In a world where animals are the equivalent of people, how did

Seeing how he pulls the popsicle and lumber scams back-to-back, it was probably the by-product of a waxing scheme.

He said the fur, you daft buffoon.

>>82059616
id let him skin me

>>82059653
>Nick sitting there for hours and hours trimming Skunk fur until he has enough for a rug
>>82059741
I would literally let him skin me.

>>82059616
seriously though what the fuck do any of them eat

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>>82061980
Predators eat bugs, crap like Soylent, and fish according to Byron.

>>82062057
i don't remember that in the movie....

>>82059631
Is the one I hear most often, and it makes the most sense.

The thing is, Mr. Big explicitly takes offense that it was a rug from a skunk's butt.
It just raises all kinds of questions as to why a skunk would go to have their butt waxed.

>>82062225
Supposedly some of the background stuff involves ads for bug based food items.

>>82062248

People get their assholes bleached. Same idea, maybe?

>>82062367
Also people shave their legs, armpit, crotch, cut their hair, etc. Maybe it is like how there are wigs made out of human hair and some guy sells you a wig made out of armpit and crotch hair,

I'm still mad they replaced Zootopia with the incredibles week before screening. It waste last one in the cinema too.
>yfw only watched camrip like a pleb and suffering from it
>still buying bluray and art books but the joy of iMac has been denied to me

>let it go on the radio for weeks if not months
>don't think I've heard try everything at all on the radio
Is try everything not popular with normies?
Yes I put the radio on to whatever the fuck while commuting.

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2.5/6 done

I need to do this more often, this is fun. Also I should probably do it on America time.

>>82059616
Is there any comic with porn about Nick and Judy? Or Doujin?

On a related note, since I started reading drawing on the right side of the brain book recommended here my perception changed.
I'm now alternating between "AT LAST, I TRULY SEE" and "so many details, why the world is so horrifyingly beautiful?".
It's a bit disturbing. Anyone else had similar experiences?

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>>82063047
I want Nick to sing to me

>>82063105

Here is not the right board to ask that anon, nor is it relevant at all to OP's post.

I suggest you take your degeneracy elsewhere, and if you must, go to the Adult Cartoon board

>>82063135
/aco/ doesn't allow furshit. At least direct the poor man to e621.

>>82063105
>>82063135
>>82063151
>that ongoing comic with Judy and Nick in the cop car and Judy's heat is going nuts

YES.

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>Walk out of the theatre after watching movie
>Little sis asks "So are Judy and Nick boyfriend and girlfriend now?"

WHAT
DO

>>82063184
>shit eating grin engaged
>pause
>lean in
>lean in closer
>closer
>slowly and loudly inhale next to her ear
>smack lips
>whisper "just. friends"

>>82063184
Give your sister head pats and tell her "most likely in the sequel"

>>82063184
whisper "Judeon"

>>82063105
>>82063135
>>82063151
>>82063168

Fine gentlemen, let me introduce you to >>>/trash/

>>82063278
When these threads start to just recycle shit like this I think its time we start pruning them back

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>You're about to eat a lamb kebab
>Suddenly you're transported to zootopia and this is the first animal you see
>She looks horrified at you with the lamb kebab you're about to eat
>What do?

>>82063352
smell her feet obviously

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>>82063287
I live in /trash/, friend. Thank you, though.

>>82062521
Sure, if you want to back it up continuously, but that also means this "person" or better yet zootopian, not only had to trim this skunks horrificly smelling ass, but then also handle the hair to make a rug out of it.

Sure, some of you are going to say the wax paper is the body for the rug, but even one wax strip like that wouldn't have enough hair on it to fool someone into thinking its a rug, even if you trim it low.

So please, if you could not be children and boop it up, how blind did the ratfather have to be, or how incompetent are his lackies that they didn't advise him otherwise?

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>you will never have a gf like her
sigh

>>82063352
Tell her she's next.

Wow, you guys REALLY fucking like this movie, huh?

>>82063426
You, or I? Stop implying. I already do.

>>82063426
On one hand yeah I Wanna pork that rabbit
On the other hand her eyes are freakishly large for her tiny head.

>>82059616
Maybe it's a metaphor for a really shoddy rug.

>>82063441
No, it's just a /co/ meme now. Posting it pisses certain people off while entertaining a good majority. Those puissants are usually deflected easily with the lewd and immaturity.

What does posting mad about it do, anyway? Never really kills the topic. Shit, asking a logical question is the best way to kill any thread on here.

>>82063447
I don't believe you

>>82063441
It's pretty good. Not life-changing incredible, but the first family film I've liked in a while.

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>>82063475
This make's a lot more sense.

If "skunks" are stereotyped as generic rug dealers, then I guess a "skunk's butt" is his trash or garbage area.

Nick sold this guy a thrown out rug.

>>82061980
>>82062225
There's a bug burger wrapper in the movie. The movie just didn't focus on their food. Directors confirmed that they eat bugs, and maybe fish.

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>>82063426
Ya, thanks for rubbing that in.

>>82062057
>Soylent
Soylent Green? Are there people farm?

>>82063479
And who cares what you think?

>>82063491
>life changing
It was for me

>>82063523
wee what a life you must have.

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>>82063215
Not even the director can tell a lie that obvious.

>>82062521
>wigs made out of human hair
>>82063411

I had long ass hair a couple of years ago, it was my up to my butt or something lower, and I got tired of it, so I went to the salon to have it cut. The hairdresser meticulously cut my hair to preserve a long length of it for wig-making.

