Is your dick ready for Grant Morrison's Wonder Woman: Earth

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>>80959199

Would you wear Wonder Woman's collar?

>>80959199
wasnt he gonna do creator owned stuff now?

>>80959245
Only if I am nigger.

>>80959199
>That face

Is the next page them sitting on the couch and him explaining the history of slavery in America?

>>80959199
I thought Morrison was above BLACKED

>>80959265

He has been, pretty sure he finished writing WW:E1 like two years ago

>>80959265
He has been

>>80959265
No; he's just not doing the usual writing on a month by month basis.

Morrison actually gets WW and calls DC out on their shit

>"I sat down and I thought, "I don’t want to do this warrior woman thing." I can understand why they’re doing it, I get all that, but that’s not what [Wonder Woman creator] William Marston wanted, that’s not what he wanted at all! His original concept for Wonder Woman was an answer to comics that he thought were filled with images of blood-curdling masculinity, and you see the latest shots of Gal Gadot in the costume, and it’s all sword and shield and her snarling at the camera. Marston’s Diana was a doctor, a healer, a scientist. So I went back to those roots and just built it up again.

>>80959245
Yes, and I'll like her boots as a further symbol of submission

>>80959261
Earth One

>>80959261
>thinking Earth One has anything to do with Earth Prime

>>80959280
I really really hope so

>>80959265
This was given to him like 3-4 years ago.
And it was finished like a year ago too.

But he is doing DC stuff, but it's just OGNs instead of ongoings.

>>80959310
>What would a society of immortal women that’s been around for 7,000 years have done? They wouldn’t still be chopping men’s head’s off; they’ve got art and architecture and philosophy and poetry and it’s got nothing to do with men. So Yanick Paquette did this amazing design job, where there are no phallic objects. The only phallic objects are like these Greek towers that are almost like this haunting echo of the culture they came from.

>Wonder Woman’s Invisible Plane is now shaped like a vagina, it’s the most incredible thing. It opens up in the back and it has a little clitoris hood, everything is a female-based design. It’s all based on shells and natural stuff. He’s created this entire newly designed world for the Amazons. And for the first 48 pages, there are no men — it’s just women talking to each other. And then halfway through the book, we’re building up to this big fight, and then I thought, “No, I’m not.” This book isn’t about fights, there’s not going to be any fights. So we threw out the rules of traditional boy’s adventure fiction. It’s the most exciting book I’ve done in years, it changed everything I’m thinking about the future."

Clever, well informed shit but the one review out is negative

>>80959261
This isn't the main universe, but Superman is the one who broke up with her anyway.

>>80959265
No. He said he's not doing ongoings anymore.

>>80959265
Not entirely.
We know we're getting a Multiversity Too, so he's not done with DC, at least.
I would be very surprised if I ever saw Morrison's name on a Marvel book going into the future, though.

>>80959310
>that greentext
I get more hyped for this each time I read stuff like that. This should be a wild, internet rousing ride.

>>80959364
>but the one review out is negative

No, there were multiple reviews out on that site and many of them were positive. It's just that people only paid attention to the negative one that leaked the pages.

>>80959364

The one review out had never heard of Kangas, so fuck her.

>>80959199
Context? Because given this Steve' skin color, it's possible this could be misinterpreted in a wholly negative fashion.

>>80959199
this would've been hotter with a skinny miles morales type

>>80959399
What? How can you not hear about them?

>>80959281
Morrison's not above trolling everybody, which this book will do.

Big black guy here

a thick dominating off-white woman is my fetish.

>>80959199
Steve is black in this?

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Here's some things that Paquette said during C2E2

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>>80959411
We don't have full context, but it's pretty obviously that's what Grant's going for there.

>>80959453
Yeah

>>80959281
What about President Superman?

>>80959453
>we wuz oppressed too

>>80959419

There are two types of femdom which reign supreme.

One is big/tall girl on small/short guy.

The other is small/short girl on big/tall guy.

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>>80959494
>The other is small/short girl on big/tall guy.

Just like Master Blaster

>>80959496
>less crazy and explicit

but one of the pages has the beginnings of a lesbian orgy depicted

>>80959281
You don't get it. He is taking the dominant strong nigger idea, and mocking it, he is putting inter racial fetish and propaganda under the boots of Wonder Woman.

Morrison's give strenght to the woman, and makes the false stereotype of the nigger bull masculinity nothing more than a servent. It takes the masculinity out of the black guy.
Wonder Woman isnt getting blacked, the black guy is getting womyn'd

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>>80959525
Golden Age may not have had much in the way of super orgies, but it had a lot of weird ass shit.

Just look at Joker's debut story.

isnt this racict collaring a black man is telling him to be a house nigger again, undoing even more decades of liberity.

Can't wait to see what black lives matter is gonna say about this

>>80959532
>Wonder Woman isnt getting blacked, the black guy is getting womyn'd

It's brilliant really. Moz is too good for us.

>>80959364
Ok DC you have my attention. Picking this up. Based Morrison making me pay attention to DC again.

Well, I'm always here for femdom.

>>80959199
So it'll be a complete one-and-done story right?

Not like the oft-delayed Superman, Batman, and Teen Titans Earth One graphic novels?

