If you were in a situation where you wouldn't expect to

>>80764870
Drop my pants.

>>80764870
beat the shit out of them, comic fans can't fight

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>>80764870
Punch him in the throat.

>>80764870
Laugh

>>80764870
I'd probably just do whatever he wanted because I am a huge fucking pussy.

>>80764870
"Do something faggot"
As i communicate with my body that i don't want to fight andi turn to jello

>>80764870
I'd shoot him in the dick because freedom!

I'd deck him and keep going about my day. Weedy comic fans are almost always out of shape, and if he somehow was the real Joker hes still a scrawny piece of shit who anyone could take in a fight if hes unarmed.

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>>80765080
>he hasn't heard of Joker-Fu

>>80764870
>>80764937
Ask what the next step in his master plan is.

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>>80764870
Go into fighting stance

Watch the pussy cower

>>80765080
>Fights the batman constantly even if he loses
>Thinks he can punch out the joker if he wanted to
If you even land a hit it won't mean shit to him

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>>80765322
>using psycho power
>not superior rindoukan karate
have fun getting your ass kicked by aclown

>>80764870
Try to stab him like any other aggressive male, I guess.

>>80764870
Jokes on him. I'm dressed as Batman.

Laugh and keep walking unless he pulls a weapon, in which case I'd give him my wallet or whatever he wanted.

I'd do what I always do in stressful situations:

Drop my pants and start jerking off while crying loudly. It's never failed me yet.

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Roast that niggah

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>yfw you run into a Dr.Doom cosplayer and try to hit him, but he actually has fucking real armor on.

>>80766524
I always loved the fur cape variant Doom wears sometimes. Seems more regal.

>>80766524
>then this happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5FcKAe4M1w

>>80765839
you didn't answer op's question
what, would you kick his ass? make out with him? the fact that you're dressed as batman tells us nothing

>>80764870
Probably kick him in the dick and laugh.

>>80766618
The implication is clearly that they would fuck right there in the street.

>>80764870
Laugh at that sad faggot for cosplaying in the street.

>>80766400
>Here, take my keys, take my car, go to my home and fuck my wife

>>80766588
>Run into real Dr.Doom on the street

Kneel before him and pledge my loyalty.

>>80766845
She'd understand, anon.

Though I'd have to give him directions for the subway, I don't have a car.

>>80766933
>Kneel before him and pledge my loyalty.
pfft have fun living under a glorious leader who will always care deeply for his people and their needs

>>80767194
At least until that accursed Richards and his idiot family come and destroy everything.

>>80764914
>implying cosplayers are comic fans

>>80764870
What would he want me to do? I'd play along, but I don't know what he would expect someone to do.

>>80767362
>implying you have to read comics to be a comics fan

>>80764870
I would beat the shit out of them because I have NEVER understood cosplaying.

Grow the fuck up, and stop dressing up like imaginary characters, especially if you're 100 pounds heavier than they have ever been depicted.

>>80764870
>at work
I'd wonder how this guy got on a military base, then promptly make him eat cement.

>>80764870
it is very hard to threaten someone when you are dressed that stupidly

>>80767415
I honestly don't know how to feel about this statement. So, if I told you I love DC comics because of the Dark Knight movies that would make me a comic fan, despite having mot read a single issue of Batman? Or anything with the dc logo? Did I just get masterbaited?

>>80764870
Tell him to fuck off

>>80764870
punch that lil shit.

>>80764870
"I'm not paying to take a picture with you, Anthony."

>>80767625
>he doesn't know what it's from
check out kate or die

>>80765322
I'd cower too if someone dressed as M. Bison started doing the jerk off motion at me menacingly.

>>80768050
>he kills you via dehydration

>>80767958
Is that a Web comic? If it is I'm probably not going to check it out.

>>80768202
it is she also writes for Marvel and Dynamite

>>80768237
Let me guess...A force? No, that one isn't drawn like a Web comic. Does this person write the Hellcat comic?

>>80768325
the first issue

>>80768346
correction, she writes a ton of them.

>>80768346
I wish I saved the image of Patsy hissing, it describes my feelings right now.

>>80766524
>FOOT DIVE
>FOO-FOOT DIVE

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>>80764870
if he legit threatened me with a knife or some shit I'd probably shoot him. I am not gonna fuck around and gamble on if this ass hat is fucking around or not.

>>80768721
Jesus christ how horrifying

>>80765080
>>80765122

You know I never liked the idea of the joker being a good fighter. I mean, I'm ok with him being ruthless and crazy and unpredicatable, and having knives stowed everywhere that he's not hesitant to use.

But an actual brawler? It never seemed to suit him.

>>80765122
>>80770962
It's hilarious, though, if only for a one shot issue or something unofficial purely because it's so far from his true nature.

What issue? I need to see this.

>>80764870
Start recording him and then post it on youtube for a cringe compilation

>>80766500

Bring a black friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0b0s5oZ_Pw

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>>80767453

>On the /co/ board

>>80771177
Haha, niggers.

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>>80764870
As a huge fucking coward faggot, I'd probably tell him to go fuck himself or I'll beat the shit out of him, based on the observation that he is an ever bigger pussy than myself and will fall for the ruse.
If he doesn't, I'll cry and beg for my life.

>>80764870
is fucking him an option

>>80764870
Shoot him in the face, I live in TX we don't play that shit