Maybe the skunk was in the "business" of making rugs out of his/her hair, and Nick just got the butt area possibly because it was the only one unsold or cheap.

>>82063529
I'm quite successful actually, used to be lazy and miserable before watching the film.
Hey, whatever works, right?

>>82063352
But they would have never seen a lamb kebab before. I mean they might be horrified by the idea of me eating meat but wouldn't know what its from.

>>82063426
>Her
There's only one character that hustled my heart.

>>82063441
People are just here waiting for Japan to get the movie and then getting their fanart/doujins

>>82063550
Hell, I wouldn't be able to recognize a lamb kebab at a glance.

>>82063441
I say it's Disney's best 3D movie by far. And even top 10 movies they have ever made.

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>>82063539
Nah, not plausible. The theory of it being a metaphor for the trash and skunk being the stereotyped groomer makes much more sense.

C'mon, it's an animal world with human logic over it. Of course they're going to think, "you stink, so you must not have a problem cleaning smelly areas".

Why do you think Bogo was police chief? Stereotypes about stature, big men must have to be body guards/ police, etc.

Pic related, shit is how it is and feminazis complaining about gender roles ain't gonna change anything.

>>82063550
>>82063565
>You're holding a gigantic sign saying "I am eating a lamb kebab"

>>82063549
>before watching the film
>became "successful" in less than a year
yeah sure buddy

>>82063047
Thanks, I'm gonna exchange the microphone for something else.

>>82063584
I stab the narrator in the eye with my kabab, since he can't make up his mind. Then, using my newfound powers I make my own story.

>>82063563
They still haven't gotten it?

What the fuck, do they think it might hinder suicide rates or something?
Wish this was sarcasm but it's like they want them to kill themselves.

>>82063591
Realized the exploitability right when I finished up, totally worth. Don't disappoint me, anon.

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>>82063612

>>82063615
they get it Saturday, seems like its' been pushed back to coincide with Golden Week a bit better, which could be absolutely huge for the movie

>>82063590
No, I've been pursuing a decent career last five years. The push the film made me to start changing my life is entirely different thing.

Help a faggot out guys, where can i watch this online? im ordering peetza and need eye food

>>82063278
Judy can't be the dom, because being tied up would trigger Nick's childhood bully ptsd

>>82063642
Go buy the blu-ray in 6 weeks like everyone else silly:)

>>82063649
No

>>82063649
>6weeks

This wait is killing me, I thought Dark 3 would pass the time but it was too easy; I curse Strength builds, curse them!

>>82063623
Makes sense, just looked into what you're talking about. They're not gonna have anything to do BUT see this friggin' movie

>>82063615
Japan always gets movies really late. Possibly because they have to dub and/or sub it. They get Civil War early though, like the rest of the world.

>>82063646
Guess the second movie could be overcoming childhood trauma.
Than make Nick really into it.

>>82063642
Are you fine with terrible camrips? I don't think the camrips are worth it. Sorry, broheim. Just wait for the BD.

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>>82063682

>>82063702
Theaters are really the best way to watch it for the first time. And then watch them at home. Because there's so many fucking details in this movie it's insane. I really want to watch it home and not really pay as much attention to the plot so I can just look at all the minor background stuff. The animators way out of their way to make everything perfect.

>>82063702
Watch something else? Have you seen the docu? I'll watch it with you

>>82063702
Take a jacket you don't really like and stuff it with the pizza, then watch the movie in a theater.

>>82063718
I feel you on this. Never do I go to see a movie twice at the theatre, but this one got me to bring someone else who hadn't seen it yet. That's a really good movie.

>>82063736
>Pizza in jacket

>>82063736
Zamn, bro.

That's lonely to a whole new level. You take this wizardry shit serious, huh?

>>82063745
>>82063752

Laugh all you want, I'll be enjoying my pizza. My record is sneaking five undamaged slices; I'd wear A a bigger jacket to bring more, but I don't want to look like some shooter in a heavy leather coat.

>>82063784
You didnt think to put them in some thing like a small plastic bag first?Thats disgusting

>>82063784
I really want to draw a zootopian smuggling a pizza into a movie theater for some reason.

>>82063809
Of course I put them in bags, I'm not an animal. Only reason I said a jacket you don't like is because it's going to smell like heavy pizza when you're done.

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>>82059616
Nick is an awful, awful person.

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>>82063784

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>>82063827
Debatable, but what about this guy? What should he have done?

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>>82063534
Well it's already officially canon

>>82063846
>debatable

I want the NIDF to leave. With their HE A GOOD FOX HE DINDUNUFFIN propaganda

>>82063827
He used to be, but he changed. That's part of the appeal.

>>82063867
Not saying he's a good fox but he ain't bad either, more grey if anything. He didn't hurt nobody.

>>82063827
What did he really do that's really wrong? Outside of tax evasion and did some hustling around Zootopia he never really did anything to endanger anyone. Nick stopped thinking about the whole "Prey/Pred" dynamic long before Judy did. Nick just learned to put trust in others while Judy learned she's a racist. I think one is more awful than the other.

How do Judy's parents raise 275 children on a rural farmer's income?

>>82063888
abloobloobloo i'ma gud fox

>>82063888
>didn't hurt nobody

You can't tell me with a straight face that those pawpsicles were made in sanitary conditions

>>82063898
Government subsidies.

>>82063898
they have a carrot farm.
Selling the carrots is just a side business.

>>82063898
With FUN magic, a lot of movies ran on it in the past.

>>82063898
Most likely run the whole county. I mean when you are the only farmer in town...