>>80959411
That's what morrison wanted. He hates the SJW. He is into actual diversity but hates the SJW, so this is probably a wat to make them mad, even when is a story about women power.

>>80959261
I love how this picture shows almost no understanding of how a vagina works

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>>80959325
Yes actually, he does.

>>80959364
If the one review is the one I'm thinking of then it's no surprise because the reviewer in question was more a fan of the idea of Wonder Woman than her history or the reality of her.

>>80959199
Honestly this looks like a set up for a john pearsons comic

>>80959566
Anon, you clearly missing an extremely obvious point

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>this thread
>all these casuals pretending to give a shit about Wonder Woman

>>80959199

There is nothing in the world that could make me hyped for a WW book, but I'll admit that that page is pretty funny.

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>>80959566
>you will never troll both sjws and /pol/ at the same time

>>80959596
He's been talking about it as if it's one installment. Originally it was meant to be stand-alone but now they're putting it in the EO line so that probably means it's ongoing if it sells well. Whether Morrison is the one who will continue it is anyone's guess.

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>>80959199
I want WW to go back to fat shaming and racism

>>80959525
He's comparing them to their era. Like adjusting movie box office for inflation

>>80959626
M8, it's a b8 image for insecure virgins. Just like the "Roastie" imasges from /b/ were made to make idiots call their girlfriends sluts.

>>80959426
Because the person has probably never read Wonder Woman before, let alone Wonder Woman from before Perez's run.

>>80959199

Oh, this is gonna be a LOT of fun...

>>80959662
>trolling both sjws and /pol/ at the same time

nothing finer

>>80959636
follow creators not characters

>>80959633
Nigga WHAT? No John Persons comic would ever have a black guy even considering submitting to a woman. Plus Steve looks like a human, so there's that too.

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>>80959316
>thinking earth prime and prime earth are the same

What is it about DC threads that attract so much /pol/...

>>80959453

Admit that it makes this particular scenario about ten times more interesting...

>>80959679

>I'll bet it's full of candy

Wow thanks cunt of a best friend.

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>>80959681
I still don't know what this whole roastie thing is, and I feel better for it.

>>80959596
Yes.
It wasn't meant to be Earth One, but they just moved it under that umbrella.
If there is a vol 2 it will probably just be written by somebody else since Morrison is busy with other OGNs and other publishers.

>>80959534
Oooooh shit.
Time to pick up some Orville Redenbacher stock.

>>80959532
Pol... you are not in pol, hide your racism.

>>80959261
God, this is why I don't want to have a girlfriend or wife. I'm small because of experimental steroid meds for my Asthma as a kid really fucked some things up in my system as a grew older.

>Wonder Woman will never be interested in you

If you can't please a woman sexually she will and always find better release some where else without you knowing it. Doesn't help I'm manic bi-polar and have high paranoia

>>80959734
It just means you have big pussy flaps, people think it means you have a lot of sex to get it like that despite for example the hundreds of porn stars who probably have had sex thousands of times that don't have one.

>>80959261
Retard, that's Steve Trevor in the OP's page

>>80959782
>combler

Can we stop this meme, or can you at least pick an insult that works.

Shoo shoo pol

>>80959245
Christ yes.

>>80959199
so, we cucking with E1 Wondy, because that shit didn't work last time...

>>80959782
I don't use Tumblr dumbass

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>>80959800
see
>>80959626
>>80959681

>>80959870
What last time? Trevor Barnes?

>>80959532
Morrison on countless occasions has discussed his displeasure for blacks in multiple occasions too.

Not sure why people are surprised by this really.

>>80959199
When it come out? April what?

>morrisonfags will call this the definitive wonder woman

>>80959636
I think they're giving a shit about Morrison rather than pretending to give a shit about Wonder Woman.

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>>80959325
>>80959627
It fits though

Since it paralleled with how the Amazons (Dianas ancestor) were chained and slaved

>>80959942
>Morrisonfags and Azzarelofags will be at each other now

>>80959937
Amazon says the 12th

>>80959199
so he is just a slave

>>80959942
No worse than casuals saying the same thing about Azz

>>80959991
But I love them both. And I haven't read any other Wonder Woman.

>>80959991
I hardly ever hear Azz's WW brought up these days despite /co/ going nuts over it when it launched

>>80959991
In only a handful of leaked pages Morrison has already shown much more respect for the Amazons and their culture so he will win out

>>80960020
At least try Rucka man

>>80960022
Everyone's too mad about the Finches.

>>80959934
Oh fuck off pol WE ACTULLY don't want you here.

>being not racist means you have anything to do with a website called tumbler

People like you insert hate fandom and skin color fetish into literally everything. We are talking about Wonder Woman on /CO/ we don't give a fuck that you hate black people. Keep it to yourself or go to pol.

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>>80959261
>legitimately fall into large category
Thanks, dad.

>>80959494
>The other is small/short girl on big/tall guy
This is what I go for, it stays true to the role reversal theme

The other kind makes no sense to me

>>80959199
>steve trevor is black
h
ahahaha

>Black Steve Trevor

ABSOLUTELY PREPOSTEROUS, STEVE WASN'T A GINGER ORIGINALLY, WHY RACE CHANGE HIM WHEN ORION STILL EXISTS?

