Questionable Content General Jeph abuses April 1 to beg for attention

>>81320299
God dammit, I was almost happy before I remembered the date.

There is no god.

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>April 1st

>>81320299
>Clearly, the comic is in good hands
Yeah the last pair of hands had a habit of stabbing each other

>>81320299
Where is he begging for attention? On his twitter or something?

So is it pretty much confirmed at this point that it's Jeph who makes these threads?

>>81321214
It's not, dumbass.

>>81321391
sure jeff

learn to spell your own name

I mean, I think this is actually a joke about the news that came out recently about how conservative blogger and Breitbart Editor Milo Yiannopoulos actually has most of his work written by a team of interns.

I thought it was kind a funny.

>>81321417

Im not Jeph

Jeph cannot take criticism. No way is he going to post something in a place he cannot control the narrative. He'll block you on his social media in a heartbeat if you post something the least bit critical

>>81320299
What if we send him tweets being genuinely happy that he's gone and excited for the new qc?

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>>81321545
Alright, let's have a test. One of these resembles humor.
>Dora walks in on Penelope who is wearing a latex body suit. She promptly runs away screaming "Pizza Girl!" while Penelope tries to convince her it was just fetish clothing.
>Girl has a penis.

Which one might get a pity laugh?

>>81321545
You constantly bring yourself, your webcomic, and your loathsome social views up on here constantly to make people hate you enough to pay attention to you and generate clicks and viewership. You're basically Marvel at this point, which is actually a pretty decent accomplishment for a future transvestite.

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If I saw a spider big enough to make a noise while running across the ceiling, I would freak the fuck out.

Also, should they really be doing coffee stuff under that shitty, hanging insulation?

Hasn't this entire comic only been like 16 agonizing days of real time? It's amazing how they go from one hipster dyke haircut to another so quickly

>>81322458
No, they've had a bunch of fucking time skips. Like, seasonal ones.
At the very least, it's been one year.

>>81320299
this actually seems like it would be better than normal qc.

>>81320299
Holy shit, fuck April fools, i was actually excited for a second...

>>81323031

I was really happy to be able to quit reading this comic. Sadly, I must continue.

>>81320299
>kept reading beach as bleach
>"...I'm definitely committed to the bleach"

If only

Awww... I was hoping that Jeph really did quit.

Stupid fucking calendar

>>81322190

Your reading comprehension is decidedly lacking. I just told you twice in no uncertain terms that I am NOT Jeph.

And your scenario is highly implausible. No one would have any need to go to the site when they can get the comics here. Plus the derision would give the people who haven't read it before the impression that it's not a strip to be frequented.

There's nothing in these threads that would give anyone even the faintest desire to go to his site. Not when they can get it all here.

Again, his intolerance of criticism on his social media is proof positive he wouldn't go somewhere he knows full well is hostile to him. This is a man who stabbed himself in the hand because of negative feedback

>>81322109

I guess the first scenario? Even though it isnt good. But I suppose it beats girl with a penis by default

>>81323106

Just do it here. And deny Jeph the cadditional clicks

>>81323738
Go to bed Jeph.

whats with the address at the bottom? he's not actually a blue noser is he?

>>81320299
Damn. At least hanners was cute in the latest update and really thats all I even care about from this comic anymore.

>>81320299
>team of unpaid interns will be writing and drawing "QC"
Aww. I was looking forward to the dramatic increase in quality.

>>81326156

Should we send Maple Syrup as a gag to that addy?

>>81324145

Not Jeph, idiot.

>>81322301
They'd be shut down by the health department. Except in QC they are more lax about that kinda thing, because they recognize they are young hard workers with university degrees, so they must know better than everyone else.

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Is nobody going to mention the new t-shirt he's trying to shill, in which his neuroses about people on twitter triggering him burble to the surface?

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>>81320299
>tfw I've been praying for Jeph to hire a ghostwriter for years