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So now that it's confirmed that Hussie didn't plan

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So now that it's confirmed that Hussie didn't plan Homestuck out correctly, are you going to create fan content in order to "fix" it?

Let's dedicate this Homestuck thread to fanfiction, fanvideos and good content in general.

Let's start with two clasics:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19Up0dLzNw

http://archiveofourown.org/works/340777/chapters/551606
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posting some old hsg stuff while we get set up
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>every Homestuck re-write ever
>Karezi, Karkat uses the power of friendship and leading for his epik moment, Davejade, Vriska doesn't exist, Terezi is still a generic girlfriend character to Karkat
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>>82467626
I see nothing wrong.
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>>82467626
there is literally nothing wrong with that except terezi not dying
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and finally a fully correct one
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>>82467553
I guess he did have a knack for foreshadowing.
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this thread only once again confirms that homestuck attracts the worst people on 4chan. there are pedophiles on this site that aren't as despicable as the posters in this thread.
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>>82467602
RIP the good old days.
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>>82467731
what the fuck are you talking about? explain yourself

I think this is copypasta though
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and then he killed himself
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>>82467607
Oh god. My sides.
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You have 5 seconds to pick one character to go gay for, go.
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>>82467967
spades slick
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okay, that's enough HSG, actually reply to the OP now
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>>82467967
Diamonds Droog.
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>>82467967
Karkat
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I'm working on a pretty easy drinking game/lite-rpg
Gonna be based on the 3 Problem Sleuth stats and probably involve a deck cards
Just got get the right kind of difficulty curve
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Let it die, bros.
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>When your character arc is worse than Tavros and Eridan combined

Lol Karkuck fans
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>>82468332
If hsg dies, we die.
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>>82468332
I can't let go.
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Andrew Hussie
is a big pussy
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Is it true that /hst/ is creating a dating sim?
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>>82467967
Feferi
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>>82468541
No, but it's true that some guy has money and is going to commision someone to make decent talksprites for every character, and then release it with a ren.py tutorial so everyone can create their VN/dating sims however they like
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What the heck.
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>>82467553
>So now that it's confirmed that Hussie didn't plan Homestuck out
>now
You're seven years late, moron.
>are you going to create fan content in order to "fix" it?
Fuck no, that's stupid.
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>>82468575
>No gray body paint
Shit cosplay fàm.
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>>82468605
it looked like he had everything planned since cascade
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Why do so many lesbians like homestuck?
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>>82468635
every man in homestuck is weak, every woman strong
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>>82467553
>Let's dedicate this Homestuck thread to fanfiction, fanvideos and good content in general.
>good content
>homestuck
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Guys, let's be honest here. The ending isn't that bad and you would have been disappointed no matter what we got regardless of quality
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>>82468890
Fuck off Hussie.
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>>82467553
>Let's dedicate this Homestuck thread to fanfiction, fanvideos and good content in general.
Just fucking kill this thread already, janitors.
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>>82468890
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>>82468090
FATE would be great for Homestuck roleplaying.

Just putting this out here.
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>>82468890
>The ending isn't that bad
This is wrong.

>you would have been disappointed no matter what we got regardless of quality
This is right.
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>>82468890
I'm not disappointed in the ending so much as everything leading up to the ending, and also the ending because fuck that ending
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>>82468663
what about secondbestcharacter equius
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>it's a shipping epilogue
>it's a "davekat confirmed/deconfirmed/polycuck" epilogue
>it's a "look at the babies" epilogue
>it's an "everyone asks where Vriska is, with Terezi asking last and being sad and suddenly seeing a light before the epilogue ends for good" epilogue
>it's a "we see Ms Paint and Jack Noir's marriage with all the kids attending" epilogue
>it's an "everyone laughs at Karkat being a shitty manlet loser while he pisses himself" epilogue
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>>82469318
>tfw no ironic selfies in the epilouge
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>>82467553
This is the most genuinely autistic thing I've seen posted on /co/ in quite some time
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>>82468890
this is bait
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>>82469600
explain or admit the word "fanfiction" triggered you
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>>82468890
I would have been disappointed by any end, but not THIS disappointed.
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So, the movie was confirmed.
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Where's the drawfag that was drawing everyone in God Tier?
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>>82469694
>complaining about autism threads for pedo comics
>here
Where do you think you are?
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requesting any drawfags willing to do a Eri as Dan Backslide
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>>82469694
>>82468866
>>82468984
>>82469600
samefag
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>>82469318

>It's a "X years in the future, a kid in the new universe gets a cool new video game in the mail and tells his friends about it" epilogue
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>Homestuck rewrite

>has more anticlimaxes than Act 7
>Jane gets an "epik moment"
>Karkat gets an "epik moment"
>focuses on the dead trolls from the first group
>awful dialogue
>hamfisted drama at the very end
>Dave cries about how awesome Bro is

Can you guess which one I'm talking about?
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>>82469869
Suck the shit out of my ass, buttslut.

NOW POST BOXES
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>>82467967
Karkat
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>>82469908
nice photoshop
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>>82469890
because you're whining about jane I assume it's ddota

but karkat doesn't get an epic moment at all, he acts like he's acted through the entire comic
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>>82469929
Do you want a sharpie in the pooper with timestamp, fagtron?

Bend over.
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>>82469977
>calls us autistic
>tries to erp
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unga bunga why rose no play rain

me no like rose
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>>82470023
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So if you guys want a chat room with homestuck conversation here is a join link for a skype group about homestuck

https://join.skype.com/qMa22Pp5CxMr

it is not malware look it up
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>>82470070
>skypegroup
depart #farts
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>>82470070
fuck off, skypenig
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My new style.
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>>82470136
love it
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>>82470136
You do commissions?
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>>82470136
I'd pay $25 per character.
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Post Homestuck B-Sides music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvN-f1CNMTI
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KARKUCK VS (VRISTAKE)

WHO WINS???
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>>82470378
My cock wins.
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>>82470136
delete this
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I wonder if hussie will ever emotionally recover from this massive blunder of a comic.
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>>82470537
time heals all wounds
time is money
money heals all wounds
hussie makes a shitton of money off of his massive blunder of a comic
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>>82470378
Act 5 Karkat would own (Vriska) hard.

Act 6 Karkat on the other hand is a complete woobie who trips over (Vriska) and then they both start crying.
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>>82470537
no
it can only get worse
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>>82470537
there hasn't been a peep from him since the end
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Post more Karezi or Caliborn fucking shit up
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>tfw you just want hussie to be happy
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>>82470727
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>>82467626
>Terezi is still a generic girlfriend character to Karkat

As opposed to a generic girlfriend character to Vriska who doesn't even show up at the end
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post art of black homestuck characters with vitiligo
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>>82470844
thats some good Karezi.
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>>82469774
celebratingwithco.tumblr.com
Hes slowly getting somewhere
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>>82470727
>we will never see a Karezi reunion in the dreambubbles
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>>82467967
Die
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>>82467967
The Empress.
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>>82471627
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>>82471613
rude
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>>82471684
no u dont understand

>select all images with eggs
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>>82467626
Nothing is wrong with any of that
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anyone have that screencap about some anon wanting to ectobiologize jade (i think it was her) as a loli and use her as a fleshlight for this anon? >>82467748
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Did IPGD remove her name from the onchinchin fic?
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>>82470748
http://archive.is/58FiY
It still hurts, doesnt it.
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>MSPAforums.com is temporarily offline for maintenance work.

>We apologize for any inconvenience-- see you soon!

