>82683995

This is what actually has me worried.

Every single new minority character is on Stark's Side. Whore, Miles, Best girl Kamala, Blacktin America, ect.
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>>82683995
sooo, he must be right? obviously he is such a better person
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>>82683951
I will never understand why Steve is on Team Minority Report.

seems to go against his freedom boner gimmick
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>>82684096
>Blacktin America
"brother america " there FTFY
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>>82683951
Iron man's team has 3 people that for all intents and purposes can not die. Why bother?
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>Cap standing behind Dyke Marvel
>Thor picking a side
>Cap and DD being on different sides
>This event existing at all
Why
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>>82683951
wait why is Falcon not on the same side as Cap? did Sam seriously go traitor?
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>>82683951

You're talking about BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS

None of these kind of details will matter to what actually happens in his story
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>>82683951
Will Tony lose another Civil War again?
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>>82684134
Many heroes shouldn`t side with Captain Marvel but then it would be really one sided. Personally I wouldn`t mind seeing something like the majority of heroes fighting against the few who are aligned with a dramatic shift in politics and law but the hook of these events are for the heroes to fight each other.
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>>82684274
Marvel desperately wants him to be their new face, so no.
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>>82684096
Of course not, I already told you /Bendis/ is writing. Whore and Carol will start tanking each others blows while Tony and Peter are off having lunch somewhere. Meanwhile Black Widow and Hawkeye are doing an MCU reference. Finally, we get the big finale. Kitty Pryde ascends into Goddesshood and is proven to be the Queen of all Civil Wars. She tells everyone to stop and since everyone is on Bendinuity they forgot why they were fighting and go back to being friends. The scene ends with all of them eating. Does anyone have that Bendis bingo board, I think it's a good time to bust that thing out.
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>>82684274
Which side has more Jews? That's the winning team.
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>>82684152
I`m curious, has anyone in the comic world made the Captain Falcon joke yet? It's low hanging fruit but I get the feeling one of the writers they have wouldn't be above using it.
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Didn't they already spoil the ending on which side wins when they revealed their plans for death of X? If it's true then fuck, why bother reading?
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>>82683951
If I had to take a guess, I'd say that CW2 will be much more low key and there will be very little actual infighting.
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They already said OP's image doesn't actually show true sides, and that lots of people will be switching as the story goes.
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>>82683951
WHY THE FUCK IS QUILL THERE
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>>82684309
>Bendinuity
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>>82684525
as an excuse to shoehorn Kitty into the story.
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>>82684274
He's going to get Steve killed again
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>>82684525
That has also been bothering me for quite some time but maybe it is related to Thanos being on earth?
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>one side has character whose solo is written by Bendis
>Bendis?
>other side has fat cow and piece of furniture
>>82684525
Came to Earth to get some cassettes and decided to fight for freedom and shit.
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>>82684525
Because of the GoTG movie.
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>>82684620
wait Stark is suddenly all freedom and Cap isn't? was there another axis shift or something stupid like that?
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>>82684650
I'm memeing, pay no attention.
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What is this war even being fought over?
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>>82684678
Inhuman precog a la Minority Report.
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>>82684678

Ever watch Minority Report?
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>>82684678
On the cover it is about future seeing dude that carol wants to use to stop crime and tony doesn't, but apparently it is largely about Tony being mad rhodey got killed.
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>>82683951
When did Carol become a man?
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>>82684704

What?
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>>82684704
>>82684707
so whos on what side?
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>>82683951
>Hawkeye
Fuck, he's dying, isn't he?
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>>82684725
Carol is pro Minority Report
Tony is anti-Minority Report
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>>82684716
Minority Report with Inhuman flavor. You watched that movie, right?
>>82684725
No idea. I only remember that Kamala is on Tony's side and she'll clash with Carol. I wouldn't be surprised if we got all of those legacies fight originals and shit like that.
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>>82683995
That means he's gonna win
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>>82684096
>What the hell are Whore and Stark going to do to Carol? Power her up?
shoot her with their non-powering-carol lasers, which they'll have whenever bendis needs them to be able to shoot her
do you even read comics, anon?
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>>82683951
So Vision is going to get butthurt at Tony and the Avengers?

Fucking Vision
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>>82684398
I dunno, did they?

What have they said with Death of X?
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>>82684805

IIRC, the last time Carol and Tony clashed, she was drunk, and he tackled her into a power station and she absorbed a city's worth of power.
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>>82684865
That Captain Marvels side will win and the X-men/ mutants will end up in there own separate universe.
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>>82683951

Tony has new Hulk, Hercules and Thor. He's not doing too bad himself.
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>>82683951
> Tony will win the Civil War.
> Tony is backed by the Empi- the Government.
> Tony's side will hold have the upper hand through the story-arc.
> Steve's Rebel Alliance will be on the run throughout the story-arc.

Do we need John William's score and Tony's armor to develop a wheezy quality to to spell it out?
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>>82683951

It's called jobbing.
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>>82684274

Tony won the first Civil War. He probably won't win another.

That's assuming either side "wins" and the thing their fighting about isn't revoked at the end regardless.
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what do /co/ think of blue marvel i watched a video on him and i like his backstory. what is he like in the current books?
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>>82684952
>it was all a what if Ulysess asked himself about telling the Avengers about his powers
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>>82683951
CM has Vision, Blue Marvel, the American known as Steve, She-Hulk, Ant-Man, Bucky, and Hackeye. I know they need people for these, but they couldn't pick a worse bunch to represent it.
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>>82684953

He's fine, but Ewing has this bad habit of making stories center around him a lot.
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>>82684953

is he like super powerful but with a caveat like his powers only work on black people?
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>>82684931
Wrong Civil War, m8.
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>>82684953
Shittiest origin ever.
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>>82684134
But as a guy who fought in ww2 what do you think he'd pick if you told him if he had this power in the 1930's he could stop Hitlers rise to power
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>>82684898
Thought Death of X was just about the death of the dream
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>>82683951
Because Bendis put all his personal favorites and current projects on one side
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>>82685123
Why didn't he do that so far? It's not like time travel doesn't exist.
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>>82683951
Civil War 2? This is a joke, right?
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>>82684134
>find out this retarded event is miniority report
>find out for some fucking reason Captain muthafucking America is on the pro-pre-crime side

So has it finally happened? Is this the worse era of comics?
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>>82685480
Bingo is never a joke
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>>82685480
No

They even admitted they shat it out quickly just so they could have something by the movie
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>>82684096
Whor beat Odin's ass across the galaxy. Carol is gonna get fucked
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>>82683951
why are they going to fight this time?
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>>82686054
Minority Report
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>>82686054
Minority Report
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>>82684953
He had a stupid origin but lucked out on getting attached to Al Ewing who seems to love using him and is doing cool things with him.
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>>82683951
I haven't been keeping up with this, what's the conflict this time? And why is Captain Marvel leader?
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>>82684736
Nah, he's on New Avengers, and their CWII arc is away from the main event.
He and anyone in that book are fine.
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I looked up what minority report was

they're fighting over tom cruise wanting to arrest people before they commit the crime
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>>82685604
I hate that the Guardians have a somewhat legitimate excuse to show up, by getting called by both Carol & Tony to provide back-up due to previous membership.
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>>82686060
if you could have seen the future

you'd have known your post was unnecessary
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>>82686141
Because they desperately want her to be popular and will try absolutely anything to make it stick.
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>>82685604
>beast blames cyclopes for something
chuckled
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>>82684209
>>82684214
>>82684650
>>82685559
Steve is not exactly on Carol's side, According to Spencer he's going to be mostly neutral

>"Steve is very much aware of the impact him picking a side would have on the conflict, his desire is to end the fighting. He doesn't want a second civil war because he knows the cost of it. He's trying to be Switzerland. It may not be that easy as it goes on. It's going to be challenging for him to remain on the sidelines. His position is that heroes should work together and if we're divided, things will fall apart. That's what he's trying to get through to Tony and Carol."

