Batman do you mind if I record you raping the Joker.I can sell

>>82410520
Batman can't rape the Joker because Batman is not gay.

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>>82410544

>>82410520
How many bat signals do you need Commissioner?

Really is there only one or are there several in key locations around the city.
If they only had one at Police headquarters and the building was compromised they'd need a backup.

>>82410573
If Batman is gay with Robin that mean he's a pedo, not a gayman, so he still can't rape the Joker.

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Please Batman, the only way you can save me from certain death is to rape the Joker.
You care about me, right?

I thought there was something really off about the New Batman Adventures

>>82410654
Just fucking stay dead, Jason, you whiny little shit.

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Even if it turns out you raped my parents Joker... I will NOT rape you. Not even now that you tried to rape the entirety of Gotham.
I'll just sexually harass you, but with no penetration. Just like I do for every rapist out there, Joker.
I just quickly rub my dick over them, but the Batman NEVER fully rapes.

>>82410642

>Implying Dick Grayson is a kid.
>Implying Clark Kent is a kid

Batman is a whore.

>>82410544
Anyone can rape anyone, anon.

>>82410769
Only 50's Batman was gay, not all Batmans.

>>82410835
But he's not gay! A non-gay man doesn't rape another non-gay man! people in jail are secretly faggots!

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Dad used to take me here to see the ballgame. Sometimes afterwards he'd rape me.

>So that's where the obsession began

>>82410654
No.

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Oh, commissioner. If Batman had the guts fot kind of fun, he would've done it years ago. I, on the other hand...

>>82411086
>not all Batmans.
>Yes all Batmans

>>82410520
"Jim, I'm beginning to think none of this has to do with keeping the city safe, and that you just have a fetish."

>>82411346
Have you been paying attention Batma. In the month you haven't raped the Joker, Gotham has had 7 clown drive by shooting, 3 attempted rapes of Bat girl and someone stole the cities makeup supply. You have to save us Batman. Rape him.

>>82410654
Why did he take his shoes off? I never understood that.

>>82411086
Whatever helps you keep yourself from buggering other men, anon. I won't judge regardless.

>>82410520
Isn't the batsignal just a piece of sheet metal? Pretty sure it is cheap as fuck.

>>82411507
With a massive light bulb

>>82411334
No you liar! that was nothing but a christfag and soccer mom meme! Batman was never gay! he's a handsome hot muscular man with a beautiful dick who has relationships with catwoman or wonder woman.

>>82411475
Stop talking like if being gay and raping people was a normal thing.

>>82411346
>Batman, how can I live with myself if no one rapes the Joker? How will my children sleep at night? It has to be done

>>82411641
Sexuality isn't even a big deal, anon. There is no need to be insecure. Just do whatever feels right. Don't even care about what other people do or think.

Why doesn't Batman just lick Jim Gordon's ass?

>>82411757
but The Joker is not gay!

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"Why Batman should rape the Joker" by Clark Kent.

>>82410544
I think you meant "Batman can't rape the willing"

Even then, if you believe that, then you're just not trying hard enough.

>>82412221
>Why don't you just rape the Joker, Superman?

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>>82411783
And Bruce wasn't straight, but that didn't stop Talia.

>>82410520
Well you were fucking warned it was going to burn out if you dident turn it off you fuck

>>82412309
Damn they really captured Talia's feverish insanity

>>82411442
The Joker knocked his socks off.

>>82412297
"Sorry, I'm just humble reporter Clark Kent. But if you want my opinion on it, I think Superman raping him just wouldn't have the same impact."

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Why does Batman have to be the one to rape the Joker when it's the legal system's job to carry out the rape sentence in the first place?

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Rape the clown, save the world.

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>>82412445

Indeed. There other people that Superman could rape.

>>82412480
"Those red eyes, I'm sure they look right through me, like I am nothing more than a nuisance to be raped. But when I see you? I see something no man can ever resist. I see the end. The end of our intact anuses. The end of our achievements. The end of our dreams. You raping me is my nightmare."

>>82412571
>implying Lex wouldn't let Superman do it and then reveal he had shoved Kryptonite up his anus

>>82412633

>Implying Lex would do anything to sabotage his romantic evening with Superman

>>82412221
Why don't you just rape the world in a bottle?