>see you soon!

they're not coming back, arent they?
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>>82472023
I'm getting an archive up soon, hold your horses
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>>82471791
>nothing wrong
>davejade
>karezi
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>>82471989
>all that optimism
>realization
>speedread's copypasta
>bowmanon flipping out
>ipgd saying goodbye

the end of an era
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>>82471989
>thanks for playing
oh no
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>>82471822
I think she always published fanfiction under a pseudonym
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>>82472011
ST8P IT!!!!!!!!
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>>82471989
>it was good times hsg, and now we can all finally move on with our lives and leave forever. see ya
this is hilarious in retrospect, how she just ollie outied that thread
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>>82467553
>So now that it's confirmed that Hussie didn't plan Homestuck out correctly
Did I miss a recent news? When was it confirmed?
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We should write Hussie a get well soon card. He's obviously in such poor health that he couldn't even end his comic properly.
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>>82472412
act 7
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>>82470322
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>>82472423
That's not a confirmation, this is where the speculation come from in the first place.
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>>82472447
if it needs the fans to write the ending for him it was clearly not planned correctly
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>>82472176
Both excellent ships, unless you're a fujoshit
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>>82472447
I mean we could point to several plot holes and loose ends but most of them can be handwaved with "it's magic" and "offscreen shenanigans" so whether or not it was planned out "correctly" is a subjective matter
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>>82472469
I like DaveJane more, so John and Dave can brofist each other on becoming motherfuckers.
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>>82472467
>if it needs the fans to write the ending for him it was clearly not planned correctly
Uh? He asked fans to write the ending? I didn't see him asking that in the news update...
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>>82472487
I know it seems the ending seems to be rushed and ignoring major plot point. I have been complaining about that to. But OP say there has been confirmation of it. Where is it?
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>>82472509
he asked fans to draw the ending, I wouldn't put it past him
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>>82472539
Drawing is not the same as writing.
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>>82472537
he's using mild hyperbole
he's suggesting that the low quality of the ending confirms that hussie planned it out poorly
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>>82472508
Jane doesn't deserve happiness
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>>82472555
he's not even writing Hiveswap so I wouldn't put it past him
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>>82472570
>he's using mild hyperbole
Oh? Just the usual complain, I thought some news at turned out.
>>82472589
Fact: most video games aren't written alone. It's usually a team-work.
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>>82472419
Im thinking about printing freedom and send to his house, if he even still lives there.
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>>82472615
yeah but Hussie isn't even the head writer
who knows if he's even writing anything at all
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>>82472632
He is the bloody director.
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Best waifu? Best waifu.
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>>82472664
more like producer
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>>82472678
Fuck off she's John's
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>>82469968
does ddota means "double death of the author"?
because if you are talking about that fanventure... holy shit what a waste of a good fanventure.
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>>82472508
>validating jane for the sake of a pun
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>>82472664
yeah and he was supposed to be that for namco high too, look how that turned out
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>>82472759
Hussie is poor in a directorial position, he needs to be leading the creative charge.
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would you feel guilty if it was revealed that Hussie killed himself shortly after the reception of the final update and that's why we haven't heard from him since?
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>>82472701
She's not claimed until he's gotten her pregnant
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>>82468575
The fuck? Is that a real thing?
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>>82472875
for most of homestuck he didn't direct so much as vaguely request assets from people
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>>82472987
yes
I don't hate Hussie, I just miss him
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>>82472987
No, it was not my or anyone heres fault he made poor life decisions.
But to be sad? Yes I would.
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>>82468623
>It looked like he had everything planned up to cascade
ftfy
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>>82467592
holy shit
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>skullmandible posted about seeing TFA on a plane and says it's still really good
fug :DDDDDDDD
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>>82473111
do we know his age?
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>>82470136
muh sides
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>>82472616
Goddammit no, don't send that shitty meme. At least send something classic like Shia'hulud.
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>>82473176
He's at least early 20's, that much we know
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>>82473207
actually I've been looking at his twitter and he's 28, because he mentioned something about the 27 Club
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>John impregnates every Lalonde
>John trying to do the impossible and make Terezi pregnant as well
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oh shit, the meme's even spread to the head writer now
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>>82472432
IS THAT CRAGG
I HATE HER
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>>82473416
This is definitely the kind of person I want to see writing for Hiveswap. :^)

...
;_;
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>tfw my name is Andrew
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>>82470136
>do i know you.png
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>>82473406
Is John as good at impregnating as Jade is at getting pregnant
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>>82473589
Man, why is nepeta so fucking retarded?
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>>82473406
'YOU FUCK3D M3 4ND W3 4R3 H4V1NG 4 GRUB TOG3TH3R NOW SO SUDD3NLY YOU 4R3 G4Y!? 4M 1 R34LY TH4T B4D!? OR W3R3 YOU JUST T4K1NG 4DV4NT4G3 OF M3?! ==> your eyes start to water; you feel used. Damn hormones. You can feel this stupid egg coming, though
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>>82467553
Daily reminder that Lord English wins
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>>82467553
>So now that it's confirmed that Hussie didn't plan Homestuck out correctly

Did Hussie say something? Or are you just saying that?
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>>82473491
could be worse
your name could be Hussie
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>>82473738
did someone link this thread on reddit or something
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No offense, but I would absolutely sacrifice a few of you to Hussie if it meant the epilogue wasn't complete dog shit.
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>>82473781
Just a few?
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>>82473781
how dare you
we are a community
we fought in the trenches together during terezi month, during the trickster arc, during the gayularity
and you would throw us under the bus
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>>82472412

Plus, he basically always said he didn't plan it out. Most authors don't, that's not a particular sin here.
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>>82473822
Yes only a few.
>>82473837
Hey I didn't say I would throw you all under the bus, only a few.
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>>82473850
He planned some things out, others not. He had an ending in mind since Act 6 started.
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>>82473883
>you all under the bus
all of you under the bus*
I should really go to sleep.
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>>82473781
Hmm, which demon should I sacrifice to? Satan seems too big for this, and I think Baal only works with corn and livestock. Mephistopheles? Too faustian. Chaos? Too 40K, and it'll probably end up biting me in the ass, thank to Tzeentch. There's always Kali, but after that one time, I don't think they'll take me back.
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>>82473631
Isolation and savagery combined with her moiral, tasked with bringing her into line, being a perverted degenerate. Still a qt though.
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Vidya skills tier list

>God Tier
Roxy
Sollux
Dirk
Tavros

>Good Tier
Terezi
Vriska
Aranea
Rose

>Tryhard Tier
Caliborn (can compete against god tiers)
Eridan
Karkat (When he is ambitious, otherwise bad)
Aradia

>Bad Tier
John
Jade
Dave
Jane
Jake
Nepeta
Feferi
Kanaya
Calliope
Meenah

>Can't play
Equius (Too strong)
Gamzee (Too stoned)

>Ragequitters that ruin every party
Karkat
Vriska
Aranea (when she becomes too power-hungry and then got wrecked by a god tier)
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>>82474007
Vriska's God Tier. She has all the luck.
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>>82474007
>Vriska's on there twice
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>luck mattering against skill
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>>82474038
skill>luck
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>>82474007
>tavros better at games than vriska
put a lot of thought into this, did you
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>>82474149
>>82474138
>Implying that's the case when they're playing Mario Party
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>>82474174
>how to ruin friendships
>how to start Make Her Pay 2
>how to break up Rosemary
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>>82474007
Roxy is only good at single-player games.
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God DAMN I'm finally done rereading this stupid fucking comic that I wasted 7 years of my life on, and then an extra few weeks for good measure.

I think Hussie ruining Terezi's character was definitely the biggest disappointment for me, in a story that was pretty much defined in large part with Hussie's poor narrative decisions. Fuck you, Hussie.
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>>82469868
oh howw i lovve her
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>>82474484
that's a supreme meme right thar
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>>82474484
>A matriorb! I'll destroy it - NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
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Post sweet incestuous ships.
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>>82474587
That's not ships, it's Jade doing dog things and being adorable, don't ruin that image.
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>>82474587
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>>82474448
Terezi wasn't really ruined though. In the end, she literally managed to get ahold of herself. The only bad part is that we only see the end result of her merging all of her memories, but we never really see how she experienced the end result and what is her experience of it during the process.

Karkat, on the other hand, got a good chunk of development sacrifed.

The thing is, with the last Jade log, I was actually hoping it was all for something, that there would be an actual lead up for the concept got only hinted at to never be actually used.
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>>82474648
i tried to erase this john out of my mind
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>>82474587
>>
Bowman's long long chords
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>>82474699
What? Why, he was fucking hilarious in it. Angry John is best John. Or are you sad cockblocked incest?
>>
>>82474699
why? it was fun watching john lose his shit
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>>82474007
>tavros
LMFAO
>>
ARANEA'S T
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>>82474648
Please.
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>>82475052
iny heart.
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>>82474735
>>82474734
>muh strong female characters
John wouldn't care about pussy shit like that. John's based and would probably brofist Caliborn for not being gay.
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>tfw you get to spoil your friend without them realizing

heh heh
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>>82475076
>John wouldn't care about pussy shit like that.
Uh? Missing the point, his comment wasn't about
>muh strong female characters
It was about giving one of the most common writing tip. Why would you dislike John making a very basic writing critic?