>http://www.comicbookmovie.com/comics/comics-steve-rogers-returns-to-duty-with-nick-spencer-a141107
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>>82686430
oh thank goodness
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>>82683951
>what is jobbing?
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>>82686430
>>82686510
Weren't they building up for him to fight Sam over something? I thought that was going to be one of the things Civil War 2 was going to be about, the originals vs legacies. Notice how they're all on opposite sides in these images
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>>82684444
But they said the same thing about AvX
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>>82686553
The closest one I think I've seen is Kamala disapproving of Carol. Sam seems to be copying Richard.
Not really much on the Original vs Legacy thing.
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>>82686595
Sam Wilson, not Sam Alexander
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>>82686585
The first images we saw for Civil War 2 were Sam Wilson and Tony Stark fighting
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>>82686553
They were both upset with each other because they disagreed about the way Sam was handling his crime fighting but it didn't escalate into anything serious, the worst that happened was that Sam made some birds shit on Steve.

They made up during the whole Standoff event tho.
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>>82686608
Oh I thought you meant Sam Guthrie.
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>>82686646
I'll be honest, all Sams look the same to me
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>>82686430
Marvel will not rest until Carol Danvers becomes a man and marries Spider-Woman
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>>82686595
>Sam seems to be copying Richard.
He's continuing the Nova tradition to tell the Terran superheroes to fuck off when they start Civil Wars and then ditch Earth for space.
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Why does marvel ignore the xmen? Wouldn't they have atleast shown up in the first civil war, seeing that it would make fucking sense for them to be against registration. And don't they have at least a better reason for being involved in this than say the guardians of the galaxy
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>>82686824
Cause they don't have the film rights. Thus, they don't want to advertise them in the slightest
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>>82686824
Why would Disney want more material for Sony to pull from?
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>>82686824
Civil War is just an average tuesday for the X-Men
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>>82686839
But didn't the first civil war come out before the much was really big?
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>>82686824
They have a mini in this event, but they are also doing apoc wars and death of X in their books at the same time. They are simply overbooked.
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>>82686646
>Falcon, Nova, and Cannonball form their own superhero team called the Sensational Sams

>Their main villain is The Leader AKA Samuel Sterns

>Not to be outdone the Peters do the same and they become The X-Boyfriends and their villain is Paste Pot Pete Kitty's current boyfriend
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>>82686858
That was meant to be mcu
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>>82683951
who is Blue Marvel?
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>>82686901
The mortal enemy of Red Marvel
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>>82686915
who is Red Marvel?
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>>82686891
Fund it
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>>82683951
What is AForces side in all of this? Singularity and Kobik from Pleasant Hill should hang out together and be important
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>>82686932
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>>82686430
I could have seen steve saying something like
"Sam you need to stay out of this because if either side has a captain america it kind of legitimises the conflict as civil war two" and sam getting defensive and insisting he has to fight.
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>>82686921
An unintelligent man from the future who's powered by eating car tires
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>>82686921
The mortal enemy of Blue Marvel
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What was Carol doing during Civil War 1? I don't remember her at all.
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>>82686949
>singularity bound up
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>>82686975
iirc she beat up some girls mom
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>>82686975
Tony side. Going after Spider-Woman
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>>82686975
She was on Tony's side back then
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>>82686949
nice
Singularity, Dazzler and stupid witch girl are the only ones I even care about on that team
glad they don't side with Carol
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So civil war 0 is coming out next week. It is the one with the big celestial rip offs
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>>82686954
Spencer also kind of addresses that
>"Sam's approach as Cap is not changing because [Steve is] back. Steve has made his piece with it and doesn't view his role as telling Sam how to do his job. He trusted him with the role and from there it's Sam's to do as he sees fit. If anything, Steve is a little worried he's taking Sam's spotlight. It was Sam's idea to share the role, and that was Sam's decision. Steve, when he was de-aged, felt completely the opposite. He thought he would go off and do something else. So no, the two are at peace with Sam's activist take and Sam will take a clearer choice in Civil War II."

I guess Sam will take a side but who knows what Steve will think about that but he'll at least respect Sam's decision.
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>>82686975
Why can't we get old Carol in current Carol's costume?
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>>82686975
She was pro-reg and believe it or not headed a covert operation to take out villains before they did anything
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>>82687026
Tits and ass is sexist anon
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>>82686975
She beat up a friend in front of her daughter.
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>>82686430
Well Spencer is writing him as neutral, who knows what the fuck Bendis will be doing to Steve.

Best case scenario would be for him to ignore Steve and let Spencer work it out but one of the Iron Man comic solicits will have Steve has a guest star and him and Tony are going to talk and knowing how much of a sucker Bendis is for their friendship (which is so fucking beyond repair at this point but Bendis always has them make up) he's capable of having Steve throw his support for Tony and give him freedom speeches Bendis style.

Also all the characters Bendis likes, his favorite, his waifu, his husbando, his OC, and his self insert are all on Tony's side so he's biased as fuck already.
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>>82687018
>If anything, Steve is a little worried he's taking Sam's spotlight.
What a crock of horseshit.

>Oh hey Steve you're back and way more capable of being Captain America than I am.
>It's cool I'MMA LET CHU BE CAP AGAIN IF U WANT, BUT I'MMA KEEP DIS SHIELD DOE

It's almost like Marvel has some kind of agenda.
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>>82687037
Shame, they already brought back her personality so at least there's that. We're just a step away....
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>>82687089
she deserved it
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>>82687102
Their agenda is... to keep Sam as Captain America while also having Steve be Captain America?

I think it's pretty believable for someone like Steve to not be petty and tell his friend to whom he passed the mantle that he can't do it anymore.
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>>82686949
Spot Shulkie.
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>>82687102
Steve never kept the shield, he gave it to Sam and went to do a new one.

Steve was worried about taking Sam's spotlight and that Sam wasn't getting good PR which is why he made a whole press conference to endorse Sam.

Are you one of those buttmad cbr cunts?
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>>82687130
OH THE WHITE MAN TAKING OVER THE BLACK MAN JOB THAT'S RACIST ANON

Or something like that. You know how stupid Marvel are now man, why are you using logic
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>>82687152
I don't really get why Sam would want to be Captain America when the regular one is more than capable of doing the job. It's not as if Falcon wasn't regarded as a great hero in-universe.
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>>82687227
He only did it because Steve got old and Steve asked afterwards he liked it then Steve got young again, Sam was ready to give it back then Steve said "No, you be Cap" then Sam said "Why don't we both be Cap? there's like two guys running around calling themselves Spider-Man so why the fuck not?" and then Steve complied.

Also Sam gave the role of Falcon to some Mexican guy that's his sidekick.
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>>82687130
It's up to Sam to not be a fucking douchebag and return the mantle to where it rightfully belongs. To fucking Steve Rogers. Sam is not Captain America. He will never be Captain America. Not while Steve is alive.

