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How about that homestuck webcomic
The one I'm currently reading and discussing on the board for comics and cartoons
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Hope you weren't attached to your favorite characters liveblogger.
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Hahah silly anon, mods don't allow things they dislike even if it's not breaking any rules!
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INTO THE TRASH ENJOY THE ***THREE*** DAY BAN, FAG
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If there's a problem with the site make sure the higher-ups become aware of it.

https://www.4chan.org/feedback
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>>82562056
it's one salty janitor actually
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Why the fuck did they trash the other thread? We were only 90 something post away from bump limit
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thanks mods
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>>82562127
Man I'm glad my edit is still popping up
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>>82562127
they got spooked
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>>82562011
Alright back to the comic now.
I wonder if the body is gonna be the new 'what pumpkin' kind of deal.
>>82562039
Of the trolls, I liked Sollux, karkat, kanaya, and Eridan in that order so i'm 3/4 right now
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>>82562167
Is this why Dave became gay? The cooties did it?
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What did he mean by this?
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>>82562223
He became gay because there WERE no cooties
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>>82562216
Well, one of them stays cool. So that's something at least, hopefully you stick it out to the end, the next bits are fantastic at the very least.
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>>82562256
He wants to put it in Jade, but he's not sure how to ask without making it awkward.
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>>82562162
it's a fantastic edit
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Was Poppop as big a child abuser as John is?
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>>82562216
Panic.png
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>>82562428
god i miss the shitstorm that came from this, i wish they were archived
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>>82562428
Remember that he is the most important character in homestuck
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>>82562428
Man, Gamzee was so shit from the outset that I ignored all the signs that he was going to go batshit on everyone.
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>>82562424
>Dad wasn't trying to hug John out of love for his father but in fear and long repressed actions of trying to be the best son to him as to not incur his wraith
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aaaand its done

http://nsfw-pj.tumblr.com/post/144018731974/
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Still think Hussie's insistence on pinning Eridan as irrevocably evil was assended retarded given what was shown incomic. Eridan's the result of Alternia's fuckended social system, groomed to be that way from his wriggling day. His moirail ditches him, he's left alone on his planet during the game and kills 50,000 or something angels.

Yet for as much as a desperate and arrogant douche as he was there were actually points where he had some softer bits to him, and even was grateful to Kanaya for encouraging him with his wwhite science wwand. Most of which was basically thrown in his face and made up as not being that important or as a 'joke' to play on him specifically. His plan was wrought by literally losing Hope in the situation itself, markedly made because Karkat kept a lid on everything before then. Aradia blew up, their victory was snatched from them, and a murderous psycho-dog was chasing them to kill. Eridan's never been shown to be very perceptive or smart, his plans were undoubtedly ridiculously retarded but in circumstances there wasn't much else for him to live for. Feferi never was going to be his, much the same as Eridan and Sollux were never going to have a healthy black romance either (the relationship he wanted more to be honest).

When the duel came up, and I still point this out, Sollux didn't DIE from fighting Eridan, and I don't believe he was aiming to kill Sollux either. Feferi wigging out and jumping at him I think was the straw that broke the camel's back with him, and after killing Feferi he undoubtedly saw Kanaya's movements for her own weapon. Kanaya, who earlier shat over him and his gratefulness to her for helping him. So, lacking hope in anything at that point, he fucked the Matriorb (fulfilling his genocidal theme) and killed Kanaya as well for good measure.

For a genocidal maniac bent on being as cartoonishly evil as he supposedly was, he didn't finish Sollux, or even Karkat who was in the same damn room and watched that all happen
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>>82562491
Where's the one comic where he's like TURN AROUND SHE'S A VAMPIRE
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>>82562514
Noice.
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>>82562514
But where's the one with hairy pits I asked for?
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>>82562514
The best poster on the entire board
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>>82562428
>terezi is gonna get merkd by the god of clouns
I for one cannot wait
>>82562502
>>82562509
I was so sure he'd remain a useless stoner and then eat shit inadvertently to save karkat or something god damn what a heel turn
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>>82562514
>cottoncandy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>82562428
Question towards people caught up:
Is this before or after Eridan fights Sollux and destroys the matronorb? I genuinely forget.
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>>82562605
oh goodie another fucking password prompt
I wonder what it could be this time
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>>82562514
based
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>>82562605
Welcome to SS13Stuck
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>>82562674
>I wonder what it could be this time
hehehehehaHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK
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>>82562514
how much for something in the style of THIC terezi but with John caught between Roxy and Terezi in a fucked up red/black threesome?
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>>82562671
It happens at the same time
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>>82562674
>I wonder what it could be this time
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>>82562674
Don't try to guess the passwords, they're retardedly easy (one in particular) and it's actually a MUCH later part of the comic.
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>>82562674
What level of irony are we at
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>>82562514
>>82562651

Cotton Candy was a good ship before John/Roxy made it obsolete
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>>82562711
>>82562840
I didn't get into the first one, its just annoying to know there's probably going to be this big huge reveal about it and the arm things, but its like, I know the shit is already coming so I don't even care, I don't actually feel any suspense about what the shit could mean since I've seen it so much already. Now I'm more annoyed than anything, could they seriously not have been their own pages or what?
>>82562842
>mfw
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>>82562912
Simply too many Nepetas. LE should really go on another killing spree.
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>>82562514
The boobs really are great and all, but I must admit I find myself enjoying how you did their hair in this and the last kitten underwear group shot. Good shit all round Angel.
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>>82562926
Why yes, they could! With NO ill effects, too. It's actually fucking baffling that he went that route when other time travel doesn't have to.
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>>82562926
>tfw no dad to leave you encouraging notes
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>>82562966
I didn't have a father figure growing up so this shit is really fucking with me emotionally right now. What a great fucking father, I'm so happy John had a loving family you don't even know
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>>82562966
I'm totally gonna do this if I ever have a little shit of my own.
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Is it worth it to take advice from /ic/ or are they just a bunch of cranky assholes? I can tell some of the things they see are worth listening to, but they act like there's only one way to do things and it's the most boring and soul-sucking way to learn art possible.

>>82562514
I didn't even know it was in progress but I'm glad I decided to come back one last time.

>>82562671
It is immediately after. Eridan absconds, Karkat freaks out, then contacts Gamzee to see if he's alright and realizes the cloun has lost it.
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>>82563039
Oh hey its actually a canon thing
Neat
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>>82563082
/ic/ is nothing but a bunch of idiots who suggest shitty art books like loomis to git gud. dont even bother with them desu senpai
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>>82563082
/ic/ is not the only way. There are other ways to learn. But listening to /ic/ WILL get you results.
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>>82563091
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>>82562596
but you didnt
send me two dollars and i will make that for you

>>82562740
oh man uh
thats like 3 and a half characters in a complicated pose and really detailed coloring
probs like $90 man. if thats too much i can do that in a simpler coloring style for 60 or cheaper for just a shaded sketch or lineart


>>82563082
/ic/ is sort of hit or miss
you have to keep in mind the majority of people there can't draw but there definitely is valuable information being passed around so its worth skimming and getting redlines occasionally
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>>82563082

if the advice is still like it was from back in the day theyre really short sighted and don't give much advice specific to your situation

like, drawing from references all the time really isn't a great way to learn, especially if you want to draw something like mspa
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>>82563276
how about in the vein of those davekat doodles or just the outlines like with that terezi 'not-xray' pic
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>>82563225
Oh shit I remember that video
God damn it all makes sense now

>>82563091
Also damn can this guy make some beautiful art
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>retcon was a last second attempt to infuse life into a dead comic with the kind of twists Hussie used to be famous for
>it just made things even worse and changed nothing
>Hussie didn't do the smart thing and build up to it and have password screens already there years ago, or a few littered around the present updates of the time that couldn't be solved until near the end of the comic

talk about lazy and lifeless
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>>82563339
Damn shame he ends up outsourcing all the art later
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>>82563383
The man died inside
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>>82563276
Yeah I pretty much just used /ic/ to download a bunch of art books and wrote off everything that is posted there as either shitposts or people pissed off at their inability to git gud.

>>82563297
I can draw stuff like sprite mode characters using pencil+paper just fine, but I've had a hell of a time making the transition to digital. Even after a week of just doing basic exercises with a tablet my lines still look like shit. I'm getting better though.

>>82563383
That's true. I love the fact that Caliborn is actually the one who drew that panel. It describes the ending perfectly.
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>>82563339
I mean the dreamself isn't technically dead anymore right? So that means....
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>>82563407
And who's fucking fault is that!?!?
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>>82563398
After everyone botched about fast and loose.

All he wanted to do was hammer home that rose was scratch's niece
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>>82563407
I seriously wonder if he wasn't some kind of adderall addict, it was/is a huge problem in college towns like Amherst

I can see him riding those for a few years before a massive crash and burn
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>>82563432
His dad's and the odd gentlemen and the half cunt vapid truth
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>>82563432
Rachel and her fucking eye rolls
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>>82563431
>they're making fun of dave's comics within the context of their conversations
Oh gosh this is so cute and on point for what friends do it's not even funny
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>>82563497
hahahah guess what that disappears forever :^)
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>>82563383
John first got his retcon powers on April 5th 2013.

That's hardly last minute.
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>>82563431
It's okay liveblogger, you can tell us what you think
go ahead
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>>82563518
John's a horrible brother with how much he screwed over his sister
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>>82563533
Given that two out of the three years since then were hiatuses it was
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>>82563518
They grew up enough to learn when to retire memes
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>>82562530

I dunno if this is pasta or what but it's mostly true. Vriska is AT MINIMUM just as much of a monster as Eridan...if for no other reason than she had all of Act 6 to accumulate more scenes where she's a huge bitch and faces no consequences
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>>82563497
Enjoy the last throws of life in the the comic, because we are approaching the death of all that is fun.
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>>82563497
Hey who's your favorite kid at this point
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>>82563276
im lying there was no request
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>>82563617
She said John
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>>82563398
you know, i honestly think the ending + A7 wouldn't have gone over so badly if he had done some of the art. like the kid shenanigans, fucking around playing soccer and having picnics would have been kinda sweet and endearing if it was done in the style of MSPA and had an accompanying bit of text sarcastically pointing out how it has no bearing to the plot, enjoy it assholes.
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>>82563573

>John's a horrible brother with how much he screwed his sister

fixed
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>>82563276
>>82563643
The J Jonah Jameson one I mean, not the guy requesting in spoilers.
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>>82563679
there's nowhere near enough prospit incest in this world
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>>82563659
It would have been, yeah. The soul left and died a looooooooooooooooooooooooong time ago.
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>>82563645
Terezi's pretty cute.
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>>82563718
It just doesn't have any weight to it unless it's Jade, though, the other three are completely 2% tepid milk boring

Strilondes are LOADED with incestuous overtones though
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>>82563429
oh yeah
/ic/ introduced me to that russian cite that had like every ghibli and animated feature art book in free downloadable scans
thanks /ic/, you're alright

>>82563310
oh for 3 characters? mm i'd say $15 for a drawing like this
just lines 10


>>82563643
>>82563695
my offer still stands
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>>82563775
>John
>2% tepid milk boring

The fuck did you just say?
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>>82563775
I don't know, I think Jane's uncomfortable sonlust adventures would be 120% adorable BECAUSE of how fucking vanilla she is. They are both massive prudes but you know. Bodies have urges.
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>>82563840
In terms of psychosexual weird shit, yeah man, he's boring and normal as hell
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>>82563518
>>82563598
Fuck you, I hated 5 at the start but I came around, I have mostly full faith its gonna be all good
>>82563543
Jadesprite is gonna go god tier and jack is gonna become a woman and kill himself for effectively becoming the queen
>>82563617
John>Dave>Rose=Jade
>>82563497
>dad/mom
I was blind but now I see
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Why was John so angry at Caliborn? He didn't personally do anything to him so why beat the living shit out of him?
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>>82563865
But he likes the have sex with the lights off in the missionary position
Solely for the purposes of procreation
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>>82563842

I could see Jane getting talked into sonlust by Roxy as part of a threeway.