Add to that. John care about his friend and it's normal he would get angry if they are insulted or misrepresented.
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>>82475142
I think Descend is probably the first page of the story where we get a sense that there's something different about the kids's session, that it's not just a normal game of SBURB.
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>>82475076
i agree that the way john zeroed in on the girls specifically in that part instead of also including dave was weird, but holy fuck does this post make me cringe
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>>82475142
>>82475531
not Descend, I meant to say Jack: Ascend
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>>82472992
im pretty sure id beat him to that
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>>82475056
why is harleybert so good
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>>82475052
What about her uppercase t?
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>>82475581
john could just retcon any attempt you makke
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>>82467614
i never wanted to see this again in my life
this shit ruined threads for weeks
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>>82467553
>King getting prototype powers
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>>82475672
Here is the better version, at least.
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>>82475770
what? That's canon
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>>82475872
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>>82475770
That is how it work, you know.
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>>82475770
RTFC
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>>82475876
>>82475901
kings dont have a ring they just have a sceptre that brings down the meteors
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>>82475589
I LOVE YOU, ARANEA!

C U T E!
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>>82475935
yeah but the sceptre gives them prototype powers, just look at the trolls' black king, or rewatch WV?: Rise up
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>>82475935
The sceptre has the same effect than the ring.

The ring is for the queen and the sceptre for the King.

Both are transformative. read the comic.
>>
why did hussie give jade a penis
>>
I'm re-reading for hopefully the last time and shit like this is making me like Tavros:
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004074

What should I do? I hated his guts the first few times I read but his moment in Collide and Vriska being a huge bitch is making me change my mind.
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>>82475935
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Which:

>Megido
>Leijon
>Maryam
>Pyrope
>Serket
>Peixes
>Lalonde
>Crocker/Harley

would you date?
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>>82467553
wait, so the autistic kid 50 Cent made fun of created homestuck? I guess I'm not surprised
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>>82476073
>feeling bad for the cripple
you were always weak

reminder even john "I love all people" egbert hates tavros
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>>82476103
shopped
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>>82476115
Aradia
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>>82476053
>a penis

It's mean to reduce dave to just a sex object like that.
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>>82476073
>Tavros will never win the Jadebowl
>he will never cuck Vriska by fucking Meenah or Kanaya straight
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>>82476073
wasn't tavros as a cripple a popular fan theory before hussie made it canon
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>>82476115
one meu pls
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>>82476173
Yes. It might even be that theory that made him so.

Fandom literally crippled a character.
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>>82476115
>Megido
Aradia
>Leijon
Disciple
>Maryam
Dolorosa
>Pyrope
Latula
>Serket
Aranea
>Peixes
Condy
>Lalonde
MILF Roxy
>Crocker/Harley
Jake's delicious grandma
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>>82476115
Aradia
none of them
Porrim
Terezi
none of them (or Mindfang if I can choose from ancestors)
Feferi
Roxy (or Roxy's Mom if I can choose from guardians)
Jade
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>>82476146
Dave is good for two things, fucking Jade, and giving Jade babies. Once he accepts that his life as a wife will be easier.
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>>82476248
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>>82476268
we're just as guilty as vriska
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>>82476326
A job well done, lads. Fuck that pathetic woobie.
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>>82476248
honestly i never found freedom funny but this is too abstract
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>>82476406
tavros is the best character to have as a favorite because he's very cute and charming, but he isn't popular enough to be completely ruined

an underdog to the very end
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>>82476463
>very cute and charming
When?
>>
shouldn't rose have been the one to give kanaya her matriorb back

why does she get cucked by roxy?
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>>82476473
always!
>>
I don't care about this comic any more. I just hope that hussie is
1) healthy
2) happy
3) churning new projects over in his mind

I miss my daily dose hussie. The olive garden huss. The one man meme machine huss.
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>>82476475
How would Rose even obtain a matriorb?
There was only one and it was destroyed by the Prince of Hope. Roxy had to "create" one by stealing its nonexistence from it.
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>>82476475
She'll get her revenge when she's the first Lalonde to get pregnated by John
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>>82476463
>but he isn't popular enough to be completely ruined
GCATavrossprite would probably count as fucking ruined. Not to mention his accomplishments or relevance to the story listed in pic related.
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>>82476522
GCATavrossprite literally existed just so Vriska could put GCAT to sleep so Condy couldn't use it.
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>>82476320
Does Dave even have a defined post-Sburb role? Rose has her book to chronicle things, Karkat and Kanaya have trolls to resurrect, etc
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>>82476537
That's GCAT's relevance to the story though, not Tavros's. Meanwhile he's stuck allergic to himself and probably still asleep forever/until LE destroyed the universe.
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>>82476511
>steal its non-existence from it
Rogue of Void powers are serious fucking bullshit

Literally Golden Experience Requiem tier
>>
>Hussie never said there was going to actually be an epilogue, just "something resembling an epilogue"
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>>82476582
stock exchange ruiner
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>>82476627
hussie fled the country
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>>82476582
As gods of a new universe can't they just snap their fingers and make new trolls?
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>>82476582
His job is to lie there and let Jade milk his dick dry
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>>82476627
>It's just a zip file of Hussie's notes for the epilogue, along with a bunch of unfinished panels and dialog
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>>82476248
Why
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>>82476582
Reintroduce money to the world, make babies with Jade.
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>>82476668
they're more like polytheistic gods with their own domains, not omnipotent gods
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>>82476668
They're pretty limited for gods.
>>
>after centuries, the gods have grown mad or desolute and its up to the carapaces to bring them down

I just think that Dark Souls like combat vs god tiers would be fun.
>>
>mfw /trash/ thread
>dubs decide minor plot points
>triples decide major plot points
>multi-choice strawpolls are held
>some absolute madman gets to work
>the /co/pilogue is born
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>>82476684
>His job is to lie there and let Karkat milk his dick dry
ftfy
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>>82476849
Why would Karkat need to have his puppybabies
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>>82476849
No, you broke it.
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>talking to my friend as the finally hop on the bandwagon after hearing it ended
>they get up to jade enter so I ask what they think will get prototyped
>"I think it'll be the big demon [typhus minion] their related to john and storms I think, so all the little imps getting storm god powers are gonna make all the planets get covered in storms. Rose who's in space or whatever is gonna see this and think everyone's dead and she's gonna suicide on jack, that's why she can't be seen by the trolls and why things go south, they don't have their navigator anymore
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>>82476824
>things that wont happen
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I'd like the epilogue to be a meenahquest-style walkaround in the new universe where you hear about the final battle with LE from everyone as well as what they are up to. You start out as John, but can switch characters leading to added dialogue between everyone. There will still be loot chests and secrets as well, referencing some lesser plot points as well as some of the best moments in the comic. There won't be a shitty tumblr-styled HUD/dialogue box with hashtags, just a simple textbox and a talksprite.

In order to actually end the walkaround you have to switch to the Mayor and cut the ribbon to Can Town, which also will serve as the credits roll with the carapace people having a cute parade.
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>>82476924
>I could get addicted to that
>we never get to see nympho milf jade
Mindwipe missing out on all these opportunities
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>>82477046
That is not going to happen. The epilogue will be a few hastily created panels with some shitty dialogue that basically boils down to "Ding dong Lord English's dead"
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>that one smutfic where Aranea mindcontrols Karkat and Kankri to spitroast her and fill her up with enough candyred semen to create Sufferer 2.0
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>>82477084
>"Ding dong Lord English's dead"
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>>82477046
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>>82477046
Walkaround doesn't let us see what they're doing though.
Walkaround + minor panels
>>
I feel bad for all you serial readers. You have all been so abused. I just started a month ago and finished after Hussie was already done. I have not suffered, but rather spoon fed pure entertainment.
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>>82477106
>that one comic where vriska forces john and karkat to frot with each other by her hand
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>>82477106
>that one fic where Karkat gets all the troll girls pregnant with his mutant spawn
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>>82477164
Did you stop reading after Act 5.1 like a good boy?
>>
Reminder that John "It's OK to be gay" Egbert love homosexuals.
>>
vriska is going to enter the real world soon, guys
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>>82477046
I was pretty sure that Act 7 was going to be made up of a flash and a massive walkaround like the one you described. It was the only way I could fathom the story ending with serious closure for the whole cast. I can't imagine we'll get something like that for the epilogue, given how extensive it must be to make in its entirety. Fuck I don't even know what to look forward to at this point, I don't want to experience that same moment of despair in the threads when the epilogue updates hit.
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>>82477208
Nope. Kept trucking until the end.
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>>82477294
Gross.