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>>82412894

Because the bottle would break

>>82412930
You're raping it wrong, Superman.

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>>82410520
Why did you raped Arisia, Hal?

>>82410520
I've always thought that I would rape the Joker if I was a superhero. Not for personal enjoyment, just to see how he would react. Nobody would believe him and I would carry on as if nothing ever happened.

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>>82413079
Are you jealous?

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>>82413110
I hate the fact that I can't say no.

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Yes, Miss Lane. I know who's the gay one in the Justice League.

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>>82412974

Nope. A single thrust and that shit breaks faster than a piece of Kleenex. Shit, i should have fucked Faora when i had the chance.

>>82413284
What if I told you that the only way to restore the city of Kandor and its people to it's original size was to rape it?

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>>82413284
Superman, you either rape Batman or I rape the wall

>>82413394
>Implying the Wall won't rape you

Bats would never rape.
He might do something else.
https://i.gyazo.com/8da2e9176a799da998bc91b49c05f886.png

>>82413330
How would he even do that? Like, is he sticking his dick in the bottleneck, shrinking down and fucking everyone in the city? These are serious questions.

>>82413470
Well obviously he'd have to find a way to do it without their consent.

>>82413470
>Like, is he sticking his dick in the bottleneck, shrinking down and fucking everyone in the city?
obviously, are you being willfully dense?

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>>82413404
Not if I do it first.

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Batman! The joker and Lex have kidnapped superman for their experiments!

>>82413652
>How are you alive? I thought Damian raped you

I can't believe I ignored these threads for so long.
Shit's hilarious.

>>82413652

>Damian raping anyone
>Not being raped by Supergirl

>>82413768
lewd

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>>82410520
Well, Batman, I think you did a good job.

>Alfred, I've apprehended the Joker. Prepare the Fun Chamber
>*sigh* Again, Master Bruce?

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>I thought you raped your enemies too?

Batman, I swear I will rape Bullock if you dont rape the joker! Dont force me!

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>>82414733

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>Listen, Bane, since Batman won't do it, I need you to rape the Joker.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS RAPING THE DAMN CLOWN, BATMAN!

Bamp

>Joker spends years trying to mindfuck Bats
>Bats is essentially the equivalent of throwing a sausage down a rabbithole
>Joker decides to go mindfuck the next best guy, Batsy's friend the Commish
>paralyzes, beats, molests, generally abuses his daughter and shows Gordon the entire thing
>Gordon is completely okay, Bats kicks Joker's ass and has a sensible chuckle
Dear god TKJ is weak. I kinda wish someone had raped somebody now

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>>82414943
For you?

>>82412221
Oh fuck, Buzzfeed poached Clark.

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>"A-Are you finally going to rape me, Batman?"
>"Joker, listen to me! It's not too late...it doesn't have to end like this."
>"Oh but it does! You know what's going to happen if you don't."

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If it'll finally get you all off my back and the Commissioner off of /co/ then let's just get this over with.

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>>82417759
Batman no! If you rape the Joker alternate universe Superman will throw the Earth into the Sun!

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Batman wait!! he wants you to do it its not rape!!! Its all part of his game!!

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Perhaps Matches Malone should rape him instead

>>82411553
If local haunted houses can afford it, I think Gotham can

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>>82410544
>Batman is not gay

>>82417915
I remember him, he showed up to a party I was at a few decades ago.
Weird guy, came dressed as Dracula.

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Stay down! If I wanted it, you'd be raped already!

Why don't we just rape Harley instead?

>>82410769
Clark Kent is an alien, so it isn't gay

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>>82418187
Any one of you dares to touch her and you're dead. You hear me?, Dead!

>>82418293
Clark Kent is an alien?

>>82418357
He might as well be.
Antisocial, awkward, married to his work, yet somehow never in the office.

Must be all those narrowly-missed Superman sightings. The Kryptonian flies around town so often everyone has seen him at least once, but not Clark.
Poor guy.

>>82418314
Why haven't you raped the Joker?

Has Joker raped Harley?

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I can suddenly see why Dick doesn't like to come here anymore.

remember when wonder woman raped maxwell lord?