But no. Marvel has to have those diversity points don't they? Black Cap, white Cap. Black Spider-Man, white Spider-Man. Female Thor, Male Thor. Female Star-Lord, Star-Lord.

Are you seeing the pattern yet?
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>>82687283
Both Sam and Steve want him to be Captain America you fucking retard.
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>Civil War II
what just happened?
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>>82687658
Comics have to try to cash in one movie viewers even though they've never managed to translate it to actual sales
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>>82684096
>>82687098
>Miles
is with Carol's side.
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>>82683951
Why does Carol look like that bitch coach from glee?
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>>82686430
Why is Albert Wesker screaming at Tony?
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It's the reverse of the last civil war where Tony had fucking SENTRY on his side.

dude could have taken all of caps side solo if he even tried.
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>>82684096
anyone with thor powers can smash carol in the face with mjolnir and win the fight.

you're really really overrating carol.
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>>82684096
Carol fanboy fanboying this hard.
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>>82687882
>>82687913
It's worth noting that ANAD Avengers gave Mjolnir back it's time powers so uh....
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>>82684985
i wouldnt even be mad if this happens. its better then fucking up the canon
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>>82686824
Fuck the X-Men, where's the fuck is ghost rider at?
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>>82684309
>Kitty Pryde ascends into Goddesshood
Is this not already happened in Black Vortex? I remember her going full Madoka at the end but don't know how it ended.
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>>82684134
He's not, he's just there for the cover. It was confirmed that he's neutral, trying to negotiate the conflict.
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Tony's side has THE POWER OF THOR.

There's no real fight to be had here.
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ROCKET IN THE TITS
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>>82686824
they were already registered
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>>82683951
X-Men should kill them all.
There would be finally a peace for everyone
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>>82686824
The X-Men showed up during Civil War. From what I recall they were living in a nuclear bunker or some shit at the time. They'd been depopulated during M-Day and Cyclops didn't want to risk their surviving active Mutants in a major conflict.

There was...I'm recalling (but I could easily be imagining it) there was tension on the order of the X-Men had fought registration in the past so they surely wouldn't side with Tony with may or may not have lead to claims of "where were you when we were being registered?" I really could be wrong about that, confusing it with Emma's tantrum about how the Avengers didn't help with crap like the Genosha Genocide, which was pretty BS given that was just the usual X-Men writing where they have major world shattering catastrophes ever other week but it almost always plays out like they're in it alone with no one else helping them. Like they barely exist alongside the other heroes and villains until an event forces them together.
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>>82688517
But he shouldn't be neutral, he should be aggressively against it.
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Blue Marvel is still a thing?

Also
>Reading comic events
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>>82686430
Remember when Carol was attractive and well written? When she was Ms. Marvel she was already becoming the prominent female hero face, but then they began pushing way to hard and now most fans ignore her.
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Could someone explain me what is this? Civil War 2? What?
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>>82690100
Read the thread. It's Minority Report Marvel edition
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>>82690055
>Remember when Carol was attractive

Yes

>and well written?

No
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>>82690100

>We need a Civil War book on the shelves to coincide with the MCU Civil War movie so the normies will buy books by name association, even of the two stories are nothing at all alike.
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This might be the first event that nobody is excited for. CBR, Reddit, Tumblr, NOBODY is excited for this.
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>>82684215
This picture triggers me every time L see it
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>>82690202
We sure do talk about it a lot though
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>>82686141
Bendis is plagiarizing Minority Report. That's all you need to know to understand the conflict oh and War Machine and Captain Marvel were apparently dating before he got killed by Thanos (the few pages of them "being a couple" was some of the most robotic shit I have ever seen written) and that She Hulk got a missile to the breasts.
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>>82690241
Because bad ideas fuel a lot of hilarity.
Just like BvS
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>>82686159
Oh man, you weren't in the Hawkeye thread from a few days ago were you?Bendis seems to have a thing for killing Clint in his events
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>>82690283
Is She-Hulk dead?
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>>82687227
Actually the reason was that Sam had basically given his blessings to another guy to be Falcon like a week or two before Cap being de-aged so he was like "shiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeet" and then Steve told him they both could be captain america since spider-man is doing the same shit with his name.
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>>82684898
I don't see how from a story standpoint that's beneficial, there would be no more crime to stop
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>>82690318
Original leaks said she did die, but after the plot was leaked Bendis had to rewrite the thing (changed the future seeing Inhuman's name to something else besides Homer which was his original name), so maybe She Hulk is now alive.
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>>82690318
As of now she's 'barely breathing' but apparently she's the big death later on.

If they do I'm dropping Marvel.
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Carol looked fine with her old-new haircut
Why are did they turn her into a boy?
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>>82690313
That's exactly what Marvel wants. For the past decade Marvel has been making money off of this junk like this. Someone out there is going to buy it just because they hear it's a trainwreck and they want to see it for themselves
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>>82686949
Anyone know who's the artist on this now?
I saw the artist change they did that one issue that looked like total dogshit, dropped it then lever looked back
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>>82686975
She was a SHIELD goon
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>>82690368
FEMINISM!
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>>82690396
The only changed the artist once for 5-7, and we don't know if it changed for 8.
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>>82690166
You know what's truly sad? Marvels last movie tie-in book was Rage of Ultron and that was fucking amazing, I guess it was to much to ask for a second well written tie-in book
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>>82690166
>normies
>buying books
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>>82690474
BECAUSE TO BECOME A STRONG WOMAN, YOU MUST ACT AND LOOK LIKE A MAN!
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>>82683951
Wait, why are Daredevil, Falcon and Cage on Iron Man's side? I'm a little out of the loop on this civil war, what's the deal?
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>>82689866
He probably IS against it, but remember that the first Civil War ended with Steve deciding to surrender and call off the battle, because escalating the situation became far worse than the alternative of not standing up for an ideal. It's probably the same here. He'd be fighting against Captain Marvel... IF he hadn't gone through the first Civil War event.
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>>82690516
Rage of Ultron was a phenomenal Hank/Ultron book, it felt like the best way to end both their stories, but of course comics will be comics and they'll return.
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>>82690607
They're already returned last year.
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>>82690623
That was just an epilogue/"coming soon" thing, they still haven't had a real appearance apart from that tiny sliver but he will soon enough in Uncanny Avengers.
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>>82690519

You fool.

They'll buy it because of name association. Like I said.
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>>82690638
Ah thanks for clearing that up, I don't actually bother with most of the Marvel series anymore.
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>>82684309
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>>82690659
No, it's funny cause normies have never and will never buy a comic book.

You know how many people watch the Marvel movies? Millions.

You know how many of those they've managed to translate to comic sales? A fucking handful of them.
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>>82690708
Which characters did Bendis create anyway?
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>>82690724
Miles, maybe Jessica Jones will show up.
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>>82685604
Remind me, what's Bendis speak?
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>>82690848
Bendis speak?
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>>82690724
geez, I don't know anon, maybe the motherfucking Inhuman that's gonna give us the fucking civil war?
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>>82690346
With her mocking reader "what, you thought I'd go down that easy?".
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>>82683951
>That Deadpool
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The part that gets me is
>>Sides aren't drawn until 4th issue.
That's halfway through the fucking event. And knowing Bendis pace, there probably will just be one big brawl of hero vs. hero and that's it. That's really pathetic.
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>>82690708
You can mark that Inhuman space too, anon, since an Inhuman sparks the event.
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I liked how Avengers Alliance dealt with this and it's almost certainly guaranteed to be better than what the event is. On one side, Ultron nukes the world. On the other, High Evolutionary turns everybody into Saurons. Then you open up the true path where you convince the heroes fighting each other is dumb and beat up Carol, Tony, High Evolutionary and Maximus (Carol and Tony refused to listen to reason).
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>>82691151
I only read the first two sentences and already that Facebook game has a confirmed better story than the comic.
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>>82690723

It still obviously exists as a way to cash-grab at the name "Marvel Civil War." Otherwise, it wouldn't have coincided with the movie. Marvel threw out this half-assed event just so there'd be extra merchandise on the shelves for people who wanted it.