>>82063821
>>82063784
Oh god, the smell. Pizza smell is good but it's something I don't want sticking to my skin/clothes.

>>82063915
Exactly, and no bag will contain its power.

>>82063827
They were both awful person, but grew to become a better person together.

That's why even normies ship them. An ideal relationship is helping each other and growing together.

>>82063912
>Judys family is actually a massive crime family, the population is kept down with the insane amount of soldiers needed to keep their turf safe from mr big

>>82063784
...

I couldn't laugh at that if I wanted to.

Fuck, that's sad, man. I really feel bad for you if that's the point you're at and makes me worry for my own future if I don't fix my social issues.

>>82063947
Enjoy your overpriced theater pizza.

>>82063827
No, he's not.

Judgemental people like this are, though.

>>82063784
>go to cinema
>super hungry but got no time to stop and eat at a resto or shit
>buy some slices of pizza on the way and stuff them in my jacket
>bulging a bit but it's fine, nobody will notice
>WATCH OUT HE HAS A GUN
>get tackled to the ground by five dudes
>my breadsticks

>>82063955
Why would you immediately imply that just because the anon isn't smuggling outside pizza, he's going to buy theater pizza?

>>82063962
It's not bad to give another creature an assectomy and sell it claiming it's something else! He a good fox he DINDUNUFFIN

>>82063972
How else is he going to eat pizza while watching a movie?

>>82063426
>girlfriend
I'm marrying my "Judy" in two months. I'm sure you'll find yours some day soon.

>>82063907
So fucking what?

If you're stupid enough to buy a dirty, repawned Popsicle, that's your own fault.

Trying to blame the bootleggers instead of just sticking to what you know is safe.

This mentality needs to die.
> "It has the possible chance to harm or hinder me in some shape or form, make it illegal! D:"

I am disappoint at those UFO catchers. Weak little claws that can't grab onto the Nick or Judy dolls.

>>82064023
The pawpsicle sign also claimed 'Organic'

>>82063972
Because he's a sad thing that doesn't want to acknowledge to us, his only friends, that he's being a sad thing.

It hurts even more that we try to help him and he does like clawhauser and tries to laugh it off or something. We see the problem, bruh. You don't have to avoid it

>>82063907
Where do you think Nick even get the pawsicle sticks from? Doesn't he sell them after they're thrown away?

They weren't stained when he was making them, so he must have bought them.

>>82063979
He didn't. If you put a poisonous substance into your own body because it was advertised as youth potion, that's your own fucking fault.

If you smoke and smoke and smoke because "they said it was healthy back then" and happen to get cancer, THATS YOUR OWN FUCKING FAULT.

Please stop trying to blame everyone else for your own inadequacies.

>predators eat bugs

So Simba, Timon and Pumba created Zootopia?

>>82064079
>individuals are responsible for everything that happens to them

>>82064095
Yes, pretty much.

What are you, mad at this fact of life?

Why do you think people get arrested for trying to kill themselves?

>>82063047
Is this the karaoke request?

>>82061980
Humans, duh.

>>82064092
Simba is Jesus, Timon and Pumba are one of his disciples, yes.

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>>82063850
>tourist guy's face

>>82064095
Bruh, if "ignorance isn't an excuse" according to the law, yeah.

You're expected to know everything, even the things you don't know, so when you fuck up, you can say "I knew this was going to happen".

>>82062767
It's not quite as good as either Let It Go or Everything's Awesome. Admit it, you kept replacing the lyrics with "everything is awesome" in your head.

speaking of nick why the fuck would he join the police at the end? Cops freakin' bust their ass and I'd imagine it'd be no different in zootopia. . I mean he did say making $200 a day doing what he's doing (which isn't even that hard desu). It was basically self employment free of taxes and fuckin' easy so why would he choose a much more dangerous career option where you work twice as hard and may not make that much money?

>>82059616
You don't need to skin something to make a rug with its fur. He shaved the hair off a skunk's ass and stitched it to a pad. Perfectly civil.

>>82064148
I don't think the money really matters to Nick. he just wants to be a good person, someone he can be proud of instead of just being a sly fox, and he saw becoming a police officer as part of that.

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>>82064148
Because he gets to make a smug face at people behind prison bars.

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>>82064002
>I'm sure you'll find yours some day soon.
way to stick that knife right in my heart, Anon.

>>82064148
Because serving the community and being part of an organized force for good is his dream. He tried to join the scouts as a kid, got btfo and gave up on it and became a lowlife

>>82064148
He likes hanging with Judy; you know, because they're "friends".

>>82064113
>Why do you think people get arrested for trying to kill themselves?
Uhm, in my country they get psychological help. Where the fuck do you live?

Also, you are responsible for everything you do but only if it's strictly your doing. Extrame case: if you chocke someone to death because other person put a gun to your head and told you to do so, you are not culpable, that guy with the gun is.

If someone sells you spoiled food and you get sick, they get in trouble. Civil lawsuits and health regulations exist for a reason, bucko.

>>82061891
It's more likely than you think. Google 100% gay sweater*

>*Warning: Doing so may cause you to think fat people are mentally sick

>>82064148
Being a cop will help him get into Judy's panties.

>>82064175
**gay people are mentally sick

>>82064130
He looks somewhere between confused and aroused.

