Here's a random superhero http://superheroes.wikia.com

>NegaDuck
>superhero

>stan lee vs batman

What the fuck is Stan Lee gonna do? Show up as a cameo?

>>82672667
>Bicycle repair man
>Break all bikes around to gradually defeat him from exhaustion to only then deliver the final blow at his repair shop, all wrapping up the story arc known as Bikefall

>Storm
C-can I just shoot her?

>Ghost Rider
Any ideas how to defeat him?

>Fantastic Four
all four of them? fug

>>82672667
>Unlimited Class Wrestling Federation
fuck

>Azrael
Beyond gaining his trust to get close enough for the kill, I've got nothing.

>>82673527
Give him a mirror and reverse penance stare him


Anti oxygen powers

>>82673527
I don't know, shoot him in the face or something? Ask Frank Castle.

>>82672667
http://superheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Eggmen

Call trump, I need a wall.

>Mogo

Fuck.

>>82672667
>http://superheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Freder_Fredersen

Besides being in peak physical condition he's an average guy. Nothing my handgun can't handle.

>http://superheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Dead_Girl
Define kill.

http://superheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Puck
>an immortal manlet

What could I possibly do? Make fun of him until he kills himself?

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>Deadpool

FUCK SHIT

>Day 1
Acquire stark weapons
>Day 2
Borrow reeds life sustaining brain tank for a "science fair" project
>Day 3
Set the bait, dress a girl up as a skeleton
>Day 4
Get ready
>Day 5


Deadpool falls for the lady death trap, I cut his head off, remove his brain and put it in a tank were it'll keep him alive forever.

Therefore he can't regenerate because he's not dead

Works with all immortal characters

>http://superheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Yellowjacket_(Marvel)

>day 1
Study her movements
>day 2
get a gun
>day 3
murder her in her sleep

>>82673880
>Therefore he can't regenerate because he's not dead
Is this what happens to that old man from Ajin in the end or something?

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>>82672667
>Justice Society of America

>http://superheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Ghost_(Dark_Horse)
That's really elaborate description.

>>82672667
>http://superheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Wallflower
>Member of the New Mutants

She is a new mutant with a single line wiki description, she will be probably be dead already by the end of of my prep time.

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http://superheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Green_Lantern_%28Hal_Jordan%29

>Hal Jordan
Wasn't sure if I could take him at first, but I've got the perfect plan.

>Open a burger stand
>Advertise free burgers for superheros
>Poison his boiga

>>82672667
>Supreme

there is no hope unless i get superman to save me

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>Sam Wilson

>Rocket Racoon

Tough, since a shoot-out won't work and he's not really someone you can hang out with and earn the trust of in 4 days, also assuming he's even on earth.

I guess my best bet would be to get him drunk, then remind him of his past, as he threatens to beat me up (make sure he doesn't have a gun on him) I stab/shoot him.

>http://superheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Legion_of_Super-Heroes?useskin=oasis
JUST

>>82672667
>http://superheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Omnitrix

I... hit it with a rock? If Ben Tennyson's using it, it simply wouldn't work. Not unless I surprised him with a missile or something, and even then, it might not succeed.

>http://superheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Ricky_Fitness
Hit it with a rock.