They made an Adventure Time parody called Assventure Time. Most

who are the girls

is there thick fionna

>>80990407

April O'neil as Marceline "Whoreceline" She also uses he axe as a dildo

Ela Darling as Princess Bubbblecum

in a threeway with Sinn the Human.

Kassondra Raine plays Jerk the Dog but she doesn't fuck anyone

Ice Peen shows up to make some jokes.

And a beemo dildo parody

where is this

i need links

>>80990601

free streaming on woodrocket

Do people legitimately masturbate to shit like Adventure Time / American Dad / Simpsons porn parodies or are they supposed to be comedy?

I mean I jack off to rule34 drawings of cartoons all the time but there is just nothing arousing about shitty porn actors fucking in yellow makeup

OP, i was just perusing /co to see if someone posted this so i can post it if no one did.

Good job!

>>80990999
Trips tell the truth. But i DENY the truth!

>>80990999
>Watch any porn parody
>Everyone is out of costume and out of character within minutes/seconds

Not even once.

>>80990554
>April O'neil

Ehhhhh.... pick someone else.

>>80990281
Life is really starting to resemble Transmetropolian as time goes on.

>>80993001
>as time goes on
>not since like a decade ago

>>80993001

You say that like its a bad thing.

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>>80990554
>Beemo parody name is Creamo

https://iwantclips.com/store/2098/InkedEmma/24624/Assventure-Time
i thought it was this one lol
kinda dissapointed

>>80990281
Found a trailer. It'll keep me occupied for an hour I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqNdUZdf12w

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I am not hopeful

>>80993634
>>80993722
Marcelines fangs shouldn't be this pronounced.

>>80993634
>BMO's a dildo

10/10

>>80993722
Pen must be proud

>>80993634
Nope.
I might find a clip of marceline using her axe.
But I doubt it will be hot.
Interesting props are so poorly utilized in porn.

>>80993001
>>80993032
>>80993294
YES I AM GLAD I'm not the only person who thinks this... but how is this film proof of that?

It's obvious we're going that way, considering that everything is now revolving around the flat out bizarre, silly, amusing and sexual/fetishistic.

I mean the small horse VR sex programs are one thing, and now they're actually making a small horse robot (Sweetiebot) for real, but there's the fact that kids of 16 are making extra pocket money off drawing cartoon animal person porn that slays me.

Donald Trump is Senator Heller.
Cameron is the Smiler, as was Blair.

Drones deliver your mail. Cops use thermal imaging to look for weed labs (and raid your house's guinea pig hutches by mistake, in a twist typical to Transmet) and just... everything else.

Where is Spider when you need him? Will one appear?

if anyone is watching it actual porn starts at 4:48

>>80993722
that PB has a terrible case of man face

>>80994675
I'm not sure if I can explain it. Its just... professionally made porn parodies of children cartoons just seems like something straight outta Transmet.

>>80995145
....

Is there a torrent out there?

>>80995306
It does, I know, I just couldn't place my finger on it.

Really though, and I'm being serious - we live in a fantastic time to be alive, if you can handle the weird shit.

I love life, and Transmet was part of that. Makes you want to get up every morning, say 'There's that goddamn sun again' and DO EVERYTHING.

Like a sequel where it features the Monarch, literally ASS-VENTURE Time.

>>80995619
>>80995619
Basically, Transmet taught me to embrace the weird and love it, or, if it was not something any right-minded person should like, then laugh at the horribleness behind it, or if it was something genuinely tragic, then to laugh at the incompetence of the retards that let it happen, or the pathetic nature of the people that committed it, and with that find the silver lining.

For example, if a paramilitary group has to resort to terrorist attacks, then they are clearly desperate and pathetic, and their defeat is inevitable (if we do something), and thus, there is hope.

There is hope.

No... not hope, but a definite success.

>>80995619
One thing I hated about that comic was SJ's attitude. He lived in an amazing time but he was too cynical to understand it.

>>80995361
http://woodrocket.com/videos/assventure-time-the-xxx-parody
official site has free streaming for now

>>80995791
I wouldn't say so - there are points where he clearly expresses how amazing everything is, but that the humans that populate the society are all idiots in his unprofessional opinion.

His comments about a 'zero sum society where you can make miracles the size of a virus', or where he waxes lyrical about the fucking culture preservations and clearly has a ball in there.

Also this

>The future is an inherently good thing, and we move into it one winter at a time. Things get better one winter at a time. So if you're going to celebrate something, then have a drink on this: the world is, generally and on balance, a better place to live this year than it was last year. [he pulls out a Frost-Biter 7-K snow cannon] For instance: I didn't have this gun last year.

Not cynical, because he believes that something can be done. Why would he act, otherwise? He's just very angry and likes to complain accordingly.

>>80990281
They should have brought Skin back as Marceline 2bh.

>>80990999
I think it's just supposed to be novelty porn made for fun (and profit), like parodies of porn parodies. It's so dense.

There is no doubt that there are sick fucks out there who masturbate to stuff like that Spongebob parody, though.

>>80993722
I find it funny how porn parody costume design only goes to either "not even trying" or "hardcore fans made this".

>>80997305
Man, the spongebob one was so disappointing. I was excited to see how he was going to fuck her from inside of the cardboard box, but I guess they must have realized how impossible that would be.

This shit is so cringey I can't even watch it to make jokes

The Scooby Doo porn parody is elder god tier, they just needed a redhead Daphne

>>80990281
is that tom kenny?

>it's socially acceptable to fap to this but not cartoons

I don't understand people

>>80999777
Holy shit checked

>>80999777
Hot damn I did not notice my get.


Gonna go fap to some Fue to celebrate

>>80993722
I'm impressed by how not even terrible that Finn is.