>>82064163
lel
>>82064159
Oh yeah the whole childhood past thing. But I also read somewhere that he might no be so honest and sorta misuse his new status to benefit himself and his fox friends idk.
>>82064166
For some reason I really liked it when judy broke down, said "does watching me fail give you pleasure in your miserable life?" and he fukkin said yes, yes it does. best part of the movie desu
>>82064169
so he really did want to fug the bunny

>>82063850
Has anyone tweeted this to Byron or Rich yet?

>>82063955
They sell pizza in American theatres? Ours just sell popcorn and candy.

>>82064209
They usually sell more than that, like hotdogs and pretzels and shit

>>82064209
Now that I think about it, no I've never seen a theater sell pizza; this discovery further reinforces the genius of my pizza coat.

>>82064148
He's childhood dream was to join the Scouts. And I guess he view being a cop as the same idea. Also him being with Judy is just a bonus.

>>82064224
Doesn't that just make a huge mess? How do you even properly eat it? what the fug

I kind of wish they didn't sell anything at all, movies and eating doesn't really go together

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>>82064205
>so he really did want to fug the bunny
They are just good friends Anon.

>>82064164
Go out there and meet people. It was rough for me as well, but the only 100% sure way to fail is not to try at all or give up.

Hey, it's kinda like in the movie. Huh. I guess that song isn't so bad after all.

>>82064233
I mean if you have a decently sized tray or whatever and aren't a total slop it doesn't make that much of a mess. Or at least I assume so, I only get popcorn and soda.

>>82064252
Whenever I "go out there and meet people", they either ignore me or tell me to shut up.

>>82064242
sometimes good friends fuck

>>82064233
I just get a big coke to support the workers and to spike with my hip flask

So, where exactly do you think Disney is going to go regarding Judy and Nick's relationship? Let's get some educated guesses up in here

to be honest if they don't kiss in the next movie/tv show/whatever, i will fucking riot

>>82064305
I honestly can't imagine them being friends with benefits...

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>>82064305

>>82064305
daily reminder that nick is like twice the size of judy and procreation is not going to be possible

>>82064320
Are there any interspecies couples shown in the movie?

>>82064320
I like one Anon's idea. Have Nick and Judy getting married at the start of the movie but it's just a sting operation and in the end they actually get married as a full circle thing. Like in this movie with doing the play and than the part with Nick going "savage"
>>82064349
Nope. Guess they could keep the whole "racism" theme going with interspecies relationships. But I can't imagine that actually being interesting enough for a movie.

>>82064252
>around people for hours a day because work and school
>still no relationships or invites to speak of

>>82064320
Okay, here's how it's going to go down:

The next movie will be about interspecies relationship rights, as to draw parallels with the HBT movement of today. Judy and Nick will be together, and they're going to have to deal with "bigots" and having to keep it on the downlow due to the police force's employee relationship policies

someone screencap this

>>82064079
>Now equating Nick's blatant fraud to poisoning people

NIDF in full force

>>82064320
Actually I think there might be interspecies relationships but no Prey/Pred ones. So I can see that being a focus.

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>>82063426
Someone else already stole my heart.

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>>82063944
>The outskirts of Bunnyburrow are littered with the dead and decaying bodies of thousands of rabbits and the occasional polar bear
>Cue sad story of polar bear guy and bunny gal who don't want to fight anymore and become a couple on the run from both the Hopps Gang and Mr Big

>>82064411
Just as I was thinking.
Though I think they'll dig into Nick's backstory along with the pred/prey relationship.

>>82064208
Someone needs to.

Disney thought they are releasing another chicken little or borhter bear flop movie, didn't put much effort into marketing, turns out this is basically Lion King 2.0

post tfw

>>82064497
Frozen didn't get much marketing too. Hell Disney seem to be fucking awful in their marketing outside of Marvel movies.

>>82064497
They're probably trying to think of how to turn Judy into a princess.

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>>82064497

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>>82064517
Don't you dare trigger me like this, Anon

>>82064233
>movies and eating doesn't really go together
This. I don't eat when watching movies in the cinema now. I just want to focus on the movie and then eat afterwards.

>>82064320
Byron already answered this. Anons have already guessed this.

It is up to the execs.

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>>82064320
Nick and Judy's lips are never going to touch.

>>82064517
I honestly don't want that. I enjoy that Judy is more or less a normal being in Zootopia. This movie was basically like Mulan except in that movie she got together with a high ranking person which made her important. In Zootopia if Judy and Nick got together they be as low as every other animal in Zootopia.

>>82064276
Do you know WHY did they do that? Try analizing all those situations and ask yourself, what happened? Is it you, is it them, what can you do to not find yourself in this situation again?

>>82064384
So go out and meet new people. Be nice, be polite, be interested in them. And never wait for an invitation, try to tactfully start yourself. "Hey, you seem like an interesting person, would you mind if we have a chat?" never hurt or offended anyone. The worst you'd hear is "no". And then you can try with someone else. Just do not ask everyone in the room, that reeks of desperation. Remember that friends can help too. Tell them that you are interested in meeting new people and they can hook you up or invite to a party and guess what, there are plenty of new people to talk to there. One of them may be the one for you.

Just don't be a creep or start the conversation with someyhing like "I saw Zootopia 23 times you remind me of Judy/Nick/Clawhauser let's get together".

>>82064645
A Princess title is based on how popular a character is. That's why the white-haired chick from Atlantis isn't included in official lineups.

>>82063184
Ask her what about the movie made her think they where a couple. Also call her a filthy shipperfag

>>82064620
see
>>82063850

>>82064677
Yeah but name me one Princess that isn't connected to royalty.