Which is a scenario I enjoy thinking about quite a lot.
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>>82563930
>I have mostly full faith its gonna be all good

Well now you just made this whole thing sad.
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>>82563930
Only the pre entry prototyping affects the rings/underlings.
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>>82563941
Sickening
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>>82563930
Only first tier prototypings affect the enemies in the game, the second tier are just cosmetics. You don't see nanna or dave imps running around do you?
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>>82563788
So for a 3 panel comic that would run around $45 right?
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>>82563788
I would normally say $2 is a fucking STEAL that I couldn't pass up but I'm literally at maximum overdraft with not even food money left to use irresponsibly, so I'm sorry
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>>82563930
>I have mostly full faith its gonna be all good
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>>82563998
Its actually pre entry. Which is why jack can have princess tentacles
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act 6 act 1-3 rules

fuck you
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>>82563865
Isn't Jade pretty vanilla too though? Jake is probably the closest to being into weird shit.
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>>82563936
He realized that Caliborn is going to become Lord English, who is responsible for everything that happened to him and his friends.

>>82564023
>Not spending your last dollar on commissioned fetish porn
You can go hungry for a few weeks, right?
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>>82564066
Act 6 is a joke and we both know it
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>liveblogger will soon enter the jungle of retardation that is part 6
>she will become bitter and miserable about it, like all of us
It's not fair, its not right.

>>82564066
Part 6 has its moments all thorough it, but it just falls flat through the majority of its existance
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>>82563936
He was drawing davekat, he had it coming
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>>82563936
He took someone's handicrafts
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>>82563930
Actual spoiler for next few pages: I don't think there could be a sadder image to use for "I have mostly full faith its gonna be all good".
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>>82564037
>literally no artifacting at all
Delet this
SBaHJ do not deserve this slander.
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>>82563982
>>82563998
Dammit
>>82563930
I'm mirran those kicks sollux
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>>82564067
Jade is the kinda girl that appears normal at first glance but is a kinky bitch in bed.

And I mean literal bitch
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>>82564066
Honestly Homestuck is just a great thing from start to finish.
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>>82564123
it's cool, it's cool
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>>82564082
No I mean I LITERALLY WOULD DO THAT if there were a last dollar left
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Jane has fatherlust, not sonlust. She's into old guys with mustaches.
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>>82564139
unpopular homestuck opinion
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>>82563930
> Fuck you, I hated 5 at the start but I came around, I have mostly full faith its gonna be all good

Holy shit I can't wait until you get to act 7
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>>82564123
GIF artifacts look different than JPEG artifacts, they're more like dithering.
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>>82564123
That's GIF artifacting, it's different from JPEG artifacting but was done just as improperly as normal. Look at the colors that are supposed to be solids there.
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>>82564066
Not at all. It's all exposition and ground work with only a few good bits, and by the time it gets rolling, the fucking Jake Poon Express just rolls right the fuck over everything that isn't Caliborne's few shining moments.
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>>82564153
That was her son though. And his younger version looks EXACTLY like the only boy she ever loved, plus is into at least some of the shit she is.
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>>82564067
Jade's into the most fetishes out of all of them. She's a furry slut who canonically wanted to be knocked up, or at least expected to be.
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>>82564004
something like that yeah, i would make any bumper panels free, like things that would help the flow but not really warrant a whole new panel

>>82564023
oh gosh yeah now is not the time to pay for hairy homestuck girls
i saw on slickdeals you can get a free jersey mike sub for signing up for texts or something, if you're actually out of food money


>>82564082
anon no
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>>82564131
DAMMIT TEREZI AT LEAST BE CONSISTENT WITH YOUR DUMB BULLSHIT AND LICK THINGS
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>>82564165
>>82564173
Not good enough, I've seen it with more obvious and more SBaHJ aesthetics. Sort of like >>82564147
but channeling VLC on a toaster. It did shit like leave tails of movement like a win95 dialogue box getting dragged across a failing computer.
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>>82562011
>that fic where Vriska is an abusive moirail, and none of the trolls understand why Rose and Dave find it really creepy that she keeps hitting Karkat
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>>82564250
Terezi's poor investigative skills never sat well with me, that fixation with Vriska is a rather telling sign of the stupid shit her influence has on other characters. Shame as Vriska herself is at her best soon.
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>>82564250
Get ready for the best characters to die
F
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>act 7 only has 494,343 views
How many would it have had in the comic's prime? That view count seems pretty low.
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>>82564241
It would be, hairy is best. Yeah I'm actually rummaging through coupons and stuff, I think I'll be survivable after some humiliating phone calls to my retired parents.
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>>82564352
It's kind of weird since the website had seven million hits on 4/13
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>>82564352
Millions. If this had come out at peak 2011-2012, it'd have fucking strained Youtube for an hour.
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>>82564376
Naw, Youtube is mighty and well-distributed.
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>>82564362
You got a paypal? If you're in that much trouble I could send you a few bucks.
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>>82564250
>>82564340
ONE JOB
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>>82564241
I sent you an email
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>>82564481
sorry, only clowns get to stay characters who do nothing, they are VERY funny and very cool :o)
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>>82564481
all the disappointment's flooding back
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>>82564481
Equius has pretty hair
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>>82564481
>"so this is the part where best troll stands up for himself an-"
>oh
in retrospect, this should have been my first warning that he has no idea what character development is
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>>82564481
This fucking guy
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>>82564425
No I'm gonna be ok, keep your money. Buy porn from Angel. I'm just an idiot right now and in a couple weeks will be able to pay back whichever relative I wind up borrowing from.
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Remember the Homestuck movie?
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>>82564481
oh nooo
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>>82564566
He died as he lived.
Sweaty and inadequately aroused
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>>82564575
yeah it turned out really good compared to the comic, funny that
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>>82564481
>>82564566
>Set up everything to make it seem like Equius is going to have a huge moment and get some character development
>Do literally the opposite because LOL TROLL THE READER

Hussie is a fucking hack. He could have had Equius stand up to Gamzee but still get killed, and at least Equius would have died as something more than the sweaty horse-loving joke character.
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>>82564557
Equius was a joke character so we did not care that much, besides dream bubbles. HOW NAIVE WE WERE.
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>>82564566
You might say he's void of air
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>>82564575
ahem
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>>82564566
I found the best panel
Shame its like the complete opposite tone of the context, was it used earlier or am I just hight?
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>>82564657
It's from SBaHJ, I don't know if it was animated.
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>>82564557
>>82564630
>>82564626
But he got to be com e 1/3 1/2 of the ultimate bad guy
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>>82564657
FUCK OFF
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>>82563598
>>82564657
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>>82564693
Does LE have any Equius influence in him? Or any influence from AR or Gamzee for that matter?
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>>82564715
This scene is a literal plot hole. That car is there at some later point.
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Does anyone have that comic about terezi and dave having to do their fray motif in order to put dirks head back on?
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>>82564778
I like how that causally destroyed every other time power and rule we've seen prior

Hussie had zeeeeeeeero fucks left
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>>82564715
Isn't this the sort of thought process abusers normally have?
>>82564774
Sure it wasnt the one on lowas?
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>>82564572
Alright. Good luck.

>Buy porn from Angel.
If you say so. Hey Angel how much does a porn cost?
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>>82564854
Fuck off mate my 3tp needs porn before yours does
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>>82564767
He has the horses/ musclesand honking and his actual planning ability from equits gamzee and ar respectively
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>>82564767
Nah, beside being STRONG, most of their influence only appear in Doc Scratch.
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>>82564643
Jumanji isn't in SPACE though.
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>>82564843
The one John crashed on the Battlefield was a backup car that Dad kept in his wallet. The one below John's house on LOWAS is the car seen in Act 1
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>>82564843
You don't underatand. She was making him strong for troll society
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>>82564843
Yeah, the Vriska defense force was all over this one. You can find people to this day who claim this is her repenting and giving up her abusive ways, instead of just making a 8unch of l8me 8xcuses for killing some kids
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>>82564843
DAMMIT I DON'T WANT TO FEEL SYMPATHY AND EMPATHY FOR BEING A DUMBASS KID I WANT RIGHTEOUS VINDICATION FUCK
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>>82564933
I love how Vriska never stopped being a terrified and abuse little girl whose spider mother turned her into a sociopathic murderer, which she reveled in since that's all her life was, and hurt and ruined tons of other lives before being hailed a hero for it

Vriska is a fucking loser, she's broken inside, and she knows it
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>>82564843
Yes. Vriska is perfect and was only trying to help and do what was best for everyone else. It's THEIR fault that bad things happened because they just didn't try hard enough to succeed at doing what she wanted. It's like they were asking for her to slap them around, really.
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>>82564843
Vriska is my least favorite character. The Beforus trolls besides Meenah and Aranea are awful but at least we only had to deal with them for 10 minutes each.
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>>82565049
Aranea was a worse vriska
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>>82564999
Shit if vriska can figure it out maybe Rose can start fucking learning
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>>82565077
Yeah people don't realize how bad Aranea is until you are being an archive reader /doing a reread and try to slog through her UNENDING hamfisted exposition. She was much more bearable at the pace of updates.
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>>82564362
>>82564572
:0
on the house man
http://imgur.com/vT2eDpf

>>82564854
depends what you want mang

>>82564873
emailed you back btw

>>82564843
vriska is the worst character and always will be
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>>82565049
>implying mituna isn't the best beforus troll
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Shit is this a new liveblogger or the same guy who gave up however long ago?
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>>82565009
she'd totally make some sort of power grab in the new universe
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>>82565077
Aranea had the megalomaniacal tendencies but at least she never crippled and killed her friends and the plot punished her for trying to be important by never showing her again after that.
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>>82565128
>Rose
>learning
She aint having none of that shit unless it's learning to love her booze that is.
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>>82565128
By that metric Rose is as much of an F-grade player you can get and still 'pass'

I mean they all are, but damn what a bunch of fucking losers, they spent so much time haranguing over how much they didn't want the game to develop them they never developed
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>>82565175
Same girl. She decided to try to finish and enjoys 5 2
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>>82565145
Holy fuck you are the nicest! Now I just feel bad. I'll commission something real in the future I promise.
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>>82565145
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>>82564372
Are embedded views counted properly?
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>>82565195
>Caliborn was the only player who did his quest and beat his game roght and got the tiger without falling ass back words into it
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>>82565254
And yet he's hailed as eternally immature and unable to grow

Despite... growing
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>>82565173

Is it bad that I think Porrim was best Beforus troll?