And the normies buy all kinds of fake nerd shit. Look at all the idiots buying up Big Bang Theory and Dr. Who funko pop "figures," for their fake geek cred.
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>starlord

I give Bendis an inch, he takes a fucking mile
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>>82691224
So this shit is your fault then
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>>82683951
They have a Hulk, and I think the hooded girl is America Chavez.
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>>82691224
The guy added THanos to this event.
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What are they even fighting about? Who gets to fuck kamala?
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>>82691511
A Thanos that used a gun and was beat in one panel after She hulk got a rocket to her tits.
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>>82691488
Yep, that's her. She's a pretty heavy hitter.
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>>82683995
well the other side has 2 Black Americans, a Green American and a Spider American.....
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So why is Tony anti-minority?
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>>82683951
At least Tony isn't on the fascist side of the war this time.
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>>82691682
Probably a morals thing, most people would be against the idea of punishing someone before they even think of committing a crime.
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>>82691511
Ah, yes. That explains it. One Quill can buttfuck Thanos.
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>>82691726
Yeah I figure, but I mean I didn't expect Tony to be on the moral side.
He tends to be obsessed with control in one way or another.
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>>82691797
I think it's also that trying to change the future usually means it's going to be even more fucked up, which was been proven again and again in the comics (and Asgardians can sing whole Edda's about this shit) and Tony just figured that MAYBE they should not open that can of worms so soon after the whole Battle World fiasco.
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>>82691797
Might also have to do with how much time fucking fluctuates, so basing decisions on a guy that sees the future is retarded because that future he's seeing will likely be changed in an hour. Wait, fucking Carol just saw that the past and future were in a constant flux, ever changing in The Ultimates, if anything she should realize the futility of her own plan. Ah but wait, Bendis is a fucking moron, that explains it all.
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>>82690237
Especially because Marvel has rewritten history. Bendis was one of half a dozen creators to get the Ultimate verse going. He wrote Spidey. The big Ultimate books were by Millar, Ellis. Hell, Orson Card wrote Iron Man and BKV and Kirkman wrote X-men.

And instead of using Ultimate End to honor the big lasting books like Ultimates or UF4 they instead chose to feed Bendis delusion that he was somehow responsible for the Ultimate verse.
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>>82690283
>>82690318
No, unfortunately. It would be awesome to have a totally awesome she-hulk, but nobody cares about Jen, unlike the Hulk.
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>>82690341
Because it won't be right. The system will be fucked up or abused maliciously. Everyone on the smug notLiberal side will lecture the notConservatives about how freedom blah blah means doing whatever you want unless a homo or a black person wants something different.
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>>82691849
I wonder if her trying to change the future is what actually kills Rhodey and Tony is using that as ammo.
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>>82690776
Daredevil, he didn't create him but Bendis has a MAD thing for the Man without Fear.
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>>82691224
>fucking miles

fixed

>>82691488
why can't they just kill her bitch ass
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>>82691797
Tony would be one of the first to get locked up himself
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>>82691151
Heh, what is funny is that the writers for Avengers Alliances have almost always fixed every storyline that they've made, like with AvX, Infinity and Fear Itself (except for AoQuiptron, but that is probably due to Whedon).
I wonder if what happened in the game is also how things end up in the comic, with Tony and Carol sucking their egos up to fight against the true threat, and acting like he-nah, this is Bendis we're talking about, it will end up with a stupid ass shit that will "redefine" the Mahvel Universe and make shit even more retarded.
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>>82690862
Yeah, Bendis Speak(I think Bendis does that)
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>>82683951
Why the FUCK would Cap be on the precrime side? The side that is shitting on the tennant of American justice "innocent until proven guilty"? Fucking Bendis
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>>82690708

>Implying Scarlet Witch getting shit on isn't a good thing
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>>82683951
How can Iron man even fight against Carol?
In the movies he got beat single handidly by Cap with months of prep.
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>>82692075
Iron man is a genius character, meaning when he needs to win he will just pull out the Carolbuster armor he just happen to have.
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So why do the heroes on the other side of the planet never get involved with this shit?

It always seems like the American heroes and villains are the only ones who care about this and for some reason the GOG too
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>>82683951
>cap in carol's side
WHAT
WHY
This is retarded, dropped
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>>82692095
>Carolbuster armor
Aka Iron Cock
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>>82692095
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Wait, can't you technically arrest someone before they commit a crime already? If you can prove intent?

The predictions can just help steer you in the right direction to collect evidence and still prevent the crime. Unless Cap M wants to just use the predictions themselves as evidence, which I can see people having a problem with.
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>>82692348
>Wait, can't you technically arrest someone before they commit a crime already? If you can prove intent?
You can't prove intent without evidence. Gathering and processing evidence takes time. By the time all the preparations are made, the crime is already committed. The whole purpose of trying to prevent the crime is lost.
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>>82690708
What was the continuity mistake?
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>>82692310
Too dangerous. Tony might fall victim to it too.
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>>82692391

Yeah, I meant if someone is planning a crime there may be physical evidence to prove intent and arrest them before they commit it. The predictions could help with that.

Unless it is just a spur of the moment crime. Then arresting them before they even have the idea seems wrong.
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>>82687283
I'm seeing that you're kind of racist and probably white :^)
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>>82690368
She has to be butch to balance out Spider-Woman's femme, that's how the Lesbian Equation works.
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>>82692033
Bendis?
As in Brian Michael Bendis, the guy who writes comics?
Comic writer, Brian Michael Bendis writes comic dialogue in a specific way?
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>>82693200
I don't know if people are memeing when they say this but you do know you're going to get another Korrasami on your hands if they do end up lesbians, right? You'd be opening the floodgates to so many tiers of stupid if it becomes canon.
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>>82690571
He's on Carol's side of most artwork, he probably agrees with her philosophically but wants to end the fighting more than anything else.
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>>82693286
>but you do know you're going to get another Korrasami on your hands if they do end up lesbians, right?
Not really. Carol and Jess have always been a bit too close and danced on that little line. Unlike Korrasami.
In fact you could argue all other relationships they push on either of them are stupid because it would make way more sense for them to be together with one another.
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>>82693371
Go away Claremont.
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>>82693345
He's there because his Buckyfu is there.
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>>82693345
Who is the dwarf?
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>>82693401
Puck.
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>>82693371
True in a sense but the execution will likely be bad and I wouldn't doubt if some hack decided to take the "GIRL LOVE IS THE PUREST" angle. I just doubt it can be done in canon with any level of competence.
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>>82693345
>midget fighting a blind man
Because they can't fight non-handicapped people, Marvel?
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>>82683951