>>82410520
Batman wouldn't even kill the Joker, what makes you think he'll rape him, a crime far worse than murder?

>>82418856
>guaranteed replies

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>>82418670
Who cares. No one liked him anyway.

>>82418815
She may have went a little too far with that.

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>>82418524
Because it's easier to cuckold him than to rape him. And the shame and humiliation on him being a cuck is much greater than him being raped

>>82418856
>Rape is worse than murder
Oh, fuck off. Rape doesn't even make it the top list of humanity's crimes. Slavery, genocide, torture, human experimentation, child soldiers, political repression, denial of human rights, extreme physical assault, kidnapping, and war crimes in general makes rape look like a slap on the wrist.

>>82419072
I don't think the Joker can feel shame, Ivy. Actually I think he'd probably respond to getting cucked by burning down an orphanage.

>>82418187
because batman doesn't want to rape harley-- i mean, gordon doesn't want batman to rape harley.

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>>82419161
But the action is still there. And you wouldn't believe how fast the rumors start fliying around Gotham, and the reputation...Oh boy, The Cuck Prince of Crime has a nice ring to it

>>82418524
I agree. I have seen nature documentaries where groups of animals express their dominance by unwilling soliciting the sexually conquering of the Alpha or inspiring leader into submission. If humanity is anything like my nature documentaries, Ivy should force herself on the Joker as Harley witnesses the act to obtain her romantic affections.

>>82419283
>The Cuck Prince of Crime
Please /co/, don't make this a thing people say

>>82419358
Tell that to /tv/ once they tie Harley x Deadshot in Suicide Squad with Harley x Deadshot in Assault on Arkham, Harley x Ivy fanservice AND confirmed granddaughters in Batman Beyond when the Joker was dead. And get ready for Jared Leto to confirm he's a cuck.
The Cuck Prince of Crime!

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>>82419283
Hohoho! That's a good one, Greeny! I'd say that joke is to die for.

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>>82419484
You'll know about jokes, since your whole life is a one big joke. I mean, not even even Harley loves you anymore, and that girl was literally crazy for you.

>>82418815
can someone fill me in on this

>>82419119
what about systematic rape by invading armies

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>>82419676
What can I say, I'm a man who lives for laughs! Harley can attest to that, the little ungrateful trollop. And she also knows that the people who laugh at me don't live for long, ha! If I were you, I'd keep eyes in the back of my head, Ives.

>>82411313
The old man wouldn't know rape if it bit him in the cape! Not that you were ever very appealing. Come on, flowers, fights, where's your A game? Make a face, drop your pants, something!

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>>82420354
I mean have to look over my head, but at least my reputation is the same and not the laughing stock of Gotham. Seriously Joker, even Killer Moth have more of a respect between the gallery

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>>82421123

>>82421123
>implying the Rogues Gallery aren't fucking terrified of the Joker

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>>82410544

>>82419119
>Rape doesn't even make it the top list of humanity's crimes

I'm pretty sure it comes into a lot of humanity's crimes.

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Why haven't you raped gordon yet, Batsy?

>>82417070
No there was nothing sexual about what happened to Babs
Gorden on the other hand

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>>82412894

>>82418856
>rape is worse then murder
Are you feeling OK anon your saying some retarded things

>>82419072
It's only cuckoldery if he's into it

so anyone gonna post that comic where bats raped the joker?

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>>82410654
I forgive you Bruce for not saving me, but why on God's earth is he still a virgin?

>>82425754
I didn't teach you about anal virginity, Jason.

>>82425754
Lol Jokers face

>Heh, finally SOMEBODY rapes me! Sheesh, can't a guy just catch a break?

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>>82420214
don't be racist, anon.

we just need to show more tolerance.

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>oh, batsy! i've got condoms if that's what you're worried about!

>>82412633
>>82412571
>>82412480
See, Lex would probably just lure Superman into raping him, and then just move on with his life. Eventually though, Superman would start getting sick.

And then Lex reveals that he spent years having Lexcorp study and produce a Kryptonite Bioweapon, capable of infecting Superman's alien physiology. The downside is that it required fluid exchange.

So, naturally the only thing Lex could do with this is to infect himself with a synthetic Kyroptonian STD, and lure Superman into raping him.

Exactly as planned.