Think Bruce ever had a problem dealing with a girl he was sleeping

>>81280292
He just holds his breath and imagines that it's like dealing with Joker for the first time. The sex transforms into a glorious hatefuck.

idk about bruce but im sure the girl was insane developed an insane agenda that she still broods over to this very day.

He probably prepared for it

We never heard of anyone like that

Catch my drift?
BAT OF MURDER

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>eating fried haddock
>fucking delicious
>side of toasted marshmallows
>wait a minute
>what the fuck
>look up, expecting to see family at dinner table
>see gf's asshole
>i was eating her out the whole time
>mfw

>>81281048
>hello darkness my old friend

>>81280292
Literally one of the best threads on /co/ ever

>>81280358
Beat me to it.
He probably has some kinda spray or gadget.

>>81280292
Could Bruce get more women than Dick?

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>>81280292
I want /tv/ to leave. Fucking normies, it's literally the whole point of the most important and well-known Batman comic, have you tried reading one of those before coming here and asking stupid shit? Fuck, even a quick Wikipedia search could've told you that.

>>81282796
Both of them could probably get any woman they wanted.

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>>81280292
LOVE....... CHUNKS.......

>>81282796
He does, the difference is that dick actually pretend he cares about them.

>>81282796
Even if Bruce scores with a lady, he'll just be introducing her to his dick. Dick always wins.

>>81280292
He'll just look down and say "I don't deserve this"

But I need it right now

>>81280292
>Think Bruce ever had a problem dealing with a girl he was sleeping with who had a stinky pussy and asshole?
>Bruce EVER cavorting with women of such low caliber and personal grooming

0/10

>>81282796

Women? Yes.

Girls? No.

>>81284067
>"I don't deserve this"
>"Yes, you fucking do"
>Sex scene with Granny Goodness

>>81284140

>It his fetish
>The stinkier the better

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>>81283136
You called?

>>81284187
Well, then it wouldn't be a 'problem' anymore.

>>81284226

It could be. Just imagine Batman is fighting someone in the sewer and the stench is so strong it reminds him of the last stinky pussy he had. The boner would not let him fight crime.

>>81284499
>4499
Well, you have imagination. You get points for that.

>>81284499
For some reason I can really visualize an issue where Batman, fighting in a sewer, recalls a dramatic flashback with stank pussy.

>>81284661

>Holy Shit! Catwoman needs a bath!

>implying girls that smelly even make it that far
Thank god for Robin. He checks

Of all the women that Bruce has slept with, which one had the stankest pussy?

>>81285037
Poison Ivy

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>>81284661
>Another dark day. Another night searching for answers. Solutions. Tonight I'm down deep in the putrid wastes of Gotham. Solomon Grundy is a restless sleeper. Reminds me of a sleepless night, waist deep in filth. That was one Grundy I could never find a solution to.

>>81285037

Diana. Bitch came from a place that probably had the hygiene standards of the middle ages. You might put perfume all over the place and wear nice togas, but your kitkat is stale, dry and smells like Satan's breath.

Fucking Europeans smells like shit.

BAT SPRAY

>>81285121
pretty sure every time we've seen amazonia they've been big on recreational bathing

>>81285037
Catwoman.

We all know why.

>>81285182

Only when their genitals are so stinky, not even Hippolyta can stand it. A nation full of feminists will probably embrace the feminine smell of a woman.

>>81280292
>How do you think he reacted?

"It's like I'm 8 years old again."

>>81285381

>"The smell of this vagina is strong. Very Strong. It reminds me of my mother. She who now lies dead in the family tomb... I like it."

>>81280292
Bat-fish repellant

>>81285121
BLASPHEMY

>>81285253
>embrace the feminine smell of a yeast and bacteria

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>>81284187
He has a thing for gaping pussies and assholes as well
Reminds him of the batcave

>>81284147
>Bats saving the day by fucking Granny
I never knew I wanted this

>>81284195
Why is Mockingbird fucking Batman?

>Implying upper class socialites would have bad hygiene