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>>80959199
Dropping this shit so fast.

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>>80960086
But Hercules is still a white douche.

>>80959679
>fat shaming
It apparently does have that

>>80960117
That.... is actully a good connection Steve made with that character. Pretty convincing.

>>80960117
>Only men can be corrupted

This is why I just don't interact with people.

>>80959895
Yeah, and he went the way of the fucking dinosaurs because NOBODY wants that. Not blacks and not whites.

>>80960117
>Do you lust after Diana?

wew

>>80959941
/co loved Azz's run on Wonder Woman.

>>80959991
not really, just won't be buying this shit because it sounds awful. He went full morrison.

>>80960191
You don't have proof that this isn't leading to some evil women hoodwinking the amazons because Steve gave them terrible advice. Let me hope, because otherwise it's retarded.

>>80960117
The queen of the Amazons has just asked if you lust for her daughter /co/. What's your reaction?

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>>80960178
>muh sekrit club

>>80960178
Yea right, nigger is /b/ teir sarcasm at best.
This is /co/ not /b/, and im pretty sure you don't need to use it half a dozen times in one paragraph in order to describe a blatent intro so sex scene in a rant.

Why do people waste time with Morrison's Wonder Fail while they could read Legend of Wonder Woman?

It's not perfect(it needs more conflict from Diana) but it the nearest thing to getting WW we ever got.

>>80960244
>muh hivemind
few actually read her and no one gave enough of a fuck to say anything negative

I read it but I don't give a shit about WW so didn't bother with hate threads or shitting on it in storytimes

>>80960244
>He went full morrison.

That's a good thing though

>>80960307
>not muh steve trevor
Fuck off /pol/ before you ruin another thread

>>80960274
Let me show her.

>>80960301
>not reading and enjoying both

pleb detected

>>80960274
I attempt to jam it in said queen.

>>80960117
Man he looks hot on the left

>>80960274

Am I bound by the lasso? In that case I don't really have much choice. It's a yes or a I want her to shit on my chest.

>>80960301
>Legend of Wonder Woman?
Is she still a greek warrior?

>>80960383
>getting an anti-tumblr image from tumblr

2meta4me and I'm in a Morrison thread

>>80960383
This is /co/

/pol/ is infinitely worse and not welcome

>>80960307
>solely to appease SJW's
Holy fucking shit this book isn't out yet, we only have a handful of pages with little to no context, and we ALREADY KNOW Morrison didn't change Steve's race because of your imagined SJW bogeyman.

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>>80959199
when does it come out?

>>80960274
>The queen of the Amazons has just asked if you lust for her daughter /co/. What's your reaction?

I'd say something along the lines of "only a fool would not lust for someone so beautiful".

>>80960274
Say "Yes."

>>80960440
gentry pls go we are trying to enjoy comics here

>>80960476
Not that guy, but holy shit nigga, getting into an argument on the internet is retarded. Grats on your Special Olympics gold medal, though.

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>>80960348

>>80959261
>tfw 9.5 inches
>girl I'm dating typically doesn't have orgasms
>regularly make her climax from vaginal stimulation when we have sex
>made her cum twice this morning from one time of fucking
Feels fucking fantastic bros

>>80960425
>This is /co/ and neither /pol nor tumblr are welcome


fixed for you

>>80960476
Nigga, you look mad.

>>80960621
it's mostly /tv/ tbqh

>>80960621
catalog looks like a bunch of /tv/ to me.

>>80960274
No.
Wonder Woman has almost always been drawn in a way that I don't find attractive at all.

>>80960591
>Dating a non-virgin
Enjoy being cucked by the guy with the 10 inch dick.

>>80960476
no where does the word nigger appear in post. Are you so triggered that you can't think straight?

>>80960621
Its all /tv/ and fetish threads. What is tumblr on it?

>>80960513
Sometimes you have to make a point

/co/ is not /pol/

We do not need to be in the middle of a every conversation have somebody fucking up the thread shouting nigger nigger nigger

>>80960621
true, shitty steven universe threads and spider gwen top almost every day...

>>80960583
You....nigger.

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let's talk about the pussy plane

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>>80960741
only if she sticks a finger up the ass

>>80960681
yeah, but we also aren't scans daily, where grown up words and big people conversations can't happen either.

>>80960672
Are you blind, or retarded>>80959532

Its okay I know you're retarded

>>80960784
He's using it ironically to describe the racist fetishizing of black men though not being racist himself. Don't get triggered at nothing.

>>80960583
I don't know anon. Are you a nigger?

>>80959364
>>80960741
>A group of women 7000 years in isolation. Deliberately eschew all common engineering sense to go out of their way to avoid anything that might remind them of dicks.

The jokes write themselves

>>80960783
>grown up words

Look I how grown up I am, I typed nigger on the internet! Im so adulty.

Truth is only children get off on using "bad words" for no reason

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>>80960856
When the girls are this hot though wouldn't you think about them all the time? Truly a paradise.

Say it with me!

Wonder Woman
ROCKS!
Wonder Woman
ROCKS!

