Where were you when an obese woman was poised to keep Batman

Explain, not clicking that.

>>81489219
Seconded.

Melissa McCarthy is just a female Chris Farley, and every joke is just some variation of 'fatty fall down' or something demeaning. "Comedy genius" my ass, holy shit.

>>81489219
>>81489240
>implying fucking variety is clickbait
Its expected that Boss is going to take #1 at the box office and BvS hitting a billion globally now looks impossible.

>>81490079
It's a news website. Those don't exist for anything else.

Ugh I hate her and that movie will be shit.

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>>81490079
>now looks impossible
>now

>>81489259
>Melissa McCarthy is just a female Chris Farley

Then she's a comedic genius. Farley was spectacular in SNL and I will fight anyone who says his motivational speaker "VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER", Chippendale dancer, and Bill Swerski's Superfans sketches weren't funny.

>>81490259
>news websites don't exist for news
ok

>>81490485
they are both fat comedians who rely on their size as the punchline, the problem is only Chris Farley is funny

>>81490485
But nothing she has done has been of that quality. I should've said 'like Farley but without anything funny'.

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>>81488927
Impossible. Fat women can never be poised.

>>81490824
They are mostly advertising portals.

>>81491020
Yeah, if we're talking about shit like Aint It Cool News, variety is a legit organization.

>>81491121
Having a magazine doesn't make you not an advertising portal.

>>81490079
so people would rather watch a fat bitch fall around than Batman v Superman. holy fuck how far has DC fallen

>>81490485
except Farley was funny

>>81491860
Happened to Pacific Rim, too. So DC movies sucking has less to do with it than consumers sucking.

>>81491860
Pacific Rim was outgrossed by Grown Ups 2.

>>81490904
Spy was really funny.

This Marvel vs. DC feels like WWF vs WCW all over agiain

>>81490485
>>81490904
>>81491898
It's not that Chris Farley is funny, he has charisma as well. He was a genuine kind of guy.

I liked bvs but never cared if it was a financial success cuz honestly we know they wont stop making batman movies but fuck do i want it to beat this stupid fat cunts movie now

>an adult movie beats out a kids movie

Who would have guessed?

>>81494524
Nice b8 my m8.

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>>81494421
This.

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>>81494421
You still shouldn't care. It doesn't effect you in any way.

>>81492460
Superman goes to marvel and reveals he's in the nwo?

>>81488927
It literally boggles my mind with how obsessed 4chan/reddit is with box office numbers.

>>81497929
And bankrupts Marvel from within? That's both ingenious and kinda bad idea

WHEN WILL BATMANS RIGHTS GO BACK TO MARVEL I WANT TO SEE HIM AGAIN WITH THE FANTASTIC 4

>>81490966
I actually think she is a good comedian, she just has been in mostly shit movies. The first time I saw her on SNL I thought she was actually funny. Aren't most of her movies her made by her husband or something? Maybe that's the problem.

>>81491860

scott pilgrim came in like 3 place when it opened, first place being Expendables.

which is fine, jocks beating hipsters is fine

>>81498274
Baits aside, does people really think this? That Batman or Superman will be a good fit in Marvel?

>>81498576
Yes. There are probably some hardcore marveldrones who think that.

Most people in the world barely even know the difference between Marvel and DC.

>>81498917
Growing up in China, I had perfectly good idea about Superman and Batman, but that's about it.

>>81488927
>obese
that is rude and inappropriate anon. you must say fat unfunny cow. the 90s are back

>People shitting on Melissa McCarthy

Fuck y'all; Spy was fucking fantastic and The Heat was damn funny.

>>81494421
>>81497892
I want it to be a success because if it's not then the style for future movies will be changed, but I liked this style. Not only that, but they will stop taking risks and may not have the movies for the heroes which aren't as popular. I really want that Shazam movie.

>>81503058
Silly cunt.

No, no, this is a good thing, we want it to underperform so WB will boot Snyder off Justice League. This movie needs to fail so that the rest of the DCEU can thrive.

>>81488927
>Seriously how have they not fired Snyder at this point.
How do you fire a guy who is essentially working by contract and has already completed the job; also with the time frame for the job already long past?

>>81503105
This is fantasy

A director simply will NOT leave a movie when it has been in pre-production for years.

It would be financially idiotic to do this and would push everything DC Cinematic related back AT LEAST a year.