They were all shitty in their own way, but at least she wasn't a total loser and was also super hot.
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>>82564372
>>82565228
The unique visits were much lower, with people viewing the site multiple times plus the fact that there are multiple ads that factor into that statistic.
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>>82565292
>feminist
>not a total loser
Wew
E
W
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>>82565145
Kinda hot in a wild girl kinda way desu
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>>82564824
I'm pretty sure that it was just supposed to be a visual representation of Terezi and Dave preventing the outcome, but okay
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>>82565292
Beforus trolls were all boring shit because instead of being based on loose and nearly primordial internet archetypes, they were all based very clearly and cleanly on modern internet groups and ideas with none of the charm that made you WANT to like assholes like Equius.
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>>82565322
Feminists are Beforus' MRA equivalents though
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>>82565254
Caliborn was legitimately the best player and when you think about it characer, sans John in the story.
Played fair. Won despite overwhelming and even impossible odds. Was willing to put himself on the line if it meant seizing victory.

The only thing he did """wrong""" was fucking with PS which to end him his sister did but way, way, way fucking worse.
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>>82565254
Caliborn is the real protagonist.
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>>82565292
They're all complete shit, but some have their appeal as rather fancy props.
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>>82565371
So... a total loser?
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>>82565274
>growing
He didn't really change at all, he was just consistently incredibly determined. Well, he did get better at accepting help and using people.
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>>82565342
look man when a whole comic keeps beating you over the head with "This is all predetermined and literally impossible to change without it killing you, time powers can never prevent things unless they were destined to" then seeing two scrubs casually bring a dude back to life with time powers sort of makes you ask what the fuck is even the point
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>>82565388
He turned into a giant skull man and was the most successful player in all of paradox space history

What is growth, then
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>>82565254
>accepts that he'll have to work harder than most people both because of his ridiculous session and his mental disabilities
>rises to the challenge without complaining
>all he really wanted to do was be an artist
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>>82565407
Terezi foresaw that Dirk's course of action was going to lead to his death, so Dave intervened. Terezi doesn't deal in timelines, but the consequences of potential actions.
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>>82565220
no worries man, if you do or dont
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>>82565387
Yes but not in the same way as human tumblr feminists
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>>82565224
What does this image convey?
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>>82565371
Porrim wasn't portrayed that way at all and you know it, that was the whole point of Kankri trying to shut her up with the "but women are in charge already 9lah 6lah" stuff
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Why is Caliborn even the villain? The only thing he ever did wrong was kill Calliope. Vriska killed a lot my people, and she's a "hero".
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>>82565145
Okay. How about.

Terezi pinning down Karkat and licking his face in some kind of blackrom lustgrapple. Karkat's got pants but no shirt, Terezi's got a shirt but no pants. Karkat's furious and futilely trying to flip her over.

Ballpark how much would that run me?
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>>82565443
He's essentially the same immature selfish asshole that started the journey, just a lot bigger and more powerful. Which is admittedly a certain kind growth, but I thought we were talking growth on a more personal, emotional level.
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>>82565453
Dude I saw Terezi and Dave both use musical aspect bullshit magic to make him come back from being slain, I'm just gonna assume Hussie got very lazy and didn't care anymore and went with whatever the boarders said was good and waved his hand
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>>82565388
He definitely grows, when he's introduced he's basically just edgy karkat
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>>82565388
>Well, he did get better at accepting help and using people.
Just because he didn't change into something you consider positive, doesn't mean it doesn't count as growth.
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>>82565485
Concern.
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>>82565443
he only turned into that after fusing with half a clown a strong sweaty troll and a gay teen
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>>82565476
No they're both the kind of people that no one admits to knowing on purpose.
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>>82565492
because caliborn was mean to hussie
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>>82565545
Is the concern loading like a Youtube video in Dave's eyes? I don't understand
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>>82565492
He destroys entire universes.
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>>82565386
>>82565292
>>82565173
>>82565049
I like the Beforus trolls a lot, actually. Before you jump down my throat for that opinion, lemme say why.

They're all players that played the game eons ago that've been trapped in there for what must feel like multiple eternities. They're all completely static people who lost their chance to become something more, who will never grow or change. That may seem like a shitty cop-out to not giving them characterization, but really, I don't think every story needs every character to be completely dynamic and fleshed out to work. The Beforus trolls got their short time shown, then were never given any more speaking lines again (except Meenah/Aranea, whatever). They're all helpful to their respective descendant either giving outright advice or warning signs as to what they should avoid becoming.

Where they mishandled? Well shit, yeah, but so was a lot of stuff in Act 6. Gotta take the good with the bad.
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>>82565582
Oh for fuck's sake come on

Here is the joke, here it is explained very clearly

He is concerned and his shades are reflecting a loading sign, because his thoughts are stuttering and buffering like a video failing to load

Dumb fuck go read a book
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>>82565466
Angel different anon, one day I'm going to commission you when I decide what I want, and when I get my car/teeth fixed.

and also get a paypal. I tried to get one but it refuses to recognize my card
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>>82565582
Sure, let's go with that.

If you want to be a sperg about it, the idea is it shows trouble processing what he's seeing, y'know like a youtube video.
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>>82565492
Killing Calliope wasn't even wrong really, it was the way his species works. One personality always dominates the other.
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>>82565466
>that real name
You're practically a canon kid Angel
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>>82565492
He hates Homestuck. That makes him the villain, see?
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>>82565595
Entire offscreen universes. What a failed antagonist.
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>>82565492
The most villainous thing he does is... defend himself from the protagonists who are trying to murder him before he becomes hitler
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>>82565607
>grow or change.
(vriska) grew (in size) and changed (in weight)
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>>82565494
for drawing quality like >>82563788
like $12
clean lineart and shading $25, full color $35
color like >>82562514 would be $50
do you want terezi in her awesome boxers?

>>82565636
hell yeah
i too need to get my car and teeth fixed. why is being an adult so expensive
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>>82565640
This is true, but it was still a screw up since he'll never mature properly and grow nice angel wings.
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>>82565595
The only universe we saw him inhabit was A2, and Slick destroyed that.
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>>82565621
>>82565637
I understand fully now.
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>>82565664
no shit

I never felt threat, danger, tension, ANYTHING from English, save one time, that being Jack mentioning him in the Intermission

Caliborn/English has never had a single pound of narrative weight to make me feel like he's a villain or a danger to anything but other people's feelings
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>>82565488
But when MRAs say that it's dumb because women aren't the majority of world leaders or anything like that. When Kankri says it he's actually right because the troll leader is always a tyrian-blooded female.
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>>82565607
Well I can appreciate that rational a bit, but as you said they were rather mishandled, especially when a couple of them start intruding on the main characters screen time when they're barely getting enough development as is.

I personally just hate that they take so much time away from an already bloated cast, but hey what can you do.
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>>82565640
Would the dreamself mechanic make it possible for them to both have their own bodies if they'd been willing to play the game cooperatively?
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>>82565664
>>82565699
>>82565714
Other thank Doc Scratch engineering the death of A2 for LE, yeah, we're only informed that he has destroyed other universes, which is pretty lame, but it does explain why he's considered worse than Vriska.
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>>82565751
Great question. Will never be explored.
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>>82565492
The chess game he plays with Calliope is pretty illustrative of what he's like. Even if he never killed anybody, he'd still be a vile person.

I honestly don't think anything else in the comic made me as furious as that sequence did, even Vriska's bullshit was less anger-inducing.
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>>82565716
And it'll never change
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>>82565128
These 2 get on surprisingly well
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Feferi ruined homestuck
Take her out, and you also take out the dream bubbles
No more Beforus trolls, no (Vriska), no Ring of Life, Calliope perma-dies, Lord English invades actual universes instead of bubbles, etc...
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>>82565775
but calliope was in the wrong there.
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>>82565775
Are you some kind of chess nerd or something?
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>>82565292

Better question: Did anyone one the meteor have sex with Porrim while traveling through the bubbles?

Did ALL of them?
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>>82565798
best girl
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>>82565798
Way better than Davekat
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>>82565654
Angelica is actually my middle name, and what i go by
pay no attention to paypal


>>82565802
i liked fereri
just removing the dream bubbles wouldve been fine
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>>82565798
It's a shame they basically never interact after this
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>>82565728
>they take so much time away from an already bloated cast
The lack of Dancestors wouldn't have given any more time to the main cast, it would have just made the comic shorter.
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>>82565607
I would've liked them if they hadn't been tumblr parodies. The parodies just got a little too specific and too political for my liking.
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>>82565798
not for long

>>82565784
we never did get to see what kind of nightmares happen if you directly ecto two trolls or a troll and a kid
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>>82565798
Aradia works well with everyone, you'll be happy to know she remains enjoyable throughout the whole comic.
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>>82565841
yeah but saying feferi ruined homestuck is the only way she'll ever be important
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>>82565798
I know the feel of waking up to having blood everywhere Doomed Dave
I know that feel too well
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>>82565689
Heh, yeah, boxers are fine. Let's do the $50 option. I'll send an e-mail.
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>>82565852
>if you directly ecto two trolls or a troll and a kid

And thankfully we never will
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>>82565841
>my middle name, and what i go by
Hey I do that too! I've never met another, it's so weird.
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>>82565654
What is it? June?

>>82565869
>btw ima grill
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>>82565775
Cheating at chess isn't really that evil
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>>82565895
>btw ima grill
maybe they just got stabbed in their sleep one time
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>>82565869
You got too real liveblogger
Too real too fast
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>>82565887
Had a friend who did it, but mostly because his first name was his dad's
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>>82565846
Debatable, given walkarounds likely took quite a bit of time to produce and Mennah/Aranea take a good deal of focus when their roles could have been filled by other characters from the cast we actually know.
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>>82565823
karkuck didn't. gamzee maybe and terezi was too caught up on him. dave didn't due to not liking being with more than 1 person.

rose and kanaya definitely did with rose drunkenly saying they should do this with her mom when they get to the new session
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>>82565933
That's what i thought lmao
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>>82565895
we've known that since they started
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>>82565869
Yo liveblogger, have you ever thought about livestreaming your reaction to any of the larger flashes? Or are you planning to stay completely anonymous?
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>>82565969
I know, it was more of a reflex
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>Andrew Hussie hates and has shut off all forms of communication with his fanbase
>Even though he's the one who wrote characters with shipping quadrants
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>>82565895
You must be a riot at parties
>>82565937
Meh
>>82565971
I aint about to have my face shitposted to hell and back whenever someone commits a ruse, I'll stick with anon
>>82565869
So is the time god all the doomed timeplayers get offered to the denizen?
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>weakest jack was the one with lord english powers

lmao
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>>82565882
awesome! i'll be out for an hour so just heads up i dont reply immediately

>>82565887
dislike my first name, my mom picked it out and i never met her
my dad always used my middle name anyway