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>>80960057
>/CO/

kek. M8 go away, seriously.
Also, Morrison hate for the SJW is famous, he can make stories about the nazis being good, about why capitalism is great, and about rebel commies being heroes but any kind of artistic censorship is the absolute worst for the guy.

>>80960827
>ironic

Na It was pretty real and agressive, also in conjuction with the responses given.

Trying to call it ironic is a shity excuse

>>80960982
I think you have poor comprehension and should avoid WWEO as it appears to be above your reading level

>>80960479
Did you read Multiversity? Grant Morrison is the Empty Hand.

It and Batman, Inc. are some of the most negative comics I've ever read.

>>80959199
Oh god, I just realized the intent of this scene.

Here I was thinking that Wonder Woman was making some weird bdsm pass at him.

>>80960892
Oh, hi, Dani Moonstar!

>>80960348
What? No one is mad about that. Read the thread. Morrison is playing with the SJW shit.

>>80961025
No, Empty Hand is the reader. Specifically the /co/ type. Multiversity was basically a message to us to stop having hypercrisis threads all the time and fucking gamble a stamp. Right down to the "stop dissecting things" messages.

>>80961020
>reading comprehension
> false claims

You are at the end of your rope. That's a textbook example of somebody who doesn't have an argument.

I am excited but the costume looks awful, it just looks like pants and a shirt.

>>80961120
The post is literally saying the people who fetishize black men as bulls would call them niggers. How is that a false claim?

>>80960656
>No.
>Wonder Woman has almost always been drawn in a way that I don't find attractive at all.

Same here.

It's weird because she's supposed to be literally divinely beautiful, yet I think she's one of the least attractive comic heroines that exist (outside pure joke characters where the joke is that they're ugly).

>>80959941
The same faggot in literally every thread.
>REFUSES REEEEE
Thats how to spot you

>>80961158
Why are you still trying to win this conversation. You're wrong you can have the last post but you're still wrong

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>>80961154
it's just casual wear not her costume

>>80961229
oh ok then

>>80960784
In my post you faggoty dumbass.

>>80961204
How am I wrong? You're the one trying to argue that pointing out someone else as racist is racist.

>>80959800
Dude. Just learn how to do really good oral. Women like that much better than the D if its done right anyway. I have slightly below average but i always make a woman orgasm before even enter her, that usually makes it easier for the second one when we are fucking. Foreplay is more important than size

>>80961202
I've been watching this conversation for a while you are a salty ass nigger

>>80959411
>>80959486
This plus you know this is Wonder Woman's main thing

>>80961039
I still don't get the intent of the scene I still think it's just a bdsm pass on him.

What is she really saying?

So do the Amazons reproduce unisexually or what?

>>80959522
>loli and STRONK man Master Blaster

>>80961367
I actually made a thread asking that yesterday,
They don't reproduce at all. They just find orphans or are made of clay.
They age very slowly so no point in reproducing.

>>80961367
They're either immortal or made out of clay, I'm guessing.

>>80961359
She saved him, so now he is her pet. Golden Age Amazonian rituals were weird.

>>80960741
Ripped off uterusman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBoqUwbFBiQ&app=desktop

>>80961367
wasn't there a comic were they fucked random sailors and then killed em

>>80961367
>>80961423
>>80961442
It really depends on the continuity. There's no hard and fast rule.

Wait, is Diana going to take the whole world as a slave? Cause if she just has to take the first dude as a slave, why does she stop? Saving people is her thing.

yfw you find out that her saving people thing is a slavery racket.

>>80961159
She may not be your definition of beauty but she is objectively beautiful. So you are full of shit.

>>80961095
Except Grant is the one pushing the Hypercrisis and dissecting things in his work. And who is Grant Morrison of all people to tell me to tell me how I interact with comics is badwrongfun. It's one thing to say "being a NEET who spends all their time arguing about comics and spends all their money on statues and shit isn't a healthy lifestyle," it's another thing to say, "you're reading too much into my work - which I intentionally pack chock full of references, allusions, and call backs to not only other comics, but also historical events, pop culture, and philosophical texts."

>>80959245
Imagine Wondy gently but firmly bending you over and holding you down as she plunges the hilt of her sword in your ass while whispering words of reassurance and praise in your ear

So does this mean that 4 of the big 6 DC females have been blacked?
Wonder Woman, Power Girl, Batgirl, Supergirl. I can't remember if Supergirl actually got blacked, I think they changed writers before it could happen.

>>80961650
No man, you're not getting it. Grant didn't create or push the hypercrisis. We did this. The hypercrisis is the oblivion machine.

>>80959534
Why not just combine these images?

>>80961722
Her comic ended but she did kiss that guy.

>>80959532
>Wonder Woman has a girlfriend as is straight for black cock
Sure buddy, she's only being blacked ironically.

>>80959364
>>80960741
>Invisible Plane is now shaped like a vagina

Does this guy really, really believe our current planes are designed that way because "muh patriarchy!"? Have he heard about something called aerodynamics?

>>80961359
It's exactly that, but race

>>80961777
No, he said they used there super science to basically de phallic size there whole culture.

Thus all the titty buldings

>>80961558
I'm pretty sure that was the azz run

>>80961777
It's invisible and you're concerned about the shape?

