Hey, do you realize that we're about halfway to Halloween? Because I sure the fuck didn't.
But, as proposed in another thread, in celebration of reaching the halfway mark to the most haunted of holidays, we're having a special Spring storytime of one of the greatest classics of our time: Night of the Were-Ed.
I'm strapping in for the night go through the whole damn Trilogy, if you're all on board for it; for those that don't know, this is basically /co/'s version of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, so hop in and enjoy one of the craziest fucking rides of your life.
Oh hell yes
>>82398894
What is this Memery?
>>82398894
Introduction #1: Ed's Mullet. Gasp at its glory, uninitiated, for it's beauty is unparalleled on this board.
Why do they look so fucked? >>82398960
>>82398960
And I thought only MacGyver could have a mullet and succeed.
>>82398960
>Eddy has a full head of hair
Already to a great fucking start
>>82398960
Ed got bit by the plug from a rogue blender, I guess
>>82398938
Oh man. OH MAN. You are in for a treat, anon.
>>82399017
Ed's like 40% hair and I love it.
Show of hands: Who's never read this?
>>82399049
Top right panel is basically the face this comic will have you making all night.
>>82399082
That's a real conveniently placed VHS from 1997. Do they still have blockbusters in the Cul-de-sac?
>>82399049
I caught it in 2014 I believe during it's story time, I think I wasn't around /co/ last halloween, it was done traditionally right?
Also is there a OK for this not being for halloween now?
>>82399118
>entire panel devoted to a tail shooting out of Ed's ass
It's the little things about this comic
>>82399118
Are you going to make shitty remarks the whole time?
>>82399082
>you guys are all totally gonna be making this face all night!
god time you presumptuous pretentious bitch
>>82399150
Sarah, what are you doing up in the middle of the night anyway?
>>82399128
>Also is there a OK for this not being for halloween now?
Well, I'm the one who's been doing the annual storytime for the past 3-4 years, so I say sure, why the hell not?
>>82399128
This comic is for Pre-Halloween, I'm sure we'll find something to story time for Halloween and Post-Halloween too.
>>82399202
>>82399173
>Are you going to make shitty remarks the whole time?
Yeah, pretty much. It makes me laugh.
>>82399118
>>82399202
You think Ed would've saw this coming and prepared for it being the monster guy and all.
Speaking of which, Ed probably would've been someone I would hang out with seeing I'm a huge horror and monster buff too.
>>82399243
Eddy's hair spikes are also fantastic. There's some great awful hair in this comic.
>>82399202
Probably some Tsundere lovemaking.
Because this is like my animoos right /co/?
>>82399016
Is this your first time?
Oh boy are you in for a ride.
>>82399263
No clue what the fuck's happening with the perspective in that last panel, but I guess Sarah is a garden gnome now?
>>82399297
>>82399268
"W-Wolf Ed-sama, I...."
>>82399296
I'm so excited for these people.
>>82399325
He's got the same fucking mullet, guys; put the fucking pieces together.
A we doing all of them?
>>82399344
Ah, yes, who could forget Ed's distinctive "Auburn Hair" from the show?
>>82399374
"What's that?"
"Why, it's an inanimate carbon rod!!!!"
>>82399349
That's the plan; I love this fucking trilogy.
>>82399406
Part of the Were-Ed drinking game: Take a shot every time Kevin shows up too late to be of any use.
>>82399443
>>82399344
>>82399374
I'm assuming that MAYBE this takes place years after the show and that's why Ed's got a fucking mullet and Sarah has boobs. But I'm not sure if this person was thinking that far.
I don't know why it's such a reoccurring theme in these fan comics for the Eds and other characters to have full heads of animu hair but it needs to die. I mean fuck there was one where Eddy had blue hair, BLUE HAIR.
>>82399509
>"And then Ed and a shirtless Double D embrace, just like in my doujinshis..."
>>82399533
Please delete this image, trust me, you are going to want to save room fro when "it" happens.
>>82399537
Ed's got that "Sorry about giving you herpes" look
>>82399533
Oh, it gets so much worse after thetime skip
>>82399537
You said there was three volumes of this right?
It's gonna be one of those nights I can tell.
>storytimer feels the need to make obnoxious one liners and add his opinion for every post
>>82399620
Kevin jumping on that "Murder the Ed Boys" wagon real damn fast
>>82399598
Nah man, fuck that. The half the fun of a Night of the Were-Ed storytime is everyone reacting to this crazy bullshit together.
Use as many replies and images as you want; I've got no problem creating a second thread if we have to.
>>82399621
It gets way better, the last volume of this is pure anime nonsense.
>>82399598
Can you just give me a hint on what "it" is just so I can really know that I need it?
>>82399683
That's more "wolf with mange" than werewolf, but whatever, move that plot along.
>>82399680
Fuck you; this is how I unwind.
>>82399683
What really is the negative to having a whole cul-de-sac of werewolves? Seems like a net positive.
>>82399734
Nazz being pretty chill about the whole "You were gonna murder two of our friends" thing.
>>82399711
Oh, you'll fucking know.
>>82399761
>Warning: Werewolves
Yeah, that ought to do it.
>>82399750
Werewolves are notoriously hard to scam.
>>82399761
She loves a man who has balls anon.
Can't fault her for loving top dog.
>>82399797
>"So, what do you want to do now that we're alone in bed, Ed-kun?"
