ITT describe your sex life with a Spongebob quote >He's

>>81243716
>ALONE

>But we sang the fun song... I think I'm gonna be sick.

>FIRMLY GRASP IT!

>Is mayonaise an instrument?

>ALASKAN
>BULL
>WORM

>at least i'm safe inside my mind

>Am I a pretty girl?

>I guess you're going to miss the panty raid

Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

>I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of spongy material.

>Excuse me, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face.

>Barnacles!

>>81243716
>I really wish I wasn't here right now.

I don't need it.

I don't need it.

I definitely don't need it.

FIRST I DO THIS, SPIN AROUND, STOP. DOUBLE TAKE THREE TIMES. AND HERE WE GO, PELVIC THRUST. WEHOOOOOO. WEHOOOOOOOOO. STOP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT DON'T FORGET IT. THE BRING IT AROUND TOWN. AND A LITTLE OF THIS, A LITTLE OF THAT, A LITTLE OF THIS, THIS, THIS, THAT, THAT, THIS, THAT AND THAT AND THAT AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>81243716
>It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.

>Too bad that didn't kill me

>We blew it, pants.
>What do you mean, "we?" *pants walk away*

I messed up, and now you're gone...

IIIIIIII NEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIT

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK

Remember Mr Krabs, licking door knobs on other planets is illegal.

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>The gang's all here.

I DEFY YOU HEART MAN

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WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK?

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>>81243716
Uh.. I can explain.

>IMAGINATION!

Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom!
...at night

ARE YOU READY KIDS?

the lid
the lid
The
Lid

ThelidthelidthelidthelidthelidTHELIDFREEZE

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Durrrrrrrr, I'm stupid. I like karate.

I'm ready. Depression.

I'm ready. Depression.

I'm ready. Depression.

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Take it easy, it's just a drawing.

Curse you crabs!!

>>81245303
>nagi
That's one fish with good taste, goddamn.

>Oh that's not disturbing, THIS is disturbing...

AND THE WALLS WILL OOZE GREEN SLIME

>It was big
>hairy
>and pink

You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good, aaaaaaand stop.

>>81244565
>we'll never see an episode where he develops this theory

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I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary.

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LIFE'S AS EXTREME AS YOU WANT TO MAKE IT!

ARE YOU READY KIDS?

*pthhh*

I can't

*pthhh*

Understand

*pthhh*

Your accent

They used to ride these babies for miles.

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Tarter sause!!

He had the pickles under his tongue the whole time

>Hold on. Just let me look at ya.

Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkdEZGiXPpY

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

>I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.

Good thing we're wearing Sea Rhinoceros repellant underwear

HI SPONGEBOB

>Which one of you fellers is the REAL Dirty Dan?

Wish I was back in Texas...

The maniac is IN THE MAILBOX

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on a sidenote:
>yfw you finally realized "Dumped" was an allegory for cuckoldry.

>>81248085
No it wasn't. If it was then Spongebob would have enjoyed seeing Gary hanging out with Patrick. It was an allegory for being dumped/cheated on.

I say I'm already halfway there

>BACKING UP
>BACKING UP
>BACKING UP
>BACKING UP
>BACKING UP

>i love the young people

HI, uh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises.

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GARY, YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOUR DESERT AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!

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>>81244084

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>>81244949
kek

ALONE ALONE ALONE ALONE ALONE

>Patrick was going up, up, up, and I HAD TO RIDE THE EEL!

>And then Patrick, he said some things...

>Why must every 11 minutes of my life be wrought with pain and suffering?!

>It'll be just like a sleepover, only we'll be all sweaty and covered with grease!

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>>81244639

>Where's Mr Puff?
>She doesn't like to talk about it.

>If I can't have you as a friend, then I'm gonna have you as a trophy!

BLANKETY
BLANKETY
BLANK

>a creature so fearsome, so terrible, so mind-bendingly LARGE, that those of you with weak constitutions may want to leave the stadium.

>Everybody's an idiot but me

>>81249020
>I-I'm getting outta here!

>Most importantly, can you do this?

>*GASPS*

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>No really how big is it?

>>81249077
>TOO LATE!

>Ready or not, here he comes!

>>81249143
>JANET!? MARTY!? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

>Look, doubloons!

>Don't drop 'em!

>I really hope that's your nose

>>81243716

>I'm BAD, I'm MEAN, and I can do THIS! Tssssss.

>Goodbye Everyone, I'll Remember You All In Therapy

Molestation is one hell of a drug

>Where's the leak, ma'am?

How many times must we teach you this lesson old man!

>*knock, knock*
>Hello?
>I love you.
>*slams door shut*

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>daddy yes!

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>I... am a man!

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>I'll get the funnel!

>>81243716
>HE WAS NUMBER ONE!

>Then we can go to the movies and the arcade and the ice rink and the pizza shop!
>And the moon and the sky and under a car, behind the dumpster!

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CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE

It's funny because my fiance is black

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>just you, me, and the floor boards.

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>>81246475
Fucking lost it.

>>81248909
I fucked choked holy hell

MY LEG

Ahhhhm???!!!!!!!!

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>>81252286
U w0t m9

>I'm ugly and I'm proud!

>>81244320
I thought you remembered it wrong until I realized it was the sarcastic Squidward version
and that's really really funny.

>>81243716
>POINTY POINTY POINTY I HAVE A POINTY HEAD

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>>81244949
I lost it.

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>>81248887

Ded

>we finally got enough people for a 7 mile spanking machine!!

>oh well, guess I'm not wearing pants

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>Ew, glove-flavored!

>>81244949
omg child rape xDDDD my sides are le kek xDD

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>>81258485
Where did Father McGuiggin touch you Timmy

>>81258557
dude what are you talking about I just love le matureman dark humor xDDD

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>>81258485
>>81258608
#triggered

>>81243716
>This is taking too long! I want the warm NOW!

>>81258644
I want a version of this with BvS Batman and all the words are Martha

>>81258644
>buckle up buckaroo

Its a fun time waster to imagine how those words came to be triggers
>labradoodle