>>80961777
Dude it's a magic plane who cares.

>>80961723
Incorrect on both counts, we simply gave Hypercrisis its name. Also the Oblivion Machine is fan pandering combined with corporate market research, both of which Grant himself is guilty of.

Wonder Woman! If you are reading this please sit on my face and unload a fart on me!

>>80959245
Never!
I'd rather die.

>>80961777
You're confusing artistic design choice for the reader to pick up on with in-universe explanations. The amazons likely won't comment on it at all. It's just imagery.

>>80961749
She mentioned them breaking up in JLU

>>80961818
No it inst, The Oblivion machine is just what happens when you obsesses over things done and created by others to the point of neglect of your own development.

>>80961780
So she's doing this BECAUSE his race were slaves in the past and miss-interprets as blacks as being pets?

>>80960161

At least he didn't kill her without even meaning to, like in the myth.

>>80961888
naw she's just making a BDSM pass but he's all like "kinda not cool"

>>80960191

Two panels, dude. At least read the whole book before shitting on it.

>>80960274

"Fuck no. Have you seen her? She's a freak."

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>Ultra-feminine Wonder Woman take
>The female version of phallic is yonic
>Yonic architecture
>Yonic pottery
>Yonic Paquette
As an artfag, Morrison cultist, and Wonder Woman fan I can't wait for this book.

>>80961617
>objectively beautiful

There's no such thing.

>>80961943
>Yonic Paquette

oh shit

>>80961938
he'll definitely submit eventually though, just like the slut he is

>>80961948
In universe she's treated as remarkably beautiful.
So yes there is.

>>80961948
Haven't studied art then have you? Something can be beautiful and not to your taste

>>80961802
Ah yes, the titty buildings, created by such supertechnology like the arch. And certainly something not found in Man's World since prior to recorded history, because they're more material efficient and easier to plan than square buildings.

The vagina plane is also nothing more than a tailless blended lifting body with random turbines near the front.

>>80961983
oh yeah definitely, lots of people wearin collars in this thing.

which is my fetish

>>80961593

"Wonder Woman, why don't you just put the whole WORLD in a collar?"

'course, while that question broke Superman, she'd be more like "Hmmm..."

>>80962057
The point was they use science to design shit to not look liek dicks even when it would be useful; like planes

>>80961593
Diana was legit designed as and I quote

"propaganda for the new type of woman who will rule the world."

>>80962057

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th6ts_O7Jno

>>80962061

Any of them pretty girls?

>>80962097
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and if your dick looks squared off like a building you probably should see a doctor.

>>80961860
You and I have very different interpretations of the Oblivion Machine.

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>>80962160
>he new horror that’s revealed is the Oblivion Machine in Ultra Comics; consuming comics is devouring the hours and the minutes of your lives, and you’re actually being vampirized by your entertainment media. That’s the ghost in Ultra Comics, that you’re being devoured by the story that you’re consuming, because you could be out there meeting the girl of your dreams or flying out a microlight. It’s about the things that we consume, the pictures that we love to watch.

This theme was previously echoed in Flex Mentallo.

>>80962261
So Grant writes comics that he doesn't want us to read?

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>>80962405

You have to admit, it's an interesting strategy...

>>80960274
>>80960377

>Act all smooth and shit about how you're a cool guy and ally to the Amazons
>Awkwardly blurt out your embarrassing fetish because you're bound by the lasso

At that point I'd probably just ask to be executed.

>>80962405
Enjoying isn't the same thing

Imagine that your penis is physically incapable of orgasm outside of masturbation due to years of jacking off in the double digits daily and you are just pursing unfufilling sexual interactions to a massive detriment to yourself because it makes you feel cool and different and interesting and exciting and you desperately long for human contact it doesn't seem that psychologically unhealthy.

A life that revolves around fantasy to the point where you dont feel alive unless you are talking abut it,consuming it, or trying to act it out doesn't seem that healthy.

You ever feel so hollow inside you need to fill yourself with the vicarious meanings of other peoples lives, whether real or fictional?

Nunbing your mind for hours on end watching cartoons tv and film and then more hours talking endlessly about them because you have nothing in your life to live for outside the consumption of entertainment produced by people with more drive and passion than you ever have?
Do you find yourself envious of the drama and social operatics of the world, gluing yourself to gossip and nonsense in the nerd world because reading about the petty bullshit of nerds on the net makes you feel alive in ways your years of food and fapping and doing just enough work to.keep the food and internet going before doping yourself up on fiction like it's heroin.

Did the Oblivion Machine' s reveal almost send you into a depressive shock?

Does the fact you literally live for and love /co/ to an obsessive degree and yet failed the janitor exam twice crush you.

Do you live in a world where fantasy is your love,your drug, your god?

It sucks being self aware enough to pinpoint your problems and smart enough to know how to solve them, but bring too weak to do anything about them.

Seeing your life die in slow motion.

>>80962261
That's not really an argument. If I get entertainment from reading comics and I get entertainment from flying a microlight then neither of them is inherently better than each other. Reading comics has far less entry requirements and opportunity costs than the microlight unless you're at the NEET stage, it certainly has less monetary costs. It also implies a hierarchy of recreational activities.