>>82399711Ed fucks Marie and everyone walks in on her and him fucking and one of the kankers says "she always did have a thing for furries" since h was a werewold
>>82399683
Bishi-Rolf is not right. NOT RIGHT AT ALL.
>>82399825
It's a good thing they decided they were gonna go rogue on the gameplan, because apparently no one thought to secure the damn window.
Post the one about the self-insert, Mary-Sue, goth chicken-ghost after this.
>>82399871
>>82399829
>TELLING A NEWBIE ABOUT THE EVENT
THAT'S A FUCKING FOUL, ANON
THAT'S A FUCKING FOUL
>>82399902
>"Primal Urges Must be Met"
>I'veSeenEnoughHentai.gif
>>82399924
Don't scoff at the cake cutter; the son of a shepherd has killed with less.
>>82399943
I want everyone to take a good, hard look at Johnny. The Cul-De-Sac is on the hunt for a vicious, deadly beast. They may not all come back. Hell, it could be that NONE of them are coming back. One way or the other, blood is going to fucking spill tonight.
And Johnny COULD NOT look more fucking amped for it.
>>82399898
Oh shit, I think I know which one your talking about, it's the one where it's a spirit from Rolf's folklore who becomes his girlfriend right? Or is there more then one EEnE comic with a mary sue ghost girl in it?
>>82399972
Well, "Plan A" worked for about seven, eight seconds.
>>82399995
Double Werewolf D just got back from filming the Thriller video.
>>82399898
>>82399989
Please, God, someone storytime this one too.
>>82400033
>>82399972
I guess that is kinda in character for Johnny, now he just has to dress up as Captain Melonhead and try to solo fight the werewolves himself.I actually kinda want to see that
>>82400050
>Double D is in control as a werewolf because he's special
That's your first notch in your "Double Mary Sue D" column. Won't be the last
>>82400058
Night of the Were-Ed: Part 4 material right here.
>>82400090
>>82400104
>>82399995
>Rolf getting one hit like a pussy
Come the fuck on, this is just NOT accurate. The Son of a Shepard would not go down in one hit like that.
>>82400126
Werewolves explode into a massive fireball when you kill them, I guess?
>>82400104
So Plank's a werewolf now too?
>>82400140
Goddammit Rolf, could you at least pretend to be interested? You look like you're describing the weather.
>>82400140
Double D is like Goku in these comics; everyone else may as well be cardboard cutouts with voice boxes taped to their backs.
>>82400140
>Werewolves explode into a massive fireball when you kill them, I guess?
That's just Buffy vampire rules at work.
>>82400170
How long do you figure she was leaning over him like that?
I'm guessing at least half an hour.
>>82400160Soon.
>>82400140
I literally laughed out loud when it fucking blew up, oh shit that was gold, pure FUCKING GOLD!
>>82399902
You know what else is a foul? Being a fucking retard every post during your storytime.
>>82400204
>>82400207
Oh, I haven't even BEGUN yet. The quality of my shitty comments is going to get even worse once this shitshow really starts going off the rails.
>>82400253
>>82400204
Oh god, please tell me Plank just gets a werewolf face drawn on him and he just levitates around and mutilates people in no forseenable way, that or just turns into a giant wooden werewolf. Either one would be fantastic.
>Double D's nips
>>82400268
>"PERSONAL NOTES"
Just call it a diary, man
>>82400207
You bitching about the commentary is worse than the commentary. Just don't read them?
>>82400295
"And then they fucked under the pale moonlight. Double D was the top."
And that's the end of Part 1! Believe it or not, this was the "sane" chapter of the Saga. It ticks up a notch in Part 2.
Everybody ready for more?
>>82400359
*cure end credits* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0fy1HeJv80
Yep, I'm ready.
>>82400388
*cue
Fuck, I'm groggy.
>>82400359
Do it faggot.
>>82400359
ALRIGHT KIDDIES, TIME FOR PART 2: VAMPIRIC BOOGALOO!
Show of hands, how many people do we have here reading?
>>82400388
Fucking perfect; I'm saving this for October.
>>82400359
This is fucking art man, it should be in a Musuem, everything from the fucking trend in EEnE comics with animu hair to the generic anime bullshit is done perfectly as if it was intentional.
My body is ready, I never thought I would actively look for cringe but this just might be my undoing.
LAY IT ON US
>>82399680
> he feels the need to disrupt a storytime by posting an image
>>82400442
Ed's looking progressively more like Archie Andrews.
>>82400485
>computer is labelled HAL
Grinned.
>>82400480
>Hasn't replied to anyone else who's doing it.
I've seen this guy's stuff recently nowadays (they were REALLY prominent when the Aquabats Super Show was on) They're not super stellar but man, it's leagues beyond this.
I guess we all gotta start somewhere, which is a comforting thought.
>>82400485
The art's getting a little better, I'll give her credit. It's a low bar to clear, but still.
>>82400469
You have not begun to cringe.
>>82400480
Honestly, the image-posting is going to happen. Especially given certain...."events" that are coming up that totally warrant reaction images. I'm more than prepared to make this a multi-thread sort of deal; it's just inevitable.
>>82400521
Explain.
>>82400554
>>82400521
I haven't been keeping track of what's she's been doing as much as I should. I've heard she's ashamed of this now, which is sad. I always wanted to thank her for this joyous work.
>>82400521
I wished this person followed up and made that "Ed Rising" story, seeing how hilariously horrendous this is, I can't imagine how a zombie apocalypse setting would churn out.
