GUYS, they just released a huge patch which includes a goddamn

>>81947309
>>81947309
>>>/v/

Oh wait, not even /v/ plays your shitty fucking game from mid 2000 because even they aren't that autistic.

>Many Doors Rolf has been buffed

More Sons of Shepard nonsense? oh joy

oh shit everyone check your inventories. my Boomerang is gone, same for all my friends. what could they be planning??

I just tried out That's My Horse....it's pointless if you're not a Rolf or an Ed player

>>81947309
Wat

>>81947978
THE STORY IS NOT OVER.

WTB ship in a bottle, have full monkey costume and a Canadian squirt gun

>>81947309
Can confirm Swag Van in Junkyard

Got legendary Guitar Pick for the 88-Fingers armor set out of it

>>81948144
How does he put on a hat?

>>81948556
You lucky piece of shit. I got a Thingamajig.

>>81948620
I GOT THE SEXTANT BITCH.

Jujube buff when?

>>81948144
I WANT A NEW HEAD. PLEASE ROLF NEW HEAD. HEAD FOR ED!

>That's My Horse mini game added
I loved this in the Jingle Jangle event. So glad they added it to the vanilla game.

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>>81948620
Yay Rolf!

>>81948749
You know what the best part is? You can unlock the Musical Jug for Double D if you survive a round as him, it's really hard though

>>81948686
Hopefully never, I keep selling them for a huge profit to Rolf players. They all think they're going to turn into gold overnight or something

>>81947309
>Bad Luck Double D has been given increased cooldown on all attacks

WHY DON'T THE DEVS JUST ADMIT THEY JUST HATE EDD MAINS ALREADY?!?

>>81947761
>it's pointless if you're not a Rolf or an Ed player

So it's just like the rest of the game then?

>>81949384
There's still 88 Fingers Eddward. If they sink that then we're truly done for...

They STILL haven't fixed Jonny's head getting caught on random edges and small spaces. What the hell guys?

Wait ed edd n eddy have an online mmo?

>Dickies
They still drop these?

>>81947309
>Many Doors Rolf has been buffed
Are you fucking kidding me
As if they weren't annoying enough

someone at /v/ just discovered something amazing

>Cupcakes of Forgiveness no longer account-bound

>This means that you can buy and sell them. I had one of my friends trade his to me, and they /stack/

>I've been buying as many as I can before others catch on. I'm going around challenging Rolfs to duels and I manage to keep them debuffed for the entire fight, it's fucking glorious

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>>81947309
>MFW whenever you use the main skill for Many Doors Rolf a bit from a random The Doors song plays
There's something hilarious about KOing a Nazz with MISTER MOJO RISING playing

>>81950391
>he doesn't know

>>81947309
SEXTANT OP

NERF NOW

How the fuck do you collect all of DD's sticky notes? Ive just reached the junkyard and keep getting ganked by trailerpark fuckers every time I get close to getting the last few.

Turkey basters are so fucking overpowered.

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>Still nothing for Naz players
I should just stop playing. Clearly its what the devs want me to do.

>>81950703
You have to ______________________________________________________________________________________________________________git gut_______________________________________________________________________________

>>81950703
The Junkyard is full of savages, it's never a good idea to be a solo DD around there unless you've got an 88 Fingers build with good equipment. Find a decent Ed and use your gadgets to support him. DD-Nazz-Ed is actually surprisingly effective against turkey baster fuckers. Make sure it's a Dr Nazz and Shoe in Pebble Ed..

>>81950735
Fat Nazz (I think that's what it's called) is an excellent support though. Beats Unlucky Double D for certain encounters.

>>81950735
You're either a healer or nothing, you knew what you were getting into

Although I hear they're thinking of adding Fat Nazz

>>81947398
>makes references to /co/ related material and not a real game
>/v/
Pick one

>>81950858
It's out already?

The things they shove out the door unannounced, I fucking swear. At least it's not as bad as all those Fad updates with absolutely zero warning

>The Claw has had its range increased

Literally all I cared about in this patch.

>>81950913
>>81950995
I remember now, they released a trailer for the new Fat Nazz build in the latest patch. Good healing and crowd control ability, but honestly I think it was created to give Kevin players something new to beat up.

>>81951144
The Claw's already broken enough as it is, you Monster Ed faggot.

how can i play this game?

plank nerf when?

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>>81950995
God, the fucking fad updates.
>tfw they were all so shit they had to make the Fad-Freaker class just so you could get any use out of them.

>>81951457
Here's the code:
ffnsiuruhvfgpowrodvk
You know where to enter it.

>>81951546
>ffnsiuruhvfgpowrodvk
i dont :/

>>81951725
Fucking hell, I'm not gonna spoonfeed you this shit.

>>81951749
get over yourself
can someone else spoon feed me this?

>>81951725
Just watch the (tenth prime number)nth episode. Right near the end there's an additional name in the credits-that's the person who runs the game.

>>81951804
He's trolling you, you need an invite to play at all

>>81951532
The worst part? The WORST part? I'm still holding all of that useless shit in my garage in case they re-release the update or it becomes desirable gear

>>81951805
Also if you join the Gingerbread Sailor server you're fucking dead kiddo.

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Anyone care to share some horror stories regarding EEnE online? I'll start

>be me, just got the lightbulb as Ed
>find a Double D and Eddy to help me with the Evil Tim quest
>go to the construction site to get everything ready
>clearly mark where Double D has to put the rocks
>Double asks where to put the rocks
>Tell him right on the X
>Get our Eddy suited up for the next part.
>come back, Double D asks me where the X is
>for fucks sake.
>straight up tell him A, B, C, D, L, M, N, O, G, doesn't this idiot know his ABC's?
>He still can't find it.
>MFW

So when's the next Edventure? I heard Johnny players are getting some wood glue for their quest to reunite the shard of Plank.

>>81951968
That's your best shot? I've dealt with Pebble-in-Shoe Eds WITHOUT FOOT EQUIPMENT.

The idiot was so confused when I wouldn't run him to the dumpster.

>>81951968
>I'm on my Three Shoe Beating Rolf
>trying to do a solo run through the Junkyard
>I happen upon not one but THREE Annoying Jonnys
>I know they've spotted me
>I type in chat "hey guys just passing through" and hope and pray that they please don't-
>WHY
>WHY WHY WHY WH-WH-WH-WH
>YEEHAW
>I'm stunned and rooted, can't do shit
>they begin cracking their joints
>the game SKIPS AND FREEZES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE JOINT CRACKING SOUND

I still have nightmares

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FUCKING FAGGOT EDS SUCKING UP MY JELLO CUBE I WILL FUCKING GET YOU BANNED MY BROTHER WORKS FOR DANNY ANTONUCCI

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Best alt costumes GO

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>>81953254
It was a good April Fools day