Let's have a recap of all the leaks we have been getting

>>81432824
None of those leaks are real. Are you being stupid on purpose?

>IPGD derailing two threads with confirmed Davekat endgame

You know just her saying it's endgame doesn't mean it is.

>>81433007
>you derailing this thread

i really like davekat

I bet I am the only asshole who wants Vriska alive, but have her glory stolen by Davepeta and the ghost army.

The only thing we know for sure is that all eight kids survive the battle

Does anyone remember a fanventure that was one of the regular "alien race playing sburb", but it included the troll empire as an outside force trying to take over the planet, and something with a meteor defence system?

>>81433084
>believing the character who's all about the red herrings and shitty twists

>captcha: shelby bluff

>>81433174
>deliberately shows himself getting his ass kicked
Yeah, that's really something I'd make up if I were an egotistical manchild

>>81433174
>red herrings and shitty twists
>predicts Davekat, Davepeta dying, Terezi dying and Vriska dying

I accepted Davekat being canon UNTILL piggy started posting.

>>81433227
>>81433237
The twist being what actually happens of course.

>>81433262
>IPGD is a big davekat shipper so stirs shit up because she knows it's sunk and is upset
>and then takes it out on Hussie by pegging him in a Dave costume

homestuck was a mistake

I just reread the first act and I take back everything I said about the quality being consistent
I hate agreeing with you faggots but yeah it used to be a lot better

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>>81433439
Jade wasn't
jade is keeping things good

>anon talking out of their ass with no way or intention of proving it
yeah thats a "leak" alright

>Vriska's limp, limp corpse

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>>81433475
I want Jade to mentally break Vriska down and train her like a dog.

>>81433515
On a scale of one to ten, how mad will you be if she lives? Because I've seen you talking about this for the last few threads.

You seem a little obsessed mate, it's not healthy.

>>81433516
Jade's the dog though, not the dog trainer

>>81433551

its the only thing we can reasonably expect from the flash

>>81433467
Homestuck ended in act 4.

Act 5 was different but good, but act 6 is an abomination.

What if Vriska dies?
BUT, it's not ruled as Heroic or Just, and she's revived?
BUT, only after English is defeated and has to live on knowing that everyone knows she spent the entire fight being a useless, slowly regenerating lump of charred meat and bone, and can never be the hero?

>>81433699
>she turns into Karkat
woooooooow

What will happen:

>Vriska opens the treasure box, holds the juju and expects shit
>nothing happens
>she throws the juju at LE's head, rehashing the scene with Hussie throwing his revolver at him
>she complains at Hussie how everything he told her is wrong
>Hussie asks if the promised date still happens
>they both get obliterated while the ghost army looks dumbfounded
>Davepeta appears and takes up the fight

There you go. Even fits with the anti-climax criteria.

>>81433439
this tbqh

>>81433833
thatd be pretty funny, i wouldnt even be mad

>>81433736
kek

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Reminder that DaveJade is the only good relationship in all of Homestuck, and here's why:

Both characters built on each other in a constructive way. Dave's primary issue is that he has to be the coolkid. In most conversations, he's perpetually defensive, trying to prove that he's really that cool. It's only with Jade (and Terezi, I suppose) that he's willing to drop the facade even a little. Yet nobody except Jade (and maybe Terezi, though it's hard to say what level of irony she was operating on) actually believes for a second that he is cool. The fact that Jade accepts it is what allows him to let his guard down while talking to her. She enables him to move out of his shell and become his own person.

On the other hand, Jade has enormous potential, but no one but Dave recognizes it. Rose mostly ignores her, except for when she wants a prediction, and John regards her as his silly friend but not a whole lot beyond that. Only Dave sees that, with some help, she could become something far greater than she is, and he dedicates a lot of time to helping her achieve that. Look at the client/server relationships: Rose is pretty hands-on with John, but is more concerned with figuring out the game mechanics than helping John out. Dave pretty much leaves Rose alone after she enters, since he knows she'd find being treated like she can't handle herself patronizing. John doesn't really get a chance to do anything with Jade beyond placing the initial entry equipment. But Dave spends a lot of time trying to help Jade figure things out and get situated.

Basically, Dave and Jade compliment and complete each other. No one else in Homestuck has that kind of relationship.

Embrace katnep, the herald of love.

>>81433906
I would rather have Rose/Jade and Dave/Jane happening, to be honest.

Surprise ships are much better than the shit we got.

>>81433929
>Rose/Jade
They've barely interacted with each other

Fucking Davekat has more of a basis than that

>>81433929
>>81433929
Rose and jade aren't even friends

>>81433962
I remember back when I read the comic that they always had a weirdly awkward and almost cold relationship with each other

>>81433962
I think they were supposed to be friends, but he never really showed it.

Really, come to think of it, there aren't any girl/girl friendships depicted in Homestuck until Jane and Roxy in Act 6. There are girl/girl romances and girl/girl rivalries prior to that, but I can't think of any cases of girls just being platonically friendly.

>>81433990
Hussie is bad at writing actual human relationships

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>>81433980
Yeah, they got along like cats and dogs

>>81433906
the coolkid bit is good but man
>Jade has enormous potential, but no one but Dave recognizes it
this isnt even a little true. he straight up calls her a liability in act 5, and painting "acted as her server, set up machines for her" as more than anyone else has done is really stupid.
not to mention robo-slap and auto-harley. dave isnt that great to her.
the only exceptional thing between them pre-act 6 was the frog hunting, and we got no dialog between them during it.

>>81433906
He babied the fuck out of Jade, while she was an idiot who took his facade at face value. Davejade was canon at one point, but it sunk for a reason. Jade couldn't deal with davesprites problems because Dave is the one who wants to be babied and made to feel like he matters. The best person for this job is Karkat, who is the most caring character, and knows about Dave's irony shell because he has an almost identical one, just with anger unstead.

>>81433906
man ive tried to reply to this like 4 times to tell you whats wrong about it but 4chan is eating my replies or something. what the fuck

>>81433980
Rose was cold to everyone but dave until she saw Kanaya and realized she wanted that troll poon

>>81434046
The best person for this job was Dirk. Dave didn't spill his feelings to Karkat, because he would rather have him as a lover.