>>82400583
Hey, I wonder if the Kankers will be relevant to this story....
>>82400608
Double D isn't a Liverpool FC fan, I see.
>>82400659
>>82400608
This nigga ships Ed and Double D don't they? We finished volume one and there was already a lot of tension in that one.Double D and Eddy is the objectively better ship
>>82400608
>>82400659
I don't appreciate these homoerotic undertones.
But why am I smiling?
>>82400679
Man, we even get a title screen this time. They really knocked the production budget up a few notches for the sequel.
>>82400570
I mean, just look up "nintendo-nut" and you'll get their deviantART. You'll see their recent stuff which is pretty stellar, at least compared to this (on its own its passable)
>>82400583
Im guessing they made it during middle/high school since this stuff seems to date back pretty far. I wouldn't go so far as to "thank" them, but storytiming it here and there won't hurt.
>>82400717
Head's Up: Time Skip! So I guess the Ed's are like 16, 17 now? They sure as hell don't look it.
>>82400695
>>82400710
It wouldn't be a true animu inspired fangirl fic without copious gay undertones.
>>82400717
This has given more hype then any anime series.
End me now.
>>82400765
Alright everyone, buckle your seatbelts and keep all hands and legs inside the ride.
We're about to hit a whole new level.
>>82400752
>but storytiming it here and there won't hurt.
Yeah....here and there....This October will be my fourth annual storytiming of it[.../spoiler]
>>82400816
After the clusterfuck that made up half the pages in the first volume, those arrows are a godsend.
>>82400846
>You will never be dive tackled by your hot trailer trash stalker-rapist
Why do I even live, /co/
>>82400876
>YEOWTCH
>>82400876
She was the best Kanker.
>>82400891
How the hell you getting thrown backwards and then getting a bruise on your forehead, Double D?
>>82400816
>>82400846
>>82400876
>best girl
>sweaty, feral, possibly vampire best girl
>>82400921
GUSTAD, NO!!!!
>>82399215
No its going to be Were Ed again
>>82399374
Wasn't Ed a redhead?
>>82400953
We are already doing it though, we can't story time it twice in a year, can we?
>>82400944
Which is better: Ed's Mullet, or Rolf's Goatee?
Vote Now!
>>82400953
It will always be Were-Ed.
I can't believe for the 6th time in my life, i'm sitting through a "Night of the Were Ed" Storytime.
>>82401017
Nigga the Edds celebrated Christmas in July. We can story time this shit in May.
>>82401017
This faggot thinks he can because there's no rule not too, and since he's been doing it for years on halloween he can do it any time.
He's ruining the natural order
>>82401035
So, by my count, in the future...
1) Rolf has a soul patch
2) Kevin has a rat tail
3) Johnny has a fucking mohawk
4) Nazz has gone strapless
5) Jimmy has managed to become MORE feminine
Am I missing anything?
>>82401035
Goatee
But this is fucking inaccurate, Rolf wouldn't be crying, he'd be rolling up his sleeves and hunt for the son of a bitch himself just watch his scenes from Big Picture Show for god's sake and yes I'm nitpicking shit like this in a fucking school girl fanfic comic don't judge me.
>>82401091
Look at Johnny gettin' sassy
ALSO, ATTENTION TO ALL THE PEOPLE TAKING NIGHT OF THE WERE-ED AND IT'S STORYTIMING SERIOUSLY
RULE 1 OF NIGHT OF THE WERE-ED IS TO NEVER TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.
>>82401091
NIGGA don't you dare imply strapless Nazz is bad.
I will fight you.
>>82401129
That is a spacious fucking trailer
>>82401121
The Son of the Shepherd takes the proper amount of time to mourn the loss of his flock before seeking revenge, anon.
>>82401180
Kanker Pimp Game is pretty damn strong, not gonna lie
>>82401134
Did I say ANY of that was a bad thing?
>>82401207
>>82401091
I'm actually kinda liking Johnny's mohawk, not sure why.
>>82401065
Why don't we story time that one EEnE fan comic about that ghost woman from Rolf's cultural urban legend that goes to school and human form and falls in love with him, if were getting this comic out of the way now and still needing to reach our Halloween cringe quota then how about we do that Masterpiece?
>>82401236
This comic is a reaction image goldmine, honestly
>>82398894
terrible excuse for it, but for were-ed I'll take it.
>>82401236
>>82401266
Way to lay on that guilt trip, Double D
>>82399017
just seeing blood in ed edd n eddy makes me upset for some reason.
>>82401207
Woah, woah, woah hold the fucking phone, why are the Kankers dressed as pimps exactly? What is Nintendo-nutsack trying to imply here?
Also this Marie is doing things to me and I'm not sure how to react to it.
>>82401320
>Double D searches "Double D and Ed" on Deviant Art
>>82401320
This bullshit site is at least better than wikipedia.
>>82401266
Can someone please post a cap of that image of animu mullet Ed saying "hmmm" I need it for my reaction folder so badly.
>>82401346
Eddy actually killed Gustad as part of a Garlic Selling scam; the Vampire Kankers were just a crazy coincidence.
>>82401337
I think the excuse is that they can't be exposed to sunlight, so they need to wear coats and big hats?
The Pimping is just for Pimping's sake though
>>82401393
Nazz figured Johnny would outgrow the whole Plank thing by now, but here he is at ~16 years old getting advice on how to ward off vampires from a piece of wood.
