what would your reaction be if it was announced bendis was writing

>>82551526
Bendisspeak would probably be less annoying in a movie, but it'd still be lame

I'd actually be even more hyped.

>>82551526
I'd kill myself

>>82551572
-Thanos? he wants to fuck death.
-Like, necrophylia?
-No, fuck death!
-I said that, Thanos wants to fuck a dead woman!
-No, literally fuck Death.
-Fuck death?
-Yep
-Literally fuck death?
-Uh-huh.
-Thanos wants to do that?
-Yes, Thanos.
-And he will destroy he universe to do it?
-He will destroy the universe to do it.
-Damn, Thanos
-Yes, Damn Thanos

>>82551526
Cool. I like Bendis, usually.

>>82551796
That actually sounds like a funnier scene than 95% of Whedon's attempts at comedy.

>>82551968
I second that.

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>>82551526

>>82551796
BUT WHO'S ON FIRST?

>>82551900
You like BEndis?

>>82552119
You mean Brian Michael Bendis?

>>82551526
I'd sell all my Disney shares in a heartbeat

>>82552055
>>82552055
Yes, that's right

>>82552265
The writer, Bendis?

>>82551526
You're under arrest, Thanos!

>>82551968
Plus we wouldn't have to deal with Wheaton Spending the next 2 years continuously botching and moaning about how hard much of a pain in the ass it was to be hom

What about whedon

>>82552739
Bendis. The writer.

>>82552962
THE Bendis?

>>82552920
He acts like a little bitch and can't actually make organic humor without everyone constantly quipping