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>>82064023
>It's perfectly alright if someone sells me a pizza with razorblades baked into it as long as he's a qt foxboy :3333

NIDF in a nutshell

>>82064703
Mulan.

>>82064730
In China in that time high ranking generals were considered royalty. Plus seem her dad was high up there too.

>>82059616
I hate Dreamworks face Fox!!!

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>>82064661
I agree with both of these things - I apologize for any poster who has had negative social experiences. They're not always fair, but unfortunately, they are a part of life. Dust yourself off and give it another go - you can do it! Judy persevered and succeeded, and I'm sure you can too.

>>82064173
'Murica.

That could be the fundamental difference here tho. Not responding to terror is technically the right path. In your example, you basically just radicalized a normal person into a murderer, using fear. What if there's no bullets in the gun, idiot?

Or better question, you think it's better to sacrifice your humanity because someone gives you an ultimatum? Maybe you deserve to be shot. The guy with the gun is basically testing you then, and if you do choke him to death, he wins. You just got trolled, herpderp.

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What's more messed up?

Predators being forced to wear a shock collar at a certain age?

Or Predators getting forcibly defanged and declawed at a certain age?

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>>82064691

>>82064882
Declawing, easy. That's akin to eugenics t b h

>>82064882
Well declaw is like taking off your actual fingers. As for defang I can't think of where fangs are useful in their world.

>>82063352
>rape

>>82063352
>Never break eye contact
>Maintain blank expression the entire time
>Eat the whole kebab
>mutter to myself remove kebab once done and continue on with day.

>>82063352
Offer her a bite.

>>82064148
The jig was up. Judy through light on all his little schemes and you can only play games for so long before you have to join the real world, with the adults.

That includes dropping the cynicism, *cough* losing your criminal echo chamber buddies, *cough cough* and overall coming out of your safe zone. *cough cough this is directed at everyone on 4chan cough cough*

It's not so much a choice as it is more the next step that had to be taken.

Note: Zootopia did little to no mentioning about education and how people get to their positions because this is Disney, where they like to promote the mirage of "don't worry, you and your natural skills will just fall right into place in society. No one ever has to give up on their dreams and do what's available". Guess this is why Monsters U didn't do so well. People don't want to handle the truth.

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>>82063352
Sincerely hope her boyfriend isn't around.

what kind of pie do you want Gideon to bake for you

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>>82065024
Whatever he wants to bake for me.

>>82064226
They definitely do, a mass of people on here seem to be podunk-type townies that barely witness stuff outside their areas.

The thing about it being overpriced is the problem. Plus, its always dirty behind the counters so its not like they deserve the profit from the food, anyway.

What you would probably like is the Alamo. We have a theater over here on the east coast that takes your order before the movie and even serves alcohol as you watch. Best theatre ever, IMO.

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>>82065024
Good question, after all, I'm sure he has a lot of experience giving Judy creampies.

>>82065024
Isn't Gideon that gross, fat, racist hick fox? Why would I want anything from him?

>>82065024
A key lime pie, no question about it.

>>82064868
>Murrica
That explains a lot.

But honestly, you ramble. Testing? Trolling? If you work as a cashier in a grocery and you give all the money in the register to a thug who aims a gun at you, are you guilty of theft? You have no reason to believe that the gun is not loaded, ESPECIALLY in Murrica.

Self preservation is an instinct and no sane judge will convict you for wanting to live when someone threatens you. You are free to die if you do not want to give in to those threats, but unless you are on a governemnt or tax funded job (police, mayor, etc.) or a job of high public trust who royally fucks up his duties (like a ship captain saving himself first) nobody sane will hold wanting to live against you.

>>82065067
Meat pie

>>82065024
Not pie but Carrot Cake.

>>82065095
>>82065150
You guys know your pies. Damn I love meat pies, and I tried key lime for the first time and they are heavenly. Citrus fruits are the best.

>>82065076
I want to believe that Judy had a secret crush on Gideon as a young girl. Him being a bully doesn't preclude that possibility.

>>82065001
>Zootopia did little to no mentioning about education
And neither do hiring standards for cops in America

>>82063411
Why has no one pointed out that it's a shrew sized rug. It'd be tiny as heck.

>>82065001
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

>>82065209
I think it'd be funny and cute

>>82065220
well it only needed to be big enough to cover the grandmother when she was berried

So honest question:

What elements of the movie made you think Judy x Nick was a thing?

I've watched it twice and the degree to which I see shipping potential has actually decreased

>>82064661
>Be nice
This is subjective, and would say is more of a requisite for females. Kind and interested and a given, though.
>never wait for an invitation
This is bullshit people need to stop promoting. It is not a male's duty to be a mailman. If someone(s) doesn't give as much as you do, drop them. You don't need people like that in your life and anyone who says otherwise probably likes to see you miserable.
>try to tact fully start yourself
This is true, though. Key word is tact. Moderation is everything, you don't want to be too forward, throwing invitations of friendship at everyone because it looks really desperate. I know, I'm just now getting past that stage.
>"shitty introductory example"
No one cares if you think they look interesting. That has to be one of the weirdest things you could possibly say. Also very offensive/ rude if you approach them only on looks, and then actually say it.
>tell the friends you don't have
I can't help you with this, I don't even know why they would say something so contradictory and stupid.

For guys, its honestly better to put off the "silent intensity" and just pick and choose words carefully. Don't make sentences too long because no one wants to hear you go on and on. A guy who keeps talking is seen as a bitch.

Don't be that guy who only wants to "get to the point" though, because this is another thing people don't like and will brand you with to keep people away from you.