>>82401393
>>82401393
Continuing on the out-of-characterness of Rolf, don't you think that his culture would have some shit on vampires? Every culture has their own version. I feel like he should be part of the help.
>>82401454
You'd think they'd just hop on a bus out of town before all this Eclipse shit blew over, but nah
>>82401454
>they're extremely attracted to each other's blood
>Marie has the biggest lady boner for DD
>>82401501
>"To test a theory"
To all the anons posting about how Marie Kanker's been raring them up, get ready
>>82401535
>Give whole lecture about how the Kankers are going to fucking kill you
>Walk to the Kankers house
Double D, you genius, you've done it again!
>>82401535
what the fuck is going on with kevin's... everything?
>>82401588
That werewolf bite gave him some balls.
It's like in Parastye: The Maxim where Shinichi was stabbed through the heart and become a bad ass after he survived.
>>82401588
Alright, I want you to find your favorite song that played over the PA in Hot Topic while you were in Middle School and get it primed up to play in about five pages.
As always, I'm going with Evanescence's "Bring me to Life", but you do you
>>82401655
>>82401685
Double D's got some real dainty fucking legs.
>>82401655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrQsGeKN6qk
still a good song
>>82401655
I'm going with the obvious choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQtH5nnINLA
>>82401708
I'll tell you now, the Vampire guy isn't anyone we know, so don't go waiting in suspense for that shit.
>>82401762
We never learn who the werewolf the gang killed in Part 1 was either.
As far as we know, he was another scared, confused 12 year old from the cul-de-sac over.
>>82401762
>long lived longevity
Aren't vampires already immortal and can't age?
>>82401762
This sounds like Kakyoin's meeting with DIO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XTgcfwi_L8
>>82401813
Alright, hit play on your youtube links, people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
>>82401835
"WAKE ME UP!"
"WAKE ME UP INSIDE!"
"I CAN'T WAKE UP!"
>>82401870
"WAKE ME UP AND-"
"SAVE ME!"
>>82401886
"SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME!!!!"
>>82401870
SAVE ME
>>82401902
Oh yes, Double D.
"The Insertion"
>>82401886
>>82401902
>>82401942
"IT'S DOUBLE WEREWOLF DRACULA TIME!"
"NO, DOUBLE D, NO!"
>>82401995
GAZE INTO THE FACE OF DOUBLE WEREWOLF DRACULA D! OTHER MARY SUES TREMBLE IN HIS WAKE!
Also, what's that going on in the last panel...
>>82402013
Clusterfuck inbound!
>>82402013
PLANK HAS BECOME AN INSTRUMENT OF DEATH
THEY'RE ALL FUCKED
THE WORLD IS FUCKED
>>82402013
Kek,
We just need dragon blood and he can become A DRACOWEREPYRE.
The artist was in middle school right? Adventure quest was picking up steam with its mmo for him to know about this.
>>82402071
You may be suave as fuck right now, Eddy, but man was not meant to wield the power of a god like you're attempting to.
>>82401827
FUCKING JOJO FAGstay on these boards
Yadda yadda yadda can't wake up, etc.
>>82402123
Not quite Peter Vincent, but Eddy's jacket is pretty fuckin' fly.
>>82402123
When he's not mourning his chickens, Rolf always looks like he's just BARELY putting up with everyone's bullshit.
>>82401995
>>82402013
I wouldn't be surprised if this happened later in the series. I also renamed this image in honor of the greatest piece of independent art in history.
>>82402144
SAVE ME
>>82402123
Damn, that is a pretty fucking swanky jacket.
>>82402180
And of course I forgot to upload the image.
>>82402172
If I had to pick one page to represent this whole damn trilogy, this is the one.
Vampire-Hunter Eddy, riding werewolf-ized Ed into battle while wielding a weaponized Plank, sprints into battle against Vampire Kankers as Double Werewolf Dracula D races to join them
This is what it's all about, folks. This is why we're here.
>>82402224
Someone pointed out once that Double Werewolf Dracula D looks like he has a full-blown neckbeard and since then I cannot unsee it.
>>82402224
Beautiful
>>82402276
Marie just awkwardly zwooping in from Stage Right always gets me, and I'm not sure why.
>>82402276
Double D looks like fucking Ganondorf
>>82402326
She swooced right in.
>>82402326
Jesus, Mar wants that Ed wolf dick bad.Foreshadowing.
In my opinion being bitten by Marie doesn't change DD's character that much becauseHe was already a demon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc
>>82399263
This page is perfect for something I plan to do to /co/ in the future.
>>82402346
GODDAMMIT I WAS GOING TO MAKE THAT JOKE.
>>82402349
DO IT, EDDY.
PLANK DEMANDS A BLOOD SACRIFICE
>>82402214
Fucking perfect
>>82402349
>mfw mays face
>>82402381
Kevin is just so fucking useless at everything in this comic
>>82402411
NOW KISS
>>82402411
LET'S DANCE, BITCHES!
>>82402349
>May's face
I fear what is going to happen next.
>>82402411
Vampire dude looks like what you get when you just speed through the defaults on an RPG character creation screen
>>82402434
> new episode
I feel like the cougar alert bit will get a lot of play on /co/
>>82402460
"DOUBLE WEREWOLF DRACULA D HAS JOINED THE BATTLE"
>>82402460
I always forget about the author's OC villain
>>82402491
Ed's not really doing a great job of this
>>82402491
Next time me and my bros watch some EEnE I'm just gonna call Double D double werewolf dracula d and when they ask me why I'm just gonna show them this comic.