It's your time to waste, I guess.
>>
OFFICIAL
CANON
GAMING SKILL LIST

>Power Gamer
Vriska
Roxy
Sollux
Caliborn

Self-explanatory


>Normal skill level
John
Aradia
Dirk
Eridan
Terezi

These trolls are skilled FLARPers (strong RPG skills and problem solving)
John plays point and click adventures, rpgs and other games. Might not be the best but plays enough to have helped substantially in SBURB
Dirk is just naturally good


>Autistic Gamer
Tavros
Calliope
Nepeta

Plays braindead games with hugbox communities like minecraft, FNAF, undertale or pokemon

>Casuals
Dave
Equius
Karkat
Rose

Don't play games a lot but have said they do occasionally, doesn't play enough games to gauge skill.

>Normies
Jane
Jade
Kanaya
Gamzee
Feferi
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>>82476821
>Megaman style game
>Play as a carapacian hero
>Infiltrate the lairs of the mad gods of mythology
>Defeat their crazed followers
>Take on the insane and legendary 'humans' in intense boss fights
I'd play that.
Hell, I'd -make- that.
>>
i had the weirdest dream last night

>be karkat
>be in ectobiology lab
>be making shitty grubs
>get covered in them
>can't move
>somehow bulge slips out of pants
>one grub nibbles on it
>oh fuck
>wrongest pleasure happens
>then pain as grub rips it into two
>wake up screaming
>>
>>82476821
But which one is the giant big boobed chick that sits in a city and gives you quests
>>
>>82477378
>pokemon
hey fuck you, competitive pokemon is brutal
>>
>>82477415
White Queen
>>
>>82476824
oh hey, I wrote that exact thing a few threads back.
it's probably never going to happen, yeah
but it's fun to think about

>>82477415
calliope
>>
>>82477197
I'm not gay but I find the idea of a really horny girl forcing two boys to gay to be super hot
>>
>>82477415
>giant
>boobs

Jade, fucking duh
>>
>>82477479
a fetish for fujoshi?
>>
>>82474007

>Caliborn
>only character to solo his game
>only character to play on hard mode
>only person to win his game
>not highest tier
lel
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>>82477378
>Dave
>not playing the tony hawk doritos game to the point of glitching it out
>>
>>82477624
Caliborn the kind of nigga who win at videogames by hiring somebody to go to the other players house and kill the other players
Which is to say, Caliborn the kind of nigga who win at videogames
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>>82477573
yes
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>>82477106
gimme
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>>82477688
>dave is helixsnake
oh
>>
>>
>>82477688
That just makes Dave HelixSnake, not a pro gamer.
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>>82477378
How much time could Nepeta pawssibly have to play video games between her busy outdoor activity schedule?
>>
>>82477851
When someome says >that one smutfic it means it doesnt exist
>>
>>82477705
I feel like that's the logical conclusion of true meta gaming, right?
>>
>>82477925
>that one smutfic where anon doesn't have to explain jokes
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>>82477925
I've had experiences where it wasn't the case, WORTH THE TRY.
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>>82477906
Helixsnake is a modder though
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>>82467626
>remove Vriska
>Davesprite instead overcomes his suicidal tendencies on his own
>Karkat and Terezi plan out the battle to fight all the bads
>Kanaya and Rose settle their problems together, making their relationship stronger
and etc
>>
>>82477419
ma nigga
>>
was I supposed to feel something during Terezi: Remem8er
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>>82478016
>Equius with Vriska's intact fangs and sadistic smirk
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>>82477396
>when vriska mistakes your dick as her best friend
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>>82478239
You were supposed to look back on all the good versions of those characters and realize they were dead
>>
>>82478239
Yeah, (Vriska) reuniting with Game Over Terezi and Game Over Karkat getting kucked even in death
>>
HEY EQUIUS

VRISKA > ARADIA
ARANEA > DAMARA
MINDFANG > HANDMAID

PROVE ME FUCKING WRONG
>>
>>82478239
ULTIMATE
SELF
>>
>>82478239
Are you a Scourge Sister fangirl? No? Then no.
Otherwise you missed out on THE FEELS.
ALL THOSE SCOURGE F33LS, ANON!!! (^ ・ω・^)
>>
>>82469908
>That samefag
If the the samefag is reading this, get a hobby.
>>
>>82478239
hussie gave up on the teen audience and went for the micro subsets of the teen audience. whos wild for terezi and ghost vriska
>>
>>82478392
Aradia defeated Vriska, killed her, and was unfazed by her BEGGING for her to hate her.

Aranea fucked everything up and caused the fucking retcon. Damara said naughty things in wapaneese.

Mindfang was a pirate who won some battles, while the Handmaid is literally a nightmare of legend with LE-level powers.

Cute ship, though.
>>
>>82478619
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>I came as fast as I could
What did she mean by this?
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Tell me how this is not the best ship in Homestuck.
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>>82478798
Rose has problems reaching climax and she is deeply ashamed of it
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>>82478809
Sorry, actual fucked up sexual tension and hatemance or whatever isn't Hussie's bag.
>>
>>82478798
That the baby, anon,
The baby is you!
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>>82478809
I can't, anon.
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>>82478840
they didn't even have that, though

vriska wanted it but she was just a bug that wouldn't stay down every time aradia squashed her
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>>82478798
>>
>>82478809
Karkat/Equius exists
>>
>>82479110
>dave sends john on a quest back to earth before the reckoning to bring him barack
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>>82479110
>no timeline where instead of booze it was troll cum Rose was addicted to and sampling the entire rainbow of
>>
>The epilogue is just John riffing on the new Ghostbusters
>>
>>82479198
You can't criticize the new Ghostbusters, that'd be misogyny!
>>
>>82479198
It's funny that you think Punished Hussie is anything but a whipped numale who wouldn't even think one critical thought against new Ghostbusters
>>
>>82479328
What's a numale?
>>
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>>82479198
>riffing on
>imp fucking lying
>>
>>82479348
the latest hot meme, repeat it to all your friends
>>
>>82479360
John wouldn't stand for this flagrant raping of his favorite film franchise.
>>
>>82479423
maybe john likes shitty romcom stars
>>
It's time to settle this once and for all.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10130732
>>
>>82479468
where are the actual good flashes though

like synchronize/unite
>>
>>82477479
AOI House is what you're looking for I believe.
>>
>>82479468
Honestly, no flash will ever be as good as that first major flash you ended up waiting to drop with everyone else and the hype
>>
>>82479552
not true actually, I caught up after descend but it's still the best
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>>82479468
>making me choose between WV: Ascend and WV?: Rise up
YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THAT'S NOT FAIR
>>
>>82479552
I waited for Descend, Make Her Pay, and Cascade with everyone else but I still like Jack: Ascend the most.
>>
So, I keep hearing about this new fanventure Double Death of the Author.

So what's so shitty about it, specifically character and plot wise? It's stupid long so I want to justify not reading it.
>>
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>>82479580
>>
i unironically hate equius
ask me anything
>>
>>82467553
To be frank the whole point of the pause was that he WOULDNT have to take breaks. He could just work on the comic for a couple of months straight then be done. Its the whole deal with odd gentelmen that forced him to take a break and step back to go deal with that.
>>
>>82479745
Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?
>>
>>82479728
Apparently it's not funny and is a bunch of wish fulfillment.

Granted everything post-retcon suffers from the same thing but y'know whatever.
>>
>>82479745
why are your tastes so shit?
hypothetically speaking, of course
>>
>>82479807
hypothetically if i had shit taste it would be because i liked equius
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>>82479745
>>
>>82479842
triggered
>>
>>82479825
>>82479807
Quality discussion, fellas. I posit this: your mom's dick.
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How do you feel about this ship?
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>>82479552
That'd make for a good topic actually

After you got caught up, what was your first upd8 flash, HST?

This was mine:
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=008131
Still fucking hysterical after these three years.
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>>82479907
worked better than davekat, they had a lot in common
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>>82479919
Karkat: Mental Breakdown
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>>82479907
they could have sex for infinity and then be back for lunch
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>>82479950
Somebody post that screencap of the guy with the timestop fetish who wanted to freeze time and cum on a pornstar until he was old and decrepit and then unfreeze time right when he was about to die.
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>>82479945
like what
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>>82479907
cute cute CUTE
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OK, I just spent this past week reading all of Homestuck.

can I die yet
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>>82479907
too much red
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>>82479996
Red and time, as opposed to red, insecurities, and the exact same taste in women.
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>>82480031

Not until after the Epilogue.
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>Three Weeks
>3 weeks!
>Three weeks since Homestuck has ended
>Still not a peep from Hussie
Jesus Christ, Andrew.
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>>82480031
The whole Homestuck? In only one week?
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>>82480031
Now is not the time for death.