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>>81434055
Yeah but it was pronounced since Rose never ever interacted with her and they were always brief and sort of terse, instead of her usual repartee.

Jade being more of a cheerful dog bully to her snippy cat would have been fun. I miss when it was just the 4 kids playing off of one another so much.

>>81434046
>Jade couldn't deal with davesprites problems

Right, which is totally why she dumped him

>>81434111
davesprite dumped her, because of his problems that she couldnt deal with (ie. resolve)
you misunderstood that line

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>Freakish Davesprite and Rosesprite may end up fucking
>Doomed Dave and Rose ended up together after all

I'll take it and be happy with it

>>81433475
jade was cool when we didn't know anything about her

>>81434046
But didn't Davesprite break up with Jade?
Also she didn't really take his facade at face value. This is like the narrative that John wasn't able to keep up with Rose. both the Prospit twins were actually damn good at the banter and snark.
The point is that Jade didn't care whether or not he was really cool, she liked him and thought he was to her, all the same.

>>81434130
resolve?

you mean homosexuality

>>81434132
same, but in my heart its not good enough

id take davesprite/jasprose even, but davepeta isnt dave. it feels kind of cheap that he needs to be 50% nepeta for them to finally get together

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>>81434137
She was keeping her mystery and pace real well up until the end of Act 4. After that she stopped being much of anyone until the frogs and Cascade. Then she just... stopped.

Homestuck is like an in-depth study on how to write so fucking badly you commit as much character assassination as you do actual character murder in the comic.

>>81434130
Nothing indicates Jade couldn't deal with them.

>>81434163
Wouldn't work with the gay singularity.

Dave needs some Nepeta in him to make fucking Roseprite gay enough.

>>81434175
(ie. resolve)
the fact that they still existed indicates that

You all hate Homestuck, so why are you here now when it's ending?

>>81434163
Roses homosexuality is too stronk. I mean her land is literally sky vaginas spewing rainbows

>>81434189
but its not FAIR

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>>81434163
Oh yeah that's what makes it all cheap and stupid and kind of weird, but whatever. If Dave, Rose, Nepeta, a Bird, and a Cat all want to fuck each other forever and not be doomed then, fine. I've already lost 99% of what I liked about this tire fire of a comic, I'm just happy those two at least ended up in each other's arms.

Man. The comic gave these two unreasonable amounts of sexual tension.

>>81434219
rose was never confirmed to be a homosexual. she hit on dave all the time.
if she was gay she would have mentioned davepeta not being a girl while refuting them

>>81434210
i dont hate homestuck

>>81434210
In the 1% chance Hussie can redeem it.

>>81434210
Like a tourist passing by the wreck. Or in this case walking through a neighborhood you were in at its prime 5 years ago.

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>>81434171
Hey, Jade and Vriska both lost all their character development, lost all memory of character developing events, and look really similar.

I'm not digging at some conspiracy or some shit, I'm just finding it funny that the two characters who look the most similar to one another, without being related, have also been written in a similarly bad way.

Rose = Dirk (Gay)
John = Jane (Straight)
Dave = Roxy (Bi)
Jade = Jake (Bi?)

Is this correct?

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Dave likes Karkat's cock and it's something Jade could never give him. Get over it.

>>81434242
She never hit on dave for real. Those were all just to fuck with him not to get him to fuck her. Stop supporting invent you sick fuck

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Rose is gay I just figure she's also unreasonably attracted to her fucked up gay ass brother who may as well look like her with shades and a bad haircut

Rule: Strilondes all want to fuck each other

>>81434275
>Stop supporting invent
i mean ill try, anon

>>81434163
Davepeta is marked for death

>>81434267
How can Dave be pleasured by that tiny little thing?

>>81434309
theyre all marked for death

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don't forget

>>81434210
Getting mad at Homestuck and liking it aren't mutually exclusive.

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>>81434261
Vriska got tons of development. Too much, that never went anywhere. It was just her utter disaster of a life and constant need to steal the spotlight without really... doing anything with it. Incredibly obnoxious character pushing.

Jade just stopped. She didn't get nothin'. Same with Kanaya. She was always my #1 but if we have to be honest, that Kanaya died when Eri murdered her ass.

We still don't know how all the troll sprites died...

>>81434353
Who cares. Death means nothing.

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>>81434221
Anon, my waifu, Vriska, is most likely going to be DAOOTs, my previous waifu, the Black Queen, has been DAOOTs for years. YEARS. Don't talk to me about fair.

Why, WHY must I be so aroused by huge, controlling bitches

>>81433833
>Karkat doesn't do something retarded like protecting Vriska (and maybe Hussie)
Doesn't he secretly care for everyone?
>inb4 his platonic hatred prevents him to save her ass

>>81434210
Because I want to see the ending.

>>81434311
It does a better job than Jade's disgusting pussy.

>>81434353
Didn't they just disappear when the trolls won the game and needed no more guidance or something along those lines?

>>81434438
they were mentioned to have died again by either equius or tavros
we dont have the details though

>>81434353
>all characters from doomed timelines are slated to die/become irrelevant
>GO timeline was doomed
I guess?

>>81434380
your fuckin waifu has dominated the story for almost the entire time shes been in it. dying at the very end doesnt count.

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>>81434346
No what I mean is that Vriska got development, and learned lessons. And then the next time she appeared, she had forgotten everything. She'd forgotten the lessons, and her character relapsed into what it was before. And then, when she finally learned a lesson and it stuck, a new Vriska who had not learned any lessons pushed her out of the story and stole her limelight.

Hussie is not good at developing characters, because half their developments happen off screen, are forgotten, or don't happen and are handwaved away as we just saw with Jade"Its ok if nothing happened to you because it happened to A you" Harley

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>>81434380
Just submit to your fetish, anon.

Make sure you get your Aranea with thick thighs.

>literally the only thing you people have left to discuss are pairings

this is really sad.

>>81434480
Makes up for my first waifu dying so early.