>>82402523
Generic Vampire Dude (GVD) got his ass kicked pretty hard for a "Boss"
>>82402540
He's no Senator Armstrong that's for sure.
and hey, some more homoerotic undertones with Ed and Double D, haven't seen that in a while
>>82402460
I dub thee "Vampire Kirito".
>>82402540
Look at this smug motherfucker monologue.
He's even got his hands on his hips.
>>82402538
You're doing God's work, Anon
>>82402540
I was gonna make a joke about Double D's changing classes so his build outpaces the Generic Vampire Boss but it wasn't really that clever.
>>82402612
Double D in that second to last panel
>"THE FUK U SAY BITCH I'LL KICK YOUR ARSE I SWEAR ON ME MUM"
>>82402653
Sweet Jesus, that May rape face
>>82402671
>>82402690
"I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER"
>>82399797
This comic is so gay
>>82402727
>cue the Halo betrayal sound bit
>>82402727
It's a good thing all the bad guys just disappear when you kill them. We'd have to have a couple pages of the cul-de-sac kids awkwardly digging a grave otherwise
>>82402690
>'NO!! WE ARE LOSING CONTROL OF THE SITUATION!'
>>82402758
In more ways then one anon.
You ready to see how deep this rabbit hole goes?
>>82402772
"WOOO, WE DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HELPFUL AT ALL AGAIN!!!!"
>>82402810
How much do you figure a Double Werewolf Dracula D Heart goes for on eBay?
>>82402836
RIP in Peace in Peace in, Double Werewolf Dracula D.
He died as he lived: As A Double Werewolf Dracula
>>82402836
One easy payment of 25 cents, and all proceeds go to the Jawbreakers for Eds Foundation
>>82402836
>How much do you figure a Double Werewolf Dracula D Heart goes for on eBay?
Not much ever since EEE Online shutdown.
>>82402876
lol, jk, mary sues don't die
>>82402896
>>82402362
"played us like a damn fiddle..."
>>82402896
Gustad was truly the greatest of us all.
>>82402896
"Sorry I tried to hate rape you, Ed!"
>>82402895
>He didn't get the invite to the new private beta
Awkward...
>>82402969
Eddy sneaking a quick feel there. Sly dog.
>>82402896
>>82402965
Press f to pay respects.
>>82402993
Meeting your girl in a moonlit junkyard.
Double D, you fucking Casanova you.
>>82403024
Double D finally wising up and getting that ass
>>82403024
You're literally sitting on mounds of garbage
>>82403048
"AND THEN SHE GOT SOME OF THAT SWEET DOUBLE WEREWOLF DRACULA DICK, AND IT WAS SO FUCKING CASH"
And that's it for Part 2! I'm gonna have to take a quick break before we wrap up the trilogy; shouldn't take more than five, maybe ten minutes.
Trust me, it's gonna be fucking worth it.
>>82403094
"Oh, you're so cool, Kanker!"
*cue end credits*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRWrKZKCNJg
>>82403094
Where's part 3 faggot?
My dick needs more teenage angsty 2 deep 4 u edge.
>>82403094
This shit shoots Bleedman out of the water, Bleedman's got the art skills, but this shit got some real class.
And if this comic has done anything well it's making Marie look hotand giving me a new understanding of the word cringe
>>82403121
Alright fuck it, I'm making an official playlist for this goddamn travesty.
I'm putting Werewolves in London, this song and the Wake Me Up song in it, anybody got any other suggestions?
AND WE ARE BACK!!!!!
And I cannot BEGIN to tell you how excited I am for this. This is it, folks. This is where we go through the looking glass.
I'm honestly considering making a new thread JUST for this Chapter. The last two were just the warm up. THIS is where the fun begins.
>>82403386
"Moondance" by Van Morrison
"Witchy Woman" by the Eagles
"Black Magic Woman" by Santana
>>82403386
Chop Suey by SOTD?
>>82403391
Like, for real. The last two chapters had fucking training wheels, and this one is Evel Knievel jumping the Snake River Canyon.
How many of us are still here? And how many of you haven't read it before?
>>82403121
I was just thinking that, even though I call this /co/'s RHPS, if I had to think of one movie to equate it to, it's the original Fright Night.
>>82403449
>>82403490
She tried really hard on that woman in the red mask, and I'm not entirely sure it worked out for her.
>>82403514
Alright, I can't tell if there was another time skip here. At face value, it SOUNDS like Double D is suggesting that, but it's never referenced again, and that would put everyone in their late teens/early twenties, which just feels like way too much.
>>82403386
God eat God by marylin Manson?
>>82403574
Nah, it's just in the fall of the same unspecified year that part 2 took place.
>>82403574
Also, Ed's mullet being gone is fucking travesty.
>>82403626
The shit we're about to plunge into...
>>82403626
Ed's mullet was my favorite character.
>>82403648
>>82403670
Jimmy is /mlp/ for Halloween
>>82403662
RIGHT?!?
Whenever I see this comic posted I remember the slight irritation of the artist spending the night at my house without permission :/
Ohboyohboyohboy! The Iconic page is coming up!
>>82403752
You had some sexy time with her or what?
You can't just drop that and bounce faggot.
>>82403698
Did you stuff actual straw in your shirt, Double D?