Then there is the Hostel/Spec Ops problem, in that you can't really criticize a medium and the people partaking in it through the medium you're trying to criticize.

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>>80962490
......do you need a hug?

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>>80962405
Read them sure but it's not that serious

He's right to call us out after the shit we've done (to be fair we got a lot right, but we went too far at times too)

>>80962126
there was a panel of a lady licking something off the floor in a collar in one panel I saw so sure

>>80962405
He's saying don't be Nix Uotan at the start of Multiversity, a guy who's months late on his rent and lives in squalor, whose most pressing concern is dissecting a new comic for the internet.

>>80962630
i was just assuming the lasso of truth would become a whip and shed rename him toby

>>80962674
Except that he wasn't months late, nor living in squalor.
But yeah, the point is, have a life outside of those funny books.

>>80962727
>have a life outside of those funny books.
Like videogames and movies?
Got it!

>>80960274
Show her my throbbing erection and tell her

>I must be punished.

>>80959579
>Batgirlish
>Fatgirlish
Did you get fat? Glad I'm not the only one

>>80962490
>You ever feel so hollow inside you need to fill yourself with the vicarious meanings of other peoples lives, whether real or fictional?

I have spent about 90% of my life in fantasies. Almost every waking hour.

>>80959936
Now you're just making up stuff

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>>80962727
>looked the other way last month, now it's this month

>>80962490
Thanks for kicking me when I'm down Grant.

>>80962772
You may be too autistic.

>>80962838
There's still time to change

>>80962838
Don't feel too bad. I'm pretty sure most people do that.
*gulp*

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>>80962869
>waste basket overflowing with trash on the floor, antidepressants on the table

>>80959800
Girth>length.

Oral then any dick>good dick.

Being willing to keep sex by switching to oral during the refractory going rather than quitting the second you jizz (use a condom to avoid eating your own spunk)>anything

>>80962721
>What doesn't she just use the N word and be honest?

She would use the word "sub-saharan". Not negro.

>>80962490
You're describing things that point to deeper psychological and physical issues. It'd be like telling a heroin addict that all he needs to do to get better is just quit shooting heroin.

>You ever feel so hollow inside you need to fill yourself with the vicarious meanings of other peoples lives, whether real or fictional?

Points to underlying depression that isn't going to be cured by getting out of the house.

If it provides you with amusement or enjoyment then by definition it entertains you. Spending hours doing something you find amusing or get enjoyment from doesn't mean you have nothing in your life to live for; am I supposed to embrace the tedious nature of my job rather than entertain myself while slinging freight for eight hours day? Am I supposed to feel bad for spending hours today preparing a roast and vegetables for dinner because I don't own a restaurant?

People find themselves envious of the drama and social operatics of the world, gluing themselves to gossip and petty bullshit because it's fun to read about but no one actually wants to experience that firsthand because it's, well, drama and no one wants that in their lives. It's just fun to read about other people's drama and commiserate or find schadenfreude accordingly.

If you're too weak to do anything about your problems then you haven't pinpointed them or figured out how to solve them.

If the Oblivion Machine is being vampirized by our media then Grant Morrison is the vampire. He's selling you a needle full of heroin with, "Winners don't use drugs," written on the side.

>>80962869

What is the significance of Andy? That reference is way too specific.

>>80960281
>implying that saying didn't lead to 4chan gradually becoming populated by reddit exiles who were to contrarian

>>80962931
>ORAL during the refractory

How fucking short is your refractory period

Mine is like 4-8 hours senpai.

Someone post the rant of Morrison and how much he hates blacks.

>>80962896

No, see, I have no reason to change. This is better. The other 10 percent I have a keen sense of what is going on, and I notice the rest of humanity doesn't have a fucking clue what they are doing... and they're not even having fun.

>>80962906

It would be better if they did.

>>80962914

Well, yeah.
>Be an immortal, endless superdeity from the universe outside the universe outside the universe
>Stand guard over all reality
>Be banished to Earth

>>80962948

If she really is an Amazon, she'd say 'Ethiopian'.

>>80962914
Kinda undercut if you know that Zoloft is also prescribed for panic attacks and social anxiety. Also you shouldn't take Advil when on Zoloft.

>>80963168
>4-8 hours
anon you should see a doctor

>>80959679
>Etta Candy is in the Wonder Woman woman
>Her actress is thin
Anyone else surprised there's no fatty rage?

>>80963299
Its always been like that. It used to be 3 a day when I was 13-15 but ever since I was 16 I could only do it twice but spread out.

>>80963299
Or he's not in his teens/early twenties. Fuck, even when I was a senior in high school I still needed an hour or more if I wanted to cum again.

>>80963326
That's really not normal. Get them to test your hormones and shit senpai.

>>80963031
>If the Oblivion Machine is being vampirized by our media then Grant Morrison is the vampire. He's selling you a needle full of heroin with, "Winners don't use drugs," written on the side.
Well, know your audience I guess

>>80963350
desu senpai I fapped 3 times a day, every day since I discovered it when I was 13 until I was 16. That might have something to do with it.

I can only think of occasional times when I didn't fap until recently.