>Best side has all the horrible people

>Cowroll Danvers side has all the best bros


BEING PRO-FREEDOM IS SUFFERING
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>>82686430
>He doesn't want a second civil war because he knows the cost of it.
My sides, the cost was Captain America dying, he is too scared to be killed again
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>>82693593
>DD
>Horrible.
Just point him at the badguys and shoot.
Broken bones for days.
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>>82693612
>Cap it's time for another Civil War!
>Cap walks out of the building.
>Phones Tony. "Not this time motherfucker".
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>>82683951

>Carol vs Dr Strange

>Strange summons the bands of Cytorak

>"CYTORAK, YOU ARE UNDER AREST!"
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>>82684134
>Team Minority Report

>Because one of the sides has ALL of the minorities

You cheeky cunt
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>>82693441
I liked the idea more when they were both feminine
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>>82686430
>He's trying to be Switzerland
Making millions off conflicts?
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>>82693725
Cyttorak with gun?
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>>82687747

makes sense for all the spider-sense folk to support pre-crime, I guess
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>>82693810
For uncle Bens!
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Iron man's team has Deadpool therefore it is actually Deadpool's team thus Deadpool's team wins, flawless victory.
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>Character is all about freedom
>Side with the side who wants to implement a system were they sentence people before they actually create any crimes

Ok then.
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>>82693810
We all know that Miles is there because he thinks Peter is.
If he finds out that Peter isn't really taking a side, he'll try to drop out of the fight.
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>>82693897
Why not just venom blast whole team and go without worry?
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ok so i'm only going off the rumors and leaks I've heard around here but is carol's plan going to basically be

>we have an inhuman that can predict the future
>we're going to use him and our super friends to take out/arrest bad guys before they do terrible things

what's the difference between that and hydra's plan from the Winter Soldier movie?

>we have a math equation that predicts everyone's future
>we're going to use giant flying gunships to take out the people on that list that don't hail hydra

I mean, I didn't see it before, but now with Stark having all the minorities on his side, is Carol coming out as a Nazi? Is she embracing her obvious Teutonic Uberfrau imagery?
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>>82687018
This is utter bullshit.
When Cap returned and we had Bucky Cap, Bucky wanted to return the shield and let him return to do his own thing, but since he was primed to be the head of SHIELD he preferred to let Bucky be cap for a bit before returning to the role.

Sam not relinquishing the shield is pure and utter bullshit.
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>>82693933
>what's the difference between that and hydra's plan from the Winter Soldier movie?

Well, since Bendis is a petty bastard, since civil war took a turd on their event, makes sense that he's going to take a turd on the plot of winter soldier.
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>>82693922
Because the venom blast is bullshit and everybody knows it!
It's one of the most cheap powers in Marvel!
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>>82694021
eh, penance stare is worse

>>82693989
>since civil war took a turd on their event
how so?
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>cap is gonna drop the shield so he doesn't die
>somehow dies anyway
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>>82684614
>Steve becomes re-de-aged
>Tony kills him again
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>>82683951
>Iron Man has T'Challa, Thor, MAC, and Chulk
>Captain Marvel has Vision, Spider-Man, Medusa, Blue Marvel, Shulk, Monica, and Rhodey
This shouldn't even be a fight.
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>>82683995

Carol is a conservative hawk. Are you surprised?

She's probably fucking Rhodes because it gives her a sinful race-mixing thrill.
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>>82694080
>eh, penance stare is worse
Penance Stare is supernatural. It's fucking magic. And you know Marvel's explanation for magic.

Venom blast has no excuse.
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>>82684796

No, he's going to win because he has deadpool.
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>>82694573
>Penance Stare is supernatural. It's fucking magic. And you know Marvel's explanation for magic.

It's always alien technology? Ghost Rider isn't from Earth after all
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>>82694573
>spider-man just touched some guy and he got knocked out cold! he's sciencey so it DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
>doctor strange just touched some guy and he got knocked out cold! he's magic so it MAKES SENSE

i mean come on man, his powers are a plot device. nothing else about spider-man makes sense, why is him having this one extra power the thing you got a bug up your ass about?
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>>82686949
Muh dick
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>>82686430
>He's trying to be Switzerland.

DO YOU THINK THIS A STANDS FOR SWITZERLAND?
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Vision is also going crazy. and Herc is Thor level.

wasn't Cap's side in Civil War mostly street people
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Minority Report doesn't fucking work in a universe that relies on the same 100 super villains constantly committing crimes. It's not immoral to stop Zemo before he commits a crime because he's already a wanted fugitive for all the other crimes he's committed
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>>82695137
I thought Herc was stronger then Thor.
Or is Herc just more willing to fight dirty?
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>>82691853
Bendis co-wrote the first arcs of X-men and FF with Millar.

Bendis was the person keeping it going on the back of Ultimate Spider-man throughout.

Bendis absolutely deserves a lot of credit for the Ultimate Universe. The thing that makes this so awful was that his "drop the mic" moment was Ultimate End which was arguably the WORST FUCKING ULTIMATE COMIC.

It might very well be the worst thing Bendis has EVER written. It's a slap in the fact of the Ultimate Universe to the point that the first issue of Secret Wars is actually a better send-off. The Ultimate Universe raining down hell on 616 was more satisfying than whatever the fuck Ultimate End was supposed to be.
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>>82683951
>another civil war
>another shitty ripoff fake Thor
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>>82684952
>>82684274
Anons, it's impossible for Tony not to win this time. Literally impossible.

Consider what a Carol victory looks like for the status quo:
>know every super-villain attack before it happens
>know every alien invasion before it happens
>know every natural disaster or science experiment going horribly wrong before it happens
It destroys the story potential of the universe. That's why character's whose powers are "sees the future" always end up having to be super vague or wrong most of the time because otherwise your standard superhero comic's plot becomes invalidated.

Superheroes are inherently reactionary. This kind of status quo could work in a smaller, contained universe like Valiant or Invincible, but it simply can't happen in a universe with ~70 concurrent ongoings.
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>>82691853
Ultimate spider man was the only ultimate book that stayed in publication for the entire length of the ultimate universe
Ultimates and uff got stopped and restarted a bunch of times
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>>82695960
>it's impossible for Tony not to win this time
But he's a guy and the opponent is a lesbian.
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>>82684748
Also worth noting that its not as cut and dry as last time. The first Civil War was pretty straight forward. It was "are you ok with registering with the government, or not?"

This time, everyone's reasons for choosing a side is pretty murky. Like Blue Marvel thinks the idea of stopping crimes before they happen is an abhorrent abuse of human rights, BUT thinks Ulysses would be the ultimate early warning system for natural disasters and alien invasions. Imagine being able to know that Hurricane Katrina would destroy the New Orleans dam or that Thanos was about to lead an attack on Earth while the Avengers were off in space. Countless lives could be saved.

The inhumans aren't even pro-minority report, they just don't want Iron Man kidnapping one of their citizens since they see that as an act of war.

Magneto is going to go all "KILL ULYSSES" not because of the implications of his powers, but because he doesn't want the Inhumans to have an asset like that on their side for the eventual mutant vs. inhuman war round 2.

There's actually a lot of genuinely interesting points that could be levied on all the sides, but unfortunately, Bendis is too genuinely stupid to make use of any of that. Let's just hope that whatever contrived bullshit he comes up with for the main book doesn't fuck up the potentially interesting tie-ins.
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>>82696047
Bendis loves Tony and hates Carol. Bendis is writing Tony's solo. Bendis is writing Civil War II. Luke Cage, Daredevil, and Star-Lord are all on Tony's side, who are some of Bendis' favorite characters.

