Anon, you're now in charge of the plot for the upcoming

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>>81911154
>just make it Stone Cold saying "WHAT" and giving people stunners for 22 minutes
>profit

>>81911154
Austin is literally an ice-rock elemental, he fights

I'd just reboot Celebrity Deathmatch

He was on the original so I'm sure he'd be cool with it.

>>81911154
Why would it air on Adult Swim and not on the WWE Network, along with all of WWE's other amazing original programming like WWE Ridealong, Total Divas, and The Edge and Christian Show That Totally Reeks of Awesomeness? Along with that, you get live access to every pay-per-view, including the upcoming Payback in Chicago, Illinois?

All this for only NINE NINETY NINE.

It'd be about Stone Cold being a prima donna who gets Roddy Piper Fired for telling a joke.

>>81911154
Steve Austin runs a small time one man A-team like business out of his trailer. People come to him with the problem of the week and he sets up these elaborate plans to accomplish them. He start off on the mission and it's pretty much just him wandering into the location drunk and close-lining and Stone Cold Stunning and spitting beer into badguys faces for about five minutes straight until the problem is solved.

It would be called Austin 3:16 because in the trailer park that would pretty much be his address 3rd row 16th lot.

>>81911154
Just go full Ultimate Muscle and have him train super wrestlers.

>>81911154
Didn't he have a shitty American-Ninja esque show on some bumfuck hillbilly channel for awhile?

>>81912888
Kinnikuman but with a western smash mouth like edge.

Imagine Austin berating the bad guy for like 20 minutes.

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STEVE AUSTIN'S ROCK 'N' WRESTLE.

>>81911154
Hes a big guy.

>>81913424
For you.