>>80962948
>>80962721
>>80963242
She's 7000+ years old, she has no concept of those memes

>>80963168
That doesn't sound normal

Not the other anon, but mine is like an hour tops, I can usually get going again in 15-30 minutes if I push it and don't mind working at about 75%

It usually takes longer the second time and it's easier to lose interest, but I've definitely gone from finishing to being ready again by the time I've cleaned up (especially if the first time wasn't that satisfying, or if I've been backed up for longer than a few days)

and I'm 27, so I'm definitely passed the teenage hormone phase

>>80962914
>Advil and Zoloft

Poetry

>>80963388
I'm pretty sure you can't use it up like that though. That drop seems drastic enough that it really might be a medical issue. If you have insurance it doesn't hurt to ask them if you're dying.

>>80959199
What is Luke Cage doing with WW? Does the BBC know no bounds?

>>80962914
Do comic book nerds like this even exist anymore?
Even /co/ seems to pirate most of their shit.

>>80963473
Yes.

The final boss of Hypercrisis is Hypercrisis itself.

There is a reason the Monitors all doomed themselves and turned into dead vampiresa

I don't get why it isn't All-Star Wonder Woman set on its own continuity.

>>80963501
So /co/ is the final boss of Morrison's career long saga.

>>80963473
Multiversity was a floppy buy for me. I tradewait on some series though.

>>80963511
Because the All-Star line is dead and they want this to be the WW when they inevitably do JL EO

>>80963511
They had an All-Star Wonder Woman by Adam Hughes but they shelved it.

>>80963511
It is

>>80961722
This isn't even Wondy's first time anon

>>80963325
That's two fat chicks DC has replaced with thin versions.
Where's my fucking WALL?

>>80963473
>Do comic book nerds like this even exist anymore?
We do, although we're a dying breed. Pls no bully.

>>80963409
>She's 7000+ years old

Nahh, she's associated with Greek myth and Heracles lived about 3100 years ago. They had Ethiopians back then - they mention Poseidon being on holiday and partying with the Ethiopians.

>>80963439

>Zolpidem, Ethanol, Methylchloride and Ophentonyl
>Injected into a suitable subject's brain, they will change his personality and make him amenable to HYDRA'S goals

>>80963444
>Does the BBC know no bounds?

Seems to me they know a lot about bounds.

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>>80963325
>>80963601
What?

>>80959280
The whole reason Morrison made Steve black was to touch on that subject according to an interview.

>>80963601
They might fix them in Rebirth, have faith

>>80963473
Well yeah, if no one bought floppies in sufficient quantities the industry would be very different if not outright dead.

The have an invisible flying vagina. Can't figure out how to watch the fucking history channel.

>>80960117
>he blames rich men
>not white men
Why would you drop it? This guy gets it.

>>80963646
Oh, whoops.

>>80963910

They watch the HERstory channel.

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>>80963910
>be a supervillain
>an invisible flying vagina flies towards you
>it "gives birth" to a warrior woman who will put you on a leash, literally

>>80960681
You're the one fucking up the conversation. The guy you got triggered by in the first place was actually making a point about the intent of the scene.

>>80960969
I wish Morrison was my dad.

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>>80959199
>steve trevor is black

I'm so fucking done

>>80962948
Aethiop

>>80963413
See how the other anon is talking about wanking though? Like, sure, I could wank an hour later, but I'll enjoy wanking four hours later way more. Whereas with sec there's a reason to keep the refractory period shorter.

>>80961593
Yes and she doesn't, not until she's everyone's dom

>>80961829
She's fictional anon, but if you have the cash you can probably find an escort

>>80963168
About 5-15 minutes for me anon

>>80963326
>>80963348
I'm quite a bit older than teens anon

>>80964648
I'm 24 senpai

been like this since I was 16.

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>>80962490
>tfw /co/ became self aware

SHUT IT DOWN. SHUT IT ALL DOWN. THE EXPERIMENT IS OVER.

>>80959310

Marston was also a huge fucking beta

>>80964692
>Lived happily with his wife and their girlfriend.
Yeah, beta. Sure.

>>80961902

>Oh shit, i'm sorry! Why does this keep happening?!

>>80959261
>thick prominent veins
ew ew ew
i just want something cute with a foreskin but not too cute

>>80960274
>Walk her home.
>Offer dinner.
>Put it in.
>Compliment her hair.

...Put it in! I put it in!

>>80962490
Thats literally me. How do I break the cycle?

>>80963031
>If the Oblivion Machine is being vampirized by our media then Grant Morrison is the vampire. He's selling you a needle full of heroin with, "Winners don't use drugs," written on the side.

That's... pretty spot on.

>>80959679
>fat shaming
>etta

LOL
O
L

she wouldn't even notice

>>80964733

He was being dominated 24/7 by them. He believed we had to give up our freedom in exchange of an ideal of power and security in the form of woman. He took his fetish to points of almost making it a religion.

He was a pathetic weakling and deserves no respect, no matter how happy he believes he was. You should never submit to no one.

>>80964657
Still older than you, still can do it every 5-15 minutes

>>80964990
Submission takes discipline and strength, anon.