Meanwhile, Vision, Scott Lang, Hawkeye, Bucky, and She-Hulk are all on Carol's side. These are all characters that Bendis hates and uses every opportunity he can get to kill and maim them in horrible ways.
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>>82693204
Yes, Brian Michael Bendis
I want you to remind me what his specific way of dialogue is
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>>82696180
Look I'm not a fan of Carol either, but she doesn't deserve this.

On the plus side, if the SJWs complain, then Bendis might be fired from Marvel.
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>>82694807
>his powers are a plot device.
That we agree on.

>why is him having this one extra power the thing you got a bug up your ass about?
Technically, it's two extra powers because he can also fucking TURN INVISIBLE. YES. BECAUSE THAT'S A SPIDER ABILITY.

Regardless, it's not that he has extra powers that makes Miles dumb. It's that he can and always does end all his fights with the same move. Just one touch. Peter has all his abilities and power but in the end, he uses his wits to win fights. Miles has no wits. He has a venom blast.
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>>82695876
Good news, Ultimate End didn't contain the actual Ultimate universe according to the guidebook. The only true Ultimate character to appear was Miles and everyone else was doubles from universes similar enough to 616 and 1610. The merged "Earth-61610" from that mini appears in Contest of Champions as it exists post-SW. Not that it helps
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>>82686986
>Going after Spider-Woman

That explain the carol's the father jokes
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>>82684096
Funny, I've just been calling him Captain Nigger
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>>82696229
>but she doesn't deserve this.
Yes she does. She needs a reality check. She's not Wonder Woman.
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>>82696377
True, but not Bendis, anything but Bendis.

Scarlet Witch is probably going be siding with Carol so that Bendis can shit on her more.
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>>82696265
Why is there no villain that nulls it.
Would it work on Mr Fantastic?

How the fuck does the venom blast even work?
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>>82696454
The super power of Black People's Electricity Powers.
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>>82696454
It's Bendis Magic, he doesn't have to explain shit
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>>82686959
that's amazing.
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>>82696288
Wrong Spider-Woman.
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>>82683995
Well yeah. Corporate CEO will definitely take the cheap labor.
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>>82696229
>if the SJWs complain, then Bendis might be fired from Marvel.
Haha no. Did you not see the blowback from Spider-man #2? Bendis literally devoted a scene to making fun of the SJWs and pretty much calling them all racist, causing the SJWs to lose their shit at Bendis and say that he shouldn't be writing Miles' book "why is a white man writing his book! He doesn't understand their struggle!" and Bendis basically just gave them the finger and Marvel backed Bendis up.

You can't stop the Bendis. Not even the SJWs stand a chance against the sheer levels of nepotism keeping Bendis' job security locked in.

Marvel would sooner completely abandon its current SJW pandering shit than fire Bendis.
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>>82683995
Now that Rhodey's dead Tony's trying to find a new minority sidekick. This is just tryouts.
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>>82696454
>How the fuck does the venom blast even work?
According to Bendis, it works differently depending on what he hits. On tech, it causes it to explode. On humans, it causes them to get horrible pain then pass out/get paralyzed. On demons, it apparently causes their bodies to boil or some shit.
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>>82696590
>Marvel would sooner completely abandon its current SJW pandering shit than fire Bendis.
We can only hope this will happen.
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>>82683951
What are they fighting over this time?
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>>82696590
>Marvel would sooner completely abandon its current SJW pandering shit than fire Bendis.
Well at least it isn't all bad.
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>>82696377
No one deserves Bendis, anon. Not even Carol.

I mean shit, Carol's ongoing and team-book is better than Tony's ongoing and team-book by a wide margin right now.
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>>82696648
And look, Rhodey's niece is just standing there. And she has her own armor, as well.
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>>82696679
Ever watched the movie Minority Report? (Or the recent TV show based on it) They're fighting over that.
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>>82684215
I fucking hate the smirk and eyebrow thing he does
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>>82685604
>a kike brings up being a kike
why does kitty hate to bring this up every fucking GotG issue?
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>>82683951
>Civil War II
Really? REALLY???
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>>82696454

Daily reminder that he took out Blackheart with it

BLACKHEART
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>>82692310
>>82692476
>Carol and Tony wasted, with bottles and glasses all over the ground, "What were we fighting about again?" "Ah, who cares! Gi' me another!"
Drawfags, get on it!
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>>82685604
You can't make a Bingo board of nothing but Free Spaces!
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>>82687152
If Sam is still Captain America, why does Steve still have a giant A on his head?
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>>82689866
Spencer said that he has his own opinion but at the same time is trying to reign Tony and Carol in to talk it out peacefully because he doesn’t want another Civil War, and seeing how Civil War ended for him (he noticed the destruction and civilians being the true casualties) it makes sense for him to think that way.

Steve just going pigheaded and taking a side won't help anyone so he's mostly trying to keep the shit from hitting the fan.
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>>82693345
A lot of the artwork was done while the CWII was still being written and Bendis said that somebof the covers aren't accurate portrayals of the teams, maybe he's with Tony ideologically and he's on Carol's side to keep an eye on what she does.

We know that an upcoming issue of Iron Man he is going to have a chat with Tony about the whole thing and the solicit made it seem like he was neutral there too, not to mention Bendis love the Tony/Steve friendship.
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>>82693810
Peter's too much of a moral fag to join Carol in my opinion. Hell, most the people he hired at Parker Industries are criminals and that's Slott-era Peter....It's a shame Slott-era Peter will be a perma Peter.
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>>82696454
It happened at one point, I can't remember who though, I think it was Doom. Regardless, he found out he couldn't use venom blast on him so I shit you not he got a new power. It was called Super Venom Blast and it worked.
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>>82692455
Characters actions. Realistically half of the people on Carol's team shouldn't be there.
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>>82683951
>616 Vision
>a heavy hitter
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>>82687747
>black vs black crime
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>>82687102
Source?
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>>82700449
>Super Venom Blast

Shit's like DBZ or Power Rangers or something. Man, fuck miles
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>>82700851
I wish I was making it up too.

>He got it because of "physical stress".
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>>82692348
>See crime is going to happen
>Use foreknowledge to be present at scene of crime
>Prevent it from happening

Why don't they just do that?
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>>82701007
It's a waste of resources. How many times have you said, "I wanna kill [insert person I hate]" The vast majority of the time those people are letting off steam. The cops would always be on a constant goose chase, meanwhile, someone will call the police with a legitimate emergency and they'd be busy hunting down the fake crime.
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>>82691538
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>>82701411
>Civil War II won't end in an interracial MFF threesome
This is why no one reads comics anymore.
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Remember how everyone complained about the first Civil War? That's going to look like Watchmen or some other well regarded epic next to this shit. As one of the few open Millar fans on /co/ I will be laughing my ass off. This is the crossover you deserve /co/.
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>>82701518

Google Sahara Knite. Plenty of Pak mff pr0n.
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>>82696454

>Miles called it his "Trademarked Venom Blast"
>no one has ever used that power
>ever
>no one says it every time it's used
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>>82701551
/co/ hates Civil War 1.
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>>82701655
Imma slap a bitch if this Whor wins this. What am I saying? She's gonna win, she has the power of wymen.
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>>82701717
Friendly reminder that Jessica's venom blast isn't a one hit KO. Making the power interesting and balanced.
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>>82690354
Missile to the tits really doesn't seem like it'd stop her. If she does I'm just going to ignore it until she is inevitably brought back because some other author who wanted to do a She-Hulk run is buttmad that Bendis killed our waifu
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>>82698798
Shit nigga, where have you been?
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>>82685604
Has anyone ever shown Bendis these kind of things?
I wonder if other people at Marvel play these kind of games.
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>>82699684
I prefer the first Civil War where Marvel editorial mandated Tony was right and so many of the writers were like, You fucking serious?, and then proceeded to do their own thing that largely painted Tony and his fascist ideals as a steaming pile of shit.