Stop with this seditious talk, it doesn't do anything but fuck with the DCEU even more than it has been

>>81502793
Spy was great yeah. Better than half the capeshit this board raves about.

>>81503304
If WB thinks Snyder is poisoning the well for the DCEU they've got to do SOMETHING. Maybe they can't kick him off, but they've got to put the clamps on him to keep him from fucking up again. This is two times now he's taken movies that should have been smash hits and bungled them into merely being pretty big. Something has to be done.

>>81503084
no u

>>81488927
>some melissa mccarthy movie makes money
>ghostbusters will tank

Both of these can't be true at the same time

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Keep him for visuals but they seriously need someone else to patch together the film itself.

>>81503661
Why tho
Ghostbusters legitimately looks bad

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>>81503304
>and would push everything DC Cinematic related back AT LEAST a year.
No it fucking wouldn't. At most it would push only JL's production back a handful of months. WW is literally midway through filming. And lets be real here, you damn well know that Shazam has been in development hell for over a decade now and that Cyborg movie was getting canned.

Hollywood has a long history of last minute director replacements. Marvel literally did this with Edgar Wright last year. For fucks sake, Stanley Kubrick took over Spartacus a week INTO filming over 50 years ago. Are you seriously telling me that WB couldn't contact one of their regulars like Doug Liman or George Miller who actually is producing JL to take over? Or, I dunno, BEN AFFLECK?

Something this big would need prep, but frankly having JL release next year is a stupid idea anyway and filming a sequel two weeks after the movie comes out is the kind of stupidity that deserves punishment.

Snyder is genuinely ruining the brand. The fact that a movie staring Batman fighting Superman isn't immediately in the top 10 highest grossing movies ever highlights how badly he's damaged this franchise.

Its financially idiotic to keep him around in the first place.

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>>81503751
>Double tap to the back of the head

Seriously, I don't give a fuck if you are Batman, you're going nighty-night from the blunt force trauma at least.

>>81503751
>Batman
>Fighting in a room that well lit.

What is this bullshit.

>>81488927
wrapping up... is the general opinion in co/ melissa mccarthy is just a fatter chris farley. Done. moving on.

>>81508521
That would pretty much be when Keaton Bat got knocked down and they noticed he was well armored. But yea he'd be fucking concussed all to fuck and have some serious tinnitus.

>>81508576
Yea but less bumble doofus funny with a cheeky sidekick and more just a crude asshole.

>>81502793
>>81503326
I'm judging. I'm judging you and your taste in movies right now.

>>81508521
Is movie Batman normal Batsuit even stronger than that of the comics?

>>81491020
like your mom's vagina

>>81503304
It would be financially idiotic to lose hundreds of millions of dollars of gross revenue because of a shitty director.

>>81509817
The problem is that said shitty director has extra job security in the form of a producer wife.

>>81491976
>>81491926
Superman and Batman movie is Pacific Rim now.

>Superman!
OH! The guy who flies and is super strong?
>Batman!
YEAH! He's awesome!
>Batman VS. Superman!
>Holy shit! It'll be the greatest movie of all!

>Pacific Rim
What? Is that a war movie?

Don't be delusional. Pacific Rim is brand new IP, it doesn't have 1/100th of the weight of a name such as Batman. Or Superman.

>>81502793
She's the fat girl from the The Heat?

Dude, BvS is fucked...

Melissa McCarthy as Darkseid when?

>>81510422
That's true. Batman and Superman are IPs that are nearly a century old and firmly engraved in the public consciousness.

Which is a very pertinent but ultimately minor footnote in the grand litany of reasons contributing to BvS' suffering an abysmal word of mouth and plummeting sales.

>>81498019
because if a movie earns a lot, there's a bigger chance the studio will want to make more of it, and hire better directors and actors for it

>>81498019
It LITERALLY matters when discussing blockbusters like BvS.

Hell, some people would say it's LITERALLY the only thing that matters.

This is not some art movie, you know.

>>81508576
There is no consensus on /co/. Kill yourself.

>>81510422
Hell no. Pacific Rim was good.

>>81488927
>>81489219

http://pastebin.com/LGpjQ52h

>>81512290

why isnt the pastebin unembedabble?

>>81489259
She was good in St Vincent

>According to The Hollywood Reporter, following this latest disappointment, Warner Bros. is planning to scale back the amount of films they release in a given year to focus on their core franchises in an effort to improve the success of their release slate.