>>82566036
we're all eagerly awaiting you hitting the end of act 5
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>>82566037
What makes him the weakest Jack?
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>>82566090
he got cucked hard
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>>82566036
What about like an audio only reaction
It would be pretty cool to hear your in-the-moment reaction instead of just your afterthoughts after a 13-minute long flash like [S] Cascade
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>>82566077
Am I nearing the end or am I still like 2/3rds in?
>>82566036
Didn't rose have some sassy shit to say about John panicking if he learned it was a bomb?
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>>82566090
He was useless jobber, Slick did better in the fight without any shitty rainbow magic.
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>>82565949

>rose and kanaya definitely did with rose drunkenly saying they should do this with her mom when they get to the new session
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>>82566090
Jack is opposed to LE and the Felt and hellbent on destroying all of them, then he gets mindraped by Cal into disfiguring himself and becoming just another soft puppety asshole doing the big man's bidding.
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>>82565949
Karkat didn't fuck her but he did put his head in her lap and she let him call her mom
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>>82565949
>rose and kanaya definitely did with rose drunkenly saying they should do this with her mom when they get to the new session
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>>82566173
that sounds like a pain in the ass so nah
sorry m8ty, if its the shit like everyone says it is just imagine rose unironically squeeing for an extended period of time
>>82566184
Damn John don't fuck around
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>>82566327
PAINC
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>>82566380
JUST END ONE OF THESE PLOTS FUCK
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>>82564566
I still don't believe that even with his boner for the blood spectrum Equius would allow himself to die when he was protecting his meowrail but here it is again reminding me of so
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>>82566322
Did we ever seen any couple that wasn't Mom/Dad interact?
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>>82566184
You're half way there.
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>>82566209
>doing the big man's bidding
How so? What was he doing at all? What was the fucking point of him?
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>>82565896
>>82565805
>>82565809
It's not that he cheats, because strictly technically he doesn't, and that's what makes him evil. Simply cheating would less despicable behaviour, because cheating is a rejection of the rules as of the social contract that enforces them. What Caliborn does is to abuse the social contract-- his ploy works because he manipulates the qualities that allow human beings (I know cherubs aren't humans, but they're human enough) to be more than savages. He abuses Calliope's goodwill, her willingness to compromise with him for the sake of their game, and the drive towards beauty, and then, despite all of that, demands that his win be considered legal because even though he has broken the meta rules that let people play games in the first place, he hasn't broken the rules of the game itself. It's the difference between someone breaking into your house to steal your shit and going bankrupt because your company's ceo ran your company into the ground and your were dowsnized out, your pension went to pay off corporate debt, and you can't pay the legal fees to try and do anything about it if crime even technically happened in the first place.

It's evil because to fight it you have to, yourself, break the social contract. It's evil because you have to lower yourself to its level to do anything about it. The chess game may be small, but it's clearly meant to be narratively indicative of caliborn's character in the same way killing ants with a magnifying glass is so often foreshadowing of the kid becoming a serial killer in later life.
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>>82566483
yes

and it was horrible
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>>82566262

I could buy that. I could also buy that causing her to hold him down and ride him into the sun.

Not much I can't buy when it comes to Porrim and sex, really
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>>82566380
hahahaha
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>>82566482
He thought Nepeta was relatively safe.
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>>82566482
In addition, Karkat ordered him to go after Gamzee without personally trying to pacify him which he then ends up doing anyway meaning both Equius and Nepeta died for nothing.
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>>82566446
I can't believe we're getting a showdown complete with harmonica and tumblefaygo
Also I can't believe I'm at a point wher I'm rooting for vriska
>>
Jade's whole character arc was entering sburb
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>>82566561
That is a very hot headcanon anon
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>>82566482
>>82566629
Epilogue please. Make things right.
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>>82566633
Don't worry, a better character kicks all 3 asses soon.
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>>82566633
worst update in act 5 coming up next
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>>82566633
>liveblogger becoming a spiderfag
What the fuck
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>>82566633
PFFFT
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>>82566677
Equius and Nepeta already had their resolution, it was even drawn by igpd
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>>82566673

I know. If I had more that two shiny nickels to rub together, I'd be commissioning Angel for that one. Alas.
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>>82566727
No! No es bueno!
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>>82566482
Didn't Arquius feel incredibly guilty when he saw Fefeta?
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>>82566677
I've given up hope of that happening, given they're currently bastardized sprites.
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>>82566753

>hating the best panel of homestuck
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>>82566775
Yeah, right before he made her blow up.
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Hey, liveblogger, have a look at this.

Hussie used to sometimes answer questions about the comic on his formspring. Here is probably the best collection of questions, other than the one where someone asks if Dave is short for David or John is short for Johnathan, and Hussie confirms that Sollux is short for Solluxander.
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>>82566690
Who's best girl? Why did you post a mannish subhuman scum sucking parasite with this post?
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>>82566704
When its a slightly more humanized and at least somewhat repentant spiderbitch vs Eridan 'Hope-Sploder' Ampora and HONK, its not a hard choice, at least vriska seems to be learning somewhat
>>82566719
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>>82566784
Horsecatska is cool but no, it still doesn't make things right.
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>>82566685
>Kanaya
>A character
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>>82566834
>Vriska seemed to learn something
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>82566533
Chess is a game of misdirection by nature. People don't play like computers. Masters of chess will make moves that distract their opponents and obscure some underlying strategy. Caliborn merely recognized this principle and was clever enough to devise a form of misdirection that would catch his sister.

Even though he was completely outmatched compared to Calliope in terms of conventional skills that make someone good at chess, he grokked the concept of a game far better than she did. There was no way for him to win without using his own strengths and talents, so why shouldn't he? Everyone deserves a fair shot at success.

Caliborn did nothing wrong.
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>>82566810
check this too
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>>82566810
>Your son fucking disgust me
That's some solid bantz right there
>>82566834
Best Girl NA
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>>82566795
I do wonder how the sprites will be approached, if at all, in the epilogue, given they're freaky powerful game constructs made up of multiple dead people. I just wanted a large walkaround and a flash to give even the forgotten characters some closure.
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>>82566966
Holy shit
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>>82566966
Hussie used to know how to handle shit
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>>82566995
FUCK
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>>82567050
F
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>>82567050
There it is. The EXACT panel, the one, where Homestuck died, because that was the day that updates stopped happening daily. Forever. For years. It was all over then.
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>>82567050
F
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>>82567050
They don't come back.
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>we didn't get gristmas sequences for the alpha kids
unarguably the worst sin of act 6
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>>82566533
Also he ate one of the pieces, which is not only evil but retarded
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>>82567050
F


>>82567027
tavros too
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>>82567050
F
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Reminder that Jack gets off scott free and gets to bone Ms. Paint.
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>>82567050
Oh right these guys are characters too
FUCK I AM SO MAD JOHN NEVER MET HIS DAD AND ITS FUCKING VRISKAS FAULT AGAIN GOD FUCKING DAMNMIT
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>>82567111
Death becomes meaningless. We never see Mom and Dad again, regardless of how much pointless backtracking through the afterlife with irrelevant joke-tier characters happens. Jack lives to the very end, suffers a minor fleshwound and gets his own little wife on the side.
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>>82567241
> ITS FUCKING VRISKAS FAULT AGAIN
Get used to that sentiment for the foreseeable future.
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>We never see Lord English get defeated because he never does, and he actually defeats the real villain, Vriska
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>>82567241
Oh shit
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>>82567050
>>82567105

last panel of homestuck
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>>82567105
What are you talking about, there were hiatuses before. There was a week long hiatus after robosmooch.
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>>82567433
Alright I'm gonna tap out for the night
See ya tomorrow nerds
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>>82567105
>>82567508
And sporadic updates were around until the Gigapause
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>>82567508
announced hiatuses are not the same thing as sporadic updates.
andrew missing days unannounced was uncharacteristic
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Best girl's day, post best girl.
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>>82567645
Not really. He would often miss days before a flash without announcing it. And why that page in particular? There's a week of daily updates after it.
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>>82567677
Is this best girl?
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>>82565507
Hes edgy karkat until the end dude
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>>82567722
> He would often miss days before a flash without announcing it
that's because he was working on a flash

> And why that page in particular?
he started dating
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>>82563930
>I have mostly full faith its gonna be all good
Act 6 is all of the bits of Act 5 you hated stretched out over a way longer runtime
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Best guy, coming through
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>>82567766
>he started dating
How would you know that? 2/19 seems like weird day for that. Valentine's day was five days prior, Hussie did a whole thing with Mindfang's journal, don't you think it would make sense for him to do that as a kind of flirting with his girlfriend?
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>>82567761
There are some key differences
>Karkat was eloquent and wordy with a tendency to form run-on sentences, whereas Caliborn uses blunt statements and sentence fragments
>Karkat wasn't a violent autistic guy
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>>82566834
>vriska seems to be learning somewhat
Poor innocent liveblogger-chan
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I just realized that as much as I've seen tumblr complain about racism and ableism and lgbt issues in Homestuck, I have never seen anyone claim to be offended or triggered by Caliborn
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Hey kids! Don't forget to use protection while using your smuppets!
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>>82564199
>canonically wanted to be knocked up

Citation needed.
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>>82568639
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005076
here you go senpai
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what do god tier lords look like
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>>82564626
this still pisses me off to this day

All the build up to nothing like that was so disappointing. Kind of like the ending.
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>>82568768
Like Caliborn? Obviously?
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>>82568768
caliborn
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mind = blown
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It's that time again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaJsqJ_oV2g
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what do god tier gents look like
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>>82568590
>implying there are people who own smuppets that don't
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>>82568892
>tfw nothing will EVER make me feel engaged the way Homestuck in its prime did
I should really off myself
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>>82568893
serviceable
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>>82568951
At its best, Homestuck is completely in a class of its own.
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>>82569126
Hussie hit true gold, he was just too weak to actually see it through

It's sad
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>>82568893
I'd imagine it would be something like a tailcoat suit, but without the split in the top's front and without an undershirt.
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>>82562162
I was the one who mspa'd them, thanks for adding colour brah, nice touch
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>>82568885
>no buldge
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>>82568892
>You will never be this pathetic
feels good man
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>>82568724
Thanks familia, forgot about that
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>>82568892
I've only been here since late 2013 and this still hit me.
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>>82568892
>doesnt have the aspect blanket
nerd
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>>82568892
did she attach a fuckin dave magnet to her laptop
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>>82568951
There was nothing like it. And unfortunately it became unlike itself in the end.