This one will probably be a similar mess but largely due to rushing the fuck out of it, which is always a good idea for major "the Marvel/DC/Whatever Universe will NEVER BE THE SAME" events. Dumbasses.
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>>82694807
>>82696265
>>82694573
Ghost Rider is not a character at the center of every event, no one cares if he has some bullshit move.
Spider-man and Spider jr are in everything and the bullshit is multiplied
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>>82701901

She's like practicing law in one of the previews!
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>>82694573
Doesn't even work against those that lack eyes or feel no remorse for those that they hurt. Still lost to Venom despite having fire powers. Ghost Rider is a fucking failure.
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>>82693625

well, his job saved him from that
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>>82686430
That's very Cap, mostly the lesson learning aspect of the mentality. It would be out of place and extra more warmonger-y, even for Cap standards, to allow another fiasco like the first Civil War.
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>>82696214
His specific way of dialogue? Bendis?
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>>82702663
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>>82694639

Magic is sentient metaphor. Therefore, it's only as powerful physically as it is powerful dramatically.
If you try to pull magic as a "deus ex machina" two things will happen

1) Spell will fizz out
2) The universe will deliver you dire consequences "down the line", something involving hot pokers and wet tentacles
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>>82692061
Quiet, Bendis
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>>82700967

he's a negro. He's got to have major electrical powers.

Duh
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>>82701865
>Making the power interesting and balanced.
Fuck off.
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>>82702663
Zombie Goliath shows up and shouts, "Really? Fucking REALLY? What is with you assholes?"

Then they calmly point out how hero vs hero events are entirely commonplace now, this is like their twelfth one, and also the economics of having a big movie tie-in with their comics. Then he says, "Oh," and drops dead again.

Twas Bendis killed the beast.
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>>82683951
Things wrong with Civil War 2:

First of all, this is not a superhero genre premise. This is a cyberpunk premise.
Minority Report - book, movie, series; Psycho-Pass - wasn't this a storyline in Dredd too? - and so on.

You want to make a superhero story, make one that BELONGS to superhero genre - Kingdom Come, Superman vs The Elite, final act of Dark Knight Returns, even first Civil War are great example of conflicts between heroes that MAKE SENSE within context of superhero genre.

Second, literally NOONE has argued, ever, that this concept is a GOOD thing in any art work using it. "Precrime" shit is always used as a metaphor for Dredd-level ultrafascism and police profiling.

One side is objectively right, the other is objectively wrong. Jesus shit, one side even has bunch of women and people of colour, the other is mostly white. You KNOW this is gonna be written for one side to be objectively right, at which point such event loses any semblance of sense (also what happened to first Civil War - but here, it's designed this way)

Third - okay, this is a big one.
Every single superhero shared universe has got one thing in common - fluid timelines.

Future very much can be changed, and it's very likely to change. Hell, that premise requires this.

Marvel universe contains one of the better known superhero stories about time travel - Days Of Future Past. By this logic, person that suggested existence of Mutant Registration Act should be arrested for causing a possible mutant genocide in an offshoot timeline. Except, here's the thing - wouldn't ALMOST ALL actions cause terrible consequences in SOME future due to butterfly effect? I'm sure there exists a timeline where Hulk rules the Earth with iron fist as a dictator - should he be arrested? In fact - what do you mean by "seeing future"? Why should SOME possible timelines be prioritized over the other?

Like, should you be arrested for carrying to term a child that will grow up to be a supervillain?
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>>82703076

>wanting an unstoppable I win button
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spoilers: ms marvels side wins based on their face being a woman alone.
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>>82706731
>Ms. Marvel
>ever winning
>ever

I don't know, could go either way just on her horrible track record for being a complete human tragedy alone.
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>>82707216

If she loses we might get best aka drunk carol again.
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>>82707433
Hopefully leading full circle in the Ms. Marvel movie with Drunk Carol versus Drunk Iron Man.

Will the world survive?
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>>82696721
Isn't Bill Foster's son involved somehow too?
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A whole bunch of characters I like are on Tony's side...I hate Stark, but love Daredevil, Star-Lord, Luke Cage, Herc, Black Panther and Deadpool. On the other hand, ANTS is on Carol's side and I'm generally inclined to believe any side supported by Peter Parker is probably the right one
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>>82685123
He had the chance to change the past in Avengers Forever, but he didn't because freedom.
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>>82710327
And second page.
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>>82695604

He is in physical strength. Im pretty sure he can solo She-Hulk another heavy hitte.
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>>82709035

They beat the shit out of each other, Tony takes a sudden trip into space, and then they go back to AA.
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>>82703076
>I-I don't wanna have a good story.
I-I wanna have a cool non gender binary s-super hero wh-who fights against da patriarchy and always wins b-because they're s-super cool and are are waaaaaaay more powerful than their enemy.

How the hell do you expect me to care for a character that has an instant win button? You know how it's gonna end so why bother picked up the book?
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>>82700967
>give me my father

I dunno what's more fantastical bullshit, the father thing or the super venom blast
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Why's Peter Quill participating? I remember when Dick Rider came to earth in the midst of the first Civil War and basically told Tony this is the stupidest shit and he doesn't want to get involved. I just assumed a fellow space bro would hold the same opinion. I may be completely off-base here because I haven't read a Marvel comic since siege (not counting Waid's Daredevil and that one run of Venom with Flash doing covert ops or whatever).
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>>82713563

BENDIS
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>>82683951
Fucking hell, first time I come back to /co/ in like a year and capeshit is at its worst again.
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>>82685003
Blue Marvel is supergenius science adventure Superman.
His younger son is a supergenius pre-crisis Lex Luthor.
His older son was a lost to the negative zone and became an extradimensional cosmic being of unimaginable power
His daughter is the new director of Project P.E.G.A.S.U.S.

He has this vast untapped backstory and all these great connections all across the Marvel Universe. He's Reed Richards with less baggage. I love that he's focusing so much on BM. Who else should he have spent his time on? New Power Man? Ms. America?
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>>82686824
I remember this amazing scene between Cyclops (I think Cyclops) and someone from anti-reg, and Scott went off about how mutants had been registered since the fucking MRA from like the 80s.
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>>82713563
Because of the MCU
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>>82713563
>in the midst
He actually didn't show up until after, in the midst of Civil war he was dealing with the fucking Annihilation Wave.
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>>82699403
ANTS?
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>>82683951
What the fuck is Peter doing on Carol's side? Doesn't he have a fucking reformed criminal on his payroll?
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>>82719077
One of Peter's main powers is the ability to feel what's about to happen and per-emptively neutralize or avoid the threat.

This is the exact same thing except on a wider scale.

