If you could see any character interact with The Punisher, who

>>81313490
Punisher's penis with my butthole.

>>81313725
Would your butthole help fight crime with Frank?

>>81313830
Use it as a meat shield.

>>81313933
We had a team up. You were great.

>>81313490
Punisher with Dredd.
Dredd kills Frank for his unlawful activities. He is never revived. His stories are never reprinted. Disney forbids mentioning of him in any future publication.

Because honestly fuck this Mary Sue plot armor whore. Ten times worse about MUH PREP TIME INVINCIBILITY than Batgod.

>>81313490
Kamala Khan

>>81313490
Eminem

>>81314236
You don't think living in a world full of supers means ordinaries won't come up with plans in case they come across one?

I would love to see a Dredd and Punisher crossover though.

>>81314236
Punisher's died a couple times, bro. Cut to fuck by Daken, shot by a cop who got fed up with his shit.

>>81314719
>shot by a cop who got fed up with his shit.
Do you happen to know the name of the comic where that happens?

>>81314793

I think he's misremembering an issue of the last run, which Frank be NEAR-fatally stabbed by an ex-LAPD officer who was sick of his shit.

Oh, and linking for fun - http://4thletter.net/2012/02/the-many-deaths-of-frank-castle/

>>81315011
I totally believe Frank would do something like that.

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>>81315011
'To fulfill his need to punish'

>>81315011
I like it. Sounds like Frank at his best.

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>>81314236
>because honestly fuck this Mary Sue plot armor whore. Ten times worse about MUH PREP TIME INVINCIBILITY than Batgod.
Needs more work and less anger. Too many buzzwords, and zero examples.

I want to see Punisher interact with the Marvel universe

And kill them, I love seeing capes die

>>81315516
I forgot which issue that one was from. Do you know?

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>>81315011
>and shivs him

>>81315538
That's already a comic....
It's literally called "punisher kills the marvel universe"

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>>81315551

>>81315538
That one was interesting because it showed what would have happened if Frank's family were killed because of a huge battle between supervillains and superheros instead of criminals.

The story briefly touched upon the consequences of the super battles that New York always gets subjected to. People getting caught in the crossfire. If he had not met that organization of people who were horribly maimed by the fights heros and villains have all over the city. He would have not had any sort of means to pull it off.

I would have liked to see how he pulled off killing supers in that comic. He had all the time, dedication and resources to do it but they never showed how.

>>81315915

They showed him killing a few, but it wasn't very good.

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>>81315011

Implying she won't become the new Lady Punisher.

>>81316153
Yeah. It would be challenge for writers to find a solid way for Punisher to kill supers. But I would love to see how it could happen.

I could see him using the tech of more vulnerable supers to go after the less vulnerable super.

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Jonah Hex

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>>81316287

>I could see him using the tech of more vulnerable supers to go after the less vulnerable super.

That's apparently what he did after he took out Doom with a lucky shot, though the only part of Vic's armory that we saw him use was the nuke(?) that wiped out almost all of the X-Characters.

>>81316267
Fuck you, Waifu Cole-Alves is the only Lady Punisher.

>>81316451
Are there any other instances of Punisher using super stuff? I know in one he got a hold of one of Stark's suits.

>>81315516
>if I don't like it, it's bait
Sorry anon, your pet character is shit. You know and I know adding examples, ex how Punisher never kills bystanders by accident and how literally no one else can do his job properly so he kills all his imitators (except Lady Punisher, gotta be progressive!), wouldn't change your opinion so I might as well not bother.

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>>81316532

Well, the only active one.

>>81316532
Her name is Cole. She took her husband's name.

>>81315011
Came in here to post this.

>>81316679
>ex how Punisher never kills bystanders by accident
Not the guy you're responding to but: The same can be said for how superheros get in gigantic superbattles and they never personally kill a bystander by accident.

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>>81316560

He used other people's gear throughout the Fraction, Remender, and Rucka runs.

>>81316679
I just want one guy who gives these fuckers what they deserve without him being some super-powered jerk. Just one. Please go Whedon and go quip somewhere else.

>>81315011
11/10 post, would hire you at Marvel

Batman

>>81316560
There was a whole chunk of time during the most recent War Journal run where he had a stockpile of supervillian tech he'd taken off of guys. I think I remember him putting Rhino down(not killed, just knocked the fuck out) with some sort of crazy ass gauntlet.

>>81315011
stupid ass shit mudslim/10

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>>81315305
must... PUNISH...

>>81316917
They have such similar backgrounds. But certain aspects are inverted. Frank lost his wife and kids. Bruce was a kid who lost his parents. Bruce has a secret Identity while Frank wholly became his identity. Bruce doesn't kill while Frank does.

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>>81316917

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>>81317194

I remember the weird tribute that someone (whose first language probably wasn't English) did to this.