What sucks is that once you get to the point of no friends as an adult is that no one cares. They just expect you to get into a relationship, have a kid, get married, and fucking die already. That doesn't require "friends", just someone who's just as lonely and willing to tiptoe around your issues.

>>82065209
Honestly, that is one heck of a delusion to get from the movie.

>>82065364
It's hard to put a finger on. Amazing chemistry, I guess? Everything just flows so smoothly, and they brought out the best of eachother.

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I want to see the movie again today and was wondering how it is in "RealD 3D"
I've only seen the movie in 2D so far, is it worth the extra $4 for 3D?

>>82065364
Both of them improving as a person and reaching their dreams together. They complete each other sort of way.

>>82065409
Not really. Girls have crushes on assholes all the time.

>>82065364
>Judy sad about upsetting Nick for months
>Nick holding on the carrot pen the entire time
>Tearful reunion under the bridge.
>"But I cannot do this without you"
Seriously, doesn't that get to you? You're not a sociopath, are you?
>You know you love me
>Sharing seat during morning briefings
>Rich's trolling
I mean, seriously

>>82065024
Butterscotch cinnamon pie

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>>82065024
I bet he makes a wonderful quiche.

If that's not pie enough then a banana cream pie.

>>82064721
How stupid can you be?

Where did I ever say it was fine?

I clearly separated the difference between what could be your fault and what could be someone else's, yet you attempt to troll me by saying at any point I condoned what was going on?

My point is that you're just as stupid as these people who want to sue the gun manufacturing plants when they get shot, instead of realizing "maybe I shouldn't have told that darker toned male he was a stupid nigger".

How many forks did you stick into electric sockets, just to blame the electricity companies for supplying energy?

>apparently, too many

>>82065409
You can't help childhood crushes. They're as fucking random as it gets.

Doesn't mean she would realistically pursue anything, especially when grown up, but somehow it's amusing to think of her writing in her diary about it.

>>82065440
He literally sliced the fuck out of the left side of her face, either she's into some freaky shit or you're lying

>>82065440
Not really. And I would know. Girls, like boys, can get varying crushes.

And at that age, and with such a hopeful, simple yet idealist mindset, Judy wouldn't fall for the troublemaker who is also kind of dumb. Young Judy would fall for the citizen model kind of kid, or someone a bit older.

>>82065490
Nah you guys just have a fetish you want to project on Judy.

If we go by movie logic, and none of that fanwank, Gideon is not Judy's type when she was a kid.

>>82065494
The anon is the one into freaky shit, yes.

>>82062248
Skunks don't really smell except when they spray so its possible the skunk got into a situation where they sprayed and then had to cut thier fur, especially if there's clothes to seal in and spread the goodness all over.

>>82065494
>either she's into some freaky shit
Artists has been having fun with the scene with Nick going savage and that Judy gets off on being scared.

>>82065504
I can't speak for anon, but I was a weird, loud, provocative loner as a kid. I had the biggest crush on this one Korean boy, but for the life of me I can't imagine why. He was polite but quiet, academic, traditional, and had no real sense of humor. Reasonably speaking, he had none of the traits I really wanted, our personalities clashed horribly, and he was incredibly plain-looking.

Still, I visited his house once and ate kim-chi with him and I wrote secret notes to myself I didn't have a fucking diary about how I'd found my future husband.

I have no idea how it works. Crushes are pretty inexplicable sometimes.

>>82065494
She's into foxes.

That alone is some really freaky shit.

>>82063361
This

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>>82065600
Are you a boy or a grill?

Trannies don't count because they aren't really girls

>>82065615
She told a kid (what she thought was a kid) that he could be a elephant when he grows up.

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>>82065488
>It's completely unreasonable to expect someone who has a permit to sell food to and a business license to actually follow the law

NIDF shilling everywhere

>>82065639
It's with great shame I admit I'm a London.

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Reminder that they are best ship and most definitely not in jail

>>82065116
...really? You do know what a stick up is, right? Like, those old timey jokes about gangsters and "yeah, see?"

Yes, I ramble. How else should I get you to understand? If I simplified it and said "that way of thinking is exactly how corruption prevails", you're gonna brand me a conspiracy theorist or something and then not want to actually talk about the problem.

Shouldn't matter where you are, this movie is a perfect example of what we're talking about. A scheme is a scheme.

>a guy with a gun comes up to you and demands you give all your money to another person, let's say a cop. The cop says he doesn't condone what's happening, isn't a part of the crime, yet suggests you give the guy your money so you don't get shot. You give up the money, because "any sane person would", and the cop and robber split the profit.

Now, you should start to see the problem in this form of logic. According to you, there's no reason to believe there wouldn't be bullets in the gun, just like its IMPOSSIBLE they're just scamming you, yes?

Say there are bullets in the gun and he just shoots you once you give up the money. Do you see now how easy it is to work that ideal? You could lose your fortune and your life just for living in an area where no one wants to focus on the bigger issue.

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I wish I had a qt Nick bf.

>>82065662
>a London.
Please meme correctly or not at all.

>>82065702
I just want a 4K quality video of just him being smug.

>>82065702
I want to kiss Nick on the muzzle

>>82065228
I learned from the best; you guys.

>>82065711
I'm sorry I fucked it up, I don't even go to /fit/ surprise

>>82065702
stop

anthros would look really weird in real life

>>82065472
>Meme Choice

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>>82065738
Cmon man, let a brother dream.

>>82065730
>muzzle
TRIGGER!