Come on, tentacled jester queen with a penchant for femdom and feminizing? Right in the fetishes.

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>>81434326
what did she mean by this?

>>81434210
Just because I hate Homestuck doesn't mean I never loved it. I want to see the ending no matter how bad it might (will) be.

>>81434430
The only guy that's been inside that is Dave himself silly

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>>81434493
Oh no I know, I was agreeing. I'm just saying that while Vriska got a GLUT of screentime and interaction that amounted to nothing, Jade basically faded away after a strong start.

You could write a small book on Vriska and her incompetent misuse as a character in the story. She was overused so much for so little that I'm surprised she didn't start showing up with her colors fucking faded.

And she's such a horribly BORING character if she's not right on top of her game or happens in small doses.

>>81434548
who cares. dave loves cock, end of story. literally.

>>81434522
There's another universe where the announcement of Homestuck ending is bittersweet, as everyone is excited to see what the final twist at the climax will be but sad at the fact that they'll never see their favorite characters again. But in the here and now, Homestuck has no characters, only cardboard cutouts to ship.

>we will never get a Karkat and (Karkat) conversation
>a confident (Vriska), thanks to (Terezi)'s support, will never show up to Vriska and lecture her ass as revenge for making her cry
>Rose and Roxy won't talk with each other more and spill their feelings like true sisters
Welp.

>>81434266
nope. jade, john, and jane are all straight. whenever anyone has asked roxy if she seriously liked another girl (jane, calliope), she called them an idiot and said that no she doesn't, she was just joking around. meanwhile she was obsessed with dirk, and to a lesser extent jane's dad and jake, and only recently took an interest in john.

your math doesn't add up.

i wonder how many people will become an heros when john sees dave and karkat kiss and it helps him come to the realization that he's bisexual too.

>>81434046
Jade was dealing with Davesprite's problems just fine. The reason they broke up was because Davesprite couldn't deal with Davesprite's problems.

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>>81434677
>Rose and Roxy won't talk with each other more and spill their feelings like true sisters

for how vile Rose was about her in the early acts Hussie really, much like with everything else, didn't do much to follow up on or resolve that

like here's Roxy, yup, ok so about Dave and his dick

I mean holy shit with how Rose and Dave are you'd think Roxy would have Rose in an emotionally confused meltdown

>>81434210
Homestuck is my kismesis. I hate it and yet I can't get enough of it.

>>81434711
>jade could deal with davesprites problems
>davesprite still had problems to the point where he broke it off
learn some basic fucking math

>>81434739
Your kismesis is old, smells weird, has shitty politics, and hasn't put out in years.

>>81434242
Rose and Dave's flirting was entirely ironic. Neither actually had romantic feelings for the other.

>>81434732
man i really hate that roses relationship with her mom was just washed over like "oh well i forgive her so lets be happy"
i mean thats HEALTHY, but its not what i wanted to see

QUICK

HOW DO KARKAT FANS FEEL ABOUT THEIR CHARACTER?

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>>81434677
>will never show up to Vriska and lecture her ass as revenge for making her cry

If by that you mean beat the shit out of and bully.

And Meenah too. What the fuck was that shit? What an absolute shit way to cut yourself off from someone. Meenah is the biggest cunt in the story, because Meenah dogs her mates.

>>81434732
Give me more of these two kissing and such

dave still has problems
so davekat will sink

>>81434778
right, thats why they had another totally ironic conversation about incest and whether they want to go for it this time.
i mean obviously they dont, that would be stupid. that was a joke. theres no canon incest in homestuck.

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>>81434803
Sorry anon. That's all I got that's worksafe. All my art is long long since deleted.

>>81434522
Everything else in Homestuck is complete shit.

>>81434732
She had 3 years to get over it with at least one of those with a girlfriend

>>81434791
I've always wanted to fuck Dave's tight ass and I can project into Karkat now and know that they're fucking post-game. So pretty happy.

>>81434763
I know. I have a problem, anon.

>>81434873
ipgd confirmed they will die virgins, sorry

>>81434814
dave's problems where all fixed by karkat's magical dick.

>>81434763
so is mine, what a coincidence

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>>81434871
>3 years of horrifyingly intense therapy roleplay in bed

man I miss late night Homestuck shitposting about those two

>>81434814
We can only pray

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>>81434902
>could

>>81434871
Would have been nice to actually see that development.

>>81434919
There's no way Rose is a sub

>>81434677
>>81434795
>no (Karkat) beating up Karkat
>no (Vriska) beating up Vriska
FUCKING WHY
WHYYYYYYYY

PERFECT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT RIGHT THERE
RIGHT FUCKING THERE

>>81434919
How many times do you think rose called kanaya, roxy and/or mom in bed?

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>>81434966
Switch, clearly. Start acting like Mommy and she'll roll over like the most angry sub you've ever seen.

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I don't think we've seen the end of character development just yet, I'm going to bet we're going to get some major shit in the 40 pages between EOA6 and A7.

Also because it's obvious the kids are better off with one another than any of the trolls.

>>81434603
How would he know if he loves anything else if all he's ever had is karkat's microcock

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>>81434971
>(Terezi) will never help two people she cares about beat the shit out of their dickhead other selves

What a fucking disgrace.

>>81434995
FUCK OFF childpile

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>>81434980
>Kanaya, unable to comprehend that she should be staring off into the unfathomed distance in deep disturbance when Rose begins to start whimpering "Mommy" over and over every single time she's close

>>81434995
How much can happen in 40 pages?

>>81435027
>kanaya thinks mommy is a pet name
>dave tells her one day that it isn't

>>81434966
It's called topping from the bottom.

Vriska's the same. Look at how she tries to create the ultimate bad motherfucker to beat the shit out of her. Trying to turn Tavros and then John into ultimate badasses she can be fucked, and fucked up, by.

>>81434980
>>81434990
>>81435027
OK, I take it back, this makes perfect sense.

rank the kids from most incestuous thoughts to least

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>>81435097
She had that all along she was just too much of a pussy to pursue it.

She knows she couldn't handle it.