>>81316679
To me, the Punisher is more a storytelling device than a concrete character whose minutia we care about. The nature of the character is such that he's been the star of some of the most thoughtless, childish, ignorant and even psycopathic stories over the years. But he's a narratively powerful character and when used properly he can and has been the focus some of the harshest moral subversion in popular cape comics.

You usually aren't supposed to enjoy his stories on the same terms as most other super heroes. I think of him as a force of nature, there whether you like him or not; his role is determined, no grey area, he will punish those who prey on and thrive at the expense of the weak.

The way he comes into play with other superheroes is that the more they disrespect/underestimate him; he only has that much more of an advantage.

To sum him up shortly I'd say he's the foil to the hubris of evil in a world where consequences are usually taken lightly and that can be cathartic or enlightening.

>>81316679
> ex how Punisher never kills bystanders by accident
I never get why people are obsessed with this point, but fair enough. Him using military grade weaponry is unrealistic, okay so what?
> how literally no one else can do his job properly so he kills all his imitators
That point depends on the writers, there's an old Punisher story in which he trains a team to help him out, they all die of course. There's still a British dude running around in London.
>wouldn't change your opinion
At least you know. I don't take The Punisher seriously, for some reason people that dislike him tend to. The Punisher will never ever explore the complexity of crime, the socioeconomic factors that drive people into gangs.If Frank were realistic at all, he'd be shooting mostly brown teenagers and would be dead within a week.

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Mack Bolan

>>81318341
>don't punish yourself with imitations
Cheeky.

>>81316679
>ow Punisher never kills bystanders by accident
You must real fun to watch action movies with, I have yet to come across someone that explains why they would want something like this.

>>81313490
Superman

While both are being written by Garth Ennis.

>>81318890
I can only imagine what a conversation between them would be like.

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>>81318890
What if it were Golden Age Superman? a guy who did regularly intimidate businessmen and arms dealers, as wella s occasionally killing them

>>81316755
Her name is Rachel.

>>81316737
That's literally Frank with a woman's head taped on.

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>>81319349

Slightly armored costume is unflattering.

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>>81313490
Not gonna lie... I'd kinda like to see that Punisher vs Potterverse shit /co/ was arguing about the other day.

>You will never see Frank wasting dark wizards in a marine vs magic battle royale

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>>81315516
Tfw I own this issue
Tfw all you Faggots are bandwagonning because of Daredevil

Go back to your Technicolor vomit CGI shit hundred sequel capeshit movies

Don't ruin Frank too

Reee

>>81320845
Captain America looks like he's really turned on being underneath all those dead bodies..

>>81313490
His porno equivalent, The Poonisher.

>>81321009
Does he fuck the sexy all female crime family syndicate?

The thing that pisses me of about Punisher kills the Marvel universe is that people get pissed off about it. You have every right to, but it's a meaningless one shot, nothing to froth at the mouth over.

>>81321215
It's basically a what if comic. Never meant to be taken seriously.

>>81321141
So is Spidey always the first one to die in these "X kills the Marvel Universe" comics?

>>81321495
What's up with 'Nam and it being short hand for X character is badass? I remember Air Force had a guy say The President flew rescue missions in Vietnam, so he can handle himself or something along those lines.Then there's Mr.Majestyk.

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>>81315011
i jerked off to

>oreserving Kamalas innocence.

and came on my own face can't lie

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the end

>>81321031
>But there can be no excusing the fact that you murdered some of this nation's greatest heroes and the X-Men Cyclops and Jubilee

How did I not notice this the first time, it's hilarious.

>>81321626
this is the weirdest fucking one shot, I swear

>>81321603
When it's brought up between those two, it's to bring up just how different the two are. They're both veterans, but Steve Rogers is a WW2 vet while Frank Castle is a Vietnam vet.

>>81321655
i think the weirdest part is the pacing; a one shot is nowhere near enough time for this whole story.

>>81321603
Admittedly, flying rescue missions in Vietnam probably makes you pretty goddamn badass.

>>81321684
It'll get a redo some day. Or maybe a crossover - Punisher Kills the DC Universe perhaps?

Could Frank Frank Mephisto?

>>81321715
>Punisher kills the DC Universe

Cannot happen fast enough, even if the entire thing would be contrived as all hell

I was super disappointed he didn't interact with Ares at all during dark reign

It's weird going from "Punisher kills the Marvel Universe" to "What if? The Punisher killed Spider-Man."

>>81321031
>you murdered some of this nation's greatest heroes...
>And the X-men cyclops and Jubilee.

Gets me everytime.

>>81321055
>Female

Do you even Bueno?

>>81321643
Is this the only time Punishers ever regretted what he's done?

>>81321660
Probably my favorite part of the comic.