Comment a lame-sounding superpower, and the next person replies

>>81039410
>Comment a lame-sounding superpower, and the next person replies with a use that makes it more OP

A full head of hair would give your daddy something to hold onto OP

>>81039410
The hair acts like a symbiote(however you spell it) can cover your body like armor and basically like venom and it matches your hair color while also being able to extend very far and can protect you in any environment

>>81039410
Most people already have that power.

Hell, they're all born with it too. No waiting around until puberty bullshit.

The power to make other people invisible, but only invisible to you.

>>81039585
How would that not be useful?

>>81039585
Because whenever you see someone, they instantly die from your spooky death vision.

>>81039585
It would allow you to easily stalk a target from a distance in a crowded street. Just make everyone between you and your target invisible.

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Superfly

The power to make cottonballs the size of your fist that dissapear after a couple of seconds

>>81040297
Use it to clean up any mess that can be absorbed with cotton balls. You just dab it with the cotton ball for those few seconds and watch as the mess disappears with the cotton ball.

The power to alter your height within a 2 inch range

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>>81040777
do it really fast.

Become the human jackhammer

>>81040297
create them inside the bodies of your enemies. the splicing instantly kills them, or at the very least disables them gorily.

>>81040777
>shrink 2 inches, then another two
>wear wig
>reversible jacket
>mask
>fake tattoo on arm
>commit crime
>get away

the ability to always orient USBs correctly

>>81041585
You now can previsely apply enough pressure and angle to injure a person with a blow to the head with a jump drive, rendering him unconscious, or even killing him.