What the fuck? What were you thinking?
>>82403752
Alright, you can't just drop that without going into detail.
>>82403449
I'm still here. And despite being around last halloween, and I think seeing it the year before, I never actually sat down and read it.
>>82403796
Eddy's Judo stance is fucking great every time I see it.
>>82403832
>Waiting around for everyone else instead of going upstairs with your hot trailer trash girlfriend
Get it together, Double D
>>82403797
You are in for so much fucking fun.
>>82403862
>>82403906
Marie, why the fuck are you touching it?
>>82403941
Is Sarah possessed or some shit?
Like what the hell.
>>82403941
This is what happens when you try to pull off a rat tail, Kev
>>82403962
Ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha, yes.
>>82403991
>>82403941
Oh shit, she's got a fucking chest burster inside her, and here I thought I was the only one that thought Xenomorphs was the appropriate next step in this series.
>>82404012
I know it goes against the laws of EEn'E, but for real where the fuck are everyone's parents right now?
>>82404045
Time for the next track on the Night of the Were-Ed playlist!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpYBT0XyvA
>>82404082
Alright, the next few pages is just the artist trying to show off with a lot of overly long transformation sequences.
>>82404082
Double Werewolf Dracula Double D in the fucking house!
>>82404101
Totally worth it for the ending though
>>82404114
Here it comes...
>>82404113
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT
>>82404133
>SHIT.
>>82404133
Those crows from the windex commercials aren't fucking around this time.
Gentlemen, I must retire. May I leave you with one more tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE
Goodnight, Anons.
>>82404146
I had a dog like Ed...
>>82404197
STRANGER DANGER
>>82404183
G'night Anon; hopefully the thread is still up in the morning
>>82404146
>Double D: "pardon my language but...SHIT"
>>82404215
>...And crop failure
Every fucking time, I lose it
>>82404239
Well, there goes literally half the cast.
Place your bets on who the gunman/mass murderer is now!
>>82403386
if we gonna go full animu, add the evangelion version of Fly me to the moon. That shit is spot on for the end of the first two chapters
>>82404271
Surprise! It's the only other character from the show.
I'm in the middle of making the official Curse of The Were Ed playlist, I need some love song for the epic sex scene between DD and Marie that ended chapter two.
>>82403785
friend invites her over, I get hauled over to emergency room that night because sickness, she's conked out on my bed when I get back. not much of a mood for sexytimes after that
this was years back so its really the oddball impression I have of her
Bump, I wanna see the rest.
>>82404290
Bewitched by blood on the dancefloor
BTW what's this playlist going to be called?
>>82404286
>>82404290
Sex Machine or Superfly
In other news, will Hungry Like The Wolf
by Duran Duran be on here?
>>82404353
Oh yeah, let's all go to the spooky abandoned house you guys you either got or partook in gang rape in. Good plan.
>>82404290
I am so excited this is happening. Do me a favor and toss "Heads will roll" on there
>>82404345
It's called "Curse of The Were Ed Official Soundtrack"
You can check out what I have so far, tell me what I should add if you have any other suggestions.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiVGbZaO-21pe9dmziheK1OWQE_2kzZbe
>>82404417
>Mr. Eddy's Brother
Man, you've been transformed into a twice over abomination unto the laws of God and Man against your will. You can drop the formalities.
>>82404428
Ty, this is a sexy playlist
I am watching this.
I am also here to assure that we can at LEAST storytime Ed fucking a ghost chicken.
>>82404436
Just got caught up with the thread. Hyped for ending
>>82404389
>will Hungry Like The Wolf by Duran Duran be on here?
Bruh, you really think I wouldn't?
>>82404467
TWIST AGAIN, LIKE WE DID LAST SUMMER!
TWIST AGAIN, LIKE WE DID LAST YEAR!
I love this thread so fucking much
>>82404459
Thank god. I was worried we wouldn't get enough EEnE cringe tonight, 193 days, 6 hours, 59 minutes, and 40 seconds until Halloween.
>>82404525
WE ARC WELDING NOW
>>82404428
Add I'm so sick or fully alive by flyleaf
>>82404556
Double Werewolf Dracula D is just shattering the Mary Sue charts
We're almost there, to that one page. can you feel it /co/?CAN YOU FEEL WHAT I AM FEELING /co/?!?
>>82404146
>>82404590
He is such a Mary Sue, in fact, that he is literally tearing the universe apart with his specialness.
>>82404550
Actually...looking at the size of this, I might not be able to pull it off...on this thread.
I could do a sequel, but it would have to wait until this is over, maybe tomorrow depending on how soon I fall asleep.
>>82404617
How much is left? Where can I find the rest?
>>82403094
>page 69
>>82404610
>"DON'T YOU POINT THAT GUN AT MY MAN!"
Question for you: Was it Marie or Eddy who said that?
>>82404606
We are exactly 20 pages from the moment.
Prepare.
>>82404662
>>82404634
The Chicken Comic is 109 pages long.
This comic here is probably gonna reach 200.
I'd rather not break everyone's enjoyment.
>>82404674
Oh, the creepy abandoned house at the end of your street has an extensive library on the paranormal. That's cool. The abandoned house on my street had hobos and drug addicts.
>>82404662
>>"DON'T YOU POINT THAT GUN AT MY MAN!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcfFzwn3jHw
>>82404709
Helping out.
>>82404686what chicken comic
>>82404686
Can you give me the link?