That comes later.
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>>82480063
two days
that's all he'd been out for
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>>82479919
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002207
haha hey remember when rose was interesting and had lots of stuff going on
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>>82480063
I'm just waiting for his tell-all novel about the Making of Homestuck and how his style and influences changed over the years.
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>>82479996
Red time players who were both into interested involving digging up dead things (archaeology and paleontology)
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>>82480155
I think if I hear any more about Hussie's process I'll be infuriated into a fugue state.
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Do you think Hussie will ever recover from Homestuck?
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>>82480214
Was there a lot of this on the internet before he deleted it?
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>>82480068
well, 6 days

started last friday afternoon, got through most of act 6 by sunday night after reading 12-14 hours a day. powered through act 6 act 6 past couple nights.

came home from work today and watched Collide -> Act 7

thank fuck I didn't waste 7 years on this malarkey.
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>>82480306
Nope. It's gonna haunt him for the rest of his fucking life. The only way he can overcome it is to do something even better than it, only finished on time and with ZERO fuckups.

He can't. He's already failed. He's washed up as Cruz's campaign.
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>>82480306
Yes, but will he recover from all the teen beatings in his future?
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>>82480152
>this page
>it's rose lalonde from homestuck
feels like i'm reading about a completely different character in a completely different comic
the early acts had a sort of magic which is gone now. my heart feels heavy thinking about it.
i hope hussie will take care of himself for as long as he needs to, and find that magic again.
that would be nice
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>>82480322
That's pretty hardcore. So overall it took you about 80 hours to read Homestuck. It's nice to be able to put a number on it.
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I'm honestly surprised Hussie didn't have a Phil Fish style meltdown at some point. He seems like the sort of guy that would.
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>>82480404
He was tired of Homestuck before he even posted the first page. He said of it on the forums before it launched that all the ideas had grown stale for him and that he hoped user input would revitalize it for him. Dragging it out for so long was such a bad idea.
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>>82480322
well did you enjoy it at first?

you can probably tell why people grappled on.

I would suggest reading problem sleuth if you liked acts 1 through 4
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>>82480152
>Somewhere a zealous god threads these strings between the clouds and the earth, preparing for a symphony it fears impossible to play.

Yes Hussie. It was impossible to play. You weren't good enough.
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>>82480413
yeah, although I admit to skimming over some of the more pointless bullshit teen drama pesterlogs, especially in act 6. you guys weren't kidding about what a slog that act was, although it definitely picked up towards the end
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>>82480514
Yeah, skipping Act 6 drama because you're not thirsty for cringey characterization is alright. It amounted to nothing in the end anyway.
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>>82480306
Once upon a time, he might have been able to. But now he'll just be the Homestuck guy forever.
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>>82480620
>Homestuck is NOT my Magnum Opus

Well it's clearly not but I don't think he ever had a magnum opus in him
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>>82480471
yes, I tried reading it back in its heyday on /co/, around 2011 or so but I could never get into it

can't believe I'm saying this, glad I stuck with it.

also jade best girl
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>>82480152
Damn sylladexes were a dumb concept when was it used last?
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>>82480620
when did he seal his fate? With the kickstarter? If Homestuck stayed a 3-year project he probably could have moved on easily but for 7 years all he did was Homestuck.
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>>82480678
good taste
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>>82480731
His heart was out of the comic a while before that, but the Kickstarter is what doomed the comic, the franchise, and the game all in one fell swoop.

That and Hussie's COMPLETE lack of writing skills.
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>>82467967
John so he would kill me
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>its a Homestuck rewrite

>Karkat ends up with Terezi
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Why couldn't he just stick to the plan
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>>82480812
>Act 6 will be shorter
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>>82480701
>Damn sylladexes were a dumb concept
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>>82480808
>its a Homestuck rewrite
>Karkat ends up with the Empress
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>>82480848
Not just shorter, but *considerably* shorter. I'm guessing he was thinking around Act 4 in length.
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>>82480733
just Dorothy? She was the entire cast.
Harley's granddaughter - dorothy with pet dog
Stuffed-and-mounted Jade's Dreamself - dumb scarecrow
Robojade - heartless tinman
jadesprite - cowardly lion
grimbark - wicked witch
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>>82480808
Sounds good to me
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>its a Homestuck rewrite

>Rose "grows up" and does her land quest
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>>82480887
that would have been beautiful

no cherubim, no new trolls, no romantic fucking around that didn't last more than a week at most, it'd have been r-kids and finale, done and gone

I wonder why he took years. He could have ended it a lot sooner. He just kept it going and going and going and who knows why. Besides shirt sales.
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>>82480949
>no cherubim
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>>82480949
rachel's greed
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>>82480901
no see this uses Karkat and Terezi when they were characters and funny and not just weak romance chess pieces to stiffly move around
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>>82480877
Why's she doing double finger pistols
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If bec was made via Droog and the book, does that mean a member of the Midnight crew also helped make scratch?
Or is Vanilla Milkshake a spoiler for other stuff?
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>>82480978
yeah no cherubim

they were a waste of fucking time and added nothing in the end who gives a shit
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so why's joey got that face
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>>82481019
doc scratch was made from lil cal and a cueball
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>>82481029
the main villain is a cherub and is a better and more interesting character than

>Jade
>Jane
>Jake
>Karkat
>Kanaya
>Terezi
>Vriska

a huge chunk of the main cast
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>>82481019
The Draconian Dignitary from the Kids' session made Bec using the DNA from Halley and the MEOW code. This is a different character than Diamonds Droog, who is the Dignitary from the trolls' session.
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>>82480949
this, and hussie's next project could've been homosuck and go into more detail with lord english and the cali's. even the ambiguous ending that was act 7 could've been kept and would make much more sense in retrospect with it being anime and Caliborn's dream to make things anime.
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>>82481031
What face?
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>>82481053
I didn't like him any more than all the characters you just listed

Caliborn was loud and angry and boring
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>>82481077
you're objectively unintelligent, sorry
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>>82481019
It's a minefield of spoilers. Why look for the answers?
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>>82481029
>>82481077

I'm sorry sir you're sitting in the area where people have taste. Shall I help you move to a more appropriate location?
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>>82481088
Fine by me, enjoy the thinly veiled angry author insert that recycles Karkat and Vriska while dragging the plot on for another couple literal years
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>>82481138
don't you have some marvel comics to read?
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>>82481042
That sounds retarded but plausible
>>82481068
Halley was Nana's brother right?
>>82481094
>Or is Vanilla Milkshake a spoiler for other stuff?
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>>82467967
Dave Strider.
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caliborn was great because he gave hussie and excuse to write to his strengths
caliborn enabled hussie to write a lot of meta, self-deprecating humor and to write off-color jokes
and caliborn just kept getting better
he was pretty weak when he was introduced but after he entered his session he got a lot funnier and then his best moments were during homosuck
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>>82481176
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>>82481176
>Halley was Nana's brother right?
Halley was Nanna and Grandpa's dog. The name Harley comes from baby Grandpa mispronouncing Halley.

Pretty much everything to do with Doc Scratch is a spoiler, especially since I don't know how far in the comic you are other than being past Act 5 Act 1.
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>>82481077
AN ANON DIDN'T LIKE THE DIRECTION OF MY STORY, SO HE SAID I WAS LOUD ANGRY AND BORING.

THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME. AND BEAR IN MIND THAT ONE TIME, MY LEG WAS BITTEN OFF. AND I TRAGICALLY LOST A SISTER TO MURDER.
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>John never white guy rapped with Dave
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>>82481220
liveblogger hasn't gotten there yet.
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>>82481176
>>82481220
Neat
>>82481224
Dave it about to literally kill himself because Terezi gets wet at the thought of one-uping vriska
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Hussie's failings make me want to write a story about an arrogant but naive god who loses passion for the universe he created, and tries to appeal to his fellow deities to have his creation turned into a franchise in the realm of the immortal. He puts his universe "on hiatus" in the meantime, and so it ends up with an apparently absent god. The antihero would be his Lucifer equivalent, intent on saving his creations from the damages of his whims once they get to the bottom of what happened.
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>>82481242
Not going to say he didn't have good moments because that did make me laugh, just that the story didn't need him and he'd have been better saved for another, and Act 6 dragged out into nothingness that left him more obnoxious than entertaining to an already failed and dead story

Caliborn was unnecessary by the end and felt too much like Hussie whining in his own story
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>>82481264
Why would Dave and John go out and rape a white guy?
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>>82481282
Why not have it be the normal people, who when put on 'hiatus' find their lives going to weird total shit, and decide to break narrative and sneak out to see what the fuck is wrong, ending up at this?
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>>82481309
Because Dave's into that kind of stuff and he peer pressured John into doing it with him?
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>>82481309
They never did anything

They may as well have been loose acquaintances than long time internet friends stuck in a godgame together

By the end the original 4 kids felt like they didn't even know or care about one another, and never did
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>>82481309
Gods do that shit all the time, look at Zeus
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>>82481274
>wild cherry apeshit apocalypse
Wasn't that one of the gusher flavors john had a meltdown about?
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>>82481369
Yep.
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>>82481369
I still don't get that to this day. How Terezi did a time thing that was like... not a time thing? Hussie had this weird thing where he sometimes introduced new time stuff that didn't make sense compared to the 'old' rules. Though by then it was clear he didn't care much anymore.
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>>82481274
Remember: Vriska is all that matters. All is done for Vriska and because of Vriska.
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>>82481401
I assume terezi plants the seed in Dave's head (not literally), so there are now two timelines, one where dave goes back, and one where he stays. He trusts her enough to create a doomed timeline
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>>82481420
I mean, if it was meant to be a repeat of what she did to John, just more controlled and vague, then ok but it never felt right. Maybe she was doing a Mind thing with the whole 'can seer all possible timelines' or something.

Wonder what a Seer of Time would do then.
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>>82481369
How relevant
>>82481401
Infinite timelines based on infinite variable decisions?
it really doesn't make sense though since it isn't actually dave or one of his loops, I had assumed doomed timelines are like a branch coming off the main branch, they technically exist but are also technically separate, Dsprite had to go all the way back to hijack the spire to stay within the mainline and all the other dave's we've seen were from stable loops.
I dunno man
>>82481418
Fuck Vriska
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>>82481472
>but it never felt right
I do know what you mean, it makes you wonder to what extent this can work. It could be mind-specific for all we know.
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>>82480426

There's still plenty of time to cancel Homestuck 2.
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>>82481490
>it really doesn't make sense though since it isn't actually dave or one of his loops, I had assumed doomed timelines are like a branch coming off the main branch, they technically exist but are also technically separate, Dsprite had to go all the way back to hijack the spire to stay within the mainline and all the other dave's we've seen were from stable loops.
i always thought Time players could create beta timelines by creating a paradox
so Dave not actually doing something shouldn't really create a new timeline
all Terezi did was imagine a different outcome which never really happen
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>>82481490
>>82481502
Chalk it up to more bad writing then. Doesn't matter anyhow. She did it to get Viska-senpai to notice her. All lives are toys to impress and entertain Vriska. All choices are made to allow Vriska to steal the timeline.
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>>82481536
I bet you that's him selling Homestuck to someone to use it for whatever so he can reap merch sales and fade away after the game (doesn't) come out.
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>>82481490
>that pic
C
R U S E
U
I
S
E
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>>82480426
He sublimates his hatred for his audience into the work itself
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>>82481620
Hussie is passive aggressive, like many who infest MA and those mid-state counties. He cannot bring himself to be self-assured and calm, he is too scared to actually speak his mind, he has to take petty little snipes and backhands though his works, and rant about his cow's milk and how we plebians SUCKLE it at his leisure.
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>>82481580

Wouldn't that be closer to pulling a George Lucas than a Phil Fish?
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>>82481490
>>82481548
>>82481549
Aight
>>82481619
That was the joke pal

Wait I thought vriska had to do the head to hands thing to use her shit? She can just do it whenever the fuck? That's horseshit.
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>>82481721
I stand corrected
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>>82481721
keep going
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>>82481549
at this point i'm sort of baffled vriska didn't end up getting what aranea wanted and ascending to literal universal goddess status in one big final fapfest for hussie to blow his load to
instead she ONLY fixes everything and defeats the main villain, and then no closure. why, hussie? if you're willing to let your mary sue fetish influence the comic, might as well go all the way.
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>>82481291
>just that the story didn't need him and he'd have been better saved for another
This is a valid criticism
Caliborn as a character deserves a better story and Homestuck as a narrative deserves less characters and more focus
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>>82481754
>its totally your choice tav
>but you're going to do it anyway
>even though you were following the appropriate course of action beforehand
Man fuck this bitch
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>>82481812
Tavros should have just left her to bleed out and not dragged her to her quest cocoon.
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>>82481812
>>82481852
He literally didn't have a choice in the matter because lol mindhax
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>>82481852

Didn't she control him to bring her there anyway?
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>>82481876
>>82481878
Fuck, I forgot. She should have been out of it from blood loss and not able to mind control him.
Or Aradia could have stuck around and finished her off.
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>>82481876
And once again vriska succeeds not by being a decent person or learning a lesson but because she's a huge cunt
What a great lesson we've learned today
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>>82481812
Okay, two things
>1
Vriska should have just told him what to do and let him do it instead of this constant shit as usual where she traumatizes the fuck out of the dude
Like it has failed two separate times before this
>2
Bleeding out from blunt force trauma has to hurt like a motherfucker so I can sympathize with her rush to reincarnate

She's still a shit character though
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>>82481317
That also works. Will consider.
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>breath isn't about freedom
>Tavros decides not to kill Vriska when she told him to and used his freedom to leave her behind
Explain this
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>>82481964
Tavros is too lame to use Breath right.
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>>82481906
>>82481878
Dreamself did it >>82481754
>>82481926
She did tell him what to do, but because Tavros is a decent person and wasn't comfortable with murdering someone he knew she just kept egging him on and controlling him instead of actually letting him decide what to do.
I mean fuck did Tavros even know that god tier was a thing considering Bitch just jack his session and standard quest progression to fuck around on her world instead?
>mfw
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>>82481908
Guess what!
It's like that through the ENTIRE STORY! To the VERY END!
Good luck enjoying the rest of your Homestuck experience!
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>We already know they fail, we know it's because of Karkat's fuckup

What did she mean by this?
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>>82482042
[muffled rusecruise in the distance]
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>>82482010

>>82482042
I fucked up and forgot we learned about karkat doing the doom curse shit was in his session and not revealed to the kids because I hated that the comic was focusing on what seemed like irrelevant shit because them fucking with the kids didn't happen in earnest until 5.2.
Are you happy now anon
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>>82482098
>GG: <3

CONFIRMED
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>>82482147
she uses hearts with literally everyone
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>>82482147
well dave did die trying to save her in GO
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>>82482179
Not as much as she does with Dave
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>>82482098
>>82482147
Its cute but I'm still rooting for Dave/Rose
God I love MvC2
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Let's say you actually manage to get 8 copies of sburb. Would you:

1) Give em out to your friends, play the world-ending game
2) Destroy them

Mind you, you aren't completely sure that these are the only copies in existance
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>>82481812
People don't give Tavros enough credit. He's one of the only kids in Homestuck who, like a majority of real life kids, cannot soldier on through horrible trauma and bottle his feelings up for them to explode out later on.
This kind of situation would be enough to fuck ANY normal kid up, and sure enough, Tavros spends the rest of the session sleeping and pretending the horror away.
Then when Vriska tells him she made Bec Noir, he knows she'll probably kill him and he's scared shitless of her, but he tries to kill her because that's the morally right thing to do.
Then after they both die and she bullies him in the afterlife and forces him to spend a long time following her around, he finds the balls to not just get away, but also gather a huge fucking army to help defeat the big bad.
And he NEVER stops being true to what he likes or believes.
Dude isn't just Mituna levels of nice, silly and foul-mouthed through the entire story, he's also made of fucking iron. You've got to respect that shit, Terezi certainly wasn't able to pull it off (regrettably).
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>>82482224
Of course I'd give them to my friends and play. I've always wanted to end the world, and I have about 8 people I'd miss if I left them to ruin.
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>>82482224
Keep them locked in a safe, only taking them out and using them if meteors start falling. If that never happens I'd destroy them when I'm an old man.
>>
Reminder that Bowman spoiled the masterpiece 5 years in advance.

https://youtu.be/QFJUa31fVHw
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>>82482224
I have no friends and the meteors would be coming anyway.

Solo session it is. Wish me luck.