Plus, what if someone saw that Uncle Ben was going to die and was able to stop it? How many Uncle Bens can Peter save with the help of Mr. I-Can-See-The-Future?
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>>82719189
Yeah but there's no way he can be completely okay with this. I mean, this is a very dangerous slippery slope here. You're talking about incarcerating technically innocent people here. It's only a matter of time before Peter watches someone get dragged away, crying and screaming "What did I do?!" Plus, this sounds like a very good way to create a supervillain origin story. "You people decided I was a criminal and locked me away despite having never committed a crime. All I did was follow your predictions." Or, shit, what if they arrest a little kid? Peter's heart would break.

God, this is eventually gonna amount to a hero trying to execute someone before they've even done anything due to how potentially dangerous he is, aren't they?
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>>82719189
Spider-sense only alerts him to potential dangers in his area and isn't even accurate or pinpoints what's triggering it. It doesn't tell him who's going to be guilty of what. There's countless times where it backfires on him or he misinterprets it.
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>>82719284
Is it just going to be a repeat of the first Civil War? Peter sides with Carol until he finds out she's taking the Minority Report stuff too far and then jumps ship to Tony.
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>>82719077

Peter has literally made deals to change history before. Why the fuck wouldn't he be on Carols side?
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>>82719360
Are you citing OMD as an accurate version of Peter Parker?
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>>82719347
I just can't see Peter sticking with that side for too long. It would eat away at his conscience like crazy. There are just so many ways things could go wrong.

And it would make more sense for Peter to approach the guy and try to talk it out rather than incarcerate them. Try to convince them not to do whatever they might end up doing in the future.
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>>82686949
Cover by Paulo Siquera

Coming this August
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>>82722450
>bumping thread from tenth page so you could shill
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>>82683951
>Cho Hulk
>on Tony's side
anyone else remember how his whole character arc started?
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>>82683951
>deadpool picks a side
what?
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>>82722606
Tony has money...wait isn't Peter rich as fuck nowadays?
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>>82702208
Well Millar was the one writing it in favor of Tony but he did say he also gave the pro-reg side some faults, like Clor for example.

He also mentioned how the whole thing was a cluster fuck and one of the most stressful things he had to do, and it's because some of the writers got extremely petty about it.

They didn’t just demonize Tony but they revealed plot point from the main story before said isdues containing those things came out and spoiled things without Millar's permission.
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>>82683951
Tony has MJ on his side. He wins.
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>I've been out of the loop on this I know nothing

Can someone sum up why?

>civil war had tony v cap, basically reg superpowers vs freedom to act

what caused this 2nd one to kick off?

it feels pointless because in less than a few years shit will be back to normal again, like how everyone important that died in civil war 1 came back already
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>>82723859
As explained a handful of times, the plot involves some Inhuman guy showing up who can see the future "with high accuracy". Carol's side wants to use this to stop people before they commit crimes while Tony's side thinks that's bullshit and immoral.
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>>82723992
well yeah thats pretty bullshit and immoral, what if he lying? being manipulated? what if hes just seeing a alt reality and not the current one or if him informing people of what happens makes it happen rather than giving it a chance to be different?

sounds stupid, Any obtuse reasons why sides are choosen besides friendships?
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>>82684134
It wouldn't be a Civil War sequel without characters being on the opposite side than the one that actually makes sense for their character up to that point.
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>>82724059
Not really, a lot of them seem nonsensical too. We haven't seen it yet but apparently everyone on Carol's side has conflicting views on how to use the guy and Tony's having different views on why they oppose it.
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>>82705216
Better yet, you're arrested by Capt. Dyke & co. for something you have no intention of doing.

How do you defend yourself? Hire a rival prophet to counter Ulysses's claims?
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>>82724202
>Capt. Dyke
Huh? Who?
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>>82701901
Why does lawyer lady hate due process?

Oh Bendis.
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>>82724224
She has the butchest of hairstyles & us drawn mannishly to cater to the tumblr/SJW crowd.
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>Seeing Bucky
I like Bucky. where can I read good Bucky Stories? I don't care about some stupid Bendis event aside from seeing him in two posts
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>>82724298
Brubaker Cap
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>>82724318
All 50 issues? because if it's got good steve, and good bucky, I'll read all of it. and if I like it, I'll buy fucking Omnibuses
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>>82724351
70 something I think. But yeah. His second Cap book was kinda shitty cause you could tell Bru just wanted to write Bucky but was only forced to do Cap cause of the first movie, but Winter Soldier was good too.

The whole Death of Captain America arc is GOAT tier. I should storytime the whole run one day, seems like people would be interested in it
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>>82724372
Ah, this goes to 50. It might just change in name slightly though
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>>82724400
After 50 it gets renumbered to 600. Then goes until 619 I think where it gets renamed Captain America & ______ where it's just a team up book. I think the first arc was Bucky, then a Widow arc, maybe a Hawkeye one too?
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>>82724430
>After 50 it gets renumbered to 600
Man, that's really confusing. Just like how Action Comics is going to be 957 again.
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>>82700784

Ganessa.

Try using the google button before you ask in the future though okay?
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>>82683951
Why are they even having another civil war? do they just not remember the mess the made last time and how pointless it was.
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>>82726041
Because... muh synergy with the movie.
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>>82726041
Also, they're trying to Cap Carol something resembling main stream recognition in time for her solo movie.
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>>82726041
>Marvel Heroes
>Ever learning of their past mistakes.
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>>82683951
We already saw Bendis low-ball She-Hulk in FCBD where she nearly got killed by a stray missile from Rhodey, so just watch as Luke Cage knocks out Blue Marvel and Star Lord one-shots Vision.
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>>82684953
I'd recommend reading him in Might Avengers and The Ultimates, Ewing has a pretty great handle on the character.
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Why is deadpool on Tony's side? He literally can not die too.
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>The mjaority of people that side with Carol are only there to stop her from doing something too crazy because of her grief over Rhodey
How's that?
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>>82726041
Well Stark brainwashed himself so he legitimately has no idea what happened during the Civil War or why it happened.
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>>82701655
Civil War Re-enactment variant for The Ultimates #8 by Mike McKone
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>>82726041
>Implying AvsX and World War Hulk didn't happened

Fighting each other is the norm for marvel superheroes.
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>>82684096
In which side is Gwenpool on?
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>>82729296
The most popular one of course.
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>>82688552
That reminds me, is real Thor going to be in this? Will he be taking a side? Whor is negligible.
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>>82730181
Where the hell is Thor these days?
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>>82683951
Whor deadpool, daredevil and star lord have plot armor
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>>82722606
He picked a side in the last Civil War too (Against Cable,) and interestingly enough his reasons for doing so are pretty consistent with his siding now - he basically told Nate that his future knowledge wasn't carte blanche to substitute his judgement for that of everyone elses
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>>82722561
We do, but Bendis likely doesn't remotely care.
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>>82730856
Some extra-dimensional aliens have captured him. He's locked in some kinda super-cell with Ultimate Mjolnir just slightly out of reach.
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>>82731770
Also, the gov't paid better...
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>>82683951

One side has Captain America.
The other side is wrong.
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>>82736560

Forgot to add:
We know Cap will lose; the Govt. always wins.
But Cap will always be right.
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>>82728330
Wade is supposedly going to flip flop according to Bendis, taking advantage of the craziness. In other words Bendis knows shit about DP and is just going to wing it.

>>82736628
Cap will have an opinion but he will be neutral and try to stop the conflict on a praceful manner. He is only with Carol to make sure she doesn’t go out of line.
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