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>>82065067
>gideon
>TRIPLE CHIN

>clawhauser
>single chin

gideon confirmed fat fuck

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>>82065738
They'd look like animals.

There are already plenty of weird looking humans.

Anthros would look better than any of the retards with tattoos and piercings who are allowed to proudly display their stupidity for all the world to see.

>>82065688
I would pull out my own gun and avert the robbery because in America we can do that

>>82065209
>Slices her face and belittles her entire species
Yeah, I'm sure she was smitten.

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>>82065681
>reused models

I loved the movie, but this kind of stuff annoyed me the further into the film I got. I understand the rationale for it and everything, but it doesn't change the fact that it still felt kinda lazy to not even do stuff like change shirts, add glasses or different size scales and so forth.

>>82065797
Whoa dude, I don't support or like tattoos, but being aggressively judgemental isn't going to change anything for the better.

LONDON
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congrats to fellow bongs on Q's birthday

>>82065600
Like I said, crushes can be varying, and I agree with what you said. I was simply disagreeing with that anon about how girls would usually crush on assholes. I for one don't like assholes.

Also, you said a lot of positive traits about that korean kid. He wasn't offensive, at least.

>>82065738
>>82065766
>>82065797
Why couldn't they look like what they do in the movie?

>>82065769
Would that trigger Nick since it's referring to the body part and not a muzzle device?

>>82065651
Yes, we expect them to. Does it always happen? No.

I wish I knew why I was trying with you. It's like no matter how many times you tell someone "fire hot", they go " no, cold".

>>82065876
I wonder if the word "muzzle" will lead to PTSD. He doesn't really seem to have any real issue with talking about it with Judy after one day of hanging out. But I can't imagine him seeing a muzzle device would lead to happy thoughts.

>>82064148
I knew someone that was a hustler like Nick. The $200 a day thing is mostly a lie. It's more like $200 before expenses when he goes on a lick and then there's a huge risk of of the Feds snatching his shit and making no money. He had his own silkscreen shop and would make tee shirts to sell at shows and games and stuff like that, which sold. But he often did that on the street without a venders license. He constantly did stuff without a license (or with a forged license/document), which is pretty bad.

Anyway, the $200 a day thing was just him trying to peacock. If he was making that sort of scratch, he'd be driving something nice about town instead of hoofing it everywhere and he wouldn't be out hustling himself. He'd hire others to sell for him. He certainly won't be buying jumbo pops and remaking them into his own pops to resell. He would just buy the raw materials and make his own pops after investing in the equipment needed to store and prepare the pops.

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>>82065081

Don't be silly. He's reformed now.

>>82065835
If you have one. Probably do if, once again, you're a secluded townie white boy or something, but in urban environments, which are becoming the focus of the world, they're not easy to get.

Fuck if I were to say guns are the problem. Then we'd REALLY have a debate about how people should be allowed to murder other or something. Whatever new nutjob thing these hillbillies want to say.

>>82065835
Wait, did you not read it?
You're going to pull your gun out on the cop?
How well do you think that's going to turn out?

>>82065840
Women sometimes like a little abuse. They feel they need to work for that approval.

>>82065681
Why would they be in jail? Any decent lawyer can effectivly argue that they were hired under false pretenses and as far as they knew the job was legit, if a bit shady.

Any anons saw the movie dubbed/subbed into other languages? How do stuff like the "elephant in the room" and "redwood" jokes translate?

>>82066007
They were hired to work security for an abandoned insane asylum run by the mayor of the city. I think that's a little bit more than "shady". Also, the wolves were the ones who rounded up and kidnapped the crazy animals, so they were in on the whole operation.

>>82066079
They were working for the mayor.

>>82059616
It was woven from the skunk's asshair, you fucking psycho.

>>82065209
Shippers are desperate.

>>82066119
This.

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>>82066004
wew lad

So Judy first threatens Nick with tax evasion, then she threatens him with lying on a federal form. So he's actually guilty of two crimes?

>>82064175
Jesus Christ, you weren't kidding.

>>82066004
>>82066143
my uncle always says
>What's a few decades of emancipation, compared to millennia of evolution.

>>82066000
I'm confused. If a cop were standing and watching a robbery take place and not doing anything about it, that would get him fired.

>>82062767
Let It Go charted very high on the charts, which is why it played so often, not to mention its popularity. Try Everything so far has peaked at 65 on the Hot 100, so if you want to hear it on the radio you're probably gonna have to listen very carefully

>>82066143
>implying there's anything edgy about the truth

Whats more, how the fuck is something like "Fox repellent" allowed to be made?

That'd be like making nigger repellent. Or chink away.

>>82066143
I don't really see how that's edgy.

>>82066230
>>82066004
I hate this kind of thinking. I don't know about other people, but this would just drive me away.

>>82066147
Man, ZPD is going to look so bad on Fox News when their token fox hire gets hauled in by the taxman. IRS always finds out in the end.

>>82066246
Pepper spray, but made to be much more effective on certain species, maybe.

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Daily reminder that Bellwether did nothing wrong and was only trying to protect the city and people she loved.

>>82064141
I have never heard Everything is Awesome on the radio and I occasionally listen to top 40 stations

>>82066246
>nigger repellant
Carry a job application around with you.

>>82066202
No it wouldn't. The supreme court in the US has already ruled that the police have no obligation to intervene to protect people.

Cops would rather wait until it's already done and write a report about it after you're dead instead of actually risking their own lives for someone else.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_v._District_of_Columbia

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/28/politics/justices-rule-police-do-not-have-a-constitutional-duty-to-protect-someone.html?_r=0

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>>82066246
Oh god, my sides.

