Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
To get through this thing called life
Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here to tell you
There's something else
The after world
A world of never ending happiness
You can always see the sun, day or night
So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
You know the one, Dr. Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby
'Cause in this life
Things are much harder than in the after world
In this life
You're on your own
And if the elevator tries to bring you down
Go crazy, punch a higher floor
If you don't like the world you're living in
Take a look around you
At least you got friends
You see I called my old lady
For a friendly word
She picked up the phone
Dropped it on the floor
(Ah, ah) is all I heard
Are we gonna let the elevator
Bring us down
Oh, no let's go!
Rest in peace, man.
Truly the world will darken in your wake.
>It's fucking real
WHY.
2016 is confirmation that we're living in the darkest timeline.
That's, what, at least 3 dead musicians from distinct genres yet who were all HUGELY beloved. Bowie, Prince, and Phife Dawg for me, and although I can't remember their names, I know there were at least 2-3 more.
>>82071000
I thought we couldn't get any worse than 2015 but it's only April and 2016 has it beat.
Get the funk up!
(rip in peace)
>Not a single board is playing music
>Nobody is playing Let's Go Crazy
The world loses one more autist. :(
>>82070678
What are you doing, OP? Storytime that shit
FUCK
NOOOOOOO
NOT PRINCE
>>82071000
Everytime I start to get too far down on 2016 I just remember that 2016 is the year that managed to kill off Antonin Scalia and the thought of him burning in hell perks me right up.