Ten foot pole. http://www.rotoscopers.com/2016/04/ 08/illum

>>81605079
Oh god...

It can't be any worse than the Jim Carrey version.

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>>81605079

if you're talking about my dick right now then DAMN FUCKING STRAIGHT

>>81606523
The child...

>>81606928
stuuuuuupiid jeeeeeeeeewwwwwwssss

>>81605079

Don't you mean 39 and a 1/2 foot pole?

>>81605079
I wonder how they'll fuck it up this time
I remember the Lorax was beyond terrible. One day I want studios to get ahold of Citizen Kain just so we can see them remake it into a generic action movie or rom com. seriously i want to see bad things can get.

Red Fish Blue Fish oscar bait adaptation when?

>>81606928
>>81610682

fuck the tree fuck the tree fuck the tree fuck the tree fuck the tree fuck the tree fuck the tree fuck the tree fuck the tree fuck the tree

>>81611369
No one ask why

>>81611205
>Citizen Kain just so we can see them remake it into a generic action movie or rom com

Starring Seth Rogen and James Franco

>>81611480
why?

>>81605079
Why do they keep making Dr. Seuss movies? None of his stories are long enough for a feature-length film.

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>>81605623

At it gave us babygrinch memeface.

>>81613804

*At least

>>81611564

Youtube poop levels of retardation

>>81605079
I wouldn't touch that with a THIRTY NINE AND A HALF FOOT POOOOOOLE

>>81611205
Well Ben-hur is getting remade, so you never know

>>81605079

A disaster in the making...

>>81611369
I have not been able to find that video for some reason. Has it been taken down?

>>81615276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz_W6BOgEXg

why is it always illumination? do they have a stranglehold on seuss's stuff?

>>81615428
Thank you anon.

>>81605079
SPAIN IS FULL OF SPIDERS