>So, what does this mean for the future of the DC Cinematic Universe? The article says that Warner Bros. executives were “shocked” by the scathing reviews and left flat-footed as to how to respond. They mention the growing rumors that a producer (George Miller?) may be added to Justice League to help guide the production, but a WB source insists, “we’re not going to take a movie that’s supposed to be one thing and turn it into a copycat of something else.” (No word, however, on the reshoots that were clearly designed to make Suicide Squad a more humorous movie.) Instead they’ll evaluate what went wrong with Batman vs. Superman and adjust accordingly for Justice League.

http://screencrush.com/batman-vs-superman-warner-bros-fewer-films/

>>81512502
>Instead they’ll evaluate what went wrong with Batman vs. Superman and adjust accordingly for Justice League.
Everyone's been telling them to shitcan Snyder for years. They shouldn't have to evaluate further than that

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>>81512502
>but a WB source insists, “we’re not going to take a movie that’s supposed to be one thing and turn it into a copycat of something else."

Just let Superman lighten up, & stop putting A Nolan chaser in every Justice League Dude, simple as that.

>>81512543
I think they should just let Zack Snyder adapt Frank Miller's Ronin seeing is that he places Miller above all else. Probably more than the icons he worked with.

>>81509164
It depends on the comic, and it depends which suit he wears in the comic as well.

In the Hush series, he had gotten knocked out by Harley Quinn's hammer because he wore his regular cowl and not his armored cowl.

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>>81512502
Start with finding an actually good director.

Warcraft is getting great early buzz, because they have a fucking filmmaker on it and not a 12 year old boy.

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>>81512502
I don't know rather to blame Disney/Marvel for mastering their formula of success or WB/DC for following possibly wanting to follow suit. WonderWoman doesn't need to have a dance off with Aries in WW1 Belgium.

I'm wanting to say I hate the marvel drones most out of this.

>>81492460
DC and Marvel's respective works aren't as planned out or written or executed as well as that, but yeah, basically.

>>81512502
>evaluate what went wrong with Batman vs. Superman
IT'S CALLED FIRE SNYDER. THIS IS NOT HARD

>>81512761
>Warcraft is getting great early buzz
Do you seriously think that movie is going to be good?

I mean that trailer had basically all the fantasy movie cliches you could think of

>>81513094
Yes, because I have more faith in Duncan Jones than Zack Snyder.
And because cliches are neither a good nor a bad thing. It all depends on how they are handled.

/co/, be honest
Do you bleed?

>>81513094
>I mean that trailer had basically all the fantasy movie cliches you could think of
I haven't seen the trailer and don't particularly care but "all the fantasy cliches" sounds pretty Warcraft to me.

>>81513209
>And because cliches are neither a good nor a bad thing.

& that's why they suck. They're just played safe solutions.

>>81512502
I applaud them for wanting to be unique but seeing as how the road less traveled in this case results in bad movies maybe being a copycat wouldn't be too terrible.

>>81508521
HIS HELMET ISMADE OUT OF VIBRANIUM, SHITLORD

>>81513299
>I'm going to put square wheels on my car because nobody ever does it.
Wanting to stand out from the crowd is great but you have to actually succeed. It's only "visionary" if your plan works.

>>81513239
Anally, yes

Wasn't there supposed to be like no competition for this movie?

>>81513460
>Laughing_Bucky.jpg

>>81513386
>comparing tires to over used tropes

>>81513239
YOUUU WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLL

>>81494421
But Spy was really good. Haven't kek'd so hard at a movie in a long time. And McCarthy was really good in it.

>>81511425
He didn't say Pacific Rim was bad he said that it doesn't have the same commercial weight that Superman™ and Batman™ have.

Pacific Rim was a fucking letdown

>>81512502
>Instead they’ll evaluate what went wrong with Batman vs. Superman and adjust accordingly for Justice League.

Just like they did with Man of Steel right? Just fire Snyder, Terrio and drop the fucking grimdark approach to everything, it's not that hard.

>>81508521
Actually my favorite moment. Brings out the vulnerability in the character without depowering him too much, like Cap after he jumps from the elevator in TWS and needs a second to recover

>>81508576
>wrapping up p-pls don't bully snyder

>>81513804
Well I implied that these new DC movies suck, and I still say that. I wouldn't watch that last one again for free.

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>>81508576
>http://www.dorkly.com/post/77697/zack-snyder-batman-v-superman
>there are people that still defend Snyder when he says this shit