Hope I get darts themed underlings.
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>>82482224
I have no friends, otherwise I'd totally play it.
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>>82482313
where are you finding these unlisted bowman videos
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>>82482219
>but I'm still rooting for Dave/Rose

You poor soul
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>>82482214
davejade fans would be desperate enough to keep a tally of how many times the all-loving genki girl throws <3's at people as if that's honestly indicative of anything
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>>82482366
>Not knowing the URLs of all classic Bowman videos by heart
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>>82482313
>Lil Cal
>"I'M LORD ENGLISH"
>Could it be that simple?
son of a fuck
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>>82482313
>"I'M LORD ENGLISH"
>"...could it be that simple?"
okay that got me
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>>82482348
You'd need to have adamantium determination and OP powers if you even think of doing solo. Besides, do you actually want to turn into a Lord English-like creature?
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>>82482408
That's nice.
>>
Remember when Hussie's execution of Problem Sleuth and the first four acts led us to believe that he was a brilliant mastermind and that every plot point would come together into a nice series of time loops and finished arcs?
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>>82482459
>Besides, do you actually want to turn into a Lord English-like creature?
yes please. I would be chaotically neutral, and help the horrorterrors rather than harm them.
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>>82482483
he is a brilliant mastermind, he just needs to not take breaks and to not try to be a director
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>>82482483
i feel bad for the people who only realised this wasn't the case after they finished watching act 7
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>>82482224
>have to pick who leaves and who stays behind to die
fuck it, let everyone hate me but they'd better get over it and make the fucking universe
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>>82482532
I realized it around the time of the dancestors flashes. It started to show in act 5, but then Cascade wrapped up the act nicely and gave me hope again.
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>>82482532
Denial is a very powerful thing.

Act 7 was Hussie taking a messy dump on your chest with Eternity's Shylock playing. Denial is only so strong.
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>>82482219
>>82482402
Its not incest if its predestination
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>>82482656
yeah the dancestor games really wore down a lot of people
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>>82482692
Well yeah it is
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>>82482692
since you probably won't get the joke, that update was originally posted on christmas
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>>82482692
>strapless dress
Jade you slut, quit showing off so much skin
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Why is it that people always say that Homestuck was good? Homestuck was never good.
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>>82482692
>>82482728
Fuck you
>>82482743
Thats confusing as shit
>>82482788
You're a retard if you honestly think acts 1-4 weren't the dopest shit
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>>82467553
>Talking about scratched sessions and doomed timelines in the guide

Immersion broken
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>>82482788
Homestuck was fucking amazing from acts 1 to 3.

Act 4 was still good and had some of the best moments, but I wouldn't consider it as consistently good as what preceded it. Same with act 5, the trolls stayed too long but it was alright, and picked up in part 2 up until cascade. Act 6 is a conflicting mess.
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>>82482258
He's one of the few characters with a complete character arc
Why aren't Tav and Cal the main characters of homestuck
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>>82482258
tl;dr tavros is the weeniest weenie
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>>82482666
>Eternity's Shylock
Why did halftruth/tumblr think this name was racist anyway? Wasn't it just because the character said "I WILL HAVE MY POuND OF SMuT" which was a butchered Shylock quote?
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>>82482807
I wish these two could've talked more often
Their pesterlogs remind me of Unit-01
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>>82467967
Cronus
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>>82482889
>tavros is inexplicably competent at something entirely off-screen
>suddenly he has a complete character arc
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>>82482890
tavros couldve been great
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>>82482930
Oy vey, goyim.
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>>82482807
What the fuck did she think was going to happen? Where were the tears for John? What the fuck?
>>82482935
Like Evangelion?
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>>82482997
>inexplicably
RTFC jfc smdh
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>>82483011
Since its blank thats gotta be Vanilla Milkshakes
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>>82483032
oh sure the trolls are exactly like their ancestors whenever it's convenient for the plot
>>
Act 6 would have been fine if ALL of it had been planned since the beginning. Caliborn shitting on every act would have been fun for one thing.
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>>82483011
iirc, she assumed he couldn't die because she can only see the main timeline, or something like that idk
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>>82483011
terezi doesn't have a boner for john
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>>82483084
but she can SEE HIM DIE IN THE FUTURE
Maybe she shouldn't have been such a stupid cunt and actually seen how the plan went
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>>82483069
>>82483084
But she knows she made a doomed timeline and that doomed dave was going to die
She knew dave wouldn't kill himself like that, there was no tension or surprise, the regular not doomed dave who arbitrarily lived that she didn't fuck over is still there
It literally doesn't make sense

Also I am fucking hype for dave to get that katanta and alchemize it with his legendary weapon
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>>82483138
Until she suddenly had spades for him.
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>>82483228
>it was a pretty bizarre relationship
he says to the islander girl who was raised by a dimension warping hellbeast
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>>82483228
>dave actually saved the shipping chart
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>>82482997
Tavros has a decent social circle and is good at making allies (e.g. underlings). He's also extremely stubborn. That he would use his time to make friends with ghost after ghost until he could rally an entire army isn't THAT nonsensical.
There's the entire Page potential foreshadowing, too. That alone explains him doing something incredible at the end, after he's had time to grow up.

His entire character arc has been about freeing himself from Vriska and standing up for himself. And then he does exactly that. It would have been complete even without the ghost army, numbnut.

>>82482999
He was the hero we needed. I like to believe there's an alternate universe out there where he was brought back to life to lead the meteor crew, and in that alternate universe Homestuck had a slightly better ending.
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>>82483328
of course, that shit is prime irony
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>>82483228
>>82483328
You say that as if I didn't save it too
Neat another kidsprite
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You rove me, right anon?
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>>82483335
where was it shown that he's good at making allies
those social skills might have come in handy while he was courting Jade
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>>82483403
He wouldn't have had any success, Jade is davesexual
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>>82483403
During his quest he was during perfectly fine by using his underlings to solve the riddles of his lands
You know before vriska fucked him over again
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>>82483400
Is that the fucking Handmaid? Which answer gets me raped instead of murdered?
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>>82483335
He was sort of a social retard wasn't he? The uHHs everywhere, the way his dialogue was full of commas, his quirk itself, etc. They all indicated to me that he was pretty lame and bad at talking to people.
>>
How did scratching the session help make the Genesis Frog? I understand the kids needed to scratch to fulfill timeloops and get rid of Jack (although that didn't really work), but didn't Doc Scratch say the session couldn't bear fruit unless they scratched? I'm not sure what B2 did to help with that.
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I mean we all know the real reason why Tavros was suddenly able to rally an army

It's because Hussie already storyboarded a scene with Vriska leading an army of mind controlled ghosts and then changed the plot
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>>82483390
Well this was a bit unexpected
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>>82483456
He was using his animal control power on them, which doesn't work on troll ghosts
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>>82483456
that's because he has mind control for beasts
it doesn't extend to actual people
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>>82483514
Get ready for tragedy.
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>>82483390
whoo boy
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>>82483514
>gamzee
>most important character
Whoo Boy
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>>82483509
That goes without saying. However he could have had Meenah do it or something, but he didn't.
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>>82483467
This reply needed to be in Karkat's quirk Tbh
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>>82483613
wwhoops
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>>82483514
I remember there was porn of Jadesprite within five hours of her existing
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>>82483613
>>82483654
Just FYI, the tower ball falling and countdown ending landed on new years
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>Roxy went on a spiritual journey to make the fucking matriorb when they could have got the code for one with Jade's modus
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>>82483654
oh god it begins
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>>82483655
Remember when Homestuck was at its peak and there would be fanart for every update like 30 minutes after it dropped
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>>82483670
Supposedly the grist cost was astronomical.
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>>82483661
Neat
>>82483655
Also Neat, you peeps worked fast
>>82483654
Oh hes just in the story now
Nice. Was that window the same one from the post intermission recap?
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>>82482889
Tavros deserves to have a solo session of his own, gain a gang of wind-themed pixies, and smooth-talk his way past the Yaldabaoth final battle with his legendary CHA stat.
Then he can either take the Martyr choice and be the hero he was meant to be
or follow the Conqueror's path and become Lord Spanish, spend eternity going on extremely silly adventures, and have hilarious antagonistic interactions with Caliborn.
Now that's a story I'd read.

