What is the worst excuse in comics? Hard mode: It can't

Speed force.

>>80843060
Gotham being built on an ancient indian burial ground that's cursed to prevent the plot from moving forward.

>>80843091
>>80843117
These are both good though

>>80843244
Fucking no.

>>80843060
pym
particles

"Spider Totems were a mistake"

-Madame Web

>>80843263
Just cause you don't like it that doesn't make it a bad excuse.

>>80843060
Captain America always being morally infallible because he's the writer's mouthpiece

meta-narrative or whatever the fuck it's called nowadays

fuck off morrisonfags

"He was in Vietnam."

>>80843301
this cant be canon

>>80843313
How in god's name is it a good excuse? Its only exists so DC doesn't have to actually try new things and keep recycling the same stories to appease fanboys both inside and out of the company.

>>80843313
Being bad excuses makes them bad excuses.

They're cheap and obvious cop-outs to lazy/stupid writing.

>>80843060
Gerard Butler would be a great Ben 10,000.

>>80843287
Those have well-defined properties of what they can and cannot do.

>>80843407
It was the basis for the entire Spider-Verse arc

>>80843060
>Luck manipulation

>>80843117
Also
>if I kill Joker I'll be just like him and/or won't be able to stop!
Fuck off with that.

>>80843060
Magic as a superpower.

>energy beam spell
>lightning spell
>fire spell
>water spell
>light spell
>darkness spell
>flying spell
>superstrength spell
>superspeed spell
>scrying spell
>teleportation spell
>telepathy spell
>mind control spell
>do-everything-at-once spell

Gimme a break.

>>80843479
Man, fuck luck.

>>80843479
>E-Rank Luck

Destiny

>>80843479
Longshot is best boy

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>>80843060
Time travel. In almost all of its shapes and forms, time travel is both the stupidest excuse and the easiest way to write yourself into a corner, no matter the setting.

Bill and Ted get a free pass, though...