I hope Hussie keeps making things. He used to have such a unique style and I'd like to see him tap into that again.
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>>82569616
Why else would she be looking sad as shit?
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>>82568892
Is that fanart of Bro fucking Dave against a wall in the background?
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I hope liveblogger gets hideously depressed when it's over. I would be so annoyed if they finish up, wipe their hands and just leave. I want them to rot like us.
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>>82569830
No he's carrying him to bed you sick fuck
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>>82569651
people started printing out baby dave and sticking them to things in like 2013
im sure its paper
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>>82569831
>implying she won't ragequit by openbound
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>>82569830
psh, what!?
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>>82569858
Bro is an abuser, he would not do this!
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>>82569944
Bro did nothing wrong. He was just trying to prepare Dave for the dangers of Sburb while also trying to resist the mind control of Lil Cal
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>>82569858
I wonder if bro even had emotions by the time homestuck started. all that exposure to cal and all, it's a very different deal from the mom situation.

wait, why did bro and cal fight bec noir anyway? I know by virtue of causality, lord english already exists etc., but what if he won and beat bec, making it so they never had to scratch? I guess lil cal was just driving bro to his death to tie up a loose thread or something
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>>82570090
he can't influence people wearing shades, right
or is it just the power inside the stiller shades
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>>82570090
What I want to know is WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WHITE QUEEN
SHE COULD HAVE SAVED EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING
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>>82570090
>but what if he won and beat bec, making it so they never had to scratch?
Then that's a doomed timeline.
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>>82570434
but then what happens to lil cal? he's already doc scratch so he's not an empty vessel. I know it's pointless to debate because jujus and doomed timelines in general are bullshit when moored in causality, but the autistmo part of my brain wants to debate it
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>the single most important item in homestuck is the crowbar.
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>>82570712
It's the bunny.
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So did Gamzee have anything resembling emotions or a personally after murderstuck?
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>>82570712
>>82570749
No it's Lil Cal.
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hey karezi guy, we're good to go
also this picture is hilarious where did it even come from i dont remember saving this
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>>82570749
>>82570784
the crowbar propagates the majority of plot threads
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>>82570712
no the most important item is a tiny house
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>>82570827
The bunny lets Jack ascend.
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>>82570838
they were only able to use it because caliborn used the crowbar to get to the point where it becomes relevant, same with cal

>>82570856
the armed bunny only exists because the universe it was created in is the result of causal loops propagated by the crowbar
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>>82570958
I know it's pointless because of the timeloops but it's still pretty cool that homestuck's story revolves around items with magical properties, and it all leads back to a fucking crowbar
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>>82570827
>>82570856
>>82570958
Lil Cal inadvertently sets in motion all of the events of Homestuck.
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>>82571021
is the crowbar magical, or is it that special kind of not special at all that makes it kill special things
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>>82571029
because of lord english seeding himself all over the timeline, it's pretty redundant but yeah, lil cal is omnipresent and ties it all together, the crowbar and house juju are just as important to keep it stable, but cal is definitely the big man, the rest of the items are just his tools.
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>>82570413
Yeah what the fuck? The White Queen willingly giving up her power is more what contributed to fucking over the B1 session than anything else. She totally tipped the scales.
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How badly do you want the epilogue?
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Who is the biggest cuck in Homestuck?

Hard mode: No Karkat or MSPA Reader
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>>82571354
White King
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>>82571349
Not as badly as I want the game.
I just got on the fucking ride, I don't want it to be over.
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>>82571354
>Hard mode: No Karkat or MSPA Reader

But the correct answer is MSPA Reader, because we all loved Homstuck, and then we watched as it got fucked.
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Eddie Morton is the best Homestuck music contributor.

Prove me wrong.
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Fun fact, prototyped jack noir is only ever referred to as 'Bec Noir' in the recaps.
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>>82571349
I had a dream last night where the first part of it was posted

It was actually a flashback and Doc Scratch was involved somehow

I don't really remember the details
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>>82571349
I want Act 8. I still have hope and that's what keeps me going. Because I'm dumb.
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>>82571354
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

>you will never be (Vriska)
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>>82571466
is that even a fucking challenge?
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>>82571481
You're right. You're incredibly dumb.

Even if Act 8 were to happen, Homestuck died a long time ago.
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>>82571551
>bottom panel
>literally all of Homestuck
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>>82571190
The white side is destined to lose and also their main aim is propagation, the black side is destined to win and also their main aim is destruction. WQ abdicated her throne in order to give PM the ability to retrieve and deliver John's birthday present, thereby assisting their timeline to run as planned with their propagation of a new universe. Also the whites lost because of this but PREDETERMINATION.
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>>82571551
Everytime I read this it cracks me up
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>>82571476
That's not true. Recap 1 is where the name Jackspers Noirlecrow comes from.
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>>82571654
examples that prove me wrong?
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>>82571617
>PREDETERMINATION

if I never see that for a plot again it'll be too soon

what a shitty lazy crutch
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>>82571480
i had a dream it was imageless exposition about endgame ships
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>>82571715
It's like when a child asks their parent too many questions in a row and the answer becomes BECAUSE I SAID SO. IT JUST IS. END OF STORY.
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>>82571654
Remember when Jackspers had personality and mysterious motives before he turned into Bec Noir and became a mindless beast with only a dog meme personality trait
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>>82571750
remember when homestuck was good
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KARKAT WAS A FUCKING PAGE ALL ALONG
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>>82571693
Go crtl-F Bec Noir on each recap. No results for recaps 1 and 2, and the first result on recap 3 is describing his creation. Before that it's only Jack, or Jackspers Noirlecrow once right at the end of recap 1.
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>>82571750
Jack was so fucking menacing from start to ascent, he just kept getting more sinister

We never needed English, or the Empress, anyone, he did it all just fine
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>>82571796
Pages start out shitty and end up awesome
Karkat started out awesome and ended up shitty
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>>82571810
all 6 are in the scratch recap, how does this prove me wrong?

>Fun fact, prototyped jack noir is only ever referred to as 'Bec Noir' in the recaps.

he isn't referred to as such anywhere else in-comic
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>>82571856
same with Dave

we solved the fucking Knight equation

conclusion: don't be a Knight
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>>82571812
Indeed. The fact that Jack was able to kill anyone in a single moment at any time was more of a HE IS ALREADY HERE than Lord English. His deterioration as a villain was one of the worst parts of the comic. Act 5 had some issues, that's for certain, but he made 5.2 incredibly tense. Fuck you, Hussie.
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>>82571882
Knights are an active class, so they exhaust all their material quickly. In the meanwhile Pages get amazing later on, like Tavros and Jake.


Oh wait
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>>82571750
Oh please. Bec Noir terrified people when he first came around. His transformation in Jade: Enter is the biggest oh shit moment in the comic. He only really lost his appeal in act 6 when he basically dropped out of the comic.

And come on man, "dog meme personality trait" ? You can do better than that.
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How badass was Latula before she became GameGlr?
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>>82571878
Oh. You made it sound like "in the recaps, Jack is only referred to as Bec Noir".
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I'm more or less finished with that corey drawing from earlier if ya'll peeps want to see it.
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So where did the whole "Jade's a slut for getting pregnant" meme come from?
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>>82571921
jake ends up soloing caliborn and tavros went maximum friendleader and got a massive army. i think thats pretty awesome
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>>82571878
Ahhhh, I get it. Sorry, unclear language.

But yeah, Bec Noir is a name Hussie came up with, the characters never stopped calling him Jack.
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>>82571979
breeding duties
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>>82571979
waifufags and davejade shippers
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>>82571920
Tell me about it. He had all this rage, this carnage, this absolute power NO SESSION had ever given, all of it off rails, and then suddenly he... flies for three years and then calms down.

I think one of the biggest mistakes was using villains not part of the game. Jack was part of the game. He was VERY intimately connected to the kids, their actions, their choices, he was born from their session and empowered by it, he looked simple and stylish AND he had background through Slick.

I think Hussie hated that everyone guessed that English =Jack and he changed it, and threw in a bunch of other villains who never went anywhere.
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>>82571972
Yes post it

>>82571979
>meme
It's not a meme it's just a fact
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>>82572017
yeah fair enough, it's like the whole 'union jack' deal.
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>>82572038
>I think Hussie hated that everyone guessed that English =Jack and he changed it,
I don't personally think so. I think he just lost control of the story and kept introducing new villains and new conflicts, not knowing when would be a good time to finally end it all.
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>>82571921
>Tavros

Raising the ghost army was actually pretty good for him, Breath has a lot of associations to leadership/motivation/direction, and it was a cool allegory to the Summoner (Rogue of Breath) telling Mindfang to fuck right off and raising up all the lower castes to revolution against highblood tyranny.

>Jake

>IT SEEMS THAT HOPE POWER IS OVERWHELMING.
>EVEN TO THE CLOCKWORK MANJUNK. IT LOOKED LIKE I THOUGHT I COULD USE MY RAINBOW SEIZURE FIELD TO OVERPOWER HIS MASSIVE GAY HOPE BUBBLE. ALAS. IT WAS MY PERFECTLY JUSTIFIED HUBRIS WHICH BIT ME IN THE ASS, IN THE END. EVEN THOUGH I'M SURE I MUST HAVE KNOWN THIS OUTCOME WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. (IT CAN STILL BE WORTH IT TO GET OWNED. IF IT MEANS HAVING A LOT OF SELF ESTEEMED HUBRIS ABOUT YOURSELF.)

>AND SO, THE ENGLISH BOY DEALS ME MY FIRST DEFEAT EVER, SINCE ASCENDING AS AN INVINCIBLE TECHNICOLOR TIME KID.

>I GET DUNKED AS FUCK.
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>>82571952
>And come on man, "dog meme personality trait" ? You can do better than that.
Hussie can't.
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>>82572038
people say that homestuck should have followed a normal sburb session. that's bullshit. their session was fucked immediately and it was great, noir was a brilliant villain as a wildcard constant, and the plot point of a first guardian prototyping is fucking huge.

BUT NOOOOO, WE NEED SUMMADAT ROMDRAMA AND SPOOKY BILLIARDS MAN.
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>>82571979
RTFC
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>>82572044

I was initially going to draw her pants, but they feel kind of superfluous now. And I also feel like I should add an extra panel clearly communicated that her arms are bound, since I fear most people will have trouble reading the intent. what do you guys think?
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>>82572082
I dunno man. It just feels too much like he changed his mind somewhere during Act 5 and went with that, when it really really really felt like English would just end up being the ultra-Jack that the kids and trolls made. Like, I can even bet that the Union Jack plot was scraps from that original idea, as was making Bec Noir fly for all those years to neatly keep him out of the way.
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>>82572111
>draw her pants
On the floor, I mean.
should clarify.
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>>82571920
>>82572038
Exactly. Jack was a legitimate threat to the heroes - in both sessions - which allowed Hussie to create legitimate tension and drama. On the other hand, LE never did shit to the heroes. He fucked up a bunch of ghosts, yay. The worst bit is that Dave EXPLICITLY POINTS THIS OUT, but it never actually gets addressed.
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>>82572108
People didn't want them to follow a normal session. What people wanted was for them to TRY TO follow a normal session, and managing to scrape it together with help from the trolls and r-kids as was predicted way back. Instead they just all fucked off to the English plot.
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>>82572142
I hate to say it man, but this really feels like you're STILL mad that your theory turned out to be wrong.
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>>82572149
Even worse(r), death meant nothing. At all. Dying does nothing, and means nothing. The weight just fucking WHOOSHED out.

>>82572212
What theory?
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>>82572095
Damn, good point. I didn't think that one completely through when I wrote it. But still, as characters Jake didn't really do much in the end and Tavros just kind of disappeared.
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>>82571979
Real talk:
Jade is in charge of repopulation duties for the humans AND breeding duties. Even in her first conversation with Kanaya her mind immediately went to fucking and making babies when Kanaya said breeding duties. Before this, she admitted to Eridan she spent a lot of time thinking she was going to get pregnant. She also is implicitly into yiffing.