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>>82066246
human repellents called here as "pepper spray".

>>82066275
>but made to be much more effective on certain species, maybe.

But isn't that like prejudice as fuck?

>>82065458
Sounds like close friendship that has possible potential for a relationship later but something else later. As of the events of the movie I could easily see it going either way but I don't see some kind of mutual attraction that many shippers see, just deep friendship

>>82066296
I'd pepper spray this guy if I had the chance.

>>82066303
>certain species more prone to breaking the law
>somehow bad to want to protect yourself from them

>>82066273
I'm sure bogo can pull a few strings to make sure Nick stays on the force. ZPD didn't seem like the cleanest police force as far as corruption was concerned, anyways.

Also, the city's government probably has more to worry about than a single fox anyways seeing as their last two mayors are now in prison.

>>82066334
Anon...Don't make me say it....

>>82066303
Well yeah, that was kind of in the movie. The place seems like heaven and it sounds like such a miracle that two groups, prey and preds, work together to overcome their differences, but in reality they still harbor prejudice against each other.

>>82066273
He probably wasn't making shit in terms of cash, he lived under a bridge and had no car. As far as the IRS is concerned he was exactly the same as that rambling crack addict begging for change. As long as he pays his taxes after he'll be fine.

>>82066273
I mean, he's been doing this for two decades and they haven't found a thing, Zootopia IRS doesn't seem that effective.

>>82066246
Do you think the fox tazer only works on foxes?
Still, putting foxes on self defense products would be like labeling shit "Nigger defense" so you're still right.

>>82066348
Say what fampai?

the fox is a gud character

>>82066284
I know this, but they wouldn't be not protecting somebody, they'd be allowing a law to be broken.

>>82061980
>>82062057
I just assumed they ate fish, since fish aren't mammals and all the citizens in the movie are mammals

>>82066327
>potential for a relationship later
Isn't that what some people see too? I'm not sure why you're confused. There are people who ship even without context or proof. There are people who ship because of slight hints. That's it.

And you're right that technically they are friends in the first movie. They seem really, really close at the end/closing scene with Flash though.

>>82066284
I wish more people knew this.

Shit like this is why I hate living here.

the bunny is gud too

>>82066383
>they'd be allowing a law to be broken.

They do that all the time.

>>82066358
He's not in the system, unless he maxed out credit cards. No apartment, no car everything bought seemed to have either been consumable or easily explained via 'found it on the curb' and more than likely no bank acount .

>>82066367
Nah it's like rape whistles and shit like that. You know those products are to fight off male rapers, although rape is done not just by males.

>>82066419
If I buy a can of pepper spray, even if the advertising is exlusivly white people, I'm going to have a hand on it around blacks.

>>82066346
This. Men being raped is taken as a joke.

False rape claims I believe are the problem. It seems to be only women who make them, so only women get focused on when rape becomes a subject.

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>>82066405

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>>82066328
u wot m8?

>>82066486
oh my god how did reddit get here

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>>82066246
Maybe they shouldn't try to actively live up to the stereotypes like Nick does?

There's literally nothing wrong with either of the products you mentioned.

>>82066480
What are blacks, though? Literally anyone with darker skin?

You're gonna be worried about a little black baby assaulting you?

Do Dominicans and Haitians count as black?

>>82066559
Yes, yes and yes.

>>82066513
ok, anon...i think we're going too far.

>>82066549
What's reddit about that post?

Saying crying wolf is an issue?

Talking about rape?

>>82066337
City government may not care but the feds might. Back taxes on 1.4 million dollars worth of income, you bet they want it.

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>>82066570

>>82065209
GRASPING
AT
STRAWS

>>82066581
both

>>82066599
fug, this is one of my shitty GIMP edits i made last month.

>>82066605
I don't even ship Judy and Gideon BECAUSE SHE HAS A PERFECTLY GOOD AND FAR BETTER FOX RIGHT NEXT TO HER
I just like the idea of her having an idle crush as a girl, that's all.

>>82066559
Most Haitians are black and are uncivilized scum. Exercise caution.

t. Dominican

>>82066673
You brought this shit up out of nowhere, voicing the opposition in angry allcaps won't make you sound like the reasonable one

>>82066673
no just reddit go away

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Gideon is cute.

wow, this thread sure went south fast and hard. Well done, anons

>>82066701
especially when he's in the schutzstaffel uniform.

>>82066704
not as bad as the derailment a couple days ago

based mods

>>82066277
>shilling for your ewe masters

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>>82066735
Have this for such a shocking twist.

>checking out local showings
>the nearby theater is one of those fancy ones with recliners where you reserve your seats
>currently no seats taken for Zootopia at 3pm
Damn, I think I'm gonna go and bring my Pax. Get absolutely ripped if I'm alone.

>>82066383
If it's for the preservation of life, according to you and these corrupt fucks, that's fine.

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>>82065639
>>82066513

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>>82066704
This is pretty tame compared to the last few threads, anon.

>>82066623
Could you explain why?

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>>82066814
I'll take this stuff over the 'Places Judy is most likely to be raped' posts every day of the week.

>>82066804
My first Zootopia showing was empty. I was tempted to masturbate.

>>82066826
no

>>82066834
>Places Judy is most likely to be raped
Where would these places be?

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Can we go back to good old husbando/waifu faggotry and shipping characters?

Weaselton needs more love.

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>>82066813

>>82066850

i almost smuggled a cucumber inside the cinema.