Even if you did some how have the chance to strike a conversation

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>>80671761

If batman fuck her.

Will he become a wizard?

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>>80671761
Become the Bat.

>>80671761
mmm ybab moor eht revo lla trauqs uoy ekam nac i

>>80671761

how are tits that huge not popping out from her costume?

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>>80671923
>reversing word order
>squart

>>80671761
>how do you win her heart /co/?

id try to look like her dad and act like an asshole

>>80671761
I pull a Judy out of her hat

>>80671962
magic

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>>80671970
YRROS
i nac ekam uoy trauqs lla revo eht moor ybab mmm

I cut straight to the chase and tell her I want to have sex wit her.

>>80671761
That's easy.
mroforolhc

>>80671761
I'd probably be happy just having her teach me magic tricks. She does also do standard stage magic, right?
It would be kind of interesting to be part of the Society of American Magicians ring she's a member of...

>>80671761
I never had a chance with real life women full of faults what makes you think I could woo perfection?

>>80671761

Woo her? I just want her to cast her patented "stnap" spell.

Tell her I have a dick and a pulse.

>>80672170
What is an Oegamiom?

>>80672584
I'll tell you when you're older Anon.

>>80671761

Probably do something like show her a shitty magic trick and cross my fingers I make her laugh hard enough for a pitty fuck.

>>80672584
It's ancient Mayan for 'orgasm'.

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I sing, obviously.

>>80672761
>AM I BLUUUUUE
>AM I BLUUUUUE

I whip my dick out and tell her to suck it.

Only way I know how to woo a woman, and it has yet to fail me.

>>80671761
how hard would it be to overpower her? I'd imagine it would be easy

Call me Misty.

>>80671761

Be written by a writer who worships my character.

I would probably give up on winning her heart, instead focusing on trying to get as many gropes before she retaliates. It's called playing to your strengths.

>>80672584
Deepest Fourth World lore.

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>>80671761
By thinking outside the box

>>80671761
I tell like it is, she's amazing.

Tell her that I write cartoons and I have won Emmys thanks to them

What happens if she says Mr. Myxlplyx's name backwards?