>>81435002
Jade sucked him off on LOFAF

>>81435002
no problem, jade can always do them a favor and increase or decrease it in size. she's too nice to say no, but afterwards she'll be crying and secretly fapping to the sounds of dave getting railed.

>>81435113
1. Dave
2. Rose
3. Jade
4. Jake
5. Dirk
6. Roxy
7. Jane
8 John >>81435113

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>>81435113
Rose > Dave > Jade > John

>>81435070
What
This Is Human Bullshit Dave
You Make Everyone Call You Daddy
How Is This Different
?

>>81434995
Flip and the walkarounds had dialogue you know.

>>81435149
>jane that low when nanna was canonly in love with a guy she thought was her brother

>>81435196
Right forgot she is nanna.

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>>81435154
>I Dont Get It
>You Mean
>That Time When She Had That Vodka
>With The Weird Metal Floor Inhaler
>And The Notes On The Pillows
>I Had Her Bent Over The Couch And
>But She Was Calling Me
>...
>Oh Jeeze

>>81435113
1. dave or rose i dont even know
3. roxy
4. jane
5. dirk
6. jade
7. jake
8. john

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>>81435019
Still so hostile even though we're basically at the same side.

>>81435028
Well they're going to be spread out in over a week, I imagine there's likely going to be some major revelatory shit in them.

>>81435179
Yeah, I was thinking a walkaround or two, or maybe even something totally new.

>>81435142
>implying karkat hasnt sucked him off either
his throat is probably all nice and raspy too. gives off the perfect texture.

>>81435272
>Still so hostile even though we're basically at the same side.
I support racemixing not filthy incest child pile. Fuck off

>>81435244
>Kanaya awkwardly refering to Rose as "daughter" during sex

>>81435314
>reading homestuck and not supporting incest

>>81435336
>not supporting incest

IT'S 2016

>>81435272
Your ending is even worse than Davekat.

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>>81434380
ur waifu is shit

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>>81435317
>implying Rose wouldn't con her into calling her 'my little girl' or 'Mommy's secret' or any other 100 bizarre and suspiciously creepy euphemisms

Though I see Rose as more the kind where Kanaya's just silently going at it and Rose is the one whispering all the little Mommyisms

>>81435317
>Kanaya calls her her daughter
>Rose stops
>Becomes immediately revolted, gets out of bed, walks out of the room with a horrified expression on her face
>Avoids Kanaya for the following day
>Next day Rose goes up to her
>"I'm your daughter"

>>81435349
>ending where the kids find happiness and contentment with each other is bad
I'm not even saying anything about needing any explicitly incestuous content, I just want to see them help each other with their individual issues and be a family together, that's more than enough for me.

>>81435393
>>81435390
>Goddamn Even Vriska Wasn't This Complicated And Weird

>>81435495
You know, I can actually dig that.

>>81435495
But they're not, and they never will be. They're a group of friends that largely keep to themselves. John and Jade mainly did their own thing and Jade only entertained John whenever his birthday rolled around, and John kept his nose out of Jade's business.

Your meteor crew hugbox circlejerk fanfiction is never gonna happen and there's nothing you can do to change that.

>>81434456
No I'm pretty sure it was Karkat when he was going on about all the guides the game has to offer.
Back when we used to get chats about the game

>>81435560
From Past Karkat: Wake Up
KARKAT: GO HAVE YOUR BUTLER GET YOU ONE YOU SNOOTY DOUCHE.
EQUIUS: D --> Aurthour is dead, and so is his ghost
EQUIUS: D --> Remember

I want to get off Mr. Hussie's Wild Ride.

>>81435600
Soon, anon. Soon.

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>>81435504
That's only because Kanaya dumped her before Vriska made her wear the big spidermom costume she'd been trying to stitch together for their next feelingsjam.

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>>81435639
The idea of a sexually frustrated Vriska flopping around angrily in a giant shitty spider costume makes me miss when Homestuck was funny and good

>>81435702
>There exists an alternate universe where Homestuck never stopped being good
Fuck this reality

>>81434971
>hype shit that will never happen
thnks, nu-hussie

>>81435725
I keep telling you, we are living in a dommed timeline.

Act 7 will be so bad it causes WW3.

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>>81434990
>>>>>that fucking rose

>>81435725
I just wish it had at least stayed funny. It got so far up its own ass with the irony schtick and Hussie's own weird hangups that the laughter started to get uneasy REAL fast.

>>81435725
actually there doesn't. All those universes got destroyed to make Hiveswap

>>81435725
>but no reality where davekat is good

>>81435746
>dommed timeline

>>81435746
It's too bad about doomed timelines. They're such a creepy and horrible concept that you could write some cool horror stuff about it. Instead it's sort of just a sloppy and mostly undefined copout.

>>81435751
Hiveswap will never be made and you fucking know it

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>>81435763
Yes, S&M style. We're not just doomed, we're also getting fucked up the ass while wearing a ball gag.

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>>81435747
There were some SERIOUSLY hot Rose cosplays back when.

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>all the timelines where Homestuck remained good are doomed
>this is the Alpha

>>81435826
>CCG: SOMETIMES WE RUN INTO THESE VERSIONS OF OURSELVES WHO REACHED GOD TIER FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
>CCG: BUT IN SPITE OF BEING *MORE* SUCCESSFUL THAN WE WERE, BY THAT PARTICULAR OBJECTIVE MEASURE
>CCG: THEY GET PUNISHED FOR THAT, BECAUSE IT WASN'T "THE THING THAT NEEDED TO HAPPEN"??
>FCG: PRETTY MUCH.
>CCG: SO WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US?
>CCG: IF WE ARE TO TAKE SOME LESSON FROM THAT, WHAT IS IT!
>CCG: "TRY TO BE GREAT AND SUCCESSFUL, BUT MAYBE NOT TOOOO GREAT AND SUCCESSFUL?"
>CCG: OR MAYBE DON'T TRY AT ALL IN SOME CASES! BECAUSE IF YOU DO, SOME GIANT FUCKING SQUID IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE IS GOING TO BE LIKE, NOT SO FAST, MY HIDEOUS MONSTER PLANS BEG TO DIFFER.