>>80964990
>>80964998
>/co/ pretending to be men with a sexual life

>>80964990
Marston knew what he wanted out of life and he well and truly got it. I wouldn't want to spend my life submitting to someone else either, but it's no skin off my nose if someone else does. Doesn't make him weak, it just made him someone who wanted something I don't.

>>80965053

No, it only takes one simple word: I give up.

There is a type of freedom very few people can obtain, WW by design is against that freedom.

>>80965106
This.

>>80965106

Yes and i get it. Doesn't mean i have to respect it.

>>80965122
>muh fredoms
So, voting for Trump soon?

>>80965146
2edgy4me

>>80964990
Apparently a lot of powerful men really get off on being dominated sexually, it's an attribute they share with radfems who probably also feel guilty about it.

>>80965059
>What turned /co/ into cucks?

The wave of popularity from comic book derived movies flooded /co/ with the trash on 4chan who use cuck to mean anyone they don't like or want to tear down.

>>80965171
I'm a NEET and femdom is my fetish too

I dream of a world where all men are subjugated and women rule supreme

>>80965171

Understandable. If you have all the power and all the control on the planet. You might need someone that can dominate you and relief you of all the burdens. Similar to how the burn of the effigy on the Bohemian Grove is a simple display of how the leaders of the US are now letting go of all their burdens... and they are allowed to do as they please, like pissing on public and that sort of stuff.

>>80965294
>Originally claim the wall will cost $4billion
>His own estimate rise to $12billion over time
>Experts put it at over $30billion
>fuck it, Mexico will pay
>3 Mexican presidents tell him to fuck off

>>80965374

Tabloid politics are hilarious.

>>80959199
I don't know whether to think it's progressive for having a stronk dominant womyn, or racist for having a white person putting a collar on a black person.

>>80964849
gamble a stamp

>>80965729
that's the joke

>>80965374
>actually thinking Mexico would literally pay for the wall

what are you, 7?

the way it would work is that federal aid to Mexico would get cut and repurposed into building said wall, not literally sending a bill to the Mexican president.

>>80965729
You're a retard

>>80965782

Not gonna work. Someone at some point will put a hole on the wall, build a tunel under it or get aid form the other side. Or even make a hole in the wall itself. You can't stop hunger, you will have to kill them on sight and they are just too many.

The only solution is in the hands of the Mexicans and that people is corrupted to the core. Their government is filled with filth. Their democracy failed them even harder than ours.

>>80965729
I'd say that either way it's not particularly clever or controversial. Call me when Vixen is trying to put a collar on a black guy and it'll be interesting.

>>80965965

How about a collar on John Stewart?

>>80964976
Read some of the comic from the leaked pages and the Amazons at some point fat shame her (and other girls because women in Man's world aren't as perfect as Amazons) but Etta just goes "Lol bitch, but I still like who I am"

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>>80959199

>Diana getting blacked

>>80963695
That's a really shitty reason to overhaul a decades long established character.

>>80966132
His merit here is that he's a meme. God Emperor Trump and all that nonsense.

>>80966153
This isn't the established version of him though. Equivalent to E-23 Superman being black.

If you can't do alternate versions in multiversal stories what's the point?

>>80961257
>Just learn how to do really good oral
>enjoying piss and female smegma vinegar taste

No thanks

>>80960464
And then they'd kill you. Good job, sport.

>>80959281
>I thought Morrison was above BLACKED

fuck, the guy as drawn actually IS pornstar Flash Brown

>>80966201
you cut a condom down the side and do it through that m8

>>80966198
>said by some random white who lives in Bumfuck, AZ

>>80966207
Blood thirsty Amazons are boring and Grant will likely avoid that.

>>80959281
He's playing around with the idea of a black man accepting servitude.

Which is provocative because of the whole slavery thing.

>>80965171
I really doubt that's anything but a stupid meme, only places I see femdom being popular are places like /r9k/.

>>80966132

>Secret friday updates for the first two months of the presidency
>Then eternal vacation

>>80959364

Planes are no phallus shaped, they're fucking bird shaped even, are there bird in paradise island or floating vulva?

>>80966037
That'll work, the sexual politics of black/black BDSM are far more interesting.

>>80966252

More like some random guy that lives in San Rafael de Alajuela in Costa Rica.

>>80966340

Only feminine birds are allowed, like tits and thrushes.

>>80966383

>They believe that the colorful birds are females.

>>80966132
Honestly no politicians know what they're doing, all their plans are terrible.

>>80966340
That's probably the most amusing part of it all. The cylindrical shape, one in which the penis adopts, is incredibly common in nature much like the cone, the sphere, and the cube. It's a basic shape.

But no, if it's rounded with length it's always a penis everyone. Trees are phallic symbols. I hope there aren't any on Paradise Island.

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>>80966510

None. Plenty of bushes though.

>>80966537

Shut up

>>80960892

So since they're all women, lesbianism is practiced but to amazonians it would be just romance I guess. I want to know how their society functions, are beautiful, fit women still desired and prized above weaker, less endowed and older women?

>>80965782
To quote Ex-President Fox "We will not pay for the fucking wall"

>>80966717
They're all beautiful, fit women. There's a scene where they're repulsed by Etta for being so fat, weak, short, and vulgar.