>Movie has the same plot but with one difference >Replace

>>81922642
Sex.

>>81922642
He'll gonna bed her. No fight.

>>81922642
Instead of almost killing her at the end he takes out his newly developed kryptonite handcuffs and she becomes his sex slave

>>81922682
>>81922655
>>81922665

Wow /co/

>>81922642
Kryptonite dildo.

>you will never know what a kryptonian vagina feels like
>you will never know what a human vagina feels like either

>>81922731
That's absolutely gonna kill her. Unless Batty really into necrophile.

>>81922642
Do Kryptonians menstruate?

>>81922642
>gets decapitated by her heat vision
>credits roll

>>81922642
He tries to detain her than kill her. He does however still hit her, cause it's not like he can hurt her by hitting too hard.

>>81922751
Yes you will, give it some time.

>>81922642

Supergirl wouldn't fuck around like Superman and would just kill Bruce and fly back to Lex

>>81922751
A dolphin vagina is strong enought to tear off a human penis, sex with a kryptonian would be kinda like that

>>81922942
>A dolphin vagina is strong enought to tear off a human penis
I'm not gonna ask you how you know it.

>DO YOU BLEED
>Once a month

Batman would not fuck such a young girl

Just want to let you guys know Civil War holds a 94% rating, and is facing critical acclaim.

Who's excited for a good superhero movie?

>>81923241
Not me. It's too childish and funny for me.

>>81923219
Please... she is legit enough. This is Bruce Wayne we are talking about, and he slept with supermodels left and right. Many of them are barely legal.

>>81923275
>childish

>>81923289
Sorry, I meant kid-friendly.

>>81923293
so? Do you also no enjoy animated films?

>>81922642
I dunno, the disappointing box office sales seem like a bigger threat to their world.

>>81923298
It's two different types of mediums. I'd say even the animated films from DC have an edge to them.

>>81923293
So, basically no animation movies for you then? Suit yourself. Perhaps your discerning taster are more suited to sophisticated movies like Clockwork Orange, Blade Runner, drama comedy movies such as Trainspotting and such.

>>81923324
Blade Runner was hot Garbage.

>>81922731
It's good to see Kevin Smith here. Always provides us with a laugh or 2.

>>81922942
Kryptonite condom. Problem solved.

>>81922642
He apologizes constantly for being born a male gender.

>Alfred this alien needs to be stopped, captured, restrained... bound.
>Master Wayne?
>Sorry what was I saying?
>About the alien being dangerous.
>Yes that's right. Think of it Alfred. With so much power she could make anyone on earth submit to her will! We'd be powerless, helpless, forced to beg and plead for release...
>Um... Bruce?
>Look I just need to do this, ok? How strong is the codpiece on the metal suit?

>>81923210
Under-rated post.

>>81922642
>You aren't brave. Girls are brave.
>I'm going to show you what it means to be a girl.
>*Enrolls her in cliquey high school where she is unpopular and teased, sitcom ensues*

Batman gets his fucking head ripped off because women are fucking insane and can't co-operate with someone who has scorned them. Batman would be murdered quickly

>>81922642
>Batman! You have to rape Supergirl! There's no other way!

>>81922642
>>81922655
>>81922665
>>81922682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBSkq3ld0yE

>>81930042
11/10 movie right there.

>>81923604
CLARK, YOURE A WHITE MALE

>>81923275
Gad to see you saw an unreleased film already.

>>81928375
>he adopts her
>Kara just becomes part of the Batfam

I'mokaywiththis.png

>>81922751
Yes I do, I'm 29. How pathetic could you be to not have fucked a few women by then?

>>81922642
Well she prolly die
Cause her mama ain't named Martha

Then again no family for someone to hold hostage against Supergirl, so that situation may not event come up.

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Call her fat.

>>81930364
Suuuuure you did, anon.