HUSSIE TRIED TO WARN US

>>81435800
>back when.

Remember when Homestuck had a massive fandom that could create surprisingly good quality update art shortly after each one? Barely even fifteen minutes after the introduction there would be cosplays? Remember when it was a big, unstoppable internet monster that could crash any website it was directed at?

And the Hussie killed all the momentum with one fucking kickstarter game. God I miss old Homestuck.

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>>81435800
it's more the blood on black lips

>>81435540
>They're a group of friends that largely keep to themselves.
All of them only knew one another via internet for the majority of their lives, along with the fact that we still haven't seen the betas physically together and conscious yet.

Also that statement is pretty much wrong just from the fact that we saw post-retcon Jade being horribly miserable from having to be isolated from John and any other contact.

>>81435857
after the introduction of new characters*

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>>81435860
Oh no, the blood makes it x4 as hot. I used to have more thrashed up Rose stuff.

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Instead of visiting these threads I read parts of the comic all night and I had a really great time

>>81435826
>implying we're not in a doomed timeline
look around man

>>81435922
If this is a doomed timeline, I can only hope that we can get a warning back to the people of the Alpha. They should know of our suffering.

What is the worst character in all of Homestuck? I don't mean the worst morally, I mean the one who is the least interesting.

>>81435960
That's a pretty long list by now, anon.

>>81435901
Roxy gets a lot of credit for being the 'best written' alpha kid but when Jane's actually allowed to talk, she's great. I loved it when she took over the storytelling from Jade in the dreambubble with callie, it reminded me of how Hussie wrote Problem Sleuth.

>>81435965
Choose one. This isn't supposed to be an easy question.

>>81435969
Jane is criminally underdeveloped. I don't think she's a good character, but she had the potential to be a good character. Shame Hussie squandered it.

>>81435895
you can't just say that and not post all of them
I only have the one with rose and kanaya cutting vriskas neck (blue board but you've probably seen it)

>>81435960
Jane

>>81435987
Yeah

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>>81435981
Used to, anon. Most of them are gone now. Or they're not safe for work.

>>81435969
I don't get why Jane is so hated some of the funniest lines in homestuck are hers
oh right alpha kid romance drama

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>>81435960
I want to say Dirk. His issues always came off as boring, and his motives made him seem like some sort of whiny Vriska/Eridan/Karkat conglomeration. Even now all he does is self-pity about being a dick as Bro and self-fellate about being awesome with Dave.

And he just never did anything. Most I remember him doing is moping after game over and almost literally bursting into treats. He moaned about being a fucking loser, and glitched away in a puff of shitty .jpeg artifacts because of all the glitter and candy dust Caliborn got all over the game or whatever.

Actually, the fact that he burst into treats is the only good thing he did. I still laugh at that shit.

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>>81436002
that one isn't even bloody
you disappoint me anon

>>81435960
kanaya

>>81436008
Dirk was also the worst kid in the alpha kid romance drama.

"THE BOY I BUILT A ROBOT TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF FINDS MY CONSTANT NEED FOR HIS ATTENTION TO BE UNNERVING, A BLOO BLOO BLOO, IS THERE NO JUSTICE FOR THE CLINGY ABUSIVE PARTNER IN THIS GAY REALITY!"

>>81436031
If you take away AR then there is pretty much nothing to Dirk

>>81436031
did you skip all of the [s]s in act 6? or am I just taking really obvious b8?

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>>81436036
Yes. Because, like I have said twice now, I have no more.

>>81436057
No, I've read and watched everything. I even read Kankri's bullshit. But I just can't remember a goddamn thing Dirk did aside from >>81436056 creating a much better character.

>>81436055
I personally found his relationship with Jake somewhat relatable

>>81435871
Yet we've also seen the exact same situation in which John and Davesprite DIDN'T die, and Jade and John were still relatively distant then too. Jade didn't know about John's solitary confinement and cabin fever and wrote it off as a joke, and John knew that Jade and Davesprite spent a lot of time together and he stayed out of their way. They're not as super close as you keep saying they are, and saying Jade got depressed just because they weren't there completely disregards the part where Jade says she was completely powerless to save them, and the fact that they were just fucking dead and not merely somewhere else.

Hell, Jade even says she's used to solitude so the 3 years trip wouldn't affect her much, and without the sudden tragedy, I doubt it would.

[S] Synchronize was pretty cool to be honest

>>81436118
What, you too are a clingy shit who constantly calls their boy/girlfriend and doesn't know when to back the fuck off?

Or you dated someone like that and know what it's like to have WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU TALK TO ME, ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME IS THAT IT in every single message box in every single account for every single thing you have?

>>81436075
well it's been more than a year since anyone did anything maybe it's time for a reread
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007138

>>81436075
i thought unite and synchronize was pretty memorable
and the "the prince is awake your shit is wrecked" thing, though i guess that didnt really accomplish much
still looked cool

>>81436165
I guess I wasn't AS shit as I remember, but outside of flashes he was pretty shit. Then again, most characters are much more impressive in flashes because flashes are more action packed.

Though that shit, that shit right there, legitimately cool? That's what I wanted from Dirk to begin with. Bro was fucking cool. I guess I've always been mad that Dirk was hardly ever as great.

>>81436158
former

If you could undo the retcon at the cost of davekat still being canon and John ending up gay, would you do it?

>>81436031
>And he just never did anything.
he carried his mess of a group of friends and saved their lives throughout the process of entering the game

he and his robots practically did everything while they blundered around

>>81436238
no
johns sexuality aside, the pre-retcon timeline sucked. terezi and rose were basically out of commission, and the clown was allowed to exist.

>>81436238
I wanna see how half-assed the ghost merger or whatever he's got cooking is.

>>81436200
I actually couldn't have imagined dirk being any more like bro. he was every bit as intense, controlling, ironic, and all over the place as I could see bro being

>>81436138
>Jade didn't know about John's solitary confinement and cabin fever and wrote it off as a joke
Jade didn't dismiss John's ranting at all, and John referred to Jade and Davesprite's relationship the main thing that made the trip bearable. Just because John didn't immediately air out his issues the first moment he had them doesn't confirm that they were distant. And do you really think Jade would be ok with virtually no contact with her friends at all if she was alone on the ship?