All that adds up to Jade being more or less the designated "I want to have babies" character.
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>>82572230
The dream bubbles were a mistake. They would have been all right if they stuck to the original concept, as detailed here:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005389

But instead they became a major focus of the story, and consequently removed all tension from it
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>>82572187
Eh. At the end of the day, they did finish a session. What a lot of people forget is that Sburb is actually kind of trivial. It's a lot of grinding and simple puzzles.

Remember, even after prototyping Bec and giving all the monsters a huge power boost, John could still solo what was supposed to be the hardest possible rush of monsters after starting the Scratch. The trolls prototyped a psychic monstrosity, only got 1 god tier, and still managed to win.
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>>82572038
>I think Hussie hated that everyone guessed that English =Jack and he changed it, and threw in a bunch of other villains who never went anywhere.
Hussie said LE's design was what it was before the Intermission even happened.
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>>82572111
Who is this? What is this?
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>>82572339
I'm fine with the bubbles. I liked it at first when death seemed to sentence you to hell with the horrorterrors. I'm not fine with them being a boring playground for abandoned characters that we waste literal and narrative years on, rendering all death nothing more than being sent to gay baby jail.

>>82572388
That could have still ended up Jack, easy.
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>>82572388
Hussie said a lot of things.
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>>82572298
98% of the cast did nothing and went nowhere in the end. That's what happens when you have 151 characters to choose from but decide to grind your Vriskazard to Lv.100 and solo sweep the elite four.
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>>82572111
I think it's fine as it is desu senpai
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>>82572421
Again, I was down with them being the way Aradia made them out to be in that conversation. It actually fit in with the meta stuff quite nicely; they were DAOOTS, but they still existed in our collective fan-consciousness.

But then Hussie fucked it up by having them actually interact with, and eventually become the arguable focus of, the main plot.
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If you had to say, off the top of your head, what was the single best character interaction/dialogue?
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>>82572335
And there's the fact she's visibly pregnant in act 7.
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>>82572498
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002233
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>>82572486
I could have dug that too, yeah. Finding out the afterlife for everyone in existence is an eternal dream through infinite space is kind of sweet and horrifying. The story elements just felt so strained and jumbled by then.
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>>82572095
>I GET DUNKED AS FUCK.
How nice of Toby "Skeleton Lover" Fox to let Hussie put that clear Undertale reference in his comic.
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>>82572498
Tavros's first attempt to troll Dave.
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>>82572553
It was even nicer letting him use the Sans fight song "MegaManMania" in one of his flashes!
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>>82572553
(incorrectly) assuming this isn't bait, that update was six months before undertale came out
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>>82566036
So can anyone explain what Tavros is even doing here
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>>82572553
What a twist, that in Homestuck it's the skeleton getting dunked on and the human is the one doing the dunking
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>>82572498
Caliborn and the narrative prompt.
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>>82572628
Masturbating
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>>82572628
He wanted to rap battle Dave.
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>>82572628
sick fires
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>>82572516
Where
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Where did Hussie's fascination with rap battles come from?
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>>82572467
thanks
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>>82572683
Who knows. MTV probably
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>>82572681
Act 7. Pay attention to the flash again. There's a reason all the davekat shippers realized their shit was sunk.
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>>82572498
Karkat's first log with John from his POV, where he goes off on the massive spiel about how retarded humans are and he's our god, but it's the final log from John's POV so he's like "hi buddy how's it going my friend!!!"

All of the early Johnkat logs were solid gold, really.
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>>82572683
Probably tauhid. I saw a rap battle or two on the street, and it's a pretty unique experience.

narratively it could be pretty fun I suppose. AIDS was alright
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>>82572553
I can't believe Toby let Hussie put an Undertale-inspired game in the comic without crediting him!
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>>82572553
I'm pretty sure 'get dunked on' had been an in-joke between Toby and Hussie and Ryan for a few years by that point
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>>82572737
the nerve!
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>>82572711
Doesn't look too pregnant to me senapi
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>>82572741
Is Hussie still friends with Toby and Ryan?
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>>82572814
>posting an edit

Nice bait
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>>82572816
Yes
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>>82571955
not very. She was just a coddled pre-teen insecure about her lack of smell since Beforus treated it like a debilitating handicap and treated her like an invalid. Going full radical was her way of overcompensating.
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>>82572814
I'm glad act 7 gave all the girls boobs
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>>82572498
>AT: cAUSE i'M YOUR BULLY, aND YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE,
>AT: yOU THINK YOU'RE IN CHARGE BUT YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE,
>AT: i'M IN CHARGE, cAUSE i'M CHARGING IN,
>AT: yOUR CHINASHOP,
>AT: bREAKING, uH, yOUR PLATES AND STUFF, WHICH i DON'T REALLY KNOW,
>AT: wHAT THE PLATES ARE SUPPOSED TO REPRESENT, bUT,
>AT: (fUCK,)
>AT: iT'S JUST THAT YOU THINK YOU ARE THE COCK OF THE WALK'S HOT SHIT
>AT: bUT WHEN IN FACT YOU ARE NOT, mORE LIKE YOU ARE,
>AT: sOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH THE COCK OF THE WALK'S HOT SHIT,
>AT: bUT IS SO MUCH WORSE THAN THE COCK'S SHIT,
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>>82572814
>picnic basket is facing dave and jade
>karkat frowning and not partaking in the drink, while dave and jade are smiling and sharing sodas


SUNK
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>>82572814
>NO I WILL NOT SMILE. THIS ENDING WAS COMPLETE COCKSHIT DOWN A FRESH-WASHED WINDOW PANE AND YOU KNOW IT. WHICH OF YOU AM I EVEN FUCKING?! *ARE* WE FUCKING? IS THIS PALE? PLATONIC? THREESOME? IS THE TAB SPIKED?
>at least we're alive and not being ground to death under green dick! :D
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>>82571480
>>82571730
>epilogue is when LE first goes back in time to meet Doc Scratch
>Doc is telling him about their plans but gets off-track talking about who ends up with you
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>>82572816
nah the gangbunch has been obliterated ever since the kickstarter, and the mspa team is all but dissolved.

toby's only doing the music for hiveswap so hussie won't have a hissyfit about the whole undermeme ordeal.
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>>82572741
i used dunked and dunked on for a while
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>>82571955
reminder that girls can game too!
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>>82571061
it's a magic juju breaker, and a juju itself. so at the very least it's magical inasmuch as it's indestructible and has no origin point.
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>>82572926
>getting dunked on has been a common saying for a while
>bad time is south park meme from over a decade ago
>both of these things will now be forever interpreted as undertale references
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>>82571061
pries shit out of causal loops and nullifies passive time abilities

basically prince of time; the weapon
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>>82572885
So what is he even doing there
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>>82573014
Dave manages his stock portfolio, they're discussing that.
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>>82573014
Resenting the fact that he didn't get eaten by lava whilst unconcious and now he has to live in the bullshit new universe while all of his friends pair off and fuck each other and he gets nothing.
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nana is LE
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I can't believe Hussie put in this blatant Undertale reference!
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>>82573081
I still like that Undertale took a massive nasty shit all over Homestuck when it comes to the sort of philosophy it presents in its writing and actions
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>>82573067
C O N F I R M E D
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>>82573014
getting cucked
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>>82573081
I took that as a tacit admission on Hussie's part that Toby had surpassed him in every way
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>>82573081
this is going to make archive readers even more 'amazed' at how relevant and topical homestuck managed to stay throughout it's run.

fucking, how many references in homestuck were posted within at least a month of their popularity?
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>>82573104
how so?
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>>82573113
But how can he be getting cucked when he and Dave never happened
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>>82573129
All the ICP shit, I guess.
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>>82573134
Undertale offers the philosophy of letting violence be a second choice, and try talking first. Homestuck is basically just relentless, soulless, utter violence as the #1 answer to much of everything for all 7 years. Little is solved by talking or appealing to character traits. Life is cheap, death means nothing, your self and actions mean nothing to the timeline.
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>>82573129
Homestuck's reference game was better when it didn't try to be topical. Con Air was more than ten years old when HS launched (next year it'll be *twenty*). I think the newest film referenced in Homestuck pre-Act 6 (not made by Hussie) was the 2004 Starsky & Hutch movie. Since the references were already dated when they were made, this ironically made them kind of timeless.
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>>82573208
>your self and actions mean nothing to the timeline.
that's true though. I wouldn't even call it nihilist.
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>>82573220
>(not made by Hussie)
That was from a previous revision of the post where I said "the newest work of pop culture (not made by Hussie)", which I modified after I remembered the ICP shit. It shouldn't be there. Whoops.
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>>82573208
Homestuck is a funny comic about a series of time paradoxes, not a meta analysis of what makes people do certain things in video games
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>>82573014
To complete the symbolism.
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>>82573220
This. By having outdated memes, references, and things absolutely nobody would get, you paradoxically guarantee everyone will get them.
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>>82573247
There's no reason it can't be both, and Homestuck did try to be. It just failed at it.
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remember that news story about the WoW kid who saved his sister from a bear by feigning death?

imagine an undertale kid did the same with trying to talk to the bear.
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>>82573220
one of the earliest updates was john admiring his Failure to Launch (2006) poster
i get your point, but be accurate
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>>82573230
Not really the topic. I just mean within the context of the two works. It pounds into you that you're meaningless, save for your 'ultimate self', and nothing you do has ANY meaning. Undertale made a point of making the collective experience into a commentary of its own, and said it was meaningful, ever with a million timelines. Homestuck almost began to feel like it had a cold hatred for the life of its characters by the end.
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today I will remind them
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>>82573286
OK, but that's still a then-three-year-old movie that absolutely no one remembered.
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>>82573208
Uh no. You're comparing apples and oranges dude. Homestuck's overall meaning has nothing to do with pacifism and that isn't a bad thing.
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>>82573295
Doesn't Bowman hate Homestuck now? He didn't even acknowledge it ended.
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>>82573261
is this thing still around
what was it again
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>>82573327
Doesn't everyone hate homestuck now
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>>82573327
removed half his homestuck vids and unlisted the other half. he's moved on.

