> You Save J'onn j'onzz life by pulling him out

>>81297590
I guess I could use a coke or something.

>>81297590
Have him Declare Martian Law over the whole world

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>>81297590
>and he does mean anything

>>81297590
>I look him in the eyes
>and ask to be his friend
Thats it.

>>81297590

are those cookies?

>>81297590
I make him transform into Scarlett Johansson, the hottest woman in the world, and have sex with him.

ask him to share his cookies

turn me into a martian jj

>make him a bowl of eggs
>tell him to eat all the eggs

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>>81297658
his addiction is notorious

>>81297590
Kill Lobdell

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>>81297590
To transform into my waifu and spend time with me.

>>81297658
Oreoes

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I'd probably be an autistic faggot and ask to be an honorary member of the Justice League so I can meet Flash and Superman

>>81297590
can he give me powers? like shapeshift my genes or something?

>>81297760
Came here to post this
Dont let him leave until he eats them all

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>>81297607
I got your reference skip

I ask him to become my personal genie-in-a-bottle.

My first wish is for unlimited wishes, of course.

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I want Joan J'onzz

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>>81298450
new waifu detected

I want you to make my friend Dave retarded.