>>81436200
>Bro was fucking cool
Bro was a creepy 30 year old making puppet porn of his brother

>>81435987
Nah

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https://soundcloud.com/user-223697287-365062392/0f3-9983

is this bad boy here confirmed for the 4/6 flash?

Because I loved this song. Give me leaks.

>>81436352
>https://soundcloud.com/user-223697287-365062392/0f3-9983
The flash is supposed to be longer than cascade, that doesn't fit.

>>81436303
>John referred to Jade and Davesprite's relationship the main thing that made the trip bearable

Which is kind of weird if you think about it
"This trip sucks but my sister is fucking a bird so it's good".

>>81436348
Yeah but at least he didn't piss and moan and cry about it.

>>81436352
It's too monotonous and there's no leitmotifs. Could be a WIP but there's no credible source at all, just people posting it over and over.

>>81436370

It was said that this was only an earlier version of the song. The final version would be longer.

I dunno, I re-read the pre-omegapause updates tonight and I gotta say I think most of it's actually great whereas my initial reaction to a lot of them was bleh. Same even with the recent ones, I thought they were mostly boring at first but they just served to set everything up and now it's getting me hyped looking through them. I fuckin love homestuck in it's entirety god damn

I can't wait for the flash, especially since it's supposedly been in the works for 3 years now. You might feel whatever about the comic now, but I seriously don't think the man's going to let the finale of something he's poured seven years of his life into be a letdown

>>81436375
John fully endorses Dave/jade, and has for a while. Because he's got taste.

>>81436470
There's a difference between liking it if your sister hooks up with a guy, and actively finding it the only thing good about your existence

>>81436388
You don't want characters to reflect on their flaws? This comic's like all about characters and their development dude, and they can't do that if they don't try to figure themselves out

>>81436555
that's not reflecting, that's whining

>>81436555
John reflected on himself and didn't suck about it.

>>81436375
It was in the middle of John's episode where he lost faith in Con Air. The whole thing was kind of a meta-joke.

>>81436375
We all know why he liked it

>>81436352
PapersEverywhere (a contributing artist) shot it down on Reddit yesterday. Thank fuck for that, it's a shitty song that's completely devoid of substance. Interested to see what Hussie uses instead.

>>81436644

Shame. But still hyped. I don't want to wait 3 days. Damn.

>>81436664

is she fat?

>>81436238

I'd want to just because I feel like there has to be a better way to end the story without retcons unless the payoff we're getting is enormous.

Pre-retcon's biggest triumph was making Jade and Jane interesting by turning them evil. But it came at the expense of Terezi and Rose when she didn't sober up. Plus retcon timeline has more Vriska, so I suppose I'll side with retcon after all.

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>>81436238
Fuck no. Rose and Terezi were beyond repair and the rest of the characters had gotten so fucking disillusioned that they were basically willing to let Lord English wipe them out. They just stopped caring about it all.

Say what you will about Vriska, shitty plans and obnoxious as fuck, at least she stopped them from being whiny nihilists/festering addicts

>No endgame johnroxy because John permadies

>>81436706
>Pre-retcon's biggest triumph was making Jade and Jane interesting by turning them evil.
That didn't make them interresting, really. Mind control is the oldest trick in the book, and it has the inconvenience of stripping the characters of agency.

>>81436946
Yeah but it was less mind control and more stripping them of inhibitions.
It revealed Jane is a baby-hungry slut and Jade is a vengeful slut.

>>81433906
They're meant to be because Space and Time, that's all that needs to be said.

>>81437015
>They can never have kids because instead Jade just gives birth to singularities

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>>81435147
>mfw boner

>>81437031
Time + Space doesn't equal black holes though.
Plus Jade won't have her first guardian powers for very much longer, and otherwise, player powers aren't genetic.

>>81435960
Kanaya
Jane
Jake
Post-retcon Karkat ("HURR I FORGOT")
Post-retcon Vriska's existence to make us tolerate (Vriska), the weakest babby in Homestuck.

>>81436939
Am I supposed to read this right to left like my mangos?

>>81437323
yes
terezi doesnt realize shes on the right and is supposed to speak last (because shes blind)

Hey faggots. How's that Davekat?

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>>81437386
pretty cute.

>>81437453
I want to like Davekat but I can't.

>>81437386
'tsall right. I don't personally ship it, but it's cool to see Andrew taking the story in directions we wouldn't have seen coming.

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>>81437480
but they look so happy together. they're similar enough to understand each other and cut through the other's bullshit, while different enough that they balance each other out and have a funny dynamic. plus dave needs someone as caring as karkat is after being abused and neglected so long. accept it into your heart and things will be easier.

post your face when the flash begins and you hear rex duodecim angelus play

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What the fuck is this.

Dropped.

>>81434353
jack destroyed all planets and the sprites with them you fuck

>>81437530
I guess I don't like how it's portrayed in the comic, since that ship has forced its way into every conversation post-retcon. I guess it would have been more tolerable if it had been developed more organically (like Rosemary) instead of showing everything at once.

Hussie crammed too much in A6A6I5. He had to shove all the exposition of that ship and the revelation of Dave's sexuality in an arc that also had to include the exposition of the new situation post-retcon and the pre-endgame interactions of every character + having to hastily solve plot points like Roxy creating the Matriorb. All that in an act full of nothing with people talking and 0 action.

He spaced out the development of that relationship as much as he could, but that meant having every character talk about them even if it felt out of the blue. The result of that was that instead of getting a reunion of the kids being friends and all what we got was a gossip shipfest.

I also dislike the looming threat of every Karkat or Dave scene (specially Karkat) having to include a reference to their relationship. It feels like everything they'll say from now on will be about each other, which sucks because it's literally the very last part of the comic.

So I guess instead of disliking the ship itself, because if we're being honest it's one of the most solid gay ships in HS, what I don't like is the effect it's having on the comic.