I honestly don't think we'll ever hear of him again unless you actively persue his solo career. that sounds really obvious but you get what I mean
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>>82573327
I don't think he hates it. I think like with 90% of the people who worked on Homestuck, they forgot about it and used it as a cheap portfolio piece to move on to something worthwhile.
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>>82573327
>He didn't even acknowledge it ended.
barely anyone did
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>>82573208
>Homestuck is basically just relentless, soulless, utter violence as the #1 answer to much of everything for all 7 years

>the best Sburb player was Tavros, who went through nearly the whole thing without fighting
>fighting the Denizens is the opposite of what you're meant to do
>the best solution to Bec Noir wasn't killing him, it was having Jade keep him in line.
>final boss is impervious to harm, the whole goal was to find a way to bypass him entirely, which they did
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>>82573327
Bowman is based
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>>82573364
can't get grist/rungs if you don't pound some underlings into dust
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>>82573365
that he is
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>>82573352
You got me there.
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>>82573364
>the best Sburb player was Tavros
The best sburb player was pretty clearly Caliborn.
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>>82573364
and yet Vriska
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>>82573364
don't forget personal quests. some people are supposed to fight to overcome their problems, others aren't. denizens can be dealt with through means other than fighting
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>>82573364
Could Tavros' animal powers have completely nullified Bec Noir as a threat?
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>>82573295
what is bowman's best solo career song?
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>Rose forced to do her Land, with everyone watching, as she cries and screams and throws a tantrum, made to do every single last humiliating petty quest, all while under extreme emotional duress because she doesn't WAAAANNNAAAAA
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>>82573364
>Caliborn
>Caliborn
>Bec Noir was beaten by being punched in the face
>Final boss still has to be killed or defeated in combat in some manner
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John should have killed LE
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>>82573274
>Homestuck did try to be
most of Homestuck is dedicated to why people act online the way they do. The only time ways of playing games is brought up is regarding Vriska's obsession with winning at any cost, even when getting top score or whatever isn't meant to be the point. and that's treated as her fatal character flaw
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>>82573452
>How Rose and Jade react to their quests is how they'll be like when pregnant
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>>82573452
>Rose being forced to restart escort quests every time she neglects to recite the lore of her land she learned on the journey
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>>82572498
Off the top of my head, John having a tantrum about Davesprite breaking up with Jade and leaving a note like his father did was pretty great.

Everything at about here until he falls asleep.

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007199
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>>82573469
So Rose will be cold, barren, abandoned, and treated as pointless?
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>>82573476
>Rose forced to apologize to every single turtle who greet her with terror or thinking she has left them for good
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>>82573479
I forgot about that note, god what a dick move
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>>82573480
No she screams and fights and doesn't want to go through with it and hates everyone during it.

Meanwhile Jade is all happy and has Dave help her out and goes through it content and humming to herself.
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>>82573480
A fate fitting for worst beta kid
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>>82573383
you can get rungs for finishing sidequests. Just doing day to day activities for three years was enough to give Jane a head start over John, and very little leveling in B2 came from combat since the dry bones imps were nearly impossible to kill and not worth it.

and if I remember right, you also got grist and boonbucks every time you levelled
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>>82573461
being sorrounded by eggs-tier lifeless puppet versions of your friends would be pretty freaky desu
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Things I feel undertale superseded homestuck in as a work of fiction

>being character driven. side characters remained side characters and main characters didn't grow old,they didn't have time to.

>exploring the concept of in-universe game mechanic metafuckery/time fuckery. kept it relatively simple, down to saving/loading/determination. didn't drop these concepts halfway through like homestuck.

>being timely about itself. undertale kept it's presence short, ended with you maybe wanting more instead of you having too much to care about

>Better use of music. very personal opinion, homestuck's music is pretty good, but on a case by case basis, I feel undertale used each track more effectively than homestuck did.

The best part is, undertale didn't start with toby wanting to tell a story, to my recollection. It started with him coming up with a game mechanic and making a game/world to go around it.
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>>82573437
Yes.
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>>82573505
agreed
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>>82573519
John shot up the levels just for doing ectobiology and got that billion boonbuck that crushed his porkhollow.
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>>82573558
It's just fucking hilarious to me that Toby did with $50,000, two years, and a basement what Hussie could not and never CAN capture with 7 years, $3,000,000, and all the music and art he could want
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>>82573479
>STOP VAGUELY WATERMARKING THE SKY WITH YOUR SMUG DOUCHEY FACE THIS INSTANT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!!
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>>82573502
What does this say about the other girls though
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>>82573611
Toby knows how to determine his limits and stick to a plan. Hussie doesn't.
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>>82573616
>Lord English plot thread in a nutshell
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>>82573616
Man the best part about that was it seemed like it was all in John's head from his rage then later Davesprite outright says he did use crazy sprite magic to only show him the watermarks.
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>>82573661
Davesprite was an asshole but I feel like he was one of three characters in the whole comic who had earned the right to be monumentally pissed

God he had a shit life and an even worse end
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>>82573498
>Rose shouting at an especially insistent turtle and being forced to go to her room to think about what she's done
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>>82573699
>forced to sit down to a three-day event of hearing every last line of dialogue a turtle sage has to say, and hearing the turtle's extremely shitty attempts to play the rain themselves to give some life back
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>>82573558
as much as people say 'keep it simple, stupid', I think over-complicated bullshit still has its own place. the whole reason the post-modernist movement came about was because people had enough of straightforward modernist fiction.

Homestuck is one of the few works that reaches such ridiculous levels of entertaining bullshit without being crossover fanfiction.

I agree wholly on the music thing though. too many tracks in Homestuck got reused for the sake of it, which undermined their function as leitmotifs, especially egregious when Hussie had hundreds of songs from the albums to choose from
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>>82573745
>rose starts playing the rain as a rebuttal to get this shit over with
>sage says she isn't ready
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>>82573661
>later Davesprite outright says he did use crazy sprite magic to only show him the watermarks.
wow, he did? I must have missed that
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>>82573779
>PROF. OAK: ROSE, THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING
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>>82573758
I think complex works have a place too, it's just so easy for things to escape one's scope. Homestuck isn't "bad" because it's complex, it's "bad" because it couldn't keep up with it's own complexity. Thus, maybe it being simpler would have been for the better.

By all means, if something CAN get intricate, complex, require following and deep discussion with others to make sure you understand what's going on (like early homestuck basically), but all means, that's some great shit.

Homestuck's once sturdy legs just began to buckle under the weight of itself, but anything would if you make it sit there for 7 years without letting it put it's load down.
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>>82571882
>same with Dave
Nah, he grew some balls and got shit done in the Jack battle. He even used time powers.
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>>82573803
>rose giving up and locking herself in her house saying she's not coming out ever
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>>82573779
>she has to gather the notes, which are themselves just keys to the actual notes, which are actually just riddles and ciphers, which lead to temples with MORE puzzles, to the actual notes and instruments needed to play
>Rose is so out of practice she'll need to practice for a good few months to play
>The song only opens her Denizen door
>Cetus is SOOOOO HAPPY TO SEE HER BOY DOES SHE EVER GOT SOME *QUESTS* FOR YOU YA LITTLE CUNT, HOPE YOU BEEN KEEPING YOUR ASS TIGHT AND WET FOR TODAY
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Stop fucking bullying Rose
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>>82573824
And then he went off and fucked Jade, it's nice he redeemed himself
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>>82573832
>Roxy begs her out
>Uses the cat voice even to do it
>Rose doesn't realize she's bonding with her mother the whole time
>Mostly because the turtles aren't shy about reminding her of all the stuff her Mother did and left in her Land and how she can never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever
>ever
>Tell her she loved her or goodbye or sorry, or anything
>Ever.
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The last good part of the comic
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>>82573855
No

It gives me a dark arousal to see her hurt and bullied and hated
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>>82573832
>>82573866
>rose becoming an alcoholic recluse only being able to speak the word 'quests' to those who dare enter her abode
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>>82573855
no
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>>82573834
>rose going grimdark killing cetus and her friends right there and then as they politely ask her to stop and how this isn't her 'journey'
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>>82573878
i want to be mad that jane's getting screwed over here but seriously who cares about her
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>>82573885
>Rose finds out that her fucking alcoholism was known about and planned for by her Land the whole time
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>>82573863
Dave is a fag, come to terms with it
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>>82573885
>kids blending into the normal populous while their likenesses are worshipped as gods

Moar
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>>82573924
>rose finds a quest in a bottle
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>>82573928
You have to accept the truth dude.
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>>82573928
>buck teeth and glasses mean jade is a man
0/10 try harder
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>>82573909
Hugging your parent and hugging your kid are both important and he just happened to be standing closer to John, so
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>>82573948
I have.
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>>82573905
>she has to play for Cetus
>gets the most ass-ripping, clit-slapping, soul-crushing criticism she has EVER heard
>to the point of tears and screaming and smashing her violin
>told she can't advance until she can "Play a damn that doesn't make me wish you hadn't let your mother die so I could tell her how disappointed at what a shit violinist she spent all that money on"
>has to go through this dozens and dozens of times with everyone watching her and smiling
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>>82573878
Why is jane's dad so content to hug this boy he's never seen?

Or is it a "this kid's my dad" type thing going on in his mind, do you think?
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>>82573928
Who gives a shit about his sexuality?

Only Karkat is a shitty Knight who demoted himself into a Page.

Can't wait when he starts wearing shorts.
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>>82573963
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>>82573930
I have this
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>>82573991
but that's just an image of one of our threads
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>>82573984
literally the panel before that
rtfc
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>>82573981
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>>82573988
Don't post a picture of a Samoan man cosplaying
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>>82573928
If he's a fag why did he get jade pregnant in the epilogue?
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>>82573981
>john retcons it anyway
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>>82574030
why did she ptsd
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>>82574013
Oh
Well shit.

I'm just going to pin this on me trying to forget the disappointment of act 7, while also subtly acknowledging that I am also a retard.
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>>82573991
Did HSG make that?
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>>82573948
man. i remember when update reactions used to be like that all the time, most of the fanbase was hyperactive vitriolic teens who constantly tried to out-do one another with more and more outlandish reactions.

i remember the one post someone made that they screamed so loud their roomie thought they were being murdered and called the emergency services, and when they came and wrapped her in a blanket asking what happened to cause the panic attack, she just whispered "update" and one of the paramedics was like OMG HOMESTUCK UPDATED??? and pulled out his phone and checked and then they sat down and cried and hugged together over the update

and all the reblogs were just "mmm hmm sure you did" or "guys, look at this fucking retard" and it got deleted in five seconds flat

good times
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>>82574055
wait a second ROSE WAS A SACK OF FLOUR AND A GIANT NOVELTY PING PONG BALL ALL ALONG
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>>82574089
rorb lalorb
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>>82573930
This is a rad concept and I suddenly need more of it

Art, fics, anything
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>>82574043
Nice headcanon. I guess you also think tentabulges are canon too?

>>82574031
Okay, how about this one? :^)
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>>82574113
delete your folder immediately
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>>82574113
who makes these images and why
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>>82574113
Hey man, why are you posting a pic of Aragorn's secret private time and saying it's Jade
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>>82573930
who'd embrace the worshipping most though? Would any of the main kids?

I assume dave would, with all the shades of irony he could apply, jake might before going recluse
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>>82574100
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>>82574141
fuckin beautiful
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>>82574106
There's fuck all. I'd even take them being normal gods but everything is hurrr davekat nonsburb highschool AU times fifty.
I want to see Jade growing her hair out to hide her ears and resist the urge to chase a car, John's mortal sort-of religious coworkers inviting him to a sunday brunch and him getting uncomfortable when they say grace and thank the great weather god Egbert for this harvest. I want to see Dave cashing in on it by pretending to be a preacher blessed by the time god.
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>>82574141
I first I thought the one on the left was a dunmer
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>people defending rose has looped back around into bullying rose
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>>82574178
I love all of this. /dave's time-church hustle/ when?
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>>82573479
John holding his breath until he passes out from rage will never not be funny
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>>82574186
>that pic
would you a black rose?
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>>82566209
>>Jack is opposed to LE and the Felt and hellbent on destroying all of them
What? No he wasn't. That's Slick.