>>82404735
Huh, alright, cool
>>82404735
There is a comic where Ed falls in love with the ghost a chicken.He turns into the Crow
>>82404744
http://darkenedsparrow.deviantart.com/gallery/26628680/Bring-Me-To-Ed-Complete
>>82404759
>>82404775
>"THESE AREN'T MY GLASSES!"
Oh my god
>>82404789
That was such a despondent "Oh" from Fortunato
>>82404797
Anon, please.
Let one tale finish before beginning the next.
>>82404800
>Soul-Mates
Well that came out of left field.
>>82404763
>>82404797
OH dear lord, I need this
>>82404819
I know it's just... Wow. I wanted to show people what to expect
>>82404830
10 PAGES AWAY
I REPEAT
10 PAGES AWAY
FROM THE MOMENT
PREPARE
>>82404797
what the fuck
>>82404881
>Dat face in Panel 19
>>82404881
HYPED
>>82404909
>"I'm sorry I'm more focused on not being shot by Eddy's psychopath of a brother instead of giving you some of the Double Werewolf Dracula Dick right now, Marie"8
>>824049327
>>82399173
>>82404947
>Dat Eddy face
Seriously, reaction image El Dorado, this comic is6
>>82404930
Literally don't be.
>>82404967
That rifle isn't the only thing that's cocked and loaded, right Eddy?FIVE
Okay, the Soundtrack now has five songs that has to do with wolves and the moon and that's just not enough.
I'm gonna need some more suggestions. Wolf and Moon songs only please.
>>82404988Four
>>82404972Honestly, yeah. I mean, it's fucked, but I wouldn't make a big deal of it if it weren't for the fact that every time I storytime this, anons ask when "it" is and lose their shit
>>82405034
>You wanna clean my barrel?
4/10 apply yourself
Also, she's like sixteen.Three
>>82405018
Shouldn't the soundtrack be more about edge rather than moons and wolves? I
>>82405018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGZbERIjyDI
CRY FOR THE MOOOOOOOOOOON!
>>82405064
>Eddy's attracted to women who beat the shit out of close blood relatives
That's normal and healthy. Definitely not something to discuss with a therapist or anything.Two
>>82405073
Oh trust me friend theirs plenty of edge, I just want a nice mix of wolf songs too.
>>82405093
Alright, so, the next page usually ends up getting some.....feedback.
>>82405064
Wow. That so not impressed face in panel 5 is great. I think that's the first time I've ever found her attractive.
HAPPENING!
>>82405114
Censored for LewdMAYALWAYSHADATHINGFORFURRIES
BRING IT NYUKKUH
BRING
DAT
RUCKUS
>>82405149
overhyped
>>82405149
That's it? what the fuck, Mullet?
>>82405149
only response, THE only response.
>>82405149
>May always had a thing for furries
>>82405149
>>82405173
>>82405191Honestly, it's more tradition than anything. When this was first posted, /co/ just absolutely lost their shit at that line. Entire storytimes would be derailed at that point into bunch of image shitposting. You hype the shit out of it now because of that.
>>82404909
>>82405245
Lee Kanker here to remind you that threatening violence always works
Okay, Eddy's Bro needs his own theme. Any suggestions?
I was thinking something... "gangsta".
I have something in mind but I want to see if there is any other good options.
>>82405282
>>82405297
RIP in Peace in Peace in Peace in Peace, Double Werewolf Dracula D.
>>82405314
>You Came to the Wrong Neighborhood, Motherfucker
>>82405283
https://youtu.be/0qLfbp-7WSs
>>82405330
BREAKING: SHORT IN HEIGHT ED BOY SNAPS, SHOOTS KEVIN IN HEAD
MORE AT 11
>>82405356
Alright, did Ed just tear off Rolf's fucking Arm?
I know they have healing abilities or whatever, but still, he lost his fucking arm!
>>82405376
Yeah, Rolf, just jam that fucker back in. That should be fine.
>>82405356
Man this new avengers book looks great!
>>82405394
That's a clean-burning bonfire starter, I tell you hwat.
>>82405418
>Bro-Guy
Couldn't just make up a name for him?
>>82404298
I am disappointed and relieved anon.
Here's the official theme of the Edgy McEdgelord OC that got his ass kicked in Volume 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF3aZyNDF1Q
>>82405436
>>82405474
Hey guys, gather in now to see what kind of crazy shenanigans the Eds get into now!
>>82405493
Ha, wh-what sort of crazy, Mary Sue bullshit is Double Werewolf Dr-Dracula D gonna use to get out of this one, guys?
........guys?
>>82405511
Rest in Peace, Double D
>>82405517
https://youtu.be/yVxy25UnVvc
F
>>82405517
MMM WHATCHA SAY
>>82405517
See You, Space Ed-bo
>>82405517
...........alright, everyone buckle up now, because this is where shit gets weird.
>>82405517
Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti.
>>82405517
>>82405579
I said buckle the fuck up.
>>82405532
Put this song in the playlist
>>82405601
Yeah, this is happening.
This is really fucking happening.
WE HINDUS NOW??!?!!
>>82405623
Everything in the whole damn saga until now has been fucking milquetoast compared to this.
>>82405644
M A R Y S U E
>>82405644
That's some strange shit to say when coming back from the dead, Double D
>>82405641
Better
>>82405667
>The night's still young!
Lee, you just went through a zombie apoclypse and your sister's boyfriend is now pagan Jesus. Go to bed.