>>81437591
It's the cutest Roxy, it's what it is.

>>81437686
She really is, God damn.

My only prediction is that WV is going to eat the green sun.

>>81437817
My predictions is that WV will do nothing. How about that?

My prediciton is that WV will eat the closest green thing: Calliope's pussy. Calliope, being aroused, will turn into a Giant Snake.

WV will ride that Calliope snake referencing that Neverending Story scene, and they will obliterate all the bad guys.

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>>81437817
>>81437846
WV will end up with a ring somehow. pic related maybe?

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>>81437859
i-is this cp?

>>81437201
>no scenes of the kids teaching their kids how to powers

>>81437862
That was a dream about what he didn't want to do. It was resolved by PM getting the ring instead.
WV already rejected his fate as a slayer, given that he's a pacifistic diplomat. He getting the ring would defeat the purpose of that development.

>>81437859
Only thing WV is riding is PM's Becquerel dog dick.

>>81437876
unless PM dies and he finally gets to take revenge on jack for ruining his rebellion. it would suck seeing as PM did nothing at all for 3 years but I would be hyped.

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>>81437870

I want Jade to be happy

I want Jade to be miserable

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>>81437942
I want everyone to be happy. I like everyone. I'm such a faggot.

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>>81437942

>>81437969
Even Gamzee?

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>>81437971

>>81437984
Man, that's a tricky one right there. How you would you even go about making him both happy and not a crazy murderous clown zealot?

How angry would everyone be if Roxy hooked up with Calliope instead of John?

>>81437971
>dogs went extinct
>jade will never know this feeling

>>81438063
she can make new dogs.

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>>81437984
I think so? How the fuck do you make Gamzee in a way that doesn't cause a cataclysmic fuck up for everyone else?

And you literally can't make Caliborn happy without it being a cataclysmic fuck up for everything else. Literally can't because it's in the core of his very being as an evil aligned cherub to be a raging dickhead.

I wish everyone could just be happy, but if wishes were fishes, beggars would eat.

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>>81438065
Is that innuendo?

Do you think we'll get bits of Caliborn fighting yogurtboner in the next flash? And do you think we'll see him get his rainbow eyes with it?

>>81438028
Well, since this Gamzee is locked away and was probably unable to get his costume since Vriska has him on a tight leash, I think the Gamzee who's half LE is GO Gamzee. If that's the case, then this Gamzee shouldn't be possessed. If the old Gamzee was in that fridge he probably would've busted out and had a meltdown. This Gamzee is just sitting in there honking softly

>>81438108
>Jade being in charge of repopulation wasn't talking about restarting human beings

>>81438108
I always liked that pic, but could never express why.

>>81438138
So, wait has the Gamzee in the fridge gone on a murderous rampage then? I assume he had, which kind of muddies his chances at every being in good graces with any of the surviving trolls or the kids if they found out just what happened.

If he hasn't then I guess there's a real shot he could be happy in that form, with some help from Karkat,Vriska or perhaps even Tavrosprite?

>>81438238
You want to impregnate a woman and raise a family with her to give your life a sense of satisfaction.

>>81438238
I think the lighting is rather noteworthy on it, it's reminiscent of what I would imagine her island was like in summer. Add on to that the appropriate clothing for that sort of scene and Jade's natural doggy cuteness and that's probably why.

>>81438238
She looks complacent and happy, and happy jade is a good thing

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it's been a while

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>>81438321
happy Jade is a rare thing

>>81438243
He killed Equius and Nepeta, but their deaths are beneficial to the timeline (Without Arquiusprite Jane's tiara wouldn't have been removed, and Davepeta is one of the primary candidates for killing Lord English)

>>81438430
Yeah okay I thought that was the case. So, given that scenario I think there's hope for him, given that both Nepeta and Equius were two of the more emotionally grounded trolls well, to some extent with Equius, he's an odd one to call given his degenerate habits, thus would be more open to forgiving him if they knew he didn't actually mean to do it in good conscience.

Although, that being said, there is still the issue of his extreme case of split personalities to deal with when off the sopor slime. It's hard to say if he'd ever be happy given how unclear just who Gamzee is.

>>81438425
>jane just gives her cash
>which is useless now that humanity is dead

What a fucking bitch

So, if Tavros is Meenah's pooplord
Does that make Vriska Hussie's pissmuse?

>>81438506
His split personalities are a problem. The only reason I think he's going to be redeemed is Calliope's line about how a bard can both destroy a session or help it win, sometimes both

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>>81438549
Money has a sentimental value then. It's like finding sunken pirate gold coins.

>>81438590
Pirate gold actually has value though

>>81438585
>Calliope's line about how a bard can both destroy a session or help it win, sometimes both
Oh really? Do you know where she says that by chance, or if not, was it in direct reference to Gamzee? I'd like to think lines like that have some eventual payoff, but I know it's not an assured thing if it's an open comment.

What do you think would have to change to get him to help out? I can imagine something happening that has him bust out of the fridge and rushing to help X person, but given he's been locked in there all this time it's hard to know just what motivates him any more.

As for his split personality, I wish there was some clue as to which we should consider his default self. I like to imagine he's generally good natured at heart, but his coming of age brought out the worst in his blood which they'd tried to deal with in a very crude manner with the sopor slime. However, I can't really support that with anything solid.

>>81437968
Get back to work, Andrew.

>>81438425
Seeing Jade all happy when she woke up made me care about the comic again

>>81437669

I think the whole point of hs being about relationships is to show that this is what regular teenagers do. They have spent three years on a meteor and did not have a lot do apart from being regular teenagers. By the way if you look at it there wasn't that many conversations but the hiatus might have given you this impression. The action is coming, just wait for it.

Also I think Hussie's allusions to Dave and Karkat’s relationship in most conversations is just trolling on his part as he has not yet given something specifically official in comic. (as usual)

Two boys in love who always end up thinking or talking about each others. I don't know it all seems pretty logical to me.

>>81438590
what's that from?