>>82482532
I remained hype as fuck for Act 6 during the entire year the Gigapause took.
Just after the comic resumed, Game Over happened and I suspected something wasn't right. Retconquest made me wary, but it was decent.
When shes8ack and Vriskagram finally happened, I knew it was time to abandon my delusions along with the comic
What kind of insane plot twist could redeem THAT? And sure enough there wasn't even one.
Keeping that in mind, Remem8er and Act 7 weren't particularly surprising...
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>>82483509
Given all the different ways Hussie had to twist the story to make Act 7 work, I'm seriously wondering how he let the story get so far off the rails. Like did he just forget that he already wrote Act 7? Was he thinking that he would be able to convince the animators to redo it? Seriously, what's the deal?
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>>82483011
She was trying to teach him a lesson, what with being a mind player and all. Unlocking his potential in a more delicate and subtle way.
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>>82483719
The paint splatter effects are really good here, it definitely makes the environment feel more lively.
>retcon filename
If I do drop the comic its when I finally get the fuking explanation for this
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>>82483467
none
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>>82483822
>82483822
You'll end up reading almost all of the comic before you do
You'll end up so close to the end that it'll be easier to finish than drop it
>>
I designed a fantroll and subsequently drew bad smut of them
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>>82483719
>you peeps worked fast
You have no idea.
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What was Hussie's best side project and why was it switching credit cards with Ryan North?
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>>82483881
What about the alpha's underwear?
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>>82483881
why the fuck does aradia wear a loincloth
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>>82483822
>before UBERLIB ALEC FUCKING BALDWIN bulldozed all the honest, decent conservative supermarket chains out of the states.
I'm in fucking tears right now holy shit
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>>82483990
>im s0 hungry
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>>82483990
ease 0f access
0u0
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>>82483881
>loincloth
but why?
At least a fundoshi or something
>>
>>82484023
she should sell her used underwear to buy some new underwear
I'm sure equius would be willing to pay a premium
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>>82483501
>He was sort of a social retard wasn't he? The uHHs everywhere, the way his dialogue was full of commas, his quirk itself, etc. They all indicated to me that he was pretty lame and bad at talking to people.
Not at all, no. He was extremely unsure of himself and not very educated (iRREGARDLESS), but he certainly wasn't completely stupid, or as socially inept as Jake. Look at his dialog with his main friends - Aradia, Terezi, and maybe Nepeta. They get along with him totally fine, no miscommunication at all.
His biggest blunder was probably his confession to Jade, followed by killing Grandpa (somewhat justified by cultural differences), and both happened when he was in a weird state of mind and trying to imitate Vriska. He went back to his old ways later on.
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>>82483822
Its fucking me up how I can't discern how straight this is being played
>>
>>82483892
how is he so funny when he does this shit
this man is a wizard of mockery
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>>82484128
>let alone swapped your eyes with those billiard balls and make them alternate rapidly
Holy shit, I never made the connection when it happened.
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>>82484128
FUCK
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>>82484128
Oh that's how scratch talks to people. Neat
>>82484208
>it
Ruh Roh
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>>82484208
Really, dude?
>>
>>82484128
we all should have seen the reveal coming
>>
>>82483881
>kanaya
>spats
>>
lil cal is lord english

there I said it, stop pussyfooting
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>>82484264
Damn jade is kawaii
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>>82484317
Cal can't fit in that coat, silly.
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>>82484325
She's canonically the cutest
>>
>>82484317
Could it really be that simple?
>>
>>82484317
could it be so simple?
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>>82484317
>spoiling it
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>>82484325
jade is ugly ass shiutg
>>
>>82484282
Scratch was made from Cal, it wasn't much of a reveal.
>>
LALONDE TIER LIST

ROXY>MOM>ALPHA ROSE>ROSE

ANY OTHER ANSWER IS OBJECTIVELY WRONG
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>>82484325
>>82484390
I'll fight you nerd
>>
>>82484418
it did surprise a lot of people. the kind that think 'lol puppets' despite his close proximity to gamzee when he goes murdertier etc.
>>
>>82484437
I want to fuck Alpha Rose
>>
>>82484363
>>82484364
SIMPLEMIND
ONE SECOND APART, HOT DAMN
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>>82484460
Damn Jade's fangs
>>
>>82484437
Roxy > Pre-Act 6 Rose = Alpha Rose >= Mom >>> Act 6 Rose
>>
>>82481786
but anon, hussie's fetish isn't mary sues
it's orgasm denial
>>
>>82484543
why did you take off your name?

could it be because you're anonposting rendering you amaster ruseman?
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>>82484543
>jade's got some fangs fuck
Like for real, I wasn't expecting a meltdown like this
>>
>>82484543
Jadesprite is just sad because the afterlife was full of big fat cocks and she doesn't get to go back
>>
>>82484612
She would have been so perfect with Karkat ;_;
>>
>>82484543
Technically Jadesprite has the fangs since she's part dog
>>
>>82484596
man it would be
good call
>>
>>82484668
I shipped Jadekat HARD by the time 5.2 was over
>>
>>82470748
>all just fucking ending
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>>82484605
>he doesn't shitpost on multiple boards
Cmom man, at least if people filtered my name in this thread they've probably got the recursive block on too, that's why i anchor post to each other vs leaving it on for Dark Souls General and ruining the thread for namefagging.
>>82484670
That was the joke, also
>meltdown
>bec liked uranium steaks.
Try to keepup
>>
>>82467758
I wonder how many people who used to frequent hsg/hst have offed themselves since the 13th
>>
>>82479745
If you hate best pervert, then who's your favorite?
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>>82484668
How great it could've been
>>
>>82484755
Karkat and Jade were so good, goddamn
>>
>>82484876
They were all good
Like every ship with Jade and Dave was good
I didn't even ship and I liked all of them
>>
>>82484876
Remember when Homestuck's characters bounced off each other in ways that were both adorable and hilarious?

That was great. Can we go back to that?
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>>82484755
Karkat got the right idea desu
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>TFW SBURB COULD HAVE BEEN "KIDS AND FUN" BUT TURNED INTO TEENAGE DRAMA INVOLVING GRAY CANDYCORN VAMPIRES
>>
>>82484972
F R E E D O M

anyone got the bowman freedom?

I need it for reasons
>>
>>82484972
shit meme desu
>>
>>82485001
>I need it for reasons
if you post ones based on the original comic and not the overlay you're getting banned mate
>>
>>82485020
One of the janitors goes on a hissy fit every single day and deletes all the MSPA threads created within the few hours they do this in. Nobody's been able to get them reported for this. It doesn't matter if one poster breaks an arbtirary meme rule in here, does it.
>>
What's the freedom meme? I stopped coming to these threads before HSG even got banned.
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>>82484969
that panel was based on a fanedit someone immediately drew of jade and jadesprite kissing
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>>82485001
Here friend
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>>82485094
It's a comic about John being bossed around, proving Breath has nothing to do with freedom.
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>>82485176
thank you based friendo
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>>82484969
man that outfit
5.2 jade was so hot
>>
>>82485094
Freedom is the collective desire of /hst/ to liberate ourselves from the shackles which bind us all.
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>>82485186
>Even at the beginning of the comic, when we were still able to give reader-submitted prompts, John was being bossed around
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>>82484969
>>82485158
Damn
Fuck this log is great
>>
>>82485231
>John gains true free will and is the only person who can actually make real choices
>Still gets told what to do
Breath has nothing to do with freedom. Breath has everything to do with being a slave.
>>
>>82484969
I just realized how much Karkat Hussnasty looks like old-school, AIDS-era Hussie.
>>
did anybody save that text freedom that got posted earlier?
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>>82485320
the hussnasty troll panels were all really good and didn't get a lot of backlash unlike the first hussnasty panel with rose
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>>82485158
i mean we all knew that there had to be a kissing panel since equius and aradia's robosmooch was so legendary, it's not like they gave him the idea or anything
>>
>>82485094
A comic refuting the common fan theory that the aspect breath has something to do with freedom or being free.
To be honest it's being forced pretty hard.
>>
>>82485289
bloggo, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior michael bowman?
>>
>>82485359

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A______R__A_______T__A
A__J______A__J_______A
A__J______A__J_______A
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A_____V___A__________A
A__J______A_______VV_A
A__J______A_JAMA_VV_A
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A_________A__________A
A_JJ___T__A__R__J____A
A_JJ______A__R__J_R__A
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>82485388
>it's not like they gave him the idea or anything
no it's literally exactly that, it was a direct reference
>>
>>82485094
http://steelcorridor.tumblr.com/post/120569462016/i-think-women-shouldnt-be-allowed-near-john

People trying to turn this into a new Loss or something.
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>>82485407
truly art
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>>82485289
Oh boy is it time for WV:Imagination quest
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