>>82405623
I literally almost chocked on my own spit when I saw that Alpha & Omega reject giving Double Werewolf Dr. Dracula D the bed room eyes.
>>82405667
>It's okay, Big Ed, we can still have fun, right?
Yiff Yiff
>>82405667
that call back made me shiver
>>82405720
Everyone getting some Werewolf/Monster Hunter/Pagan-Jesus dick tonight
>>82405745
Any more edgy fan comics like this? (Not necessarily Ed edd n Eddy)
>>82405623
>>82405644
Ok, seriously. I've seen this comic storytimed a trillion zillion times and I still cannot think for the life of me figure out what the fuck is going on here.
>>82405759
>Slayer
Alright, so that's what you call them. Glad we got that established early
>>82405760
Crash Retold.
Chaos Diamonds 3.
>>82405768
Oh, and they also went back in time, because sure, why the fuck now?
>>82405765
Don't try to understand this fucking madness. Your brain will just shut down for a while.
>>82405791
That Christmas display feels sorta hollow now that we've established Pagan Mythology is apparently real.
>>82405765
Werewolf God maybe?
>>82405623
>>82405644
Honestly, this comic was typical linkin park fan edge shit, but those last two pages just made this soar to TGT levels of surreal.
>>82405818
>The one we now serve
Well that doesn't sound creepy as shit at all
Also, Odin is now officially real. Just an FYI.
>>82405824
Oh shit, I need some Linkin Park in this goddamn playlist.
Quick, what are my options for Linkin Park songs!?
>>82405847
Numb, duh
>>82405847
IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>>82405847
In the End.
ALWAYS put In the End.
Even if it doesn't matter.
>>82405847
In the end
What I've done
New divide
Crawling
Lying my way from you
Burn it down
Bleed it out
>>82405872
>>82405862
>>82405860
WE HIVEMIND NOW
>this mix of typical ed edd n eddy dialogue, naruto melodrama edge, and wacky humor from your standard moeshit anime
This dialogue is the only thing keeping me from paying attention, it makes me physically wince.
>>82405847
Do you need any songs when edd dies?
>>82405845
And that is it, everyone; that's officially a fucking wrap.
You've seen werewolves. You've seen vampires. You've seen Double Werewolf Vampires. You've seen a Zombie Apocalypse. You've seen Ed's Mullet, Rolf's Soul Patch, and Johnny's Mohawk. You've seen the mother of all Mary Sues. You've seen the final moments of Gustad the Chicken. And then, out of nowhere at the very end, you saw ancient Norse Mythology sweep in and become the true underlining of the cosmos.
I hope you've enjoyed the ride; I know I have.
See you all in Six Months to do it again.
>>82405898
Thank you Mullet, I cut my skin to you
>>82405847
>>82405897https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1gLGjPFkRA
just play the hook while reading that page, you won't survive the cringe
>>82405897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Y4Ls0FvPQ
>>82405891
And you can hear all the dialogue in their voices right?
>>82405898
odin?
>>82405898
WHY THE FUCK IS EDD SO GODDAMN GIRLY IN THIS SHIT? HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE TIMID AND SHY NOT FLIRTATIOUSLY GAY REEEEEEEEE.
>>82405898
One last time, this has been The Night of the Were-Ed.
>>82405898
Everyone, post your reaction that sums up this entire experience.
>>82405897
https://youtu.be/yVxy25UnVvc
>>82405898
This was one fucking waste of time.
Yet I'm happy. I would've never read this shit, and probably never again, but thanks for the ride anon.
>>82405969
I heard you wanted ghost chickens...
>>82405962
>>82405898
halloween has been a fucking wild ride of edge and cringe ever since i discovered this place
>>82405962
>the fucking god spirit wolf shows up
>>82405898
Mullet, man promise me you'll link the official playlist next time.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiVGbZaO-21pe9dmziheK1OWQE_2kzZbe
>>82405898
Disturbed, but yeah, the ride wasn't bad. Thanks I guess.
>>82405898
Well that was entertaining. I'll be sure to catch it again for Halloween
But I still don't get what happened at the end. Just sudden wolf and crow spirits out of no where.
>image limit
Oh well
>>82405818
BUt Santa really exists in the EEnE universe
>>82406098
What's so hard to understand? Double Werewolf Dracula D pulled a Celtic-Norse werepire Jesus and was brought back by Odin so he and the other Ed' Boys could be his instruments on Earth.
If you didn't see this coming I don't know what to tell you. I personally though the author was being a bit ham handed with how many obvious clues she had been dropping throughout the entire series.
>>82398894
I haven't read any of this but the cover, but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that this is a transformation fetish comic.
>>82401886
>that obviously traced neck
my fucking sides
>>82406569
Add in a couple more fetishes and you're on the right track.
>>82405579
>this is where shit gets weird
because everything before this was just peachy normal
>>82405845
>>82405898
>the great god communicates through Ravens
>its Odin
>not Evil Tim
you had ONE JOB FUCKER
>>82407472
What, you don't remember that old episode where the Eds became furry vampire demons and got to work for Odin?
It's like straight outta the show
>>82407619
oh shit, yeah you're right. completely forgot, that season got really weird
Double-Dracula, imminent!
>>82408190
EVERYONE TAKE COVER
>>82403386
crawling by linkin park
>>82405898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqfk7oBMsW4
This definitely needs to be on the song playlist
>>82410209
Also Bump