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>>81438914
Seriously?
It's from Paradox Space

>>81437552
"fuck, this was already ruined for me through repeated listenings"º

>>81438944
Why is she crying in the first panel?

>>81438989
She remembered she was in Homestuck

Homestuck 2.0

>>81438669
I guess he could help Jake survive the fight against The Felt. Or he could help the kids fight The Condesce. Really he could help all the kids because they need to live in order for LE to be created

Leakerbro here.

Be ready for spoilers:

I didn't see EOA6, but I saw some of the last 40 panels.
>everyone is gathering around the frog platform which now has the Sburb door.
>Karkat is talking to Terezi. Terezi starts crying and breaks down and everyone is trying to comfort her. She quickly regained her composure and starts laughing while crying.
>A later scene shows Dave talking close to Karkat. There is a close-up to Dave mumbling and another panel of a shocked Karkat face. The shocked Karkat face turns into a warm smile. Dave and Karkat are kissing and everyone is cheering. The final panels have all of the kids, Mayor, PM, Spades Slick and Ms Paint and Calliope standing in front the Sburb door. John opens the door.

A7 spoilers:
This is the epilogue part. I only get to work on these scenes:
>Meenah is walking lonely while everyone is celebrating that LE is dead. Aranea shows up, they meet each other and she is crawling down and begging Meenah for forgiveness. Meenah shows a warm smile, makes a hand gesture of her telling to stand up, and they hug.
>(Karkat) finally gets to meet (Terezi) and they hug. (Terezi) is then pointing towards (Vriska). (Karkat) and (Vriska) both look at each other, they hold hands, they look flushed and they start smiling to each other. I also wanted to include a scene with (Karkat) changing his outfit to a matching punk attire, but Hussie forbid me to do that. Karkat/Vriska was also his original endgame idea, before he went with Dave/Karkat. I am so sorry, Karezi fans.
>(Kanaya) is sitting alone on a rock in Land of Sand And Zephyr. We see her depressed looking around the scenery. Suddenly, someone is offering her a jade-colored alien-looking rose. Kanaya looks at the person who is offering her this gift. It's (Tavros). She is then seen smiling. Hussie told me that the fanbase can freely ship Kanaya with a male person and that there is nothing wrong with it.


I hope you will like it!

>>81439050
What about honk friend
What's his ultimate fate
Assuming you aren't just lying

>>81439050
>everyone cheering over Davekat

This is the most fake part of that leak

>>81439033
Yeah, given his insane durability and quick movement he'd be an asset in any of the fights. What I'm more curious about is the motivations behind it. Would he just be acting as a neutral wildcard? Causing as much chaos as possible, in mirthful glee. Or will he do it for an actual reason that could help him get an actual positive conclusive ending?

I'm also still curious as the what extent he, kurloz and any over the other influenced dancestors fabricated events behind the scenes, unless they were just the ones supplying Calliborne and Calliope.

>>81439127
Yeah, if that happened we know that Dave and Karkat wouldn't survive the true final boss: John.
And also probably Jade

>>81439050
>Karkat/Vriska was also his original endgame idea
Yeah, no. That's just a HSG meme ship.
>the fanbase can freely ship Kanaya with a male person and that there is nothing wrong with it.
For Hussie to do this would be social suicide.

>>81439355
Wouldn't sinking Davekat be social suicide?

>>81439388
It's not a majority and nobody relevant would care if it died.
Most people would probably cheer.

>>81439220
I guess he'll be a wildcard. It's his nature

i just want a happy ending

>>81439388
Maybe to a bunch of Tumblr teens.

I don't think Andrew thinks of them as friends.

If Spades Slick doesn't react to seeing Terezi it will be finally and totally confirmed for all time that Hussie is a hack.

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>>81439463
You aren't getting one.

>>81439519
i know :(

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>>81435857
>Homestuck will never be good again
>Fans will never produce top quality content again
>No more Homestuck albums will be released
>Hiveswap will never come out
>Nudestuck is gone forever
>It will never be 2012 again

>>81435960
Davepetasprite^2 because what the fuck

>>81439612
It's ending in a week, so I don't care about its descent in quality anymore.

>>81439612
>Nudestuck is gone forever

Really? There's still lots of it, Mollywhop or whatever just did a Vriska thing.

>>81439517
Why would he react to seeing Terezi? There are decent odds that he never even got to see her during the session.

>>81439612
volume 9 was in fucking 2012 dude

4 years ago

>>81439652
Terezi and Vriska are the ones responsible for exiling him.

>>81435960
White King is definitely up there.

>>81436699
How Do I Live

>>81439708
Don't talk shit about my husbendo Writ Keeper

>>81439679
Sure. Doesn't mean he ever got to see them. Especially not Terezi.

i bet something's going to get fucked up because vriska doesn't have the wallet


where is the wallet, anyway?

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Someone refresh my memory, I know this is supposed to be significant somehow but I'm drawing a blank.

>>81439896
Refresh your memory on what? Why his fight with yogurtboner is significant?

He was offered The Choice by Yabbadabba, which was for him/calliope either "You will die here, but everyone else will benefit from your death and you will help kill an immensely powerful dickhead", and said dickhead is the recipient of the other option of Yolbababy's Choice "You will fight me, and if you win, you'll have the power to fuck everything up for as long as you want, and you'll have immortality not tied to the God Tier just/heroic system".

That is Caliborn preparing for the culmination of his decision to take option #2

>>81439896
Yaldaboath gave Caliborn "The Choice", either he can sacrifice himself for the greater good of all of life, in every universe and timeline, or something like that, or he can try to kill yaldabubblegum and get awesome power. Guess which one Caliborn is gonna choose???

>>81439896
Caliborn is going to kill yogurtboner to get cool powers

>>81439942
>>81439946
>>81439950
does that mean that everybody already knows exactly what's going to happen in that scene
whats the point then

>>81440000
We know the outcome, but not the events leading up to it. We're going to (presumably) see the fight itself, and the actual effects of what winning will bring (because so far it's been described in flowery metaphor). Potentially, it will give us a peek into HOW lord english has his perfect immortality, what causes it, etc.