Jacks just want to fuck stuff up. The white Jack in Caliborn's session assisted him, the B2 Jack loved working under the Condsce, and Bec Noir never even knew who Lord English was.
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>>82574178
>>82574190
Can someone who can write please make a fic out of this

I'm completely untalented, so I'm not even going to try
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>>82574169
I still love the idea of Rosesprite doing the Land quests instead and reaping the benefits and becoming super popular
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then I got nothing, which is annoying because that's my favorite type of homestuck fic
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>>82574230
>everyone cosplays the cherubs
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>>82574230
don't fucking lie to me that's not 63 they're just all crossdressing
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>>82566810
Fuck. This is like looking at pictures of your dead ex back when you were happy together before she died of cancer while screaming how she hated being with you and always wanted to break up.
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a forgettable yet underrated panel
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>>82574190
He has to move away when people notice he doesn't age and accuse him of being the pantheon equivalent of the devil, which he thinks is irony in the actual definition.

Meanwhile in new old Mexico Jane is browsing a gift shop and finds fifty highly sexual fertility idols of her while Dirk has to suffer through a new world version of "God's Not Dead 2" but with him as the centerpoint instead because he lost the remote while channelsurfing.
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>>82574286
I never forgot it. I really admired the sense of scale in it.
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>>82574286
I always liked this one despite hating the segment itself. it gave a real sense of wrapping the story up

oh how wrong I was
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>>82574294
>>82574178
>all their unusual physical traits giving them and their offspring away
>the strilondes having to wear contacts
>jade having to take on her doctor as a disciple or else he'll blab about how her kids had dog ears when they were born
>dave resisting the urge to make millions as a director and draw attention to him
>having to cycle from town to town when they figure out they don't grow older, then move back a century later when nobody remembers them.
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>>82574281
Hussie's old stuff just makes me sad now.
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remember that one time John turned into motherfucking wind and then he never did it or brought it up again
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>>82574380
He did it a few other times
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>>82574380
I guess this means Mituna can turn into motherfucking whatever Doom is as a physical concept

His own dead body?
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>>82574345
>jade having to take on her doctor
I just imagine that centuries ago the kids HAD to agree on people who would practice medicine and help them out in ways that would clearly reveal their godhood, and so have inducted these people's descendants as their servants/pseudo-angels. And many years later they're now all very old money families and nobility or otherwise social elite who have this dark secret that they owe their success to the gods and continue to have that success so long as they do stuff like check Jade's fur for ticks or prescribe medication for John.
And at some point one family either stops believing in The Deal or thinks they can go against it and all their holdings are mysteriously destroyed by tornadoes while in unrelated news a young man named John Egbert was in the area and fortunately survived the horrible freak disaster.
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>>82574412
Did he sneak up Roxy's snatch like this?
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>>82574421
transforms into doomguy momentarily
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>>82574439
>implying he has to sneak to get into roxy's vag
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>>82574450
Why does Karkat look like a bad taxidermy lion?
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this whole sequence is very aesthetically pleasing, I guess Hussie was in an artsy mood that week

>>82574412
man I didn't even remember that
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>>82574453
op as fuck
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>>82574469
I will never not enjoy when people say Homestuck's art is bad.
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>>82574106
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5254889
Dave and Jade head to las vegas (unfinished)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/525081
>John beats a thunderstorm home, Rose has melted all over the bathroom, and they make do despite the absence of their other two pieces.

there's some others, but I can't remember them off the top of my head. I remember this one good one where Dave talked about being able to sense how old things were in museums, if anyone else knows its name.
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>>82574217
I once had a fic planned about Eridan having to deal with being a sort of Judas figure in the pantheon but I couldn't think of an actual plot for it
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>>82574274
the filename implies 'rule63 day' is a yearly crossdressing event
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>>82574205
yeah
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WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING RETARDED
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>>82574528
here's another. dunno if it's good or not, skimming it now
https://archiveofourown.org/works/866349
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>>82574435
>one family goes to do a virgin sacrifice
>john shows up
>"oh god what the fuck! what the fuck!"
>"Oh great lord of the winds, please take this young women, may she please you, and in return, grant us an audienc-"
>"no, no, ew! i'm happily married you guys! put some clothes on her or something and put the knives down"
>"and what the fuck do you mean audience, you idiots HAVE my cell phone number and my email address!"
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>>82574106
i can do some, but they'd have to be little snippets and they'd be implied or stated john/roxy and dave/jade, just cause that's kinda canon and I can do more with that
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>>82574469
homestuck's lands were so imaginative and appealing
here, have a thing from an unfinished metastuck video i was gonna make
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>>82574756
yeah, anon, go for it
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>>82574759
Ooh, what was the context for it?
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>>82574756
>talking about john/roxy and dave/jade like it's a bad thing
The people against it here are fujoshits man, just do it
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>>82574784
pretty much the pure imagination montage from willy wonka but with huss as wonka and the metastuck characters as the kids
back when we were all in love with homestuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2pt2-F2j2g
that image was going to be the opening pan
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>>82574786
>tfw fujoshit
>tfw don't like any of the chemistry in Homestuck's m/m ships
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>>82574831
I'm in the same boat
At least there's a ton of m/m art and fanfics
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>you will never have the courage to finally end your life
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>>82574875
yeah
ah well, some of the ot3's and ot4's are good.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2087955
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>>82574786
>>82574831
>tfw slowly coming around to het and f/f ships due to a lack of new material in my old time favourite trashy gay ones

it feels so wrong
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>>82574946
accept it
come over to the better side
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>>82574733
I like that throughout the years they've had normal human friends who have gone on to contribute to their bibles.
So they find out centuries later that they guy that had a drunken conversation with years ago and barely remember lead to an extremist sect that practices cannibalism or something
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>>82574412
He did use it afterwards. Re-watch the collide fight and focus on him
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>they all just agree to stop having kids
>between they're tired of watching their children die of old age
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>>82575045
>when pissed off, the kids resort to fucking around with each other's cults, sending down divine messages that make no fucking sense just to get the other's goat
>5000 year old john walking down the street on his birthday and watching the peoples of his neighbourhood practice bizarre rituals and chants, choirs of school children reciting ballads featuring shit that never happened and is completely implausible, worshipping bibles and idols that have jack shit to do with anything he originally stood for
>couldn't correct centuries of entrenched dogma and falsified history even if he tried, he just has to watch all these fucking shit kids desecrate the good name of egbert while thinking they're pleasing him and are going to be blessed for it
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>>82575133
Given that six of the eight kids have birthdays within three days of one another, I'd be that'd be a massive time for celebration. Especially because it's right around when Christmas was.
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I tried to look for a download for The Baby is You on Reddit, and I got this.
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>>82575182
>on Reddit
why
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>>82575163
What do people use in vain instead of jesus?
Do they say "JADE FUCKING HARLEY" or "JOHN COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKER EGBERT I STUBBED MY TOE"
Do the kids get ousted as foreign or not-normal when they say god dammit or jesus christ
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>>82575163
>no matter what any of them do, they can't get rid of the name 'Fruity Rumpus Asshole Kwanza' for the week of celebration
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>>82575193
I remember someone had a download link there. I think the original site is dead.
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>>82575199
>because as it turns out the Striders have been making an active effort to keep that name for centuries
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>>82575196
dave would continue the gog/jegus thing in terezi's memory
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>>82575182
just uploaded it for you bb

I don't think a 320kbps download exists, by the way

https://mega.nz/#!thIhCBSQ!KxIXoPRMLK3KJiHiBvNuNg4I1o5DOTbmYoSfYhPbhrI
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>>82575226
Thanks familia.
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>>82575226
thanks for the dolphin porn virus asshole
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>>82575196
which kid gets used in vain the most?
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>>82575196
SON OF A LALONDE
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>>82575250
Rose for sure. She's the luck goddess.
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John impregnating every Lalonde!
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>>82575606
even Jasprose?
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>>82575606
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>>82575635
That's Jake.
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>>82575649
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>>82575606
Canon.
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What's your favorite flash? Mine is [S] Wake. I love its song!
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>>82575606
As the Zeus equivalent of his pantheon he is obligated to do so
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>jade getting mad because she's drawn in religious paintings like >>82574113
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>>82575811
That's how she actually looks like though.
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>>82575811
>look jade i get that you're mad that they make you look like you star in action films alongside dwayne the rock johnson but look on the bright side nobody will ever recognize you in public
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>>82575811
>they keep pushing the nature thing to the point where she's commonly depicted with actual flowers and grass growing from her legs, groin, and armpits
>meanwhile she's been teleporting her body hair into the sun since she first found a white hair above her lip the night before her 16th
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>>82575836
>so she shows dave pictures where he looks like that fucked up weird black hobbit thing
>instead he totally embraces the look and declares himself the black hobbit king despite being a skinny white blonde guy
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>>82575859
>each kid pushing a different visual appearance of themself to the mainstream of their religion and then hiding in plain sight because their actual looks are the less popular iterations
>cult of rose divided and warring for decades over whether she was originally a troll or a grey-skinned (grimdark) human
>somebody suggests she's white and blonde
>fabric of society tears itself apart in rage and backlash
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>>82575846
what if all the kid's traits are just ridiculously played up. The Lalonde gods are commonly portrayed as massive drunks, Dirk god is fruity as hell, Jake god is the biggest retard in existence.
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>>82575933
>everytime they introduce themselves to a mortal the mortal's always like "where's your five arms, and your tornado penis?"
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>>82575933
>drunken rose and maplehoof portrayed as silenus and his donkey with accompanying crowd of wild frolicking jadebloods

YES
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>The kids are all portrayed like they are on Tumblr
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>>82565009
Late, but her conversation with (Vriska) really is representative of how fucked up and sad she is as an individual.
(Vriska) outright says that she was always pretending to be happy, and never actually feeling so. The smug smile on her face is a lie she tells herself.

There's no need for karma of any sort. Vriska Serket already punishes herself.
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>>82575933
>Rose has actually been sober for years
>has to walk down a grocery store isle and see LALONDE HARDCORE VODKA: LITERALLY FUCKING JET FUEL with a drunken caricature of her on the side and keep from being ashamed
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>>82576011
Only in the middle east.
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Last for Bill Bolin
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>>82576022
>Roxy calls her up that night and talks about how she found this booze named after them and it's HILARIOUS and sends her like twenty pictures
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>>82575951
I still choose to believe that, since Jade could grow extra arms as her dream self, and going god tier merges you with your dreamself, all god tiers can do that and most just don't realize
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>>82576076
That's one ugly screenshot
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>>82575115
>not learning to enjoy watching over their descendants and secretly being related to random famous people
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Now what i want to see is some investigator researching all these old successful families and ancient conspiracies and trying to discover the truth about the supposed "gods that walk among us"
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>>82576101
first google result happened to be the thumbnail from a youtube video
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>>82574340
>that sun is the same one in the same kind of sky as act 7
>gives a real sense of wrapping it up

Maybe you're right, anon. Maybe you're right.
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>>82576139
I will never understand why people stretch out non-widescreen videos and think they look good.
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